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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with B!ker Bad B0y [Full Movie] [English Subs]Full EP - Full
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00:00:01I won't bow down to a humble crown
00:00:04No borrowed prayers, no secret sound
00:00:07Today's the day to be
00:00:08Senior year, no more regrets before graduation
00:00:30With my own frame
00:00:33I stand on my own
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me
00:00:58Hey Chase
00:01:00Who?
00:01:02It's me, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:05Shoot, Phoebe Phillips
00:01:09Chase, I...
00:01:16I've been in love with you forever
00:01:18Since like, 10th grade
00:01:20When you won that district contest
00:01:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but
00:01:26Will you be my boyfriend?
00:01:33Sure, sure
00:01:36For real?
00:01:42Come here, babe
00:01:44Here we go
00:01:56Surprise, nerd
00:01:58Clement!
00:02:01Whoa, Clement!
00:02:03Yo!
00:02:06Whoa, Clement!
00:02:07What?
00:02:08Yo!
00:02:09Oh my God
00:02:10I just confessed to the school cycle
00:02:12Watch out
00:02:13I'm Pho Clement
00:02:16Juvenile delinquent
00:02:21I'm not going down
00:02:22Dangerous and violent
00:02:29In desperate need of anger management classes
00:02:31In desperate need of anger management classes?
00:02:33What?
00:02:58Capital A for A-hole.
00:03:02Bo Clemence made it his mission to torment the nerd, me, my life, and the Devil's Playroom.
00:03:11I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:15Shit.
00:03:16I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:17Wrong guy.
00:03:18Sorry!
00:03:19Hold up.
00:03:20I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:22Since, like, I'm praying when you won that district contest.
00:03:26I know this is coming out of nowhere, but...
00:03:28Forever?
00:03:30Since 10th grade?
00:03:33Relate it!
00:03:34Relate it!
00:03:35Relate that right now!
00:03:38What?
00:03:39What?
00:03:40What?
00:03:42Huh?
00:03:42Yeah!
00:03:45Huh?
00:03:46Huh?
00:03:46Huh?
00:03:46Huh?
00:03:47Huh?
00:03:47Huh?
00:03:48Huh?
00:03:58Huh?
00:04:00Huh?
00:04:02Huh?
00:04:03Huh?
00:04:13Huh?
00:04:14Huh?
00:04:14Huh?
00:04:14Huh?
00:04:14Huh?
00:04:14Huh?
00:04:14Huh?
00:04:17Huh?
00:04:18Huh?
00:04:19Huh?
00:04:19Huh?
00:04:20I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:22I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:24Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:26I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:29This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:32For the record, even if every guy on Earth
00:04:34got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:38Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:39Even if every other girl on Earth died right now,
00:04:41I'd still rather swing the other way than get with you.
00:04:47Hey, I bet Chase feels the same, too.
00:04:49I bet he'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:53You're such an asshole!
00:05:02No!
00:05:13Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:14I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
00:05:18No!
00:05:24No!
00:05:27Oops!
00:05:29Hey!
00:05:30Give those back!
00:05:31What, these?
00:05:45That was a prescription!
00:05:48So is your attitude ugly.
00:05:51Max Maddock, AKA Mad Max, and her sister squad of cheer bullies.
00:05:57If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds,
00:05:59she and her minions are out for blood.
00:06:02Please.
00:06:07Let me go, Max.
00:06:08You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:12Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:15Definitely blind.
00:06:17Oh.
00:06:19Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:22finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:29How can we help our little wannabe slut
00:06:31finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:37S-T.
00:06:38R-I-P.
00:06:40Exactly!
00:06:41R-I-P, nerd.
00:06:43Strip her.
00:06:44No!
00:06:48No!
00:06:53No!
00:06:54Fuck!
00:07:06No!
00:07:07No!
00:07:11Oh!
00:07:12No!
00:07:16That's better.
00:07:19Off you go.
00:07:24Go.
00:07:35My nose!
00:07:53Oh, look at you.
00:08:20Great.
00:08:21First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut.
00:08:25What?
00:08:26When I haven't even kissed anyone yet.
00:08:47Hi, Mom.
00:08:49I'm sorry.
00:08:51I'll do better next time.
00:08:53I promise.
00:08:56I'm sorry.
00:08:57No way.
00:08:58Oh, Clement.
00:08:59The biker psycho's actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:05He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:06You recorded your most embarrassing moment and humiliated you.
00:09:09I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:11Since like...
00:09:11Forever?
00:09:12Who made it?
00:09:13Who made that?
00:09:15I've had enough today.
00:09:16Time for payback.
00:09:35You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:38I...
00:09:39It's not what it looks like.
00:09:41Really?
00:09:43Because it looks a hell of a lot like...
00:09:45You're just recording it.
00:09:50Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:53The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:55Don't wait for me!
00:09:59If me, your fucking phone.
00:10:01Phillips.
00:10:10No!
00:10:22You don't get to be mad.
00:10:23You recorded me first.
00:10:25You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:28You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:31Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:34Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:35Delete it.
00:10:36Now.
00:10:37Or I swear.
00:10:39Swear what?
00:10:40You're gonna hit me?
00:10:41You're gonna hit me?
00:10:43Big man Beau Clemente.
00:10:46Heh.
00:10:46And then he is, you know?
00:10:49He is the typewriter, right?
00:10:49No!
00:10:49No!
00:10:49No!
00:10:50No!
00:10:50No!
00:10:50No!
00:10:51No!
00:10:51I'm not going to be quite okay.
00:10:51No!
00:11:00No!
00:11:02No!
00:11:04No!
00:11:06No!
00:11:08No!
00:11:09No!
00:11:22Oh my, oh my god, Phoebe, Phoebe, what the fuck?
00:11:55Come on, come on, smart mouth, talk to me, come on, Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, please talk
00:12:04to me, stay with me.
00:12:22Shit, fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:32Jesus, fuck.
00:12:37You scared the shit out of me.
00:12:42What, what did you do?
00:12:46You almost drowned in the pool, idiot, and thank god I knew CPI.
00:12:52You put your lips on me?
00:12:59Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:02What the fu-
00:13:06Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:09What the fu-
00:13:11Are you- I felt your wa- I was- I was saving you.
00:13:16I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:18That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:22You- you consider that a kiss?
00:13:24Consider it charity.
00:13:27And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in a pool, genius.
00:13:38You recorded me first!
00:13:41Asshole.
00:13:53Yeah?
00:13:54Huh?
00:13:57Two for one deal.
00:13:58You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:14:01You're very welcome.
00:14:08You touched me without my confidence!
00:14:12Whoa, whoa!
00:14:13What-what are you taking me for?
00:14:14A perv?
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:16I'd rather drown a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:19You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:32Oh, shit!
00:14:45Oh, shit!
00:14:47I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this m-
00:14:50In the morning!
00:14:54You?
00:14:56Uuuh?
00:14:57Oh, okay!
00:14:58So this is why you call me a perv?
00:15:00Projection, huh?
00:15:01Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:03Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me!
00:15:04Let me guess...
00:15:05Chase!
00:15:06Oh my God!
00:15:08Shut up!
00:15:09Give a breath!
00:15:10Uh-uh!
00:15:12So much for a miss I've never been kissed before!
00:15:14If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:40Not me.
00:15:42Why not?
00:16:01Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:12What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:14Beau Clement.
00:16:17Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:19You?
00:16:19You tell on me.
00:16:21I post this.
00:16:22You both go down together.
00:16:25It's in the cloud.
00:16:26Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:29Hm.
00:16:30You're pushing it.
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:42What are you gonna do?
00:16:49Hey.
00:16:50Hey.
00:16:52Eyes up here.
00:16:56You delete that.
00:16:59I don't tell on you.
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:02Okay?
00:17:03And I'll throw in any favor.
00:17:06Okay?
00:17:07Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:11How's that for a deal?
00:17:15You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:19What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:23Someone who bullies me for fun.
00:17:25Someone who threatens me every chance they get.
00:17:29Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:35How's that for a change?
00:17:39Well maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:43Take it.
00:17:45Or a dog.
00:17:48Okay.
00:17:51Make me popular for Chase.
00:17:54That's the favor.
00:17:56I'm sorry.
00:17:57What?
00:17:58You want me to what?
00:17:59That is not a favor.
00:18:00That is a miracle.
00:18:02Okay?
00:18:04Oh my god.
00:18:05Natural curls.
00:18:07Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:10Body, not exactly a fault.
00:18:13Oh my god.
00:18:15That's mean.
00:18:17Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:20Golden boy?
00:18:21Captain of the swim team?
00:18:23What, do cliches turn you on?
00:18:28You know you can do better.
00:18:29Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:40Shut the hell up.
00:18:50Take it or leave it.
00:18:51I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:53You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never
00:18:58fall for a girl like you.
00:18:59Okay?
00:19:03I do like a challenge.
00:19:05And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:11That sounds like fun.
00:19:14You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:19Deal?
00:19:26Deal.
00:19:33Deal.
00:19:37Deal.
00:19:40Deal.
00:20:36I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:41I love you.
00:21:19You've never been for us all since, don't you?
00:21:21I love you.
00:21:47No, Phoebe Phillips, you're like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse.
00:21:51Not assholes on stupid bikes.
00:22:15Oh, jeez.
00:22:17Sorry.
00:22:17I'm sorry.
00:22:18I'm sorry.
00:22:25Chase.
00:22:28Phoebe, right?
00:22:29Hey, um, you gonna come to Mr. Eldridge's function this weekend?
00:22:32You know, he does it every year.
00:22:33It's way to be cool.
00:22:34Yes.
00:22:35Yes, of course.
00:22:37You'll be there, so I'll be there.
00:22:39I mean, yes, I'm going.
00:22:43Great.
00:22:44I'll see you then.
00:22:52See you then.
00:22:53Oh no.
00:22:54How am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this?
00:23:00Shit.
00:23:01Shit.
00:23:01Yikes.
00:23:03Yikes.
00:23:03Look at you.
00:23:05Total train wreck.
00:23:10Bo, you have to help me.
00:23:13How am I supposed to face Chase at the Eldridge's function looking exactly like a train wreck?
00:23:21Fine.
00:23:23Fine.
00:23:24Looks like I'm cursed.
00:23:25Stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some stupid deal.
00:23:28Hey.
00:23:31What are you doing?
00:23:33Put me down.
00:23:34Oh, shut up.
00:23:34The makeover starts now.
00:24:13Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:17Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22Is this one of those moments?
00:24:29No.
00:24:31The movie's lied.
00:24:33You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:35ClichƩs, no miracles.
00:24:38What the fu-
00:24:48Her eyes really are stunning.
00:25:10Bo, can you come in please?
00:25:12I need help tying my dress.
00:25:25Here?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:30The Eldridge thing.
00:25:32You're going too, right?
00:25:34Yes.
00:25:37Please, I'll be so nervous alone.
00:25:41It's short.
00:25:43Yes.
00:25:45Great.
00:25:46Now leave.
00:25:47I'm finishing up.
00:25:48Right.
00:25:48Go, go, go.
00:25:49Go.
00:25:51No.
00:25:59No.
00:26:02No!
00:26:08No!
00:26:11No!
00:26:13No!
00:26:14No!
00:26:14I'll be there!
00:26:33Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:34Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:36Still do.
00:27:00Shit.
00:27:01Can't say hey, pretty.
00:27:05Whoa.
00:27:08Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:10That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:13Shut the front door.
00:27:14No effing way.
00:27:20Breathe.
00:27:21Don't faint.
00:27:22Don't throw up.
00:27:22Don't trip.
00:27:24Please don't trip.
00:27:26Hey, you made it.
00:27:30You look...
00:27:33unbelievable.
00:27:35You too.
00:27:35You always do.
00:27:36I mean, how could you not?
00:27:38Hair, face, suit, the teeth, all of it.
00:27:42Good job.
00:27:44Good job.
00:27:45Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:47You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:49Phoebs.
00:27:50Ooh, now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:53I wish it were as easy as a quiz, so no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:57But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:28:00Because that's the perks of being a Swim Team Captain.
00:28:02I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:07Oh, my God, Phoe.
00:28:17I always found you hot, but this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:21I find you just the same.
00:28:30What the actual fuck?
00:28:40Well, well.
00:28:42St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:45Good job.
00:28:48I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:51I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:53Max, stop!
00:28:55It's okay, Chase.
00:28:56Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:58Don't pop the girls like you have better things to do.
00:29:00Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:05Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:08Like I did before?
00:29:17No!
00:29:23You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:26I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:30You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:33A duck?
00:29:34Is that the best you can do?
00:29:36I was going to say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:39Oh, bird!
00:29:40Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:41Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:45Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:46When this is over, and the lights come back on,
00:29:49are you going to go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:53You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:57And as long as you keep putting out,
00:30:00some guy will eventually notice you.
00:30:02Oh, shit!
00:30:06I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:10The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:14You're right.
00:30:15I do need a reminder.
00:30:19I do need a reminder.
00:30:21And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:25Enlighten me, please.
00:30:28You make everyone feel like trash,
00:30:29just so you can feel tall.
00:30:31How cliche, Max.
00:30:32What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:34More plastic.
00:30:35Much less iconic.
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:37And something nastier than a bus is going to hit you very soon.
00:30:41Eldridge winter function serving me, girls.
00:30:45All right, get her ass.
00:30:47Maybe.
00:30:48After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:51But it's okay.
00:30:53You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:55Here's some charity.
00:30:57Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults
00:31:00like I give a fuck.
00:31:02Seriously.
00:31:03Yeah.
00:31:03I'm a nerd.
00:31:04I love chemistry.
00:31:06And I hid behind my glasses and books
00:31:08thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:10once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:15Wishful thinking.
00:31:17Pathetic?
00:31:18I know.
00:31:19But I'd still rather be that girl
00:31:20than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:24Wow.
00:31:25Good job.
00:31:26Who will call selling her feet pics at 28?
00:31:28Her career eventually.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:37Seriously.
00:31:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, Max.
00:31:37Okay, are you done?
00:31:38Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:40And leave her alone.
00:31:42For once.
00:31:43Oh, God.
00:31:44I'm gonna pass out.
00:31:45In front of everyone.
00:31:46On the best night of my life.
00:31:50This isn't over.
00:31:53Have a good night.
00:31:59I came here to impress a boy.
00:32:02But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:17Okay, so like I said,
00:32:19if someone sees us,
00:32:20code word...
00:32:22Word...
00:32:22Oh, jeez.
00:32:24Oh, my God.
00:32:25I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:26Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:29I think bum for the...
00:32:31I'll go verge.
00:32:34Okay, okay.
00:32:36Perfect.
00:32:38Now, let it set for now.
00:32:45Great.
00:32:47Teenage terrorism.
00:32:55Man.
00:32:57You know Mr. Eldridge is so generous?
00:33:00Hosting us high schoolers
00:33:02in this mansion of his every year?
00:33:04Now, St. Vincent is lucky
00:33:06to have his name on our school board.
00:33:08And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant
00:33:10for my little lab research.
00:33:12Kind of don't want to embarrass myself
00:33:13in front of her tonight.
00:33:25You want some?
00:33:28And a toast
00:33:29for the courage
00:33:31to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:40Slow.
00:33:41Yeah, sure.
00:33:43Courage.
00:33:46Love courage.
00:33:48You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:50Don't be lying.
00:33:51It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:53There you go.
00:34:00Whoa.
00:34:02Whoa.
00:34:03Easy there.
00:34:03Ew.
00:34:04You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:06Is this legal?
00:34:09Not exactly.
00:34:18You?
00:34:19Come with me.
00:34:20What the hell you want, Clement?
00:34:22Move.
00:34:23Or you can find out.
00:34:25Stop it, both of you.
00:34:27This is a ball,
00:34:28not a boxing ring.
00:34:38No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:40Shit.
00:34:41My dress.
00:34:43Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:47That's the game, buddy.
00:34:49Not funny.
00:34:53You happy now?
00:34:54My night's ruined.
00:35:15I need a minute.
00:35:19Hey.
00:35:20She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:23I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:35That idiot.
00:35:37Dumbass.
00:35:38Asshole!
00:35:44I'm so stupid.
00:35:57Why are you here?
00:35:59Get out.
00:36:01I need cleanup too.
00:36:05This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:12Lee, get out.
00:36:14I'm not leaving.
00:36:16So calm down.
00:36:20Fine.
00:36:21Then enjoy the show.
00:36:26What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:29What the hell does it look like?
00:36:30You wouldn't leave.
00:36:31So be my guest.
00:36:37Be my guest too.
00:36:40What are you doing?
00:36:41Oh, didn't see you there.
00:36:44I was here first.
00:36:45Get your own room.
00:36:47Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:52Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:56At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:37:00Oh, you arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:07That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:09How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:13I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:19I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:21And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:25So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:28I'm not getting excited.
00:37:30And this ain't going to happen, even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:36Oh, really?
00:37:37Mm-hmm.
00:38:06You think a little straight?
00:38:07A little bit of tease is going to undo me?
00:38:09That's very cute.
00:38:11Very virgin of you.
00:38:30I dare you to touch me.
00:38:33Unless you're too chicken shit, even it's a payback.
00:39:02I'm no chicken shit.
00:39:06Try me.
00:39:09Try me.
00:39:16Try me.
00:39:22Try me.
00:39:28Follow me.
00:39:29I've got something special planned for you.
00:39:32That's Mrs. Aldridge's voice.
00:39:43My husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal.
00:39:48We have 20 minutes.
00:39:53You're mine now.
00:39:59Don't touch me.
00:40:08Saw her in the bedroom.
00:40:10Yeah.
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:11Makes sense.
00:40:18Yes, baby.
00:40:21Right there.
00:40:23Or baby.
00:40:25Are they seriously?
00:40:36Could you, uh...
00:40:44I don't think I can face Mrs. Aldridge anymore.
00:40:46The woman that gave me my lab grant?
00:40:48The woman's going to haunt me like nightmares.
00:40:50The woman's going to haunt me like nightmares.
00:41:07Stay still, Phoebe.
00:41:16You said you weren't going to get excited, but I've been feeling you the moment you both
00:41:22meet in here.
00:41:26Liar.
00:41:28Purp.
00:41:30Loser.
00:41:34You naughty, naughty boy.
00:41:53No.
00:41:54No, Phoebe.
00:41:56Why not?
00:41:58You're not yourself.
00:41:59You're drunk.
00:42:01No, I'm not.
00:42:04Okay, here you go.
00:42:08Hold on.
00:42:09Hold on.
00:42:12What are you doing?
00:42:13I'm getting us out of here.
00:42:16Now put your arms around my neck.
00:42:23Do it, Mary.
00:42:25Hurry up.
00:42:27I'm all the way about it.
00:42:30Would you rather stay here and listen to a real-life porno?
00:42:33There's your lab grant.
00:42:38So grab me and let the bad boy do his thing.
00:42:44Sure.
00:42:47Here we go.
00:42:54What?
00:42:56How are you?
00:42:57How long have you been?
00:42:59Ma'am, you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin.
00:43:13Oh, I didn't get to say thank you for not taking me.
00:43:17Don't.
00:43:18Just, just don't thank me.
00:43:24Phoebe.
00:43:25Hey.
00:43:26I've been looking all over for you.
00:43:31Are you okay?
00:43:34Come on, Phoeves.
00:43:35Let's go.
00:43:36Come here.
00:43:37Come on.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:50On three, we drench the ugly duckling.
00:43:52This will go viral.
00:43:57Let's just see what trash he's dancing with.
00:44:01Oh, hell no.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:23What is that?
00:44:25It smells like a public restroom blew up.
00:44:29This is fashion week or tour.
00:44:32Get it off me.
00:44:36Fun chemistry fact.
00:44:37The stench?
00:44:39That's ammonia.
00:44:40Meaning, you're essentially covered in piss fume.
00:44:45Pissing nags.
00:44:46Mad stinky nags.
00:44:56Oh, my God, Belle.
00:44:58That's like kind of nice.
00:45:20Hey, Phoebs.
00:45:22Need a ride home?
00:45:31Yeah, sure.
00:45:41Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:53Father, I'll take you home.
00:45:57Oh my God! You were waiting for me! That's so sweet! I have no idea what that had.
00:46:05I got, what? And then a shower. And then it was cold. And then it was a cold shower.
00:46:11And I was like, I've never taken a cold shower in my life. And I was like, do we have
00:46:13one?
00:46:14Just dry.
00:46:23I was fogged as a function.
00:46:28I was the one who tripped Lana. You stink.
00:46:34Wait, that was you?
00:46:38What the fuck is this day?
00:46:42Fuck, they're both gonna pay for this!
00:46:45I got some!
00:46:58Thieves, you look amazing!
00:47:01Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:07There she is. And your golden girl.
00:47:11Golden girl? Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:14Really? You know, cause apparently out the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:20I mean, I really can't play alone.
00:47:25Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:30Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:32You should swing by.
00:47:33Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:36So I'm cute.
00:47:41Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:45Yeah, sure. I'll be there.
00:47:59Okay, okay, fine.
00:48:02I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:05I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:10You're in good hands.
00:48:12Forget who I am?
00:48:13You're in good hands for me.
00:48:16Yes!
00:48:22Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:25You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:29Just faster running your mouth.
00:48:35You wanna race me?
00:48:38You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachiever.
00:48:43Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:49Um...
00:48:50Try not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:49:04Start!
00:49:11Ah.
00:49:26Peele.
00:49:29Choose me.
00:49:36Goodbye.
00:49:54Oh
00:49:56Yo, I
00:49:59Won Phoebe, you saw
00:50:02Wow Clement you won
00:50:06That's good for you the real winner
00:50:09He's a guy against a girl
00:50:20You were amazing Chase
00:50:25Yo, Chase, good race, good race man, you crushed it
00:50:28See you boys tomorrow, be there early
00:50:45You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:49I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:52Or are you just that petty?
00:50:58The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:51:02Didn't you give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:08But the winner gets
00:51:12It's
00:51:13Anything they ask for
00:51:23Anything
00:51:30Since the winner is too proud to claim his prize
00:51:34I guess just forget about it
00:51:49Well then, I'm claiming it now
00:51:55What do you want?
00:51:56What do you want?
00:52:00You
00:52:02The gunna
00:52:08You
00:52:09The gunna
00:52:15Tutor me
00:52:19That's it?
00:52:21What?
00:52:22Disappointed?
00:52:26Fine
00:52:27You want tutoring?
00:52:29You'll get tutoring
00:52:47You'll get tutoring
00:52:49If we're doing this
00:52:51We're doing this my way
00:52:53I'm one of those
00:52:56All I'm not the type of nerds
00:52:59It's
00:53:00It's not a thing
00:53:02Well
00:53:02I made it a thing
00:53:08You scared of a little chemistry such, Clement?
00:53:13You think we have chemistry?
00:53:16Miss Phillips
00:53:26Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel
00:53:32Remind me what subject this was, again?
00:53:49Let's try this one
00:53:50Let's try this one
00:53:52Too hardcore, no clothes
00:53:54That's okay
00:53:55That's why I'm here to help
00:53:57So, it starts like this
00:53:59The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide
00:54:02By volume
00:54:05In a 150 million dollar quantity of the solution
00:54:08There are how many million dollars
00:54:10That goes to a
00:54:10Okay
00:54:12So, that depends on the name
00:54:15How?
00:54:16Is it on the top?
00:54:17And the answer is
00:54:27Are you sure you're able to study, Clement?
00:54:32You know
00:54:33I think I could teach you something
00:54:36In exchange
00:54:38If you behave
00:54:45I take my teaching very seriously
00:54:50If you don't behave
00:54:50I'm going to rock you with this
00:54:54So sit
00:54:55Date
00:54:56And get two more
00:55:11I don't mind getting rough
00:55:13I don't mind getting rough
00:55:15But I am not some stray
00:55:16That you can tease
00:55:17And train
00:55:19Okay?
00:55:21By the way
00:55:22I always come out and talk
00:55:37Fine
00:55:52Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:57Now he's playing hard to guess
00:56:10Hmm
00:56:12Now, now
00:56:13Be a good girl
00:56:21Oops
00:56:38Do you want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:42You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:42Hmm?
00:56:43If you push
00:56:43I push back slowly
00:56:45Don't pretend you don't like the heat
00:56:48Don't want me like I'm hard to handle
00:56:52I've been dangerous since they were like you
00:56:55Are you all a fork?
00:56:57Or do you also fight?
00:57:04A bad boy
00:57:06Lace
00:57:07Lace
00:57:08Lace
00:57:09And he always bites
00:57:16But I'm trying to be good
00:57:19Once in my life
00:57:22Miss Phillips
00:57:26Just remember
00:57:27Next time I'm not going to hold back
00:57:29But I can feel good
00:57:38python
00:57:38June
00:57:48It's good
00:57:50I can see you
00:59:30Got you.
00:59:40Sneaky, huh?
00:59:42Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:48Finish my assignment.
00:59:50If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:56What do you want?
00:59:59You got the makeover.
01:00:01I want another session with you.
01:00:05But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh, make out.
01:00:19Nice try.
01:00:21But you're not getting these.
01:00:25Mm-hmm.
01:00:27What if I get an A?
01:00:30Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:39Bring your A game, then.
01:00:45He's fucking two!
01:00:50Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just because you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:01:01Lana?
01:01:02Yeah, bitch, it's urgent.
01:01:04Bring the straw shit.
01:01:06The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:11Yeah.
01:01:11Alright, bye.
01:01:38Ms. Hot Shib doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:41S-H-I-T for days.
01:01:47St. Vincent's little sweetheart is gonna get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:53Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:02:01What's this?
01:02:14What do you think you're doing here, medic?
01:02:16You're not in his class.
01:02:18Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:23Off you, trot.
01:02:24My class is starting.
01:02:26Okay.
01:02:27Absolutely.
01:02:32Old witch!
01:02:34I'll teach you a lesson someday.
01:02:36Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:41What's this?
01:02:42Mrs. Herman!
01:02:44Um, I don't know.
01:02:45I just found this on my desk and I just...
01:02:50Marcelli's reserve.
01:02:51Truffle assault.
01:02:55Hey!
01:02:58A secret admirer.
01:03:00Hmm?
01:03:02Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:07Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:08Wait, can I just have one at...
01:03:10No!
01:03:11You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:14You are a top candidate for the Rutherford Scholarship.
01:03:17You do not have time for boys.
01:03:20Gifts!
01:03:22Anonymous, sweet truth distractions.
01:03:33Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the building.
01:03:59Wow!
01:04:02Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:04:06And Marcelli is...
01:04:08Who's to die for?
01:04:43Someone...
01:04:46In this class...
01:04:48Clearly...
01:04:49Cheated on the assignment.
01:04:51The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:54But I'm willing...
01:04:56To give them another chance to confess.
01:04:59So maybe they're still...
01:05:09Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:12Then your score will be voided.
01:05:14And you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:17Detention...
01:05:18For at least a week.
01:05:19I will not...
01:05:21Tolerate...
01:05:22Morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:26Beau Clement...
01:05:28Get out...
01:05:29Of my classroom.
01:05:32What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:35What does it mean?
01:05:36Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:40If you didn't cheat...
01:05:41What else could it be?
01:05:43Where's your proof?
01:05:44Existence...
01:05:45Is the proof.
01:05:46What the fuck did you just say?
01:05:51Foul language to you.
01:05:52Disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:53This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:56No.
01:05:57Go to the principal's office.
01:05:58Now!
01:06:01I didn't cheat.
01:06:02Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:05A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:10Just because your family has money, you think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:18Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:26Mrs. Herman, Beau didn't cheat!
01:06:28Excuse me.
01:06:31Because...
01:06:36Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:48I helped him study.
01:06:50But the work was all his.
01:06:52You labeling students like this is wrong!
01:06:54He's not a delinquent!
01:06:57Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:07:00He's smart and kind and...
01:07:06and...
01:07:07and capital A amazing.
01:07:11My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:14But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:17She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:20Phoebe Phillips.
01:07:21Do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:25You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:29Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:37A girl like you should know better.
01:07:39Have some soul respect!
01:07:42Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:45You don't walk on water.
01:07:47You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:50You don't...
01:07:51You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59What else could you be?
01:08:02And now you've corrupted my best student.
01:08:06Lying for you.
01:08:07Do you know what?
01:08:08I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:10Get out of my classroom!
01:08:12Now both of you!
01:08:12And...
01:08:13I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too!
01:08:17Don't!
01:08:23You can punish me for all you want, but leave Phillip out of it!
01:08:27And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:30Walt, stop!
01:08:31I will show you what his problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:36What are you going to do?
01:08:37I...
01:08:37I will call the police!
01:08:42You stupid assignment!
01:08:44Shit!
01:08:45You stupid grade!
01:08:46I don't fucking need it!
01:09:06Phoebe!
01:09:07Phoebe!
01:09:07Wait!
01:09:09She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:13But you...
01:09:14God, I hate bullies!
01:09:18So that's it.
01:09:19From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:24Wait.
01:09:25What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:28You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:30You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:34Nothing alike?
01:09:35Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:37As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed, and just take it?
01:09:42You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:45And...
01:09:46And no makeover can change that!
01:09:50You think I ruined your life?
01:09:52Newsflash!
01:09:54Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:58Then what are you?
01:10:00You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:10:03Ever since I got tangled up with you, my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:07All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:10But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:14But you pretending not to cure at all.
01:10:16That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:20You break things.
01:10:22And people.
01:10:23And you push them away.
01:10:26Just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:30I am scared.
01:10:32Yeah.
01:10:33I am fragile.
01:10:35And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:38Not my concern anymore.
01:10:41That's just what we do.
01:10:42Isn't it?
01:10:44We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:45We just play games!
01:10:47I guess we played ourselves now.
01:10:59I am scared.
01:11:01Yeah.
01:11:02I am fragile.
01:11:04And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:07Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:09I mean, he's an asshole too, but why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:14When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:18Yeah.
01:11:21Pheebs?
01:11:22Hey.
01:11:24Sorry, are you okay?
01:11:26Alright, Chase.
01:11:27Sorry.
01:11:28I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:32Mind if I stayed here with you?
01:11:36Looks like he could use a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:38Best to cry on.
01:11:42Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:45Whoever made you cry?
01:11:47You know, that's a real asshole.
01:12:00I love this place, you know.
01:12:03I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs, think about stuff.
01:12:09Now it's your place too.
01:12:12You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:16Yeah, I know.
01:12:17You used to stand up right there.
01:12:20Wait, you knew?
01:12:22Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:24You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:31I've always shoot full.
01:12:35I actually lived.
01:12:38What?
01:12:39Then why?
01:12:42Just feel me now.
01:12:45Chase.
01:12:46What?
01:12:47This doesn't feel right.
01:12:50What the hell, Chase?
01:12:53Chase, pop the brakes.
01:12:54That's way too fast.
01:12:57Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:58Drop the egg.
01:12:59Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:13:14I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:16Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:17No!
01:13:18Stop!
01:13:21Please!
01:13:24Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:27Let go!
01:13:28Please let me go!
01:13:30Stop!
01:13:36Stop it, Chase!
01:13:38Chase!
01:13:38Chase, please, Chase, stop!
01:13:40Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:41You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:44The fucking nice guy.
01:13:47No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:53Stop!
01:13:56What the?
01:14:00No!
01:14:01She!
01:14:02Fucking!
01:14:03Said!
01:14:04No!
01:14:08Hey, you okay?
01:14:11Oh, I was so scared!
01:14:14So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:16This piece of shit?
01:14:26That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:29Say it!
01:14:31I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:35I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:39I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:43I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:50I'm an asshole!
01:14:53Asshole!
01:15:09You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:15:12Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:15:14Okay.
01:15:14In.
01:15:15Out.
01:15:21I thought...
01:15:22I don't know.
01:15:23My brain just broke.
01:15:25I thought he knows my brain.
01:15:28Why?
01:15:28Why would he do that to me?
01:15:30I feel so stupid!
01:15:33Phoebe.
01:15:34Phoebe.
01:15:34Look at me.
01:15:36You were not stupid.
01:15:37You were terrified.
01:15:39And you fought back.
01:15:40You, you bit him.
01:15:41You pulled away.
01:15:42You did everything you could.
01:15:44What if you hadn't come?
01:15:46I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:50I'm sorry.
01:15:56You saved me both.
01:15:58You saved me when I was just some nobody.
01:16:01Just some nerd.
01:16:02I, I didn't save you.
01:16:04You saved me.
01:16:06And you saved yourself.
01:16:07I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:17And you're right.
01:16:18And you are not a nerd.
01:16:21You, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:28You want to get out of here?
01:16:29Get to school.
01:16:31Yeah.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:35You okay?
01:16:41You ready for a ride?
01:16:43Sit tight.
01:16:44You, you, you, you, you.
01:17:08Woooo!
01:17:09Woooo!
01:17:10Winnie with Bow.
01:17:11Infuriating, stupid, impossible Bow Clement.
01:17:14showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:17I should not be crushing this earth.
01:17:35I'm absolutely crushing it.
01:17:51Do you want to have sex?
01:18:35You got condoms?
01:18:38Yeah.
01:18:40Yeah, I'm always packing.
01:18:42Pun intended.
01:18:43Pun intended.
01:19:13Wait.
01:19:18Wait.
01:19:21Um, I'm a little nervous.
01:19:25So, I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:28Yeah.
01:19:30Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
01:19:32No rush.
01:19:49This is it, baby.
01:19:50The only way you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:56Oh, my God.
01:19:58Oh, my God.
01:19:58You're actually in her room.
01:20:00And she's taking a shower.
01:20:03Oh, my God.
01:20:08What the hell?
01:20:15What the hell?
01:20:18Colby.
01:20:19Mr. Colby.
01:20:20Hang on.
01:20:25Hi.
01:20:26Hey.
01:20:27There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:31What is it?
01:20:32I need a shower, too.
01:20:35A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:21:13Stupid.
01:21:14Wait, go.
01:21:19No!
01:21:35Oh, shit!
01:21:41Hi.
01:21:42Why? Surprise. Except it's not a surprise to you, my little friend there. You've actually touched it, and I touched
01:21:50myself. No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:54Shit!
01:22:05You won't be needing this anymore. You won't need it ever again.
01:22:34This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement. I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:45Ditto, Phoebe Phillips. And I'm totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:53Phoebe, will you take me?
01:22:57It's your first.
01:23:01It could only be you, Beau.
01:23:12And I love you, too.
01:23:13I love you.
01:23:15I love you.
01:23:26I love you, too.
01:23:33I love you.
01:23:35I love you.
01:23:49Good morning, princess.
01:23:52Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:24:00That's just my bed chem.
01:24:02My bed chemistry.
01:24:04The perks of being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:06He's such a dork.
01:24:15What happened here?
01:24:22That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:29Um, and on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch, and I still insisted on going.
01:24:39When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:44So, she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:48Um, but even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:25:05And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today.
01:25:13She wouldn't have died.
01:25:15Bo.
01:25:20Bo.
01:25:21Bo.
01:25:23I am so sorry.
01:25:26And you saw me almost drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:28I can't believe I used that to blackmail you.
01:25:32I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:36You feel so stupid.
01:25:38No, Phoebe.
01:25:43No, Phoebe.
01:25:48You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:53You believed in me, and you gave me a purpose.
01:25:55You made me want to do better.
01:25:57To be better.
01:26:00You saved me.
01:26:12All right, what happened?
01:26:14I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:14Are you good?
01:26:15Because I need you on.
01:26:16I'm going to swim this way.
01:26:17You know that?
01:26:18And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:21Clement!
01:26:23I got a report.
01:26:25It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:30What?
01:26:32No, what the hell?
01:26:33I, I...
01:26:34I saw it.
01:26:36Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:39Oh, shit.
01:26:40I fucking say that again.
01:26:42You heard me.
01:26:43I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:50All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:26:57Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:27:03Bo didn't do any of that.
01:27:05Phoebe?
01:27:06What the fuck are you doing here?
01:27:09Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:12In my bedroom.
01:27:14Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:17Oh, John, I don't believe it.
01:27:18She's just a slut.
01:27:20Who would throw herself at anyone?
01:27:21I mean, fucking look at her!
01:27:27I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:31I'm a re-
01:27:32This is fake.
01:27:33It's edited, coach.
01:27:34It's obviously edited.
01:27:35Chase Thompson!
01:27:37You're off my swim team!
01:27:38Now!
01:27:49You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:53You three thought you were slick.
01:27:56Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:07You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:10Twice.
01:28:14Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:20Oh, shit.
01:28:22That never gets old.
01:28:23This school is toxic, A.M.
01:28:27Ah!
01:28:28Oh, shit.
01:28:35Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:44Oh, hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:48Best school day ever.
01:28:56Capital A for absolutely, and you're capital A for ace, babe.
01:29:03Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:05Oh, my gosh.
01:29:05Okay.
01:29:09I'll see.
01:29:11Good night.
01:29:13Good night.
01:29:20Good night.
01:29:21You
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