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00:00:00You see this estate? It's mine. I know I'm just the maid, or rather I was the maid about 24
00:00:07hours ago.
00:00:13But now I'm a billionaire. Crazy story.
00:00:20Nothing's more important than family. Nothing. Not money, not power,
00:00:26not career. Makes me so happy to spend this day with you. With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan,
00:00:33and his stunning wife Monique. My nephew Ryan, and his beautiful fiance Stephanie. Welcome to the family.
00:00:40Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so much joy. A piece
00:00:47of
00:00:47advice. Don't grow old alone. Cherish the love you have with one another. Oh my god, you fucking idiot!
00:00:56How hard is it to serve dinner? I'm so sorry. Do you know how much that bottle of wine is
00:01:01worth?
00:01:02More than you make in a decade. Not so much, you completely ruined my fiance's suit!
00:01:07It's really not. No, it's annoying. We're sitting at dinner.
00:01:09I don't have like 50 in your outfit.
00:01:17Oh my god!
00:01:19Come on, buddy. I got you.
00:01:21It's in the squid!
00:01:25He's dead. He's dead. Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:32I know who killed him. Her! The maid did it.
00:01:38The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:01:42What? There must be some sort of mistake. The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:01:48Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:01:52I mean, look at him. Clearly he got poisoned.
00:01:54Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:01:57And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:02I'm calling the police.
00:02:04Why did you do it? Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:07I didn't do it. I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:11Prove it.
00:02:13Prove it? How... How am I supposed to...
00:02:17Tony's plate right here. Come on. You want to eat with us? You want to be one of the big
00:02:22wigs?
00:02:23Sit down. Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate. And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:29Hey, Steph, honey. Monique called the police already, all right? We should just wait for the cops to come and
00:02:34do what they do.
00:02:35If she's claiming she's not the killer, she has to prove it.
00:02:39I don't think that's how the law works. In this house, we are the law.
00:02:45So do it. Prove your innocence.
00:02:49I didn't poison him. But what if someone else did?
00:03:11I feel fine. I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:16You are not going anywhere.
00:03:18You need to admit it. Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:23No, none of you understand. I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:27My mother worked here for my entire childhood, and then when she got sick,
00:03:30he gave me a position when nobody else would. Are you saying that I...
00:03:34I killed the only person who treated me like a human being? Why?
00:03:38I don't know. Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:03:41No. Any one of you could be a suspect. And I know for a fact, each and every one of
00:03:47you
00:03:48has a dirty little secret that you would do anything to hide.
00:03:52Ow! Ow! Why did you... How dare you speak to us like this. You are nothing.
00:04:00You are quite literally a servant. Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:06They put the blame on others. The jig is up. Confess already.
00:04:11I will not confess. Because I didn't do it.
00:04:15Okay. Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:22Steph, honey. Come on, let's just calm down. We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:28Why are you protecting her? Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:36What?
00:04:40I know that you've known him since he was a kid. But first, you murder our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:04:46And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:04:48Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:04:51First of all, I would never. She is the help. You. You're the only one for me.
00:05:08Blueberry.
00:05:09What?
00:05:09This is what killed Tony. As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows
00:05:17that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:26The maid.
00:05:28The maid.
00:05:28Yes. It is a clear proof that she is. Where is she?
00:05:36What do I do? What do I do? Think. Think. Uncle Tony is dead. And I...
00:05:42Open up the door, murderer. We know you're in there.
00:05:44Courtney. I mean, Brittany. Open up the door.
00:05:50Open the goddamn door, servant scum.
00:05:53These crazy, rich assholes are going to send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:05:59Unless they kill me first. I have to escape. Now.
00:06:04Oh god, I can't do this. Oh, shit.
00:06:08Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:1412 years of murder, citizen.
00:06:14I can't do this.
00:06:20I can't do this.
00:06:24It's funny.
00:06:25No.
00:06:31I can't do this.
00:06:33I can't do it.
00:06:34All right.
00:06:36I can do it.
00:06:36I can do it.
00:06:37I can do it.
00:06:38I can do it.
00:06:40Hey.
00:06:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:06:42Don't move.
00:06:43Hands up.
00:06:45don't move stay right where you are i didn't do anything i i swear
00:06:50britney britney logan from junior high alan beckham
00:07:04god alan it's been a really long time yeah tell me about it it's actually um detective beckham now
00:07:12you okay i saw you uh running through the uh trees over there oh wait i got a call that
00:07:18the maid
00:07:19poisoned the owner of this house is that you are you the killer i didn't stop right where you are
00:07:26do not move a muscle don't move i didn't do anything no you didn't say just trying to flee
00:07:35a crime scene yes but i had no other choice alan please you have to believe the detective beckham
00:07:43and the cole said that the maid confessed to the murder no i did not confess they're just framing
00:07:49me well because i'm the poor maid and they're a bunch of rich morally corrupt assholes and they
00:07:54think they can get away with it but i am innocent please alan you know me
00:08:01i do i loved you and then one day you were gone without explaining why and you left me
00:08:07heartbroken besides i have nothing to gain from killing tony i just lost my home
00:08:13what about your mother she is sick in the hospital i have no one else nowhere else to go
00:08:23i'm uh sorry to hear that look let's just go inside and we'll figure this out okay no i am
00:08:29not
00:08:29going back in there britney logan she never lied she wouldn't hurt a fly that's part of why i was
00:08:36so in love with her back then please just let me go i can't do that you could just say
00:08:44you never found
00:08:53me
00:08:54oh my god mr officer thank god you're here my uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the
00:09:01murderer right here that's right lock her up before she kills someone else ma'am right now this woman is
00:09:07a person of interest okay a suspect i'm gonna need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested
00:09:11no i saw her do it we all did yeah totally yeah she probably did it right i'm uh i'm
00:09:21sorry about
00:09:21this britney logan you are now under arrest for the murder of tony harbour anything you say can and
00:09:27will be used against you in a court of law you'll blow your phone call blah blah blah just don't
00:09:32call
00:09:32us bitch and get the fuck off the property
00:09:41look let's just get you back to the station okay away from these assholes and i promise you
00:09:46i will give you a fair chance to tell your story
00:09:57unfortunately i don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather we're gonna have to stay
00:10:00here come on let's go
00:10:16i'm sorry i'm gonna need to frisk you
00:10:18it's okay
00:10:28uh could you spread your feet for me
00:10:33thank you
00:10:43turn around please
00:10:45there's nothing on you you didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars
00:10:50i remember that sarcastic humor that got you in trouble even then look alan i wanted to reach
00:10:56out to you and explain there's no need we were just kids right i mean first love it meant nothing
00:11:11anyway please sit down i um i need to ask you a few questions
00:11:14no you don't
00:11:17because i can tell you who the real killer is
00:11:27you know who the killer is
00:11:32who
00:11:33well i'm not a hundred percent certain who literally poisoned uncle tony but
00:11:40i know that every single one of them wanted uncle tony's ring
00:11:44it's worth thirty million dollars and each one of them has a dirty secret
00:11:48listen i want to hear everything you're about to say britney but
00:11:51you're shivering to the bone why don't you go change in something more
00:11:54i've got some clothes in there you're all wet too
00:11:59tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits
00:12:04would you mind just helping with the zipper
00:12:27i hope britney's telling the truth that she's not the killer because somehow after all this time
00:12:36my feelings for her never really went away
00:12:38how does this even make sense
00:12:40out of everyone in the world alan my first love
00:12:44and now he's the one investigating me
00:12:48i just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation
00:13:03i think you were uh just about to tell me who the killer is
00:13:08okay
00:13:09here it goes
00:13:12it all started this morning when everyone be in red
00:13:17i thought this would be a typical birthday with tony hosting his family
00:13:20i always wondered why he kept me distant from them
00:13:23but this year i really realized why
00:13:25his family are a pack of vultures
00:13:28hiding secrets from here to nepal
00:13:30secrets you wouldn't believe
00:13:32and secrets they'd kill to protect
00:13:34hey there
00:13:36courtney right britney britney how could i forget
00:13:41you know i'm really glad to see you
00:13:43why is there something wrong with your bedroom
00:13:45you're not in it
00:13:47you know i remember you from when i used to visit
00:13:49you were this snot-nosed little kid
00:13:50but now you have just grown into this
00:13:53just real woman
00:13:55thank you
00:13:57i mean perfect body great tits that ass my god
00:14:01god right um i actually have work to do
00:14:06wasn't your mom a maid here
00:14:09yes she was but she's sick now in the hospital
00:14:13you know the maid thing's always really done it for me
00:14:15you know like you come in try to clean i'm way in there
00:14:20and i offer you an extra hundred to you know just scrub a little extra
00:14:25aren't you here to announce your engagement
00:14:28oh come on marriage isn't a death contract
00:14:31there's always a few other adventures to be
00:14:34made
00:14:36oh god kill me
00:14:38this place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described ryan
00:14:43let's just say that step scared me from the very first moment we met
00:14:47what the fuck is going on here
00:14:53uh baby this is not what you think courtney is
00:14:56britney she's the housemaid okay i've known her since she was a dirty little
00:15:00kid
00:15:01hmm okay well britney slash courtney why don't you do yourself a favor and go
00:15:06make your low wage salary and go get my fucking luggage
00:15:14i will not give you a second chance
00:15:17wait i don't understand why is she so mean to you
00:15:20because i'm just the maid
00:15:23it makes them feel good to treat me like dirt
00:15:27as long as tony doesn't see but that's not the important part
00:15:32then stuff said there's a storm coming and i don't want to be in this
00:15:36shit box any longer than necessary so get the ring so we can get the
00:15:40fuck out of here oh my is she okay it i mean it's just standing there are you death get
00:15:51the
00:15:51fucking luggage
00:15:55jesus christ
00:15:59when i'm the lady of this mansion we're gonna burn it down get rid of all this armor i'm on
00:16:05my way with
00:16:06party favors burn the rugs bleach the floors paint the walls get rid of all this disgusting antique
00:16:15shit
00:16:17ryan what are you doing yes ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife
00:16:25during this time uncle tony was sitting in his room yes
00:16:29oblivious to the fact that this would be the last day of his life
00:16:35yes yes i told you i'm getting good at bingo blitz
00:16:42mr harper your family is here well here we go
00:16:46mom just okay you're kidding
00:16:49my lovely brand new family hi wow hi son how's your uncle still alive hope so
00:16:57yeah look so good good morning dear family it's wonderful to see all of you here in my humble home
00:17:14weird who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner
00:17:28blueberries so you're suggesting that sylvia harbour tony's sister is his murderer well i know that
00:17:35she was the only one who knew about tony's berry allergy
00:17:40something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me but i never imagined for a second she would go
00:17:46as far as to i'm sorry i i don't mean to interrupt your story do you mind if i um
00:18:01leave yeah of course i'm sorry um please continue
00:18:09don't touch my suitcase oh i'm sorry i just i said i can manage it i don't need help from
00:18:17the help
00:18:18yes ma'am it is my job though i understand that this is the countryside but is there a less
00:18:25idiotic
00:18:26maid available now now britney is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet her and her mother who i
00:18:34hope recovers very soon yeah well as soon as i'm lady of the house that kind soul is going to
00:18:41be
00:18:41shoveling horseshit jan help me with my suitcase mom i thought you said that she were gonna shut up and
00:18:50carry it son
00:18:54i knew i should have told uncle tony that steph and ryan didn't really like him
00:18:58they were just here for the ring i need to talk to you about something
00:19:07i need to talk to you about something britney can we talk later i'm just so tired and i need
00:19:13to rest
00:19:14before the evening's festivities plus i don't want anyone to know i'm not feeling my best well then why
00:19:20don't we cancel the dinner no no i can't this birthday dinner is too important especially this year
00:19:30i didn't want to worry him so i didn't say anything and that mistake probably cost him his life
00:19:36but then as i was distributing the suitcases among the rooms i realized just how right i had been about
00:19:42his family's evil intentions i don't want to do this jan you must you must go into his room at
00:19:51the first
00:19:52opportunity and take the ring you know the one with the purple diamond yes i know the ring mom it's
00:19:58just that that's that's the ring that ryan was to use for his wedding that ring belongs to our family
00:20:06it is not going to go to steph or any other trollop who marries in hey jesus christ mom i
00:20:14get it
00:20:14i just i know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally but it's like sentimental value my ass that ring
00:20:20is worth 30 million dollars fuck me in the ass and call me shirley what 30 million dollars
00:20:30then i realized they were planning to kill him and just for the ring 30 million dollars yes idiot and
00:20:38once i sell the ring i am going to give you one tenth that's 30 30 30 million dollars
00:20:48that's enough to buy a porsche or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife so she doesn't have
00:20:53to
00:20:53dress like a hooker on spring break at daytona beach pay attention yawn so here's what's gonna happen
00:21:01you are gonna go into tony's room
00:21:07and you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow
00:21:17before he takes his daily afternoon nap he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction and
00:21:24everyone's going to come running to tend to him creating the perfect distraction for you to go in
00:21:33and steal that mother-fucking ring if i do this uncle tony dies yes he dies
00:21:46if he eats them not if you just smear them under his pillow got it
00:21:53yeah i don't know maybe maybe we should just 50 50.
00:22:07hey honey i've been looking for you for the past hour but here you are hiding up here with your
00:22:13mommy
00:22:14yeah we were just uh we were talking don't you get tired of being a mama's boy because
00:22:20i sure am tired of it and i'm here in case you forgot and i am bored
00:22:28what's that
00:22:34what's that oh this blueberries why do you have blueberries it's every year we do annual bake
00:22:45we do it's the blueberry pie we do every year you are literally the worst bullshitter i've ever met
00:22:51in my life monique i simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase and we
00:22:56got to reminiscing
00:22:57can't you cut him some slack i will when you will mom
00:23:05i'm horny are you done you know what sorry i gotta go come on babe i'll be one sec okay
00:23:16look i know you hate me but you are ruining that poor boy's life and until you cut that umbilical
00:23:22cord
00:23:23he's never gonna be a real man and what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been
00:23:28cheating on him with his more successful richer brother
00:23:37i would never do that oh but you do frequently i see everything what i don't see is what they
00:23:45see in a basic bimbo like you you're you're you know you're in there you can come out now i
00:24:05know you're
00:24:11here
00:24:13well well it looks like our lovely little maid is a bit of a snoop i'm so sorry mrs harbour
00:24:20i was just
00:24:22i have connections at your mother's hospital do you want her dead no of course not then you're
00:24:30going to poison tony you're going to go into his room and you're going to get that ring and you're
00:24:35going to bring it to me and if you tell tony your mother dies what's going to believe a pathetic
00:24:43little maid
00:24:47i don't believe you you're stealing your own son's wedding gift don't you care about him
00:24:52spoken like a girl who's always been poor sweetie when it comes to money nobody gives a
00:24:58fuck about anyone i care about tony i can't do this to him then choose tony or your mother
00:25:06i loved tony like a father but it was my own mother sick and dying in the hospital
00:25:12what was i supposed to do
00:25:17i remember your mother
00:25:21she was beautiful and and very kind i remember this one time when i was a kid i was riding
00:25:27my bike and um
00:25:29i had fallen and uh skinned my knee pretty bad and she happened to be walking by and she stopped
00:25:34everything that she was doing and she um she came over and helped me up and made sure i was
00:25:40okay
00:25:43actually i think you might have been there do you remember that yeah
00:25:52you were the golden boy and i was just the maid's daughter not to me you weren't
00:26:00what about that time that we carved our names in that tree
00:26:05you remember that of course owen look i really i have to apologize i'm so sorry jesus christ i'm uh
00:26:14i should not be talking about the past um you are
00:26:18a suspect and a homicide and i'm the lead investigator let's just um
00:26:26let's stick to the matter at hand okay
00:26:28yeah
00:26:29bernie i want you to tell it to me straight
00:26:33did you do it did you steal that ring
00:26:42yes i did
00:26:42yes i did
00:26:43yes
00:26:43yes
00:26:44yes
00:26:44yes
00:26:46yes
00:26:59yes
00:27:01yes
00:27:01yes
00:27:02yes
00:27:05yes
00:27:06yes
00:27:07yes
00:27:08yes
00:27:11yes
00:27:12yes
00:27:12yes
00:27:13yes
00:27:36What are you doing here?
00:27:41Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:27:43What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:47I ask you a question.
00:27:49What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:53I was...
00:27:54I was looking for something.
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:01Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:03I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:06Just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:09My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:11I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:15Wow, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:18Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:25I'm making a huge mistake.
00:28:27I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:28:29I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts
00:28:34me.
00:28:35And...
00:28:39It's just about time for dinner so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:28:43Okay.
00:28:44Thank you, Brittany.
00:28:44Brittany.
00:28:45You mean so much to me.
00:28:47You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Thanks.
00:28:53Here we go.
00:29:03You got what you wanted.
00:29:05Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:08Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:13Or Tony.
00:29:15Or Tony.
00:29:19I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:22Or Tony.
00:29:23And as for Tony?
00:29:24He's my brother.
00:29:25I would never actually hurt him.
00:29:27And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:29:33Unless of course they get in my way.
00:29:36So make no mistake.
00:29:39You are the one who actually stole this.
00:29:42And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:29:54What have I done?
00:29:55I can't believe how naive I was.
00:29:58How stupid.
00:29:59No, hey.
00:30:00Look at me.
00:30:00It's not your fault.
00:30:02They went after your mother.
00:30:04You did the best that you could.
00:30:07And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:10For a few hours.
00:30:12He still got murdered.
00:30:14Yeah, about that.
00:30:14If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:19The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:21Okay, well then who did?
00:30:23If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy was you.
00:30:32You knew.
00:30:34Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:30:36If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:30:40You're right.
00:30:42I am.
00:30:43But there's something else you don't know.
00:30:47The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:30:50It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:30:55The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:03Oh my god.
00:31:05I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:09Oh my god.
00:31:10Oh my god.
00:31:10This feels so good.
00:31:12Oh my god.
00:31:16In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:18There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:21This is so good.
00:31:22Allergy and milk, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:24Oh, fuck.
00:31:26Oh my god.
00:31:27This feels so good.
00:31:27I don't know what happened to you.
00:31:29Say it louder.
00:31:30Say it like you fucking mean it.
00:31:31Oh my god.
00:31:31Thank you so much.
00:31:32How much did you fucking love me?
00:31:33So much.
00:31:35I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:31:38I can finally feel your dick.
00:31:39You're so hard.
00:31:40Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:31:42Oh yeah, I did.
00:31:43You're so heavy.
00:31:43God damn it.
00:31:45What the fuck are you doing here?
00:31:47I'm a little busy.
00:31:49What?
00:31:51We need to talk.
00:31:55Now.
00:31:55Give me some seconds.
00:31:58My leg.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:04Let's go.
00:32:11Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:16But I was wrong.
00:32:17This stuff is so much worse.
00:32:23So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:32:28I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:32:32I'm not gonna let her get away with it.
00:32:34Huh.
00:32:35I admire your spunk.
00:32:36I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:32:40Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:32:44I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:32:48Really?
00:32:49You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:32:52For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:32:54Even you.
00:32:56I know.
00:32:59I know what?
00:33:02Everything.
00:33:04I know about my future husband.
00:33:07And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:11What?
00:33:14No.
00:33:16Stop.
00:33:17Come on.
00:33:17Are you kidding me?
00:33:19You're my best friend.
00:33:20I wouldn't do that.
00:33:23What are you doing?
00:33:25Now tell me.
00:33:27Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:33:30Yes or no?
00:33:33No.
00:33:34No, no.
00:33:36You're my best friend.
00:33:37I wouldn't do that.
00:33:38Then show me your phone.
00:33:40Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:33:45I'll tell you what.
00:33:46If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:33:51Every last cent.
00:33:54But if I'm right...
00:33:58Then I get this little piggy.
00:34:03Deal?
00:34:08We're both adults here.
00:34:11We're both adults here.
00:34:11Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:14But it means nothing.
00:34:15I swear.
00:34:16It means nothing.
00:34:17I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:19All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother.
00:34:22Just for a second.
00:34:23I mean, if you were me, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:34:27Here's the thing.
00:34:28I would never beat you.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35How do you want to do?
00:34:36You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:34:37Fine.
00:34:38I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:34:41And maybe if you tried it...
00:34:43That one hurt!
00:34:44Good.
00:34:45You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:34:48And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass,
00:34:50doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:34:52It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:34:59At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:04Slut.
00:35:08Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:10I know everything.
00:35:18What is going on?
00:35:21What happened to Monique?
00:35:22Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:35:25That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:35:29Uh...
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:31Right.
00:35:32And the only thing that matters right now
00:35:35is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:35:39Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:35:42It's not a good time.
00:35:44Right?
00:35:44Trust me, doll.
00:35:45After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:35:47everything's gonna go back to normal.
00:35:48We're gonna get the ring.
00:35:49Everything's gonna be great.
00:35:50Trust you?
00:35:52That's funny because I know
00:35:55that you're fucking that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:05You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11You don't drive a used Pontiac when you got a pristine
00:36:15Rolls Royce just sitting in the driveway.
00:36:25Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:36:28It's on your body.
00:36:31No, it's not. That's a deep fake.
00:36:33That's AI.
00:36:34Do you see the coloration here?
00:36:38I have a pink hue.
00:36:39I don't know if you've seen this.
00:36:40That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:36:46Have you seen me when it's this temperature?
00:36:51I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:36:53It's so obviously not me.
00:36:56Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:00And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:03Yes.
00:37:04Then go get the fucking ring.
00:37:10Now.
00:37:15So she commanded him to get the ring.
00:37:19And...
00:37:21And...
00:37:23I've really had to use the bathroom.
00:37:25For a while now.
00:37:28Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:37:30You're still a suspect.
00:37:31Okay, well...
00:37:32If I don't go right now, then I'm gonna pee on the floor.
00:37:46Okay, let's go.
00:37:57Do you seriously think that I'm gonna run away?
00:37:59Really?
00:37:59Well, I mean, you already ran for me many years ago.
00:38:03That wasn't my choice.
00:38:04What does that mean?
00:38:07Confess.
00:38:09Tell him about his mother.
00:38:11You know what?
00:38:12I don't even want to know.
00:38:13The truth is, it took me many years to get over that.
00:38:15So, let's just keep things between us.
00:38:17Alan.
00:38:29The pride of proof still trembles when I make a move.
00:38:45You don't want to.
00:38:47I do.
00:38:48And, um...
00:38:50That's the problem.
00:38:52You're under investigation, Brittany.
00:38:55For murder.
00:38:56And the first thing that they drill into us at the Academy...
00:38:59Is that the killer always tries to get close.
00:39:02To be liked.
00:39:05Trusted.
00:39:05Trusted.
00:39:09But this ends now.
00:39:11Whatever happened between us, it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:14I do not lose control on cases.
00:39:17Trusted.
00:39:26I can tell you this.
00:39:28Steph would have done anything to get that ring.
00:39:39Uncle Toady.
00:39:41I...
00:39:41I am going to formally ask for Steph's hand.
00:39:45And being the only male heir in the family, I need...
00:39:50To ask for the heirloom ring.
00:39:54Formally.
00:39:55Now.
00:39:56Now?
00:39:57Yeah.
00:39:58What's the rush?
00:40:00Um...
00:40:01There's no rush.
00:40:02I just want to make sure that it fits on Moenig's finger.
00:40:05You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:07Steph.
00:40:08Steph's...
00:40:08Steph's finger.
00:40:10Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:12Obviously.
00:40:13I don't know why I would say anyone else's.
00:40:15It's a...
00:40:16Freudian.
00:40:17It's a slip of some kind.
00:40:19I don't...
00:40:30Uncle Tony, what's wrong?
00:40:37I was afraid Tony would have a heart attack right then and there.
00:40:41That ring means so much to him.
00:40:43And not only because it's worth millions.
00:40:51Where's the ring?
00:40:52No, no, no.
00:40:53He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone.
00:40:56Uh...
00:40:57The...
00:40:57The ring is fine.
00:40:59I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love.
00:41:03He isn't telling him.
00:41:04But why?
00:41:05Your fiancé there...
00:41:08Well...
00:41:09Maybe you should just think a little bit longer and make sure she's really the one before I give you
00:41:15the ring.
00:41:18You psycho worm!
00:41:20Listen to me, okay?
00:41:22I'm not going to let some old man who smells like artichokes and old socks tell me what type of
00:41:31wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding.
00:41:35How dare you question my character?
00:41:37And you want to talk about class?
00:41:39You live in a mansion of a shitbox.
00:41:42It's decrepit.
00:41:43It's disintegrating.
00:41:45It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:41:47And you want to, what, judge others?
00:41:49Ryan and I?
00:41:51We're in love.
00:41:52This is the real deal, baby.
00:41:54We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls.
00:41:57Watch this.
00:41:59Come here, baby.
00:42:02Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:09Wait, what exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:12Blood pressure medication.
00:42:14Tony's had a heart condition for years.
00:42:16What the fuck?
00:42:21Officer, whatever, how long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:42:26You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon.
00:42:29Great.
00:42:30And also just want to let you know, even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going on, that
00:42:35bitch is a liar.
00:42:38Just one question before you go.
00:42:40Um, did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:42:44No.
00:42:45No.
00:42:47Of course not.
00:42:48Definitely not.
00:42:49I don't know anything about these people's health conditions.
00:42:52I'm Little Miss.
00:42:53Keep to myself.
00:42:55Toodles.
00:42:58Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:01Tell me about it.
00:43:02The amount of times I've heard her say,
00:43:04When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:06When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:08When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:11When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:13Okay, so...
00:43:15Steph is our killer.
00:43:20Ow.
00:43:21That's why I kept following her.
00:43:23Did you?
00:43:24I didn't trust her one inch.
00:43:26Did you hit me?
00:43:28Of course not.
00:43:29I'm your bestie.
00:43:31Anyway.
00:43:33Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:43:36Including getting rid of the old man?
00:43:38Getting rid of who?
00:43:39Uncle Tony.
00:43:40For the ring.
00:43:41Oh, um...
00:43:43Yeah.
00:43:46Willing.
00:43:46Good.
00:43:47Now listen very carefully.
00:43:49Uncle Tony...
00:43:50Has a heart condition.
00:43:53So I'm gonna need your molly.
00:43:54I don't know what you're talking about.
00:43:57I saw the text messages to Ryan.
00:44:00The nerve.
00:44:01You went through my phone?
00:44:03Idiot.
00:44:04You showed it to me yourself.
00:44:05As if I would never do that.
00:44:09Monique, do you want the money or not?
00:44:24Perfect.
00:44:25Easy enough.
00:44:26Now the old fuck will die.
00:44:28And we'll get the ring.
00:44:45Are you kidding me?
00:44:47Oh gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:44:49Fucking idiot.
00:44:50Old basement dweller rat bitch.
00:44:52You literally smell and look like a skunk.
00:44:55I...
00:44:55I crushed...
00:44:58Tony's...
00:45:00blood pressure medication?
00:45:04What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:06We were just...
00:45:08Um...
00:45:09We were...
00:45:11Um...
00:45:11Going to the bathroom.
00:45:12Disgusting bitch.
00:45:19You know, I, uh...
00:45:20I have to just say, that is, um...
00:45:23That was some impressive police work.
00:45:25Very brave.
00:45:26I didn't feel brave.
00:45:27No, you...
00:45:28You caught...
00:45:29Steph and Monique on their way to kill Tony.
00:45:31You stopped their plan.
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:35Their plan would have failed anyway.
00:45:37I...
00:45:41I looked at the pills afterward, and they were expired.
00:45:44Tony never would have taken them.
00:45:46What was the point of the story then?
00:45:48If Tony would have never taken the pills, then he never would have died.
00:45:52They didn't kill him.
00:45:56Look, Brittany...
00:45:57We've been sitting here for over an hour and a half now, going in circles.
00:46:04Is that on purpose?
00:46:06What do you mean?
00:46:07I mean...
00:46:08Maybe you're taking advantage of that I'm a patient man.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13No, not at all.
00:46:14Yeah, no.
00:46:15Maybe you've just been playing me this whole time.
00:46:18No, that...
00:46:19I swear...
00:46:21Everything that I have told you has been true.
00:46:23Yeah, everything...
00:46:26Except for who the actual killer is.
00:46:33Alan...
00:46:33I know that you may have some feelings and anger...
00:46:39Towards me for what happened between us years ago, but...
00:46:45I swear to you, I'm not lying.
00:46:49There's someone else we haven't talked about.
00:46:52Ryan.
00:46:54Where the hell is that will?
00:46:57Probably all going to Mom anyway, since...
00:46:59She was the closest to Uncle T, so...
00:47:02No, listen.
00:47:03Uncle Tony knows full well Mom's gonna blow everything that he built.
00:47:06Now I...
00:47:07I'm not willing to risk that.
00:47:10So I'm gonna get my name in that will.
00:47:12One way or another.
00:47:16I'm not willing to risk that.
00:47:18I'm getting my name in the will.
00:47:20Any way that I can.
00:47:21So what am I doing here?
00:47:22To change it.
00:47:23If need be.
00:47:25Come on.
00:47:26Didn't you study law or something?
00:47:28I did.
00:47:29Well, I...
00:47:29Did the Zoom...
00:47:31Thing.
00:47:31The Zoom process.
00:47:32Okay.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:32Good.
00:47:33Good.
00:47:37So...
00:47:40What's in it for me?
00:47:42What do you mean?
00:47:43You're my little brother.
00:47:44Okay?
00:47:44Why don't you just grow up here and stand up for this family for once?
00:47:49Okay, look.
00:47:49If you help me with the well, I'll cut you in.
00:47:52I want half.
00:47:54No.
00:47:5570-30.
00:47:56Alright.
00:47:57I'm gonna go take a shit.
00:47:58No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:00Half.
00:48:01Half of a bazillion is still a bazillion.
00:48:02Okay, but...
00:48:03Listen.
00:48:04There's one thing that's still worrying me.
00:48:07The maid.
00:48:09The maid?
00:48:10She's been snooping around.
00:48:11Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:12She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:14We are gonna have to deal with her.
00:48:17Suddenly, I understood everything.
00:48:19Well, she's been snooping around.
00:48:21Ryan had the motive.
00:48:22He didn't just want the ring.
00:48:23He wanted the whole fortune.
00:48:24The entire inheritance.
00:48:26Tony was in immediate danger.
00:48:28And only I could stop it.
00:48:31What are you doing in here?
00:48:35I was just lost.
00:48:37Hmm.
00:48:38Lost?
00:48:39Yeah, I was...
00:48:39I was, uh...
00:48:40I was looking for the bathroom.
00:48:42I don't even know what this...
00:48:44What is this?
00:48:46A kitchen?
00:48:47I know.
00:48:48A kitchen, when I see one.
00:48:49I thought this was one of those fancy kitchen bathrooms.
00:48:52Like, with the bathroom and the kitchen.
00:48:54It's like a fusion...
00:48:55It's like a fusion thing.
00:49:00What the fuck?
00:49:01Did you kill her?
00:49:03No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:05All right?
00:49:06She'll just be out for a minute.
00:49:07Hey, Yanni, Yanni.
00:49:08I need you to listen to me.
00:49:10All right?
00:49:11About what you need to do.
00:49:12Okay?
00:49:17Please...
00:49:18Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:49:21Don't...
00:49:22Let them...
00:49:23hurt Tony.
00:49:24Oh!
00:49:25Brittany!
00:49:25Hey!
00:49:26Hey, are...
00:49:27You okay?
00:49:28I gotta save Uncle Tony.
00:49:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:33Nope, nope.
00:49:33Don't go in there.
00:49:35Uncle Tony said he did not want to be disturbed.
00:49:38He's...
00:49:39He's resting.
00:49:40Uncle Tony...
00:49:42Stop, stop.
00:49:43Hey, why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:49:46Just...
00:49:47You know what?
00:49:47Fine.
00:49:48Fine.
00:49:49You asked for this.
00:49:51You asked...
00:49:52Wait, wait.
00:49:53He...
00:49:53He did what?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:55Wow.
00:49:56That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:49:59No, but...
00:50:00He did something worse.
00:50:02They all did.
00:50:06That's when they decided to destroy my life.
00:50:10That's when the real nightmare began.
00:50:14What are you doing?
00:50:15What's happening?
00:50:16Yeah!
00:50:18Yanni!
00:50:20Whoa!
00:50:21Hey!
00:50:22What are you doing?
00:50:22Blowing down my piss.
00:50:23He's giving me a blowjob like I'm a piece of meat.
00:50:25Funny shot.
00:50:27Maybe you should buy me a date first, huh?
00:50:32You know what?
00:50:37Honestly, I would screw you.
00:50:38Because you have just this really perfect ass.
00:50:42But right now, I have a much more important wall for you.
00:50:47Yanni!
00:50:49Yanni!
00:50:50What...
00:50:51What happened?
00:50:59Uncle Tony, you're alive?
00:51:02Eh, yes.
00:51:03As far as I know, were you expecting something different?
00:51:06They didn't kill him.
00:51:08So what was their secret plan?
00:51:11Uncle Tony, I had to tell you something.
00:51:14it's important i'm getting so good at this i just keep winning this bingo bliss
00:51:19it's about your ring my ring yes yes you know nephew ryan came by and demanded i give him
00:51:30the ring you know the the precious amethyst one then when i went to the safe to retrieve it
00:51:37it was gone britney did you hear what i said the ring was missing someone stole it now i i
00:51:46know
00:51:46before everyone arrived it was in the safe i'm embarrassed to even consider that someone in my
00:51:53family would steal from me now i know you wouldn't do it but uh what i'll do when i find
00:52:00out who did
00:52:01this i can't do this i can't keep the truth from him any longer uncle tony i have to tell
00:52:08you that
00:52:08everyone in this house is hiding something
00:52:14what is going on oh my god do you think you could fuck my fiancee come on daddy get off
00:52:19okay i'm fine
00:52:21what is going on here this lying slut knows exactly what's going on
00:52:32britney what is this i'm so sorry uncle tony we all thought she was good and loyal
00:52:39but turns out she's just a gold digging whore she seduced my fiancee she's wanted him ever since he
00:52:47was a young boy who had come to visit you who knows what else she'll destroy britney is it true
00:52:52are you having an affair with ryan no oh god i'm so sorry you had to see that uncle tony
00:52:58yes it's all sordid and true and i'm deeply ashamed but britney here is just so obsessive
00:53:06and one moment of weakness and i gave in look baby i'm so sorry what can i do to make
00:53:12it up to you
00:53:13you son of a bitch how can i ever trust you again look baby i was just fooled by this
00:53:20wicked woman
00:53:21it's like this witchcraft this pheromones just they hit my nostrils and there's nothing i could do
00:53:26maybe it's primal how many times have i put you in a main outfit and told you that it does
00:53:32it for me
00:53:32and you just expect me to come home and then suddenly this shows up it used to be an old
00:53:37woman
00:53:38that's what it is she's just so not you that it just it hits this other part of me and
00:53:44i don't
00:53:44understand it baby please okay you just gotta forgive me all right it won't happen again only way for me
00:53:51to
00:53:51know as if we get rid of her what uncle tony you have to believe me he drugged me oh
00:54:01please
00:54:02why would i because you all want something from uncle tony his ring and his inheritance you're all liars
00:54:10and crooks well i hate to say it but she's right huh thank you not you steph is right this
00:54:19maid is a
00:54:20dirty liar and a whore she stole your ring brought it to me and asked to split 50 50. impossible
00:54:28and
00:54:29now you're really beginning to piss me off sylvia hey brother i would never i trust britney with my
00:54:34whole house she would never do that strange isn't she the only one with the password to your safe
00:54:43yes and i still don't believe it well why don't you ask your little maid who stole the ring and
00:54:49brought
00:54:49it to me i took it tony but oh god i'm i'm i can't explain no need to britney you've
00:55:07deeply disappointed me i took care of you and your sick mother every day for years
00:55:18that all ends now you can stay on and work the birthday dinner but after that you have to leave
00:55:27the house never to return you have to leave the house never to return time to take out the trash
00:55:51that's not okay it's all my fault what no no come on it's not your fault if i had just
00:55:57told tony
00:55:59what was happening then none of it would have happened but
00:56:05i just paved the way for them to murder him
00:56:12tony died and i'm to blame no listen to me you are not to blame the only thing that you're
00:56:20to blame
00:56:20for is being a good person you love trust those bastards took advantage of that yes
00:56:28but that does not make you a bad person no i am
00:56:35i left you
00:56:49why
00:56:53why
00:56:55your mother
00:56:57she told me that i couldn't see you anymore
00:57:00her she threatened to have my mom fired and to get me expelled
00:57:05destroy our lives all because you were from a prominent family and i was
00:57:10the daughter of a maid oh my god i couldn't understand why you would just leave me
00:57:19it broke my heart too
00:57:23i loved you so much
00:57:28i'm sorry um i i can't do this it's just too confusing for me right now i'm sorry
00:57:33i don't think it's confusing at all
00:57:38i
00:57:40i think that you came here tonight for a reason
00:57:47i think that you're meant to be here because
00:57:52i believe in second chances
00:58:22i think that you're meant to be here that you were
00:58:24i think that you're meant to be here not to be here
00:58:24I poured the wine and now they're tracing every line
00:58:30If love and you's my crying tonight
00:58:37Then read my tears in black and white
00:58:44Between my secrets can't all hide
00:58:50I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:58:54And every doubt you try to prove
00:58:57Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:03I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:07Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:10But if you choose to walk away
00:59:13Then that's the price I'll have to pay
00:59:22If love and you's my crying tonight
00:59:29Then let the truth come
00:59:39What is going on here?
00:59:41Uh, nothing.
00:59:43What do you need?
00:59:44Doesn't matter.
00:59:44Look, Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
00:59:47With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
00:59:53So, everyone in the house needs to hear it
00:59:54He needs murderers
00:59:55Okay, we'll be right down
00:59:58Just give us a minute
01:00:04I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:07I'll protect you
01:00:12You will?
01:00:14I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:00:19But here you are
01:00:23And whatever happens
01:00:25I am not losing you again
01:00:27Not this time
01:00:29So if those bastards want to mess with you
01:00:33They'll have to go through me
01:00:39Can we turn the AC on?
01:00:41It's ruining my photo
01:00:42Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:00:44Oh my god
01:00:45Seriously?
01:00:46Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:00:49Alright, alright everybody
01:00:50Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:00:53Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:00:55But he showed me where the will is
01:00:57I studied law, so
01:00:59I should be the one to read it
01:01:00Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:05That's enough
01:01:05It can't be that hard
01:01:06There's gonna be one line
01:01:08And it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:10There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:01:14Excuse me?
01:01:15Or to my loser brother
01:01:17Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:01:22I am set
01:01:24And you can all go to hell
01:01:25Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:01:28What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:01:32Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:01:35You old wretch
01:01:38I'm gonna rip that ring off the window
01:01:40I would like to see you try
01:01:41Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:01:44Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:01:47Okay
01:01:47Yeah
01:01:54Okay
01:01:55I, Tony
01:01:57Being of sound mind and body
01:02:00Do hereby
01:02:01Be-be-greeth
01:02:04Be-greave?
01:02:06Be-greave?
01:02:07Be-queath?
01:02:08Be-queath
01:02:09Be-queath
01:02:10All of my earthly possessions
01:02:12I'm including
01:02:13The mansion
01:02:15The Tuscan villa
01:02:16The vineyards
01:02:18And the cars
01:02:19To my soul
01:02:20Eris
01:02:21Eris?
01:02:22Eris!
01:02:23Yes!
01:02:24It's a woman
01:02:25I was right
01:02:28Fuck you
01:02:30Fuck you
01:02:31Fuck you
01:02:33And especially
01:02:34Fuck
01:02:35You
01:02:36To my soul
01:02:38Eris
01:02:39My maid
01:02:41What?
01:02:42What?
01:02:43Brittany Logan
01:02:43What?
01:02:44Have you been fucking Tony?
01:02:46Oh yeah
01:02:47You're fucking a slut
01:02:48My maid
01:02:52Brittany Logan
01:02:53What?
01:02:53Fucking whore
01:02:54You're dead
01:02:55You bitch
01:02:55You bitch
01:02:56You bitch
01:02:56You fucking
01:03:00You're fucking
01:03:02Keeping up with the fucking
01:03:03You're fucking joking
01:03:03No seriously
01:03:05Give me the fucking
01:03:06All right
01:03:07All right
01:03:08All right
01:03:08All right
01:03:08I'm sorry to interrupt
01:03:10This little family squabble
01:03:12Or whatever this is
01:03:13But there is one thing
01:03:14That I know for certain
01:03:15And that is that
01:03:16The killer is here
01:03:17In this room
01:03:18Currently
01:03:18And unless that person
01:03:20Comes forward
01:03:20Right now
01:03:21And confesses
01:03:23You're all under arrest
01:03:26Okay
01:03:26Well I think it's pretty
01:03:27Obvious
01:03:28Who the killer is
01:03:29At this point
01:03:29The murderer
01:03:31Is Brittany
01:03:33Like I said
01:03:34Three hours ago
01:03:36Okay
01:03:36Does everybody remember that?
01:03:38Can we all go
01:03:38To a flashback moment
01:03:40When I said that?
01:03:42I know who did it
01:03:44It was her!
01:03:46Thank god you're here
01:03:47My uncle-in-law
01:03:48Has been killed
01:03:49And you have the murderer
01:03:50Right here
01:03:51Brittany is
01:03:52Apparently
01:03:53And against all
01:03:54Logic and reason
01:03:55Tony's soul
01:03:57Heiress
01:03:57I mean fuck
01:03:59That's her motive
01:04:03She had a cover up too
01:04:05She knew that
01:04:06We were all
01:04:07Coming here tonight
01:04:08And she also knew
01:04:09That we all
01:04:10Wanted something
01:04:11From uncle Tony
01:04:12So
01:04:13What did she do?
01:04:15This little rat bitch
01:04:16Decided to change
01:04:17The will
01:04:18Right before
01:04:20His birthday
01:04:22And she was spying on us
01:04:24Learned all of our secrets
01:04:27She was the only one
01:04:29With access
01:04:30To uncle Tony's
01:04:31Food
01:04:37Clearly
01:04:38We are a
01:04:40A greedy type
01:04:41Yes
01:04:41And none of us actually
01:04:43Gave a single fuck
01:04:44About uncle Tony
01:04:44Let's be honest
01:04:45But we could not
01:04:47Actually commit
01:04:49Cold hard murder
01:04:50Even if we all
01:04:51Thought about it
01:04:55But this one here
01:05:00Cover
01:05:02Motive
01:05:04Opportunity
01:05:05I mean Jesus
01:05:07Mr. Police Officer
01:05:08Arrest this whore immediately
01:05:12Wow
01:05:13That was so clever
01:05:15And sexy
01:05:16Maybe
01:05:16Honey
01:05:17Honey
01:05:19What
01:05:20You're
01:05:25I'm sorry
01:05:26The will
01:05:27It's
01:05:28A hell of a motive
01:05:30And a hell of a twist
01:05:34I don't know if I can protect you
01:05:36From any of this
01:05:37Did you tell me the truth
01:05:38About any of it?
01:05:43Brittany
01:05:45Please tell me that what we had
01:05:46Was real
01:05:47Do you really think that I killed Tony
01:05:50For his money?
01:05:51I don't know what to think
01:05:56I'm sorry
01:05:56No
01:05:57No
01:05:58No
01:05:58No
01:05:58No
01:06:02No
01:06:10911
01:06:10What's your emergency?
01:06:11Yeah
01:06:11It's Detective Beckham
01:06:12I need all units to the Harbor residence
01:06:15As soon as possible
01:06:15Whatever you're doing can wait
01:06:21Hey
01:06:24Don't move a muscle
01:06:26I'll be right back
01:06:28No
01:06:28Wait Alan
01:06:38Listen up
01:06:38I don't care what you did
01:06:39Or did not do
01:06:40My lawyers are excellent
01:06:42They will get you out
01:06:43If you agree
01:06:44To marry me
01:06:45And share the inheritance
01:06:46You disgusting prick
01:06:48I don't want the money
01:06:49I don't want the inheritance
01:06:50And I most
01:06:52Definitely
01:06:53Do not want you
01:06:54Are you sure about that?
01:06:57I'll knock you right now babes
01:06:58All you gotta do
01:06:59Is split the inheritance with me
01:07:01Okay?
01:07:03It's better than prison
01:07:04What do you think?
01:07:09What do you think?
01:07:10The most important thing now
01:07:12Is Alan
01:07:13I have to find him
01:07:14And convince him
01:07:15That what we had was real
01:07:17And
01:07:17That I didn't kill Tony
01:07:19Okay
01:07:21I agree
01:07:22Unlock me
01:07:27Don't
01:07:28Screw me
01:07:29Mate
01:07:29I can't promise
01:07:32Lock it up
01:07:36That's binding
01:07:47Alan
01:07:48Alan
01:07:51Alan
01:08:06Hello, Brittany.
01:08:07Oh, my God!
01:08:09Hello, Brittany.
01:08:11Are you a ghost?
01:08:14Or am I dead?
01:08:16Relax.
01:08:17Neither.
01:08:18Then what?
01:08:19How are you?
01:08:21I faked my death.
01:08:22Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:08:28my fortune.
01:08:29So I beat him to the punch.
01:08:31I staged the whole thing.
01:08:32I do regret having to do so at your expense.
01:08:37But I knew I could trust you.
01:08:40And only you.
01:08:42Crazy old fool.
01:08:43Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:08:45I almost died at least five times with your stupid game.
01:08:51It wasn't all fake.
01:08:54The truth is, I am sick.
01:08:58I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:01And the inheritance is yours.
01:09:07Why?
01:09:08It's simple.
01:09:11You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:09:14And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:09:18There's not enough of that in the world.
01:09:20And so, my entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:09:33It's yours.
01:09:34My entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:09:42But what about Alan?
01:09:44Alan.
01:09:45Alan, my friend, I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:09:49And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:09:53You're the best investigator in the world, and the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:09:59We are old friends.
01:10:04Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:06ChatGBT says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:10:09So, we just split the assets evenly.
01:10:14So, it's fair.
01:10:16Ahem.
01:10:17I have something that I would like to say.
01:10:20How did you get out?
01:10:21Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:10:23I would like to tell you the truth.
01:10:26About what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:10:28Go ahead, say it.
01:10:36Tony, you know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:10:40Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:10:45When I realized that you were only here for my money, I decided to test you and fake my death.
01:11:00Oh, my God!
01:11:02Uncle Tony, you were, like, hilarious.
01:11:05I mean, we all fell for that.
01:11:07Are you involved with the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit?
01:11:10Oh, don't worry.
01:11:11That was all true.
01:11:13I've changed my will.
01:11:15Brittany inherits everything.
01:11:16You inherit nothing.
01:11:18What?
01:11:19All the financial support I've given you these many years, all the homes in my name, you're cut off.
01:11:26What?
01:11:26What?
01:11:26Oh, my God!
01:11:28Starting now, you have nothing.
01:11:30I hope you live streamed that.
01:11:39Listen up, old man.
01:11:41I don't give up.
01:11:42Like your loser family, okay?
01:11:44Yes, I can see that.
01:11:46You're of a different breed.
01:11:47Damn straight I am.
01:11:48And the only way you're going to get rid of me is if you give me what I came for.
01:11:54The ring!
01:11:56Oh, you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:01I already do.
01:12:03I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:12:06Or whatever's left of it.
01:12:07So, if I give you the ring, you'll take my greedy nephew and leave forever?
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:15Okay.
01:12:17Sylvia, the ring.
01:12:28Jesus.
01:12:30Jesus.
01:12:30Oh, God.
01:12:45You scheming son of a bitch.
01:12:49You scheming son of a bitch.
01:12:54Don't slander our mother, Sylvia.
01:12:56You were always her favorite.
01:12:59For no reason.
01:13:01You were better.
01:13:02You weren't smarter.
01:13:04And you weren't harder working.
01:13:05Just because you were born a boy.
01:13:09Dad, Mom, invested in you.
01:13:13Sylvia.
01:13:14That's how you turned out to be rich.
01:13:17And I became poor.
01:13:19Because of a genetic roll of the dice.
01:13:23But this is my ring.
01:13:24I deserve it.
01:13:26Sylvia, even if you had been more a man, Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you.
01:13:30You're an ungrateful, untalented, lazy, compulsive liar.
01:13:35You deserve nothing.
01:13:39Oh, my God.
01:13:45What?
01:13:48No, don't do it again.
01:13:50Ow.
01:13:51Stop it.
01:13:51It's not a real gun, of course.
01:13:53What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:13:57Not a cop.
01:13:58A detective.
01:14:00And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers depraved enough to try to kill their own
01:14:06patriarch
01:14:07will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun.
01:14:13Well, there's more of us than you, so we outnumber you.
01:14:18Do you want to say that again?
01:14:19Oh?
01:14:21You have a choice.
01:14:22You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here and arrest you for
01:14:27attempted murder,
01:14:28which should be any minute now, or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy.
01:14:35It's amazing that you idiots never realize in a house like this everything is recorded.
01:14:48Well, what'll it be?
01:14:53Well, what'll it be?
01:15:11I never felt freer in my life.
01:15:14But Sylvia ran away with your ring.
01:15:16Oh, let her have it.
01:15:18That's a two-dollar decoy.
01:15:20This is the real one.
01:15:27And do you like it?
01:15:30It's beautiful.
01:15:32But I like you being alive much better.
01:15:36Well, I knew you would.
01:15:38That's why I'm giving it to you.
01:15:41I always said I would only give my family ring to someone who is marrying for true love.
01:15:50This is a $30 million ring.
01:15:52No.
01:15:53Seventy million.
01:16:01Go.
01:16:03Run to him.
01:16:10Wait, Alan!
01:16:13Are you leaving so soon?
01:16:17Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion.
01:16:21Um, speaking of family, I...
01:16:26I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle.
01:16:31Brittany, what are you doing?
01:16:33You can have any man in the world now.
01:16:36I know.
01:16:38You're a billionaire.
01:16:39And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective.
01:16:45Why would you want to be with me?
01:16:48I don't want to give up on us this time.
01:16:52I don't want to let you go.
01:16:56And I can't wait to see how your mom would react.
01:17:06Well?
01:17:14Brittany Logan.
01:17:17Will you marry me?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:22Yes.
01:17:46Who's this?
01:17:49Brittany, your mom's scared.
01:17:52Mom?
01:18:00How are you walking?
01:18:01Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment.
01:18:07And it works.
01:18:09My test came back clearer.
01:18:11I feel wonderful.
01:18:11You look wonderful.
01:18:14But how did I afford it?
01:18:16I have an angel.
01:18:19Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:18:24Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:18:27This is Alan.
01:18:29Alan, my future husband.
01:18:31Alan from school?
01:18:33Yes.
01:18:34It's good to see you again.
01:18:36Wow, he's hot.
01:18:37Excuse me?
01:18:39Oh, sorry.
01:18:40You're hot, too.
01:18:42Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony, are the two of you?
01:18:46Yes.
01:18:48Oh, I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:18:53Oh, God.
01:19:23You
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