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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess
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00:00:00I want to hear my plea.
00:00:02Please save my child.
00:00:20Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:39We're doing it.
00:00:48Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:52No, please!
00:00:54Don't call me that.
00:00:55I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:02Here you go, miss.
00:01:06Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:10in need?
00:01:23You must be rushing off to go find your jewels!
00:01:26Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:01:31Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:01:35I'll fix you right up.
00:01:41Right rewrites the wronged.
00:01:51See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:56Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:13Please – my brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:18we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
00:02:23the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:28he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:34money fame power it's all yours
00:02:43are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
00:02:48oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
00:03:01married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
00:03:07on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
00:03:17a
00:03:17younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
00:03:32please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
00:03:36oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
00:03:42feed
00:03:43yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving
00:03:51me a migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to
00:03:56have some faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that
00:04:04i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
00:04:08cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
00:04:15hold still
00:04:23my migraine's gone
00:04:24okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come on
00:04:30oh
00:04:44how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:50i'm sorry i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one
00:04:55of the best don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of
00:05:01the east i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
00:05:22i have no clue what this is
00:05:26oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we
00:05:33saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
00:05:49he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
00:05:55i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
00:06:01methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
00:06:13the goddess of healing
00:06:16wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
00:06:21her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a
00:06:29sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
00:06:37seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:43i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to the entire world
00:06:51whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars there's no need
00:07:10i'll save your son
00:07:13who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother don't
00:07:19be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
00:07:26crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a filthy
00:07:33dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to steal
00:07:42lysander armstrong from us
00:07:47don't touch him
00:07:51they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:07:56so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
00:08:02oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
00:08:09a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
00:08:15wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:21a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew
00:08:29disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
00:08:36if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:44so we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
00:08:49maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
00:08:54a fraud
00:08:55all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
00:09:02head mounted
00:09:02on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only
00:09:09here to repay your
00:09:10younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
00:09:18different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
00:09:27hero to you
00:09:29then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
00:09:34this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
00:09:40who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
00:09:47of marrying a penniless bomb like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:52i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:09:58only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time
00:10:05but i'm saving this patient
00:10:16oh okay
00:10:19what's happening what are we doing
00:10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
00:10:42sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane security smash her face
00:10:47for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition he
00:10:54has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:01oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine
00:11:07right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
00:11:22is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:24what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:32why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:38i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have
00:11:44studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:51she's right about everything
00:11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:00and again
00:12:01there's no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of you
00:12:07have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and a
00:12:13peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
00:12:19lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
00:12:26be
00:12:26homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare
00:12:34to me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:42oh so
00:12:43she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
00:12:49diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge oh yeah
00:12:58if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
00:13:04back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
00:13:10you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
00:13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
00:13:35your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
00:13:44don't worry i got this
00:13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
00:14:01lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
00:14:14son i'll give you everything
00:14:24i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:35prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait what what for don't listen
00:14:41to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of
00:14:47her
00:14:47firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't
00:14:54get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me there's a man's life at stake
00:15:04here
00:15:04and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:11now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh
00:15:17yeah
00:15:17hey you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the dog with pleasure
00:15:38left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:50she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
00:15:58lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the
00:16:05queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course
00:16:09i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't
00:16:16stop me
00:16:32why is she spitting blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper can't
00:16:38get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
00:16:47but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
00:16:53way wait wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to
00:16:57live on to
00:16:58give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts
00:17:05let's go for a dip shall we
00:17:11general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:16are you really gonna let this hobo
00:17:18slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone if you don't want these drooling
00:17:25vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right but i warn you no funny business
00:17:58it's
00:18:00it's
00:18:17so
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:09me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:15she could be a psychotic murderer that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:35i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him i'm gonna save him myself
00:19:59no
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:21oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:43help me i'm just one
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:01that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:11the swat team is here captain morales my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i
00:21:21need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that
00:21:27door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:33you're right
00:21:34you're right
00:21:35rewrite the world
00:21:39human
00:21:43who the fuck are you and why the hell i'm in it
00:21:48good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me by bathing with me
00:21:55Who are you? You're a fucking spy?
00:21:57Talk!
00:21:58I swear to God, we'll have you arrested for this.
00:22:02You're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor.
00:22:07I will never.
00:22:08Oh, really?
00:22:22Look who's skelting now.
00:22:26Look, I don't know what the fuck this is, alright, but it is a biological fact.
00:22:30A man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts.
00:22:35It's science, okay? It just means that my body-
00:22:38Oh, shut up.
00:22:38Is physically-
00:22:42You're distracted me with your funny.
00:22:44And I'm a professional.
00:22:46I hear Lysander's voice.
00:22:48Captain, do something now.
00:22:49Ready!
00:22:55We're almost there.
00:22:58Aim!
00:23:00Get him, boys. Get him!
00:23:03Fire!
00:23:07Fire!
00:23:08Fire!
00:23:22Those the missiles.
00:23:24How is this possible?
00:23:26It's not even a scratch.
00:23:27I told you this is dark magic.
00:23:30Of course, your earthly bullets won't do a thing.
00:23:32No.
00:23:33I believe Miss Trixie is a good person.
00:23:36She's not the dark witch.
00:23:37Young Master Armstrong, you are too easily fooled.
00:23:41This homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living.
00:23:45How is she going to save someone else's life?
00:23:47That's right.
00:23:48The Queen Angel and I are already the top female doctors in the world.
00:23:52If we can't save him, no one can.
00:23:55Except for the goddess healer.
00:23:56Think about it.
00:23:57We heard Lysander's voice.
00:23:59He's been in a coma for two years.
00:24:01Miss Trixie must have woken him up.
00:24:02You're right.
00:24:03Wait.
00:24:03This homeless girl is maybe the goddess...
00:24:08Maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess...
00:24:12No!
00:24:12No!
00:24:13Absolutely not!
00:24:14There's no way this hobo girl is better than us!
00:24:17But how could you know for sure?
00:24:19Right now, what we need to do is not interrupt Miss Trixie.
00:24:23You're wrong, sir!
00:24:24This homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on Master Lysander.
00:24:29It's called borderline revival.
00:24:31She uses torturous pain to wake the patient.
00:24:34But only temporarily.
00:24:36It's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears.
00:24:40That means my son is in tremendous pain.
00:24:43I'm going to ask you two to do whatever you can.
00:24:46To kill that antler-rod-bearing witch!
00:24:49My son doesn't deserve this.
00:24:51He is dying right now, naked in a jacuzzi with a smelly vagrant!
00:24:56Then it looks like it's up to me.
00:24:57The witch doctor.
00:24:59Only I know the right techniques to take her down.
00:25:03My son's life is in your hands.
00:25:06You heal him, I will give you whatever your heart desires.
00:25:10I don't know who you are,
00:25:12but there is no way I am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me.
00:25:18This is it.
00:25:20The finishing touch.
00:25:21I must now give you the kiss of life.
00:25:24So we can both survive.
00:25:44It's poison gas.
00:25:46The poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over Master Lysander.
00:25:51Poison gas?
00:25:53My son is in there!
00:25:55You're jeopardizing his life as well!
00:25:57No, don't worry General!
00:25:58Gold diggers like her only care about themselves.
00:26:01Soon, she'll come out crying to mommy.
00:26:05Then we can reverse the poison on your son.
00:26:07And then he can marry one of us.
00:26:09They really won't stop until they get both of us killed.
00:26:15I made a promise to you that I'd save you.
00:26:18It's now or never.
00:26:31What the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:34It's been over 10 minutes.
00:26:35Wait a second.
00:26:37You don't think that they're...
00:26:39You!
00:26:40You suffocated my brother and Miss Trixie in there!
00:26:42Don't point your fingers at me!
00:26:44If your brother's dead, it's because of that homeless gold digger.
00:26:47Oh my god.
00:26:48Yeah!
00:26:49She's the one who sealed the door shut.
00:26:51I mean, she probably locked themselves in there on accident.
00:26:55Miss Trixie wouldn't have to do that if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother.
00:26:59This is taking way too long.
00:27:02Captain Morales, it's time to get out the big guns.
00:27:06These bazookas can flatten even a bomb shelter.
00:27:09Bazooka.
00:27:10She won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself.
00:27:13Crap.
00:27:14Oh my god.
00:27:14Get back, son.
00:27:16Ready.
00:27:18Aim!
00:27:19Oh shit.
00:27:23Quit your whining and stand down.
00:27:38The parasite's been extracted.
00:27:41Shoot her dead now.
00:27:41Do I need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:44I said stand down.
00:27:47Don't listen to her.
00:27:48She's a fraud.
00:27:49A termite to the field of medicine.
00:27:51I just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care.
00:27:55If I'm a termite, then you're worse than a disease spreading tick.
00:28:00Wait a second.
00:28:01Are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:03He'll wake in just a moment.
00:28:04You can see for yourself.
00:28:06Well, now you're just asking to be exposed.
00:28:09That is it.
00:28:10No more stalling, General.
00:28:12If you won't punish her, I will.
00:28:18Don't hurt her.
00:28:19No.
00:28:20No.
00:28:23He's a cure.
00:28:30His pulse is regular.
00:28:32In fact, it's never been better.
00:28:37There's no sign of illness, infection, or disease.
00:28:48Miss Trixie did it, Dad.
00:28:50Lysander's warm again.
00:28:51He's not cold and pale like before.
00:28:53And his heart is strong.
00:28:55Come.
00:28:55Feel it.
00:28:58I saved my son.
00:29:01Next time, don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will.
00:29:04Your son would have otherwise died by their greedy and unskilled hands.
00:29:08I've learned my lesson.
00:29:10I will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again.
00:29:15Wait, wait.
00:29:16No, no.
00:29:16There is only one person in the world who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the Queen,
00:29:22Angel, and I.
00:29:25The Goddess Healer.
00:29:30Could you really be the Goddess of Healing?
00:29:33But rumor has it that the Goddess of Healing is well over 100 years old, and you don't look a
00:29:39day after 20.
00:29:40It doesn't matter who I am.
00:29:42What matters is that the patient is healthy again.
00:29:45Devon, I've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother.
00:29:49Take care.
00:29:50No, wait.
00:29:51Miss Trixie, we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet.
00:29:54He's right.
00:29:55We are men of our words, and as I promised you, my heir, Lysander, would take you as a wife
00:30:00if you cured him, and you did just that.
00:30:03Of course, you're welcome to marry me instead.
00:30:05I really appreciate it, but I'm sorry. I... I'm already engaged.
00:30:16Already engaged?
00:30:17I am. I've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years. And he's coming back today.
00:30:24But don't be disappointed. Really, I'm no one special. I just got lucky with your brother.
00:30:30Some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments.
00:30:33But you're still Lysander's savior. Please, let me give you what I promised. Take the gold.
00:30:39No. Really.
00:30:41I don't need anything.
00:30:42I just believe in doing good in the world.
00:30:48Trixie, it's your fiancé. He's back. And he says he's breaking up with you.
00:30:55I must go.
00:31:03Hobo close. Halo glow. I bet the goddess healer is just like Miss Trixie.
00:31:09It was just dumb luck.
00:31:11She's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal.
00:31:14She could have been the richest woman in the world, marrying the hottest, most powerful bachelor around.
00:31:22I'm gonna marry that homeless woman.
00:31:28Oh my God. I mean, I don't know about that homeless bimbo, but this is godly.
00:31:36No, no, no, no, no, Lysander. Lysander, our job was supposed to be mine.
00:31:42I'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless, ugly bitch have him.
00:31:47You two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession.
00:31:50Take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses.
00:31:54Wait. No. We're not brides.
00:31:56No, she's just better than us.
00:31:59Oh my God.
00:32:03We were truly blessed to have Miss Trixie here, huh?
00:32:06She's no average Jane.
00:32:07No, she isn't.
00:32:08She said it was just dumb luck.
00:32:10But if she truly had these special skills, why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable
00:32:16-looking doll?
00:32:17But think about the impenetrable walls. No normal person could have done that.
00:32:20Goddess or not, homeless or not, I don't care.
00:32:23I have never met a woman like that. I have to find her. I have to make her my wife.
00:32:28She won my heart over too.
00:32:29But if my bestest big bro wants her, I'll help you find her.
00:32:33Alright, listen. I need help finding three wedding gifts.
00:32:42I'm dumping Trixie, so I want you, your granddaughters, filthy things out of my house now.
00:32:50Trixie paid for this house. She waited for you for three years.
00:32:55She was dumb enough to put my name on the lease.
00:32:57And I'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now. One with some serious fuck you money.
00:33:02So get lost.
00:33:04Who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house?
00:33:13Grandma.
00:33:14Beatrice, Trixie, Amore. I've been dying to throw this in your face. I'm dumping you for your best friend, Marissa.
00:33:24In fact, the wedding's tomorrow. So sign over the house now.
00:33:34You gave me this ring and asked me to wait. And I did. For three years while you were deployed.
00:33:41Yet you cheat on me with my best friend. And now you're trying to swindle my home? Do you have
00:33:48no shame?
00:33:48We were together for three years and it was a complete waste of my life when I could have been
00:33:53with a loaded girl like Marissa.
00:34:00That's how much you would owe me if I was in the rent the boyfriend business.
00:34:06I see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low grade male prostitute.
00:34:14Oh yeah? Well Marissa is so much better than you.
00:34:19Now, she grew up even poorer than you and now she's the CEO of an entire corporation.
00:34:30And you? You're still nothing.
00:34:34So you think she's an upgrade?
00:34:36Of course she's an upgrade.
00:34:38Look what she got me for my engagement.
00:34:42Oops. Yeah.
00:34:44That's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract I gave her.
00:34:54You gave her the presidential contract?
00:34:56I certainly did.
00:34:58In fact, Marissa, you and your dimwit brother only have everything you have all thanks to me.
00:35:10Oh, I think she's losing it, bro.
00:35:12That breakup must have hit her hard.
00:35:15You two are the ungrateful cheating scum here.
00:35:19My granddaughter supported you and your entire family for three years while you were gone.
00:35:25How dare you insult her?
00:35:28It's okay, Grandma. Let's not stoop to that level.
00:35:32Poor Edna.
00:35:33She still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets, huh?
00:35:36What is he talking about, Josie?
00:35:38Show her, Bob.
00:35:44This is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is.
00:35:47She didn't purchase this house on her own.
00:35:49She was begging on the street for money.
00:35:53I can't be caught with a piss-poor nobody like you.
00:35:56Even if you got no game, I got street cred I got off-keep. You dig?
00:36:00The word you're looking for is dignity.
00:36:03And you're one to speak, cheater.
00:36:07Is this true, Trixie?
00:36:12I've been broadening my horizons, Grandma.
00:36:14I want to see how regular, everyday people live.
00:36:17So that I can help them.
00:36:19Of course, those without substance underneath would never understand that.
00:36:24What is that supposed to mean?
00:36:25It means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade is actually a downgrade.
00:36:34Enough bullshitting already!
00:36:35Just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives.
00:36:51At your wedding, I will.
00:36:53What?
00:36:54If you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two-timing me with my best friend,
00:36:59why should I do good by you?
00:37:02I'll give you my John Hancock at your wedding as a charity to you.
00:37:07Fucking bitch!
00:37:08You better keep your word.
00:37:10Oh, that's rich.
00:37:12After tomorrow, you will never feel so rich ever again.
00:37:15Do remember that.
00:37:23Trixie, Marissa's a millionaire now.
00:37:26They'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding.
00:37:30Grandma, I have to confess something to you.
00:37:33I've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions.
00:37:37Trillions?
00:37:40That would make you the richest person on the planet.
00:37:44It's because of the healing hands I inherited from Asseplius, the god of healing.
00:37:49I've saved several world leaders with these hands.
00:37:53That's how I was able to give Marissa the presidential contract and become the goddess healer.
00:37:58It makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you.
00:38:02But please, Trixie dear, I know it was to broken your heart.
00:38:07But embellishing your worth and who you are, it will only delay the healing process.
00:38:14You don't have to believe me just yet.
00:38:16After we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills.
00:38:21I vowed that I would do everything I can to serve those in need.
00:38:26That's why I'm taking everything back from Butch and I'm giving it back to charity.
00:38:30You've always had an angel's heart.
00:38:32I'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right.
00:38:36Who actually deserves you.
00:38:38You will see tomorrow, grandma.
00:38:42Oh yeah.
00:38:48You said Trixie's crashing your wedding?
00:38:50She was bullying us too, Sasa.
00:38:53She's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck.
00:38:57When nobody steps on Snake, Snake bites back hard.
00:39:01So let her come and embarrass herself.
00:39:04You mean...
00:39:08We broadcast...
00:39:09That video of you?
00:39:13Yes.
00:39:14Her cavewoman stick, the 19th century tin can.
00:39:17She'll prop me up higher on my pedestal and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess.
00:39:21Against my presidential glow up.
00:39:23Let's turn this party into her funeral.
00:39:32There he is.
00:39:35Welcome home, brother.
00:39:37Welcome home, General!
00:39:41Sir, the homeless woman who saved you, Miss Trixie.
00:39:44This is the file of her ex, Butch Tanner.
00:39:46He served with her regiment in the Marines.
00:39:48You mean the Butch Tanner that can barely carry supplies?
00:39:51Well, she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas, sir.
00:39:55So she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her.
00:39:58Fucking coward.
00:39:59According to intel, she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding.
00:40:02Then we should join her.
00:40:05Men, I'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman and her incredible power that saved my life.
00:40:10So she needs our support. Will you join me in protecting her?
00:40:13Yes, sir! We will allow her to protect her, sir!
00:40:17And let's roll.
00:40:33Welcome, everyone, to my wedding.
00:40:36Today is a very special day for me and Butch.
00:40:38Not only are we getting married, but in just one hour, my company will be receiving the presidential contract, allowing
00:40:43my biomedical company to go public.
00:40:50Congratulations on the contract once again, Mrs.
00:40:52Wickham, Stowe, Butch is taking my last name.
00:40:55Oh, and please don't be so uptight, Secretary Cho.
00:40:59You are the secretary of the entire U.S. Health Department, but this is a par-tay, after all.
00:41:04I see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you.
00:41:10The U.S. President will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself.
00:41:16It's an honor. And that's why Sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of.
00:41:22We will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight.
00:41:25We'll let the wedding begin!
00:41:29Not so fast. The party doesn't start until I say it does.
00:41:55You two really are a match made in hell.
00:41:58So I've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck.
00:42:01I don't recognize it from any of our elite circles. Who is she?
00:42:05Um, this is our entertainment for tonight, sir.
00:42:08Just watch.
00:42:12Trixie, what are you doing here?
00:42:13This isn't the homeless shelter. You lost.
00:42:15I bet she's here to bum a meal off us. You know, being this poor.
00:42:21Me, bum a meal.
00:42:23Have you forgotten that it was I who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:26What evidence do you have of that?
00:42:29Look at me, then go look at yourself in the mirror.
00:42:31I'm a millionaire CEO.
00:42:33Even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me.
00:42:38And you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat.
00:42:41Sasa, she's like so obsessed with me.
00:42:45See, everyone?
00:42:47Butch already cut ties with his ex, but she's so shameless and desperate
00:42:51that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me.
00:42:54This is what poor, sad girls do.
00:42:57They beg for scraps from us, the rich and glorious.
00:43:02Rejecting much, Marissa?
00:43:03You might feel all high and mighty now, but don't bite the hand that feeds you.
00:43:08Especially when I'm the one who's giving you the contract.
00:43:16You giving me the contract?
00:43:18You have no skills, no education, no connection.
00:43:22So how could you possibly have a pool to get the US fucking president to give me a billion dollar
00:43:28contract?
00:43:29We both share humble beginnings, Marissa.
00:43:31And I saw potential in you.
00:43:33Even trusted you as my best friend.
00:43:35But I recognize now that greed has poisoned you.
00:43:39Don't be all sore now just because I stole your man.
00:43:42This is what us rich girls do.
00:43:44They steal her from lame spinsters for fun.
00:43:47Damn right.
00:43:48You were too embarrassing for me.
00:43:52Sasa tramples you any day.
00:43:54I can say that now that I'm marrying the rich.
00:43:57Bravo.
00:43:58Self-admission of a gold digger.
00:43:59Quick, somebody put that on a memoir.
00:44:01Sasa, she's embarrassing me in front of everyone.
00:44:04You should make her sup.
00:44:04Don't listen to her, everyone.
00:44:06She's the gold digging, blood sucking leech.
00:44:09I don't even have to lift a finger and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me, butch.
00:44:16You may look and sound like a man, but you're nothing but a pathetic coward.
00:44:20Okay, enough!
00:44:21You know what I always couldn't stand about you?
00:44:23Your moral posturing.
00:44:25But guess what?
00:44:27Morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves.
00:44:30That's why no man will choose you over Marissa Trixie.
00:44:34Because I've got the material goods.
00:44:36And you're just all empty talk.
00:44:37I'm not here to request to be chosen.
00:44:40Because I'm the one who's doing the choosing.
00:44:44See this?
00:44:56Oh my god.
00:44:58Is that the billion dollar contract for Sasa?
00:45:03The one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:05No, absolutely not.
00:45:07I don't believe it.
00:45:09You all sound so scared already.
00:45:11Don't worry.
00:45:12This isn't that contract.
00:45:14It's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me.
00:45:20See everyone?
00:45:21She's just trying to bluff us.
00:45:23But you don't even have the guts to go all the way.
00:45:25Look at her following orders.
00:45:26I asked her to sign over the lease and here she is.
00:45:29Like a good little, uh, peasant slave.
00:45:32That house is worth all her life savings.
00:45:37You want to, uh, I don't know, beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:51You must understand me.
00:45:53I'm here to take back everything I've ever given you.
00:45:56I'm giving it to charity.
00:45:57Oh!
00:46:04Bro!
00:46:05She's gone cuckoo in the head.
00:46:07She thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress,
00:46:09she can pretend to be a deep pocket-investing baddie.
00:46:12You wish you had that kind of money to just toss away, Trixie.
00:46:15It's just a drop in the bucket for me.
00:46:17Uh, I-I know what this is.
00:46:19Ha!
00:46:20You've gotten delusional.
00:46:21And you think you're Cinderella,
00:46:22so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:24and some Prince Charming will scoop you into money forever?
00:46:27Well, that's not happening.
00:46:29Security!
00:46:30Lock the doors!
00:46:31This woman doesn't leave until we're through with her.
00:46:36This is where your dreams will die, bitch!
00:46:42We found Miss Trixie Lysander.
00:46:44She's being cornered by her ex and his mistress
00:46:45at the Wickham wedding right now.
00:46:46Butch Tanner.
00:46:47Well, he's gonna wish he died in battle after I'm done with him.
00:46:51Let's go.
00:46:55You think a few toy guns scare me, Marissa?
00:46:58I've saved plenty of people for much worse.
00:47:02Including your head of command, butch.
00:47:04General Lysander Armstrong.
00:47:07You mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:09He's been in a coma for years
00:47:11after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack.
00:47:13You're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech.
00:47:17So how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:20to heal someone like General Lysander Armstrong?
00:47:23No one here is gonna believe you.
00:47:24If you really cured the incurable general,
00:47:27then Sasa is the fucking Virgin Mary.
00:47:29And she's nice.
00:47:31You're just asking to be humiliated, Trixie.
00:47:34Show them, butch.
00:47:40See for yourselves, everyone.
00:47:42Trixie's just a reloading beggar.
00:47:48She won't leave me and Marissa alone,
00:47:50cause we're rich as fuck now.
00:47:52I'm a major in the Marines.
00:47:54And Sasa, she has a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:58with the military.
00:48:00Approved by the first female president
00:48:02of the United States herself, bitch.
00:48:05How despicable.
00:48:06She's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger.
00:48:10Get out of here, no one wants to marry you.
00:48:12No free meals for the poor!
00:48:13Do you see this, Trixie?
00:48:16This is high society.
00:48:18So you're either born on a silver spoon,
00:48:20or you're as accomplished as me to be here.
00:48:23Maybe if you do some serious dick-sucking here,
00:48:26maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can.
00:48:32I already have everything one can dream of,
00:48:34but I valued our friendship, Marissa,
00:48:36which is why I came here to give you a second chance,
00:48:39to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing.
00:48:42But no.
00:48:43You stooped so low, it disgusts me.
00:48:47Nothing is more disgusting
00:48:48than you standing on street corners like a bum.
00:48:51And who knows?
00:48:52If you've already started offering sexual services.
00:48:56Well then.
00:48:58Why don't you get on your knees for me, Trixie?
00:49:00My brother will never take you back.
00:49:03No man will marry an embarrassment like you.
00:49:06But make me happy?
00:49:08And I might consider making you my personal prostitute.
00:49:12I'm-
00:49:13Oh!
00:49:14Oh!
00:49:22How dare you hit my brother!
00:49:24I'm never letting you leave here alive!
00:49:27Oh, I'm sorry.
00:49:28I had to do something.
00:49:29Don't worry, my dear.
00:49:30After I'm done with you, Trixie,
00:49:32not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you.
00:49:36Oh!
00:49:37Is that so?
00:49:39Security!
00:49:41Get down on your knees,
00:49:43and give Bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:45in front of everybody here,
00:49:47or I'll pop so many holes in you,
00:49:49the men here won't know which one to fuck!
00:49:51I don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you.
00:49:54Any of the powerful leaders I've saved before
00:49:56could crush you
00:49:57before you even touch me.
00:49:59Dream on!
00:50:01You wish General Lysander scooped you off your feet,
00:50:04but you weren't good enough for me.
00:50:05You're definitely not good enough for him.
00:50:07Enough!
00:50:08You're souring my party,
00:50:10so you either get the fuck out,
00:50:13or I'm gonna shoot you.
00:50:15On the count of three!
00:50:16I think I quite like it here.
00:50:18Two!
00:50:29Mmm.
00:50:30This wine is so delicious.
00:50:33One!
00:50:34Shoot!
00:50:37Nobody is laying a hand on my future wife.
00:50:47It's...
00:50:47It's...
00:50:57Who the hell is this?
00:51:03I'm sorry that I'm late.
00:51:04Did they hurt you?
00:51:06No.
00:51:07I'm fine.
00:51:08But, um,
00:51:09when did I become your future wife?
00:51:12You saved me, Trixie.
00:51:15Remember?
00:51:15I'm a man of my word.
00:51:17They're never gonna hurt you ever again.
00:51:19Really, it was nothing.
00:51:21I saved you because you're a good man,
00:51:24not because I want you to owe me any favors.
00:51:32I see what this is.
00:51:33You're the one who cheated on me, Trixie.
00:51:35Look at you guys all lovey-dove.
00:51:37Don't try to pin this on her.
00:51:39She waited for you for three years.
00:51:40This is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for.
00:51:44Did you hurt you?
00:51:47Don't make me laugh.
00:51:48She's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash.
00:51:51No man who, in a hundred-foot pole, would want to touch her.
00:51:55She should be happy Bob was willing to give her some.
00:52:02I see her in the Marines.
00:52:05I'm a major.
00:52:06You know, look man.
00:52:08I know Trixie is like a, I don't know, like a seven.
00:52:11Now that she's all cleaned up,
00:52:13but don't waste your manhood on a whiny, worthless woman like that.
00:52:17Ow!
00:52:18Ow!
00:52:20Ow!
00:52:20Ah!
00:52:21Ah!
00:52:22A real man never talks about a woman that way.
00:52:27You're a coward.
00:52:37We don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them.
00:52:41You're very gracious Trixie, you know that.
00:52:46You're only getting off with it because she's so kind,
00:52:48so you're going to do me the favor of never coming near her again.
00:52:50You understand?
00:52:51You want to fuck with me, you little dipshit?
00:52:53I'm a fucking major!
00:52:55You're probably lowest rank of the military grunts.
00:52:58I'll, I'll destroy you.
00:53:00Do you really not know who this is, Butch?
00:53:02I thought you were in the Marines.
00:53:04What have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is?
00:53:08He was just a supply boy.
00:53:12War hero?
00:53:14Is this all part of your plan, Trixie?
00:53:17Poor girl.
00:53:18Did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:22A woman's worth is tied to the man she marries.
00:53:25Trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy.
00:53:30A bum girl and a pimp.
00:53:33What a pair.
00:53:35It seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long.
00:53:39Maybe we should try to piss him off some more, don't you think?
00:53:43Bring in the wedding gifts.
00:53:52What is all this?
00:53:54Trixie, listen, I know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life.
00:53:58But I know that we shared a moment.
00:54:03I'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear.
00:54:07It's not in my nature.
00:54:09I'm like somebody else here.
00:54:12Listen, Trixie.
00:54:13I have never met a woman like you.
00:54:19So incredible and kind and beautiful.
00:54:21So I know that you're the one for me.
00:54:26This guy's either nuts or a really, really good actor.
00:54:31Oscar worthy. Oscar worthy.
00:54:34No.
00:54:35First gift.
00:54:40Trixie, I know that you just lost your home, so I'm gifting you with your own new mansion.
00:54:46Worth $500 million, previously owned by Jennifer Aniston.
00:54:52Second gift.
00:54:56This contains all the rights to my entire fortune.
00:55:00Which is now yours.
00:55:01Entire fortune from a cowboy actor?
00:55:04They already spent their entire life savings on this clown show.
00:55:08They've got nothing left.
00:55:10Lysander, I really don't care for any of us.
00:55:12Look, I know.
00:55:14I know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman.
00:55:17Okay, which is exactly why my third gift is, um...
00:55:25Well...
00:55:38Cleo!
00:55:39Hey!
00:55:41Oh my god.
00:55:44You found my dog.
00:55:48Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:50But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:52Trixie Amore.
00:55:57Will you marry me?
00:56:00You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:06Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:08Thanks.
00:56:24Trixie Amore.
00:56:25Go, go, power couple.
00:56:27Whoo!
00:56:28Okay, stop.
00:56:29The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:33Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:37No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:43Hey, I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife
00:56:47Which means that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on earth
00:56:53understand
00:56:58You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on earth. This is General Lysander Armstrong
00:57:12As if like the almighty general Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like Trixie
00:57:19Yes, the Armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:23Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the princess of England than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:28I bet my life. You're all just
00:57:31Actors, then you better enjoy your last breath. Come on Lysander. What are we waiting for?
00:57:35Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie. What can a bunch of piss poor people
00:57:39do to us the elites?
00:57:41Infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:43She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:57:51She's utterly unmarriable
00:57:55I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:58:00I'd handle them myself, but
00:58:03I'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:58:06Go ahead Lysander
00:58:14Yes, hello, this is Lysander. Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me
00:58:19Oh my gosh, I'm so scared
00:58:22Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:31Oh
00:58:32Uh, hello?
00:58:33Yes
00:58:36What?
00:58:41I'm going bankrupt
00:58:51Hey, hey, hey, are you sure that was the call Sasa? That was a real call?
00:58:56People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:58My company's dead
00:58:59It evaporated
00:59:01It's in thin air
00:59:05That's impossible
00:59:07Who are you?
00:59:08What did you do?
00:59:10Secretary Cho
00:59:11You said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:13And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market
00:59:17Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:20Then that means
00:59:24You're really Lysander Armstrong
00:59:27The richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:30Trixie's married
00:59:31The famed war hero
00:59:33The man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:38Now you believe me?
00:59:39Those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:42No, there's got to be some trick to this
00:59:45You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us
00:59:57I know why you're all over Trixie
00:59:59Because you've been in the military for so long
01:00:01You don't know what a real woman can do for you
01:00:04Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time
01:00:09Do you have your hands for me?
01:00:11Or I'll have them removed for you
01:00:17I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:23Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:28Sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:31I don't blame her at all
01:00:32Your double standards are incredible
01:00:34Okay, you don't want me?
01:00:36Fine, but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:38I can give you a room full of pageant winners
01:00:4118 years old
01:00:42Fresh for the taking
01:00:51I did that so you wouldn't have to, Ms. Trixie
01:00:53Thank you, Devon
01:00:56Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me
01:00:59Your best friend by stealing my fiancé
01:01:03But now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:06You're an insult to all good women out there
01:01:09No, to all of humanity
01:01:10So now everything that I've ever given you to
01:01:14I'm taking it all back
01:01:18Wait everyone stop
01:01:22They're imposters
01:01:27I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:31Because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:34So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:37The goddess healer?
01:01:38You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:44Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:48The goddess healer's motto is
01:01:50The right rewrites the wrong, the left leaves the wrong bereft
01:01:55That means she's rewarding me
01:01:57The president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:02:00In fact, she's on her way now
01:02:04So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:11Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:12If the president and the goddess healer approves of my products
01:02:16Who cares about this washed-up war hero?
01:02:18We can break his legs, break his arms, no one would even bat an eye
01:02:21She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:25FBI
01:02:27FBI
01:02:28You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:33Gotcha
01:02:38Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie
01:02:40No, don't arrest her
01:02:43Trixie is a good person
01:02:44Please officer, don't arrest her
01:02:46Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:51The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:53We were worried, so we came here to back you up
01:02:57Listen officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:03:01She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law
01:03:05Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:03:08Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:12She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:14My fiancee really is an incredible woman
01:03:18She's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:25You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:29My brother is not a criminal
01:03:31He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:35Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:38And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity
01:03:42General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:46And we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:48So this must be an imposter
01:03:51I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:55But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:04:01If you want to arrest me, fine
01:04:04But don't fuck with my fiancee
01:04:06You don't get to decide, punk
01:04:07Let's go
01:04:31Get him
01:04:31If you can
01:05:24Is that enough pain, or do you want more?
01:05:34Legend is written all over you, Lysander
01:05:39Grandma
01:05:41Meet my new fiancee
01:05:45Wow, your new fiancee
01:05:47He's so manly
01:05:49Much better than your last one
01:05:51I always knew you'd find someone better
01:05:53It's Butch's loss
01:05:55Trixie has always paid so much better than Marissa
01:05:58She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers
01:06:04Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:06I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:09Drown out the poor
01:06:10Drown out the poor
01:06:11Drown out the poor
01:06:13Drown out the poor
01:06:14Drown out the poor
01:06:16Drown out the poor
01:06:17Drown out the poor
01:06:17See Trixie?
01:06:18You've got no connections, no power
01:06:21Drown out the poor
01:06:21You can't compete against me
01:06:22Even if you have one guy on your side who can fight
01:06:24We're too honorable to fight dirty like you
01:06:27So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them
01:06:32Let them eat cake
01:06:43You can't shoot all of them
01:06:44Grab what you can't, fam
01:06:45Attack
01:06:46Attack
01:07:03You will not hurt a single soul in my presence
01:07:12I
01:07:12What the fuck was that?
01:07:14I don't care what the fuck it was
01:07:15I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding
01:07:25Oh damn it
01:07:29You forgot I had a gun too
01:07:32That'll teach you for messing with the Wickhams
01:07:33Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here
01:07:36We're cornered
01:07:36I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off
01:07:39Devon, you and your brother are both good men
01:07:42I will not let your injury be in vain
01:07:45They will be punished
01:07:49Now hold still for me
01:07:54Wright rewrites the world
01:08:05Holy fuck, did she just reverse the bullet?
01:08:08By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:10She the goddess healer?
01:08:16I'm all better now
01:08:17Thank you Miss Trixie
01:08:19See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman
01:08:22No, please, I am just an ordinary girl
01:08:25Don't put me on some sort of pedestal
01:08:27Sure
01:08:29You hear that?
01:08:30She's just some average homeless girl in the streets
01:08:33She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet
01:08:35While I do not care for glory
01:08:38I do believe in justice
01:08:40Marissa and Butch
01:08:41Not only have you betrayed me
01:08:43But now you've hurt the innocent too
01:08:45I will make you both pay for your crimes
01:08:47And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:50God?
01:08:51Wrong
01:08:53But you're close
01:08:54Oh, bullshit
01:08:56I'm going to show you how the elite can travel in your little lives
01:09:01You want to cross the line so bad?
01:09:03Then let's see you try
01:09:04Charge!
01:09:14The hell is this?
01:09:16This is the line between life and death
01:09:20Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:23I'll admit it looks pretty good but uh
01:09:25I'll die before I believe that's magic
01:09:28You're not the grim reaper
01:09:29What if it's a trap?
01:09:31That woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:33We ain't afraid of her
01:09:34She's nothing but a circus prostitute
01:09:37Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:40I will
01:09:44Left leaves the wrong arrest
01:09:53I'm fine
01:09:54Nothing happened
01:09:55You'll see soon enough
01:09:57Oh please
01:09:58I really want to die
01:09:59And you call this the line between life and death?
01:10:02I knew you were just making that shit up
01:10:05Whoops
01:10:05Just crossed it again
01:10:06Whoops
01:10:07And again
01:10:09Nothing's happening
01:10:19I'll see you
01:10:22No!
01:10:22Pa!
01:10:23Hey!
01:10:24What did you do to my brother?
01:10:26I didn't do anything
01:10:27Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning
01:10:31I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:33If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:36Come on
01:10:38Major
01:10:39Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:40How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:42See?
01:10:43This must be an illusion
01:10:47Only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:49Will somebody take my brother to the hospital please?
01:10:59You're so sore I wouldn't marry you
01:11:01You'd go and hurt my brother
01:11:02Oh please
01:11:03You hurt us first
01:11:05At first
01:11:06I was really hurt by your betrayal
01:11:08But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward
01:11:12Marissa
01:11:13Thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:17You blame yourself for being worthless
01:11:20You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:25And when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:31Don't touch my wife
01:11:34And instead Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:40You can daydream all you want now Trixie
01:11:42But when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:44It'll hit you like a fucking truck
01:11:46That you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:48And I'm the queen of everything
01:11:49Oh really?
01:11:51Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want
01:11:54You've got nothing on me
01:11:59Yes
01:12:01Tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:07Goddess
01:12:07Madam president
01:12:09I require your assistance
01:12:11Yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:16Get the VP we're leaving now
01:12:21Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:25God I knew you were cheap but I didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:28I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa
01:12:31You're pathetic Trixie
01:12:33A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:36Miss Wickham is correct
01:12:37I was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:40Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line
01:12:43You hear that everyone?
01:12:45There is no way lowlife Trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:51She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention
01:12:55So she's come here to play up her importance
01:12:57No
01:12:57My granddaughter would never do that
01:13:00Reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:03Only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:05Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:15First your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong
01:13:19And now you Trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:25Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:28I never realized how delusional they were
01:13:31You can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:34While we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:37Look, I don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:40But you trying to make me jealous Trixie?
01:13:42It ain't working
01:13:43You can't just fake the
01:13:47Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:50It's like real magic
01:13:51Trixie, you're an angel
01:13:54But the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:13:57And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:00Won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:14:05No
01:14:06Trixie, look
01:14:08I believe you
01:14:09You saved me
01:14:11Whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:13You did that
01:14:14No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me
01:14:18We'll riot against you now
01:14:20Tear her apart
01:14:21Tear her apart
01:14:23Tear her apart
01:14:24Tear her apart
01:14:26Tear her apart
01:14:27Tear her apart
01:14:28The vice president arrives
01:14:44who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:50your general lysander armstrong wait what he's actually general lysander armstrong no no we've
01:14:59been through this already once okay right secretary chill this actor trixie hired pulled this weird
01:15:06stunt to try to bankrupt me but you already confirmed with madame president that i got
01:15:11the contract coming still right yes we all thought he was a fraud what i mean is
01:15:17you're the war hero general lysander armstrong and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:24the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell and now you're attacking one of the most
01:15:30important allies to the president he is the general oh but he's in trouble now did you hear that even
01:15:38the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader so what if trixie picked up
01:15:43some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president on our side you'll always be nothing
01:15:51trixie i told you now punish them vice president langley this is treason lysander armstrong you are
01:15:58stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:05hurry the goddess healer needs us
01:16:10you can't do that mr vice president my brother is a war hero he single-handedly saved this country
01:16:16from terrorist attack he was in a coma for two years if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:20enough you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family not just your brother
01:16:26yeah it's okay mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country i have no problem
01:16:34doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life and let's be honest about one other thing
01:16:39mr vice president i never gave a fuck about any damn titles i truly saved a good man
01:16:53i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance and what can you do about it oh mr vice
01:16:59president i have
01:17:00swell idea my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:05let's try it out on them hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:12put innocent civilian lives in danger despicable what's more despicable is that you and your
01:17:18filthy companions are disrespecting power miss wickham you can use full force on them did you hear
01:17:26that boys oh shoot wait that's the president
01:17:54oh my gosh i'm so sorry madam president that was they were totally aiming for uh trixie the fraud in
01:18:10the
01:18:10middle what is this oh that's my new biomedical weapon madam for your military this is a war crime
01:18:17these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with you're the uncivilized buffoon i can shoot
01:18:23whoever i want i have the presidential contract with great power comes great responsibility and this
01:18:28is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you what are you doing reverse
01:18:33the poison and take it out of the present before it's too late that is easy there's no need i'll
01:18:40save
01:18:40everyone
01:18:54it's raining gold
01:18:58what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:04she she is she is a criminal don't worry madam president we will arrest her and we'll throw her
01:19:11in prison i'd be quiet if i were you because you're the one that would be going to prison once
01:19:16everyone
01:19:16is healed up what are you talking about the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar
01:19:29contract this contract yeah yes thank you first gentleman
01:19:54my contract you bitch and that's not all
01:20:09this foul weapon will not see the light of day there is only a need for a vaccine if there
01:20:14is a virus
01:20:15don't you realize or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that
01:20:20you're the real virus here marissa money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:25and that's something i cannot tolerate so prepare yourself because i'm about to smite you
01:20:32what are you gonna do the president is here and i just invented the best biomedical products
01:20:39in the world you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:44madam president you've recovered now so what's your final decision
01:20:51i'll she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:20:59i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:05why are you attacking me madam president you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar
01:21:11you wish i've never seen a woman so vile so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:20i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these imposters for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:28and do you know the goddess here saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:33you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:37the one and only
01:21:40and it's
01:21:44her
01:21:54what
01:21:59welcome goddess
01:22:06Yes.
01:22:08Uh, we, uh...
01:22:12You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:15How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:18Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:22I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:25Help those in need.
01:22:27And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:30No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:36She took it away just like that.
01:22:39That was her golden ticket.
01:22:41You were once my fiancé and best friend.
01:22:44But after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:48No, please, I swear to you, I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:54It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:56Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:57She's an amazing person.
01:22:59And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:03She's going to be my wife.
01:23:04Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:13I love you.
01:23:27All her gold.
01:23:28All her clothes.
01:23:30All that could have been mine.
01:23:32This is all your fault.
01:23:34You seduce me.
01:23:37You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:41Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:44I want to be rich again.
01:23:46I'll be your slave.
01:23:48Kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:50You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:52But it's too late now.
01:23:54All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:59You two should be locked up.
01:24:00And she shall.
01:24:02For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:08It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:10I never loved you.
01:24:11It's your fault.
01:24:12I was only with you for your money.
01:24:14I don't care.
01:24:15You were rich.
01:24:16I'll see myself now.
01:24:19Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:21We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:24My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:28I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:30That is why I saved you.
01:24:32With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:38Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:44Let's party!
01:24:45Wait.
01:24:46What if we just got married?
01:24:47Right now.
01:24:49Yes.
01:24:50Well.
01:24:51Woo!
01:24:53Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:58I do.
01:24:59I do.
01:25:00You may kiss the bride.
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