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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:00:07Unbelievable comeback.
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17Got this, baby.
00:00:18You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight,
00:00:25I'm done with basketball.
00:00:26I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:28It'll just be us and our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:00:51Oh, the Sniper stole it.
00:00:54He's heading to the front court.
00:00:57We have three seconds left.
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release.
00:01:12No, he missed.
00:01:14Wait a sec.
00:01:15Is that his signature move?
00:01:16The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:01:23Yeah!
00:01:26Woo!
00:01:27Woo!
00:01:30Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:41Woo!
00:01:42I'll do this without you.
00:01:51The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:02:02I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:14Regina, no!
00:02:28Marcel, take care of my son.
00:02:32No!
00:02:36We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who made the lightning champions.
00:02:42So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the sniper.
00:02:52After the death of the family member, the god of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:03It was a robbery. A terrible accident.
00:03:07Don't give up your son, Marcel. You'll regret it forever.
00:03:11This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:15I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:03:18No!
00:03:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:37I'll never play again.
00:03:46How could I be so blind?
00:03:50I put basketball before my family. I put them in danger. This is what I deserve.
00:03:56Mars Davis, you're on fire. Does greatness run in the family? Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:02The sniper. I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to train without lost legend. I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died. I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put
00:04:25it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this. A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:31It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:36He's like the Steph Curry of burgers!
00:04:40Holy shit! I did it! Over 200 cars served per hour. You know what that means, guys. Bonus time!
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scotty didn't do shit. It's your mad skills that broke a record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus. You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job. I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning. So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:13or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:16I've lost everything. I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:20No thanks.
00:05:22I quit.
00:05:25Good luck. Who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team. I'm sorry.
00:05:44We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper. Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:03Holy shit! That's Omari Gibbs!
00:06:06Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph? As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:11Hey, Marcel!
00:06:15Come with me. We need you back in the game.
00:06:30We need the sniper as a Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:35No way. And don't call me that. The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team. We need a miracle. We need you!
00:06:45I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:50Wait!
00:06:52I want to show you something.
00:06:55Pass his face!
00:06:57Screen up! D! D!
00:06:58Go, Mars!
00:06:59Get the basket!
00:07:01Ah!
00:07:02Yo, Mars could be one of the greats.
00:07:04We don't win this playoff game.
00:07:06The owner's gonna sell.
00:07:08They'll rebuild.
00:07:09Rebrand.
00:07:10And Mars' career will go down with this team.
00:07:13We're up against the 99ers.
00:07:15He can't beat them on his own.
00:07:18I never thought I'd keep myself back.
00:07:21You could.
00:07:22If you coach him to the finals.
00:07:24He'll never respect you.
00:07:25Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:27This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:31What's up?
00:07:32I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:35Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:49But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51I'm only coaching. I'm not playing.
00:07:54I'll never play again.
00:08:10All right. Listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're gonna sur- I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we-
00:08:26What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:32I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:34What do they call you?
00:08:35Coach Combo Meal.
00:08:39No, no fucking way.
00:08:41He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:42He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:47I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:51Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so.
00:08:55What the hell was Mari thinking?
00:08:57We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:09:00No, what you need is better cuts, sets and picks and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:05You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:08If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you can make up for in precision.
00:09:12What do you know?
00:09:13The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:19Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:38Lucky shot.
00:09:39Don't let this drunk con fool you.
00:09:41When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:44What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:48A shooting contest?
00:09:50Three extreme shots.
00:09:52Fast one to make him wins.
00:09:54If you win, you can stay.
00:09:56But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:59And never come back.
00:10:03I never wanted to play again.
00:10:05Especially not against my own son.
00:10:07But if I have to prove myself to protect him...
00:10:10Deal.
00:10:15Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:19important game?
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:22Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:24He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:26He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:31All right.
00:10:33Three expert level shots.
00:10:34The step back three.
00:10:36The blind strike.
00:10:37And the clutch.
00:10:38Same sequence.
00:10:39Same time.
00:10:41You miss.
00:10:42You go again.
00:10:43No resets.
00:10:44No excuses.
00:10:46Three.
00:10:47Two.
00:10:48One.
00:10:50First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:53It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:58How could he make it?
00:10:59Did you see that?
00:11:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:09Even without looking.
00:11:12Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:14Finally, the clutch.
00:11:16The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:19It means you're out of time and energy.
00:11:21And you have one last shot.
00:11:22I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:25I'm rookie of the year.
00:11:26And you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:30There's no way you can...
00:11:31You're gonna get used to calling me coach.
00:11:38What?
00:11:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:07Alright.
00:12:08Everyone start sprints.
00:12:14Lars.
00:12:15You're the best player on this team.
00:12:17You can't just run off like that.
00:12:18You don't get to disappear for years
00:12:20and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:23Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:26Now I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:28You can flash those fancy tricks all you want.
00:12:30But you don't actually know ball.
00:12:32You sure about that?
00:12:33Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:12:35But if you were any good,
00:12:36you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:39Unless this team wins tomorrow,
00:12:41your career is over.
00:12:42And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:44We will win.
00:12:45It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:51I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:54I can't lose him forever.
00:12:58Son, wait.
00:13:03Okay, I'm sorry.
00:13:04Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:06Th-
00:13:07Who'd you steal this from?
00:13:12I didn't steal anything.
00:13:15Wait.
00:13:16So you're the Lightning's new assistant coach?
00:13:19Tyler Murray.
00:13:20My old rival.
00:13:22Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:13:24I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:27How does it feel to play for a team?
00:13:28That's about to be erased from league history.
00:13:30It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:34You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:36The Lightning have been terrible
00:13:38ever since the Sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:42Thanks to me, now the Scorpions rule.
00:13:44We should make it look like an accident.
00:13:46The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:52And you're no Sniper.
00:13:53So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:56You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:59Because your basketball career?
00:14:01It's over.
00:14:02Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:05So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:12Hey.
00:14:13Don't you worry.
00:14:14Want your greasy dad here?
00:14:16Want your team straight to the ground?
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:28You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:30The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:33So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:37I'll let the score speak for it, Sue.
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:49I need to look the part.
00:14:57The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:00But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis,
00:15:03they're in the playoffs going head to head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:11Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
00:15:33Is that the burger guy?
00:15:34No, it can't be.
00:15:36They call him Coach Combo Mule.
00:15:38There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:43Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:15:44But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:15:47We can prove the world wrong.
00:15:48It's your show, Coach.
00:15:50Good luck.
00:15:51Only if we played two.
00:15:53This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:56Time to break the curse.
00:15:58All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:06I'll let him fool you guys.
00:16:08Combo Mule talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:11I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:13Let's win this.
00:16:14Lightning on three.
00:16:15One, two, three.
00:16:16Lightning!
00:16:24Remember this face.
00:16:26I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:46The ball movement, boys.
00:16:52Take it, baby.
00:16:59Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:03It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:06Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:09Mars Davis' father?
00:17:11Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14These losers are humiliating you!
00:17:17Let's go, boys!
00:17:19Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:26Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up.
00:17:28Wait.
00:17:30Move.
00:17:37What do you need to do?
00:17:52Where's the foul, ref?
00:17:54Come on!
00:17:55Foul!
00:17:56Come on, man!
00:17:56Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:01They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:18:08Foul, ref!
00:18:09Come on!
00:18:22They're scared.
00:18:23Don't back down.
00:18:24Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:32Stitches on Mars!
00:18:39Focus up!
00:18:40Behind the line!
00:18:46Ah!
00:18:47Ah!
00:18:47Get!
00:19:05You blind, ref!
00:19:08Red!
00:19:09Red!
00:19:09Number 15!
00:19:10Foul!
00:19:11Red!
00:19:12Red!
00:19:13Loser!
00:19:14I can't go down.
00:19:15I can't go down.
00:19:15Not like this.
00:19:17You okay, son?
00:19:17Yeah.
00:19:18This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:19:25I told you, they would dominate this team of washed up losers.
00:19:35We're all out of subs.
00:19:36Your last chance to win us.
00:19:38We have to forfeit.
00:19:42Wait.
00:19:44You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:19:47I already drew up a player contract just in case.
00:19:50Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:19:54You want me to play?
00:19:55You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:19:58And between you and me, I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:20:04You can save us.
00:20:05And win it all.
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight-point
00:20:14deficit in 15 seconds.
00:20:16It's impossible.
00:20:17Go out there, coach.
00:20:19And I'll knock you down so hard, you know.
00:20:21We back up.
00:20:24If we lose, it's all over.
00:20:27The team.
00:20:28My career.
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am, will I put my son in danger too?
00:20:43I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:20:47I knew you were just a useless deadbeat.
00:20:49All you ever do is quit.
00:20:52I can't lose my son again.
00:20:55Mark it!
00:20:57Mark it!
00:20:58Mark it!
00:20:58Mark it!
00:20:59Mark it!
00:21:01Mark it!
00:21:01Mark it!
00:21:01Mark it!
00:21:01Guess Team Night Lightning has no choice.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:08Give me a jersey.
00:21:10I'll play.
00:21:12I can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:21:16Wait a minute.
00:21:17Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:20Is he gonna play?
00:21:23The coach is warming up now.
00:21:28I'm back.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:34The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:37Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:39He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:42Unless he's got the skills to match, the Lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:45They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:49There's no way he can pull this off.
00:21:52You know, when you lose it, it'll actually be nice.
00:21:55I'll come by the restaurant and you can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:58That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:22:03What is he doing?
00:22:05He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:22:08What the hell's he doing?
00:22:09That loser's blowing the game.
00:22:12What, are you drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:14Is he trying to score?
00:22:16That's impossible!
00:22:18Nobody could score from the backcourt!
00:22:35No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:38Who is this guy?
00:23:07What the hell?
00:23:08How did he suck?
00:23:09A score from 94 fucking feet.
00:23:12No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:23:15Who is this guy?
00:23:16That's a record-breaking shot.
00:23:18I haven't seen style like that in 20 years.
00:23:21The lightning's still down by five with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:23:25Back it up, geezer.
00:23:26Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back.
00:23:28You still need a miracle to win.
00:23:31Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:33We might have a chance.
00:23:34Game's on over. Full court press.
00:23:36Got it.
00:23:40Give it up, old man. It's too late.
00:23:42You sure about that?
00:23:43When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:23:47When you lose, you and your chocomest son are gonna leave this league,
00:23:52and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:23:54Flipping burgers.
00:23:55You're on.
00:24:03How are you supposed to win? You can't hold on to the ball.
00:24:05This old man is too good.
00:24:11For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:24:13Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:17If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:24:25Run down the clock!
00:24:40Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:42With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:24:45One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:24:49It's only three seconds left.
00:24:51Can you really do this?
00:24:55Lightning on three.
00:24:57One, two, three.
00:24:59Lightning!
00:25:02This one's for you, son.
00:25:09This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs.
00:25:15And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:25:18He came out of nowhere, but he looks so familiar.
00:25:27He'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:25:48Let's go.
00:25:49Whatever it takes.
00:25:51You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:25:55How did he get past you?
00:25:58I don't know.
00:26:00Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:26:04If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:26:07Then triple fucking team him!
00:26:11Triple team won't work on me.
00:26:28Oh, my God.
00:26:28He has the ball.
00:26:32That's a foul!
00:26:46See?
00:26:47I told you we'd choke.
00:26:49I don't choke.
00:26:50Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:52Oh, my God.
00:26:53That's the sniper signature move.
00:26:54It's the kill shot!
00:27:00I don't choke.
00:27:01Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:27:04Oh, my God.
00:27:04That's the sniper signature move.
00:27:06It's the kill shot!
00:27:31Wow.
00:27:32Wow.
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:41The missing god of balls?
00:27:52That was the sniper's signature move.
00:27:55No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:28:01Holy son of a bitch!
00:28:02Coach Carmoville and the lightnings go to the finals!
00:28:09This man just made history.
00:28:14That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:19Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:28:22Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:24I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:30When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-through get-ups, I had no idea you were
00:28:35the legend.
00:28:36All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:40I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:28:42You all won this game.
00:28:43This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:28:50My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:55Good game, guys.
00:28:57We'll take that apology now.
00:28:58I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:29:01Hey, you got the win.
00:29:04All for you, son.
00:29:06But you learn to play like that.
00:29:07It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:29:10I thought the same thing.
00:29:12Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:26Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:39How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:42Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:44No way.
00:29:45The sniper left the league decades ago, and he's never coming back.
00:29:50We should make it look like an accident.
00:29:52The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:57I made sure of that myself.
00:30:01Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:30:08your career in the league is over.
00:30:11You want to threaten me?
00:30:13I'm a champion.
00:30:15The league's best coach.
00:30:18Wow.
00:30:21Then prove it.
00:30:22Get the finals win, or clean out your office.
00:30:28What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:31You got lucky.
00:30:33You got lucky.
00:30:33Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:30:38We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:43I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:52My God, he did it.
00:30:54Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:30:57Could it be?
00:30:58No.
00:31:00No.
00:31:00That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:31:03Congratulations, Team Landon!
00:31:11Front and center coach, we wouldn't be here without you.
00:31:14Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:31:21That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:25Look, coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:27I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:30I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:33What do you say?
00:31:34Hey, I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:40What do you think, Morris?
00:31:41Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:45What do you think, Morris?
00:31:47Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:49You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy, then
00:31:55maybe I'll call you, coach.
00:31:57After my wife was murdered, I thought I was done with basketball forever.
00:32:01I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:32:03Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:32:10I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:28All right, everyone.
00:32:31Lightning on three.
00:32:32One, two, three.
00:32:34Not so fast.
00:32:42He assaulted my player.
00:32:45Challenging the call.
00:32:49Assaulted?
00:32:50You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:51You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:32:54It should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:55It's a fair play.
00:32:56I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:57Bullshit!
00:32:58You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:33:01So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping, you pushed him.
00:33:07You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career, you bitter old fuck.
00:33:16You just want no real talent when you see it.
00:33:19Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:22You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:26This team earned their position here.
00:33:29It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:32We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:34You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:37My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:33:41Not a chance.
00:33:42What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:48The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:53Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:56Maybe that was a mistake.
00:34:01I mean, clearly, he's not here for the team.
00:34:04He's just here for himself.
00:34:06I mean, you took my spot in the game, what, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:10You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:34:12How can any of us trust you?
00:34:14My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:34:18Your son's right.
00:34:20I collapsed on court.
00:34:22He's an addict.
00:34:23Feels like he drugged me.
00:34:24You all saw the play.
00:34:25He didn't touch you.
00:34:27I haven't seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:29You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:34:32That's fine.
00:34:33But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:41Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:44What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:46You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:34:50You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:53Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:56My son made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:34:59Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:35:02Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:35:03Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:35:08If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:35:12Hold on, Mr. Commissioner.
00:35:16We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:19I want him to look these clowns in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to
00:35:22the final fair and square.
00:35:24Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:35:26Let's go.
00:35:30And I don't play dirty.
00:35:31For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:37Don't be so naive.
00:35:38Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:40Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:35:42I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:45Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:48But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:52Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55He's got mad skills.
00:35:57Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:01Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:36:06Stop.
00:36:16This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:20We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:22It was fair.
00:36:23So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed-up has-beens that you actually
00:36:30know ball?
00:36:32What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair player?
00:36:36Don't take the bait.
00:36:37Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:39Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:36:41Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:46Congratulations, coach.
00:36:49That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:37:06The Lightning won fair and square.
00:37:08Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:37:11Who the hell are you?
00:37:16Who the hell are you?
00:37:17That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:19He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:24Isn't that right?
00:37:25You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:31Oh, what's this?
00:37:32Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:34Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:44I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:47I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:50Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:52You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:57I'm the head coach of a top league franchise.
00:38:01You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:38:06You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:38:11Boss, are you okay?
00:38:13Boss?
00:38:16Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:34I'm sorry, I have a concussion.
00:38:36You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:39Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:44You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:46Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:47Look, basketball.
00:38:48It's my life.
00:38:50Please, I will do anything.
00:38:51Save it.
00:38:52Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:55Go.
00:39:03I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:39:06Don't blame me.
00:39:08I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:39:10How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:13His face is so familiar.
00:39:15Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:39:20Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:23You mean head coach.
00:39:26Congratulations.
00:39:28You're going to the finals.
00:39:33You're going to the finals.
00:39:40You deserve it, son.
00:39:45Wrong.
00:39:46You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:49Couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:39:57Means a lot.
00:40:01Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:40:05Yeah?
00:40:06Thank you so much, sir.
00:40:07I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:40:10He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:40:13Would he believe me now?
00:40:14Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:17Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:21Did you train with him or something?
00:40:25Uh, I gotta meet the press.
00:40:27Uh, but I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:29Excuse me.
00:40:30Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:33Yeah!
00:40:35Sorry, Zapp and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:40:40It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against
00:40:45the Scorpions.
00:40:46Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything
00:40:52could happen.
00:40:53The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:40:59It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:41:02Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:04We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:41:06And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:41:10We need our star point guard.
00:41:13Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:18You got this team to the final, but if Mars is MIA, they're gonna be humiliated on that
00:41:24court.
00:41:26The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:28We won't let them win.
00:41:31You sure about that?
00:41:34You and your jacked-up team of amateurs.
00:41:38No match for us.
00:41:39All right, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:41:42But, uh, where's he at?
00:41:45Does he know the game starts him now?
00:41:48Hope he turns up.
00:41:50Otherwise, you may as well forfeit.
00:42:02Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:42:04You're gonna come alone, and you'll tell no one.
00:42:07Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again.
00:42:13Take care of our son.
00:42:17I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:21Game starts in an hour.
00:42:22You can't leave now.
00:42:23Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop him.
00:42:25You figure it out.
00:42:25I have to find him.
00:42:27Let him go.
00:42:28It's his son.
00:42:32He'll come back.
00:42:45Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:47What the fuck, man?
00:42:49Let me go!
00:42:50Well, I can't do that.
00:42:52You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:54Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:57I want to see if he's gonna pick you or his basketball career.
00:43:00What do you think?
00:43:05Wow.
00:43:06Dad!
00:43:09You actually showed up.
00:43:11You picked your son over your own career.
00:43:14Father of the year!
00:43:17Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:43:19You're damn right they are!
00:43:20I was born to be a winner.
00:43:23A winner!
00:43:25They have money and power and respect.
00:43:29I didn't claw my way to the finals
00:43:31just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal it from me!
00:43:36Cut him loose and we can talk about this.
00:43:41You want to talk?
00:43:42There is nothing to talk about.
00:43:44A stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:43:48And it almost exposed a very delicate operation.
00:43:52So you're gonna throw the game today.
00:43:54I'm gonna be champion.
00:43:57Or what?
00:43:58I'm so glad you asked.
00:44:00Or
00:44:02your son is gonna suffer!
00:44:08Fine.
00:44:09We'll throw the game.
00:44:11What?
00:44:13Let me just untie him.
00:44:15You think I'm stupid?
00:44:17I'm just gonna take your word?
00:44:19No.
00:44:20I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:22A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:25Says I, the head coach of the Lightning,
00:44:29admit to illegally rigging games for profit,
00:44:32including the 2026 finals.
00:44:35Yadda yadda yadda.
00:44:36Blah blah blah.
00:44:37Sign this.
00:44:39Throw the game.
00:44:40And no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:44:43This motherfucker's scared shitless!
00:44:46Don't sign anything!
00:44:55Your son has no manners.
00:44:58I guess that's what he gets
00:45:00when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:45:04Now you're gonna sign the contract
00:45:06or I'm gonna break his legs.
00:45:07Don't fucking touch him!
00:45:10Alright, you have five seconds.
00:45:13Or I'm gonna break him.
00:45:15He's bluffing!
00:45:15Don't listen to him!
00:45:16Five, four, three, two, one!
00:45:31Five, four, three, two, one!
00:45:43I'm sorry, the fucking contract!
00:45:51That's a good choice.
00:45:52I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:45:56You shaved your son's legs
00:45:58and murdered his career.
00:46:00But like I said,
00:46:02father of the year.
00:46:05Now,
00:46:06while I have you here,
00:46:07one more thing.
00:46:08I'm just gonna need you to admit
00:46:09to what you just did.
00:46:10I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:46:12I'm not gonna confess
00:46:13to rigging games for profit.
00:46:15I signed the contract.
00:46:16That was the agreement.
00:46:18I'll splice something together.
00:46:19It's fine.
00:46:21This is blackmail.
00:46:22You won't get away with it.
00:46:27Watch me.
00:46:30Let's go, boys.
00:46:43Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:46What did you want me to do?
00:46:47Let him break your legs?
00:46:48You'd never play ball again.
00:46:50No!
00:46:51I wanted you to fight for me!
00:46:53Our team!
00:46:55You bent the knee
00:46:56and gave up when it got hard.
00:46:57Just like you always do.
00:46:59I gave up my career!
00:47:00For you!
00:47:01Don't you get it?
00:47:03If you go down,
00:47:04I go down with you!
00:47:07I knew I should have
00:47:08sent your ass packing
00:47:09when I had the chance.
00:47:11I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:47:14Mars.
00:47:18Mars is right.
00:47:19If those bastards
00:47:20take the championship,
00:47:21then everything he worked for
00:47:23goes up in flames.
00:47:25The last time I won the finals,
00:47:27I lost everything.
00:47:45But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:47:47I won't let them win.
00:47:49But I can make them think
00:47:50that they're going to.
00:47:54Marcel, thank God.
00:47:55Are you and Mar...
00:47:56We're fine.
00:47:57I need a favor.
00:47:58We're on the street.
00:47:59It's Coach Murray.
00:47:59It's rigging games for profit.
00:48:05Welcome back
00:48:06to the 2026 UBA Finals.
00:48:11Tonight,
00:48:12we have the Lightning
00:48:13playing against the Scorpions.
00:48:17This is the biggest rival
00:48:19in UBA history.
00:48:32No.
00:48:32What the hell is Coach Combo Mill?
00:48:34He's in no show.
00:48:36That coward,
00:48:37you're really going to throw the game?
00:48:39The Lightning and the Scorpion
00:48:40haven't met in the finals
00:48:41since 2006.
00:48:43Tyler Murray himself
00:48:44played in that game,
00:48:46but he fell to the sniper.
00:48:56Wait a minute.
00:48:57Coach Combo Mill is here?
00:49:04Coach Combo Mill is back on the court.
00:49:07You'd never know
00:49:08he was slinging burgers
00:49:09three months ago.
00:49:10I bet he couldn't pass up
00:49:11the chance to join his son Mars
00:49:13on the court.
00:49:13They'll go down in history
00:49:15as the first father-son duo
00:49:16to play together
00:49:17in a finals game.
00:49:19You showed up.
00:49:20You're just putting yourself
00:49:21in the game
00:49:22to make sure we lose.
00:49:24You see,
00:49:24I'm pretty surprised
00:49:25you suited up.
00:49:26Because you and I
00:49:27both know how this ends.
00:49:30That's what he thinks.
00:49:31What can I say?
00:49:32I couldn't resist
00:49:33one more shot on the court.
00:49:34Yeah,
00:49:35of course you couldn't.
00:49:38You know,
00:49:38already imploding.
00:49:40Getting this championship trophy
00:49:41will be a walk in the park.
00:49:43Well, gentlemen,
00:49:44I'd say good luck,
00:49:45but, uh,
00:49:47I just don't care.
00:49:48Scorpions!
00:49:49Let's go.
00:49:56I'm on your side.
00:49:58Don't hold back out there.
00:50:04Don't hold back out there.
00:50:09I'm done listening to you.
00:50:23Sun,
00:50:24right here!
00:50:25Mars!
00:50:35Guess you're not as good
00:50:36as your dad.
00:50:43God!
00:51:02Cool Duncan is on fire!
00:51:04The Scorpions are dominating.
00:51:07The Lightning better
00:51:07step it up.
00:51:13Hey, hey!
00:51:14Fuck!
00:51:15Fuck!
00:51:16Get up!
00:51:18Dude,
00:51:18what are you doing?
00:51:19Bro,
00:51:20why are you playing
00:51:20like you're alone?
00:51:22Just get back on defense.
00:51:38Half-time!
00:51:39Half-time!
00:51:45Half-time right now,
00:51:46the Lightning's down
00:51:47by 12 points.
00:51:48Will they make a comeback
00:51:49in the next half?
00:51:52This is embarrassing.
00:51:54I can't believe
00:51:55I have to throw
00:51:56the biggest game
00:51:56of my career.
00:51:57I'm supposed to be
00:51:58the leader,
00:51:59but I'm just letting
00:52:00everyone else down.
00:52:01If no one else
00:52:02can step up,
00:52:03then we're doomed.
00:52:09Guys,
00:52:10this game is not over.
00:52:11We just need to reset,
00:52:12play as a team,
00:52:13and we can still win this.
00:52:14You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:16You're one to talk,
00:52:17ball hog.
00:52:18You're not passing
00:52:19the ball, bro.
00:52:20If we lose,
00:52:21it's your fault.
00:52:23That's what you think, huh?
00:52:26All this?
00:52:27It's all his fault.
00:52:31It's all his fault.
00:52:32Coach hasn't been able
00:52:33to touch the ball
00:52:34because you refused
00:52:35to let it go.
00:52:36How is this his fault?
00:52:38You're fucking selfish.
00:52:39Selfish?
00:52:40Get the fuck off!
00:52:41Enough!
00:52:43Enough!
00:52:45It's the finals.
00:52:46If you want to embarrass yourself,
00:52:48go home!
00:52:49You go home!
00:52:51No.
00:52:59Why'd you have to send
00:53:00that goddamn contract?
00:53:02You fucked up!
00:53:03Contract is bullshit,
00:53:04Mars.
00:53:04I'm stringing them along.
00:53:06Robin is handling it.
00:53:08They're not gonna win this.
00:53:10You're lying.
00:53:11You think I put this jersey
00:53:12on to fuck up your game?
00:53:13I'm here to make sure
00:53:14that nothing and no one
00:53:15gets in your way.
00:53:16Bullshit.
00:53:17They'll just let me down again.
00:53:19Mars, listen to me.
00:53:21When your mother was killed,
00:53:22I swore off basketball
00:53:24and I was lost.
00:53:26But now I'm back.
00:53:27But I'm not back for me.
00:53:28I'm back for you.
00:53:30Now let's go out on that court
00:53:32together
00:53:32and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:54:03Welcome back from halftime.
00:54:06Mars is a goat in the making.
00:54:07He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:54:09Come on, boys.
00:54:11Let's go lightning.
00:54:13Come on.
00:54:13Get it.
00:54:17Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:23Dude.
00:54:24What the fuck?
00:54:25Don't skip him out of the game.
00:54:26He's trying to lose.
00:54:35We can still win this,
00:54:37but you have to trust me.
00:54:39If we play together,
00:54:40they can't beat us.
00:54:41Mars, you've got everything you need
00:54:42right here.
00:54:44Let's go out there
00:54:45and win this
00:54:46for the team.
00:54:52Let's go out of the team.
00:54:54Okay.
00:55:03Go, go.
00:55:04What's up?
00:55:05Go, go, go.
00:55:35Mars Davis just executed
00:55:37the snipers' kill shot dunk.
00:55:42It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:44Lightning is only down
00:55:45by two points now.
00:55:47Could my dad be him?
00:55:49The sniper.
00:55:51So these assholes want to die.
00:55:58You will lose this game
00:56:00or you and your son
00:56:01will commit career suicide.
00:56:02I'm not scared of you.
00:56:06Move!
00:56:07It's the beginning
00:56:08of the fourth quarter.
00:56:09The lightning are down by two.
00:56:11Will they make their comeback?
00:56:19Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:22If you want something done right,
00:56:25you have to do it yourself.
00:56:51What a comeback!
00:56:53With father and son working as a team,
00:56:56they might have a chance.
00:56:58The lightning are up by one.
00:57:00Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:03Whoa, hold on.
00:57:04Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:08Is this 2006?
00:57:10All we're missing
00:57:11is the god of ball himself.
00:57:18If you're not going to lose,
00:57:20I'll just have to beat you fair and square.
00:57:21The performance-enhancing drug I developed
00:57:24doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:26Team lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:28Show me what you got.
00:57:29Coach,
00:57:30be prepared to lose.
00:57:31It's been at least a decade
00:57:33since Tyler Murray
00:57:33played in a professional game.
00:57:36Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:38Shovel up, boys!
00:57:39We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:41Full-core press!
00:57:42Let's go, lightning!
00:57:44You know, Mars could be the GOAT
00:57:45if you train with a better coach.
00:57:47Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:48You can't control him.
00:57:50But I can.
00:57:59That's a foul, ref!
00:58:02You okay?
00:58:03When did he get so good?
00:58:06Here, come on.
00:58:08They're neck and neck.
00:58:10Only two minutes left.
00:58:12Team lightning is running out of time.
00:58:26Go, go, go!
00:58:27Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:28These losers can't beat us!
00:58:31We win at any cost!
00:58:33You get him!
00:58:36Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:39What?
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:23Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the lightning!
00:59:27They just won the 2006 UBA championship!
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:41Yes!
00:59:46Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:51You're gonna regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, coach.
00:59:56I know exactly what I've done.
00:59:58I know what you've done, too.
01:00:01This is far from over.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:07Yeah, boys!
01:00:12Yeah!
01:00:14Yeah!
01:00:14Yeah!
01:00:14Yeah!
01:00:15Yeah!
01:00:15Yeah!
01:00:16Yeah!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:19No one's gonna sell a winning team.
01:00:21Congratulations!
01:00:24If anybody was gonna save the lightning from extinction, I knew it was gonna be you, Mars.
01:00:28It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:34Congratulations, coach.
01:00:36Don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:41And, uh...
01:00:43I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:49Where'd you get this?
01:00:50Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:03Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:09Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:14Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:16These finals have showcased the battle for greatness.
01:01:20With more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:24But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:26Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:28You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:32Yeah!
01:01:33Yeah!
01:01:35Yeah!
01:01:35Yeah!
01:01:35Yeah!
01:01:36Yeah!
01:01:36Yeah!
01:01:36Yeah!
01:01:37Yeah!
01:01:38Yeah!
01:01:38We're not done yet for MVP.
01:01:40This rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:45Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:47Yeah!
01:01:51Yeah!
01:01:57Quick reflexes, coach.
01:01:59I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:01Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:02Oh, shit.
01:02:03Oh, shit.
01:02:04Oh, shit.
01:02:05Oh, shit.
01:02:05Oh, shit.
01:02:06Oh, shit.
01:02:07Oh, shit.
01:02:08Oh, shit.
01:02:08Oh, shit.
01:02:18Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:26If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:31I'll be sure that's not the champagne talking.
01:02:35Why don't you come find out?
01:02:46Close your eyes.
01:02:50Oh, shit.
01:02:58Oh, shit.
01:03:01Oh, shit.
01:03:09Oh, shit.
01:03:12Oh, shit.
01:03:13Oh, shit.
01:03:14Oh, shit.
01:03:14Oh, shit.
01:03:15Oh, shit.
01:03:15Oh, shit.
01:03:16Oh, shit.
01:03:16Oh, shit.
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:22Damn.
01:03:35I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:41Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:57You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:00Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:15Wrong time, bro.
01:04:16You better get a new suit.
01:04:17You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:22Murray, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:24I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:27Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:32I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law, too.
01:04:35They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:39Fine.
01:04:40Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:43They call, too.
01:04:45You sure about that?
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:50I got a plan.
01:04:58You look happy.
01:05:02And it's about to get even better.
01:05:05I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:11Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:14She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:18I'd love to.
01:05:29Gentlemen.
01:05:35Well, well, well.
01:05:37What do we have here?
01:05:44Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:49These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:55Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:02There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:11But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of...
01:06:15Well, you know what?
01:06:16I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:19Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:23Cole.
01:06:24It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:30And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:35And glory will be mine.
01:06:47Well, I see you and Robin.
01:06:52Well, she asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:00Damn.
01:07:01I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:03But you won't be needing that.
01:07:07Because I got this.
01:07:12There's only one of them.
01:07:30I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:35And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:37Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:40My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:46tickets.
01:07:51There's Tyler Murray, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:57They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:08:00Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:02Maybe.
01:08:02I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:25How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:29I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:31Hey, this man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:40Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:45Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:48Criminals.
01:08:50We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:55Thanks to me.
01:08:57Congratulations.
01:08:58Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:05You're sure about that?
01:09:07We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:10You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:09:11What do you know?
01:09:15Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:09:18But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:23Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:30Actually, I do.
01:09:38Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:40Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:46I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:52Security.
01:09:54This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:58Take a look.
01:09:59Judge for yourself.
01:10:08This ticket's legit.
01:10:13I told you.
01:10:14Robin invited me as her.
01:10:17Ah, yeah.
01:10:18I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:22What did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:25Not cool, bro.
01:10:26Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:29You are pitiful.
01:10:31Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:33It's quite despicable.
01:10:39No, you're despicable.
01:10:51Tyler Murray.
01:10:52How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:57A date?
01:10:59Oh, no.
01:11:00Don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:03I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:05Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:11You know, you could have had a real man with real money, real power.
01:11:15But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:21It can make sense, coach.
01:11:22Wow.
01:11:23You must have a really big...
01:11:27Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster couldn't find a date for the event.
01:11:32So she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:37So sad.
01:11:37But, you know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:43There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:50Don't touch her again.
01:11:54Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:59He's a total catch.
01:12:00Oh, my God.
01:12:02How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:04He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:07Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets and you see this greasy old man,
01:12:10you're going to give him your number?
01:12:13Oh, he has you fooled, too, doesn't he?
01:12:15I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:18How does a bum like this working at a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness get a job as
01:12:23a coach in the league?
01:12:24He's here now.
01:12:25That's irrelevant.
01:12:26Is it?
01:12:27Because the only logical explanation I can think of is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of
01:12:32Mari Gibbs,
01:12:33and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:38How did you get the job?
01:12:42How did you get the job?
01:12:48Omori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:52What?
01:12:53You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:56No way.
01:12:57That's when I played, and I would remember an ugly face like yours, so you're still lying.
01:13:0220 years ago, I was at the top of my game when my wife was murdered, and I was left
01:13:06with my infant son.
01:13:09Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:14No way.
01:13:15That was his wife?
01:13:17I started drinking.
01:13:18I lost myself in the grief and the guilt, so I walked away from my son because I didn't want
01:13:24the terrible thing that happened to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:27So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:29That's where I ran into Omori.
01:13:34What?
01:13:34Now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:37God.
01:13:38I bet he killed his wife, and that's why his son got taken away, and that's how you end up
01:13:42in a drive-thru.
01:13:48What the fuck?
01:13:57He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:03That's his son.
01:14:04The 2026 MVP, Mars Davis.
01:14:07He is a goat in the making.
01:14:09We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:14:14Grace.
01:14:16I'm sorry.
01:14:17I should have called.
01:14:20Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:27I hate to interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:14:35Talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:37You see?
01:14:38This man is dangerous.
01:14:40All right, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:14:43Not the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:45And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:14:52You can't do that.
01:14:54Yes, he can.
01:14:58You can't do that.
01:15:00Yes, he can.
01:15:03That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:15:10I wouldn't fuck with him.
01:15:11They're done for.
01:15:12Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room.
01:15:15And with his silver VIP ticket, he's probably the guest of honor himself.
01:15:21When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how I?
01:15:28I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:15:32You are ruining this prestigious event.
01:15:37Security!
01:15:42Remove this man.
01:15:44Get him out of here, fast food fraud.
01:15:47He's ruining everything.
01:15:49You're going to regret sending me away.
01:15:53Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:15:56I'm the most powerful man in this room, girly.
01:16:01So you better learn to respect me.
01:16:04Oh!
01:16:08You are hilarious, Benjamin.
01:16:11That's Commissioner Roger Gould.
01:16:13If anybody can set the record straight, it's him.
01:16:15You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:16:20If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room, look no further than the man in front of
01:16:24you.
01:16:26Hell.
01:16:29He's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:16:38Hey, Ronnie, are you going senile already?
01:16:41No, are you?
01:16:42You hand-delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:45You know what?
01:16:46Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement, because the league's going to shit under your management.
01:16:52And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is going to be getting you removed.
01:16:59You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:17:04As long as I have a say, you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:17:12Fine.
01:17:13Then it's cool.
01:17:14And I taught him everything he knows.
01:17:16And he listens to me.
01:17:17So get ready to bend the fucking knee.
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:21But you've got to prove you're not useless.
01:17:23Get this old man out of here, and I might take it easy on you.
01:17:26You know, Cole's right.
01:17:27If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:17:31You're all right.
01:17:32I don't belong here with you.
01:17:36I belong on that stage.
01:17:39Behind the podium.
01:17:40The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:17:46You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:17:50You think that you're getting inducted?
01:17:52They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:17:56You sure about that?
01:18:08That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:18:10That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:18:15Holy shit, it's you.
01:18:17Okay.
01:18:19Now you're impersonating the inductee.
01:18:22Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:18:25I can believe it.
01:18:27He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own.
01:18:32All right, all right.
01:18:33Where'd you steal this from?
01:18:34Check the name.
01:18:38No, it can't be.
01:18:50Tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:18:59Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame, Marcel Sniper Wallace.
01:19:26Congratulations.
01:19:27Coach Combo Meals, the fucking sniper?
01:19:30No way he conned you, Roddy, just like he conned this whole league.
01:19:34Look, I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:19:40Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:43I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
01:19:45I signed that as the agreement.
01:19:47You forced me into it.
01:19:48Eh, good enough.
01:19:49I can splice something together.
01:19:51This is blackmail.
01:19:52You won't get away with it.
01:19:54Obviously, this is a setup.
01:19:55He's trying to frame me.
01:19:56Nice try.
01:19:57But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight, and guess what?
01:20:00He squealed like a pig.
01:20:01That's right, Marie.
01:20:02You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:20:07And that ends now.
01:20:11This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep your people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:20:18says he is.
01:20:19I have had just about enough of you.
01:20:21I can prove that Marcel was and is the sniper.
01:20:35This is really you?
01:20:39I wanted to tell you sooner, but I wanted you to have your moment.
01:21:07You accused me of killing my wife, and you know the reason she's dead?
01:21:23No one threatens my son.
01:21:36Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:40Enjoy prison, Tyler.
01:21:44Tyler Murray, Cole Duncan, you're under arrest for illegally rigging league games for profit.
01:21:50You set me up, Billings, you're a cheater?
01:21:53A fucking murderer?
01:21:55I never should have hired you in the first place.
01:21:59From now on, my money's on tonight.
01:22:04Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case against you.
01:22:08And that was before you confessed to killing my wife.
01:22:10It's over, motherfucker.
01:22:11You promised you wouldn't say anything.
01:22:13You destroyed my career.
01:22:15I'm gonna fucking kill you!
01:22:16We're all gonna regret this.
01:22:18I'm gonna see every single one of you in court.
01:22:23That's what you did for my family.
01:22:41I am blessed to be here, to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play.
01:22:51But first, I would like to honor Regina Wallace.
01:22:55A mother and a wife taken too soon.
01:22:59But most of all, I'd like to thank my son, Mars.
01:23:03You gave me the courage to take my life back, and I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your
01:23:08old man a second chance.
01:23:09I lost my mom, and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life.
01:23:34So you've got your Hall of Fame title now?
01:23:37So what do you need me for?
01:23:42You were two weeks old when your mom was killed.
01:23:46I didn't know what to do.
01:23:48I didn't know how to raise you by myself.
01:23:50I had so much pain, and I just wanted it to go away.
01:23:56I needed you.
01:23:59You walked away when I was just a kid.
01:24:02I know.
01:24:04I abandoned you, my son.
01:24:07And I lived in fear, and guilt, and I'm sorry.
01:24:11I want to believe him.
01:24:13But after a lifetime of empty promises, I'm scared he'll walk away again.
01:24:20These are for you.
01:24:24It's 20 letters.
01:24:27I wrote one every year on your birthday.
01:24:31I never forgot you.
01:24:43I love you.
01:24:46So bad.
01:24:52I can't believe the sniper's my dad.
01:24:56There's a lot of things you don't know about me.
01:24:59Like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA?
01:25:05Mom would want you to be happy.
01:25:09So do I, I guess.
01:25:18I can't believe I'm dating the sniper.
01:25:27Your son's lucky to have you.
01:25:30I'm lucky one.
01:25:33Hey, Mars.
01:25:36You want to get a burger?
01:25:40You want to get one?
01:25:41Thanks, I'm finished.
01:25:42Hi, everybody.
01:25:42Bye-bye.
01:25:42Bye-bye.
01:25:43Miura'i want the three minutes of my honor,
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