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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:00:07Unbelievable comeback.
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17Got this, baby.
00:00:18You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight,
00:00:25I'm done with basketball.
00:00:26I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:28It'll just be us and our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:00:51Oh, the Sniper stole it.
00:00:54He's heading to the front court.
00:00:57We have three seconds left.
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release.
00:01:12No, he missed.
00:01:14Wait a sec.
00:01:15Is that his signature move?
00:01:16The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:01:23Yeah!
00:01:26Woo!
00:01:27Woo!
00:01:30Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:41Woo!
00:01:50The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:02:02I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:13Regina, no!
00:02:26My son.
00:02:29Take care of my son.
00:02:32No!
00:02:36So we've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who made the lightning
00:02:41champions.
00:02:42So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:52After the death of a family member, the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:03It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:03:07Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:09You'll regret it forever.
00:03:11This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:15I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:03:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:37I'll never play again.
00:03:45How could I be so blind?
00:03:50I put basketball before my family.
00:03:52I put them in danger.
00:03:54This is what I deserve.
00:03:56Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:58Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:00Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:02The Sniper.
00:04:03I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:07I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was, to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:23I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:27A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:32It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:37He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:40Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys.
00:04:48Bonus time.
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your mad skills that broke a record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:12or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:17I've lost everything.
00:05:18I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:20No thanks.
00:05:22I quit.
00:05:25Quit?
00:05:25I mean, good luck.
00:05:26Who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:40I'm sorry.
00:05:43We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:04Holy shit, that's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:06Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:08As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:11Hey, Marcel.
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:30We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:35No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:37The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:45I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:50Wait.
00:06:51I want to show you something.
00:07:03I want to show you something.
00:07:18I've never thought I'd keep myself back.
00:07:20You could, if you coach him to the finals.
00:07:24He'll never respect you, unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:28This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:32Marcel, I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:35Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:50But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51I'm only coaching.
00:07:52I'm not playing.
00:07:54I'll never play again.
00:08:09All right, listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're going to, I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we-
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:27What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:32I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:34What do they call you?
00:08:35Coach combo meal.
00:08:39No, no fucking way.
00:08:41He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:42He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:47I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:51Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so.
00:08:55What the hell is Mari thinking?
00:08:57We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:09:00You know, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:05You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:08If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you could make up for in precision.
00:09:12What do you know?
00:09:13The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flash.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:20Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:38Lucky shot.
00:09:39Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:41When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:44What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:48A shooting contest.
00:09:50Three extreme shots.
00:09:52The fastest one to make him wins.
00:09:53If you win, you can stay.
00:09:56But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:59And never come back.
00:10:03I never wanted to play again.
00:10:05Especially not against my own son.
00:10:07But if I have to prove myself to protect him...
00:10:10Deal.
00:10:15Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:19important game?
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:22Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:24He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:26He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:31All right.
00:10:33Three expert level shots.
00:10:34The step back three.
00:10:36The blind strike.
00:10:37And the clutch.
00:10:38Same sequence.
00:10:39Same time.
00:10:41You miss.
00:10:42You go again.
00:10:43No resets.
00:10:44No excuses.
00:10:46Three.
00:10:47Two.
00:10:48One.
00:10:50First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:53It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:58How could he make it?
00:10:59Did you see that?
00:11:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:08Even without looking.
00:11:12Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:14Finally, the clutch.
00:11:16The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:19It means you're out of time and energy and you have one last shot.
00:11:22I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:25I'm rookie of the year and you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:30There's no way you can-
00:11:31You're gonna get used to calling me coach.
00:11:38What?
00:11:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:07All right, everyone start sprints.
00:12:15Lars, you're the best player on this team. You can't just run off like that.
00:12:18You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:23Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:26Now I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:28You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:12:32You sure about that?
00:12:33Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:12:35But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:39Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:42And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:44We will win.
00:12:45It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:51I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:54I can't lose him forever.
00:12:58Son, wait.
00:13:03Okay, I'm sorry. Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:07Who did you steal this from?
00:13:12I didn't steal anything.
00:13:15Wait.
00:13:16So you're the lightnings new assistant coach?
00:13:19Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:22Recruiting from the drive-through.
00:13:25I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:27How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:31It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:34You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:36The lightning have been terrible ever since the sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:42Thanks to me, now the scorpions rule.
00:13:43We should make it look like an accident.
00:13:46The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:52You're no sniper.
00:13:53So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:56You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:59Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:02Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:05So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:12Hey.
00:14:13Don't you worry.
00:14:14Wants your greasy dad here?
00:14:16Wants your team straight to the ground?
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:28You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:30The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:33So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:37I'll let the score speak for itself.
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:49I need to look the part.
00:14:57The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel, but thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Mars
00:15:02Davis, they're in the playoffs going head to head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:11Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
00:15:33Is that the burger guy?
00:15:34No.
00:15:35It can't be.
00:15:36They call him coach combo meal.
00:15:38There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:43Everybody expects us to fail tonight, but if we focus, stick to the game plan, we can prove the world
00:15:48wrong.
00:15:48It's your show coach.
00:15:50Good luck.
00:15:51Only if we played two, this team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:56Time to break the curse.
00:15:58All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:06Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:08Combo meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:13Let's win this.
00:16:14Lightning on three.
00:16:15One, two, three.
00:16:16Lightning!
00:16:25Remember this face.
00:16:26I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:46The ball movement, boys.
00:16:52Take it, baby.
00:16:59Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:03It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:06Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:09Mars Davis' father?
00:17:11Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14These losers are humiliating you.
00:17:17Let's go, boys.
00:17:19Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:26Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:28Wait.
00:17:30No.
00:17:37What do you need to do?
00:17:52Where's the Fowl, ref?
00:17:54Come on!
00:17:55Fowl, come on, man!
00:17:57Where's the Fowl ref?
00:17:58Come on!
00:18:07Where's the Fowl ref?
00:18:08Oh, Red, come on!
00:18:20Go block, stop, stop.
00:18:22They're scared. Don't back down.
00:18:24Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:18:32Stitches on Mars!
00:18:39Focus up, behind the line.
00:18:47Get!
00:18:58Yo! What?
00:19:00What's wrong with you?
00:19:01Hey!
00:19:02Hey!
00:19:03Call it right, yo!
00:19:05You blind, ref?
00:19:08Red, number 15, foul.
00:19:13I can't go down. Not like this.
00:19:18This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:19:25I told you, they would dominate this team of washed-up losers.
00:19:35We're all out of subs.
00:19:36Your last chance to win us.
00:19:38We have to forfeit.
00:19:43Wait!
00:19:44You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:19:47I already drew up a player contract, just in case.
00:19:50Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:19:54You want me to play?
00:19:55You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:19:58And between you and me, I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:20:04You can save us.
00:20:05And win it all.
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight-point
00:20:14deficit in 15 seconds.
00:20:16It's impossible.
00:20:17Go out there, coach.
00:20:19And I'll knock you down so hard, you know.
00:20:21We back up.
00:20:24If we lose, it's all over.
00:20:27The team.
00:20:28My career.
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am, I put my son in danger too.
00:20:43I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:20:46I knew you're just a useless deadbeat.
00:20:49All you ever do is quit.
00:20:52I can't lose my son again.
00:20:56Morp it! Morp it! Morp it! Morp it! Morp it! Morp it! Morp it!
00:21:01This team night lightning has no choice.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:08Give me a jersey.
00:21:10I'll play.
00:21:12I can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:21:16Wait a minute.
00:21:17Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:20Is he gonna play?
00:21:23The coach is warming up now!
00:21:29I'm back.
00:21:34The sniper finally shoots again.
00:21:37Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:21:39He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:21:42Unless he's got the skills to match, the lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:21:46They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:21:49There's no way he can pull this off.
00:21:52You know, when you lose it, it'll actually be nice.
00:21:55I'll come by the restaurant and you can both put the fries in my bag.
00:21:58That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:22:03What is he doing?
00:22:05He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:22:08What the hell's he doing?
00:22:09That loser's blowing the game.
00:22:12What are you, drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:14Is he trying to score?
00:22:16That's impossible!
00:22:18Nobody could score from the backcourt!
00:22:35No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:22:38Who is this guy?
00:23:16That's a record-breaking shot.
00:23:18I haven't seen style like that in 20 years.
00:23:22The lightning is still down by five, with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:23:25Back it up, geezer.
00:23:26Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back.
00:23:28You still need a miracle to win.
00:23:31Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:33We might have a chance.
00:23:34Game's not over. Full court press.
00:23:36Got it.
00:23:40Give it up, old man. It's too late.
00:23:42You sure about that?
00:23:43When we win, I'm going to need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:23:47When you lose, you and your chocomest son are going to leave this league,
00:23:52and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:23:54Flipping burgers.
00:23:55You're on.
00:24:03How are you supposed to win? You can't hold on to the ball.
00:24:05This old man is too good.
00:24:11For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:24:13Seven seconds on the clock, and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:17If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:24:25Run down the clock!
00:24:40Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:42With three seconds left, the game is tied.
00:24:45One more basket, and Coach Combo makes history.
00:24:49It's only three seconds left.
00:24:51Can you really do this?
00:24:55Lightning on three.
00:24:57One, two, three.
00:24:59Lightning!
00:25:02This one's for you, son.
00:25:10This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs.
00:25:14And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:25:18He came out of nowhere, but he looked so familiar.
00:25:27He'll all be worth it when you win, and Murray gets us paid.
00:25:48Let's go, whatever it takes.
00:25:51You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:25:55How did he get past you?
00:25:58I don't know, scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:26:04If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:26:07Then triple fucking team him!
00:26:11Triple team won't work on me.
00:26:28Oh my God, he has the ball.
00:26:32That's a foul!
00:26:46See?
00:26:47I told you we'd choke.
00:26:49I don't choke.
00:26:50Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:26:52Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:26:54It's the kill shot!
00:27:00I don't choke.
00:27:01Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:27:04Oh my God, that's the sniper's signature move!
00:27:06It's the kill shot!
00:27:07It's the killing shot!
00:27:07Oh no!
00:27:31Wow!
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:41The missing god of balls?
00:27:52That was the sniper's signature move.
00:27:55No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:28:01He's done it!
00:28:03Coach Carmoville and the lightnings go to the finals!
00:28:09This man just made history.
00:28:14That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:19Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:28:22Coach, you retiring?
00:28:24I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:30When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-thru get-ups, I had no idea you were
00:28:35the legend.
00:28:36All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:39I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:28:41You all won this game.
00:28:43This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:28:50My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:55Good game, guys.
00:28:57We'll take that apology now.
00:28:58I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:29:02You got the win.
00:29:04All for you, son.
00:29:06But you learn to play like that.
00:29:07It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:29:10I thought the same thing.
00:29:12Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:17Are you him?
00:29:21Are you him?
00:29:26Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:39How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:42Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:44No way.
00:29:46The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:29:48And he's never coming back.
00:29:50We should make it look like an accident.
00:29:52Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:57I made sure of that myself.
00:30:01Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:30:07your career in the league is over.
00:30:11You want to threaten me?
00:30:13I'm a champion.
00:30:15The league's best coach.
00:30:18Wow.
00:30:21Then prove it.
00:30:22Get the finals win or clean out your office.
00:30:28What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:32You got lucky.
00:30:33Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:30:37aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:30:39We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:43I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:52My God, he did it.
00:30:54Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:30:57Could it be?
00:30:59No.
00:31:00That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:31:03Congratulations, Dean Langdon!
00:31:11Front and center, coach.
00:31:13We wouldn't be here without you.
00:31:14Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:31:21That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:25Look, coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:27I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:30I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:33What do you say?
00:31:34Hey, I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:40What do you think, Morris?
00:31:41Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:45What do you think, Morris?
00:31:47Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:49You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal,
00:31:52but if you can get us that trophy,
00:31:55then maybe I'll call you, coach.
00:31:57After my wife was murdered,
00:31:58I thought I was done with basketball forever.
00:32:01I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:32:03Coach Rush,
00:32:05I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:32:10I am not letting this fast food fraud
00:32:13get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:28All right, everyone.
00:32:31Lightning on three.
00:32:32One, two, three.
00:32:35Not so fast.
00:32:42He assaulted my player.
00:32:45Challenging the call.
00:32:49Assaulted?
00:32:50You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:51You elbowed him in the chest,
00:32:53and he collapsed.
00:32:54It should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:55It's a fair play.
00:32:56I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:57Bullshit!
00:32:58You knew that you couldn't compete
00:33:00with my number one draft pick.
00:33:01So while everyone was distracted
00:33:03with your unsportsmanlike flopping,
00:33:05you pushed him.
00:33:07You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career.
00:33:12You bitter old fuck.
00:33:16You just want no real talent when you see it.
00:33:18Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up
00:33:21and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:22You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:26This team earned their position here.
00:33:29It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:32We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:34You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:37My advice, go back to flipping burgers
00:33:39before you hurt someone else.
00:33:41Not a chance.
00:33:43What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic
00:33:45who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:48The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals,
00:33:50unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:53Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:56Maybe that was a mistake.
00:34:01I mean, clearly, he's not here for the team.
00:34:04He's just here for himself.
00:34:06I mean, you took my spot in the game.
00:34:08What, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:10You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:34:12How can any of us trust you?
00:34:14My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:34:18Your son's right.
00:34:20I collapsed on court.
00:34:22He's an addict.
00:34:23Feels like he drugged me.
00:34:24You all saw the play.
00:34:26He didn't touch you.
00:34:27He's seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:29You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:34:32That's fine.
00:34:33But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:41Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:44What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:46You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:34:50You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:53Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:56My son made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:34:59Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:35:02Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:35:03Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:35:08If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:35:12Hold on, Mr. Commissioner.
00:35:16We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:19I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to
00:35:22the final fair and square.
00:35:24Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:35:26Let's go.
00:35:30And I don't play dirty.
00:35:31For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:37Don't be so naive.
00:35:38Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:40Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:35:42I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:45Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:48But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:52Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55He's got mad skills.
00:35:57Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:01Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:36:06Stop.
00:36:16This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:20We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:22It was fair.
00:36:23So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed-up has-beens that you actually
00:36:30know ball?
00:36:32What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair player?
00:36:36Don't take the bait.
00:36:37Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:39Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:36:41Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:46Congratulations, Coach.
00:36:49That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:37:06The Lightning won fair and square.
00:37:08Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:37:11Who the hell are you?
00:37:16Who the hell are you?
00:37:17That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:19He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:24Isn't that right?
00:37:25You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:31Oh, what's this?
00:37:32Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:34Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:44I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:47I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:50Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:53You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:57I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:38:01You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:38:06You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:38:11Boss, are you okay?
00:38:13Boss?
00:38:16Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:29Roderick Gould?
00:38:30Hey, hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:38:33Mr. Commissioner, I'm sorry.
00:38:35I have a concussion.
00:38:36You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:39Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:44You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:46Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:47Look, basketball.
00:38:48It's my life.
00:38:50Please, I will do anything.
00:38:51Save it.
00:38:52Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:56Go.
00:39:04I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:39:06Don't blame me.
00:39:08I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:39:10How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:13His face is so familiar.
00:39:15Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:39:20Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:22You mean head coach.
00:39:26Congratulations.
00:39:27You're going to the finals.
00:39:31Let's go, boss.
00:39:33You're going to the finals.
00:39:40You deserve it, son.
00:39:45Wrong.
00:39:46You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:49Couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:39:57Means a lot.
00:40:01Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:40:04Yeah?
00:40:06Thank you so much, sir.
00:40:07I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:40:10He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:40:13Would he believe me now?
00:40:14Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:17Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:21Did you train with him or something?
00:40:25I got to meet the press.
00:40:27But I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:29Excuse me.
00:40:31Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:33Yeah!
00:40:35Sorry, Sap and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:40:40It's a history-making day here at the league finals, with the Lightning facing off against
00:40:45the Scorpions.
00:40:46Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything
00:40:52could happen.
00:40:53The Scorpion have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:40:59It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:41:02Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:04We barely made it through the playoffs, and the Scorpions, they body every single team
00:41:09they play.
00:41:10We need our star point guard.
00:41:13Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:18You got this team to the final, but if Mars is MIA, they're going to be humiliated on that
00:41:24court.
00:41:26The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:29We won't let them win.
00:41:31You sure about that?
00:41:34You and your jacked-out team of amateurs, no match for us.
00:41:39All right, the only hope you have is Mars, but, uh, where's he at?
00:41:46Does he know the game starts him now?
00:41:48Hope he turns up.
00:42:02Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:42:04You're going to come alone, and you'll tell no one.
00:42:07Otherwise, you're never going to see your son again.
00:42:13Take care of our son.
00:42:17I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:21The game starts in an hour.
00:42:22You can't leave now.
00:42:23Mars doesn't show who's going to stop him.
00:42:25You figure it out.
00:42:25I have to find him.
00:42:27Let him go.
00:42:28It's his son.
00:42:32He'll come back.
00:42:45Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:47What the fuck, man?
00:42:49Let me go.
00:42:50Well, I can't do that.
00:42:52You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:54Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:57I want to see if he's going to pick you or his basketball career.
00:43:00What do you think?
00:43:05Wow.
00:43:09You actually showed up.
00:43:11You picked your son over your own career.
00:43:14Father of the year.
00:43:17Tyler, your problems are with me, not myself.
00:43:19You're damn right they are.
00:43:20I was born to be a winner.
00:43:23I was born to be a winner.
00:43:24A winner!
00:43:25They have money and power and respect.
00:43:29I didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal
00:43:34it from me.
00:43:35Cut him loose, and we can talk about this.
00:43:41You want to talk?
00:43:42There is nothing to talk about.
00:43:44A stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:43:48And it almost exposed a very delicate operation.
00:43:52So you're going to throw the game today, and I'm going to be champion.
00:43:57Or what?
00:43:58So glad you asked.
00:44:02Or your son is going to suffer!
00:44:08Fine.
00:44:09We'll throw the game.
00:44:11What?
00:44:13Let me just untie him.
00:44:15You think I'm stupid?
00:44:17I'm just going to take your word?
00:44:19No.
00:44:20Well, I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:22A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:25Says, I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit, including the 2026 finals.
00:44:35Yadda, yadda, yadda.
00:44:36Blah, blah, blah.
00:44:37Sign this.
00:44:39Throw the game.
00:44:40And no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:44:44This motherfucker's scared shitless.
00:44:46Don't sign anything.
00:44:55Your son has no manners.
00:44:58I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:45:04Now you're going to sign the contract, or I'm going to break his legs.
00:45:07Don't fucking touch him.
00:45:10All right, you have five seconds.
00:45:13Oh, I'm going to break him.
00:45:15He's bluffing.
00:45:15Don't listen to him.
00:45:17Five.
00:45:19Four.
00:45:20Don't.
00:45:20Three.
00:45:21You can't lose like this.
00:45:22Two.
00:45:24One.
00:45:27Ah!
00:45:31Five.
00:45:32Five.
00:45:33Four.
00:45:34Don't.
00:45:35Three.
00:45:35You can't lose like this.
00:45:36Two.
00:45:38One.
00:45:41Ah!
00:45:43I'm sorry, the fucking contract!
00:45:51That's a good choice.
00:45:53I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:45:55You shaved your son's legs.
00:45:58And murdered his career.
00:46:01But like I said, father of the year.
00:46:06Now, while I have you here, one more thing.
00:46:08I'm just going to need you to admit to what you just did.
00:46:10I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:46:12I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
00:46:15I signed the contract.
00:46:16That was the agreement.
00:46:18I'll splice something together.
00:46:19It's fine.
00:46:21This is blackmail.
00:46:22You won't get away with it.
00:46:27Watch me.
00:46:30Let's go, boys.
00:46:33Let's go, boys.
00:46:44Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:46What did you want me to do?
00:46:47Let him break your legs?
00:46:48You'd never play ball again.
00:46:49No!
00:46:51I wanted you to fight for me!
00:46:53Our team!
00:46:55You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:46:57Just like you always do.
00:46:59I gave up my career!
00:47:00For you!
00:47:01Don't you get it?
00:47:03If you go down, I go down with you!
00:47:07I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:47:11I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:47:14Mars.
00:47:18Mars is right.
00:47:19If those bastards take the championship, then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:47:25The last time I won the finals, I lost everything.
00:47:45But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:47:47I won't let them win.
00:47:49But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:47:54Marcel, thank God.
00:47:55Are you and Mar...
00:47:56No, we're fine.
00:47:57I need a favor.
00:47:58We're on the street.
00:47:59It's Coach Murray.
00:47:59It's rigging games for Prof.
00:48:04Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals.
00:48:10Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:48:16This is the biggest rival in UBA history.
00:48:38The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:48:43Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the sniper.
00:48:56Wait a minute.
00:48:57Coach Combo Meal is here?
00:49:04Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:49:06You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:49:10I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:49:13They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:19You showed up.
00:49:20You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:49:24You see, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:49:26Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:30That's what he thinks.
00:49:31What can I say?
00:49:32I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:49:34Yeah, of course you couldn't.
00:49:38This team's already imploding.
00:49:40Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:49:43Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but I just don't care.
00:49:48Scorpions, let's go.
00:49:56I'm on your side.
00:49:58Don't hold back out there.
00:50:04Don't hold back out there.
00:50:09I'm done listening to you.
00:50:23Son, right here.
00:50:25Mars!
00:50:35Guess what I was gonna do, Dad?
00:50:41God!
00:51:02Pulled Duncan is on fire!
00:51:04The scorpions are dominating.
00:51:07The lightning better step it up.
00:51:12Hey, hey!
00:51:14Fuck!
00:51:15Fuck!
00:51:16Get up!
00:51:17Dude, what are you doing?
00:51:19Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:22Just get back on defense.
00:51:38Half time.
00:51:45Half time right now.
00:51:46The lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:48Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:52This is embarrassing.
00:51:54I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:51:57I'm supposed to be the leader.
00:51:59But I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:52:01If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:52:09Guys, this game is not over.
00:52:11We just need to reset, play as a team,
00:52:13and we can still win this.
00:52:15You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:16You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:52:18You're not passing the ball, bruh.
00:52:20If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:23That's what you think, huh?
00:52:25All this?
00:52:27It's all his fault.
00:52:31It's all his fault.
00:52:32Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball
00:52:34because you refused to let it go.
00:52:36How is this his fault?
00:52:38You're fucking selfish.
00:52:39Selfish?
00:52:40Get the fuck off.
00:52:41Enough!
00:52:43Enough!
00:52:45It's the finals.
00:52:46If you want to embarrass yourself, go home.
00:52:49You go home.
00:52:59Why'd you have to send that goddamn contract?
00:53:02You fucked up.
00:53:03Contract is bullshit, Mars.
00:53:05I'm stringing them along.
00:53:07Robin is handling it.
00:53:08They're not going to win this.
00:53:10You're lying.
00:53:11You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:53:13I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:53:16Bullshit.
00:53:17They'll just let me down again.
00:53:19Mars, listen to me.
00:53:21When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:53:24And I was lost.
00:53:26But now I'm back.
00:53:27But I'm not back for me.
00:53:28I'm back for you.
00:53:30Now let's go out on that court together
00:53:32and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:40Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:41The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:53:45Mars.
00:53:48God damn it!
00:53:51God.
00:53:55That's your star player?
00:53:57When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:54:01I'll draft him just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:54:06Mars is a goat in the making.
00:54:07He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:54:09Come on, boys.
00:54:11Let's go lightning!
00:54:13Come on.
00:54:13Get it.
00:54:17Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:23Dude!
00:54:24What the fuck?
00:54:25Don't skip him out of the game.
00:54:26He's trying to lose.
00:54:35We can still win this.
00:54:37But you have to trust me.
00:54:39If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:54:41Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:54:44Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:54:46ular, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team,
00:55:04team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team,
00:55:04team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team,
00:55:04team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team team, team,
00:55:04team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team3, team, team, team, team, team, team team, team team, team, team,
00:55:04team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team, team,
00:55:16Oh, my God.
00:55:35Mars Davis just executed the sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:55:42It's the end of the third quarter. Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:47Could my dad be him? The sniper.
00:55:51So these assholes want to die.
00:55:58You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:02I'm not scared of you.
00:56:06Move!
00:56:07It's the beginning of the fourth quarter. The Lightning are down by two.
00:56:11Will they make their comeback?
00:56:19Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:22If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:56:51What a comeback.
00:56:53With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:56:58The Lightning are up by one. Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:03Whoa, hold on. Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:08Is this 2006? All we're missing is the God of Ball himself.
00:57:18If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to beat you fair and square.
00:57:21The performance-enhancing drug I developed doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:26Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:28Show me what you got.
00:57:29Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:31It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:36Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:38Shovel up, boys!
00:57:39We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:41Full-core press!
00:57:42Let's go, Lightning!
00:57:44You know, Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:57:47Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:48You can't control him, but I can.
00:57:59That's a foul, ref!
00:58:02You okay?
00:58:03When did he get so good?
00:58:06Here, come on.
00:58:08They're neck and neck.
00:58:10Only two minutes left.
00:58:12Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:26Go, go, go!
00:58:27Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:29These losers can't beat us!
00:58:31We win at any cost!
00:58:33You get him!
00:58:36Where are you going to go now, dipshit?
00:58:39What?
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since they've been in the middle of the game.
00:59:18He's the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:23Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the Lightning!
00:59:27They just won the 2006 UBA Championship!
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:41Yes!
00:59:42Yes!
00:59:46Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:52You're going to regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, coach.
00:59:56I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:00This is far from over.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:07Yeah, boy!
01:00:09Yeah!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:19No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:21No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:24If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
01:00:28Mars.
01:00:28It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:34So let's go.
01:00:34Congratulations, coach.
01:00:36Uh, don't tell anybody that I was rooting for you.
01:00:40and uh i came across this old basketball card
01:00:49where'd you get this is my dad really the sniper
01:01:03now for the presentation of the larry o'brien championship trophy
01:01:07and the michael jordan mvp here is uva commissioner roderick gould
01:01:14good evening ladies and gentlemen these finals have showcased the battle for greatness
01:01:19with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before but one incredible team prevailed
01:01:26congratulations team lightning you are the 2026 league champions
01:01:37we're not done yet for mvp this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes
01:01:46congratulations mars davis
01:01:57quick reflexes coach i'd love to know what else you could do with those hands
01:02:01maybe i'll show you something
01:02:18thanks for getting me home safe
01:02:26if it isn't obvious i like you marcel
01:02:31make sure that's not the champagne talking
01:02:35why don't you come find out
01:02:46close your eyes
01:02:54you
01:02:58you
01:03:03you
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:22Damn.
01:03:35I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:41Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:57You've got potential, Rookie.
01:03:59Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:15Wrong time, bro.
01:04:16You better get a new suit.
01:04:17You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:22Mart, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:24I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:27Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:32I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too.
01:04:35They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:39Fine.
01:04:40Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:43And Cole too.
01:04:45You sure about that?
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:50I got a plan.
01:04:58You look happy.
01:05:02And it's about to get even better.
01:05:05I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:11Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:14She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:18I'd love to.
01:05:29I'd love to.
01:05:29Gentlemen.
01:05:36Well, well, well.
01:05:37What do we have here?
01:05:44Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:49These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:55Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:02There is something that ranks higher.
01:06:04And that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:11But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:06:15Well, you know what? I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:19Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:23Cole.
01:06:24It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:27Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:29And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:35And glory will be mine.
01:06:47Well, I see you.
01:06:50You and Robin?
01:06:52What about?
01:06:54She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:00Damn.
01:07:01I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:03But, you won't be needing that.
01:07:07Cause I got this.
01:07:12There's only one of them.
01:07:30I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:35And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:37Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:40My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:07:46tickets.
01:07:51There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:57They've got silver VIP tickets. Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:01Maybe.
01:08:02I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:25How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:29I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:32This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:40Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:45Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:48The criminals.
01:08:50We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:55Thanks to me.
01:08:57Congratulations.
01:08:58Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:05Are you sure about that?
01:09:07We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:10You're just some pathetic nobody.
01:09:12What do you know?
01:09:15Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:09:19But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:23Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:30Actually, I do.
01:09:38Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:40Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:46I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:09:52Security.
01:09:54This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:58Take a look.
01:09:59Judge for yourself.
01:10:08This ticket's legit.
01:10:13I told you.
01:10:14Robin invited me as her.
01:10:17Oh, yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:22What did you, seducer with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:25Not cool, bro.
01:10:26Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:29You are pitiful.
01:10:31Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:34It's quite despicable.
01:10:39No, you're despicable.
01:10:51Tyler Murray, how dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:57A date?
01:10:59Oh, no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:03I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:05Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:11You know, you could have had a real man.
01:11:13With real money, real power.
01:11:15But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody
01:11:17that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:21It can make sense, coach.
01:11:23Wow.
01:11:23You must have a really big...
01:11:27Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster
01:11:30couldn't find a date for the event,
01:11:32so she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:37So sad.
01:11:38You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:43There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:50Don't touch her again.
01:11:55Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:59He's a total catch.
01:12:01Oh, my God.
01:12:02How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:04He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:06Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets
01:12:09and you see this greasy old man, you're gonna give him your number?
01:12:13Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:12:15I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:18How does a bum like this working a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:22get a job as a coach in the league?
01:12:24He's here now. That's irrelevant.
01:12:26Is it?
01:12:27Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:12:29is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of Mari Gibbs
01:12:33and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:38How did you get the job?
01:12:42How did you get the job?
01:12:48Omori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:52What?
01:12:53You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:56No way. That's when I played
01:12:58and I would remember an ugly face like yours,
01:13:00so you're still lying.
01:13:0220 years ago I was at the top of my game
01:13:04when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:13:08The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:14No way. That was his wife?
01:13:17I started drinking.
01:13:18I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:21So I walked away from my son because
01:13:23I didn't want the terrible thing that happened to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:26So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:29That's where I ran into Omori.
01:13:34What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:37God.
01:13:38I bet he killed his wife
01:13:39and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:41and that's how you end up in a drive-thru.
01:13:48What the fuck?
01:13:57He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:03that's his son the 2026 mvp mars davis he is a goat in the making we've had our differences
01:14:11but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death grace i'm sorry i should have called
01:14:20mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships
01:14:27maybe interrupt this precious family moment but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife
01:14:35talk about my wife one more time you see this man is dangerous all right your disgraceful father
01:14:41should be in a cell not the biggest basketball event of the year and after i'm inducted into
01:14:47the hall of fame i'll make sure you never touch a basketball again you can't do that yes he can
01:14:58you can't do that yes he can
01:15:03that's ben billings the owner of the most successful franchise in history the scorpions
01:15:09i wouldn't fuck with him they're done for tyler murray is one of the most powerful men in this
01:15:15room and with his silver vip ticket he's probably the guest of honor himself when he tells you
01:15:23to jump i'd say how i i don't jump off the court especially for small men like you you are
01:15:34ruining
01:15:34this prestigious event security
01:15:41remove this man get him out of here fast food fraud ruining everything you're gonna regret sending me away
01:15:53who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders i'm the most powerful man in this room
01:16:00girlie so you better learn to respect me oh
01:16:08you are hilarious benjamin that's commissioner roger gould
01:16:12if anybody can set the record straight it's him
01:16:15you're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe
01:16:20if you're looking for the most powerful person in this room look no further than the man in front of
01:16:24you
01:16:26hell
01:16:29he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league
01:16:38hey ronnie are you going senile already no are you
01:16:41you hand delivered us two vip silver tickets
01:16:45you know what maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement
01:16:48because the league's going to shit under your management
01:16:52and after i get into the hall of fame my first order is going to be getting you removed
01:16:59you think you're the one being honored here tonight
01:17:04as long as i have a say
01:17:06you will never make it into the hall of fame
01:17:12fine then it's cool and i taught him everything he knows
01:17:16and he listens to me so get ready to bend the fucking knee
01:17:19yeah but you gotta prove you're not useless
01:17:23get this old man out of here and i might take it easy on you
01:17:26you know cole's right if he was the inductee
01:17:29you would have the power to send me away
01:17:31you're all right i don't belong here with you
01:17:36i belong on that stage
01:17:39behind the podium
01:17:39the only person allowed up there
01:17:42is the legend who's being inducted tonight
01:17:45you are a self-righteous self-centered prick
01:17:49you think that you're getting inducted
01:17:52they haven't even announced who has the gold ring
01:17:55you sure about that
01:18:07that looks like the one and only golden ring
01:18:10that means he must be the hall of fame legend
01:18:15holy shit it's you
01:18:17okay okay
01:18:19now you're impersonating the inductee
01:18:22just when i thought you couldn't stoop any lower
01:18:26i can believe it
01:18:27he's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own
01:18:32all right all right
01:18:33where'd you steal this from
01:18:34check the name
01:18:38no it can't be
01:18:50tonight is both my honor
01:18:53and my privilege
01:18:54to induct a legend amongst men
01:18:58into basketball history
01:18:59please put your hands together
01:19:01and welcome into the hall of fame
01:19:06marcel
01:19:07sniper
01:19:08wallace
01:19:25congratulations
01:19:27coach combo meals the fucking sniper
01:19:29no way
01:19:30he conned you roddy
01:19:32just like he conned this whole league
01:19:33look i have proof
01:19:35that this man has been
01:19:36rigging games illegally for profit this season
01:19:40is this what you're talking about
01:19:42i'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit
01:19:45i signed that as the agreement
01:19:47you forced me into it
01:19:48meh
01:19:49good enough
01:19:49i can splice something together
01:19:51this is blackmail
01:19:52you won't get away with it
01:19:54obviously this is a setup
01:19:55he's trying to frame me
01:19:56nice try
01:19:57but billings was apprehended earlier tonight
01:19:59and guess what
01:20:00he squealed like a pig
01:20:01that's right murray
01:20:02you and billings have been rigging games
01:20:05right out of the league's nose for years
01:20:07and that ends now
01:20:11this is clearly some elaborate scheme
01:20:14to keep you people distracted
01:20:15from the fact that this man
01:20:17isn't who he says he is
01:20:18i have had just about enough of you
01:20:21i can prove that marcel was
01:20:23and is
01:20:26the sniper
01:20:34this
01:20:37this is really you
01:20:39i wanted to tell you sooner
01:20:41but
01:20:41i wanted you to have your moment
01:20:45fuck this
01:20:47my guy
01:20:48i just killed you
01:20:49instead of your useless wife
01:20:50all of this would be mine
01:20:52the championships
01:20:53the glory
01:20:53the
01:20:57you
01:20:57you accuse me
01:20:59of killing my wife
01:21:00and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:02stay back with me
01:21:03or i will kill him for real
01:21:07you accuse me
01:21:08of killing my wife
01:21:10and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:11stay back with me
01:21:13or i will kill him for real
01:21:23no one threatens my son
01:21:36enjoy prison tyler
01:21:40enjoy prison tyler
01:21:44tyler murray
01:21:45cool duncan
01:21:46you're under arrest
01:21:47for illegally
01:21:48breaking league games
01:21:49for profit
01:21:50you set me up
01:21:51billingsley
01:21:52you're a cheater
01:21:53a fucking murderer
01:21:55i never should have hired you
01:21:57in the first place
01:21:59from now on
01:22:00my money's on
01:22:02tonight
01:22:04benny gave us everything
01:22:05that we needed
01:22:06for an outright case against you
01:22:07and that was before you confessed
01:22:09to killing my wife
01:22:10it's over motherfucker
01:22:11she promised you wouldn't say anything
01:22:13you destroyed my career
01:22:15i'm gonna fucking
01:22:15kill you
01:22:16we're all gonna regret this
01:22:18i'm gonna see every single one of you in court
01:22:23that's what you did for my family
01:22:41i am blessed to be here
01:22:43to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:51but first
01:22:52i would like to honor
01:22:54regina wallace
01:22:55a mother
01:22:56and a wife
01:22:57taken too soon
01:22:59but most of all
01:23:00i'd like to thank
01:23:01my son mars
01:23:03you gave me the courage
01:23:04to take my life back
01:23:05and
01:23:06i wouldn't be here
01:23:07if you hadn't given your old man
01:23:08a second chance
01:23:09i lost my mom
01:23:11and my dad lied to me
01:23:12about who he was
01:23:13my whole life
01:23:34so you've got your hall of fame title now
01:23:37so what do you need me for
01:23:42you were two weeks old when your mom was killed
01:23:46i didn't know what to do
01:23:48i didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:50i had so much pain and i just wanted it to go away
01:23:56i needed you
01:23:59you walked away when i was just a kid
01:24:02i know
01:24:04i abandoned you
01:24:05my son
01:24:07and i lived in fear and guilt
01:24:09and i'm sorry
01:24:10i want to believe him
01:24:12but after a lifetime of empty promises
01:24:15i'm scared he'll walk away again
01:24:20these are for you
01:24:24it's twenty letters
01:24:27i wrote one every year on your birthday
01:24:31i never forgot you
01:24:40thank you
01:24:43i love you
01:24:46thank you
01:24:47so bad
01:24:52i can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:56there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:24:59like
01:25:00how you're hooking up with the cfo of the uba
01:25:05mom would want you to be happy
01:25:09so do i i guess
01:25:18can't believe i'm dating the sniper
01:25:27your son's lucky to have you
01:25:30i'm lucky one
01:25:33hey mars
01:25:36you want to get a burger
01:25:37you want to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy
01:25:39to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be
01:25:40happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to
01:25:42be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy
01:25:43to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be
01:25:43happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to
01:25:43be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy
01:25:43to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be
01:25:43happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to
01:25:43be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy
01:25:43to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be happy to be
01:25:43happy
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