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00:00:03Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:00:07Unbelievable comeback.
00:00:09If the Sniper can clinch a finals victory for the Lightning,
00:00:11he will be crowned the League's God of Ball.
00:00:17Got this, baby.
00:00:18You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:00:21I never could have done this without you.
00:00:23And after the win tonight,
00:00:25I'm done with basketball.
00:00:26I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:00:28It'll just be us and our son.
00:00:36I love you.
00:00:38Kill him, Sniper.
00:00:43The Lightning's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball.
00:00:47They need one more stop to get the ball.
00:00:49Tyler Murray shoots it.
00:00:51Oh, the Sniper stole it.
00:00:54He's heading to the front court.
00:00:57We have three seconds left.
00:00:59Can the Sniper save the game?
00:01:05This is for you, baby.
00:01:10There's the release.
00:01:12No, he missed.
00:01:14Wait a sec.
00:01:15Is that his signature move?
00:01:16The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the League Finals.
00:01:23Yeah!
00:01:26Woo!
00:01:27Woo!
00:01:30Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:31Woo!
00:01:41Woo!
00:01:42Nice.
00:01:42Fifth.
00:01:42Sniper'll do this without you.
00:01:51The Sniper'll never steal another trophy from me again.
00:01:57SPEAKER 1
00:02:02I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:02:13Regina, no!
00:02:26My son.
00:02:29Take care of my son.
00:02:32No!
00:02:36So we've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP, a man who made the lightning
00:02:41champions.
00:02:42So put your hands together for the god of ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:02:52After the death of a family member, the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:03:03It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:03:07Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:03:09You'll regret it forever.
00:03:11This never would have happened if I had made my wife a target.
00:03:15I'm not going to put my son in danger, too.
00:03:31Basketball took everything from me.
00:03:37I'll never play again.
00:03:45How could I be so blind?
00:03:50I put basketball before my family.
00:03:52I put them in danger.
00:03:54This is what I deserve.
00:03:56Mars Davis, you're on fire.
00:03:58Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:00Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:02The Sniper.
00:04:03I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:04:05I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:04:07I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:04:10So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:04:14My son doesn't know who I used to be, just who I was, to him.
00:04:20It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:04:23I picked up the bottle to numb the pain and never put it down.
00:04:26But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:04:27A washed up alcoholic, slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:04:32It's time to get my shit together.
00:04:37He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:04:40Holy shit, I did it.
00:04:43Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:04:46You know what that means, guys.
00:04:48Bonus time.
00:04:52Biggest cut for me.
00:04:55Scotty didn't do shit.
00:04:56It's your mad skills that broke a record.
00:04:59I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:01You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:02Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:05:05I should fire your ass.
00:05:07Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:05:09So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:05:12or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:05:17I've lost everything.
00:05:18I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:05:20No thanks.
00:05:22I quit.
00:05:25Quit?
00:05:25I mean, good luck.
00:05:26Who else is gonna hire a washed up alcoholic?
00:05:37If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:05:40I'm sorry.
00:05:43We need a Hail Mary.
00:05:56I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:00Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:04Holy shit, that's Omari Gibbs.
00:06:06Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:06:08As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:06:11Hey, Marcel.
00:06:15Come with me.
00:06:16We need you back in the game.
00:06:30We need the sniper as the Lightning's assistant coach.
00:06:35No way.
00:06:36And don't call me that.
00:06:37The sniper died a long time ago.
00:06:39We have one more game to save this team.
00:06:42We need a miracle.
00:06:43We need you.
00:06:45I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:06:48I'm not your guy.
00:06:50Wait.
00:06:51I want to show you something.
00:07:03I want to show you something.
00:07:18I've never thought I'd keep myself back.
00:07:20You could, if you coach him to the finals.
00:07:24He'll never respect you, unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:07:28This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:07:32Marcel, I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:07:35Don't ruin your sons too.
00:07:42Fine.
00:07:43I'll do it.
00:07:50But no one can know who I am.
00:07:51I'm only coaching.
00:07:52I'm not playing.
00:07:54I'll never play again.
00:08:09All right, listen up.
00:08:11The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of Mars.
00:08:18But there's no way we're going to, I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we-
00:08:22Dad?
00:08:27What the hell are you doing here?
00:08:32I'm your new assistant coach.
00:08:34What do they call you?
00:08:35Coach combo meal.
00:08:39No, no fucking way.
00:08:41He's an alcoholic loser.
00:08:42He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:08:47I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:08:51Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:08:54I don't think so.
00:08:55What the hell is Mari thinking?
00:08:57We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:09:00You know, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:09:05You think it's that easy, old man?
00:09:08If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you could make up for in precision.
00:09:12What do you know?
00:09:13The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flash.
00:09:18He's wasted.
00:09:20Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:09:38Lucky shot.
00:09:39Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:09:41When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:09:44What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:09:48A shooting contest.
00:09:50Three extreme shots.
00:09:52The fastest one to make him wins.
00:09:53If you win, you can stay.
00:09:56But if I win, you walk out.
00:09:59And never come back.
00:10:03I never wanted to play again.
00:10:05Especially not against my own son.
00:10:07But if I have to prove myself to protect him...
00:10:10Deal.
00:10:15Mars, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:10:19important game?
00:10:21I don't know.
00:10:22Let him show us what he's got.
00:10:24He's a useless deadbeat.
00:10:26He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:10:31All right.
00:10:33Three expert level shots.
00:10:34The step back three.
00:10:36The blind strike.
00:10:37And the clutch.
00:10:38Same sequence.
00:10:39Same time.
00:10:41You miss.
00:10:42You go again.
00:10:43No resets.
00:10:44No excuses.
00:10:46Three.
00:10:47Two.
00:10:48One.
00:10:50First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:10:53It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:10:58How could he make it?
00:10:59Did you see that?
00:11:01Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:03It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:11:08Even without looking.
00:11:12Bro, he's cooking you!
00:11:14Finally, the clutch.
00:11:16The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:11:19It means you're out of time and energy and you have one last shot.
00:11:22I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:11:25I'm rookie of the year and you're just some drunk patty pusher who works at a fast food joint.
00:11:30There's no way you can-
00:11:31You're gonna get used to calling me coach.
00:11:38What?
00:11:49Who the hell is this guy?
00:11:51Why does he seem so familiar?
00:11:53The lightnings hail Mary.
00:12:07All right, everyone start sprints.
00:12:15Lars, you're the best player on this team. You can't just run off like that.
00:12:18You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:12:23Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:12:26Now I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:12:28You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:12:32You sure about that?
00:12:33Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:12:35But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:12:39Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:12:42And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:12:44We will win.
00:12:45It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:12:51I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:12:54I can't lose him forever.
00:12:58Son, wait.
00:13:03Okay, I'm sorry. Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:13:07Who did you steal this from?
00:13:12I didn't steal anything.
00:13:15Wait.
00:13:16So you're the lightnings new assistant coach?
00:13:19Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:13:22Recruiting from the drive-through.
00:13:25I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:13:27How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:13:31It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:13:34You won't even make it to the finals.
00:13:36The lightning have been terrible ever since the sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:13:42Thanks to me, now the scorpions rule.
00:13:43We should make it look like an accident.
00:13:46The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:13:52You're no sniper.
00:13:53So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:13:56You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:13:59Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:02Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:05So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:14:08Ah.
00:14:09Yeah, I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:14:12Hey.
00:14:13Don't you worry.
00:14:14Wants your greasy dad here?
00:14:16Wants your team straight to the ground?
00:14:17I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:14:28You should teach your boys manners.
00:14:30The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:14:33So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:14:37I'll let the score speak for itself.
00:14:46I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:14:49I need to look the part.
00:14:57The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel, but thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Mars
00:15:02Davis, they're in the playoffs going head to head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:15:07Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:15:11Is it true they recruited him from a fast food drive-thru?
00:15:33Is that the burger guy?
00:15:34No.
00:15:35It can't be.
00:15:36They call him coach combo meal.
00:15:38There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:15:43Everybody expects us to fail tonight, but if we focus, stick to the game plan, we can prove the world
00:15:48wrong.
00:15:48It's your show coach.
00:15:50Good luck.
00:15:51Only if we played two, this team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:15:56Time to break the curse.
00:15:58All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:06Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:08Combo meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:16:12I'm not going anywhere.
00:16:13Let's win this.
00:16:14Lightning on three.
00:16:15One, two, three.
00:16:16Lightning!
00:16:25Remember this face.
00:16:26I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:16:46The ball movement, boys.
00:16:52Take it, baby.
00:16:59Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:03It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:06Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:09Mars Davis' father?
00:17:11Why does he look so familiar?
00:17:14These losers are humiliating you.
00:17:17Let's go, boys.
00:17:19Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:17:26Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:28Wait.
00:17:30No.
00:17:37What do you need to do?
00:17:38What do you need to do?
00:17:48Come on, ref.
00:17:52Where's the foul ref?
00:17:54Come on!
00:17:55Foul!
00:17:56Come on, man!
00:17:56Where's the foul ref?
00:18:01They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:18:22They're scared don't back down tell me what to do old man
00:18:32Stitches on Mars
00:18:38Focus up behind the line
00:19:11I can't go down not like this
00:19:18This is a real blow for the lightning
00:19:20Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery
00:19:23There's no way that they can come back from this
00:19:25I told you they would dominate this team of washed up losers
00:19:35We're all out of subs
00:19:36Your last chance to win us
00:19:38We have to forfeit
00:19:42Wait
00:19:44You've got your Hail Mary right here
00:19:47I already drew up a player contract just in case
00:19:49Your team needs you on the court coach
00:19:54You want me to play?
00:19:55You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen
00:19:58In between you and me
00:20:00I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down
00:20:04You can save us and win it all
00:20:09There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight point
00:20:14deficit in 15 seconds
00:20:16It's impossible
00:20:17Go out there coach and I'll knock you down so hard
00:20:21You know we back up
00:20:24If we lose
00:20:25It's all over
00:20:27The team
00:20:28My career
00:20:38If everyone finds out who I am
00:20:40I put my son in danger too
00:20:43I'm sorry I can't get back on the court
00:20:47I knew you're just a useless deadbeat
00:20:49All you ever do is quit
00:20:52I can't lose my son again
00:21:01This team might lightning has no choice
00:21:06Wait
00:21:08Give me a jersey
00:21:09I'll play
00:21:12Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face
00:21:16Wait a minute
00:21:17Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:21:20Is he gonna play?
00:21:24The coach is warming up now
00:21:29I'm back
00:21:34The sniper finally shoots again
00:21:36Damn that coach cleaned up good
00:21:38He reminds me of one of those old school league legends
00:21:41Unless he's got the skills to match
00:21:43The lightning can kiss their careers goodbye
00:21:45They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback
00:21:49There's no way he can pull this off
00:21:52You know when you lose it'll actually be nice
00:21:54I'll come by the restaurant
00:21:55You can both put the fries in my bag
00:21:58That old guy's not making it through our defense
00:22:03What is he doing?
00:22:05He's running the wrong way down the court
00:22:08What the hell's he doing?
00:22:09That loser's blowing the game
00:22:11What are you drunk old man or just lost?
00:22:14Is he trying to score?
00:22:16That's impossible
00:22:18Nobody could score from the backcourt
00:22:35No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:22:38Who is this guy?
00:23:06What the hell?
00:23:08How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:23:12No one's made a full court shot since the sniper
00:23:14Who is this guy?
00:23:16That's a record breaking shot
00:23:18I haven't seen style like that in 20 years
00:23:21The lightning's still down by 5 with only 10 seconds left on the clock
00:23:25Back it up geezer
00:23:26Try that again you're gonna throw out your back
00:23:28You still need a miracle to win
00:23:31Coach where'd you get those mad skills?
00:23:33We might have a chance
00:23:34Game is on over
00:23:35Full court press
00:23:36Got it
00:23:39Give it up old man
00:23:41It's too late
00:23:42You sure about that?
00:23:43When we win I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play
00:23:47When you lose
00:23:48You and your joke of a son are gonna leave this league
00:23:52And you can go back to what you're actually good at
00:23:54Flipping burgers
00:23:55You're on
00:24:03How are you supposed to win?
00:24:04You can't hold on to the ball
00:24:05This old man is too good
00:24:11For God's sake
00:24:12Someone stop him
00:24:13Seven seconds on the clock
00:24:15And only one basket away from tying the game
00:24:17If coach can pull off this shot
00:24:19He'll go down in league history
00:24:25Run down the clock
00:24:40Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:24:42With three seconds left the game is tied
00:24:45One more basket
00:24:46And coach combo makes history
00:24:49It's only three seconds left
00:24:50Can you really do this?
00:24:55Lightning on three
00:24:57One
00:24:58Two
00:24:58Three
00:24:59Lightning
00:25:02This one's for you son
00:25:09This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs
00:25:14And now he's on the court
00:25:16Dominating guys
00:25:17Half his age
00:25:18He came out of nowhere
00:25:20But he looks so familiar
00:25:27He'll all be worth it
00:25:28When you win
00:25:30And Murray gets us paid
00:25:48Let's go
00:25:49Whatever it takes
00:25:51You said that your eye for talent was unmatched
00:26:23Murray
00:26:27Oh my god
00:26:28Oh my god
00:26:29He has the ball
00:26:32That's a foul
00:26:46See?
00:26:47I told you we'd choke
00:26:48I don't choke
00:26:49Let me remind you of who I really am
00:26:52Oh my god
00:26:53That's the sniper signature move
00:26:54It's the kill shot
00:27:00I don't choke
00:27:01Let me remind you of who I really am
00:27:04Oh my god
00:27:04That's the sniper signature move
00:27:06It's the kill shot
00:27:31Wow
00:27:32Wow
00:27:39Could it be the sniper?
00:27:41The missing god of all?
00:27:52That was the sniper's signature move.
00:27:55No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:28:01Holy shit!
00:28:03Coach Carmoville and the Lightning go to the finals!
00:28:10This man just made history.
00:28:15That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:19Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:28:22Coach, you're retiring?
00:28:24I just needed to find my successor.
00:28:30When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-through get-ups, I had no idea you were
00:28:35the legend.
00:28:36All of our success, thanks to you.
00:28:39I only played 15 seconds this season. You all won this game.
00:28:43This guy right here, Mars.
00:28:45Fifty-nine points.
00:28:50My ten points would mean nothing without that.
00:28:55Good game, guys.
00:28:57We'll take that apology now.
00:28:58I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:29:02You got the win.
00:29:04All for you, son.
00:29:06But you learn to play like that.
00:29:07It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:29:10I thought the same thing.
00:29:12Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:17Are you him?
00:29:21Are you him?
00:29:26Sniper died a long time ago.
00:29:39How could he turn it around like that?
00:29:42Could he really be the sniper?
00:29:44No way.
00:29:46The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:29:48And he's never coming back.
00:29:50We should make it look like an accident.
00:29:52Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:29:57I made sure of that myself.
00:30:01Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:30:07your career in the league is over.
00:30:11You want to threaten me?
00:30:13I'm a champion.
00:30:15The league's best coach.
00:30:18Wow.
00:30:21Then prove it.
00:30:22Get the finals win or clean out your office.
00:30:28What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:30:32You got lucky.
00:30:33Getting a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:30:37aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:30:39We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:30:43I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:30:52My God, he did it.
00:30:54Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:30:57Could it be?
00:30:59No.
00:31:00That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:31:03Congratulations, Dean Langdon!
00:31:11Front and center, coach.
00:31:13We wouldn't be here without you.
00:31:14Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:31:21That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:31:25Look, coach, you're the head coach.
00:31:27I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:31:30I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:31:33What do you say?
00:31:34Hey, I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:31:40What do you think, Morris?
00:31:41Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:45What do you think, Morris?
00:31:47Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:31:49You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal,
00:31:52but if you can get us that trophy,
00:31:55then maybe I'll call you, coach.
00:31:57After my wife was murdered,
00:31:58I thought I was done with basketball forever.
00:32:01I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:32:03Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:32:10I am not letting this fast food fraud
00:32:13get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:32:28All right, everyone.
00:32:31Lightning on three.
00:32:32One, two, three.
00:32:35Not so fast.
00:32:42He assaulted my player.
00:32:45Challenging the call.
00:32:49Assaulted?
00:32:50You need to get your eyes checked.
00:32:51You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:32:54It should have been a flagrant foul.
00:32:55It's a fair play.
00:32:56I had nothing to do with this.
00:32:57Bullshit!
00:32:58You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:33:01So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping,
00:33:05you pushed him.
00:33:07You and your desperate son, you just wanted to ruin my career, you bitter old fuck.
00:33:16You just want no real talent when you see it.
00:33:19Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:33:22You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:33:26This team earned their position here.
00:33:29It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:33:32We should be playing in the finals game.
00:33:34You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:33:37My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:33:41Not a chance.
00:33:42What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:33:48The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:33:53Hey, that's head coach.
00:33:56Maybe that was a mistake.
00:34:01I mean, clearly, he's not here for the team.
00:34:04He's just here for himself.
00:34:06I mean, you took my spot in the game, what, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:10You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:34:12How can any of us trust you?
00:34:14My son still sees me as an absent-alcoholic dad.
00:34:18Your son's right.
00:34:20I collapsed on the court.
00:34:22He's an addict.
00:34:23Feels like he drugged me.
00:34:24You all saw the play.
00:34:26He didn't touch you.
00:34:27I haven't seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:34:29You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:34:32That's fine.
00:34:33But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:34:41Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:34:44What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:34:46You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:34:50You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:34:53Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:34:56My son made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:34:59Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:35:02Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:35:03Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:35:08If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:35:12Hold on, Mr. Scorch.
00:35:16We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:19I want him to look these clouds in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:22final fair and square.
00:35:24Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:35:26Let's go.
00:35:30And I don't play dirty.
00:35:32For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:35:37Don't be so naive.
00:35:38Addicts are pathological liars.
00:35:40Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:35:42I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:35:44Coach would never betray us like that.
00:35:48But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:35:52Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:35:54I don't know.
00:35:55He's got mad skills.
00:35:57Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:01Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:36:06Stop!
00:36:16This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:20We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:22It was fair.
00:36:23So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed-up has-beens that you actually know ball?
00:36:32What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair player?
00:36:36Don't take the bait.
00:36:37Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:36:39Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:36:41Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:36:46Congratulations, Coach.
00:36:50That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:37:06The Lightning won fair and square.
00:37:08Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:37:12Who the hell are you?
00:37:16Who the hell are you?
00:37:17That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:19He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:24Isn't that right?
00:37:25You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:37:31Oh, what's this?
00:37:32Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:37:34Are these your performance-enhancing drugs?
00:37:44I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:37:47I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:37:50Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:37:53You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:37:57I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:38:01Otherwise, you're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:38:06You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:38:12Boss, are you okay?
00:38:13Boss?
00:38:16Boss, allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:38:29Roderick Gould?
00:38:30Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:38:33Mr. Commissioner.
00:38:34I'm sorry.
00:38:35I have a concussion.
00:38:36You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:38:39Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:38:44You're blacklisted from the league.
00:38:46Mr. Gould, please look.
00:38:47Look, basketball.
00:38:48It's my life.
00:38:50Please, I will do anything.
00:38:51Save it.
00:38:52Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:38:55Go.
00:39:03I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:39:06Don't blame me.
00:39:08I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:39:10How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:13His face is so familiar.
00:39:15Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:39:20Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:22You mean head coach.
00:39:27Congratulations.
00:39:28You're going to the finals.
00:39:31Let's go, boys.
00:39:33You're going to the finals.
00:39:40You deserve it, son.
00:39:45Wrong.
00:39:46You saved a team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:39:49Couldn't have done it without our Starpoint card.
00:39:57Means a lot.
00:40:01Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:40:05Yeah?
00:40:06Thank you so much, sir.
00:40:07I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:40:10He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:40:13Would he believe me now?
00:40:14Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:17Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:21Did you train with him or something?
00:40:25I got to meet the press.
00:40:27But I'll see you all at the finals.
00:40:29Excuse me.
00:40:30Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:40:35Sorry, Zapp and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:40:40It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions.
00:40:46Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything could happen.
00:40:53The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king, Cole Duncan.
00:40:59It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:41:01Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:04We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:41:06And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:41:10We need our star point guard.
00:41:13Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:18You got this team to the final, but if Mars is M.I.A., they're going to be humiliated on
00:41:24that court.
00:41:26The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:41:29We won't let them win.
00:41:30You sure about that?
00:41:34You and your jacked-out team of amateurs.
00:41:38No match for us.
00:41:39All right, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:41:42But, uh, where's he at?
00:41:46Does he know the game starts him now?
00:41:48Hope he turns up.
00:41:50Otherwise, you may as well forfeit.
00:42:02Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:42:04You're going to come alone, and you'll tell no one.
00:42:07Otherwise, you're never going to see your son again.
00:42:13Take care of our son.
00:42:17I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:21The game starts in an hour.
00:42:22You can't leave now.
00:42:23Mars doesn't show who's going to stop him.
00:42:25You figure it out.
00:42:25I have to find him.
00:42:27Let him go.
00:42:28It's his son.
00:42:32He'll come back.
00:42:45Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:42:47What the fuck, man?
00:42:49Let me go.
00:42:50Well, I can't do that.
00:42:52You're my leverage in this deal.
00:42:54Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:42:57I want to see if he's going to pick you or his basketball career.
00:43:00What do you think?
00:43:05Wow.
00:43:06Dad!
00:43:09You actually showed up.
00:43:11You picked your son over your own career.
00:43:14Father of the year.
00:43:16Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:43:19You're damn right they are.
00:43:20I was born to be a winner.
00:43:23A winner!
00:43:25They have money and power and respect.
00:43:29I didn't claw my way to the finals just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal
00:43:34it from me.
00:43:36Cut him loose and we can talk about this.
00:43:41You want to talk there?
00:43:43There is nothing to talk about.
00:43:44A stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:43:48It almost exposed a very delicate operation.
00:43:52So you're going to throw the game today.
00:43:55I'm going to be champion.
00:43:56Or what?
00:43:58So glad you asked.
00:43:59Or your son is going to suffer.
00:44:08Fine.
00:44:09We'll throw the game.
00:44:11What?
00:44:13Let me just untie him.
00:44:15You think I'm stupid?
00:44:17I'm just going to take your word?
00:44:19No.
00:44:20Well, I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:22A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:25It says, I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit, including the 2026 finals.
00:44:35Yadda, yadda, yadda.
00:44:36Blah, blah, blah.
00:44:37Sign this.
00:44:39Throw the game.
00:44:40And no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:44:44This motherfucker's scared shitless.
00:44:46Don't sign anything.
00:44:55Your son has no manners.
00:44:58I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:45:04Now you're going to sign the contract or I'm going to break his legs.
00:45:07Don't fucking touch him.
00:45:10Alright, you have five seconds.
00:45:13Or I'm going to break him.
00:45:15He's bluffing.
00:45:15Don't listen to him.
00:45:17Five.
00:45:19Four.
00:45:20Don't.
00:45:20Three.
00:45:21Get loose like this.
00:45:22Two.
00:45:24One.
00:45:27Ah!
00:45:31Five.
00:45:33Four.
00:45:34Don't.
00:45:35Three.
00:45:35Get loose like this.
00:45:36Two.
00:45:38One.
00:45:42Ah!
00:45:43I'm sorry, the fucking contract.
00:45:46Ah.
00:45:48Ah.
00:45:49Ah.
00:45:49Ah.
00:45:51That's a good choice.
00:45:52I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:45:56You shaved your son's legs.
00:45:58And murdered his career.
00:46:00But like I said, father of the year.
00:46:06Now, while I have you here, one more thing.
00:46:08I'm just going to need you to admit to what you just did.
00:46:10I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:46:12I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
00:46:15I signed the contract.
00:46:16That was the agreement.
00:46:18I'll splice something together.
00:46:19It's fine.
00:46:21This is blackmail.
00:46:22You won't get away with it.
00:46:27Watch me.
00:46:30Let's go, boys.
00:46:31Let's go, boys.
00:46:44Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:46:46What did you want me to do?
00:46:47Let him break your legs?
00:46:48You'd never play ball again.
00:46:49No.
00:46:51I wanted you to fight for me.
00:46:53Our team.
00:46:55You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:46:57Just like you always do.
00:46:59I gave up my career.
00:47:00For you.
00:47:01Don't you get it?
00:47:03If you go down, I go down with you.
00:47:07I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:47:11I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:47:14Mars.
00:47:18Mars is right.
00:47:19If those bastards take the championship, then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:47:25The last time I won the finals, I lost everything.
00:47:45But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:47:47I won't let them win.
00:47:49But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:47:54Marcel, thank God.
00:47:55Are you and Mar...
00:47:56No, we're fine.
00:47:57I need a favor.
00:47:58We're on the street.
00:47:59It's Coach Murray.
00:47:59It's rigging games for Prof.
00:48:05Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals.
00:48:11Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:48:17This is the biggest rival in UBA history.
00:48:32Yo, why didn't you know this Coach Combo-Mill?
00:48:34He's in no-show.
00:48:36That coward, you're really going to throw the game?
00:48:39The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:48:43Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the sniper.
00:48:56Wait a minute.
00:48:57Coach Combo-Mill is here?
00:49:04Coach Combo-Mill is back on the court.
00:49:07You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:49:10I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:49:14They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:19You showed up.
00:49:20You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:49:24Actually, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:49:26Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:30That's what he thinks.
00:49:31What can I say?
00:49:32I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:49:34Yeah, of course you couldn't.
00:49:38This team is already imploding.
00:49:40Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:49:43Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but I just don't care.
00:49:48Scorpions, let's go.
00:49:56I'm on your side.
00:49:58Don't hold back out there.
00:50:04Don't hold back out there.
00:50:09I'm done listening to you.
00:50:23Sun, right here.
00:50:25Mars.
00:50:35Guess what I was going to do, Dad?
00:50:43God.
00:51:01Cool Duncan is on fire.
00:51:04The scorpions are dominating.
00:51:07The lightning better step it up.
00:51:17Dude, what are you doing?
00:51:19Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:22Just get back on defense.
00:51:38Half time right now.
00:51:46The lightning's down by 12 points.
00:51:48Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:51:52This is embarrassing.
00:51:54I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:51:57I'm supposed to be the leader, but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:52:01If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:52:05Ah.
00:52:09Guys, this game is not over.
00:52:11We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:52:15You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:16You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:52:18You're not passing the ball, bruh.
00:52:20If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:23That's what you think, huh?
00:52:26All this?
00:52:27It's all his fault.
00:52:31It's all his fault.
00:52:32Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:52:36How is this his fault?
00:52:38You're fucking selfish.
00:52:39Selfish?
00:52:40Get the fuck off the bat!
00:52:42Enough!
00:52:43Enough!
00:52:45It's the finals.
00:52:46If you want to embarrass yourself, go home.
00:52:49You go home.
00:52:51No.
00:52:59Why'd you have to send that guy to be a contract?
00:53:02You fucked up!
00:53:03Contract is bullshit, Mars.
00:53:05I'm stringing them along.
00:53:06Robin is handling it.
00:53:08They're not going to win this.
00:53:10You're lying.
00:53:11You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:53:13I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:53:16Bullshit.
00:53:17They'll just let me down again.
00:53:19Mars, listen to me.
00:53:21When your mother was killed,
00:53:22I swore off basketball and I was lost.
00:53:26But now I'm back.
00:53:27But I'm not back for me.
00:53:28I'm back for you.
00:53:31Now let's go out on that court together
00:53:32and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:53:40Welcome back from halftime.
00:53:41The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:53:46Mars.
00:53:54That's your star player.
00:53:57When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:54:01I'll draft him just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:54:06Mars is a goat in the making.
00:54:07He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:54:09Come on, boys.
00:54:11Let's go lightning.
00:54:13Come on.
00:54:13Get it.
00:54:17Guess I'm not as stupid as we thought.
00:54:23Dude.
00:54:24What the fuck?
00:54:25Don't skip him out of the game.
00:54:26He's trying to lose.
00:54:35We can still win this.
00:54:37But you have to trust me.
00:54:39If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:54:41Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:54:44Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:54:52All right, team.
00:55:03Go, go, let's go.
00:55:05Let's go.
00:55:13Let's go.
00:55:35Mars, Dave, is just executed the sniper's kill shot dunk.
00:55:42It's the end of the third quarter.
00:55:44Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:55:47Could my dad be him?
00:55:49The sniper.
00:55:51Oh, so these assholes want to die.
00:55:58You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:02I'm not scared of you.
00:56:06Move!
00:56:07It's the beginning of the fourth quarter.
00:56:09The lightning are down by two.
00:56:11Will they make their comeback?
00:56:14Yep, yep, yep.
00:56:20Coach, you're a legend.
00:56:22If you want something done right,
00:56:25you have to do it yourself.
00:56:52What a comeback.
00:56:54With father and son working as a team,
00:56:55they might have a chance.
00:56:58The lightning are up by one.
00:57:00Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:03Whoa, hold on.
00:57:04Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:08Is this 2006?
00:57:10All we're missing is the god of ball himself.
00:57:18If you're not going to lose,
00:57:20I'll just have to be too fair and square.
00:57:22The performance-enhancing drug I developed
00:57:24doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:26Team lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:28Show me what you got.
00:57:29Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:31It's been at least a decade
00:57:33since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:36Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:38Shovel up, boys!
00:57:39We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:57:41Full-core press!
00:57:42Let's go, lightning!
00:57:44You know, Mars could be the GOAT
00:57:45if you train with a better coach.
00:57:47Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:57:48You can't control him.
00:57:50But I can.
00:57:59That's a foul, ref!
00:58:02You okay?
00:58:03When did he get so good?
00:58:06Here, come on.
00:58:08They're neck and neck.
00:58:10Only two minutes left.
00:58:12Team lightning is running out of time.
00:58:26Go, go, go!
00:58:27Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:29These losers can't beat us!
00:58:31We win at any cost!
00:58:33You get him!
00:58:35Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:38What?
00:58:41What?
00:58:52What?
00:58:53What is this?
00:59:02What is this?
00:59:11What?
00:59:11I don't know.
00:59:17Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:22Game over.
00:59:24Unbelievable!
00:59:25What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:59:27They just won the 2006 QBA Championship.
00:59:31Yeah!
00:59:46Yes!
00:59:46Yes!
00:59:47Yes!
00:59:49You did it!
00:59:50We did it.
00:59:51You're going to regret this.
00:59:53You have no idea what you've done!
00:59:55I don't think so, Coach.
00:59:56I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:00This is far from over.
01:00:03Let's go.
01:00:07Yeah, boys!
01:00:16I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:19No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:21Congratulations.
01:00:24If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction,
01:00:27I knew it was going to be you, Mars.
01:00:28It'd be Mars, the new face of the league.
01:00:34Congratulations, Coach.
01:00:36Don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:40And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
01:00:49Where'd you get this?
01:00:50Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:03Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy
01:01:07and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:09Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:14Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:16These finals have showcased the battle for greatness
01:01:19with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:23But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:26Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:28You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:38We're not done yet.
01:01:39For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:01:45Congratulations, Mars Davis.
01:01:47Yes.
01:01:57Quick reflexes, Coach.
01:01:59I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:01Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:18Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:26If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:31You sure that's for the champagne talking?
01:02:35Why don't you come find out?
01:02:45Close your eyes.
01:02:47Close your eyes.
01:03:17You can open your eyes now.
01:03:22Damn.
01:03:34I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:41Show me your full court press, Coach.
01:03:58You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:00Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:15Wrong time, bro.
01:04:16You better get a new suit.
01:04:17You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:22Murray, I didn't join the League for glory.
01:04:24I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:27Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:32I've invited Mars and your sister-in-law too.
01:04:35They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:38Fine.
01:04:40Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:04:43And Cole too.
01:04:45Sure about that?
01:04:48Yeah.
01:04:49I got a plan.
01:04:58You look happy.
01:05:02And it's about to get even better.
01:05:05I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame Gala tomorrow night.
01:05:11Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:14She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:18I'd love to.
01:05:29General Lou?
01:05:36Well, well, well.
01:05:37What do we have here?
01:05:44Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:05:49These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:05:55Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets,
01:05:58they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:02There is something that ranks higher and that is the gold commemorative ring
01:06:07which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:11But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of-
01:06:15Well, you know what?
01:06:16I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:19Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:23Cole, it's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:30And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:35And glory will be mine.
01:06:47Well, I see you.
01:06:50You and Robin?
01:06:52What about?
01:06:53I know.
01:06:54She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:00Damn.
01:07:01I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:03But you won't be needing that.
01:07:07Because I got this.
01:07:12There's only one of them.
01:07:30I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:35And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:37Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:40My husband is on the board of directors.
01:07:42And even he had to fight to get us these general admission tickets.
01:07:52There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions.
01:07:55And his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:07:57They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:08:00Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:02Maybe.
01:08:03I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring engraved with his name.
01:08:15I don't know.
01:08:15Cheers.
01:08:25How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:29I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:32This man is about to be criminally investigated
01:08:34for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:41Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:45Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:08:48The criminals.
01:08:50We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:08:55Thanks to me.
01:08:57Congratulations.
01:08:58Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets.
01:09:02Which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:06You sure about that?
01:09:07We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:10You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:09:11What do you know?
01:09:15Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league.
01:09:19But now, it's time to go back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:23Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:27Actually, I do.
01:09:33I do.
01:09:56I don't know if you have a ticket to sneak in here.
01:09:58Take a look.
01:09:59Judge for yourself.
01:10:08This ticket's legit.
01:10:13I told you.
01:10:14Robin invited me as her.
01:10:17Oh, yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharpe.
01:10:22What did you, seducer with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:25Not cool, bro.
01:10:26Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:29You are pitiful.
01:10:31Just riding everyone's coattails around you.
01:10:33It's quite despicable.
01:10:39No, you're despicable.
01:10:51Tyler Murray, how dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:10:57A date?
01:10:59Oh, no, don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:03I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:06Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:08Oh.
01:11:11You know, you could have had a real man with real money, real power.
01:11:15But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:21It can make sense, coach.
01:11:23Wow.
01:11:23You must have a really big...
01:11:27Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster couldn't find a date for the event.
01:11:32So she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:37So sad.
01:11:38You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:43There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:11:50Don't touch her again.
01:11:54Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:11:59He's a total catch.
01:12:00Oh my God, how can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:04He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:06Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets and you see this greasy old man,
01:12:10you're gonna give him your number?
01:12:13Oh, he has you fooled too, doesn't he?
01:12:15I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:18How does a bum like this working a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness get a job as a
01:12:23coach in the league?
01:12:24He's here now.
01:12:25That's irrelevant.
01:12:26Is it?
01:12:27Because the only logical explanation I can think of is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam of
01:12:32Mari Gibbs and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:38How did you get the job?
01:12:42How did you get the job?
01:12:48Omori and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:12:52What?
01:12:53You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:12:56No way.
01:12:57That's when I played and I would remember an ugly face like yours, so you're still lying.
01:13:0220 years ago I was at the top of my game when my wife was murdered and I was left
01:13:06with my infant son.
01:13:09Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:14No way.
01:13:15That was his wife?
01:13:17I started drinking.
01:13:18I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:21So I walked away from my son because I didn't want the terrible thing that happened to my wife to
01:13:26happen to him.
01:13:26So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:29That's where I ran into Omori.
01:13:34What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:37I bet he killed his wife and that's why his son got taken away.
01:13:41And that's how you end up in a drive-through.
01:13:48What the fuck?
01:13:51What the fuck?
01:13:57He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:03That's his son!
01:14:04The 2026 MVP!
01:14:06Mars Davis!
01:14:07He is a goat in the making.
01:14:10We've had our differences, but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:14:15Grace...
01:14:16I'm sorry, I should have called.
01:14:20Mars tells me you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:27I hate to interrupt this precious family moment, but this doesn't disprove you killed your wife.
01:14:35Talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:37You see?
01:14:38This man is dangerous!
01:14:40Alright, your disgraceful father should be in a cell.
01:14:43Not the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:45And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame, I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:14:52You can't do that.
01:14:54Yes, he can!
01:14:58You can't do that.
01:15:00Yes, he can!
01:15:03That's Ben Billings, the owner of the most successful franchise in history, the Scorpions.
01:15:09I wouldn't fuck with him.
01:15:11They're done for.
01:15:12Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room, and with his silver VIP ticket,
01:15:18he's probably the guest of honor himself.
01:15:21When he tells you to jump, I'd say, how high?
01:15:28I don't jump off the court, especially for small men like you.
01:15:33You are ruining this prestigious event.
01:15:37Security!
01:15:42Remove this man.
01:15:44Get him out of here, fast food fraud.
01:15:47He's ruining everything.
01:15:49You're gonna regret sending me away.
01:15:53Who do you think you are coming in here and barking orders?
01:15:56I'm the most powerful man in this room, girly.
01:16:01So you better learn to respect me.
01:16:04Oh!
01:16:09You are hilarious, Benjamin.
01:16:11That's Commissioner Roger Gould.
01:16:12If anybody can set the record straight, it's him.
01:16:16You're about as powerful as a beetle under my shoe.
01:16:20If you're looking for the most powerful person in this room, look no further than the man in front of
01:16:24you.
01:16:26Hell, he's about to be the most powerful and influential man in the whole league.
01:16:38Hey, Ronnie, are you going senile already?
01:16:40No, are you?
01:16:42You hand delivered us two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:45You know what?
01:16:46Maybe it's time to start thinking about an early retirement.
01:16:48Because the league's going to shit under your management.
01:16:52And after I get into the Hall of Fame, my first order is going to be getting you removed.
01:16:59You think you're the one being honored here tonight?
01:17:04As long as I have a say, you will never make it into the Hall of Fame.
01:17:12Fine.
01:17:13Then it's Cole.
01:17:14And I taught him everything he knows.
01:17:16And he listens to me.
01:17:17So get ready to bend the fucking knee.
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:21But you got to prove you're not useless.
01:17:23Get this old man out of here and I might take it easy on you.
01:17:26You know, Cole's right.
01:17:27If he was the inductee, you would have the power to send me away.
01:17:31You're all right.
01:17:32I don't belong here with you.
01:17:36I belong on that stage.
01:17:38Behind the podium.
01:17:40The only person allowed up there is the legend who's being inducted tonight.
01:17:45You are a self-righteous, self-centered prick.
01:17:50You think that you're getting inducted?
01:17:52They haven't even announced who has the gold ring.
01:17:55You sure about that?
01:18:07That looks like the one and only golden ring.
01:18:10That means he must be the Hall of Fame legend.
01:18:15Holy shit, it's you?
01:18:18Okay.
01:18:18Okay.
01:18:19Now you're impersonating the inductee.
01:18:22Just when I thought you couldn't stoop any lower.
01:18:25I can believe it.
01:18:27He's willing to take his kid's achievement and treat them like his own.
01:18:32All right, all right.
01:18:33Where'd you steal this from?
01:18:34Check the name.
01:18:38No, it can't be.
01:18:50Tonight is both my honor and my privilege to induct a legend amongst men into basketball history.
01:18:59Please put your hands together and welcome into the Hall of Fame, Marcel Sniper Wallace.
01:19:26Congratulations.
01:19:27Coach Combo Meals, the fucking sniper?
01:19:30No way he conned you, Roddy, just like he conned this whole league.
01:19:34Look, I have proof that this man has been rigging games illegally for profit this season.
01:19:40Is this what you're talking about?
01:19:43I'm not going to confess to rigging games for profit.
01:19:45I signed that as the agreement.
01:19:47You forced me into it.
01:19:48Eh, good enough.
01:19:49I can splice something together.
01:19:51This is blackmail.
01:19:52You won't get away with it.
01:19:54Obviously, this is a setup.
01:19:55He's trying to frame me.
01:19:56Nice try.
01:19:57But Billings was apprehended earlier tonight.
01:19:59And guess what?
01:20:00He squealed like a pig.
01:20:02That's right, Murray.
01:20:03You and Billings have been rigging games right out of the league's nose for years.
01:20:07And that ends now.
01:20:11This is clearly some elaborate scheme to keep you people distracted from the fact that this man isn't who he
01:20:18says he is.
01:20:19I have had just about enough of you.
01:20:20I can prove that Marcel was and is the sniper.
01:20:35This is really you?
01:20:39I wanted to tell you sooner, but I wanted you to have your moment.
01:20:45Die.
01:20:46I wanted you to have to kill him.
01:21:04for real you accused me of killing my wife and you know the reason she's dead
01:21:11please act for me well I will kill him for real
01:21:23no one threatens my son
01:21:36enjoy prison Tyler enjoy prison Tyler
01:21:44Tyler Murray Cole Duncan you're under arrest for illegally breaking league games for profit
01:21:50you set me up Billingsley you're a cheater a fucking murderer I never should have hired you in the first
01:21:58place from now on my money's on tonight Benny gave us everything that we needed for an outright case
01:22:07against you and that was before you confessed to killing my wife it's over motherfucker you
01:22:12promised you wouldn't say anything you destroyed my career I'm gonna fucking kill you you're all
01:22:17gonna regret this I'm gonna see every single one of you in court that's what you did for my family
01:22:41I am blessed to be here to be honored as one of the greatest basketball players to ever play
01:22:51but first I would like to honor Regina Wallace a mother and a wife taken
01:22:58too soon but most of all I'd like to thank my son Mars you gave me the courage to take
01:23:04my life back and
01:23:06I wouldn't be here if you hadn't given your old man a second chance
01:23:09I lost my mom and my dad lied to me about who he was my whole life
01:23:34so you've got your Hall of Fame title now so what do you need me for
01:23:42you were two weeks old when your mom was killed
01:23:46I didn't know what to do I didn't know how to raise you by myself
01:23:49I had so much pain and I just wanted it to go away
01:23:56I needed you
01:23:59you walked away when I was just a kid
01:24:02I know
01:24:04I abandoned you
01:24:05my son
01:24:07and I lived in fear and guilt
01:24:09and I'm sorry
01:24:11I want to believe him
01:24:13but after a lifetime of empty promises
01:24:15I'm scared he'll walk away again
01:24:20these are for you
01:24:25it's 20 letters
01:24:27I wrote one every year on your birthday
01:24:32I never forgot you
01:24:40thank you
01:24:44I love you
01:24:47some pardon
01:24:52I can't believe the sniper's my dad
01:24:55there's a lot of things you don't know about me
01:24:59like how you're hooking up with the CFO of the UBA
01:25:05mom would want you to be happy
01:25:09so do I I guess
01:25:18can't believe I'm dating the sniper
01:25:27your son's lucky to have you
01:25:30I'm lucky one
01:25:33hey Mars
01:25:36you want to get a burger
01:25:37you ok
01:25:38OK
01:25:42you
01:25:43you
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