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It's A Wonderful Hire
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00:00:02See that girl over there?
00:00:05Make sure she gets whatever she wants.
00:00:11Pretty nice ring for a hotel waiter.
00:00:17I can't let you go through with this ridiculous engagement.
00:00:21If you want the diner, I expect to see you and that baseball boy at brunch tomorrow.
00:00:2711 a.m. sharp.
00:00:34I don't even think I have his number.
00:00:45Look who bothered to show up.
00:00:48Where's your fiancé? Did he miss a poverty bus?
00:00:50Wesley is great. So great. We're eloping today.
00:00:53Which means I get the diner.
00:00:56So why don't we get that paperwork started, huh?
00:00:58Oh, honey. Your father's not giving me the diner after that little stunt.
00:01:03Dad, you promised. Marriage means a diner. That was the deal.
00:01:06Wait. Not that.
00:01:08But, Dad, the diner was Mom's heart. I poured every dime I had to keep it alive.
00:01:12And now you're gonna just hand it over to some discount Barbie and her fun-sized Ken doll to bulldoze?
00:01:17Dad, that's crazy.
00:01:19It's not that small.
00:01:21I have literally seen more meat on a toothpick.
00:01:24Mmm. Smile for me, baby. I'll pick your teeth.
00:01:26Oh, God, you're re-
00:01:27Enough!
00:01:29You expect me to trust you with a business?
00:01:31When you pick up a husband off the street like a goddamn garage sale?
00:01:35Quit! Grow up!
00:01:37You know we had him checked out?
00:01:39Came up as nada.
00:01:42He's probably fake. Or worse.
00:01:46He's real.
00:01:48Unlike Regina's nose. And boobs. And nails.
00:01:52You twat!
00:01:53Careful!
00:01:55Anger wrinkles don't fall too well on Insta.
00:01:57Then where is he? Scrubbing his dignity off the toilet?
00:02:00Shh.
00:02:01Let's call him up if he exists, yeah.
00:02:03He's working today. He's probably got things in-
00:02:06Oh, unless you don't even have his number.
00:02:12Looking for me?
00:02:25Looking for me?
00:02:27I'll marry her right now.
00:02:36With all due respect, sir, I've been to the diner.
00:02:39I've eaten there.
00:02:40I mean, she really knows what she's doing.
00:02:42If anyone deserves that place, it's her.
00:02:45You know food?
00:02:48It's an act, dear.
00:02:50The closest he's come to fine dining is licking the silverware.
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:56Well, when I care about somebody, I do my research.
00:03:00All right, hotshot. Maybe I misjudged you.
00:03:02But I'm no idiot.
00:03:04You love my daughter, you'll sign this.
00:03:16This guarantees that you won't see a dime from the diner.
00:03:20No equity, no payout.
00:03:21But, Ted, that's not fair.
00:03:23Cindy and I discussed it.
00:03:25If he really loves you, he'll sign.
00:03:28Quinn's gonna get dumped again.
00:03:29Hmm.
00:03:30Bye-bye, bill digger.
00:03:33He looks so unsure.
00:03:35I don't want your money.
00:03:36Is he lying?
00:03:38Shit, does a fake name even work for legal documents?
00:03:46Nah, fuck it.
00:03:48I mean, what are lawyers for?
00:03:56I don't want her money.
00:04:03I want her.
00:04:11Oh, don't blow fuse, Dad.
00:04:13We'll be right back with the marriage license before you even learn how to swear words.
00:04:16Over my dead body.
00:04:18No daughter of mine's getting married next to a vending machine.
00:04:21It's gonna be done in a church, with a priest, with the whole overpriced scam that they do.
00:04:26And the first daughter who gets married gets the diner.
00:04:30So, thank God that I have the O'Hara booked for Christmas Day, the 25th.
00:04:37But don't worry, Quinn.
00:04:38I'm sure the Truck Stop Chapel will have availability for you.
00:04:41Truck Stop Wedding sounds pretty efficient to me.
00:04:43We'll get married on the 24th.
00:04:44How fitting.
00:04:45A drive-thru wedding for a drive-thru quality girl.
00:04:47We'll do the 23rd.
00:04:49A drive-thru wedding's better than a drive-by divorce.
00:04:50The 22nd.
00:04:51Stop!
00:04:52Stop!
00:04:53You're both getting married on Christmas!
00:04:56Ho, ho, ho!
00:04:58Holy hell, I need a drink!
00:05:01Daddy, that's unfair!
00:05:02You can't make me share my wedding day!
00:05:04What about the diner?
00:05:05After the wedding, I'll decide who gets the diner.
00:05:10Unless...
00:05:12Regina was correct, and this relationship's a lie.
00:05:18Sounds like a deal.
00:05:20Double wedding it is.
00:05:23No!
00:05:24Daddy, you can't let this happen!
00:05:25That day is supposed to be about me!
00:05:27Me!
00:05:28Me!
00:05:31And...
00:05:32And...
00:05:32And Georgie, of course, darling.
00:05:36I refuse to share it.
00:05:38With this human pity party.
00:05:41And her Kickstarter groom.
00:05:43Watch your mouth!
00:05:45I'm talking about your sister and your future brother-in-law.
00:05:48Now, if you want me to pay for the goddamn wedding, you're gonna get married together.
00:05:53Fine!
00:05:56The O'Hara it is.
00:05:57The O'Hara it is.
00:06:00Maybe Wesley can help pass around the appetizers.
00:06:06No way I'm sharing my glam day.
00:06:08With this bullshit relationship.
00:06:11Watch out, bitches.
00:06:12Bridezilla's coming.
00:06:13She thinks she can bully me and Quinn at my hotel.
00:06:17Man.
00:06:18She's in for a rude awakening.
00:06:21Great!
00:06:22Now that we have that...
00:06:24settled.
00:06:25We need to get going.
00:06:28Okay.
00:06:31Thank you for...
00:06:34rescuing me.
00:06:36Where are you going now?
00:06:37Home.
00:06:39With my fiancé.
00:06:45You're kidding, right?
00:06:53Oh god, it's like the world's worst aquarium.
00:06:57Careful.
00:06:58I think they can smell fear.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Better get going before my stepmom waits for us to mate for the crowd.
00:07:14Boss?
00:07:16Is he talking enough?
00:07:25Well...
00:07:34Where was I going now?
00:07:36Let me see. I just...
00:07:38Oh, bingo!
00:07:39Meaning of my will.
00:07:43I lose track sometimes.
00:07:47I believe your car is this way.
00:07:49This way.
00:07:51Well, thank you. Thank you, young man.
00:07:53Well, I guess I'd best be going before I forget who I am.
00:07:58Again!
00:07:59Yeah!
00:08:05So...
00:08:07You have a car, by chance?
00:08:10Because...
00:08:12I don't actually have one.
00:08:13Of course you don't. Yep.
00:08:16Come on.
00:08:20Something's definitely off.
00:08:37Nice place.
00:08:38It's almost like, uh...
00:08:40Christmas threw up.
00:08:41But in a cute way.
00:08:45Well, I was going for Mrs. Claus Chic.
00:08:47Mm-hmm.
00:08:49Oh, so, um...
00:08:50Do you need to go get your things?
00:08:51I'll have it delivered.
00:08:53I mean...
00:08:56I'm a simple guy.
00:08:58I don't need much.
00:08:59Okay.
00:09:05Wow.
00:09:07Classic Nordic blend.
00:09:09Reminds me of the Glug in Copenhagen.
00:09:11You've been to Copenhagen?
00:09:14Wait, I'm sorry.
00:09:15I'm sorry.
00:09:16Did you casually drop...
00:09:17Glug?
00:09:18Well, I...
00:09:19I mean, I've never been.
00:09:21I've read books, though.
00:09:23With pictures.
00:09:25Lots of pictures.
00:09:27Um...
00:09:28Listen.
00:09:29About the wedding.
00:09:30I know it's kind of awkward to get married at the hotel you work at.
00:09:33You bet.
00:09:35Because I own it.
00:09:36Well...
00:09:37I mean, look.
00:09:38It beats having to share a wedding with your fake wife's ex.
00:09:41So...
00:09:43Damn it.
00:09:44Cute and funny.
00:09:46Okay, so...
00:09:47We have what?
00:09:48Two weeks until the Christmas wedding?
00:09:50Thank God.
00:09:51And to prove that you deserve that diner?
00:09:54Mmm...
00:09:55No pressure.
00:09:56Right?
00:10:09Hey, boss.
00:10:10Where the hell are you?
00:10:12You just missed the annual layoff meeting.
00:10:14We need to cut some fat now, or we're gonna miss our year-end profit goals.
00:10:17I don't have time for this, okay?
00:10:20Just cancel it.
00:10:22Fuck it.
00:10:22Just stop it all together, alright?
00:10:23Everyone keeps their jobs for Christmas.
00:10:25What about the money?
00:10:26I don't care about money.
00:10:27I've got bigger things to deal with.
00:10:31I gotta go.
00:10:34Did he just say, who cares?
00:10:37About money?
00:10:39Oh, I mean this ass pinner has too much THC in it.
00:10:42Don't be hippies.
00:10:45Surprise, sis!
00:10:47Mom and I were so worried.
00:10:49Planning a last minute wedding?
00:10:51Seems exhausting.
00:10:53So...
00:10:54Surprise!
00:10:55I'm your wedding gift.
00:10:58That's like the weirdest thing to process on so many levels.
00:11:03Don't get cute.
00:11:04Mom's moving in to help out.
00:11:06You know, fix this charming disaster.
00:11:09And maybe teach your busboy some manners.
00:11:14You gotta be kidding me.
00:11:18Well, thank you, Cindy, for the, um...
00:11:23Thoughtful surprise, but...
00:11:25We are just fine on our own.
00:11:31I'd hardly call this fine, Quinn.
00:11:33It looks like Hobby Lobby had a nervous breakdown in there.
00:11:36Hey!
00:11:37It's called Christmas Spirit.
00:11:39And, you know what, you guys can cut the bullshit, okay?
00:11:41This is obviously just a scheme to spy on us.
00:11:44You know who thought this was a good idea?
00:11:47Daddy.
00:11:49And why wouldn't it be?
00:11:51Unless, of course, you have something to hide.
00:11:54Not at all.
00:11:57Fine.
00:11:58Please.
00:11:59Come on in, Cindy.
00:12:00Good.
00:12:01Mom will dig up dirt faster than TMZ.
00:12:03Everyone will see this is a sham.
00:12:17Oh my god!
00:12:19Oh my god!
00:12:19Yes!
00:12:19Turn around!
00:12:20Turn around!
00:12:24Well, I mean, that's one way to make the marriage look legit.
00:12:45You can't just walk around naked!
00:12:49Wait, what are you even doing here?
00:12:50I mean, Cindy was watching me like a hawk.
00:12:53It's like I stole her retirement fund.
00:12:54So what?
00:12:55Your plan is to just stay here?
00:12:58Well, I mean, if your dad finds out we're in separate rooms,
00:13:01then the whole fake marriage jig is up.
00:13:07Oh!
00:13:07Courtney!
00:13:09I'm just here for laundry.
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:23Chanel?
00:13:24It's pretty flashy for a waiter.
00:13:29Oh!
00:13:30I, uh...
00:13:31Found it at the lost and found.
00:13:33Lucky day at work.
00:13:35Okay.
00:13:37Well?
00:13:40You two have fun.
00:13:45Fine.
00:13:46You can sleep with me.
00:13:50You can sleep with me.
00:13:52Wow.
00:13:53Not even gonna ask me to dinner first.
00:13:56I mean in my room.
00:13:58You...
00:13:59Get...
00:14:00The floor.
00:14:02I knew that.
00:14:20It feels like I'm sleeping on gravel.
00:14:23Well, it's wood.
00:14:24Not your therapist.
00:14:26Go to sleep.
00:14:27Well, I would if your floor stopped abusing me.
00:14:31Use it.
00:14:39Fine!
00:14:40Just...
00:14:41Get in already.
00:14:42You sure?
00:14:43Cause I don't wanna...
00:14:44Get...
00:14:45In bed.
00:14:48What's up?
00:14:49Dude, do you want me to get weird?
00:14:52What?
00:14:52But weird is fun.
00:15:00He's really hot.
00:15:02God, Bryn, shut up.
00:15:11Hey, Quinn.
00:15:14Yeah?
00:15:15I've never spent this much time with a girl before.
00:15:19It's nice.
00:15:21You really like this girl.
00:15:23Maybe you should tell her the truth.
00:15:24Richmond?
00:15:25Fly like they breathe.
00:15:27Never again.
00:15:28No.
00:15:29She knew who I am?
00:15:31I'll lose her.
00:15:44Morning, Fluffbirds!
00:15:46I made pancakes!
00:15:48Oh God, it talks.
00:15:51Cindy.
00:15:53You can go now.
00:15:56I think I'll stay.
00:15:58I love a cozy morning chat.
00:16:16I could go for some pre-breakfast stocking stuffing.
00:16:22What can I say?
00:16:24I am a...
00:16:25sucker for...
00:16:28holiday traditions.
00:16:32Hey!
00:16:33Fame?
00:16:34Cindy is right there.
00:16:36Well...
00:16:37I mean, if she doesn't mind watching.
00:16:39It's okay.
00:16:40I think I'll go pray.
00:16:42Or...
00:16:43something.
00:16:44Okay.
00:16:56Oh my God.
00:16:57I think she's still out there.
00:17:01Well...
00:17:01I mean, yeah.
00:17:02She does think that we're...
00:17:05So we should probably...
00:17:06Oh my God!
00:17:07Dude, no!
00:17:08Make noises!
00:17:09Jeez.
00:17:14Fine.
00:17:15Okay, good.
00:17:16Ready?
00:17:17On the count of three.
00:17:18Make it loud.
00:17:19Alright?
00:17:20I cannot believe you're doing this game.
00:17:22Make sure to jump early, get it.
00:17:24Alright.
00:17:25One.
00:17:26Two.
00:17:27Three.
00:17:30Oh my God, Wesley.
00:17:32Yes.
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:33Yep.
00:17:33Right there.
00:17:34Spread that holiday cheer for Daddy!
00:17:37Oh!
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42Alright, right there.
00:17:44Alright, Wesley.
00:17:45Wesley.
00:17:46Yes!
00:17:50That was fast.
00:17:51You already have proof that their marriage is fake?
00:17:55um not exactly come on that's it what the fuck yes they're freaks
00:18:17oh come here come here come on wait
00:18:35you know you're supposed to wrap the box right not yourself I'm just giving the Christmas gift
00:18:43some love all right we got a blood sacrifice these presents better be good
00:19:14you care about me you're worrying no yes you know not heartless
00:19:25power just went out relax I mean every good Christmas movie's got a blackout right
00:19:48see not too bad it's almost like you're in a snow globe right
00:19:55it's not so bad being stuck with you
00:20:01sorry for staring you're just so beautiful
00:20:06don't apologize
00:20:15and there goes a magic hmm I don't know I think it's still here
00:20:35hey I'm headed to work
00:20:39what's wrong you don't like it no no it's it's beautiful valuable
00:20:46well then why aren't you wearing it it's a gift for my grandmother
00:20:53I love throwing West it's just I miss my mom's
00:21:00it was the one thing she gave me and Regina just threw it away
00:21:09I'll get it back for you I promise
00:21:13you know you make an awful lot of promises for someone who doesn't have much
00:21:18I don't know what you're talking about
00:21:21I've got plenty right here
00:21:33I want every inch cleared
00:21:36where's the snow I had it moved okay it's really important we find this ring
00:21:41seriously honey you're aware you're not searching for the Titanic right
00:21:46okay frosty mctrama you need to chill okay is this what a white rich boy crisis looks like
00:21:54because it's not a good look on you
00:21:58I found it
00:21:58yes
00:22:01yes yes yes yes off
00:22:02I knew we'd find it
00:22:03ew baby did you just want the help
00:22:06double chri- no triple Christmas bonuses for everybody this year
00:22:10ugh
00:22:11we lost him
00:22:13you know there is one more thing I need your help with
00:22:18really
00:22:24so truthfully what am I covering up is this scandal breakdown
00:22:28a kink
00:22:31it's for a girl
00:22:32a girl
00:22:33Wesley O'Hara look at you showing feelings
00:22:38I'm not just a girl
00:22:40the girl
00:22:41I stand corrected
00:22:45it's pretty much the gist
00:22:47that is the most white lotus thing I've ever heard
00:22:50and Carrie Coon once punched me in the face
00:22:53he was awesome
00:22:54well I mean I just want her to like me for me
00:22:58aww
00:22:58fabulous
00:22:59nothing says true love like a good old fashioned lie
00:23:03well I'll figure it out okay
00:23:06in the meantime
00:23:08have all the staff refer to me
00:23:10as one of them
00:23:11okay
00:23:11no slip-ups
00:23:12okay okay okay say less
00:23:13by the way I am loving this whole billionaire cosplay on you
00:23:17it is adorable
00:23:17okay okay okay
00:23:18shit
00:23:24bridezilla's here
00:23:24take care of that woman please
00:23:27ugh
00:23:28hey baby gaga
00:23:29you will be giving me a raise
00:23:33hey girl
00:23:38what are you doing here
00:23:39Regina
00:23:41I'm getting dirt
00:23:42on your trash bag fiance
00:23:44and planning my actual wedding
00:23:46I'm gonna need information
00:23:48on Wesley Johnson
00:23:54are you deaf
00:23:55Wesley Johnson
00:23:58oh hell no
00:24:01I'm sorry ma'am
00:24:03but we don't give out information
00:24:04about our employees
00:24:05but I'd be more than happy
00:24:06to tell you about our many exits
00:24:09oh look there's one right there
00:24:10go give it a whirl
00:24:11do you know who I am
00:24:13I'm Regina
00:24:15Byers
00:24:15VIP
00:24:17I just dropped $30,000
00:24:18on the penthouse suite
00:24:21that's what you think
00:24:26where are you and your trash bag
00:24:28Beyonce sang
00:24:29in the luck suite
00:24:30under the bridge
00:24:30oh no
00:24:32it looks like
00:24:33the penthouse is under
00:24:34Quinn Hart
00:24:35for that date
00:24:36what
00:24:37no she can't afford that
00:24:39yeah it looks like
00:24:39it's paid in full
00:24:42how did that happen
00:24:44that's bullshit
00:24:45I want my room now
00:24:47you peacock
00:24:50okay well
00:24:51it looks like
00:24:52the only rooms
00:24:53we have available
00:24:53for that date
00:24:54are the single beds
00:24:55by the dumpster
00:24:57but it's got great air flow
00:24:59get me your manager
00:25:00now
00:25:01just one moment
00:25:04oh wait I forgot
00:25:05it's me
00:25:06then get me your boss's boss
00:25:09actually
00:25:10I want Mr. O'Hara
00:25:13I want Mr. O'Hara
00:25:17oh sugarplum
00:25:19I don't think you do
00:25:20oh you're scared
00:25:21aren't you
00:25:21yeah he's a friend
00:25:22I'll make sure
00:25:23he fires your ass
00:25:24one moment
00:25:30hi Mr. O'Hara
00:25:32I have a
00:25:33um
00:25:33Miss
00:25:34Boofer
00:25:35Booger
00:25:35buyer
00:25:36sure
00:25:37she wants to speak to you
00:25:39now
00:25:40oh
00:25:41okay
00:25:45hi Mr. O'Hara
00:25:47it's so good to finally
00:25:48never met you
00:25:49you're rude
00:25:50and you're loud
00:25:51and I want you off
00:25:52of my properties
00:25:53no no no
00:25:54there must be a misunderstanding
00:25:56I'm Regina Byers
00:25:57I reserved the bridal suite
00:25:59yeah well money doesn't buy everything
00:26:01especially my respect
00:26:03suite's cancelled
00:26:04with no refund
00:26:05sue me
00:26:09Leon half security
00:26:11escort this liar
00:26:12off the premises
00:26:13for harassment
00:26:14copy that sir
00:26:16hold on a moment
00:26:17hi security
00:26:19we need to throw out some trash
00:26:21please come to the front desk
00:26:22no
00:26:24there you are
00:26:25thank you
00:26:26no
00:26:26please escort her out
00:26:28you did this
00:26:29you bitch
00:26:29bye prides in love
00:26:31goodbye now
00:26:32bye
00:26:33never come back
00:26:38bye
00:26:39never come back
00:26:40everyone hates you
00:26:44did I miss something
00:26:45um
00:26:46yeah so
00:26:48Regina just got straight up bounced
00:26:50and apparently
00:26:51Mr. O'Hara
00:26:52gifted us the bridal suite
00:26:55big
00:26:55karma moment
00:26:56I guess rich people
00:26:57aren't all that bad
00:26:58huh
00:26:58that is debatable
00:27:02well
00:27:03I've got a big surprise
00:27:04for you
00:27:05but we should
00:27:06probably get out of here
00:27:07so we can get away
00:27:08from annoying
00:27:09co-workers
00:27:14bye baby bell
00:27:23why did you kidnap me
00:27:25into the hotel kitchen
00:27:26you say kidnap
00:27:28I say adventure
00:27:30I didn't want the hotel staff
00:27:32to hear your family drama
00:27:33plus
00:27:33what's my favorite place
00:27:34in the hotel
00:27:36don't tell me you cook too
00:27:39well
00:27:39my parents were in the hotel business
00:27:41so we moved around a lot
00:27:42but
00:27:43they always told me that
00:27:45no matter where you are
00:27:46you can always make something warm
00:27:47after nothing
00:27:48that's
00:27:49actually beautiful
00:27:51so
00:27:53how about we give that
00:27:54secret family recipe a try
00:28:01hmm
00:28:01okay
00:28:02we might not have gotten
00:28:03the exact recipe
00:28:04but
00:28:06that is amazing
00:28:08you know
00:28:08you are in the wrong line of business
00:28:11no I'm not
00:28:14dessert
00:28:15no
00:28:15no
00:28:16no
00:28:16I
00:28:18cannot have one
00:28:22what is
00:28:23is that my mom's ring
00:28:25how did you find this
00:28:26long story
00:28:30oh
00:28:30oh no
00:28:36don't fall for the guy
00:28:38that you were fake married to
00:28:39no
00:28:41you can wear your mom's ring
00:28:43if you want
00:28:43no
00:28:45they both feel right
00:28:46well
00:28:47then miss heart
00:28:49will you do me the otters
00:28:53and be my fake wife again
00:28:55yes of course
00:29:05ho ho ho
00:29:06well we usually avoid doing that
00:29:09near the food
00:29:11quinn
00:29:12meet my um
00:29:13boss
00:29:14your what
00:29:18your what
00:29:21oh
00:29:21yes
00:29:22yes
00:29:23yes
00:29:23your boss
00:29:24the boss
00:29:24the big cheese
00:29:25so uh
00:29:26funny thing
00:29:27little cheese
00:29:28your other boss
00:29:29mr. o'hara
00:29:31wants to talk to you on the phone
00:29:34um
00:29:35i'll be right back
00:29:38right behind you baby bell
00:29:41interesting time you chose to be playing house
00:29:44considering that your entire fortune hangs in the balance
00:29:48it's not like that
00:29:51i mean she's different
00:29:52different how
00:29:53no trust fund
00:29:55no i mean
00:29:55she's not about any of that stuff
00:29:57don't let her pretty smile
00:29:59make her stupid
00:30:00afraid it's too late
00:30:02look uh
00:30:05now's probably a pretty good time to tell you but
00:30:07we're actually engaged
00:30:10what
00:30:11are you out of your mind
00:30:13do you barely know in a week
00:30:16i know grandpa but she's the one
00:30:18wesley listen to me now
00:30:19next week
00:30:20is
00:30:21the investors summit
00:30:23that's when i announce my retirement
00:30:25and my successor
00:30:26now if you show up
00:30:28married to a stranger
00:30:30then you're gonna tank your own valuation
00:30:33so now you're asking me to care about the company
00:30:35over my own fiance
00:30:37that is exactly
00:30:38what i'm telling you
00:30:42tell me to find
00:30:43oh shit
00:30:47i'm sorry
00:30:47hey
00:30:47i gotta go
00:30:48grandpa
00:30:49i'll talk to you later
00:30:50okay
00:30:53hey
00:30:54there you are
00:30:56hi
00:30:56the hotel policy
00:30:58can't discuss lost and found in public
00:31:00what
00:31:01legal
00:31:02mumbo
00:31:02and jumbo
00:31:03you know
00:31:03i just want to know
00:31:04how you got the ring
00:31:08wesley
00:31:11god i can't believe it's really you
00:31:13it's still magnetic
00:31:17it's been so long since we've been in a hotel together
00:31:22aren't you gonna introduce me to whatever this is
00:31:26quinn
00:31:27this is ingrid
00:31:28an old friend
00:31:31and ingrid
00:31:32this is quinn
00:31:34my fiance
00:31:46you're engaged
00:31:48to her
00:31:49is this like a social experiment
00:31:52excuse me
00:31:53why would you say that
00:31:53because i know wes
00:31:56he's not the type to settle down
00:31:57especially not with someone like you
00:32:00excuse me
00:32:01oh come on sweetie
00:32:02clearly one of you wandered out of your tax bracket
00:32:05shit
00:32:06she's about to spill i own the hotel
00:32:08ingrid
00:32:09don't
00:32:09what
00:32:11she's practically got dollar signs in her pupils
00:32:14what the hell is she talking about
00:32:16please
00:32:17i know a gold digging whore when i see one
00:32:19oh
00:32:21clearly
00:32:21money cannot buy class
00:32:23ladies why don't we just
00:32:25are you seriously gonna let her speak to me like this
00:32:27i guess i'm paying guests
00:32:29cool cool
00:32:30well hey
00:32:30um here's your complimentary wake up call
00:32:33oh
00:32:39god you know i am so sick of rich assholes who think they can treat people like shit
00:32:45honey why don't you just go outside and i'll handle this ok
00:32:48uh huh
00:32:54wesley what the hell is wrong with your charity case
00:32:58ingrid she doesn't know who i am
00:33:00she thinks i'm a server
00:33:02god
00:33:04playing poor
00:33:06you always do have a thing to role play
00:33:09Just don't tell Quinn anything.
00:33:14I'll owe you.
00:33:17Consider my lips sealed.
00:33:19Did she say her name was Quinn Hart?
00:33:22From the Hart Diner downtown.
00:33:25Small world.
00:33:27She's been calling my office for weeks trying to get a tasting.
00:33:31I've booked one for tomorrow.
00:33:33That's great.
00:33:36Enjoy.
00:33:37Remember.
00:33:40Well, I'll enjoy it, alright?
00:33:43No, no, no, no. That is impossible.
00:33:46I'm afraid it's true.
00:33:48I just bitch slapped Ingrid Ramsey.
00:33:52As in Ramsey Culinary, the investor I have been begging for weeks to visit the diner.
00:33:58I mean, you look cute doing it.
00:34:00I just turned my only potential investor into a super villain.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:04I needed her funding in order to get the diner for my dad.
00:34:07Hey, hey, hey.
00:34:08Just breathe.
00:34:10Relax.
00:34:10Okay?
00:34:11We'll get her back, I promise.
00:34:13How?
00:34:13How?
00:34:14I know.
00:34:14She's probably just gonna blacklist me as soon as her cheek stops vibrating.
00:34:21Okay, okay.
00:34:21So, we're gonna give her the best meal she's ever had.
00:34:24Alright?
00:34:26You make it sound so easy.
00:34:27Well, it is when it's what you do.
00:34:29And this is what you do best.
00:34:31So.
00:34:38Time to get going, chef.
00:34:44How's it going over here?
00:34:53Oh!
00:34:55You're just ridiculous.
00:34:57You're just ridiculous.
00:35:10Screw professionalism.
00:35:28I thought you said no kissing.
00:35:39I thought I was a boss.
00:35:41So.
00:35:43Copy that.
00:35:44Darling, you've been on my mind.
00:35:54If we're gonna be intimate, I can't keep lying to her.
00:35:58Quinn, there's something that I should tell you.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:05I can't tell her now.
00:36:06It'll ruin her big day.
00:36:08You know what?
00:36:09You've got a big day tomorrow.
00:36:12I'll let you get some rest.
00:36:15Hey, you two.
00:36:16I made you some cocktails to help you relax.
00:36:19Thanks.
00:36:24I, um, I'll sleep on the couch tonight, alright?
00:36:28Just to give you some rest.
00:36:31He doesn't want me.
00:36:35Quinn.
00:36:36Quinn left.
00:36:38She asked me to tell you that she wanted some quiet before the tasting.
00:36:42Okay.
00:36:45Guess I really blew last night.
00:36:59Your girlfriend is late.
00:37:01Is she freaked out?
00:37:07Don't worry, Daddy.
00:37:08I'll save the day.
00:37:14Shit.
00:37:15Cindy.
00:37:16The drinks.
00:37:35If Ramsay Corp is looking to invest, I got something better.
00:37:45Quinn!
00:37:48Cindy drugged you.
00:37:49We gotta go.
00:37:50We're gonna be late.
00:37:51Come on.
00:37:56With all the Aspen traffic, you'll never make it to the diner in time.
00:38:01Might as well crawl back into bed.
00:38:03Watch us.
00:38:05Oh.
00:38:07Cindy!
00:38:08Get the fuck out of our house.
00:38:15Hart's diner is literally sitting in the most valuable real estate in Aspen.
00:38:23And my sister wants to waste it on pancakes.
00:38:40I'm proposing a lifestyle brand.
00:38:44One that practically prints money.
00:38:48And money is the only thing that matters.
00:38:52Regina.
00:38:54Exactly when were you gonna tell me about this?
00:38:57Who cares, Daddy?
00:39:00The one person who gives up flying crap about this dump isn't even here.
00:39:05So that makes the diner mine.
00:39:07Which means I can do whatever I want.
00:39:16Sorry, I am late.
00:39:17Sorry, I am late.
00:39:18Sorry, I am late.
00:39:27I promise, it's worth the wait.
00:39:31Thank you so much for being here.
00:39:33My mom, Angela, started this place about 20 years ago.
00:39:37She believed that a good meal could fix about anything.
00:39:42She was right.
00:39:44I hope.
00:39:50She used to say that every flavor told a story.
00:39:53The butter?
00:39:54Hope.
00:39:55And the crumble?
00:39:57Regret.
00:39:58A little sugar on top.
00:39:59Please.
00:40:24That was perfect.
00:40:25Couldn't have done it without your help.
00:40:31Nice touch.
00:40:32Using your dead mommy for pity points.
00:40:36I thought pity was your department.
00:40:44Honey, that was incredible.
00:40:47I guess I forgot whose dream it really was.
00:40:50The place is yours.
00:40:51It's your dining room.
00:40:53Oh my god, oh my god.
00:40:54Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:40:57Daddy, no!
00:41:00You can find a job elsewhere.
00:41:06Regina, wait!
00:41:09This is not finished.
00:41:11Mark my words.
00:41:14Your mother would be so proud.
00:41:19I guess I got it all wrong about you.
00:41:22Welcome aboard.
00:41:23I said, thank you, sir.
00:41:25But I mean, I really can't take any credit for this.
00:41:27I mean, it's all her.
00:41:36Gwyn, congrats.
00:41:38It was unanimous.
00:41:40Ramsey Corpus investing.
00:41:42Oh my god, thank you!
00:41:43Oh, thank you.
00:41:46About the other day, water under a bridge.
00:41:50Actually, may I speak to you alone for a moment?
00:41:59It's fine, just put your up on me, okay?
00:42:11Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.
00:42:14Shh.
00:42:22Like I said, Crotten, I hope we can move past what happened.
00:42:26Me too.
00:42:26You know Wes and I go way back.
00:42:29I was just looking out for you.
00:42:32I'm sorry, you're looking out for me?
00:42:34Well...
00:42:35How?
00:42:37I heard your last relationships were problematic and...
00:42:42I would hate to see you humiliated again.
00:42:46Are you implying that my fiancé is a cheater?
00:42:51No, but woman to woman, you really don't know who you're marrying.
00:42:58And so I said that this is a crazy business idea.
00:43:01Because who would actually put those two things together to make a business?
00:43:06Right?
00:43:06Yeah!
00:43:08I don't know, I don't know, but I'm hoping that she figures it out.
00:43:16Chanel?
00:43:17That's pretty flashy for a waiter.
00:43:19It's been so long since we've been in a hotel together.
00:43:23Your secret's safe with me.
00:43:24The watch.
00:43:25The clothes.
00:43:26The hotel stays.
00:43:27Plus, he's an amazing kisser.
00:43:30Oh my god.
00:43:31He's not just a waiter.
00:43:32He is on the menu.
00:43:34Wesley's a male escort?
00:43:39That's why he pulled away last night.
00:43:40Of course, I mean, why would a professional waste time on free labor?
00:43:47I...
00:43:48I just need a minute.
00:43:58I couldn't help but overhear.
00:44:02You know my brother-in-law?
00:44:04We've crossed paths.
00:44:06But...
00:44:07Quinn's not exactly his...
00:44:10demographic.
00:44:13She's like if Pinterest became a human.
00:44:17Nobody should be swiping right on that.
00:44:20I'd be a much better fit.
00:44:22Wouldn't you agree?
00:44:23Oh, absolutely, Miss Ramsey.
00:44:26I know how we could both get our way.
00:44:34I'll make them break up.
00:44:36I'll make it ugly.
00:44:38And you convinced the board
00:44:41that my condo
00:44:43is the wiser investment.
00:44:45Breaking hearts and building condos?
00:44:49How very civilized.
00:44:53Deal.
00:45:07There you are.
00:45:09Thought you got inducted into Ingrid's cult.
00:45:11Tempting.
00:45:12Didn't look like she needed any more hands-on help.
00:45:19You said you wanted to come clean last night.
00:45:21So...
00:45:23Let's hear it.
00:45:30What?
00:45:34I...
00:45:38So sorry.
00:45:41So sorry.
00:45:43Work.
00:45:47Wesley.
00:45:48I need you to meet with the Dubai suppliers tonight.
00:45:51Alright?
00:45:52Oh, they're...
00:45:52They're sending that tough lady again.
00:45:55Oh, they're sending that tough lady again.
00:45:55Can't Leon take her?
00:45:57A client.
00:45:58It's gotta be a client.
00:45:59Yeah, I know she rides it hard, but I mean, I don't have the time.
00:46:04Leon's in on it too?
00:46:05Oh my god, it's a whole sex ring!
00:46:08You know what, whatever.
00:46:09I'll deal with it myself.
00:46:10Alright?
00:46:10Alright.
00:46:18I just got called in for a last minute shift.
00:46:20I'll explain everything later, okay?
00:46:28Screw this.
00:46:29I'm getting answers.
00:46:33Hi.
00:46:35Do you have a reservation?
00:46:37Um...
00:46:38Not exactly.
00:46:39Um...
00:46:40I was just wondering if Wesley was working tonight?
00:46:43Um...
00:46:43I am so sorry he's not here.
00:46:48Could you...
00:46:49Could you please...
00:46:51Please look for him?
00:46:52Please.
00:46:53It's urgent.
00:47:02The restaurant just called.
00:47:03Some lady just came in asking about Mr. O'Hara.
00:47:06Ugh.
00:47:08Bridezilla is a bridezilla.
00:47:09Does she look crazy?
00:47:10Ask if she looks crazy.
00:47:13Does she look crazy?
00:47:15Uh...
00:47:15Yeah.
00:47:17Kinda.
00:47:19Ugh!
00:47:20Knew it!
00:47:20Okay.
00:47:21Have her blacklisted.
00:47:22Kick her out.
00:47:23Oh!
00:47:23And warn Valet.
00:47:24Cause she seems like the kind of bitch that would just Kia Tesla.
00:47:29I am so sorry ma'am.
00:47:33You...
00:47:33Could maybe try some...
00:47:35Elsewhere.
00:47:38Why...
00:47:38Is she acting like I am asking for Voldemort?
00:47:43Okay.
00:47:43Right.
00:47:45Um...
00:47:45If you see him, could you just tell him...
00:47:48I'm...
00:47:48I'm here.
00:47:50Beyonce?
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:52And I'm Beyonce.
00:47:54I will definitely let him know.
00:47:57Okay.
00:47:59Another wildfire contained by moi.
00:48:02Oh!
00:48:03And remind everybody.
00:48:05Anyone leaks about Mr. O'Hara, and they are gone faster than a puppy dog in Christy Gnome's house.
00:48:22Okay, stealth mode.
00:48:24Just a normal girl stalking her prostitute fiancee in a five-star restaurant.
00:48:34Oh, I guess you didn't lie about being at work.
00:48:37You want loyalty?
00:48:38You got it.
00:48:39If you're looking for blood, you can find someone else.
00:48:42Hmm.
00:48:44Hmm.
00:48:44You've got your grandfather's bite.
00:48:46I like it.
00:48:49You've got yourself a deal.
00:48:53I didn't realize perk meant dessert and screwing a stranger.
00:49:03I'm married.
00:49:04Let's keep this professional.
00:49:06Oh.
00:49:08Apologies.
00:49:10I must have misread the room.
00:49:12Well, walk me upstairs.
00:49:13I'll get you those contracts for my suite.
00:49:16Hmm.
00:49:17After you.
00:49:35There you go.
00:49:36Well, looking forward to be working with you.
00:49:38Likewise.
00:49:39Have a nice night.
00:49:41Bye.
00:49:43Bye.
00:49:44Wesley.
00:49:45I forgot a page.
00:49:51Excuse me.
00:49:53Hi.
00:49:53Sorry.
00:49:54You work here, right?
00:49:56I'm looking for Mr. O'Hara.
00:49:59Mr. O'Hara?
00:50:01You know, the fine gentleman who owns this hotel.
00:50:05Okay.
00:50:06I need to give this contract to him in person.
00:50:08It's confidential.
00:50:09I haven't seen him.
00:50:12Sorry.
00:50:14Why is everyone so obsessed with this guy?
00:50:22Yeah, I'm just inspecting the laundry.
00:50:29Very dirty weekend.
00:50:33Working hard, or hardly working, you can stop lying.
00:50:41I know the truth.
00:50:44I saw you with that woman.
00:50:48Shit on a stick.
00:50:49She knows.
00:50:50Listen, Quinn, I meant to tell you-
00:50:52No, you know what?
00:50:52You can save it.
00:50:55Here.
00:50:56For the other night.
00:50:58What the hell is this?
00:51:00Payment?
00:51:02For services rendered?
00:51:04Sorry, it's a little light.
00:51:06I don't tip liars.
00:51:08What are you talking about?
00:51:09You seriously think I couldn't figure this out?
00:51:11The suits.
00:51:12The women.
00:51:13That is why you didn't take the money.
00:51:15I told you I don't need your money.
00:51:17Don't need it?
00:51:18Or I didn't meet your rate.
00:51:20The only reason why I stopped the other night was because I wanted to tell you the truth
00:51:23first.
00:51:23You know, just drop the moral code, Wes.
00:51:27It's not the part about you selling yourself that hurts, but the part that kills me is that
00:51:35you sold me a lie.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:39What are you talking about?
00:51:40Just drop the bullshit.
00:51:43I know the truth.
00:51:53Quinn, I don't know how to say this lightly, but do you think I'm a prostitute?
00:51:59What?
00:52:00What?
00:52:00Is that not the preferred term?
00:52:04You sex worker?
00:52:06Romantic freelancer?
00:52:07What?
00:52:08I'm not a prostitute.
00:52:12Honestly, it's fine.
00:52:14Okay.
00:52:14Just no judgment.
00:52:16I know what I saw.
00:52:19Well, that woman, the only reason why she was there was because she was signing contracts.
00:52:25She supplies for the hotel.
00:52:28I'm looking for Mr. O'Hara.
00:52:29I need to give this contract to him in person.
00:52:36So you're not a prostitute?
00:52:40No.
00:52:41I mean, I'm flattered that you think I could be, but no.
00:52:45Oh, my God.
00:52:46Oh, my God.
00:52:47That's why she wanted to get the contract to Mr. O'Hara.
00:52:52Wow, that guy is really hard to come by, huh?
00:52:54Yeah, he's like super mysterious like Batman.
00:52:57Did you drop something?
00:52:59No, no.
00:53:00Must have been the win.
00:53:01It's super dramatic tonight.
00:53:05I owe you an apology.
00:53:08Sorry.
00:53:14So, Miss Hart, what are you going to do to make it up to me?
00:53:19Well, I guess that depends.
00:53:25What's the damage?
00:53:27Well, people keep raving about the magic of this place.
00:53:31Oh, yeah?
00:53:31I figure it could be a better place.
00:53:35All right.
00:53:37Mr. Johnson, tomorrow I am taking you on a Christmas in Aspen extravaganza.
00:53:46The whole cheesy shebang.
00:53:48And I really want to try my one.
00:53:51That's super satisfying.
00:53:57Hakokoa!
00:53:58Hakokoa!
00:53:59Hakokoa for Christmas!
00:54:01Where's the QR code?
00:54:04maka...
00:54:05order with your mouth.
00:54:07How am I supposed to pick my milk to syrup ratio?
00:54:10I do that and I will literally push you in the snow.
00:54:14Well, thank you.
00:54:17Cheers.
00:54:26Shall we?
00:54:27Shall.
00:54:34No.
00:54:37It's for the children, Quinn.
00:54:44Fine.
00:55:01I'm really starting to feel the magic.
00:55:05You ever notice how Christmas lights make everything look better?
00:55:09Do you like lights, huh?
00:55:12Make the world softer?
00:55:20No way!
00:55:22No way!
00:55:23Can we just manifest this?
00:55:25Hey.
00:55:26Looks like you really brought the magic.
00:55:30It's beautiful.
00:55:34What are you...
00:55:35What are you...
00:55:39Are you so pretty?
00:55:41I love you.
00:56:18The lights really love you.
00:56:23You look like a billion bucks.
00:56:27This is the perfect time to tell her the truth.
00:56:33Quinn.
00:56:37Quinn.
00:56:39There you are!
00:56:41God, does a PDA ever stop with you two?
00:56:44What do you want, Regina?
00:56:45You missed the bridal fitting.
00:56:47What?
00:56:47I didn't know about the fitting.
00:56:50Oh, right.
00:56:52Silly me.
00:56:53I must have forgotten.
00:56:55Oh, my God.
00:56:56On purpose.
00:56:57On purpose.
00:56:57Her slot's long gone.
00:56:58She'll be lucky to find a napkin to wear.
00:57:04Hi there.
00:57:06My stepsister missed her fitting, so I'm guessing you don't have any more dresses left.
00:57:11Maybe there'll be availability at Party City.
00:57:14Actually, Miss Hart, your dresses are all set aside.
00:57:17Your stylist already sent over the final things.
00:57:21Stylist?
00:57:23My blow dryer barely works.
00:57:25That's Paris Couture.
00:57:26The kind that come with bodyguards.
00:57:28You didn't send those to me.
00:57:30They were custom-made for, Miss Hart.
00:57:33Her?
00:57:34She can't even afford the hanger.
00:57:36The lies detected there.
00:57:38They're already paid for.
00:57:40A gift from the O'Hara's for their friend, Mr. Johnson.
00:57:51Wearing it for him feels right.
00:57:56Nice dress, sis.
00:57:58A little plain, though.
00:58:01What?
00:58:02Regina, are you...
00:58:03I am such a klutz.
00:58:05Let me fix it.
00:58:11Now it's fast.
00:58:13You're welcome.
00:58:19Now we're balanced, bitch.
00:58:22You bitch!
00:58:23You're ruining my life!
00:58:26You literally shoplifted my groom.
00:58:29Oh, please.
00:58:30He was on his way to dump your Dollar Tree ass on his own.
00:58:34No!
00:58:35No!
00:58:36Wait!
00:58:37Wait!
00:58:37This is a bridal shop, not a Coachella-marche pet.
00:58:40You just cost me hundreds of thousands in damage.
00:58:44One of you is paying.
00:58:45She started it.
00:58:47Charge her.
00:58:48If neither of you can pay, I will have to call the police.
00:58:52No need.
00:58:53The O'Hara family will happily cover double the damages.
00:58:58Oh, and this disaster?
00:59:00You can deal with her.
00:59:04I watched her personally destroy Mr. O'Hara's dress.
00:59:07I assume you'll be sending her the bill to cover the cost.
00:59:10Of course, sir.
00:59:12Miss, that was over a hundred grand.
00:59:14Will you be paying, or should I call the police?
00:59:18A hundred what?
00:59:20I'm going to kill you!
00:59:23Talk to her like that again, and you won't leave here pretty.
00:59:26What are you going to do, busboy?
00:59:29Fold me?
00:59:30Security?
00:59:32Fold her.
00:59:33To go.
00:59:36This isn't over!
00:59:38You're going to perfect this!
00:59:41I thought I told you to take care of Miss Hart.
00:59:43Sir, I'm terribly sorry.
00:59:45And I'll personally find Miss Hart the perfect gown.
00:59:47No need.
00:59:48I already have it.
00:59:53This?
00:59:58This dress is perfect.
01:00:02It's somehow familiar.
01:00:05It should be.
01:00:07What's your mother's?
01:00:10I went to your dad.
01:00:11We found it in the attic.
01:00:13I mean, he was in rough shape, but...
01:00:15I got it fixed up.
01:00:17Wes?
01:00:19I did not believe you did this.
01:00:22Pretty good for a pretend wedding, huh?
01:00:26I know there's something real here.
01:00:28I wonder what's holding him back.
01:00:30I wish it was real.
01:00:32I really wish I was marrying her.
01:00:33God, just say it.
01:00:35Tell her the truth.
01:00:36Can I say something?
01:00:40Listen, even someone like Mr. O'Hara
01:00:42couldn't get a dress like this.
01:00:45For what it is worth,
01:00:46I'm glad it's you.
01:00:48I'd pick you over some rich jerk any day.
01:01:16I think I love you.
01:01:19No, not like this.
01:01:21If we do this now,
01:01:22it'll just be another lie.
01:01:23I'll tell her after the wedding.
01:01:24Sorry we were getting carried away.
01:01:29I'm going to stay at a hotel room tonight.
01:01:31I will see you tomorrow at the rehearsal dinner.
01:01:35Wes, wait, wait!
01:01:46Aw, baby cheese.
01:01:48Come on.
01:01:49No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:50Drinking is not going to fix your problems.
01:01:53It's just going to make you all loaded.
01:01:55I don't want to be with her more than anything.
01:01:58Well, why don't you be honest with her?
01:02:02Surprise!
01:02:02I'm a billionaire!
01:02:05Trust me, that's lazy parties.
01:02:07Oh, that works.
01:02:08She doesn't like this.
01:02:09She just...
01:02:10I don't know why.
01:02:12Hey.
01:02:13Hey.
01:02:13Look at me.
01:02:15Run after her.
01:02:17Okay?
01:02:23Okay.
01:02:24You got 48 hours until aisle time,
01:02:27and you literally look like it's that stock footage for divorce.
01:02:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:02:32Pick up your face.
01:02:34There we go.
01:02:36Little tempo's coming out.
01:02:38You got this.
01:02:40She really think she'll want me?
01:02:44She really think she'll want me?
01:02:45Hey.
01:02:46If she doesn't take you,
01:02:48I will.
01:02:49Oh, but fair warning.
01:02:50I snore.
01:02:52And I spend.
01:02:53You good to go?
01:02:55Come, come, come.
01:02:56We got...
01:02:57Ooh.
01:02:58Ooh.
01:02:58Yeah, you got this, baby boy.
01:03:04The blushing bride isn't at her own rehearsal.
01:03:07Did you leave her in the broom closet where you came from?
01:03:10She'll be there.
01:03:12I invited someone special.
01:03:14Ought to liven things up.
01:03:16Who?
01:03:17Your therapist?
01:03:18Try Mr. O'Hara.
01:03:20I'm surprised you didn't invite him since you're such tight bros.
01:03:23Wouldn't exactly call us bros.
01:03:25Oh, really?
01:03:26Then why did you buy all these dresses for Quinn?
01:03:29Maybe I give good table service.
01:03:31How would a low-life waiter know a billionaire?
01:03:34I bet you got one of your waiter friends to pretend to be him.
01:03:37Fun conspiracy.
01:03:38Did you workshop that between the vodkas or after?
01:03:42Cut the bullshit.
01:03:43If you and O'Hara are such pals, tell me what he's like.
01:04:02Well, up until a few weeks ago.
01:04:05Kind of cold, but then he met a girl.
01:04:11Yeah, right.
01:04:12That man is married to his money.
01:04:15Mr. O'Hara requested this to be sent down.
01:04:18He apologizes for not being able to make it.
01:04:21Appreciate the gesture.
01:04:25That's a $10,000 Rothschild!
01:04:28Guess he felt bad for not being able to make it to your chicken dance.
01:04:34Enough games, busboy!
01:04:36I'm getting to the bottom of this shitstorm!
01:04:42Locked and loaded.
01:04:43By tonight, she'll lose it all.
01:04:45Always a pleasure doing business with the devil.
01:04:48No.
01:05:03If it's not my favorite little mistake.
01:05:06Stop.
01:05:07Where's your, uh, dumb busboy, huh?
01:05:10Did he finally realize you're a lousy tipper and checked out?
01:05:14Okay, George, you're drunk.
01:05:15Just go home.
01:05:16You know he's not better than me, huh?
01:05:20You left me, remember?
01:05:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:23But then I saw you in this dress, and I thought I shouldn't do that.
01:05:27You know, I was thinking maybe you need to remember what it feels like
01:05:30if you were the real man.
01:05:31Because you were just, you were fucking disgusting.
01:05:32You were, you were marrying my stepsister.
01:05:34Oh, who gives a shit, huh?
01:05:36I can screw whoever I want.
01:05:38Haven't you asked yourself why I'm marrying your stepsister?
01:05:41She's half a smart, twice it's easy.
01:05:51You fucking bitch!
01:05:56Touch her again?
01:05:57Now rip your arm off, you big piece of shit.
01:06:00Oh, limp, you guys can't get my dick out of your m-
01:06:02Just relax, bro, I'm just trying to warm her up.
01:06:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:06:09This is my party!
01:06:10Try me, and I'll make sure you spend your honeymoon in fucking ICU.
01:06:14You know what?
01:06:15She's not worth it.
01:06:17I need another drink.
01:06:25So about last night.
01:06:27Just stick to the plan, okay?
01:06:28I get your check, I get my diner.
01:06:31Clean and simple.
01:06:32I don't want clean and simple.
01:06:33I don't care how messy it is or anything.
01:06:35I want you.
01:06:38Because I...
01:06:40I love you.
01:06:43What?
01:06:44I love you.
01:06:45Like love love you, like the stupid kind.
01:06:48And I don't care how messy any of this is.
01:06:50Because when I look at you, I just...
01:06:51I see home.
01:06:53I don't want to pretend.
01:06:54I want forever.
01:06:56Starting tomorrow.
01:06:58There's, um, something I need to tell you in private.
01:07:03Meet me in the condo in 10?
01:07:07You know, if this ends in room service and champagne,
01:07:11I'm not complaining.
01:07:16Okay.
01:07:17Okay.
01:07:21Les!
01:07:23Can I speak to you alone?
01:07:25I'm busy.
01:07:27It won't take long.
01:07:28Just one drink with me.
01:07:30Upstairs.
01:07:31Not gonna happen.
01:07:33Then maybe Quinn should find out the truth about you.
01:07:37Right now.
01:07:39In front of everyone.
01:07:43Then maybe Quinn should find out the truth about you.
01:07:48Right now.
01:07:49In front of everyone.
01:07:50Fine.
01:07:51One drink.
01:07:54One drink.
01:07:59What do you want?
01:08:01Oh, come on.
01:08:03You know what I want.
01:08:05You.
01:08:07I should have known you'd pull some shit like that.
01:08:09Quinn's gonna be here any minute.
01:08:11I'm telling her the truth.
01:08:12You can go now.
01:08:14You're right.
01:08:16I overplayed it.
01:08:19Here's a toast.
01:08:20For old time's sake.
01:08:31There.
01:08:33He's done.
01:08:34Doors that way.
01:08:36Oh, Wesley.
01:08:38Just getting to the fun part.
01:08:41What?
01:08:44What did you do?
01:08:47We dropped it tonight.
01:08:48Silly.
01:08:49For old time's sake.
01:08:51No.
01:09:00How did he even afford this?
01:09:06Wes?
01:09:07Wes?
01:09:11Hey, Wes.
01:09:12What was that?
01:09:15Oh, Jesus.
01:09:17Quinn?
01:09:18Do you always just barge into other people's rooms?
01:09:21Wes?
01:09:23I.
01:09:25I don't understand.
01:09:26He told me to come here.
01:09:29Sweetie.
01:09:33Probably to dump you.
01:09:36I tried to warn you.
01:09:37Men like him collect women like Starbucks points.
01:09:43He just told me he loved me.
01:09:47He always tells me that.
01:09:49Usually after round two.
01:09:51He played you.
01:09:53Quinn.
01:09:55You're just the latest side dish.
01:09:57No.
01:09:59No, I don't believe you.
01:10:02Sure?
01:10:05Take a look.
01:10:10You know, right?
01:10:12He really knows how to express himself.
01:10:18Come on, Wes.
01:10:19Wes, talk to me.
01:10:20This isn't true, is it?
01:10:21Come on, Wes.
01:10:26He's earned it.
01:10:32You know, when he wakes up, you can tell him that he is an asshole, and I am done.
01:10:46He's earned it.
01:10:48Come on.
01:11:00Oh, my apologies. I have room service for Mr. O'Hara.
01:11:04Wrong room.
01:11:05God, why can't no one ever...
01:11:06I mean, I'm sorry.
01:11:26She's gone now. It's just us.
01:11:33What did you do?
01:11:36Just a little digital theater.
01:11:39What every girl does when she's bored.
01:11:42Miss sneak under daddy.
01:11:45Energy unmatched.
01:11:48You really should change this stupid dog lock screen.
01:11:58You texted yourself from my phone?
01:12:02Her face.
01:12:04Legendary.
01:12:06It was like she saw Santa making out with her mom.
01:12:10Oh, she left this for you.
01:12:15She looks way better on me.
01:12:17Don't you think?
01:12:18You crazy bitch!
01:12:21Hey, I kept my promise.
01:12:22I didn't tell her who you are.
01:12:24Just that we bound.
01:12:26I never touched you.
01:12:27You know what you're doing.
01:12:30Leon, remove Miss Ramsey from all O'Hara residents and make sure her family is out of the business entirely
01:12:38by tonight.
01:12:39And have this room sanitized with fire.
01:12:42You wouldn't.
01:12:44Our families go back ages.
01:12:45Your grandfather wouldn't allow it.
01:12:48Watch me.
01:12:53Move your ass.
01:12:54Or I know.
01:12:56Get the fuck out!
01:13:03You're going to work for this.
01:13:14Even if she never forgives me, she deserves the truth.
01:13:26Wesley's a liar.
01:13:28Just like George.
01:13:30I should have known better this time.
01:13:37Craig.
01:13:39No, stop.
01:13:40I promise I did not sleep with her.
01:13:42I would never do that to you.
01:13:42You know what?
01:13:43Just drop the act, okay?
01:13:44Show's over.
01:13:46Please, just let me explain.
01:13:52Yeah, please.
01:13:53Don't keep your girl waiting.
01:13:55Queen, just...
01:13:57Grandpa, I can't talk now.
01:13:58Sir, your grandfather's had a heart attack.
01:14:00He's been transferred to our private care residence.
01:14:03We need you here ASAP.
01:14:09Gramps, thank God you're okay.
01:14:15Hmm.
01:14:19Barely.
01:14:20A trip that close to the pearly gates gives a man perspective.
01:14:35I don't know what the hell's going on with that boy.
01:14:39Why do you look so alive?
01:14:42Maybe this place is magical after all.
01:14:46Oh, the way that you lit up around her.
01:14:49It's the way I was with your grandma, too, you know.
01:14:55I should have never made you choose, you know.
01:14:58I just...
01:14:59I didn't want you to get hurt.
01:15:03I forgot that love always carries with it a risk of heartbreak.
01:15:11That's what makes it real.
01:15:24Hopefully I can't make it for the wedding tomorrow at a hotel.
01:15:38You found the magic, Wessie.
01:15:41If you understand true love, then you can run a hotel where folks feel it, too.
01:15:51Grandma, be so proud.
01:16:04Hey, boo.
01:16:08What's your boy doing?
01:16:10We're talking inside.
01:16:12Uh, give this to him.
01:16:14It's from the police.
01:16:17They just arrested Ingrid.
01:16:20Uh, super dramatic.
01:16:22I recorded all her screams.
01:16:30Tongue scream?
01:16:35Ingrid drugged...
01:16:36Wesley?
01:16:39Hey, I am...
01:16:40I am so sorry.
01:16:42I am so sorry.
01:16:43God, I should have believed you.
01:16:45No, Quinn.
01:16:46You were right not to.
01:16:49Huh?
01:16:51I lied.
01:16:52I've been lying.
01:16:54Mr. O'Hara, we need your signature.
01:16:56I'm sorry.
01:17:01Is it you asked for boss?
01:17:02I have room service for Mr. O'Hara.
01:17:05Boss?
01:17:05Hey, hopefully I can make it to your wedding tomorrow at our hotel.
01:17:14Mr. O'Hara?
01:17:17I'm...
01:17:18Wesley Johnson O'Hara.
01:17:24I'm Wesley Johnson O'Hara, like the baseball player.
01:17:31Of course you are.
01:17:33Of course you are.
01:17:34That's...
01:17:35That's how you got the dresses.
01:17:37In the house, that's...
01:17:38That's why everyone treats you like you're some...
01:17:41Undercover prince.
01:17:43Oh my god, I am so stupid.
01:17:45I am so stupid.
01:17:47No, no, no, no.
01:17:48I just...
01:17:49You said you didn't like rich guys, so I...
01:17:50What, so you thought that lying was gonna make that better?
01:17:53Yes.
01:17:54I mean, no, no, no.
01:17:56Don't, don't, don't.
01:17:56I am so done with rich, lying assholes.
01:18:01Quinn, I love you.
01:18:07How the hell am I supposed to believe that?
01:18:10I don't even know who you are anymore.
01:18:25She got ditched right before the wedding again.
01:18:27Some girls just don't learn.
01:18:30I heard that the whole engagement was just a sham.
01:18:40Poor little Quinn.
01:18:42Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
01:18:45After today, I am done with you.
01:18:50Oh, you're done all right.
01:18:51Because now that you're husbandless, the diner is mine.
01:18:55We'll send you an invite to the demolition.
01:18:59Excuse me.
01:19:00I'm gonna go enjoy my wedding.
01:19:05Oh, God.
01:19:07Fifty years ago, my beloved wife, Sophia, and myself, we opened our first hotel in Aspen.
01:19:13And today, oh, it is my great honor to hand the reins over to our new CEO, my grandson, Wesley
01:19:22O'Hara.
01:19:30For as long as I can remember, I've waited for this moment.
01:19:34And now that it's here, I want it.
01:19:41I don't want it.
01:19:47Money, power, legacy, doesn't mean a damn thing if the person that you love is walking away.
01:19:56Now, she's in that room right now.
01:19:59And if I had any chance to make it right, I have to take it.
01:20:03I'm sorry.
01:20:06I'm sorry.
01:20:08I'm sorry.
01:20:09I'm sorry.
01:20:11I'm sorry.
01:20:14Sir, the bride told me to not let you into the venue.
01:20:17I own the venue, and I pay your salary.
01:20:22Appreciate it.
01:20:28I, George, take you, Regina.
01:20:31I object!
01:20:34God damn it!
01:20:36This guy again?
01:20:38Quinn, I need to speak with you.
01:20:41Oh, no.
01:20:42Quinn doesn't need to waste another second on the help.
01:20:45Yeah.
01:20:45Well, what she doesn't need is to be harassed by some creep in his micro penis you can't keep
01:20:49in his pants.
01:20:51Stop it!
01:20:52You're ruining my wedding!
01:20:55Georgie, what is he talking about?
01:20:57He's talking about how George tried to force himself on me last night.
01:21:02Oh, she is a lying slut!
01:21:06Seriously?
01:21:07Really?
01:21:08Let's fact check that.
01:21:11I can screw whoever I want.
01:21:13Haven't you asked yourself why I'm marrying your stepsister?
01:21:16She's half as smart, twice as easy.
01:21:20You what?
01:21:24Oh!
01:21:31Loverbutt, I can explain everything!
01:21:33It's over!
01:21:34And BT Dubs, your dick is not tiny.
01:21:37It's a damn rounding error!
01:21:43Also, security picked up you and Ingrid drugging me, so have fun explaining that to
01:21:48the police.
01:21:50Security?
01:21:52Let's take out Mr. Tiny and his annoying girlfriend to the curb, please.
01:21:57No!
01:21:58You can't do this!
01:21:59You're a nobody!
01:22:00Allow me to reintroduce myself.
01:22:02I'm Wesley O'Hara, and I own this place.
01:22:08Well, I did.
01:22:10Until I gave it up for a shot with the woman I love.
01:22:15You gave up the hotel for me?
01:22:18You said you don't want to marry a rich guy, so consider me unrich.
01:22:23I'll be anything you want.
01:22:36I don't need you to be anyone else.
01:22:41I just want you.
01:22:43I feel the most mean when I'm with you.
01:22:48I'm so sorry I lied.
01:22:50I just didn't want to lose you.
01:22:55If you give me another chance,
01:22:58I promise
01:22:59that I will spend my entire life
01:23:02earning the way that you look at me right now.
01:23:05Okay.
01:23:08Queen heart.
01:23:13Oh, wow!
01:23:19Will you marry me?
01:23:21Like, really marry me?
01:23:24Yes!
01:23:27Yes!
01:23:27Yes!
01:23:34All right.
01:23:35I'll go change.
01:23:37Okay.
01:23:38And meet me in the courtyard.
01:23:41You want to get married right now?
01:23:43It's all set up, babas.
01:23:45It's time for you to shine.
01:23:48And I've got some hot cocoa,
01:23:50some Christmas magic.
01:23:52Okay.
01:23:52And I've got a surprise, too.
01:23:54Okay.
01:23:58And do you,
01:23:59Quinn Jessica Hart,
01:24:01take Wesley Johnson O'Hara
01:24:03to be your husband?
01:24:04Whatever his name is this week,
01:24:06I will take him.
01:24:07Aw.
01:24:08Well, by the power vested in me
01:24:10by the fabulous state of Colorado,
01:24:12you may now kiss each other
01:24:14and make everyone super jealous.
01:24:31I'm sorry for leaving the meeting
01:24:33and walking away from the company.
01:24:36Well,
01:24:37walking away won't be that easy, lad.
01:24:42Everyone knows
01:24:43that you've always had this hotel
01:24:46as your own.
01:24:50Congratulations.
01:24:52Yeah.
01:24:55You got the girl and the hotel.
01:24:57Not bad, huh?
01:25:00Oh, uh,
01:25:01except one condition.
01:25:04You run it.
01:25:07Together.
01:25:08What?
01:25:09Huh?
01:25:16Okay.
01:25:17This is a lot longer to get to
01:25:19than I remember.
01:25:20Oh, it's not that long.
01:25:23Okay.
01:25:25Shall we?
01:25:25Okay, um...
01:25:27Oh, okay.
01:25:29One, two, three.
01:25:35Oh, my...
01:25:38Where?
01:25:47Is that my mom's?
01:26:00That's it.
01:26:02That's a recipe.
01:26:04Secret ingredient.
01:26:05Just some burnt sugar
01:26:07and some black molasses.
01:26:27Ew, it's so bitter.
01:26:29It's supposed to be a sweetheart.
01:26:32The bitter makes the sweet butter,
01:26:34just like how it melts tears into love.
01:26:43You brought her back to me.
01:26:45No, you did.
01:26:49I just helped a little.
01:26:53Merry Christmas,
01:26:55Mrs. O'Hara.
01:26:56Merry Christmas is coming.
01:27:01Merry Christmas is coming.
01:27:06Merry Christmas is coming.
01:27:07Merry Christmas is coming.
01:27:08Merry Christmas is coming.
01:27:08Merry Christmas is coming.
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