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00:00:36Okay, please don't forget to remind him, okay?
00:00:41But you signed it.
00:00:44It was by far your best one.
00:00:46You didn't like the others?
00:00:47No, I didn't.
00:00:50Five, four.
00:00:53Well, we are thrilled to have Jillian James back with us with her new book.
00:00:57It's called How to Pick Your Second Husband.
00:00:59Hey, Jillian, welcome to the show.
00:01:00Thank you for having me.
00:01:01Now, you take a very practical look at picking your husband.
00:01:04What inspired you to write this?
00:01:05Well, every 36 seconds, there's a divorce happening in America,
00:01:09which tells me there's a problem, and we could be doing something better.
00:01:12Are you suggesting that we pick a husband the same way we might write out a grocery list?
00:01:15Well, when you go out to buy a car, you know what options you want.
00:01:19You ask to see a report to make sure it hasn't been damaged.
00:01:23Yes.
00:01:23When we go out to dinner, we own good reviews.
00:01:26Well, you know, that's true.
00:01:27I live on my Yelp.
00:01:28Exactly.
00:01:29And in the most important decision of our life, we rely on feelings.
00:01:34Yes, but come on.
00:01:35Don't you think the heart wants what the heart wants?
00:01:38All right, well, I'm going to tell you what my viewers want.
00:01:40They want to know, is this how you picked your husband?
00:01:42Oh, Justin and I met in grad school.
00:01:45We had a lot in common.
00:01:47We had the same friends, same goals.
00:01:50So, yes, I would say so.
00:01:52He fit into the profile of what I needed.
00:01:54Good.
00:01:54This is good stuff.
00:01:55And I'm so sorry we're out of time.
00:01:56But I do have to offer you a congratulations.
00:01:58You're getting a very special award tonight.
00:02:01I will thank you so much for this.
00:02:02And if you haven't gotten your copy of the book, you need to.
00:02:05All right, we'll be back right after this.
00:02:07That was great.
00:02:08Good luck and everything.
00:02:09Oh, you know what?
00:02:10I referred you to two of my friends, Lauren and Jack Murray.
00:02:13Oh.
00:02:13You know, they were the perfect couple until, I don't know,
00:02:16it all just blew up.
00:02:17Oh, that's too bad.
00:02:18Well, actually, if you ask me,
00:02:19they are so busy playing the blame game
00:02:21that they just ought to look in the mirror.
00:02:23All right, come on.
00:02:54You're fine.
00:02:56You're doing great.
00:02:59Remember what we talked about.
00:03:03You know what Harry brought me out here?
00:03:05All he did was yell at me.
00:03:08Do this.
00:03:09Do that.
00:03:10Well, at least Harry came.
00:03:12Could you imagine Bob out here?
00:03:14There isn't some car to drive around in all day
00:03:17or some cute little girl serving snacks.
00:03:20For Jillian.
00:03:22Hey, Hudson.
00:03:23Hi, Justin.
00:03:24I'm confirming you'll be there before 7.
00:03:25Beware.
00:03:26Justin, don't do this to me.
00:03:28I don't, uh...
00:03:29The dinner for Jillian.
00:03:30I'm kidding.
00:03:31I wouldn't forget that.
00:03:33Good.
00:03:34Okay, 7 o'clock in St. Jane's room.
00:03:36Suit and tie.
00:03:37Jillian laid them out for you.
00:03:39Please don't be late.
00:03:40Got it, boss.
00:04:09Don't break from St. Jane's room.
00:04:10I'd go to St. Jane's room already.
00:04:13I've talked about this trans performing room
00:04:15but I did so a lot of work at the centre.
00:04:19Watch this at home.
00:04:23I hope it's not a big difference.
00:04:51Would you excuse me for a second?
00:04:54Hi.
00:04:55Hey, you look great.
00:04:56Where's your suit?
00:04:58I'm happy to see you too.
00:05:00No one's looking at me.
00:05:01They're all looking at you.
00:05:04You're wearing your boots.
00:05:06I promise, no one's looking at my feet.
00:05:18You would have looked so perfect.
00:05:21Let it go.
00:05:24It's a nice evening, you gave a great speech, and it's over now.
00:05:30Just once, I wish things would go as planned.
00:05:33Sorry, I was running a few minutes behind.
00:05:37Forget it, it's fine.
00:05:41I'm not the therapist, but that sounds a little passive-aggressive.
00:05:45You're right.
00:05:47You're not the therapist.
00:05:57Keep it all bottled in some day.
00:06:01It's gonna spew.
00:06:02I think your word's word.
00:06:04Let it go.
00:06:05I get it.
00:06:05You're not changing.
00:06:07What's wrong with me?
00:06:12I'm tired.
00:06:13I'm going to sleep.
00:06:15Let's get here.
00:06:21It's supposed to be out of the middle of the night.
00:06:23It's probably one of the nicest days in the entire summer.
00:06:26Wall to wall sunshine.
00:06:27And low humidity.
00:06:28Look at the very low humidity.
00:06:29Look at the high temperatures.
00:06:29Low to a few mid 80s through the Nermak Valley Metro West.
00:06:32We'll go around the cave today in the upper 70s, but really the key here is to drive comfortable air,
00:06:38pleasant overnight temperatures, nice afternoons.
00:06:41It's all courtesy of high pressure warming down by high air from the north.
00:06:44But the humidity is to our south west, and that's what we'll build back in, not so much tomorrow, but
00:06:50by high air to the upper 80s.
00:06:52I'm surprised you still have any teeth left to brush.
00:06:57I'll wear my night guard tonight.
00:07:00You're still mad I didn't wear a suit last night?
00:07:03When you say it like that, you make me sound petty.
00:07:06Well, then what is it?
00:07:08I feel like you don't respect me enough to be there for me when I ask.
00:07:14Jill, I was there.
00:07:16You were barely there.
00:07:22I don't even know what that means.
00:07:24Well, it means that I would like to depend on you once in a while.
00:07:34Well, I have an early anniversary gift for you.
00:07:38What, are you going to wave something shiny in front of me?
00:07:45No, I know better than the pick-out jewelry for you.
00:07:48I booked us that trip we always talk about.
00:07:49We'll be in Paris for our anniversary.
00:07:53Wow.
00:07:55That's very sweet of you.
00:08:02You know, it was you that always talked about that trip.
00:08:07And you know I can't go, not now.
00:08:10You can or you won't?
00:08:11No, I can't.
00:08:13My publisher needs the first draft of my next book by the end of the month.
00:08:18I'm telling you there was some kind of mobile device that you could take with you and write while you're
00:08:25away.
00:08:27I don't even have an idea yet.
00:08:41You know, a lot of people think that's my best one.
00:08:45Make a list.
00:08:47Your ideal husband would...
00:08:48Okay, can we not do this now?
00:08:50My ideal husband would...
00:08:56Wear suits and always be on time.
00:09:07That's what you thought you were getting.
00:09:12You weren't happy.
00:09:15Yeah, now you're not happy.
00:09:17You can't make me happy or unhappy.
00:09:21You don't have that power.
00:09:24But you wish I'd worn the Navy suit.
00:09:29I have a nine o'clock.
00:09:33You always conveniently have an appointment whenever we start to talk.
00:09:37We just talked.
00:09:48Great.
00:09:50Here, take mine.
00:09:51No, it's fine.
00:10:09Justin, drop this by while you were with someone.
00:10:13Dinner's 6 p.m. at the Oak Room.
00:10:15And Jake never does anything like that.
00:10:19I'll be right back with you.
00:10:20It's your menu.
00:10:21Thanks.
00:10:23Those are the best short ribs I ever had.
00:10:26I'm ready to go home and pack.
00:10:27How about you?
00:10:29I told you I can't go.
00:10:31I know.
00:10:32You don't love surprises.
00:10:34This is the only way I could...
00:10:36You thought you'd trap me.
00:10:39I wouldn't call it a trap.
00:10:42Look, how can I go when I have so much going on?
00:10:50Just because you can't go doesn't mean I can't go, right?
00:10:55You want to go on our trip without me.
00:11:00Well, uh...
00:11:02Thanks.
00:11:03Anything else?
00:11:03Coffee?
00:11:04No, we're fine.
00:11:07Just the bell.
00:11:10You think you can fix something with a trip?
00:11:12You can't.
00:11:15You're saying you want me to stay?
00:11:17As in not go?
00:11:19Well, just because I can't go doesn't mean I want you to go without me.
00:11:22Yeah, then come with me.
00:11:24No, I have a deadline.
00:11:26Your life is one big deadline.
00:11:29Well, somebody has to pay the bills.
00:11:33There it is.
00:11:41I'm ready to go.
00:11:54What should I tell everyone?
00:11:57Whatever you want.
00:12:09If you could go back in time and do it all over again, would you choose me?
00:12:22Simple question, Jill.
00:12:24You shouldn't have to think.
00:12:35Just go.
00:12:42I'm ready to get caught.
00:12:45I'm ready to go.
00:12:46I...
00:13:36If I have your permission, I will be taping our session.
00:13:39Will anyone see them?
00:13:41No, no, absolutely not.
00:13:42All right.
00:13:45So, how long have you been married?
00:13:47Two years.
00:13:48And how long have you and your husband been having problems?
00:13:52If I had to be honest, before we got married.
00:13:55And you overlooked them.
00:13:57Why?
00:13:59All of my friends were getting married.
00:14:01And that's what you wanted.
00:14:04We had a beautiful wedding.
00:14:07So, you got married and found out that marriage doesn't fix everything.
00:14:12Problems don't go away.
00:14:13No, they did.
00:14:15We had an amazing honeymoon.
00:14:17We spent a month touring Italy.
00:14:19And then when we came home, everything slowly became ordinary.
00:14:25Ordinary?
00:14:25Kind of boring.
00:14:27Peter's an investment banker.
00:14:29Do you know what an investment banker does?
00:14:32He works.
00:14:33All the time.
00:14:34Even when he's home, he's working.
00:14:37And you never told him how you feel?
00:14:40Every time I bring it up, he gets mad and we end up fighting.
00:14:44So, you decided to have a baby.
00:14:47I thought it might make things better.
00:14:49And your husband agreed that this was a good idea?
00:14:52I waited until I was pregnant to tell him.
00:14:55I think it's more romantic, don't you?
00:14:58Like an old movie.
00:14:59I just love old movies.
00:15:01So, you didn't think that he should be included in this decision?
00:15:05I didn't need to.
00:15:07I was taking the pill, so I stopped and I got pregnant.
00:15:12Right.
00:15:13Of course you did.
00:15:16So, what do you want now?
00:15:19I want Peter to want to spend more time with me.
00:15:22And you thought the baby would help with that?
00:15:24I am beginning to think there's a problem with him.
00:15:29With him.
00:15:32Okay.
00:15:38Good boy.
00:15:39Isn't he cute?
00:15:41I think I put up some sad music to go with those sad eyes.
00:15:43Look, he likes you.
00:15:45Are we doing this again?
00:15:46You asked me to take one of these sad little dogs just because they don't have a home?
00:15:49You are in a great mood.
00:15:51Oh, well, you wouldn't believe what Justin did.
00:15:53Well, unless he's peeing on your carpet, I don't think I can help you.
00:15:56No, he expected me to just drop everything and go on some stupid trip with him.
00:16:01But you didn't want to go?
00:16:02Well, I can't.
00:16:03So, he just packed his bag and left.
00:16:06That doesn't sound like Justin.
00:16:08Okay, why does everyone think that he's the cool, easygoing one and I'm...
00:16:13Maybe he's wanderlust.
00:16:14That's the thing, you know.
00:16:15Or, um, he could be going through a midlife crisis early.
00:16:18Okay, we're not midlife.
00:16:20I said early.
00:16:21I can't just leave on a whim.
00:16:24You know, they do say absence makes the heart grow.
00:16:27What is it?
00:16:28Closer?
00:16:29You know what?
00:16:29No, I'm not the problem.
00:16:31It's him.
00:16:32We used to want the same things and now I can't even get him into a suit without a fight.
00:16:37Tell me this isn't about clothes.
00:16:38What happened to the guy I married?
00:16:40Huh?
00:16:40I feel like I don't even know him anymore.
00:16:42You know, this probably isn't even about you.
00:16:44He's going to come back and everything is going to be just fine.
00:16:49What if it isn't?
00:16:52You want to go get some food?
00:16:54No, I'm not hungry.
00:16:56And you can watch me eat.
00:16:58No?
00:17:00No, I got to get back to the office so other people can tell me all about their terrible problems.
00:17:05Fonder.
00:17:06Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
00:17:45Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
00:18:06So, how did it go this week?
00:18:09Jack, why don't you go first?
00:18:11Okay, well, I tried to do everything she wanted.
00:18:14That's the problem.
00:18:15I don't want you to try to do what I want.
00:18:18I want you to want to do those things.
00:18:20See, you'd think she'd be happy I'm even trying.
00:18:23What's my motivation?
00:18:24You need motivation.
00:18:25Okay, let's just back up.
00:18:27Let's agree that you two being here this week is good.
00:18:31And we can agree that there's still work to do.
00:18:34Let's look at your marriage as a team sport.
00:18:38And you two are teammates.
00:18:40You're not competing against each other.
00:18:42I don't play team sports.
00:18:43I run.
00:18:45Can you say that you can trust Jack?
00:18:47Can you depend on him?
00:18:49Not really.
00:18:50Okay, well, we have to talk about that because without trust...
00:18:53What did I ever do?
00:18:54This doesn't have to be about you, Jack.
00:18:58Look, you two have gone through a lot of experiences that, in childhood and past relationships, that shape who you
00:19:05are.
00:19:08This is you, Lauren.
00:19:11And this is Jack.
00:19:14See, you're filled with marbles, otherwise known as baggage.
00:19:20And when we start dating, you guys are so polite that you keep your marbles to yourself.
00:19:26But in an intimate relationship, you just start bumping into each other.
00:19:32It's only natural.
00:19:34I mean, we can't keep from it.
00:19:36This is the stuff that we have in us.
00:19:38It's going to come out, and you have to deal with this stuff.
00:19:42Are you okay?
00:19:46Yes.
00:19:48Yes.
00:19:50Yes.
00:19:52I think we should continue this next week.
00:20:14I'm going to run out and grab some lunch.
00:20:15You want anything?
00:20:19Would you say that I'm closed off?
00:20:22Unable to let anyone in?
00:20:24I mean, we all have stuff from our past, right?
00:20:28Absolutely.
00:20:30I mean, unless you know what you need to deal with, you're going to let it out on someone you're
00:20:33close to.
00:20:34In one of my classes, we're talking about self-awareness.
00:20:38It's amazing how all the little pieces of our lives become the sum total of who we are and our
00:20:43relationships.
00:20:47I think I'll have the salad.
00:20:49Okay.
00:20:50A salad.
00:20:53And don't forget, the vinaigrette on the side.
00:20:57Yes.
00:20:57Got it.
00:21:02I swear, his goal has got to be to annoy me.
00:21:04There's no way he cannot be trying.
00:21:06I think it just comes naturally.
00:21:08I just wish Justin had taken Gary with him on his expedition.
00:21:11You were so lucky, I would kill for some alone time.
00:21:14Well, me time is very important.
00:21:17It's healthy.
00:21:18I just want to sleep.
00:21:21Tommy's been sipping in our bed again, which means Larry is taking Tommy's bed and pretending not to hear him
00:21:26cry.
00:21:27Okay, not as a therapist, but as a friend.
00:21:29You have got to get Tommy out of your bed.
00:21:32He's too old for that.
00:21:33Can you tell me how?
00:21:34I am so tired I cannot think.
00:21:37You are the most married person I know.
00:21:40How are you guys still happy?
00:21:43How is your me time?
00:21:46It's very quiet.
00:21:49That is something.
00:21:50It is not around here.
00:21:52Hello.
00:21:53Hello, hello.
00:21:54I wish someone was that excited to see me when I get home.
00:21:57Well, if you had a dog.
00:21:58Well, except I don't want a dog.
00:22:00Come to the park with us.
00:22:01It's Saturday.
00:22:02You're allowed to have fun.
00:22:04Well, I'm working on my new book.
00:22:06Oh, now that does sound fun.
00:22:08Hey, it is.
00:22:09I finally have an idea.
00:22:11It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.
00:22:13You know, if I can give people something quantitative,
00:22:16something that they can just check off the list,
00:22:18like I'm doing that or I need to...
00:22:19Yeah, yeah.
00:22:20Nicole's going to throw the frisbee to Maddie and me.
00:22:23So, uh, have you found the secret yet?
00:22:25Not yet.
00:22:26But I'm compiling a list of the traits of my relationships
00:22:28of the clients that I work with
00:22:30or the couples that I know,
00:22:32like you guys on the success side.
00:22:34Once I find the common denominator,
00:22:37well, that's a secret.
00:22:39But you guys have fun.
00:22:41Thanks.
00:22:41Bye.
00:22:42Bye, Annie.
00:22:43Bye.
00:22:43Bye.
00:22:44Thanks for brunch.
00:22:48Why did you and Daddy split up?
00:22:50I mean, I know that it was another woman,
00:22:52but was that all?
00:22:54Is that not enough?
00:22:55Well, I mean, an affair is normally a symptom,
00:22:57not a problem.
00:22:59I found your father's girlfriend to be a problem.
00:23:02We didn't communicate.
00:23:04We grew apart.
00:23:06Had nothing in common.
00:23:09Yada, yada, yada.
00:23:10That's helpful.
00:23:11Did Justin...
00:23:12No, no, no, no, no.
00:23:16You are an accomplished, independent woman,
00:23:19and you don't need a man.
00:23:21Don't you miss the companionship?
00:23:23I have a cat.
00:23:27Don't look at me like that.
00:23:28I just have one cat.
00:23:29And that's your dream in life,
00:23:31just a cat to live happily ever after with?
00:23:34I am not wasting my time
00:23:35chasing something that doesn't exist.
00:23:37Yes, but it does exist.
00:23:39I've seen it.
00:23:41It's rare, but I've seen it.
00:23:43And look, you've seen it, too.
00:23:45Grandma and Grandpa have it.
00:23:46They're happy.
00:23:48Okay, it exists,
00:23:49but it's extremely rare.
00:23:51And my mother made her whole life
00:23:53about my father.
00:23:54Is that what you want to do?
00:24:03Hey, Jill, come on.
00:24:04Let your grandpa finish that.
00:24:05It's gonna rain.
00:24:07It's gonna rain.
00:24:08I'll be in there.
00:24:27You look like you have the weight of the world
00:24:28on your shoulders.
00:24:30You know, I'm, uh, writing a new book.
00:24:32It's called
00:24:33How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.
00:24:35It's wonderful.
00:24:36Yeah, it's a great title,
00:24:37but it's all I have.
00:24:40So this is where I get to impart my words of wisdom?
00:24:44Yep.
00:24:46I'm gonna tell you what my mother told me.
00:24:50Find someone you love,
00:24:51and then hold on,
00:24:54because it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
00:24:57You know, I was kind of hoping
00:24:58that you'd give me a list of do's and don'ts.
00:25:00You know, the secrets.
00:25:03You're overthinking it.
00:25:04It's not that hard.
00:25:05Or that easy.
00:25:07I know it's hard.
00:25:08I'm not sure about easy.
00:25:11I mean, you found the right guy.
00:25:14How did you do that?
00:25:15Found him?
00:25:17There were two boys my age,
00:25:19and he had the car.
00:25:21My family grew up in a small town,
00:25:23and he lived right down the road.
00:25:26You picked Grandpa because he had a car?
00:25:30Hey, things were a lot more pragmatic
00:25:32back in those days.
00:25:33And he's really cute, too.
00:25:39He was cute,
00:25:40and he had a car.
00:25:42You got it.
00:25:46Hey.
00:25:47Hey, hi.
00:25:48Hi.
00:25:49Hi.
00:25:50Mm, so,
00:25:51you find that secret sauce yet?
00:25:53You guys make it look so easy.
00:25:54Anyone that thinks relationships are easy
00:25:56hasn't been in one.
00:25:57What are you talking about?
00:25:58Hey, do you need help?
00:25:59No, I think
00:26:01I have it under control.
00:26:04I love her.
00:26:05Erin, you want a taste?
00:26:06Yeah.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:08Okay.
00:26:09Mm.
00:26:11Aw.
00:26:12All right, that's all you get until dinner.
00:26:14Will you do me a favor
00:26:15and finish putting ice in the glasses
00:26:17and also light the candles?
00:26:18I'm on it.
00:26:19Thanks, Erin.
00:26:22Huh.
00:26:23Well, you obviously have it all figured out.
00:26:25What's up?
00:26:27You literally have Erin eating out of your hand.
00:26:29Oh, very funny.
00:26:30Oh, I'm serious.
00:26:31Like, he would do anything for you,
00:26:33and he'd be happy to do it.
00:26:35He adores you.
00:26:36Anything else, Arnie?
00:26:38Maybe some music.
00:26:40Go get your toy and take it to Daddy.
00:26:46You are a puppet master.
00:26:49I just know what they want.
00:26:53I'll get it.
00:26:56Unbelievable.
00:27:04Okay, seriously?
00:27:06I thought you guys had something rare,
00:27:08something that I wanted.
00:27:09That's the gift.
00:27:10You burst my bubble.
00:27:13Erin is the best thing that's ever happened to me,
00:27:15and we were both very happy.
00:27:17Your bubble is fine.
00:27:18Did you have him neuter, too?
00:27:20Stop it.
00:27:21You know, maybe there is no secret.
00:27:22Maybe it's, like, Al Capone's vault.
00:27:24Nothing there.
00:27:25You know, I spend my day listening to marriage problems
00:27:28that I can't fix,
00:27:29and all I want to say to them is, like,
00:27:30why did you ever get married?
00:27:32Maybe you should take some time off.
00:27:33You know, people, they think, they expect
00:27:35that they're going to be in some part of
00:27:36a very small, exclusive group
00:27:38of the people that found the right person.
00:27:40But there's what?
00:27:41There's seven billion people in the world?
00:27:44Okay, yeah, those are great odds.
00:27:46Okay, how many of those have you had?
00:27:47Have you slept?
00:27:48No.
00:27:48I have to finish the book
00:27:50that unlocks the secret to happiness
00:27:51in a relationship,
00:27:52and when Justin gets home,
00:27:54if Justin ever gets home,
00:27:56I need to know the secrets.
00:27:57This stays between the two of us,
00:27:59you understand?
00:28:01I treat my husband
00:28:03the way I want to be treated.
00:28:06Okay, see, that's not funny.
00:28:08No, you can see how vulnerable I am.
00:28:10What do you want?
00:28:11Why is it that people that know exactly
00:28:13what it takes to have a successful marriage
00:28:15don't want to tell you?
00:28:16Like, what, there's only enough happiness?
00:28:18Is that it?
00:28:19If you breathe a word of this to anyone,
00:28:22I will deny it.
00:28:26So we hadn't been married for very long,
00:28:28and we were fine.
00:28:30We were adjusting to married life,
00:28:32and I decided that I wanted a puppy,
00:28:35and so we got one,
00:28:36and he was adorable and a handful,
00:28:39and we read all of the books,
00:28:40and nothing was working,
00:28:42so we decided to go to a class.
00:28:44The woman was amazing.
00:28:46She was a miracle worker,
00:28:47and she made it look so easy.
00:28:49She suggested that we get another dog
00:28:51to keep our dog company during the day
00:28:52when we weren't there,
00:28:53and I asked with this one if I could train.
00:28:56No, because I wanted to learn how to do it myself.
00:28:58Oh, so she taught you to be the dog whisperer.
00:29:01She taught me everything about training a dog.
00:29:16So you accidentally trained your husband?
00:29:19No, I just realized how good dogs have it.
00:29:23They do something good to give them a treat.
00:29:25Who doesn't want that?
00:29:26They come when you call,
00:29:27you pat them on the head.
00:29:28Go for walks, they're happy.
00:29:31Okay, so you're saying that walks and treats
00:29:34are the secret to your marriage?
00:29:36Does that sound silly?
00:29:37No, no, it doesn't sound silly.
00:29:39That's, it's ridiculous.
00:30:12Can I help you find something?
00:30:13Yes, hi.
00:30:14I was looking for a book on training a puppy.
00:30:17Oh, what kind is he?
00:30:18I don't know yet.
00:30:20Just thinking about getting one.
00:30:21Oh, well, you know they're a lot of work.
00:30:23I'd recommend getting one that's already been trained.
00:30:26We had an awful time.
00:30:28We had to replace the carpet to get rid of the smell.
00:30:31Oh, right here.
00:30:33Let's see.
00:30:34Oh, here.
00:30:35This one.
00:30:38And, you know, take your time.
00:30:40And pick the one that's right for you.
00:30:43I will.
00:30:44Thank you so much.
00:30:44You're welcome.
00:31:21So, about our talk last week.
00:31:24I know.
00:31:25You think I'm clinical.
00:31:27I went to the library and checked out some books on the subject.
00:31:30Surprisingly, it parallels on some behavioral studies that have already been done.
00:31:34I'd like to try some of those for my new book.
00:31:37Hi.
00:31:38Lots of treats.
00:31:39Lots of treats.
00:31:40I got some treats right here.
00:31:43Yeah.
00:31:45Oh, you're the best.
00:31:48Come on.
00:31:50See?
00:31:51That's unbelievable.
00:31:52You want one?
00:31:53No, you know I don't eat cookies.
00:31:56But I will take one of those dogs you're always trying to get rid of.
00:31:59We're just a loner.
00:32:01Are you serious?
00:32:02Let's go.
00:32:08Oh, look.
00:32:09Sad dog's still here.
00:32:10I told you no one would want him.
00:32:12I think it's meant to be.
00:32:15Come here, little munchkin.
00:32:16Come on.
00:32:19Um, yeah.
00:32:20Well, is he trained?
00:32:22Oh, Henry will be easy.
00:32:24He's smart.
00:32:25You think he looks smart?
00:32:27You two are perfect for each other.
00:32:36No, no.
00:32:39Well, I guess we should have gone outside first, huh?
00:32:42Okay, come on, Henry.
00:32:45Come on.
00:32:46I'll take you outside.
00:32:48Let's go do that.
00:32:50All right, you ready?
00:32:54You got to walk.
00:32:56Henry, walk.
00:32:58Come on.
00:32:59Okay.
00:33:02Okay, we got you.
00:33:04We...
00:33:10Henry, come on.
00:33:11All right.
00:33:12Well, take your time.
00:33:14You probably need to get acclimated.
00:33:20Did she give me a dog with fleets?
00:33:23Hey, Henry.
00:33:25Henry, do you need to go?
00:33:27I wonder if there's an app for bathroom breaks
00:33:32so we don't have another little accident.
00:33:35Puddle and pile.
00:33:37Huh.
00:33:39Planning is the key to everything.
00:33:41You'll see, Henry.
00:33:58So, about Joanne.
00:34:02What's that?
00:34:03Nothing.
00:34:06Sorry, it's...
00:34:07It's a puppy.
00:34:09Go on.
00:34:10Can we get him out?
00:34:12I'm afraid that will send the wrong message.
00:34:14I think it'll hurt just once.
00:34:19Look at him.
00:34:22Oh, come here.
00:34:24He's a beast.
00:34:26You just want someone to pick you up, don't you?
00:34:29Hold on.
00:34:31This isn't very professional.
00:34:35You should charge extra for puppy therapy.
00:34:38Well, he's not mine, but I'll take a note of that.
00:34:42How's he doing through the night?
00:34:44I'm sure he'll do fine.
00:34:46Well, some of the nights are rough.
00:34:49I have him on a schedule.
00:34:51So, about Joanne.
00:34:54Nothing I do seems to make her happy.
00:34:57Well, no, you can't.
00:34:59You can do things with her that you think that she might enjoy,
00:35:02but ultimately it's up to her.
00:35:05She's responsible for her own feelings.
00:35:07I don't know.
00:35:09I just wish there was something.
00:35:11Why don't we try and get her in again?
00:35:15You should come home with me.
00:35:17That might make her happy.
00:35:18Ha!
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20I'll see you next week.
00:35:22Hopefully with Joanne.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25Bye-bye.
00:35:28Okay.
00:35:30Hey, what am I going to do with you?
00:35:35Are you hungry?
00:35:41I don't understand why Justin is out traveling the world and you got a dog.
00:35:47What's going on?
00:35:48I didn't get a dog.
00:35:50I'm just helping Nicole out.
00:35:53This is temporary.
00:35:53That's all.
00:35:55You don't think you're trying to cover up the fact that your biological clock is ticking away
00:35:59and your husband's not having the time of his life?
00:36:03I'm sorry.
00:36:04Did you learn that in one of your classes, too?
00:36:07I'm not sharing my personal relationship or my reproductive life plan with you, Hudson.
00:36:13A dog is just that.
00:36:14A dog.
00:36:15Your doctor's office keeps leaving you messages.
00:36:17I don't know what to say.
00:36:18That's all.
00:36:20Okay, so you're obviously aware that Justin is gone now.
00:36:22But I thought it was you.
00:36:24I will be making my own doctor's appointment from now on.
00:36:28Sorry.
00:36:29Didn't know you were so sensitive about it.
00:36:31Oh, I'm not.
00:36:31I'm not.
00:36:32I'm fine.
00:36:32I'm fine.
00:36:34You know, I could really use a coffee run right now.
00:36:51Hudson doesn't know what she's talking about, does she?
00:36:54I mean, what does she know?
00:36:56What does she know about having a baby?
00:36:58I mean, I'm not one of those women that has to have a baby.
00:37:01I have a career.
00:37:03I mean, what would I do with a baby?
00:37:05I can't just put a baby in a crate in a corner.
00:37:11I was surprised Nicole even trusted me to take care of you.
00:37:15What do you do?
00:37:45Hey, buddy. What's wrong?
00:37:48Are you afraid of the dark?
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54I'm only negotiating this once with you.
00:38:01I'm only doing it once, okay?
00:38:04But you have to stay in the kennel.
00:38:05I don't want to send the wrong message.
00:38:07Hey, let me finish.
00:38:09You can sleep by my bed, okay?
00:38:15I know you're probably lonely, and I'm tired.
00:38:18If you keep doing that, let's go to bed, all right?
00:38:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
00:38:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:45We gotta go out there.
00:38:47Come on.
00:38:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:38:49Come on.
00:38:51Ow!
00:38:51Ow!
00:38:53Okay.
00:38:54Come on.
00:38:55Oh.
00:38:58Oh.
00:38:59Oh.
00:39:02Oh.
00:39:05Oh.
00:39:17Hi.
00:39:18I'm returning the dog.
00:39:20I showed it where it's supposed to go to the bathroom, and it's going everywhere but there.
00:39:24And also, I didn't know dogs were supposed to be nocturnal. I didn't read that anywhere.
00:39:28It's a puppy.
00:39:28It takes time.
00:39:29You just have to be consistent.
00:39:31Well, when am I supposed to go to sleep?
00:39:34What if I fall asleep while listening to a client?
00:39:36How are you going to do research for your book if I take care of you?
00:39:39Okay, well, that's not fair.
00:39:41You have to help me.
00:39:42Come to class.
00:39:42We'll start on some basic commands.
00:39:47What?
00:39:58All right.
00:39:59Looking good.
00:40:00Very good.
00:40:02Good sit.
00:40:04Good sit.
00:40:05Good sit.
00:40:06Oh.
00:40:07Okay.
00:40:08Hi.
00:40:10Well, we don't beg when we want our dog to do something.
00:40:13We use a voice that's easy for them to understand the command.
00:40:15Henry, sit.
00:40:18Oh, okay.
00:40:19I've seen that before.
00:40:21Good sit.
00:40:22Practice with him a few more times, okay?
00:40:24Okay.
00:40:25Um, these are for Henry.
00:40:29All right.
00:40:30Henry.
00:40:30Thank you so much for being here.
00:40:37Remember, short leash.
00:40:38Close to you.
00:40:39He's good, right?
00:40:41Yeah, he is.
00:40:41He is a good boy.
00:40:42Well, you make it look so easy.
00:40:44Just give him praise when they learn something new.
00:40:47I use that in my book.
00:40:49Have you heard from Justin?
00:40:50No, not a word.
00:40:52I thought he would text or something, let me know he's alive, but...
00:40:54Did you reach out?
00:40:57My assistant follows him on Instagram.
00:40:58You could call.
00:41:00You think?
00:41:01Well, seeing as we're not in junior high and we're married, yeah.
00:41:05Okay, but don't you think he would call if he'd want to talk?
00:41:08Do you want to fix things?
00:41:11Take the first step.
00:41:14What should I say?
00:41:15Well, you're the marriage therapist, so you probably know better than me,
00:41:19but maybe you could start with something like...
00:41:22How are you?
00:41:24Where are you?
00:41:26Leave with that.
00:41:28Okay.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:29I can do that.
00:42:02It's beautiful here.
00:42:07Who are you?
00:42:21I'll send you a picture.
00:42:23I'll send you a picture.
00:42:25I'll send you a picture.
00:43:00I assume something's wrong when you didn't show up.
00:43:04Oh, Henry, this is Mona. Mona.
00:43:06Henry?
00:43:07Cats are so much more civilized.
00:43:10I'm sorry. I completely forgot about today.
00:43:12Did your housekeeper quit?
00:43:15Oh, no. I'm trying to bake cookies.
00:43:18You don't eat cookies.
00:43:20Well, I thought it would be nice for when Justin gets home.
00:43:23Gets home? From where?
00:43:25He's in Europe.
00:43:27Europe?
00:43:28Yeah, he's working.
00:43:30He wanted me to go with him, but, you know, just, I'm busy.
00:43:34Shouldn't you be European to be a European tour guide?
00:43:37He's an adventure expedition specialist.
00:43:40I'm sorry. How is that different from a tour guide?
00:43:43Well, the way you say it, it's demeaning.
00:43:46How else to say it? He went to law school and the right times rocked.
00:43:49He wasn't happy.
00:43:50Everybody thinks they need to be happy.
00:43:53Happiness is elusive.
00:43:54I mean, how would you possibly even know if you found it?
00:43:56I just find it exhausting.
00:43:59Well, at least one of you is still working. What is this?
00:44:03It's called How to Unlock the Secret to a Happy Marriage.
00:44:07Good. Then you can read it.
00:44:10Oh, I think Henry needs to...
00:44:13Henry!
00:44:14I hate to say this, but people do not buy weight loss books from overweight writers.
00:44:21Okay, today we are going to teach down, which is why we first taught Sit.
00:44:28He's clearly an overachiever.
00:44:30He shouldn't be in a beginner's class. You're doing fine.
00:44:34Self-esteem.
00:44:35Alright, when you want your dog to go down,
00:44:37you simply hold the treat in front of their nose,
00:44:40lead them down to the ground,
00:44:41and when their belly touches the ground,
00:44:44you say,
00:44:44yes, good down,
00:44:46and give them a treat.
00:44:48Okay.
00:45:02Okay, yes, this is wonderful.
00:45:04Keep practicing.
00:45:07Great, that looks great.
00:45:11Alright, everyone, practice for next week,
00:45:13and we will see you then.
00:45:15Alright, take care.
00:45:17Hmm.
00:45:18Yes, you've been practicing good.
00:45:20Thanks.
00:45:21I was talking about Henry, but you too?
00:45:24Great job.
00:45:26I texted Justin last night.
00:45:28Oh, and how is he?
00:45:30Good, I think.
00:45:31He didn't say a lot.
00:45:32Okay, well, that's a start, right?
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:35I bet he's your best student.
00:45:38Well, I'm not supposed to choose favorites, but...
00:45:41Yeah, he's the best.
00:45:42I knew it.
00:45:43Wait, I did.
00:45:48I have an exercise I'd like for you guys to try this week.
00:45:52Will you try?
00:45:54Sure.
00:45:55I bet you used to do this when you were dating.
00:45:58I want you to say thank you, and you're welcome,
00:46:01like you would to a total stranger.
00:46:04It's easy for us to take each other for granted, but a simple thank you...
00:46:07Why would I thank him?
00:46:09It's just as much his trash as it is mine.
00:46:11It's not all my trash.
00:46:13I do more around the house than he does.
00:46:15If you tell me what it is you want me to do, I'll do it.
00:46:20Often we want our spouses to know what it is we want without telling them,
00:46:24which is extremely difficult.
00:46:27I mean, we're being honest with ourselves.
00:46:28We may know what we don't want, but we don't know what we want.
00:46:34I know what I want, but I'm not telling him.
00:46:38Why can't you tell Jack what it is you want?
00:46:40He can't read your mind.
00:46:43What are you afraid of?
00:46:45Give Jack the opportunity to meet your needs.
00:46:50He's not the enemy.
00:46:56You're such a good boy.
00:46:59You are such a good boy.
00:47:01Yes, you are.
00:47:03You are so good outside.
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:07Go get a treat.
00:47:50Jill.
00:47:52I just made it to the summit.
00:47:55And it's beautiful.
00:47:59I keep thinking about the way I left and I'm sorry I need to know what you're thinking
00:48:18okay Justin isn't just working of course he's not I think he wants to come home
00:48:23he wants to know what I'm thinking well I'm sure he does
00:48:27he's testing the waters he wants to see if it's safe to come home safe oh you have to set
00:48:34him
00:48:34straight they can't just take off whenever he feels like it with who knows whom well you stay
00:48:39home and bake cookies no no it's not like that look he just he just needed some time away
00:48:47grow up why do you think he left you think I should go meet him no relax you have the
00:48:55upper hand no mom
00:48:56we're 50-50 do you want him to think you've been sitting around waiting for him to come home or
00:49:01do
00:49:01you want him to wonder what he missed out on while he was gone Justin is not dad but he's
00:49:08a man he'll
00:49:10use your weaknesses against you if you let him
00:49:17God no Henry Henry no that's not yours that's Mona's
00:49:32you know I don't think Justin's the enemy here I didn't say he was but that doesn't mean you can
00:49:38trust him either
00:49:50come on come on Henry let's go
00:49:55oh so gorgeous it's beautiful
00:50:01so I texted Justin last night I told him that I missed him and that he should come home
00:50:08and what did he say nothing he said nothing I think I just I waited too long to respond
00:50:14you don't know that well no he doesn't like it when I'm indecisive and he knows what he wants
00:50:18he's decisive well you said what you felt and that's good I'm really proud of you
00:50:23maybe my mother's right maybe he's not alone what if he never got the call what if he had no
00:50:29cell
00:50:29service what if he was stuck on top of a mountain caught in a snowstorm he had to fight off
00:50:34a pack of
00:50:34wild mountain goats what if he dropped his phone what I'm saying is I think he's gonna be in touch
00:50:41well I hope so so you guys remember my friend from work Jess a pretty blonde yeah well we're not
00:50:47friends anymore why she seems so nice yeah I thought so too until she and Larry announced that they're in
00:50:55love I mean I introduced them no that sucks you think you've got it all figured out and then you
00:51:02have to start over with half of what you had mine is what the lawyers took and then you lose
00:51:06all of
00:51:07your friends because of your couple friends and they just feel uncomfortable having to choose
00:51:11so they just disappear he won't lose us Larry won't want you are you sure he's still working
00:51:22oh I trust Justin how's Henry oh he's so good he did the other day look who I found wandering
00:51:33outside
00:51:33our apartment Justin what are you doing here I didn't want to just crawl into bed and you come
00:51:40home and not know I was there why don't you call a battery's dead hey Justin can I get you
00:51:45some food
00:51:46I'm really tired but thanks of course hey Aaron help me get some stitches huh
00:51:55hi how was your trip oh I'll tell you about it later you look good oh no I don't
00:52:08you want to ride home who's Henry
00:52:14Henry what Henry Nicole asked you how he was oh um
00:52:25Henry he's a he's a friend oh where'd you meet a group thing he's a client uh-huh
00:52:39I didn't know you talked to Nicole about your clients oh well sometimes you're not jealous
00:52:45are you uh-uh I'm just curious what I missed out on oh well you know me not much
00:52:54you ready to go home
00:52:58yeah I'm so ready I'm exhausted okay yeah let's go then yes let's
00:53:09I'm so tired I want to get what hey oh whose dog is this it's mine well it's ours
00:53:22what you always said they were messy and you didn't want one yeah and I was right but I mean
00:53:30come on look how cute he is oh what's his name it's uh George I never guessed you for a
00:53:37dog person
00:53:39me neither but I guess I am he suits you hi I'm gonna
00:53:45uh take a shower though and get a little sleep but I'd like to take you out tonight
00:53:53okay sounds nice
00:53:58hey you don't mind if I call you George do you it's only for a little while
00:54:13you didn't have to wear a suit I thought if I look good you might go dancing with me after
00:54:18dinner
00:54:19now you dance wow that must have been some trip that was incredible look at this
00:54:27wish you were there oh that looks beautiful it was
00:54:35I thought a lot about us while I was gone and about where we're headed
00:54:41me too
00:54:46yeah I need to know if you want this
00:54:50and not out of some obligation to your career what people might think but
00:54:56because you're committed to us
00:55:03I do I really really do
00:55:34oh hey you look a lot better since last time I saw you oh man I stuff like a rock
00:55:43what do you think of George
00:55:46so are you all turned around on your times
00:55:47oh yeah I am I was so exhausted from travel
00:55:51oh man so what time is it there now
00:55:53what am I supposed to call you
00:55:55oh man I get so confused
00:55:58we're just uh we're uh we're walking George to teach him uh how to be on the leash he just
00:56:04he still doesn't love it
00:56:05okay well make sure you keep him on a short leash so that he stays close by your side
00:56:09sure you've done a great job with George
00:56:11thank you
00:56:13I'm George
00:56:14the dog
00:56:14dog
00:56:15I thought his name was
00:56:16George
00:56:17um because remember you called him King George
00:56:19that one time
00:56:21oh yeah we did you did
00:56:22oh yeah
00:56:22because Jillian treats him like he's the king
00:56:24and these dogs have it so good
00:56:26well on that note we better get going because I'm gonna bake cookies
00:56:30you know how to bake
00:56:32yeah Nicole gave me a recipe
00:56:33mmm they have some secret ingredients
00:56:35so good just you wait
00:56:37all right
00:56:38all right guys we'll see you later
00:56:39okay bye-bye
00:56:40okay bye
00:56:41come on George
00:56:43come on buddy
00:56:44oh look he's pretty good right now
00:56:45keep him on the right
00:56:51I woke up and thought I was dreaming
00:56:54those smell so good
00:57:01mmm
00:57:03mmm
00:57:06I was homesick before but
00:57:10this is better than I remember
00:57:11hmm
00:57:19I've been thinking
00:57:23maybe an office job wouldn't be such a bad thing
00:57:27I'd have a set schedule and I wouldn't have to work weekends
00:57:31get to spend more time with you
00:57:34wait wait
00:57:35you don't want an office job
00:57:38a climbing equipment company has approached me several times
00:57:41I don't know
00:57:42maybe I should give it a try
00:57:45well I guess it wouldn't hurt to explore your options
00:57:49yeah
00:57:52oh what's the new book about
00:57:54oh you don't want to talk about that
00:57:56oh I do
00:57:56I do
00:57:57what is it a sequel
00:57:58how to pick your third husband
00:58:00do you want to go outside
00:58:02come on George
00:58:03I'll take you outside
00:58:05does he do that to you
00:58:07do what
00:58:11I don't get it
00:58:12why are you calling Henry George
00:58:14well it's hard to explain
00:58:16I'm not really sure myself
00:58:17but when Justin walked in
00:58:19and he surprised me
00:58:20he overheard you ask how Henry was doing
00:58:23yeah and
00:58:25and then he asked who Henry was
00:58:27but I didn't want to tell him I got a dog right away
00:58:29why
00:58:31well it just
00:58:31it didn't feel like I should lead in with that
00:58:33after he'd been gone for so long
00:58:34and you know
00:58:36I just
00:58:36I didn't want him to think that I was just waiting around
00:58:38and then Carla texted
00:58:40and said that he reeked of guilt
00:58:41and I just
00:58:43I panicked
00:58:44honey I think what she smelled was two days worth of travel
00:58:47regardless
00:58:48you thought naming your dog George would help
00:58:50well I assured him Henry was just a friend
00:58:53Henry's not a friend
00:58:54Henry is your dog
00:58:56well I know
00:58:57so when we got home
00:58:59I couldn't very well tell him
00:59:01that our dog's name was Henry
00:59:02so I just
00:59:03I just called him George
00:59:05it's no big deal
00:59:06Jill
00:59:07you're the therapist
00:59:08you don't see something wrong
00:59:09with making your husband jealous of your dog
00:59:11okay weren't you listening
00:59:13it wasn't my intention
00:59:15it just happened
00:59:16I'm sure she's forgotten all about it
00:59:18okay well besides that
00:59:20how are things going with Justin
00:59:22after dinner we went dancing
00:59:25Justin doesn't like dancing
00:59:26I know I know
00:59:28and it was his idea
00:59:29that's impressive
00:59:30I can't even get Aaron to go dancing
00:59:32okay I have to go
00:59:34because I have a client coming in
00:59:35no no then what happened
00:59:36I will talk to you later
00:59:40hey
00:59:42you okay
00:59:43I'm fine
00:59:45you seemed pretty upset at two in the morning
00:59:48sorry about that
00:59:51Amy
00:59:51I want to help you and Derek
00:59:53but Derek has to want help
00:59:56and as long as you try and make everything okay
00:59:58you are enabling him
01:00:00do you understand?
01:00:05I'm trying to help him
01:00:10you think you have that power?
01:00:34I want one
01:00:36I think we're going to start trying again
01:00:41are you sure you're ready?
01:00:43well we're finally in a really good place
01:00:46and he hasn't asked you about Henry?
01:00:48no
01:00:49no I told you he'd forget all about it
01:00:51yeah
01:00:58hey where's Jill?
01:01:00I wanted to surprise her and see if she had time for lunch
01:01:02oh she had an appointment
01:01:04hair and nails
01:01:05I'll leave a note on her desk
01:01:10I'm so jealous
01:01:11I want to do that
01:01:13hmm?
01:01:15your trip
01:01:16Instagram
01:01:17oh yeah
01:01:18that was great
01:01:19but it's nice to be home
01:01:21probably best you came home when you did
01:01:53Dan, what's wrong with you?
01:01:56I don't know.
01:01:58Jillian's baking cookies and wants to spend time together.
01:02:01Oh, man, that's rough.
01:02:04I swear, she's not the same person I left.
01:02:06Something happened while I was gone.
01:02:09Maybe you shouldn't have left.
01:02:12So you're saying she was with someone while I was away?
01:02:15I don't blame her if you up and left me.
01:02:21I found a note.
01:02:23Well, you could have left me a note before you left.
01:02:27Sorry.
01:02:27I should have told you I was leaving.
01:02:30All right.
01:02:31Is that so hard?
01:02:33Look, you want me to just ask Nikki what she knows about Jillian?
01:02:37No, no.
01:02:37Don't ask Nicole, so tell Jill.
01:02:40Then man up.
01:02:41Then ask her yourself.
01:02:43I did.
01:02:45She said that they're friends.
01:02:49Yeah, that's never good.
01:02:53This is not cool.
01:02:54If Nikki finds out I'm here, she's not going to be happy.
01:02:57What leave is his address?
01:02:58She's picking him up at 7.
01:03:00Hurry.
01:03:01I need a password.
01:03:03Okay.
01:03:03We tried.
01:03:04Let's go.
01:03:07Oh, someone's coming.
01:03:09Wait.
01:03:09I found the notes for a new book.
01:03:10I don't even know what it's about.
01:03:12Wait.
01:03:12Read it when it comes out.
01:03:14What should we say?
01:03:16Be cool.
01:03:16We've every right to be here.
01:03:18Okay.
01:03:19Just...
01:03:21I'll do the talking.
01:03:24Hey.
01:03:25Sorry.
01:03:26Office is closed.
01:03:27We're just here fixing the computer.
01:03:32Oh, I just left my glasses here and Ms. James said that she'd meet me.
01:03:37Okay.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:39Sorry.
01:03:40I don't see them.
01:03:41That's okay.
01:03:42I'll wait for her.
01:03:44Oh.
01:03:46Okay.
01:03:46Right there.
01:03:47Okay.
01:03:48Uh, we're not expecting her anytime soon.
01:03:52Oh, here it is.
01:03:53Oh, my glasses?
01:03:54Something about Henry.
01:03:56And me and you.
01:03:57About me?
01:03:58Why would there be anything about you?
01:04:00Oh, um, Henry.
01:04:01Hank's just a nickname.
01:04:03You're Henry.
01:04:05And you're being picked up at...
01:04:117?
01:04:13Oh!
01:04:14What's it say about me?
01:04:15Oh, you don't want to know.
01:04:16I want to see.
01:04:20Similarities between training your husband and your puppy?
01:04:22I think these are Nicole's books.
01:04:24She must have borrowed them for George.
01:04:25No.
01:04:27They're for us.
01:04:50We've been trained.
01:04:53I thought I had problems.
01:04:55Hey!
01:04:56Where are you going?
01:04:57You're not leaving until I figure out what's going on between you and my wife.
01:05:01Your wife?
01:05:01Yeah.
01:05:02I mean, how long have you been seeing her?
01:05:04Ms. James?
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:05Maybe, uh, two or three months.
01:05:07And your wife's brilliant.
01:05:11Justin.
01:05:13Aaron.
01:05:16What are you doing here?
01:05:17Oh, I just stopped by to check out a few things.
01:05:19I just came by to get my glasses.
01:05:21In my office?
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23Maybe you can help me.
01:05:24Regarding what?
01:05:25I can come back.
01:05:25No.
01:05:26No, no, no, no.
01:05:28I'm sorry.
01:05:29Here you go.
01:05:30Uh, see you next week?
01:05:31Mm-hmm.
01:05:32Oh, you're not leaving?
01:05:34Not until my wife tells me what's going on with you two.
01:05:37Justin!
01:05:38I don't know what you're talking about.
01:05:39No, that's okay.
01:05:40I will clear it up.
01:05:41I'll see you next week.
01:05:43No, that's okay.
01:05:43Um, I can deal with my own stuff.
01:05:47Justin!
01:05:48Good news!
01:05:50Henry's the dog, not the dude.
01:05:53Okay, see, uh, I was gonna tell you about that.
01:05:58Good.
01:06:00You were gonna tell me that I was research?
01:06:02To see if I could be trained as well as your dog?
01:06:04It's not like that.
01:06:05Well, then what's it like, Jill?
01:06:06Because I can't wait to hear.
01:06:09Well, I'm researching the social compatibilities
01:06:14and differences between the two species.
01:06:17If you think about it, it's...
01:06:20Okay, I can see why you're confused, but it's...
01:06:24It's actually really funny.
01:06:28You let me think there was another guy.
01:06:30That was not my fault.
01:06:31That just happened.
01:06:32That was a mistake.
01:06:33I was a wreck thinking of you with someone else.
01:06:37I told you he was a friend.
01:06:39That's not a friend.
01:06:40That's a dog, Jill.
01:06:41Why would you do that?
01:06:42Okay, when you thought there was someone else, did you...
01:06:45You think you know all about men, don't you?
01:06:49We're just simple creatures.
01:06:51We just go around peeing on whatever belongs to us.
01:06:53Justin, I'm sorry.
01:06:56It was just complete misunderstanding.
01:06:59Attuned to the emotional state of their masters,
01:07:04they express contrition when the owner is annoyed
01:07:08and the capacity to express affection unconditionally
01:07:11makes them a valued companion.
01:07:18Which one of us are you referencing here?
01:07:24Yeah.
01:07:26If Henry knew better, he'd be out too.
01:07:29No, wait, Justin.
01:07:30Please, come on.
01:07:31Just...
01:07:46Hey, Justin, it's me.
01:07:48Um...
01:07:49I'm sorry.
01:07:51Can you please call me back?
01:07:53Can we talk?
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:56Bye.
01:07:59Hey.
01:08:02Come here, Henry.
01:08:11You really messed this one up, huh?
01:08:14Yeah, you did.
01:08:19What are we gonna do, Henry?
01:08:24How could you let me do this to him?
01:08:26You didn't do anything to him.
01:08:28You made him some cookies.
01:08:29No, I took his manhood.
01:08:31I-I-I turned him into whatever it is that I wanted him to be.
01:08:36You didn't take his manhood.
01:08:37He's still intact.
01:08:38Would you sit down?
01:08:40Look...
01:08:42All he wanted was to make me happy.
01:08:44But you can't make someone happy, right?
01:08:48I mean, I want him to be happy, but I want to be happy, too.
01:08:52I...
01:08:53It doesn't matter.
01:08:54He's broken.
01:08:56His pride might be a little broken, maybe.
01:08:58That's all.
01:08:59I'm not eating your cookies.
01:09:04This has nothing to do with Justin.
01:09:06Yes, it does.
01:09:08I-I trained him, and now he's not even Justin anymore.
01:09:11He's-he's...
01:09:12He's Aaron.
01:09:13It never had anything to do with Justin or Aaron.
01:09:16It's about you.
01:09:18Yes, I know.
01:09:19It's about what I did to Justin.
01:09:21You're the one who changed.
01:09:23Not Justin.
01:09:34I can't believe you did this to me.
01:09:37You're my best friend.
01:09:38You're desperate, and you wouldn't take my relationship advice.
01:09:40That's not true.
01:09:41I asked you and my grandmother.
01:09:43Yeah, and we both told you, and you wouldn't listen.
01:09:46Okay, just because you have a good marriage doesn't make you an expert in relationships.
01:09:51Oh, he was so mad at me.
01:09:54I...
01:09:54Of course he was.
01:09:56You tried to make him jealous of your dog.
01:09:59What?
01:10:01I was afraid that he was cheating on me.
01:10:03I just...
01:10:04I wanted to get his attention.
01:10:06Well, you got it.
01:10:09I finally had him back, and now I lost him again.
01:10:15You didn't lose him.
01:10:16Give him a little while to blow off some steam.
01:10:19I don't remember how good they had it.
01:10:31I'm taking the bed tonight.
01:10:34It's my bed.
01:10:35Well, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for you.
01:10:38You've forgotten.
01:10:39It was your brilliant wife's idea that started this.
01:10:41Hey, you can't talk about my wife like that.
01:10:43Well, maybe you want to sleep in a bed and be treated like a dog, but not me.
01:10:47It smells here.
01:10:48And not like cookies.
01:10:50Have you ever tasted Nicole's chocolate chip cookies?
01:10:54Ugh.
01:10:55Ugh.
01:10:56She gave Jillian the recipe.
01:10:58I think the secret ingredient's a drug.
01:11:00They were drugging us to get us to do what they wanted.
01:11:04You should see how Nicole treats our dogs.
01:11:08Jill won't even drink out of the same glass as me.
01:11:10But she picks up his poop.
01:11:12You're actually jealous of your dog for real now.
01:11:15Yeah.
01:11:16Yeah, I know.
01:11:17And I know who's sleeping with Jill every night.
01:11:19It's George, or Henry, whatever his name is.
01:11:22I don't know if this helps, but 40% of their dog owners identify their dog as a family member.
01:11:28Meaning they're socially compatible.
01:11:31No, it doesn't help.
01:11:35I was treated amazing.
01:11:37I ran away.
01:11:39To this.
01:11:41I want to go home!
01:11:42Hey, hey, hey, be cool.
01:11:44You can't just go home.
01:11:46We have to go on our terms.
01:11:48Really? Do we?
01:11:50Because after smelling your feet, I think you should beg Jillian to take you back.
01:11:56You may not have any dignity, but I do.
01:12:00You can hold on to your dignity.
01:12:02I'm going home to my wife and telling her I'm sorry.
01:12:04What are you sorry for?
01:12:06It doesn't matter.
01:12:16Hey, babe.
01:12:20You look so pretty.
01:12:22Reading your little book.
01:12:25I love you.
01:12:31I'm sorry.
01:12:33I'm going to sleep in my own bed tonight.
01:12:36I had a better hair than I could ever ask for.
01:12:39I don't ever want to leave.
01:12:44Welcome home.
01:12:50You're going to have to get them back together.
01:12:52He's not as domesticated as I am.
01:12:54Thanks for reading.
01:13:01Oh, how I love.
01:13:05How the sun lays upon us.
01:13:09Staining the inches of skin
01:13:17Oh, says the clouds
01:13:20As they whisper about us
01:13:24Oh, what a lie
01:13:27There you are.
01:13:29Boundaries, Mom!
01:13:30You gave me a key.
01:13:32Yes, for emergencies.
01:13:34You haven't answered the phone in days.
01:13:37Well, I've been busy.
01:13:38You look busy.
01:13:44Things haven't been turning out the way I planned.
01:13:47What's wrong with me?
01:13:49Nothing's wrong with you.
01:13:50I thought things were going so well.
01:13:52No, it was.
01:13:54Until it wasn't.
01:13:56So fix it.
01:13:57I think it's too late.
01:14:00Have you forgotten people come to you for advice about relationships?
01:14:06People all over the world read your books about them.
01:14:10I can't imagine why.
01:14:12I mean, my own husband won't even talk to me.
01:14:14You're going to let that stop you?
01:14:17I don't know.
01:14:17Maybe you were right.
01:14:19Maybe I don't need anyone.
01:14:21I've got Henry.
01:14:24Why would you listen to me?
01:14:25What do I know?
01:14:26I just didn't want you to make the same mistakes I did.
01:14:30You have to make your own mistakes.
01:14:34Okay, where is my mother and what have you done with her?
01:14:38Well, I've been doing a bit of soul searching.
01:14:41I realize what I don't have.
01:14:44We all want the ever after.
01:14:50People can change.
01:14:52You wouldn't do what you do if you didn't believe that.
01:14:57This isn't coming off.
01:14:59What are we going to do?
01:15:00It's been on for like an hour now.
01:15:01You're going to need a sandblaster.
01:15:03Probably.
01:15:07Okay.
01:15:16You did it.
01:15:19You have no idea how happy I am.
01:15:22For you.
01:15:23I'm happy for you.
01:15:30Henry up.
01:15:31Henry, stand.
01:15:33Henry, stand.
01:15:36Well, I guess he's not feeling it today.
01:15:39Well, this might be a good time to tell you that we've found a family for Henry.
01:15:43They are going to move into a house with a fence and a big backyard.
01:15:47I mean, I know that you only wanted to keep him until he found a home, so.
01:15:51Well, they can't have him.
01:15:53I'm going to keep him.
01:15:54Well, I already promised him to them.
01:15:56Well, I don't care.
01:15:57I mean, he's mine.
01:15:57I trained him.
01:15:59Jill, it's not a big deal.
01:16:00Well, get another one.
01:16:01It looks just like him.
01:16:02And I'll help you train him.
01:16:04And honestly, it'll probably be better.
01:16:05You can call him whatever you want.
01:16:06George, Henry, Charles.
01:16:08Who cares?
01:16:08No, you can't replace him.
01:16:10It's not that easy.
01:16:12It wouldn't be the same.
01:16:13Look, just tell him that...
01:16:15To get another dog.
01:16:17Okay, I'll pay them whatever they want.
01:16:19Look, they don't know him.
01:16:20They wouldn't even know what he likes.
01:16:23Do you care that much about him?
01:16:24Yes.
01:16:27Yes.
01:16:28Can you do anything to keep him?
01:16:34Look, I hear that Justin is out with someone named Susan today.
01:16:39Who's Susan?
01:16:44I gotta go.
01:16:45Henry, come on.
01:16:46Come on.
01:16:47Henry, come on.
01:16:49Henry, let's go.
01:16:50Let's go.
01:16:51Okay, okay.
01:16:52You know what?
01:16:53I'll do the running.
01:16:56Patio Bistro.
01:18:00Let's go home.
01:18:03Come on.
01:18:05Henry!
01:18:06Henry!
01:18:18I'm sorry, can you give us a moment?
01:18:24This isn't a good time.
01:18:26You can't not talk to me forever.
01:18:29Okay.
01:18:30Why did you come down here?
01:18:31I want to explain.
01:18:33And why were you treating me like a dog?
01:18:36What do you mean, giving you positive reinforcement?
01:18:38I mean, spending time with you, baking you cookies?
01:18:41Exactly.
01:18:43It wasn't a cold.
01:18:47Still blaming other people.
01:18:48Justin, wait!
01:18:51I gotta take off.
01:18:53Okay.
01:18:53Thank you so much.
01:18:54Oh yeah, no problem.
01:18:55I'll speak to you soon.
01:18:56Yeah, I'll talk soon.
01:18:57I'm sorry.
01:18:57I'm sorry.
01:19:03She seems nice.
01:19:05She is.
01:19:06Are we done?
01:19:07Almost.
01:19:09Look, I want you to know, I...
01:19:13You weren't the one that was being trained.
01:19:16It was me.
01:19:19I never asked you to change.
01:19:22I just...
01:19:23I had...
01:19:23I had this fantasy.
01:19:26Of what I thought I needed and...
01:19:27And I wasn't it.
01:19:33It might be too late.
01:19:38But I choose you.
01:19:42If I had to do it all over, I'd choose you.
01:19:47You're Elena.
01:19:53Susan was offering me a job in the legal department.
01:20:01When you were jealous?
01:20:09There's no one I'd rather be with.
01:20:13My life was better with you than without you.
01:20:17Even as a dog.
01:20:20I promise I won't leave you again.
01:20:37So your second husband?
01:20:40Yeah.
01:20:41What would he look like?
01:20:42Oh, he's very handsome.
01:20:43Oh, yeah.
01:20:44And he hardly wears a tie.
01:20:46Oh.
01:20:47In that case.
01:20:50What about a jacket?
01:20:54Um...
01:20:54Meh.
01:20:56That's what I thought.
01:21:01You have to get one thing straight.
01:21:04What?
01:21:06We call him George.
01:21:07We call him Henry.
01:21:10Henry.
01:21:13Well, I'm so excited to have her back in studio.
01:21:16It's Jillian James and her new book is called
01:21:18How to Pick Your Second Husband.
01:21:19Get this.
01:21:20First.
01:21:21Jillian, thank you.
01:21:22And you know what?
01:21:22I'm excited to hear.
01:21:23How did you come up with this?
01:21:25Well, if you read the first one, this is all new material
01:21:27I found through a personal experience.
01:21:30And I can't wait to share it with my readers.
01:21:32You blew my mind.
01:21:33I did read your first book.
01:21:34And I will tell you what's in here.
01:21:36This book is going to change people's lives.
01:21:37Am I right?
01:21:38That's the idea.
01:21:39It's not always about who you choose.
01:21:40So choosing someone new isn't necessarily going to be the best answer.
01:21:44Well, but in your previous book, you did say that women are often smarter
01:21:46when they're picking their second husband.
01:21:48True, not true?
01:21:49Well, it might be true.
01:21:50And if we treated our first husbands the way we would treat our second
01:21:53and decided to hold on through the bumps, it might just be the best decision for a lot of us.
01:21:57Well, for so many considering divorce, I'll tell you what, that might sting a little bit.
01:22:01I know.
01:22:02But the truth always does.
01:22:04Jillian, thank you so much for being here and I can't wait to see what's next for you.
01:22:07Oh, thank you so much for having me.
01:22:08Oh, you were great.
01:22:12Everything's exactly the same.
01:22:13No, it's not.
01:22:15We have three kids.
01:22:16Oh.
01:22:17It's entirely different.
01:22:19You think dogs have a good?
01:22:20Wait until you have kids.
01:22:22You get moved to the bottom of the ladder.
01:22:23The kids, the dogs, and me.
01:22:26Nobody cares that you're on the bottom.
01:22:28All they want to know about is whether I gave away Jillian Justin's beloved Henry.
01:22:33Did you?
01:22:34No.
01:22:35There were no owners.
01:22:36I made it up.
01:22:37You're awful.
01:22:38I got them back together.
01:22:40That's right.
01:22:41Uh-huh.
01:22:42Aww.
01:22:45So, we've expanded our family.
01:22:47And Jill's using puppy therapy in her sessions now.
01:22:50Yes, these little guys help us focus on the relevant issues rather than fear and anger.
01:22:55And Jill even comes to me a couple times a year on my expeditions.
01:22:58It's always an adventure.
01:23:01I taught her how to jump once in a while.
01:23:03She taught me how to stay.
01:23:05Okay, stop.
01:23:06That's not funny.
01:23:07It's funny.
01:23:08It's funny.
01:23:09Come on now.
01:23:11Aww.
01:23:14Not seeing you tear in town.
01:23:40I don't know.
01:23:40I can see.
01:23:40I'll see you.
01:23:41I don't want to watch fritter three.
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