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Gogglebox - Season 27 - Episode 08
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00:00there's a spider on the butter what is it spider on the butter oh not stuck into it by its
00:07legs no
00:09you mean it's just walked across the budget i've dealt with it in a humane way mary by
00:13putting it into the plate drawer
00:20have you ever done it like that well i actually know what i have
00:23burp burp burp burp burp oh barcelona no i don't like that this guy's trying to tell me i'll
00:31to eat my dinner a what what fetish i had no idea that was a thing remove my britches expose
00:37your
00:38loins i like that oh oh one night this is weird geez he's a mercy me bugger didn't he this
00:46is why
00:47i don't date that is dicing with the devil oh no he suffers for his heart doesn't he clearly
00:52a bentley continental i think i'd rather call it a day naturally wouldn't you who's been arrested
00:59now and for what in the week we said a sad farewell to maths dating coach mel shilling
01:07we enjoyed lots of great telly famous faces were getting their hands dirty in the big white tent
01:14i'm going to be honest with you i'm not really a pastry girl in that sense never made it it
01:19just
01:19seems like a lot of work so i was told once in domestic science at school if you're making pastry
01:25yeah i was told you should run your wrists under cold water and they cool your blood and then when
01:31you're rubbing in your hands are darling throw it in the magic mix
01:39more furry friends were finding their forever homes on channel four it is very very difficult but there's
01:45no alternative for us he needs someone that can just give him the love that we've given him and we
01:51will miss him madge jumps from the floor to the kitchen work tops and like get goes inside the airfryers
02:02she knows how to open the airfryer drawers and go inside extreme intelligence or is it extremely bad
02:08behavior i don't know do you know that i once i was cooking other week i was cooking a jacket
02:12potato in airfryer
02:13i hear this crash bang wallop come downstairs the airfryer drawers are open and my jacket potatoes are on
02:19the floor and there was something new giving us a fright on netflix
02:33that is something very bad about to happen what the fact that she's getting married something very bad is
02:41what's going to happen jay what are you saying about our wedding day that sounds mean i wish someone
02:50had told me before me
02:59in blackpool me and pay you've had to start putting locks on the cupboards really the kids now they just
03:05help themselves to everything they're like locusts they just strip the cupboards pete and his little
03:11sister sophie page went out the other day and i had eva and jimmy right next thing eva just walks
03:17in
03:17the living room with a packet of wine gums going you want the wine i'm like no you shouldn't be
03:25eating
03:25you know you know what are you a 60 year old man who's on a long drive who even eats
03:32wine gums
03:35that's a gateway for like a werther's original yeah yeah jimmy mini roll sucker for a mini roll like
03:40a moth to a flame yeah he had a three yesterday i went that is your third yeah he's like
03:46so
03:47so on saturday night there were more bgt hopefuls doing their thing on itv1
03:56saturday night we're eating carrots carrot carrot and water signing it's a new way forward
04:01i wonder what talent we're gonna unleash today who knows it could be anything can't it with beige
04:09bgt is just an old favorite how long has it been around at least 40 years
04:16longer at least good luck good luck
04:21what are these seven silky white suited specimens doing our stage i'm gonna put a wager on the fact
04:29that i'll give it 15 seconds before someone's shirtless there'll be no tops on shortly what's
04:35the name of the group we are agua company we are salsa dancers salsa dancers that's not a talent though
04:41my
04:42grand and granddad used to go up with salsa every week dad you're into salsa aren't you no no the
04:47dip
04:49we hope we can bring our energy and our enjoyment to your your special judges oh don't worry i'm
04:56already enjoyed i know oh don't it's like a lineup of your exes that's so rude but actually you're
05:02right it is
05:10i love a man who can dance salsa throw me around you'll never forget being thrown around by that
05:16man from the sheffield town to society will you no i loved it
05:23oh they love it they love it these lads if they were shocking they'd eat themselves of course they won
05:34it's the tongue did they see the tongue come on get a moss man christy the bloody dance act on
05:42a strip show man
05:47okay you all right yeah it's getting a bit raunchy oh yes i like cola god the quicker they get
05:54these chops off the better for you which one's your favorite i like him who keeps sticking his tongue
06:02out you can calm down no i know they're all your type they're not no no no no no no
06:10they're not only
06:11four are
06:17it's a different gainer salsa isn't it it's well
06:20stripper salsa as long as they don't take their trousers down i'll be quite happy man to get
06:25through this
06:30obviously well waxed aren't they they are they're they're well manicured those boys
06:35i bet they're fun to go out for a night with i think we'd have a really good evening with
06:39them
06:40i'd probably leave about midnight and you would carry on i'd want you to leave much before midnight
06:48in sorry mom it's so cool what made you go onto the website and decide yeah i want that cardigan
06:56out of all of the cardigans on the website sarah her husband andre and their daughter shay well this
07:03is not going back i quite like it's one of my favorites now i don't think it can be sent
07:07back
07:07and nobody else is going to buy it i mean um how dare you how dare you question my taste
07:20unreturnable on sunday night we were cooking under canvas again with the vips on channel four
07:28bubba bake off oh for god's sake you're so i love the program but you're obsessed with it i'm so
07:35blessed
07:35i find that even if i'm cooking something and i do actually follow instructions it's still either
07:42burned soggy or cold oh
07:47oh i'd love to get my lips around that
07:51okay so today the judges would love you to make eight delicious breakfast pastries oh lovely hey
07:59listen i've seen it on our credit card statement that you've been having a lot of almond croissants
08:03recently i've now found a new one almond croissant with chocolate inside okay and you wonder why we're
08:08not losing weight your pastries need to have a delicious filling which can be either savory or
08:14sweet oh you could have a savory film oh no don't waste this opportunity on savory i've never had a
08:20croissant oh yeah oh they're nice i thought croissants were for posh people well yeah well they are now
08:27deals today and i've never had one despite failing to impress paul last time he was in the tent
08:32i tried really hard on that that's the worst thing john's once again going entirely plant-based
08:39i've never had anything vegan apart from an apple luckily we've got no vegans in our family
08:44morning john hello there that's what you're making today cheese twists oh like a cheese twist oh no
08:52i've got some of those at home which known has made me nice over asters they got them they're bloody
08:58gorgeous have you seen them with the bacon in as well what cheese are you using vegan what is vegan
09:06cheese probably cashew nuts or something yeah do you know what i've actually had vegan cheese
09:11and it were bloody awful yeah smell like page's feet how long have you been vegan well look at
09:17the disappointment we're the third vegan i think seven years ago on the planet and now there's loads
09:23of us so you have to be nice to us now because we're an army i've tried a bit of
09:26corn corn scotch egg
09:29i like them mum did a corn bolognese once and it was bloody awful but i think that's probably because
09:34it's mum's cookie not necessarily the corn if you're going to be vegan just be vegan don't be ramming it
09:39down everybody's throat trying to educate well that's what you've got to do with vegan food
09:43isn't it ramming down people's throat because it won't we eat it willingly will it that absolutely
09:47stinks what is it it's bacon vegan bacon also known as faken is it tofu tofu no i don't think
09:57so oh i
09:58can twist looks all right now doesn't it it does actually does it looks very good well it smells
10:02over here though why does it smell something smells of damp damp they've taken the mick out of him
10:11being a vegan it'll be his bloody vegan twists have you been vegan all your life no all this stuff's
10:19falling out of this twist oh my god it's looking a bit funky in there they look unreal they look
10:25a
10:26mess the cheese has come out i wouldn't eat it i'm not even vegan i only did it's piss paul
10:31off they
10:31look a bit pale the problem is that there's no egg wash or even milk wash on the top of
10:36him so
10:36they're lacking somewhat in color can you get vegan eggs vegan eggs how can you get vegan eggs well how
10:42can you get vegan cheese and bacon because men make vegan cheese you don't get chickens say oh can you
10:49lean vegan egg it's now time for the baker's breakfast pastries to face the judgment of paul and
10:56cherry oh they look nice is that a sausage roll i don't know what the hell i think i once
11:01paid 18
11:02quid for that in gales happy with them are you happy with them paul don't don't don't turn this
11:12around on me paul's fuming already it just doesn't look very attractive yeah sometimes vegan food does
11:18look attractive though you just have to eat it did it crunch interesting flavor interesting what
11:27does that mean in reality when somebody says interesting they usually mean shit
11:35i'm so sorry like it i'm so sorry
11:40not what you want to be saying i mean i ate one and now i feel physically sick
11:46don't get high off your own supply john i made that tartar tan the other day didn't i that was
11:51lovely yeah very rustic looking but lovely what do you mean rustic looking ah you put the the crust
11:58of your pastry and you pass you for that pigeon didn't you yeah well i have you seen him since
12:07why are you trying to say i've killed the pigeon you well i'm just saying have you seen him since
12:12because
12:12he always used to be on the fence
12:22in hall do you know last night don't you for tea i said to ray what do you want for
12:25your team race
12:26i don't know uh can we have fish cakes we haven't had them for ages she met him so i
12:30met him i saw i
12:31got the fish and i met him best friends jenny and lee lee at 11 o'clock i could still
12:38smell the fish
12:39i've been around with disinfecting it stunk the shelly out i said to him this morning we're not
12:46having any more to be fair i wasn't going to say no today do i smell a fish it's from
12:51them bleeding
12:52fish cakes oh lee it was awful i'm going to say now but i'm glad i'm just glad you've said
12:57you've
12:57fish cakes yeah it stunk on saturday night something big from across the pond had found
13:04its way onto sky that is look what snl it's come from america wrote us a couple of american
13:10particles what we need is a laugh charles yeah not more gloom mongering from people like you we need
13:16cheering up it's saturday night live saturday night live oh i hope it's good oh i know i hope it's
13:25good
13:25and your host tina faye
13:31yes don't know you are but yay oh tina faye yes hello tina faye my name is tina faye here
13:41in the uk
13:43well they all know her don't they yeah she's like the queen of snl no one better to come and
13:48start this show tina faye's not from the uk tina faye well she's allowed look at you here in the
13:55uk
13:55you might know me as the teacher from mean girls i never watched that no yeah she was the teacher
14:02of
14:02mean girls yes so why do a uk version of snl we were asking the same thing tina well like
14:09so many large
14:10scale american operations these days no one really knows why ah that's a joke mary do you get it
14:18yes that's a knock at the wall you see they keep things political and current as well okay and i'm
14:24so excited for you to meet your cast they are wonderful i can't even begin to understand them when
14:30they speak because she's american and they're british yeah all right bastard i'm just here as a
14:38long-time snl employee to help out and to answer like any questions anyone might have of what to
14:45oh hi yeah nicola cochland from derry girls this girl she was also in bridgeton she's famous for
14:53derry girls she's famous for bridgeton i do my question is if this is snl uk then why are you
15:01the first
15:02toast good question how do i put this politely none of you fuckers would do it well i don't know
15:10there would be plenty who do it one of the lads of blue would be up there it's fucking right
15:14they
15:14will don't can it be all over this oh yes graham norton oh oh where have they dragged graham what
15:28the
15:28fuck has he gone let me help you let me help you i have a gift for making american celebrities
15:38likable to a british audience he does he does hey i hear you have a really funny story about uh
15:47watching
15:48british television as a young child oh well uh yeah yes actually um growing up we thought that anything
15:54british was educational so my parents showed us all british shows and we used to watch benny hill as
16:00a family what's benny hill that dude i think what about ab fab oh sweetie darling you're just a little
16:09shop girl darling keeping up appearances richard she's quick monty python that is an ex-parat i think we're a
16:18a little bit young for this yeah i remember everyone she's saying yeah faulty towers nobody mentioned
16:23the war little britain do you really want me to take that one are you being served my pussy is
16:30like an alarm
16:31club she's actually quite funny isn't she oh i love that mrs slocum shhh yeah oh that's all
16:44that's all yours we've got a great show we've got a great show wet leg is here stick you're out
16:51and
16:51watch this wow it's a long intro isn't it do you know what i'm going to be honest i thought
17:00it
17:00we're going to be shite but it's actually spot on brilliant insight yeah should we have laughed like
17:06what should we have laughed
17:09i don't think it's mandatory but i think that's the essence of the show all right
17:19in wiltshire oh right oh
17:26that's terrible this is the worst one oh what's that terrible noise mary are you having
17:32throwing your horrible anoraks down oh mary giles and his wife mary what on earth have you left
17:39anoraks upstairs for mary there's no reason to disrespect the anoraks i'm just will you please
17:46hang them up on the door instead of leaving them what were they doing up there mary will you go
17:51up
17:51absent-mindedly taking them off i like them with their statement of identity sorry not you mustn't bring
17:57them upstairs to the bed there's my camouflage anorak i haven't seen that for ages that makes me
18:03virtually invisible on friday it was troubling news close to home hitting the headlines on the bbc
18:10oh very nice sandwiches corn beef oh i love corn beef i've cut all the crusts off everything thank you
18:19have you got any picolini i'm sweating my tits off what for cutting the crust off
18:29bloody hell cookie you may have noticed if you've started buying easter eggs this year that you're
18:35paying more for less finally and you don't have an opinion about we never got um easter eggs at
18:41christmas well you won't get easter eggs at christmas would you like we never neither according to the
18:48consumer group which the traditional chocolate treats are being hit by shrinkflation with prices
18:53going up while products definitely seem to be getting smaller oh yeah you can't get a thick
18:58egg anymore do you know loads of people are talking about this around the park are they yeah we was
19:04chatting about it only yesterday it's true i thought i've been going mad over the last few years
19:10i thought is it just that my hands are grown up size now or easter eggs got smaller the consumer
19:16group
19:17which has been taking a look at easter eggs across a number of the big supermarkets it found that
19:22with some chocolate eggs we are paying more for less jesus would close the cave door have you
19:27heard this yet i mean it's just as well we've got wheat really in it because if we didn't have
19:34which we wouldn't know all this take for example the extra large galaxy egg it would have set you back
19:41around five pounds last year for about 250 grams of chocolate 40 grams down in a pound up that's
19:47what i'm seeing there disgusting oh my god you bastard that's scum that is that's a different level
19:52of scum this year it's nearly a pound more for a lighter version we're getting hit at every angle
19:58you know even the east of one he's wearing a masculine stride jumper there yeah disgusting and with
20:03the cabri mini eggs milk chocolate egg again it's price up but weight down not the many eggs i know
20:10i know mini eggs are already mini exactly they're like mini mini now yeah mini mini mini eggs the
20:17inflation on chocolate is considerably higher than other grocery items and consumers are noticing that
20:24you'd want to go out with lisa who's a consumer expert around the shop wouldn't you should be like
20:29put that down don't have that and this does seem to be a bit of a trend in the chocolate
20:37aisle we
20:37know about shrinkflation we know about skimflation to stop saying now would you give somebody a last
20:43roll off because you wouldn't would you know yeah i'll save it for myself is it making us healthier
20:50though don't start that no don't give them a skate yeah if you're buying an easter egg you're not doing
20:56it to track your calories are you that's yeah no one's putting an easter egg in my fitness pal
21:01manufacturers have faced tough choices some have cut the amount of cocoa they're using you can tell
21:06because it doesn't taste same does it so they're probably cutting a bit of cost for less cocoa and
21:10still charging the same while shrinking stuff i've never seen you so angry i don't like the economy
21:15right now callum take these examples they can actually no longer officially be called chocolate
21:21because they don't have enough cocoa in them what penguins i love penguins i know you do it's
21:29gone from a penguin to a piss tank it's not only big brands affected by this small independent
21:35businesses are too other people have alcohol and cigarettes i do feel i want 400 calories of
21:42chocolate per day because life's unmanageable without it so i treated myself to a bag of mini eggs
21:48jesus christ i'm still paying them off yeah can you take clana for this easter egg please can i
21:54clana these in mini eggs please
22:04enough london so there's many things i'm going to start doing one year this week you know because
22:10i've got the keto diet i'm starting on monday you're not all going on diets like is it i might
22:15as a
22:15join as well like who else is going on diet mum says she's going to do some sort of challenge
22:20with
22:20you she wants to see who's going to lose more weight between you and her sisters amira and amani
22:25yeah that is that's what she was telling me yesterday yeah she goes i'm going to go on a
22:30challenge with the mirror like i'm going to see if i can do better than her that's what she was
22:34telling
22:34my own mom won't even let me be my skinny legend self what she's going to lose weight faster than
22:41you that's going to be so funny it's a good thing you told me because i feel like that motivated
22:47me
22:47even more to beat mama at her own game go ahead that has just fueled me to the next level
22:53on saturday
22:55there are some naughty celebs up to no good on itv what's going on with till oh what's wrong with
23:01that oh
23:07oh you're not bringing spooks back in the house you look at till when we were younger used to pull
23:11bear pranks on me do you remember when i used to be gullible yeah do you remember this sprawling
23:18stage is the home of six brand new tv shows i love that venue wherever that is beautiful
23:25hypothetical wedding welcome to toppledo
23:29welcome to the i'm confused already but what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally
23:37fake sneaky but the contestants are a bit daft aren't they going on a fake show they don't know it's
23:42fake
23:42that's because hidden in the basement is mission hq hold up what there's a whole new level now home to
23:50an elite team of celebrity saboteurs my head is absolutely spinning with what this could be about
23:59i think i might have to write this down tonight the celebrities take on their very first fake show
24:05the applicant of an apprentice field thing so the applicant is that a show that's a fake show
24:11welcome to the applicant over the next two days you will be competing in a series of tasks
24:18to test if you can thrive in the competitive world of business so these are the daft contestants that
24:24think they're going on to a real show team blue vision you will be hosting a wellness and yoga away
24:31day corporate away day team building exercise kill me now so we'll be required to make a homemade
24:36rejuvenating face mask for the guests so we're going to say this one includes matcha they'll put
24:41much in fucking in it honestly i'll wait until they start putting on chips or something here we go
24:48what they're gonna do joe disguised as an armchair what armchair that's quite something yeah have you
24:55ever disguised yourself as an armchair i've never disguised myself as a hat but not as an armchair
25:00oh you must ruin the face mask mix by adding too much green powder so it stains the client's skin
25:09no geez are we gonna do that joe we can see you you look amazing oh that's an armchair mary
25:17that's
25:19funny oh he's in he's landed so he actually does look like a chair that's so clever joe team blue
25:28vision's moving they're on the move that is sport wasn't it you're not only gonna think someone's a
25:35fucking fake armchair are you you gonna see how anyone's getting on with the yoga let's get it let's
25:39do it let's go this is his moment there he is go on joe it is childish isn't it you're
25:51gonna need to
25:51add some water oh that's so much i don't think we need to overthink it it'll be fine oh he's
25:57gone
25:57even more he's put the full lot in well go hard or go home do you mind if i put
26:02this face mask on your
26:03face oh this is gonna be so awful only the best and most premium products for our guests at the
26:14blue vision retreat that is so green look how relaxed they look little do they know that when they finish
26:20they look like the hulk does this have magic ingredients in it it does it sure does okay ladies
26:27it's time to remove your masks oh good look oh bring it on oh no it's not gonna it's not
26:37gonna
26:37stain our face is it yes it will oh that's rank i look like shrek
26:46you do look like shrek lady if you just scrub gently just in circular motions it will come off no
26:52it's not
26:53emma oh she looks like kermit the frog oh she's making it worse i feel like they put too much
27:06of a
27:06certain ingredient in the face mask that's it blame somebody else he always does
27:15well that's a very silly program nutty very silly but it did make us laugh once or twice once
27:22or twice of our serious selves you once tried to say that i'd sabotage you by putting chewing
27:28gum in your hair the night before prom you did no i didn't what happened was is we were fighting
27:33i had chewing gum in my mouth and then i said time out i've lost my chewing gum no and
27:39you said i hope
27:40it's in your hair you turned around to walk away and lo and behold it was in the back of
27:44your hair
27:44you spat it in my hair and i had to freeze it out the night before prom disgusting behavior
27:52mum was on about cutting it out i said absolutely not
27:59so i went to the barbers yeah and then i was walking past i saw a sign and it said
28:04that we now do
28:05like nose waxing this is the case oh it's an experience but so they get this thing yeah they
28:11get the swab they then cover it with this like green kind of goo yeah then they shove it up
28:17your nose
28:18and then they just go off for a walk come back and they yank it and he showed it me
28:24afterwards as
28:25well how many like hairs came out oh my god but that's such a guy thing isn't it he like
28:29showed it
28:30me he's like yeah you impressed with that yeah yeah this week something creepy was going on on netflix
28:37there's a woman um renting a house in ham ham the village currently with a ghost in it and she
28:48doesn't know if it's her job or the landlady's job to have the ghost evicted oh
28:56i don't think i want to watch this sleep oh go i want to get a good night's sleep i
29:00don't think i'm
29:00going to get a good night's sleep watching this something very bad is going to happen
29:16five days until i do so in other words five days to the wedding leave at your own chosen speed
29:24oh she's nodding off she's nodding time to pull all of 11. i'm not
29:33careful are you okay oh my god gonna switch we can switch yeah yeah yeah why is he not driving
29:38she's falling asleep man why are they always driving off to the middle of nowhere yeah where are they
29:52stopping for a rest i would not be going there i would not be stopping there
29:56i would hold my wee until the next place that i get to
30:04what's she seeing what's she seeing jane dogging oh my god mickey mickey come here what's she seeing
30:11what's in there look oh my god do you think it's okay a baby what's this all about
30:21i'm gonna go check the bathroom no no don't get separated from him happy baby
30:28oh god's sake oh look at the state of that and that's the woman's i'd hate to see the men
30:41why are they all locked who's left the baby in the car there's only one car in the car back
30:45i checked the men's room there's no one in there oh no service oh there's never no service when you
30:50want it easy okay but i think one of us should stay here with the baby and the other one
30:53should
30:53drive to the nearest like gas station or restaurant or whatever and call for help i'd say i'll go to
30:57the gas station nowhere could i stay there like that waiting for somebody to come
31:05why are all the services derelict and creepy hi hi excuse me there's a like a rest stop i'm
31:1520 miles south of hero 20 miles she's drove 20 miles we found a baby abandoned in a car and
31:21i think
31:21that maybe something like oh there's someone else there there's someone else in the background oh
31:27my god there is your right benjamin yeah benjamin she don't look like a benjamin to me is she a
31:35ghost
31:36no she's not ghost she's something much worse she's gen z benjamin was the name of the guy who worked
31:41here before me but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord and they were too cheap to
31:46get me a name type with my own name on it okay this is all just looking lovely and a
31:50happy place
31:51to hang out and have a beer getting better by the second could you call the cops now please yeah
31:55yeah
31:56wait here i'll call
32:01will they stop this nonsense this show every door is really noisy
32:09god she likes toilets she's in the toilet why is she going in the toilet again
32:21hovering good good choice
32:26door just opened
32:34oh my god
32:36oh my god that is terrifying oh my god
32:48oh mike i would be running out of there
32:55oh yeah get a gun clear your head she was just having a pee and a guy's looked down on
33:00her and
33:00she's just like i'm gonna have a gumball i'll have a wee gumball yeah
33:05there he is yeah oh my god is that bill bailey
33:12she's got her keys reggie
33:17he's coming he's coming he's coming you can see him you can see him in the bubblegum machine
33:21i can see him through the glass ball
33:26my god she put it straight through his hand
33:28oh god
33:32he didn't even feel it
33:37is it out yet yeah
33:43do you want your key back
33:47why is he feeling the hand and looking at the ring
33:50i'm sure he's the one are you sure he's the one
33:55weird oh i remember my sister's asking me that about you did they yeah are you sure he's the one
34:02word
34:05having been half scared to death rachel headed back to her fiancee at the service station
34:14has she found him is she back is she back i can't breathe
34:19where's the car where's the baby where's your fella they're gone
34:31oh no no turn it off turn it off turn it off too much too much for someone who handles
34:36horror as
34:37well you were a bit damsel in distress you were what did i do yeah you you're really just girl
34:43screen yeah yeah i can handle it doesn't matter i can do like that and then go into like
34:48there's a little fight mode in it will somebody save me oh god
35:03it needs what do you think to my eyebrow pencil i did notice your eyebrows looked a little different
35:10today with this new eyebrow pencil i feel like that the colors a bit different and it makes them look
35:15like they've been drawn on with a sharpie yeah they do look a bit sharpie-ish i didn't want to
35:20say
35:20sisters ellie and izzy i don't mind sharpie eyebrows do you not think my eyebrows are sharpie-ish
35:25no that yours looks softer than mine maybe i'll just maybe it's your application
35:31maybe it's my application maybe it's my technique yeah i think it probably is
35:35can't polish a turd no but you can draw eyebrows on it
35:41on tuesday there was something soft and fluffy on channel four do you remember when i took my
35:47grand's neighbor's dog out for a walk bertie bertie was a whippet she ran home away from you i turned
35:54down the fucker was gone i mean i personally feel about merlin the reason he makes me so happy
36:05is that i know that in his little head he doesn't know about anything other than walks
36:09dog food and cuddling oh no i think he knows he knows about a lot of no he doesn't know
36:16about
36:16putin ukraine he does he's very he's very interested in the iran conflict he is not and
36:23the inconsistencies in trump's behavior every year woodgreen takes in over 600 dogs
36:30good lads each one looking for a forever home oh look they're all lovely the newest arrival
36:38is on his way oh that looks like a cockapoo yeah so tell me who have we got here this
36:45is aussie he
36:45is eight months old aussie uh is he being left at the pound we are in the process of moving
36:51internationally oh she's in shock here she can't believe this she can't look at leaving the dog
36:57behind what we've weighed up the the various different factors if you like with taking aussie
37:04with us there's vaccinations there's the quarantine there's the flight there's temperature that must be
37:10so hard you get a dog and then eight months later you have to move and you have to potentially
37:15give
37:16but actually he's clearly doing the right thing doing the right thing by staying here with aussie
37:20while you leave if that's okay cheers thank you very much take care bye bye bye always leave it
37:26oh okay oh oh oh bless him oh that's got to be heartbreaking oh look at all i know it's
37:32okay
37:33buddy oh don't show this where's my dad going where's my dad with mum and dad in tow animal-obsessed
37:43aurora is keeping all of her options open look at her with a little dog teddy and a dog jumper
37:49she's on a mission to get a dog today isn't she have you discussed who's going to be doing all
37:53the
37:53different jobs with this dog no it's going to be oh she's gorgeous we have discussed who's going to
38:01do jobs because we said you need to do some of these jobs don't you clean up after it and
38:06wipe his feet
38:07when it's been in the garden what did i agree to again yeah i don't really know i agreed to
38:13something
38:13but i don't really know you clean up after we hang you wipe his feet ha ha she's getting on
38:20with the
38:20counter roller huh come on mate this way wow buzzing oh here he comes oh come on aussie i love
38:27this part
38:28it's like the first first meet oh he's here here he is oh what will she think oh look at
38:42aurora's face
38:43so he's very into everything he is a social butterfly oh she's not frightened of him is she
38:48no no don't run away from him he's fine is he just got a wet mouth i think aurora's a
38:54bit cautious isn't
38:55she yeah yeah i know well this isn't going as i thought it would calm down the mum's panicking
39:04now because she's thinking have we made the right decision here yeah this is going to be a mcdonald's
39:09on the way home yeah crying trying to smooth things can't we go and get my toy go on aurora
39:18good girl
39:19can you see in there this toy he might like yes right no no no look look hey look she's
39:27playing
39:28with him mom yeah look at it is he going to bring it back though oh she's having fun now
39:35oh oh hey
39:38she didn't flinch though they're becoming friends now she's bonding with him she's bonding with him
39:44i see i see oh i i think he wants me oh i'm sitting down yes that's what i want
39:55to hear
40:05oh stop it there we go stop it now it's all perfect
40:09hmm he's making friends with me that's sweet isn't it he's making friends
40:18that is really honestly in a world full of shit how lovely is that really nice oh my god that
40:25is
40:25just adorable yes that was really lovely you're crying are you yeah slightly no no i'm booking us
40:35in no to go to the dog house no we're not no no not yet we would think about but
40:42i know if you go
40:43there you'll just come back with a dog i can give an old boy another chance in life like you
40:47so thanks
40:51in leeds have you recovered from supper weekend because we lost our voices i was going to say up
40:57until yesterday i was a bit croaky mate i definitely clocked up about 85 000 steps that weekend i know
41:03best friends danielle and daniella they say ravers burn more calories than gym goers oh absolutely
41:09they would tell me in my raving days at my like pinnacle of my raving days i was svelte same
41:17i was
41:17same body same and then you're adding the heels my toes like that but my body body with them ginger
41:26toes but body oh man take me back on sunday night contestants were playing cat and mouse in a new
41:36high stakes game show on channel four i've seen this advertised looks all right there she looks
41:41basically one bunch of people changed another lot of people adult hide and seek sounds cracking we're
41:46resulting to child's games now yeah because we're running out of game show ideas next it's going to be
41:52scotch or something like that bloody red rover won't it 10 players will fight to win up to 100 000
42:01pounds you don't even need to pay me to do this can i just say you do it for free
42:05well i'll do it for
42:06free just for fun hit it against each other as prey i'm doing it so nervous right now versus predator
42:13do you know i'll be good at this sue from running club yes you would oh i hate being chased
42:18i have
42:19nightmares about that you know oh terrible and they never catch me god knows how well i must be fast
42:26in my dreams you love the hunger games and all that sort of stuff too the thrill of the chase
42:35yeah
42:35what's the chase is over who cares yeah you chased me for so long and then you know
42:42got me it was the easiest hunter i've ever had predators your task is simple hunt the prey surely
42:51you want to be the predator what group would you want to be in the prey or predators i need
42:55to see
42:55the benefits above yeah yeah yeah if one of you catches a prey you will swap roles in the game
43:02oh so
43:03the prey doesn't die the prey just becomes a predator each night one predator will be voted out of the
43:10contest oh so you're safe for being prey you'd think that being a predator would be a good thing
43:15but in this game it's not you don't want to be a predator you want to be prey at the
43:18end of this hunt
43:19if any five of us are still predators the rest of us who have become prey that's their back they're
43:26plotting mary trying to scheme already you know trying to form alliances prey are the only ones
43:31that get a say in the cull so nathan has proposed a pact what's the pact right we've got a
43:37pact already
43:38they've only just met each other as long as we convert the majority of us into play we're all
43:42seeking yeah nathan's basically put his out in the ring here and said look
43:46us lot we're going to stick together as predators so these five are on the back
43:50foot aren't they by the end of today they need to be prey three two one
43:59go get out of there it's basically a big game of tig
44:03in the woods for adults for money for sake after predator roy caught shelley he was then on the
44:12runner's prey who's that oh he's spotted someone oh there's another one there's another one there's
44:20another one no way out of all the people i had to see this damn forest it had to be
44:26you it's
44:26fucking roy this is going to test the alliance now because he's the first one to switch over
44:33he's the first one caught again see this pond yeah there's another i really want to catch you
44:38what did he just say i really want to catch him it was his idea nathan's the guy that suggested
44:44the
44:44pact yeah no nathan it's funny nathan didn't even hold back he just went sharp for a minute i really
44:51want to catch her we can't start turning each other in the first hunt all right i'm not going to
44:55capture
44:56you because i like the game plan tempting though wouldn't it oh i'd have done it i know you would
45:00you just suck that pack off the minute it was made players the glade is now reopened
45:06the hunt will conclude in 10 minutes oh 10 minutes late back to the glee yeah where you all started
45:13yeah oh come on ready to pounce it's nathan again no nathan's coming out nathan's coming for roy
45:24oh right oh my god he is too nathan you're shit sorry i'm sorry i'm gonna do it oh no
45:34oh i cannot
45:36believe the cheek of nathan no oh my god oh they got him but it was mel who got him
45:46so not only
45:47has nathan shown his true colors he's also still a predator that's chef's kiss this has proper made
45:53me what a game of hide and seek right one allied first deal is it's got to be within the
46:00house and
46:01the garden give me 30 seconds yeah yeah so sean sound
46:1415 seconds now no you start when i go
46:20see what's on the other side now julie
46:27no hiding your baking skills here molly may and babatunde alesh are in the bake-off tent you can
46:33stream her watch sunday at 7 40 and the goggle boxers have just been watching it the hunt prey
46:39versus predator you can stream her watch it's brand new tomorrow at nine but next charlotte church
46:45joins the lads for the last leg
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