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She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess 💕💕💕
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00:00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:05Please save my child.
00:00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:00:43Rejuvening.
00:00:51Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:00:55No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:59I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:05Here you go, miss.
00:01:09Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:13in need?
00:01:26You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:31run!
00:01:34Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:44Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:49Rejuvening.
00:01:54See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb.
00:01:59Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:16Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:02:21We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:26The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:32He's so hot!
00:02:34Does he come with the money?
00:02:35Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:46Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:48Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:52Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:55Grandma!
00:02:56I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:00Grandma?
00:03:02Grandma.
00:03:02When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:09And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:16Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:22We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:27No!
00:03:36Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:39Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:44Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:47The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:51What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:55Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:01Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:04:06Can you do that?
00:04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:11Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:13Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:18Hold still.
00:04:26My migraine's gone.
00:04:28Okay, then let's go.
00:04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:04:32Come on. Come on.
00:04:33Oh!
00:04:47How is he?
00:04:48What is the diagnosis?
00:04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:53I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:57You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:59Don't worry, General.
00:05:00I'm the Angel Herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:05I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:26I have no clue what this is.
00:05:30Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:35That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:37Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:39I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:52He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:54Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:06:01Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors.
00:06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:06If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:12Who?
00:06:16The goddess of healing.
00:06:19Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess healing.
00:06:23That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:30That's her motto.
00:06:31It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:36She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:41If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:47bankrupt.
00:06:48I will find her. James, come.
00:06:51Put out a bounty.
00:06:53To the entire world.
00:06:54Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:59There's no need.
00:07:13I'll save your son.
00:07:16Who the hell is she?
00:07:18Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:20She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:22Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:23How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:27Exactly.
00:07:28God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:31She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:34Ew!
00:07:35She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:38I bet it has fleas.
00:07:40That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:51Don't touch him.
00:07:54They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:59So step aside.
00:08:01I'll take it from here.
00:08:02Could you hold this?
00:08:04Oh, you're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:07I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:11I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:14I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:20Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:08:24A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:31Ew! Disgusting.
00:08:32Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:35Security!
00:08:35Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:39Let's go.
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:47Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:08:52Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:58All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:09:00But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:19Seven, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:26I can't lose him.
00:09:29Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:38Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:43Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:45As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:52Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:55I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up.
00:09:58You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:10:02Only those cuts in the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:06Continue wasting your time.
00:10:07But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:22What's happening?
00:10:24What is happening?
00:10:25What are we doing?
00:10:34Oh, whoa.
00:10:36What the hell are you doing?
00:10:39i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know
00:10:45that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane
00:10:48security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
00:10:55peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way
00:11:02you got all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right
00:11:07i even have the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
00:11:18this
00:11:25is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
00:11:27what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
00:11:36why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
00:11:41i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
00:11:44what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
00:11:48we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54she's right about everything
00:11:58yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
00:12:03and again there is no such thing as endocryo what what
00:12:06endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:10because i just discovered it
00:12:13this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
00:12:17the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:21but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to meet us
00:12:38who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:45oh so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:49and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:53which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:56is that supposed to be a challenge
00:12:58oh my god
00:13:01if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:04i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:07which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:11what is that supposed to mean
00:13:13it means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:19then let's have a bet
00:13:20if you can't heal him
00:13:24you'll break your hands
00:13:26and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:36you're that desperate to get rid of your competition
00:13:39huh
00:13:40miss triggsy
00:13:41don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43there's too many lives at stake
00:13:47don't worry
00:13:48i got this
00:13:51it's a deal
00:13:53i'll save lysander armstrong
00:13:55no one is dying on my watch
00:14:04lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:11are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed
00:14:14homeless or not
00:14:16if you save my son
00:14:17i'll give you everything
00:14:27i'll even have lysander my heir marry you
00:14:30i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:33i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:38prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
00:14:41wait wait wait wait what what for
00:14:42don't listen to her
00:14:45she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:50firstly
00:14:51this is called greatness
00:14:53secondly
00:14:54even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:57you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:15:01what did you just call me
00:15:05there's a man's life at stake here
00:15:07and you're standing in my way
00:15:09don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:13now stop getting in my way
00:15:16or i promise you
00:15:17you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:20oh yeah
00:15:20hey you want to see real pain
00:15:22where's the dog
00:15:23well put down the dog
00:15:24with pleasure
00:15:41left leaves the wrong breath
00:15:47you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:53she's been poisoned
00:15:56it was her
00:15:57do you see any poison on me
00:15:59medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:02but in the wrong hands
00:16:03it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:06this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:09do you have one of your antidotes on you
00:16:11of course
00:16:12i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:16if i want to save someone
00:16:17even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:36i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist
00:16:43this is what i call
00:16:45malpractice
00:16:47this isn't fatal
00:16:48she'll live
00:16:49but she deserves a little punishment
00:16:51well
00:16:52where's the jacuzzi i asked for
00:16:54jacuzzi is ready
00:16:55right this way
00:16:56wait wait wait wait wait wait
00:16:58what the hell is going on
00:16:59you say you want your son to live on
00:17:01to give you tons of grandchildren
00:17:02don't you
00:17:03then stop getting in my way
00:17:05every second counts
00:17:08let's go for our dip
00:17:09shall we
00:17:14general armstrong
00:17:15your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:18are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son
00:17:23hold on
00:17:23you two are going in there
00:17:25alone
00:17:26if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
00:17:30then sure invite everyone in
00:17:33all right
00:17:34but i warn you
00:17:35no funny business
00:18:08don't you
00:18:10i don't know
00:18:29don't you
00:18:29don't you
00:18:38you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:18:42general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for
00:18:49millions that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the
00:18:54laughingstock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be
00:19:01listening to that we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light
00:19:08on the streets are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:19:16her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:19:21go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
00:19:26james let's go yes sir
00:19:31oh my
00:19:38i told you all to stay out
00:19:45this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we both die
00:19:54i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:20:00i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:06you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:13i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:21steal the
00:20:21hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before
00:20:26she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:34you regain consciousness
00:20:46help me i just wanna
00:20:52something's wrong
00:20:56you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:59lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:04that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:13sir the swat team is here captain morales
00:21:19my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i need you to do whatever
00:21:25you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that door
00:21:30and bury that bitch alive
00:21:36right
00:21:37rewrite the wrong
00:21:42human
00:21:46who the fuck are you and why the hell are you niggity
00:21:51good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:54saving me by bathing with me
00:21:58who are you a fucking spy
00:22:00talk i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:05you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stipper
00:22:10i will never
00:22:11i will never
00:22:25i will
00:22:26look who's guilty now
00:22:29look i don't know what the fuck this is all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:33a man is attracted to a naked woman and her breasts
00:22:38science okay it just means that my body
00:22:41oh shut up
00:22:41is physically
00:22:45you're just doctor me with your phone
00:22:47and i'm a professional
00:22:49i hear lysander's voice
00:22:50captain do something now
00:22:52ready
00:22:58we're almost there
00:23:00aim
00:23:02get em boys
00:23:04get em
00:23:06fire
00:23:10fire
00:23:14fire
00:23:25those
00:23:26the missiles
00:23:26how is this possible
00:23:28it's not even a scratch
00:23:30i told you this is dark magic
00:23:33of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:35no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:38she's not the dark witch
00:23:40young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:44this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:48how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:50that's right
00:23:51the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:55if we can't save him
00:23:57no one can
00:23:58except for the goddess healer
00:23:59think about it
00:24:00we heard lysander's voice
00:24:02he's been in a coma for two years
00:24:04miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:05you're right
00:24:06this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:12maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:15no no
00:24:16absolutely not
00:24:17there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:21how could you know for sure
00:24:22right now
00:24:23what we need to do is not interrupt
00:24:25miss trixie
00:24:26you're wrong sir
00:24:27this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:31it's called borderline revival
00:24:33she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:38but only temporarily
00:24:38it's a trick
00:24:40to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:44that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:46i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:49to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:52my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:54he is dying right now
00:24:55naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:57with a smelly vagrant
00:24:58then it looks like it's up to me
00:25:00the witch doctor
00:25:02only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:06my son's life is in your hands
00:25:08you heal him
00:25:10i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:13i don't know who you are
00:25:15but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden badge
00:25:18a bachelor away from me
00:25:21this is it
00:25:22the finishing touch
00:25:24i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:27so we can both survive
00:25:47it's poison gas
00:25:50poison gas will smoke them out and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:54poison gas? my son is in there
00:25:57you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:26:00no don't worry general
00:26:01gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:05soon she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:07then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:10and then he can marry one of us
00:26:12they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:18i made a promise to you that i'd save you
00:26:21it's now or never
00:26:35what the hell are they doing in there?
00:26:37it's been over ten minutes
00:26:39wait a second
00:26:40you don't think that they're
00:26:42you! you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:45don't point your fingers at me
00:26:47if your brother's dead
00:26:48it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:50oh my god
00:26:51yeah? she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:54i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:57miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:59if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:27:02this is taking way too long
00:27:04captain morales
00:27:06it's time to get out
00:27:07the big guns
00:27:09these bazookas
00:27:10can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:12bazooka
00:27:13she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:16crap oh my god
00:27:17get back sucker
00:27:19ready
00:27:21aim!
00:27:22oh shit
00:27:27quit your whining and stand down
00:27:42the parasite's been extracted
00:27:43shoot her dead now
00:27:45do i need to fix your hearing too?
00:27:47i said stand down
00:27:50don't listen to her
00:27:51she's a fraud
00:27:52a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:54i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:58if i'm a termite then
00:28:00you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:28:02wait a second
00:28:04are you saying you cured my son?
00:28:06he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:07you can see for yourself
00:28:09well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:12that is it! no more stalling general!
00:28:15if you won't punish her
00:28:16i will
00:28:21don't hurt her
00:28:27he's a cure
00:28:33his pulse is regular
00:28:35in fact it's never been better
00:28:40there's no sign of illness, infection, or disease
00:28:51miss trixie did it dad
00:28:53lysander's warm again
00:28:54he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:56and his heart is strong
00:28:58come feel it
00:29:01i saved my son
00:29:02thank you
00:29:03next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:07your son would have otherwise died
00:29:09by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:11i've learned my lesson
00:29:13i will not let these two nutjobs
00:29:15ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:18wait wait no no
00:29:19there is only one person in the world
00:29:22who is more skilled in the field of medicine
00:29:24than the queen angel and i
00:29:28the goddess healer
00:29:33could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:36but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:40and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:44it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:45what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:48devon i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:51take care
00:29:52no wait
00:29:54miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:57he's right
00:29:58we are men of our words
00:30:00and as i promised you my heir lysander would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:30:04and you did just that
00:30:05of course you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:10i really appreciate it but i'm sorry i
00:30:15i'm already engaged
00:30:19already engaged
00:30:20i am i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:24and he's coming back today
00:30:27but don't be disappointed
00:30:29really i'm no one special
00:30:31i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:32some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:36but you're still lysander's savior please
00:30:38let me give you what i promised take the gold
00:30:41no really
00:30:44i don't need anything
00:30:45i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:51tricksy
00:30:52it's your fiancee
00:30:53he's back and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:58i must go
00:31:06hobo close
00:31:07halo glow
00:31:08i bet the goddess healer is just like miss tricksy
00:31:12it was just dumb luck
00:31:14she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:17she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:19marrying the hottest most powerful bachelor around
00:31:25i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:31you
00:31:32oh my god
00:31:33i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo but this is godly
00:31:38no no no no no my standard my standard was not supposed to be mine
00:31:45i'd so much rather share him with you than let that penniless ugly bitch have him
00:31:50you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:53take these two weirdos out of here and revoke their licenses
00:31:57no we're not brides
00:31:59no she's just better than us
00:32:02oh my god
00:32:03oh my god
00:32:06we were truly blessed to have miss tricksy here huh
00:32:09she's no average jane
00:32:10no she isn't
00:32:11she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:13but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:16why did she wear that shit stained dress and had an impeccable looking doll
00:32:19but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:21no normal person could have done that
00:32:23goddess or not
00:32:25homeless or not i don't care
00:32:26i have never met a woman like that
00:32:28i have to find her
00:32:29i have to make her my life
00:32:31she won my heart over too
00:32:32but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:35i'll help you find her
00:32:36alright listen
00:32:38i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:45i'm dumping tricksy
00:32:46so i want you, your granddaughters, filthy things
00:32:50out of my house
00:32:52now
00:32:53tricksy paid for this house
00:32:54she waited for you
00:32:56for three years
00:32:58she was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:33:00and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:33:02one with some serious
00:33:03fuck you money
00:33:05so get lost
00:33:07who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:16grandma
00:33:18beatrice, tricksy, amory
00:33:21i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:23i'm dumping you
00:33:24for your best friend
00:33:25marissa
00:33:27in fact
00:33:28the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:30so sign over the house
00:33:31now
00:33:37you gave me this ring and asked me to wait
00:33:40and i did
00:33:42for three years while you were deployed
00:33:44yet you cheat on me with my best friend
00:33:46and now you're trying to swindle my home
00:33:50do you have no shame
00:33:51we were together for three years
00:33:53and uh...
00:33:54it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:55when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:34:03that's how much she would owe me if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:09i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low grade male prostitute
00:34:17oh yeah
00:34:18well marissa
00:34:21is so much better than you
00:34:22she grew up even poorer than you
00:34:26and now
00:34:27she's the ceo of an entire
00:34:29corporation
00:34:31dude
00:34:33and you
00:34:35you're still nothing
00:34:37so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:39of course she's an upgrade
00:34:41look what she uh... got me for my engagement
00:34:45oops
00:34:46yeah
00:34:47that's maybe worth one millionth the presidential contract i gave her
00:34:57you gave her the presidential contract?
00:35:00i certainly did
00:35:00in fact
00:35:02marissa
00:35:03you and your dimwit brother
00:35:05only have everything you have all thanks to me
00:35:12oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:15that break up must have hit her hard
00:35:17you two
00:35:18are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:21my granddaughter
00:35:22supported you
00:35:24and your entire family for three years while you were gone
00:35:27how dare you insult her
00:35:31it's okay grandma
00:35:32let's not stoop to that level
00:35:35poor edna
00:35:36she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:39what is he talking about jersey
00:35:41show her bob
00:35:47this
00:35:47this
00:35:48is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:50she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:52she was begging on the street for money
00:35:56i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:59even if you got no game
00:36:01i got street cred i got out of keep
00:36:03you dig?
00:36:03the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:06and you're one to speak
00:36:08cheater
00:36:10is this true tricksy?
00:36:15i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:17i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:20so that i can help them
00:36:22of course those without substance underneath would never understand that
00:36:27what is that supposed to mean?
00:36:28it means the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:32is actually a downgrade
00:36:37enough bullshitting already
00:36:38just sign the damn papers and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:54at your wedding i will
00:36:55what?
00:36:58if you won't do good by me of breaking things off before two timing me with my best friend
00:37:03why should i do good by you?
00:37:04i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:07as a charity
00:37:09to you
00:37:10fucking bitch! you better keep your word
00:37:13oh that's rich
00:37:15after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:17do remember that
00:37:25tricksy
00:37:27marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:29they'll destroy you if you show even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:33grandma
00:37:34i have to confess something to you
00:37:37i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:40trillions?
00:37:43that would make you the richest person on the planet
00:37:47it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:50the god of healing
00:37:53i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:55that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:59and become the goddess healer
00:38:01it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:38:05but please
00:38:07tricksy dear
00:38:07i know it must have broken your heart
00:38:10but embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:14it will only delay the healing process
00:38:17you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:19after we lost mom and dad because we didn't have the money for their medical pills
00:38:24i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:29that's why i'm taking everything back from butch and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:32you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:35i'm certain you will meet someone who will treat you right
00:38:39who actually deserves you
00:38:41you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:46oh yeah
00:38:51you said tricksy's crashing your wedding
00:38:53she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:56she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:39:00when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:39:02snake bites back hard
00:39:04so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:06yeah
00:39:07you mean
00:39:10we broadcast
00:39:12that video of me
00:39:16yes
00:39:16her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:20she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:22and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:24against my presidential glow up
00:39:26let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:35there he is
00:39:38welcome home brother
00:39:40welcome home general
00:39:44sir the homeless woman who saved you miss tricksy
00:39:47this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:49he served with your regiment in the marines
00:39:51you mean the butch tanner that can barely carry supplies
00:39:54well she's been providing for him and his entire family while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:58so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:40:01fucking coward
00:40:02according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:40:05then we should join her
00:40:07men
00:40:08i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:11and her incredible power that saved my life
00:40:13so she needs our support
00:40:14will you join me in protecting her
00:40:16yes sir
00:40:17we will learn a lot to protect her
00:40:20let's roll
00:40:24let's go
00:40:25let's go
00:40:26let's go
00:40:28let's go
00:40:32let's go
00:40:34let's go
00:40:35welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:38today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:41not only are we getting married
00:40:42but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:46allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:52congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:40:55wake him
00:40:56stow butch is taking my last name
00:40:58oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:41:01you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department but this is a partay after all
00:41:07i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:13the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:19it's an honor and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:25we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:28let the wedding begin
00:41:32not so fast
00:41:34the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:58you two really are a match made in hell
00:42:00so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:42:04i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles
00:42:07who is she?
00:42:08this is our entertainment for tonight sir
00:42:11just watch
00:42:15Trixie what are you doing here?
00:42:16this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:18i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:20you know being his poor
00:42:24me
00:42:24but my meal
00:42:25have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years?
00:42:30and what evidence do you have of that?
00:42:32look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:34i'm a millionaire CEO
00:42:36even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:40and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:44sasa
00:42:44she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:48see everyone?
00:42:50butch already cut ties with his ex
00:42:51but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:57this is what poor sad girls do
00:43:00they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:43:04projecting much marissa?
00:43:06you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:08but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:11especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:18you?
00:43:19you? giving me the contract?
00:43:21you have no skills
00:43:22no education
00:43:24no connection
00:43:25so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:27to get the US fucking president
00:43:29to give me a billion dollar contract?
00:43:31we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:34and i saw potential in you
00:43:35even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:38but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:41don't be all sore now just cause i stole your man
00:43:44this is what us rich girls do
00:43:47they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:50damn right
00:43:51you were
00:43:53too embarrassing for me
00:43:55sasa tramples you any day
00:43:57i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:44:00bravo
00:44:01self admission of a gold digger
00:44:02quick somebody put that on a memoir
00:44:04sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:44:06make her stop
00:44:07don't listen to everyone
00:44:09she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:12i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:14and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:18you may look and sound like a man
00:44:20but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:23okay enough
00:44:23you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:26your moral posturing
00:44:28but guess what
00:44:29morals are just lies to make you lame girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:33that's why no man will choose you over marissa tricksy
00:44:37because i've got the material goods
00:44:39and you're just all empty talk
00:44:41i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:43because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:47for me
00:44:47see this
00:44:58oh my god
00:45:01is that the billion dollar contract for sasa?
00:45:06the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck?
00:45:08no absolutely not
00:45:10i don't believe it
00:45:12you all sound so scared already
00:45:14don't worry
00:45:14this isn't that contract
00:45:17it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:23see everyone
00:45:24she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:26but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:28look at her following orders
00:45:29i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:32like a good little peasant slave
00:45:35that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:40you want to uh... i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it?
00:45:54you must understand me i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:59i'm giving it to charity
00:46:07bro!
00:46:08she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:10she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress she can pretend to be a deep pocket and
00:46:14invest in baddie
00:46:15you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:18it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:20i know what this is
00:46:23you've gone delusional
00:46:24and you think you're cinderella so you can just show up to a fancy party and some prince charming will
00:46:29scoop you into money forever?
00:46:30well that's not happening
00:46:32security!
00:46:33lock the doors
00:46:34this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:39this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:45we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:46she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:49butch tanner
00:46:50well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:54let's go
00:46:59you think a few toy guns scare me marissa?
00:47:01i've saved plenty of people from much worse
00:47:05including your head of command butch
00:47:08general lysander armstrong
00:47:10you mean the legendary war hero?
00:47:12he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:16you're an unskilled, unemployed, ugly leech
00:47:20so how could you possibly have this magical ability to heal someone like general lysander armstrong?
00:47:26no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:27if you really cured the incurable general?
00:47:29then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:32and she's not
00:47:33you're just asking to be humiliated trixie
00:47:36show them butch
00:47:43see for yourselves everyone
00:47:45trixie's just a
00:47:47freeloading beggar
00:47:51she won't leave me and marissa alone cause
00:47:53we're rich as fuck now
00:47:55i'm a major in the marines
00:47:58sasa, she has
00:47:59a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:48:01with the military
00:48:03approved by the first female president of the united states herself bitch
00:48:08how despicable
00:48:09she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:13get out of here no one wants to marry you
00:48:15no free meals for the poor
00:48:17do you see this trixie?
00:48:19this is high society
00:48:21so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:23or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:26maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:29maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:35i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:37but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:39which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:42to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:45but no
00:48:46you've stooped so low
00:48:48it disgusts me
00:48:49nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:53like a bum
00:48:54and who knows
00:48:55if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:59well then
00:49:01why don't you get on your knees for me trixie
00:49:03my brother will never take you back
00:49:06no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:09but make me happy
00:49:11and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:25how dare you hit my brother
00:49:27i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:29that's awesome
00:49:31i do something
00:49:32don't worry my dear
00:49:33after i'm done with you trixie
00:49:35not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:39oh
00:49:40is that so
00:49:42security
00:49:44get down on your knees
00:49:46and give bob
00:49:47one hell of a blowjob
00:49:48in front of everybody here
00:49:50or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:52the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:54i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:57any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:50:01before you even touch me
00:50:02dream on
00:50:04you wish general eye center scooped you off your feet
00:50:07but you weren't good enough for me
00:50:08you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:10enough
00:50:12you're souring my party
00:50:13so you either get the fuck out
00:50:16or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:18on the count of three
00:50:20i think i quite like it here
00:50:21two
00:50:33mmm
00:50:34this wine is so delicious
00:50:36one
00:50:37shoot
00:50:40nobody
00:50:40is laying a hand
00:50:42on my future wife
00:50:49it's
00:50:51it's
00:51:00who the hell is this
00:51:06i'm sorry that i'm late
00:51:07did they hurt you?
00:51:09no
00:51:10i'm fine
00:51:11but um
00:51:12when did i become your future wife?
00:51:15you saved me
00:51:17Trixie, remember?
00:51:18i'm a man of my word
00:51:20they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:22really, it was nothing
00:51:24i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:27not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:30ahem
00:51:35i see what this is
00:51:36you're the one who cheated on me Trixie
00:51:38look at you guys all lovey-dove
00:51:40don't try to pin this on her
00:51:42she waited for you for three years
00:51:43this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:48virtue?
00:51:50don't make me laugh
00:51:52she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:54no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:58she should be happy Bob was willing to give her some
00:52:05i see her in the marines
00:52:08i'm a major
00:52:09you know
00:52:10look man
00:52:10i know Trixie is like a
00:52:13i don't know
00:52:13like a seven
00:52:14now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:16but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:18worthless woman like that
00:52:20ow
00:52:21ow
00:52:22ah
00:52:23ah
00:52:25a real man
00:52:27never talks about a woman that way
00:52:29you're a coward
00:52:40we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:44you're very gracious Trixie you know that
00:52:49you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:51so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:53you understand
00:52:54you wanna fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:56i'm a fucking major
00:52:58you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:53:00i'll destroy you
00:53:02do you really not know who this is butch
00:53:05i thought you were in the marines
00:53:07what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:11he was just a supply boy
00:53:15war hero?
00:53:17is this all part of your plan Trixie?
00:53:19poor girl
00:53:21did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself?
00:53:25a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:27Trixie is worthless cause that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:34a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:36what a pair
00:53:38seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:42maybe we should try to place them off some more don't you think?
00:53:46bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:55what is all this?
00:53:56Trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:54:01but i know that we shared a moment
00:54:06i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:54:09it's not in my nature
00:54:12unlike somebody else here
00:54:14listen Trixie
00:54:16i have never
00:54:18met a woman
00:54:20like you
00:54:21so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:24so i know
00:54:26that you're the one for me
00:54:29this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:32really good actor
00:54:34Oscar worthy
00:54:35Oscar worthy
00:54:36no
00:54:38first gift
00:54:44Trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:46so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:50worth 500 million dollars
00:54:51previously owned by Jennifer Aniston
00:54:55second gift
00:54:58this contains all the rights to my entire fortune
00:55:03which is now yours
00:55:04entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:55:07you must be pennies
00:55:08they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:11they've got nothing left
00:55:13Lysander
00:55:13i really don't care for any of us
00:55:15look i i know
00:55:17i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:20okay
00:55:21which is exactly why
00:55:22well my third gift
00:55:23is um
00:55:25well
00:55:26well
00:55:35oh
00:55:36oh
00:55:39oh
00:55:39oh
00:55:40oh
00:55:40oh
00:55:40oh
00:55:41oh
00:55:42oh
00:55:42oh
00:55:42oh
00:55:42oh
00:55:43oh
00:55:44Oh, my God.
00:55:46You found my dog.
00:55:51Trixie, I'm just a man.
00:55:53But with you, it's so much more.
00:55:55Trixie Amore.
00:56:00Will you marry me?
00:56:03You know I can't say no to this doggo.
00:56:09Yes, I will marry you.
00:56:27Go, go, power couple.
00:56:30Woo!
00:56:31Okay, stop.
00:56:33The only power couple here is Butch and I.
00:56:36Let's remind everyone how worthless Trixie is.
00:56:41No man in their right mind would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps.
00:56:46Hey, I don't care if she's homeless or not, but I'm making this woman my wife, which means
00:56:51that she will be treated as and cherished as the most precious woman on Earth.
00:56:56Understand?
00:57:00You still don't realize that my brother is the most powerful man on Earth.
00:57:05This is General Lysander Armstrong.
00:57:15As if, like the almighty General Lysander Armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like
00:57:22Trixie.
00:57:22Yes, the Armstrong family basically controlled the global stock market.
00:57:26Lysander Armstrong would sooner marry the Princess of England than someone from the lowest rank
00:57:30of society.
00:57:31I bet my life you're all just actors.
00:57:35Then you better enjoy your last breath.
00:57:37Come on, Lysander.
00:57:38What are we waiting for?
00:57:38Let's show them what we can do and get revenge for Trixie.
00:57:40What can a bunch of piss poor people do to us, the elites?
00:57:44Infect us with your poor people bad luck?
00:57:46She wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck.
00:57:50Truth is, she's just a useless, lazy bitchin' bum.
00:57:53She's utterly unmarriable.
00:57:58I can dispose of them in other means if you don't prefer violence.
00:58:03I'd handle them myself, but...
00:58:06I'll let you do all the heavy lifting.
00:58:09Go ahead, Lysander.
00:58:17Yes, hello, this is Lysander.
00:58:18Please bankrupt Marissa Wickham for me.
00:58:22Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.
00:58:25Anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone.
00:58:35Uh, hello?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:39What?
00:58:44I'm a bankrupt!
00:58:55Hey, are you sure that was the call, Sasha?
00:58:58That was a real call?
00:58:59People don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that.
00:59:01My company's dead.
00:59:02It's evaporated.
00:59:04It's in thin air.
00:59:08That's impossible.
00:59:10Who are you?
00:59:11What did she do?
00:59:13Secretary Cho, you said you're the secretary of health, right?
00:59:16And you yourself said that the Armstrong family owns the entire global stock market.
00:59:20Could that be how they bankrupted Miss Wickham?
00:59:23Then that means...
00:59:27You're really Lysander Armstrong.
00:59:29The richest and most powerful man in the country.
00:59:33Trixie's married.
00:59:35The famed war hero.
00:59:36The man every girl wants and every man wants to be.
00:59:41Now you believe me?
00:59:42Those who do bad will always end up losing everything.
00:59:46There's got to be some trick to this.
00:59:48You guys are just bums trying to extort money from us.
00:59:51It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
00:59:53It's awesome.
01:00:00I know why you're all over Trixie.
01:00:02Because you've been in the military for so long, you don't know what a real woman can do for you.
01:00:07Let me take you to my wedding chamber and I'll show you a good time.
01:00:12Do you want to rub your hands for me or I'll have them removed for you.
01:00:20I would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are.
01:00:26Guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually.
01:00:31Sasa was just trying to save the company.
01:00:34I don't blame her at all.
01:00:35Your double standards are incredible.
01:00:37Okay, you don't want me.
01:00:39Fine.
01:00:40But there's plenty of other efficiency.
01:00:42I can give you a room full of pageant winners.
01:00:4418 years old.
01:00:46Fresh for the taking.
01:00:54I did that so you wouldn't have to, Miss Trixie.
01:00:57Thank you, Devon.
01:00:59Marissa, not only have you backstabbed me, your best friend, by stealing my fiancé, but now you'd sell out other
01:01:07innocent girls just to get your company back?
01:01:10You're an insult to all good women out there.
01:01:12No, to all of humanity.
01:01:13So now, everything that I've ever given you to, I'm taking it all back.
01:01:20Wait, everyone, stop.
01:01:25They're imposters.
01:01:30I just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled because it
01:01:35was assigned by the goddess healer herself.
01:01:37So we won't go bankrupt?
01:01:40The goddess healer?
01:01:41You mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine approved of my biomedical products?
01:01:47Yes, that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine.
01:01:51The goddess healer's motto is the right rewrites the wrong, the left leave the wrong bereft.
01:01:58That means she's rewarding me.
01:02:00The president would never let your company go bankrupt.
01:02:04In fact, she's on her way now.
01:02:07So you're telling me this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here isn't Lysander Armstrong?
01:02:14Who the fuck cares who he is?
01:02:15If the president and the goddess healer approves of my product, who cares about this washed up war hero?
01:02:21We can break his legs, break his arms.
01:02:23No one would even bat an eye.
01:02:24She even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services.
01:02:28FBI!
01:02:30FBI!
01:02:31You're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft.
01:02:36Gotcha.
01:02:41Guess I still get the last laugh, Trixie.
01:02:44No, don't arrest her!
01:02:46Trixie is a good person.
01:02:48Please, officer, don't arrest her!
01:02:50Grandma, Mr. Rogers, Mrs. Williams, what are you all doing here?
01:02:54The neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch.
01:02:57We were worried, so we came here to back you up.
01:03:00Listen, officer, I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor.
01:03:04She's very kind-hearted and would never break the law.
01:03:08Yes, and one time when my daughter needed university tuition, Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her
01:03:14out.
01:03:15She also paid for my recent heart surgery as well.
01:03:18My fiance really is an incredible woman.
01:03:21She's an angel descended from heaven.
01:03:28You must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong.
01:03:32My brother is not a criminal.
01:03:34He's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
01:03:38Without him, this whole country would have been bombed to ash.
01:03:41And that's why his choice to crime is stealing his identity.
01:03:45General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma because of the fight with the terrorist.
01:03:49And we've received no word that he's woken up yet, so this must be an imposter.
01:03:54I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity is causing you a lot of trouble.
01:03:58But I promise I'll get it resolved and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex.
01:04:04If you want to arrest me, fine.
01:04:07But don't fuck with my fiance.
01:04:09You don't get to decide, punk.
01:04:10Let's go!
01:04:11Let's go!
01:04:34Get him!
01:04:35If you can.
01:04:36Let's go!
01:05:27Is that enough pain?
01:05:28Or do you want more?
01:05:37Legend is written all over you, Lysander.
01:05:42Grandma.
01:05:44Meet my new fiance.
01:05:48Wow, your new fiance.
01:05:50He's so manly.
01:05:52Much better than your last one.
01:05:54I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:56It's Butch's loss.
01:05:58Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:06:02She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:06:07Bitch, we name calling now?
01:06:09I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right fam?
01:06:12Drown out the poor!
01:06:13Drown out the poor!
01:06:15Drown out the poor!
01:06:16Drown out the poor!
01:06:18Drown out the poor!
01:06:19Drown out the poor!
01:06:20See, Trixie, you've got no connections, no power.
01:06:24You can't compete against me even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:28We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:30So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:35Let them eat cake!
01:06:37Hm.
01:06:46You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:48Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:49Attack!
01:06:51Attack!
01:07:07You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:15What the fuck was that?
01:07:17I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:19I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:28Damn it!
01:07:29Damn it!
01:07:30Damn it!
01:07:32You forgot I had a gun, too?
01:07:35That'll teach you for messing with the Wigh-Hams.
01:07:37Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:39We're cornered.
01:07:40I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:42Devin, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:45I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:48They will be punished.
01:07:52now hold still for me right ray rides the world
01:08:08holy fuck did she just reverse the bullet by chanting the goddess healer's chant
01:08:13she the goddess healer i'm all better now thank you mr xy see i knew that you were no ordinary
01:08:25woman
01:08:25no please i am just an ordinary girl don't put me on some sort of fetus sure you hear that
01:08:33she's just
01:08:34some average homeless girl in the streets she was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out
01:08:38the bullet well i do not care for glory i do believe in justice marissa and butch not only
01:08:45have you betrayed me but now you've hurt the innocent too i will make you both pay for your
01:08:50crimes and who are you to judge me for what i do god wrong but you're close oh bullshit i'm
01:08:59gonna show
01:09:00you how the elite can travel in your little lives you want to cross the line so bad then let's
01:09:06see
01:09:07you try charge
01:09:17the hell is this this is the line between life and death yeah was that extra neon spray paint
01:09:26i'll admit it looks pretty good but uh i'll die before i believe that's magic
01:09:30yeah you're not the grim reaper what if it's a trap that woman has many tricks up her sleeves
01:09:36we ain't afraid of her she's nothing but a circus prostitute why don't you cross the line
01:09:41and see for yourself i will
01:09:47left leaves the wrong rest
01:09:56i'm fine nothing happened you'll see soon enough oh please i really want to die and you call this the
01:10:04line between life and death i knew you were just making that shit up whoops just frosted again whoops
01:10:10and again nothing's happy
01:10:24no no what did you do to my brother i didn't do anything your brother just didn't want to heed
01:10:32my
01:10:33warning i suggest you take him to the ur if you don't want your wedding to become his funeral
01:10:39come on major are you not going to help your own brother
01:10:43how was he able to cross the line see this must be an illusion
01:10:50only the pure of heart can cross the line
01:10:52will somebody take my brother to the hospital please
01:11:02you're so sore i wouldn't marry you you go and hurt my brother oh please you hurt us first
01:11:08at first i was really hurt by your betrayal but i've come to realize your true colors are that of
01:11:14a snake
01:11:15and a coward marissa thanks for taking this low life from me
01:11:20you blame yourself for being worthless you think anyone will want to marry you when you got nothing to offer
01:11:28when you wear odd and crazy clothes all day
01:11:34don't touch my wife
01:11:38and instead trixie gets a handsome and protective husband
01:11:43you can daydream all you want now trixie but when the presidential contract arrives
01:11:47it'll hit you like a fucking truck that you're nothing but an ugly phony
01:11:51and i'm the queen of everything
01:11:52oh really
01:11:54then let me show you how it is i who has everything you want
01:11:57you've got nothing on me
01:12:02yes
01:12:03tell the president to get here immediately
01:12:10goddess
01:12:10madam president i require your assistance
01:12:14yes we'll be there immediately
01:12:19get the vp we're leaving now
01:12:23did she just pretend to call the first woman president
01:12:27president of the united states
01:12:28god i knew you were cheap but i didn't know you were crazy too
01:12:31i'm so glad i dumped you for marissa
01:12:34you're pathetic trixie
01:12:36a secretary to remind everyone how i have the presidential contract coming
01:12:39miss wickham is correct
01:12:41i was on the phone with the president earlier
01:12:43only the most important people have madam president's direct line
01:12:47you hear that everyone
01:12:48there is no way lowlife trixie could have called the president by herself
01:12:54she's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention so she's come here to play up her importance
01:13:00no my granddaughter would never do that
01:13:03reversing time just to heal someone's wound
01:13:06only the goddess healer can do that
01:13:08is trixie really the goddess healer
01:13:18oh first your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero general lysander armstrong
01:13:23and now you trixie are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract
01:13:27is this how the working class think all the time
01:13:31i never realized how delusional they were
01:13:34you can only dream of what you can never have
01:13:37while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces
01:13:40look i don't know what circus school you went to
01:13:43but you trying to make me jealous trixie
01:13:45it ain't working
01:13:46you can't just fake the
01:13:50yeah but goddess healing power is legendary
01:13:53it's like real magic
01:13:54trixie you're an angel
01:13:57but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination
01:14:00and if we steal her identity just to punish her ex
01:14:03won't her followers be furious and riot against you
01:14:08no
01:14:09trixie look
01:14:11i believe you
01:14:12you saved me
01:14:14whether you're a goddess or not
01:14:16you did that
01:14:17no matter what happens you are a goddess to me
01:14:21we'll riot against you now
01:14:23tear her apart
01:14:24tear her apart
01:14:26tear her apart
01:14:27tear her apart
01:14:30the vice president arrives
01:14:47who dare cause ruckus in here
01:14:53your general lysander armstrong
01:14:56wait what
01:14:59he's actually general lysander armstrong
01:15:01no no we've been through this already once okay
01:15:04right secretary chill
01:15:05this actor trixie hired
01:15:08pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me
01:15:11but you already confirmed with madame president
01:15:13that i got the contract coming still right
01:15:16yes
01:15:16we all thought he was a fraud
01:15:18what i mean is
01:15:20you're the war hero
01:15:22general lysander armstrong
01:15:24and how dare you crash miss wickham's wedding
01:15:27the moment you wake up you fall under this vixen spell
01:15:30and now you're attacking one of the most important allies to the president
01:15:34he is the general
01:15:37oh but he's in trouble now
01:15:39did you hear that even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader
01:15:45so what if trixie picked up some washed up war hero we got the vp and the president
01:15:50on our side you'll always be nothing trixie
01:15:55i told you
01:15:56now punish them vice president langley this is treason
01:15:59lysander armstrong you are stripped from your military honors and titles
01:16:08hurry
01:16:09the goddess healer needs us
01:16:13you can't do that mr vice president
01:16:15my brother is a war hero
01:16:17he single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack
01:16:19he was in a coma for two years
01:16:21if it wasn't for miss trixie he would
01:16:23enough
01:16:24you speak another word and i will bring down your entire family
01:16:27not just your brother
01:16:29yeah
01:16:31it's okay
01:16:33mr vice president i've already given my life once for my country
01:16:36i have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiance's life
01:16:41and let's be honest about one other thing mr vice president
01:16:43i never gave a fuck about any damn titles
01:16:49i truly saved a good man
01:16:56i will not let you bring ruin to my fiance
01:16:59and what can you do about it
01:17:01oh mr vice president i have swell idea
01:17:03my biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military
01:17:08let's try it out on them
01:17:12hold on mr vice president there's no way that you're taking this seriously
01:17:15put innocent civilian lives in danger
01:17:17despicable
01:17:18what's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power
01:17:24miss wickham you can use full force on them
01:17:28did you hear that boys
01:17:33oh
01:17:42shoot
01:17:43wait that's the president
01:17:47oh
01:17:48oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:49oh
01:17:50oh
01:17:51oh
01:18:00oh
01:18:05oh my gosh
01:18:07i'm so sorry madame president
01:18:09that was
01:18:10they were totally aiming for uh trixie the fraud in the middle
01:18:13what
01:18:14is this
01:18:15oh
01:18:16that's my new biomedical weapon madame for your military
01:18:19this is a war crime
01:18:20these are innocent civilian lives you're messing with
01:18:23you're the uncivilized buffoon
01:18:25i can shoot whoever i want i have the presidential contract
01:18:27with great power comes great responsibility
01:18:30and this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract i gave you
01:18:34what are you doing reverse the poison
01:18:36and take it out of the present before it's too late
01:18:38that is easy
01:18:40there's no need
01:18:42i'll save everyone
01:18:57it's raining gold
01:19:01what's happening trixie doesn't have that kind of money it's got to be cheap glitter
01:19:07she
01:19:08she
01:19:08she is
01:19:10she is a criminal
01:19:12don't worry madame president we will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison
01:19:15i'd be quiet if i were you
01:19:16because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is healed up
01:19:20what are you talking about
01:19:21the president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract
01:19:34this contract
01:19:36yeah yes
01:19:38thank you first gentleman
01:19:57my contract you bitch
01:19:59and that's not all
01:20:12this foul weapon will not see the light of day
01:20:14there is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus
01:20:18don't you realize
01:20:19or are you too much of a goody two shoes to understand that
01:20:23you're the real virus here marissa
01:20:25money is worth more to you than human lives
01:20:28and that's something i cannot tolerate
01:20:30so prepare yourself
01:20:32because i'm about to smite you
01:20:35what are you gonna do
01:20:37the president is here
01:20:39and i just invented the best biomedical products in the world
01:20:43you'll pardon me for that little mishap right
01:20:47madam president
01:20:48you've recovered now
01:20:50so what's your final decision
01:20:53i'll
01:20:54she's gonna give me my billion dollar
01:21:02i'll smack her until she sees 50 stars
01:21:09why are you attacking me madam president
01:21:11you're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract
01:21:14you wish you idiot
01:21:18i've never seen a woman so vile
01:21:21so ugly on the inside it makes me want to vomit
01:21:23i i don't understand i was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing
01:21:30and do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth
01:21:36you've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh
01:21:40the one and only
01:21:42and it's
01:21:44and it's
01:21:46her
01:21:47and it's
01:21:48and it's
01:21:49and it's
01:21:50and it's
01:21:53and it's
01:22:03Welcome, goddess.
01:22:11Uh, we, uh...
01:22:15You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:18How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:21Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:25I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person.
01:22:28To help those in need.
01:22:30And make sure the man I chose loved me for me.
01:22:33No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:39She took it away just like that.
01:22:42That was her golden ticket.
01:22:44You were once my fiancée and best friend.
01:22:47But after everything you've done, I'm officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:51No, please, I swear.
01:22:52I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:57It doesn't matter who she is.
01:22:59Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:23:01She's an amazing person.
01:23:02And you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:23:06She's gonna be my wife.
01:23:07Because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:16I love you.
01:23:30All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:34This is all your fault.
01:23:37You seduce me!
01:23:39Don't help me!
01:23:40You were the one that came on to me, you himbo!
01:23:44Please, Trixie, give me another chance!
01:23:47I want to be rich again!
01:23:50I'll be your slave.
01:23:51Kiss the ground you walk on!
01:23:53You've had your chance to apologize.
01:23:55But it's too late now.
01:23:57All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:24:02You two should be locked up.
01:24:03And she shall.
01:24:05For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:24:11It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:24:13I never loved you.
01:24:14It's your fault!
01:24:15I was only with you for your money.
01:24:17I don't care.
01:24:18You were rich.
01:24:19I'll see myself now.
01:24:22Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:24We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:27My platform is spreading kindness just like you.
01:24:31I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:33That is why I saved you.
01:24:35With these healing hands,
01:24:37I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:41Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:47Let's party!
01:24:49Wait, what if we just got married?
01:24:51Right now?
01:24:52Yes.
01:24:53Well.
01:24:54Woo!
01:24:56Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:25:01I do.
01:25:02I do.
01:25:03You may kiss the bride.
01:25:07You may kiss the bride.
01:25:09You may kiss the bride.
01:25:10I do.
01:25:10You may kiss the bride.
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