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Phineas And Ferb - Season 5 - Episode 02: Cloudy with a Chance of Mom
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00:00There's another 104 days of summer vacation, and school comes along just to end it.
00:07So the annual problem for our generation is finding a good way to spend it.
00:13Like babies!
00:14Building a rocket or fighting a mummy, or climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
00:19Discovering something that doesn't exist, or giving a monkey a shower.
00:25Surfing tidal waves, creating nanobots, or locating Frankenstein's brain.
00:29It's over here!
00:30Finding a dodo bird, painting a continent, or driving our sister insane.
00:35Phineas!
00:35As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall.
00:40Come on, Harry!
00:41So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:46So stick with us, cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
00:52Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
00:59A little bit more to the left!
01:01To the left of the pickles!
01:02Perfect!
01:03Hey Phineas!
01:05Let's just do it!
01:06Wow!
01:07That's a lot of deli!
01:08It's more than that!
01:10It's an actual submarine sandwich submarine!
01:12I can't believe we hadn't thought of it sooner!
01:14Oh sure!
01:15You like this bread-related activity, but not mine!
01:18Are you still going on about that bread-boiled hot tub?
01:21It's a long summer, and I am a patient man.
01:25So I hope the sandcastle building queen is ready to defend her crown today!
01:30Yeah, yeah, building castles made of sand.
01:31I know it's today, Mom, but right now I have bigger fish to fry.
01:34The boys are building the biggest and stupidest thing in Phineas and Ferb history.
01:38Wait till you see this ridiculous, overly, literal monstrosity!
01:41Candace, hey, hey!
01:43Don't let your thing with your brothers distract you.
01:44Not today.
01:45Your unlimited sandcastle potential is at stake!
01:48But, but, but, but!
01:48Well, I'm heading to the beach now with my famous sub sandwiches.
01:52I'll see you there, winner!
01:54Oh yeah, you'll see me.
01:56And you'll also see what the boys are making.
02:02And this is what the sandwich would look like in a storm!
02:07But today, we're gonna plant our flag in the deepest part of the ocean.
02:11The Mariana Trench!
02:14Mariana Trench!
02:15Then we're gonna need trench coats, right?
02:16Sounds exciting!
02:17And dangerous!
02:19Oh, here we go!
02:20Little Miss Safety Patch strikes again!
02:22Uh, uh, uh!
02:23Some would say I got most of these safety patches from pulling your biscuits out of the fire!
02:28I like my biscuits hot!
02:30Anyway, we're gonna need high-pressure hole insulation, radar, sonar, and a periscope!
02:36Absolutely!
02:37Speaking of high-pressure hole insulation, where's Perry?
02:41Intriguing segue.
02:42Doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie
02:46-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie
02:50-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-doobie-do
03:07clearly his mom didn't teach him well a lot of things which is why we all have a
03:12job so get to it agent D hold on sir I think I found the button such a weenie
03:24carl
03:34I don't know what Perry's short for so I'm just trying stuff out until you tell me
03:38any different Pericles the Platypus that that's your name in the meantime
03:46it's the surf and turf and push special you see you're the turf and the lobster's the surf and
03:50I guess you're also the surf because you're you're semi-aquatic and oh never mind
03:54you see I'm stuck here waiting for my oven repairman who gave me a ridiculous
03:59window and not this ridiculous window of me kicking an orange long story don't even ask
04:03I'm talking about a ridiculous window of time from 5 a.m. this morning until a week
04:09from Tuesday I've got to wait around I'm stuck here and I can't go out to get any
04:14food so I invented these torches over in a dark I type in the kind of food I want
04:21here which sends a message to a decommissioned Cold War spy satellite
04:24which then bounces the signal right back here an unnecessary step I am still very
04:29proud of that signal fires off the surprisingly expensive four carpoon into
04:34said food wherever the innater finds it and real said food right back here to me if
04:40the world can't be my oyster then the tri-state area will be my
04:45buffet everyone's food will be my food I am so lazy
04:57ow
05:00turns out that wasn't actual food but you get the idea periodontal the platypus
05:06blink twice if I'm getting warmer
05:08our sub should carry us deeper than anyone has ever been before in meat
05:14and a little extra yeast in the baguette will increase our overall
05:18maneuverability and what's the science behind this please save your questions
05:22till the end is it the end no and that is also a question
05:26let's build us up with meat and cheese to dive beneath the open seas a mayo and a
05:32mustard squeeze classic deli style toasted bread with sesame seeds tomatoes ham and
05:39peppercinies but can you hold the onions please we'll be at sea a while it's our
05:44underwater luncheon meat machine made with salted savory pressurized cuisine
05:52we're traveling to depths you've never seen in a submarine sandwich submarine sandwich
06:00submarine
06:11who are you i'm an oven repair guy but i've got time to kill nowhere to be until a week
06:15from tuesday
06:18mom finnie's and ferb and some oven repairman apparently are building a honey where are you
06:22the sandcastle competition started something big came up and uh please honey don't tell me this is
06:29about the boys is this about the boys you just told me not to tell you can you hear how
06:32disappointed
06:33my face looks it's okay mom we'll be there soon the helicopter is coming wait what
06:39kill me oh i'm just an innocent stowaway
06:43all right everybody hop in
06:50ah eat that perry wrinkle the platypus
06:54hey no no wait wait wait wait wait time out
06:57time out that's my good china here this is my bad china have at you
07:11we've done it we're at the ocean floor
07:13haha i got you just wait till mom sees
07:18whatever all this is oh hey candace always room for one more
07:22we're about to stick our flag in the deepest part of the ocean
07:28um is the mariana trench supposed to have two gross bloodshot eyes no why do you ask that's why
07:38we gotta get out of here move over firm i've almost got my life
07:45come on give me something good daddy needs a new pair of shoes or you know whatever the food
08:00equivalent of that is you know dessert until your plate is clean
08:10luckily i'm wealthy and can afford more
08:13i'm so alone
08:39that doesn't sound very safe it's safer than being eaten by a giant fish monster
08:44move over candace everyone hold on
08:52we may be doomed but these nimble fingers and five years of violin lessons can play us out in style
09:07it's still gaining on us and it's even bits of our sub
09:10perhaps in hindsight we should not have made our submarine out of food
09:20we gotta get out of here
09:21good thing we have an escape vehicle
09:23it's our substitute submarine sandwich submarine
09:26a sub sub sub if you will
09:28we just have to open this hatch and we'll be home free
09:30there is no handle
09:32why are there bite marks
09:35nobody packed any snacks
09:36we can't get in the escape pod well we can't get in the escape pod but maybe we can still
09:41use it
09:42isabella swing around a starboard
09:46burp eject the pod
09:48what but that's our only way out of
09:50we just need to distract it
09:51jettison the sub
10:00it was made of food too
10:01everybody to your stations we're surfacing
10:12where were you sweetie we're all waiting for your submission
10:15oh come with me mom i've got a submission all right
10:18a sub mission you will not believe your eyes
10:21okay i believe i won't believe my eyes
10:24this was actually productive
10:26this this food fight is gonna feed me for weeks
10:29and thank you for watching your hands
10:31food safety and even length shoelaces
10:33two things people always take for granted
10:38wait has that time clock always been there
11:02mom mom look
11:05oh look
11:06wait what
11:07no it was a real submarine i swear
11:11oh i get it a submarine sandwich submarine sand sculpture
11:15you've got such special skills sweetie
11:17you've really outdone yourself
11:19i'm so proud of you
11:20and i ran into a sandcastle college recruiter
11:22who thinks he can get you a scholarship
11:2410 out of 10
11:28what's my foot
11:29i didn't do this
11:33oh there you are perry
11:38and he missed his window
11:47i can't believe my baby is 16 and taking her driver's license test
11:51why
11:51i can't believe my baby is 16 and failed her driver's license test
12:00and another one bites the dust
12:03don't worry sweetie
12:04you got this
12:05you know the driver's manual by heart
12:07and your dad and the boys have been helping you parallel park
12:16yeah yeah that was helpful
12:18oh here's your dad
12:19hello just calling to say good luck on your test
12:22imagine that you found freedom you'll have if you don't fail
12:25which of course you won't
12:27then why are you fixing my bike
12:29what about this
12:30oh no no no no no
12:31i have all the confidence
12:32this is uh this is just in case
12:36she's right here
12:39i'll be waiting over the park till your test is over
12:41break a leg sweetheart
12:48all right let's get this over with
12:54coming
12:57wow
13:01what you doing
13:05check it out
13:06gecko gear
13:07we got the idea from watching a gecko documentary
13:10they can lick their own eyes
13:12but more importantly they can climb up walls
13:15which is why we made these gloves and boots
13:16from thermoplastic polymers that can stick
13:19and re-stick to any surface
13:20um 12% more gumminess verb
13:39nailed it
13:4012% exactly
13:41of course geckos don't have springs so we added that part
13:46grab a set
13:52we thought it might be fun to take a sticky tour around danville today
13:55get out of the yard and stretch our polymers
13:58let's go
14:00cool
14:04my spring may be wound a little too tight
14:07i've been saying that for years
14:11follow those seeds
14:13yay
14:15hey
14:15am i the only one wondering where perry is
14:24oh hello agent p
14:26that portrait turned out great didn't it
14:28i left a copy on your desk there agent p
14:30we clean up pretty nice don't we team
14:31anywho doofenshmirtz was up all night
14:34tinkering with his car
14:35now we know he's not a car guy so something is up
14:39we've tracked him to the local grocery store
14:41go check on him agent p
14:47sir are you flexing your arms in this one
14:50no no i'm not
14:51and if you happen to be looking for the beach carl
14:54it's that way
15:04start the car
15:05okay start the car
15:07ow
15:08whoops
15:09okay &
15:15that's awesome
15:20what'd be talking about
15:25oh
15:25now
15:25whoops
15:35we're going that's just a pretty nice
15:39job
15:39can you do this
15:39you can do this
15:39it does
15:39you know
15:43Unger, sustained movements are preferable.
15:51Oh.
15:59Ah, hello, Peri the Platypus. You shop here, too?
16:03Do you need a basket?
16:06Funny, I never thought about you shopping.
16:08Aw, your little cart with your little groceries.
16:11You're a complete mystery to me.
16:13You can relate to this big problem I have.
16:16Don't you hate it when you get stuck in traffic coming home from the store
16:19and you have ice cream and other perishables?
16:21Don't ask why I don't have any bags.
16:23Anyway, then everything starts melting and... hold on.
16:28Yes, of course I return the cart. I'm evil, not a monster.
16:33Anyway, behold, the red-green shiftinator.
16:36It can turn street lights from red to green
16:39and get me home before my groceries get grosser-ese.
16:43There's something in there. I'll workshop it later.
16:46Anyway, I simply press this button and... switch-a-rooney!
16:53Look, I know what you're thinking.
16:55This could be dangerous with traffic and all,
16:58but have you had room temperature tuna, Peri the Platypus?
17:01That's the real danger. That's the collapse of society right there.
17:06Okay, things are fine.
17:07Tudor!
17:11Okay, I know you want me to go left,
17:12but can't I technically make three rights to make the left?
17:15I mean, I know two wrongs don't make a right,
17:17but three rights do make a left, right?
17:20Ugh.
17:20Hey!
17:22There's Candace taking her test!
17:24Go, Candace!
17:25You got this!
17:27You got this, Candace!
17:28You got this, Candace!
17:29Don't get nervous and make a series of bad decisions
17:31that cause you to fail your driver's test
17:33and haunt you for the rest of your life!
17:35Pewford!
17:36What? I told her not to do that!
17:38Phineas and Ferb, I am busting your biscuits!
17:44Buckle up, dude! It's about to get real!
17:47I follow the rules, obeying all of the signs
17:51I'm not incurring any traffic fines
17:54I'm only passing on a dotted white line
17:57I'm not distracted by the traffic noise
18:00I paid attention in my driver's ed class
18:03I'm fully focused, hoping I'm gonna pass
18:06I pop the clutch and put my foot on the gas
18:09You know I'm gonna bust those points
18:13I got a license to bust
18:15Full throttle, full thrust
18:16Put my pedal to the metal, go and eat my dust
18:19I got a license to bust
18:21In the handbook we trust
18:22Ten and two, I check the view and bust the U
18:24I got a license to bust
18:27I got a license to bust
18:30I got a license to bust
18:33I got a license to bust
18:35I got a license to bust
18:36You know I got a license to bust
18:40Park! Mark!
18:41Mark!
18:42One, two, three
19:00You know I got a license to bust
19:03Oh!
19:06I got a license to bust
19:07Oh, I got a license to bust
19:09I got a license to bust
19:11Oh, I got a license to bust
19:11This is where it goes
19:11No!
19:11Get it!
19:12Uh, okay.
19:14You've got to see what the boys are doing.
19:16I'm hot on their trail.
19:19Ah, Perry the Platypus.
19:22Yes, yes, I've acquired a few more things that need to get somewhere fast.
19:26There's an expectant mother, a magician holding his breath,
19:28and an ice sculpture of a pregnant magician holding her breath.
19:32Don't ask, it's been a weird day.
19:34Perry the Platypus, I'm not even breaking any laws.
19:36The lights are green.
19:37You're trying to get me to break them up.
19:40This is entrapment.
19:46Pesto?
19:47I ordered marinara.
19:49Summer's great, but ball's my favorite.
19:53It's always about you, isn't it, Janice?
19:57Hey, cool hair.
19:59Back at ya.
20:01Good luck.
20:02Heinz is a great name.
20:04For a boy or a girl, I'm just saying.
20:07Isn't that lovely, Perry the Platypus?
20:20And you'll finish up my parallel parking right over there.
20:24Oh, no, what's going on?
20:26The Gecko Gear is getting dirty and losing its stick.
20:37I'll be right back.
20:41Wait, where are your sticky hand thingies?
20:43I gotta show Mom.
20:45We were done.
20:45They're right over there.
20:47Wait, how did the test go?
20:53I hope I'm excited for this.
21:04A pregnant magician?
21:06You remembered our first date.
21:12You guys get ice cream?
21:14Pork loin.
21:15I can work with that.
21:17Oh, there you are, Perry.
21:21Can't you bury the root platypus?
21:25Mom, mom, mom.
21:27But, but, but, but, but.
21:29I don't understand what has gotten into you, Candace.
21:31Miss Flynn Fletcher?
21:32I know.
21:33I'll be riding my bike till I'm 35.
21:36Well, if that's what you choose.
21:37But you can also drive a car.
21:39You passed.
21:41I did?
21:42That's wonderful, honey.
21:43In the face of the craziest traffic, I have never seen more alert and focused driving in all my life.
21:50This is a thrill I've been waiting for.
21:53By the way, I have two sisters I always wanted to bust.
21:58And you never will get us, Brian.
22:02Mother, you have got to see what the girls are doing.
22:08Congratulations, Candace.
22:10Thanks, guys.
22:11Okay, he wants to go for a ride.
22:13Wait a second.
22:13Did you guys do something with your hair?
22:15You like it?
22:16Wait, that you notice?
22:18The thing they used to build these things is still in the backyard.
22:20Come on.
22:22But, but, but.
22:23Candace, you did such a great job driving us all home.
22:52I got a license to bust.
22:55I got a license out.
22:58I got a license to bust.
23:00Do you watch the other?
23:01I got a license to bust.
23:01No, I got a license for it.
23:01Now, I got some license.
23:01You gotta burn those things up.
23:01Take the exercise and it's still very nice.
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