00:07Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce
00:10the hardest working person in television,
00:13Joanna Eberhard!
00:16Thank you!
00:18You haven't heard.
00:19About what?
00:20All your new shows.
00:21The affiliates won't touch them.
00:22We can't let you sink the network.
00:27Thank you for taking this so well.
00:30Goodbye, everybody!
00:36Why are we moving?
00:38We're moving so that we can be the happiest family in the whole world.
00:41Welcome to Stepford.
00:43Stepford is the family paradise.
00:45It has no crime, no poverty, and no pushing.
00:48Good morning, ladies!
00:50Wait, you work out dressed like this?
00:52Of course!
00:52We always want to look our very best.
00:56You and Stepford, it seems like a real match.
00:59Absolutely.
00:59And all of your wives, they're so, um, sizzling.
01:03To Stepford!
01:04Hello!
01:06Am I the only one who finds all of this more than a little disturbing?
01:09Aren't you Bobby Markowitz?
01:10I love your book.
01:11What was it called?
01:12It was about your relationship with your mother.
01:14I love you, but please die.
01:15These women are like deranged flight attendants.
01:17This place does something to people.
01:20All of the women are always smiling and having incredible sex in the middle of the day with
01:25their husbands.
01:26And that's a problem because?
01:27It's not normal, Walter!
01:32Congratulations.
01:33Now you're one of us.
01:34And Joanna, she's a great gal.
01:36Of course you will be.
01:39Last night I went online and I found out that all of the women here, they used to be CEOs,
01:43executives, judges.
01:54If you could change something about me by pressing a button, would you?
01:58Ever since we met, you've beaten me at everything.
02:01You're stronger, you're faster, a better executive.
02:04You're even better sex.
02:05Don't deny it.
02:06I wasn't going to.
02:08Imagine if you could streamline your spouse, overhaul every physical flaw.
02:16What have they done to you?
02:23Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
02:26See ya!
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