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00:00:00Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:00:04Leo, right?
00:00:06Call my wife. I want to meet her.
00:00:07Mr. Brian, you're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:12Who wrote this?
00:00:13Psychology of Love.
00:00:14The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:20Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:22Create controlled chaos.
00:00:24He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:28Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:29I found something on her lizard.
00:00:32Step number three, spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:36You're not really that type.
00:00:38I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:40We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:43Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:00:45What?
00:00:46Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:50See that?
00:00:51My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:53My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:57Do you want a divorce?
00:00:58Lee-ho!
00:00:59How would you do that?
00:01:01He's playing.
00:01:02Do you like me?
00:01:04Actually, I'm married.
00:01:06Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:09He's my husband.
00:01:13You're the real Mia.
00:01:22As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:30And I'm going to wow them all.
00:01:33Until...
00:01:34What is she wearing?
00:01:36Oh my God, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:41I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:43So if it is a choice.
00:01:46Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:49Everyone, our love expert, Mia.
00:01:52She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:55So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:02:00Well, you think you write the psychology of love and you're some kind of love group?
00:02:06I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:09Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:13Sorry.
00:02:14Yours is fake.
00:02:16We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:20Let's post it.
00:02:21And title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:24The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:42That's enough.
00:02:43What are you all doing here?
00:02:46Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:50Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:53I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:56Are you okay?
00:02:58I was seriously over the line.
00:03:01Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:03:04Screw them.
00:03:05I mean, you're amazing.
00:03:06They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:09Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:12Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:15How to Pathweek Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:03:19All right, Amy.
00:03:20Let's make this interesting.
00:03:24Ten seconds.
00:03:26And I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:29Are you dreaming?
00:03:31You're crazy.
00:03:33If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:38And if I lose,
00:03:41then I will delete my thesis.
00:03:43And I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:46Do.
00:03:57Leo, right?
00:04:02It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:05Mia?
00:04:07And do you remember my name?
00:04:09It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:15I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:18Or is that just a theory?
00:04:37It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:54It's hard to forget someone who comes to a party.
00:04:55It's in your eyes.
00:04:58Whoa-ho, whoa-ho.
00:05:00Whoa-ho, whoa-ho.
00:05:04Whoa-ho, whoa-ho, there's nothing in the light.
00:05:11Whoa-ho, whoa-ho.
00:05:14I can't take no more life
00:05:18There's something in my life
00:05:25Find out everything you can about Mia
00:05:30Oh, and call my wife
00:05:32I want to meet her
00:05:34You got it?
00:05:47You said ten seconds
00:05:49I counted six
00:05:50I mean, that was insane
00:05:52You had the whole room holding their breath
00:05:54Even Leo
00:05:55Step one to Mia's love theory
00:05:57Create controlled chaos
00:05:59And what was the result?
00:06:01Chemistry 1A
00:06:02Dopamine activation
00:06:07Hello?
00:06:13So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:06:16Forged the invitation
00:06:18And put on that performance
00:06:19And calls it research
00:06:21I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:06:24I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:06:26Perfect GPA
00:06:27No disciplinary record
00:06:32Plays of birth to Oregon
00:06:34It's just like her
00:06:37How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:39Oh, all set
00:06:40It's today
00:06:45My husband wants to meet me today
00:06:48Seriously?
00:06:49That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:06:50You're gonna see him?
00:06:52Nope
00:06:53Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:07:04Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:13I do
00:07:18There, Mom
00:07:19Now I am married to a stranger
00:07:22Who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:24I hope you're happy
00:07:27My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:07:30I haven't even met the man
00:07:32I need to get a divorce
00:07:34ASAP
00:07:40Lily!
00:07:41Oh my gosh!
00:07:42Long time no see!
00:07:46What are our plans?
00:07:48I need you to pretend to be me
00:07:50And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:07:52Hold on
00:07:53Why me?
00:07:54Because
00:07:55You know me better than anyone
00:07:58And you have
00:07:59A ton of experience
00:08:01Handling jerks
00:08:02Girl, you called me because of that
00:08:04No, wait
00:08:04Lily, Lily
00:08:12Say no more
00:08:13When are we gonna do that?
00:08:15Woooo!
00:08:33Oh my god
00:08:34Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:40Are you Leo Bryan?
00:08:42Yes
00:08:42Please
00:08:44Sit
00:08:52I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:08:56I'll make it up to you
00:08:57This marriage was our parents' idea
00:09:00But I'll put you through college
00:09:03You can divorce after you graduate
00:09:06Actually I
00:09:07I know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:11You're welcome to move in with me
00:09:22Let me think about it
00:09:24Let me know when you thought it over
00:09:31Oh, it's okay
00:09:33I've got this
00:09:38See you later
00:09:40See you later
00:09:57Oh my god, girl
00:09:58Lily!
00:09:59Oh my gosh
00:09:59Tell me everything that happened
00:10:00Your husband is so ugly
00:10:03And dirt poor tooth
00:10:04I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:10:06You dodged a bullet
00:10:07Wait, Lily
00:10:08I'm so sorry
00:10:10Are you okay?
00:10:11Well
00:10:12No problem
00:10:13Because I just keep him
00:10:15Right in the family's nose
00:10:17So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:20Okay
00:10:21Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:10:25Please, it's the least I can do
00:10:30Rejected
00:10:31The psychology of love paper
00:10:33Is not based on any hard data
00:10:36Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:39Find the perfect man
00:10:40Bag the perfect man
00:10:41And then get back to me
00:10:42Good luck with it
00:10:54Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:58What are you going to do?
00:11:00Graduations in three months
00:11:01Yeah
00:11:02And don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:11:04I mean
00:11:04You need a guinea pig
00:11:05And a fast
00:11:12Leo Bryan
00:11:13He's a visiting professor here
00:11:16Wow
00:11:18Fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:28Mr. Bryan
00:11:29You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:40Back to her with Mia
00:11:42It'll be a piece of cake
00:11:43I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:11:46Wrong
00:11:47Men are visual creatures
00:11:49You need to catch his eye first
00:11:55Bryan Technologies is investing in a new research project
00:11:59On companionship AI
00:12:01This is mortifying
00:12:04I thought he was the only one here
00:12:06And I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:23We are the obvious choice
00:12:25Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:12:29As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO
00:12:32Stop
00:12:32Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:12:34Go
00:12:36I'm not repeating myself
00:12:41He really is the perfect guy
00:12:44You
00:12:46Go
00:12:47Me?
00:12:49Why?
00:12:50I don't want anybody working for me
00:12:52Who's more concerned about clothes than research
00:13:01Who wrote this?
00:13:03Psychology of Love
00:13:05You're right?
00:13:11That's one of the best reports that I've read
00:13:16Your full name is Mia Rose
00:13:18The one and only
00:13:19Says here you were born in Oregon
00:13:21Sister city
00:13:23To be exact
00:13:24Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:27Absolutely
00:13:29Positively
00:13:30100% no
00:13:32Holy shit
00:13:34He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:38Oh
00:13:39Oh he is so in love with me
00:13:43Her name is identical to my wife's
00:13:45And she's from the same city
00:13:52You got the job
00:13:54Everyone else can go
00:13:55Everyone else can go
00:13:56Sorry
00:13:57Thank you
00:13:58Professor Brian
00:14:01Just keep things professional
00:14:04Or do your job
00:14:06Just do your job
00:14:10Step number three
00:14:12And Mia's guide to romance
00:14:14Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:22Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:25Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:25I wanna hold you
00:14:30Under the red moon
00:14:34Me?
00:14:36I'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:38My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:40Well your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:45Anson
00:14:48Familiarize her with the project over the next few days
00:14:51Understood
00:14:56Listen up Lily
00:14:57Rent's on me this month
00:14:59What?
00:15:01You became a Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:15:04This is Leo Brian
00:15:07And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:09Um
00:15:11Leo Brian?
00:15:12Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:13Can he pay?
00:15:14Yeah
00:15:15I have to make him fall in love with me
00:15:17If I'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:19Girl
00:15:20Listen to me
00:15:22I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:24And he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:27Please
00:15:27Stay away from him
00:15:49I have nowhere to go
00:15:51You said you would take care of me
00:15:58Because we're married, right?
00:16:05Because we're married, right?
00:16:09So, where are we sleeping to?
00:16:15Just stay in your own lane
00:16:17You can have the upstairs
00:16:27This all gonna be mine one day
00:16:29Leo, you're gonna fall for me
00:16:32Whether you like it or not
00:16:37Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out
00:16:40No?
00:16:41You know, I'm starting to think that
00:16:43Maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:16:46You should ask your roommate Lily
00:16:47Guy's over
00:16:49Not my roommate anymore
00:16:51She just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:16:54They're so jealous that you're like this
00:16:57With Professor Brian
00:16:59Listen, I hate to be a bummer
00:17:01But everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:17:05Bullshit!
00:17:06I am nice
00:17:07I am hardworking
00:17:09And I have my master's
00:17:10What, I'm out of that moody weirdo's league?
00:17:13I am Professor Jackoff
00:17:16And I'm a total asshole
00:17:18You're right
00:17:20I never shut up
00:17:21And I love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:17:23He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:17:41Well, what a coincidence
00:17:44If it isn't my favorite professor
00:17:48I didn't realize you were so two-faced
00:17:51I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow
00:18:04A fancy date?
00:18:05It's happening
00:18:06I mean, I can't believe it
00:18:08Leo really asked you out
00:18:09Finally
00:18:11It's my turn
00:18:16Mia
00:18:17I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Brian tomorrow
00:18:22Yeah
00:18:24You don't have to worry about me
00:18:27You're such a good friend
00:18:29But now I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow
00:18:33Go, girl
00:18:40Oh, I'm sorry, Mia
00:18:42Leo is mine
00:18:46Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance
00:18:50A.B.S.
00:18:52Always be smiling
00:19:05Hi
00:19:07This is a very important meeting
00:19:08I hope you brought the samples I mentioned in my notes
00:19:12Later
00:19:13Leo
00:19:16What the fuck?
00:19:22Come on, hurry up
00:19:24This notes must have been in the invite
00:19:26Where did it go?
00:19:27Mia, come on
00:19:29Get your head in the gate
00:19:41Hey, I'm Brian
00:19:42Good to see you
00:19:43Long time no see
00:19:44How have you been?
00:19:45Good
00:19:45Should we have a toast?
00:19:47We could
00:19:47Thank you
00:19:48Oh
00:19:49I brought the samples that you asked for
00:19:51Yeah
00:19:51Mia
00:19:52You want to show them?
00:19:54Yeah
00:19:54Samples
00:20:04Sample?
00:20:05You must be starving
00:20:13Honey
00:20:13I'm not feeling well
00:20:15I shouldn't have drunk on an empty store
00:20:20Research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no
00:20:24So why don't you eat first and we'll talk later
00:20:27Thank you
00:20:28Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart
00:20:30Everyone needs a word about business
00:20:32It's just a nice change of pace
00:20:35Ah, yeah, she's a great girl
00:20:38One second
00:20:40Okay, we should eat
00:20:41Let's tackle the air, shall we?
00:20:45Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:48I thought this was a date
00:20:51A date?
00:20:53Really?
00:20:54You're into your professor?
00:20:56Uh-huh
00:20:58I-
00:21:02I-
00:21:03Don't misunderstand this
00:21:05You're only here because Anne's busy
00:21:08Of course
00:21:11It's professional
00:21:15Jetty's ready
00:21:16Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian
00:21:20Great
00:21:20Lead the way
00:21:26I just can't get to break
00:21:28Can I?
00:21:31Kate, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:34Not good
00:21:34I am an idiot
00:21:35I thought it was a date
00:21:36And it's not
00:21:37And now I'm out on my ass
00:21:38Fuck this
00:21:42Ah
00:21:44Ah
00:21:46This day just keeps getting worse
00:21:48And worse
00:21:55Thinkin' how loud I'm thinkin'
00:21:57I don't even wanna play this game
00:22:03Well, I'll make it up
00:22:05Well, I'll make it up
00:22:09Leo?
00:22:11You came?
00:22:13You came?
00:22:16Run and don't make a sound
00:22:18I don't wanna be found
00:22:20Sweet man, don't hold me down
00:22:22Oh, I'll make it up
00:22:23I couldn't leave you here alone
00:22:30You are my assistant, after all
00:22:33That is very nice of you
00:22:36I'm sorry about it earlier
00:22:38I didn't explain myself quite clearly
00:22:40But you did well
00:22:44You shouldn't push yourself
00:22:45Here, take this
00:22:46Breathe and just let it out
00:23:02I'm gonna get you all wet
00:23:04Don't worry about me
00:23:06I got this
00:23:14I need to trip you forever
00:23:18Tonight's the night we make an air
00:23:25It's okay, I can do it myself
00:23:28You want something to dream?
00:23:29I'm good
00:23:32What's wrong?
00:23:34I got it
00:23:35Just an example
00:23:39That's how I let go
00:23:42Damn it
00:23:49Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:53There is a lesson from your professor
00:23:57Every conclusion
00:24:00Needs evidence
00:24:02To back it up
00:24:08Would you like to find out?
00:24:19He is so sexy
00:24:22I almost forgot what his lips taste like
00:24:33How many girls have just melted
00:24:35Looking in those eyes
00:24:39But I'm your professor
00:24:42I won't take advantage of you
00:24:45Seems like a gentleman to me
00:24:47I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:24:50And he hooks up with girls all night
00:24:52So, why did Lily say that?
00:25:00Miss Rose
00:25:01I've drafted your divorce papers
00:25:05Thank you, Harvey
00:25:07Mia is married?
00:25:14Thank you, Harvey
00:25:21Was that your parents?
00:25:23No, actually my parents are dead
00:25:28I'm sorry
00:25:30I'll take you home
00:25:33You really don't have to do that
00:25:41Thanks for the ride
00:25:42Where were you?
00:25:44We were waiting for you
00:25:45It was kind of a thing
00:25:46Sorry
00:25:48It's okay
00:25:49We were just
00:25:49I was scared shitless
00:25:51Okay
00:25:52I'm glad you're alright
00:25:55Hey
00:25:57Miss Rose
00:25:58Got home safe
00:25:59So
00:26:00I'm off to the bar
00:26:02Oh, there was some guy there
00:26:04Though he was like
00:26:05Pushing her around
00:26:05What?
00:26:06Who?
00:26:09I couldn't get a good look at him
00:26:10But
00:26:11They went inside
00:26:13Together
00:26:14Now
00:26:15She is obviously after you
00:26:17So
00:26:18Why don't you just fire her?
00:26:20We need her expertise
00:26:21And
00:26:22As a professor
00:26:24I should keep an eye on her
00:26:26Yeah, good excuse
00:26:28Look into her supposed husband
00:26:47We haven't spent any time together
00:26:51Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:56We're getting a divorce after you graduate
00:26:58So don't get any ideas
00:27:01So don't get any ideas
00:27:03I'll come back after you're dressed
00:27:11I won't let real man
00:27:12Take you away from me
00:27:24Wait, so he carried you home?
00:27:26He's totally in love with you
00:27:27He's totally in love with you
00:27:28Advance congratulations on graduating early
00:27:31It's him
00:27:36Stay the fuck away from me
00:27:40We are never going to happen
00:27:45He's playing me like a damn puppet
00:27:48You know how men are
00:27:49They treat women like easy come easy go
00:27:53It's textbook Matthew effect
00:27:56I shook my hand too soon
00:27:57Don't give up that easy
00:27:59We still have plan B
00:28:01The cold shoulder
00:28:04Maybe he's just stubborn
00:28:10Take this
00:28:11It was developed by my department
00:28:12It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves
00:28:17Emma, you are a genius
00:28:20Lee O'Brien, you ain't seen nothing yet
00:28:47Breathe
00:28:47Eating alone, Professor Bryan?
00:28:50I usually lunch on my own
00:28:52But you're welcome to join me
00:28:54Sorry for the misunderstanding
00:28:56I just wanted to borrow this
00:28:58You're not really my type
00:29:16Oh yeah, nice work
00:29:18He's definitely jealous
00:29:35How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:38Enough
00:29:43How can you say I'm not her type?
00:29:45Seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor
00:29:49I found something
00:29:51On her husband
00:29:58Seems like she's secretly married
00:30:00None of her classmates know
00:30:02We need a P.I.
00:30:07She's too innocent
00:30:08I'm afraid that someone's gonna take advantage of her
00:30:11I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her
00:30:15And she lives in a shady part of town
00:30:18Girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:30:26Professor Bryan, I need the afternoon off
00:30:30Why?
00:30:31Well, if you must know, I have a date
00:30:36With who?
00:30:37Now that is really none of your business
00:30:40You can't
00:30:41I need you this afternoon
00:30:44Miss Assistant
00:30:53And it's totally working
00:30:55He's taking me out of the sheltering
00:30:58Careful
00:31:01Who are you talking to?
00:31:02It's private
00:31:04And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:31:07Why don't you help me pick something up?
00:31:10Which one do you like?
00:31:18Try it on
00:31:20It's for a birthday present
00:31:22How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:26Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:39Same name, hometown and birthday
00:31:43Way too many coincidences
00:31:46And I'm starting to think that we're never...
00:31:51These are gorgeous
00:31:56Are they really for me?
00:31:59I...
00:31:59Actually, they're...
00:32:02A gift for someone else
00:32:06If I didn't know better
00:32:07I think this Mia was my wife
00:32:09Sorry
00:32:13My mistake
00:32:15Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:32:18Pick up the pace, Mia
00:32:34Mia?
00:32:35Hold on
00:32:41You look beautiful in them
00:32:43Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:46If you don't look good
00:32:47It makes me look like a bad boss
00:32:51Here
00:32:53Have this fitness bracelet as a gift
00:33:03Hey, what's up?
00:33:05Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight
00:33:11Who are you going out with?
00:33:15Who are you going out with?
00:33:17I am off the clock, boss
00:33:20Don't worry about me
00:33:23She lives in a shady part of town
00:33:25Girls in bars get harassed there all the time
00:33:29You can't go out to a bar at night
00:33:31It's dangerous
00:33:32What, what, do you like me or something?
00:33:37Just admit you're jealous
00:33:39You're not going out tonight
00:33:42You're going back to the lab
00:33:45To run some tests
00:33:47That I need to be a safety
00:34:08What is this?
00:34:13What is this?
00:34:15That is a luminol test
00:34:19The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline
00:34:21It makes this oxidization with the iron
00:34:26Which
00:34:28Explain it like I'm five
00:34:29Take us, for example
00:34:33We reacted before we even knew it
00:34:35It kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:39It does
00:34:47Your heart is racing
00:34:48It must be broken
00:34:54Midnight
00:34:56Happy birthday
00:34:59Ooh, for a car today
00:35:01Make a wish
00:35:03I haven't even begun to think about that
00:35:07I have an idea
00:35:28You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight
00:35:33I have an idea
00:35:37Mia
00:35:41Oh my god, it's beautiful
00:35:43I love the stars
00:36:11You know, I haven't really gotten a chance
00:36:13to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:17So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:21It's my pleasure.
00:36:30Professor, I'm a gentleman.
00:36:35You're drunk.
00:36:38Step number five, and Mia's coming to romance.
00:36:43Take risks.
00:36:45Mia's coming to romance?
00:36:47What do you think about that?
00:37:06Why are you naked?
00:37:10What happened last night?
00:37:12Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:14Oh, dumbass.
00:37:16Remember.
00:37:16Remember?
00:37:17I'm going to work.
00:38:07I'm going to work.
00:38:27I'm going to work.
00:39:00I'm going to work.
00:39:01I'm going to work.
00:39:02I'm going to work.
00:39:25I'm going to work.
00:39:30I'm going to work.
00:39:31I'm going to work.
00:39:32I'm going to work.
00:40:06I'm going to work.
00:40:10I'm going to work.
00:40:10I'm going to work.
00:40:28I'm going to work.
00:40:41I'm going to work.
00:40:55I'm going to work.
00:41:02I'm going to work.
00:41:08I'm going to work.
00:41:37I'm going to work.
00:41:42I'm going to work.
00:41:46I'm going to work.
00:41:55I'm going to work.
00:41:56I'm going to work.
00:41:57I'm going to work.
00:42:21I'm going to work.
00:42:24I'm going to work.
00:42:30I'm going to work.
00:42:51I'm going to work.
00:42:57I'm going to work.
00:43:19Are you?
00:43:23Are you?
00:43:25your mom, I'd look after you. Please talk to my son.
00:43:39Look, Sticky, how's your experiment coming along?
00:43:41Well, if you look at the graph here, you can see the time and location.
00:43:45Cut to the point, okay? He kissed me, and his heart rate reached
00:43:48130. 130? Mine would reach 132 if I got 1 million in grunts.
00:43:52What more do you want from me? How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:43:57What? Who's in love with Mia?
00:44:05She has a secret admirer. I think we need to congratulate her.
00:44:09Really? Who?
00:44:12I have no idea. My office. Now.
00:44:25Am I here just so you can watch me work?
00:44:28I'm running a launch for the new AI next week. After that, I'm leaving.
00:44:34What?
00:44:35I don't care about your credits, Mia. You've been a great assistant.
00:44:39Is he really leaving?
00:44:43So, he wants to make Leo admit that he loves you. The old farts-playing matchmaker.
00:44:49But he's leaving so soon. Do you have enough time?
00:44:52Never fear. David is here.
00:44:57Quick.
00:44:58What's step six to Mia's guide to love?
00:45:00Make your target jealous?
00:45:02Exactly. We need the perfect rival for Leo.
00:45:20The perfect rival!
00:45:26We need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous!
00:45:30What are you doing?
00:45:31Hey, you have got to be kidding me.
00:45:35Us influential authors of the center.
00:45:37That's making me think.
00:45:40Like...
00:45:40Hey, babe!
00:45:43You up for lunch?
00:45:47Kat, just come into the cafe with me.
00:45:50I'm actually a little busy.
00:45:53Sounds fun.
00:45:54Come on.
00:46:09Dang, Mia.
00:46:10I can't get over just how gorgeous you are.
00:46:14I feel the same way.
00:46:17I just love how open and honest you are.
00:46:22Too slow.
00:46:23Time for the final blow.
00:46:24You dare!
00:46:32Can't you see she's not into you?
00:46:35You wish, dude.
00:46:36I know the code to her apartment.
00:46:38We're like...
00:46:39close, close.
00:46:40Is that so?
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:43Yeah.
00:46:43Of course.
00:46:45Of course.
00:46:48Fine.
00:46:49Enjoy your dessert.
00:46:52What just happened?
00:46:53Did we screw up?
00:46:55Don't worry about it.
00:46:56We still have plan B.
00:46:58David was telling the truth, but he was spotted at her house.
00:47:02So is he her husband?
00:47:04No, but the P.I. is still investigating.
00:47:06Go back to the office.
00:47:08Got it.
00:47:11Professor Leo, what a coincidence.
00:47:15Up for a match?
00:47:17David here has been boxing ever since he was a kid.
00:47:20You're on.
00:47:28Ah!
00:47:31Ah!
00:47:32Ah!
00:47:34Ah!
00:47:35Ah!
00:47:36Ah!
00:47:36Ah!
00:47:36Ah!
00:47:36Ah!
00:47:37Ah!
00:47:37Ah!
00:47:45Ah!
00:47:49So nobody cares about people at all.
00:47:56Don't worry.
00:47:57I'll be careful.
00:47:58Just...
00:47:59Look.
00:47:59Rest it on here.
00:48:11He seems to have you all riled up
00:48:15Well, you're my assistant
00:48:18Why can't you just be honest?
00:48:22Oh!
00:48:24I'll get that
00:48:30I finally took the leap, but
00:48:35Could you get that? It might be important
00:48:40Looks like it's your mom
00:48:46Mom?
00:48:48Oh, hi! Your wife and I are meeting up tonight
00:48:50I want you to come
00:48:52You and Mia?
00:48:56You and Mia?
00:48:59I can't, I'm busy
00:49:01All right, I'll see you there tonight, hon
00:49:15Professor, I need the night off
00:49:17Fine, I'll take you home
00:49:22You live here, too?
00:49:24Yeah, this is the place
00:49:27Do you know, uh, Mia?
00:49:30What?
00:49:33I've got the research results on David
00:49:36He's actually
00:49:40Who's David to you?
00:49:42I've known him forever
00:49:43It's always been really good to me
00:49:47I got somewhere to be
00:49:52He seems upset
00:49:54You know, it seems like it's working
00:50:02Mia
00:50:04Hello, sweetheart
00:50:05I'm Grace
00:50:06I'm sorry
00:50:07Looks like Leo stood us up
00:50:09It's okay, no worries
00:50:11Good
00:50:12Now I don't have to explain why I had Lily pretend to be me
00:50:15You were all alone at your wedding a year ago
00:50:28I do
00:50:32My son messed it because he was on a humanitarian trip overseas
00:50:36I understand
00:50:38Give him another chance
00:50:41He's working at your school now
00:50:44Maybe it's fate
00:50:46Really?
00:50:52Professor, what are you doing here?
00:50:55Stay away from David
00:50:56He's...
00:51:00Oh, you are wasted!
00:51:03He's playing you
00:51:04Yeah, I know
00:51:06What?
00:51:06They're my friends
00:51:07They always get drunk and stay at my place
00:51:10Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:51:12There are ways you bring him
00:51:14It's really no big deal
00:51:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please
00:51:19Yeah, drink, man
00:51:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, please
00:51:24Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:51:26Leo
00:51:27What the hell is wrong with...
00:51:29He is drunk
00:51:30Why would you do that?
00:51:33Oh
00:51:36I don't like when he takes advantage of you
00:51:45I'm gonna ask you one more time
00:51:47Do you like me?
00:51:51Then start acting like my professor
00:51:55I'm sorry
00:52:00Why am I disappointed?
00:52:02I don't have feelings for him
00:52:04Right?
00:52:09I've been waiting for you forever
00:52:10Sorry I missed dinner with my mom today
00:52:13I met your mom today
00:52:17Um, sure
00:52:19It's so bad that you couldn't come
00:52:21We had a great conversation
00:52:23She always wanted that ring
00:52:26Um, what ring?
00:52:29The one she traded with your mom
00:52:31Oh
00:52:35Lily, what's wrong?
00:52:37Can I ask you something?
00:52:41Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:48Do you know the ring that your mom gave you?
00:52:52Yeah
00:52:52Could you please borrow this to me?
00:52:56Oh, Lily
00:52:57You know I would do anything for you
00:52:59But
00:53:00That's the last thing my mom gave me
00:53:02Before she passed away
00:53:03So
00:53:05Fine
00:53:06But
00:53:06At least can you drink with me?
00:53:10Okay
00:53:11Cheers to me single, I guess
00:53:13Cheers
00:53:14Cheers
00:53:15Cheers
00:53:16Cheers
00:53:17Cheers
00:53:17Cheers
00:53:17Cheers
00:53:29Cheers
00:53:30Cheers
00:53:34Cheers
00:53:35Cheers
00:53:35Cheers
00:53:39Cheers
00:53:41Cheers
00:53:41Cheers
00:53:44Cheers
00:53:44Cheers
00:53:44Cheers
00:53:44Cheers
00:53:46I'm so tired.
00:54:05Professor Brian.
00:54:06I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:11Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:14I have a life too, you know?
00:54:16So stop meddling.
00:54:19I am so pissed off.
00:54:21He always gets me heated.
00:54:27Is that Emma and David in there?
00:54:45Hey, fancy seeing you here.
00:54:48What is this?
00:54:49Time to fess up.
00:54:50This is too far.
00:54:51I told you he was playing you.
00:54:53There's your proof.
00:54:54No, just let him understand and admit his feelings for you.
00:54:57This is our plan B.
00:54:58Let's continue the scene.
00:55:00Okay, actually, they are just...
00:55:02No, no!
00:55:02You caught us!
00:55:06I won't let them take you from me.
00:55:08And you know what?
00:55:09Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia.
00:55:13Oh, my God!
00:55:17God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:21And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:26Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:29Oh, my God!
00:55:32Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:35Emma!
00:55:36Wait!
00:55:41So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:46You were right.
00:55:48I have to be honest.
00:55:57I didn't mean to ask.
00:55:59What is this actually for?
00:56:01It detects your heart, right?
00:56:04So you giving it to me was...
00:56:07intentional?
00:56:23Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:25No!
00:56:27Take my hand.
00:56:30Take my hand.
00:56:35Take my hand.
00:56:37Hey, Leo!
00:56:38Professor Bryant!
00:56:43Professor Bryant!
00:56:45Call me Leo.
00:56:47Leo?
00:56:48Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:50I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:54What do you mean by that?
00:56:56What?
00:56:56I can't take my eyes off you.
00:56:58I'm always worried about you.
00:57:02Why?
00:57:03I don't need your sympathy.
00:57:07Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:57:11Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:57:16The paradise on the sea.
00:57:25What more do you want from me?
00:57:27How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:29Do you love me?
00:57:38I need some time.
00:57:41Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:44That's oddly specific.
00:57:47I just can't wait.
00:57:50I need to take care of something first.
00:57:52What is it?
00:57:53What?
00:57:56Actually, I'm married.
00:58:05Actually, I'm married.
00:58:08It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:10I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:14I'm gonna handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:17It's too late for that.
00:58:20Get out.
00:58:30If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:37Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:39This is my son.
00:58:41Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:43You look so familiar.
00:58:49I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:51Leave a message if you need any.
00:59:02Do you want a divorce?
00:59:05I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:08Take this as an apology.
00:59:10Let's talk about this later.
00:59:13I don't feel very good.
00:59:15Can we stay like this?
00:59:22It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:33I've already made up my mind.
00:59:35I'm not moving out.
00:59:38Then I'm leaving.
00:59:47Mia.
00:59:49What's wrong?
00:59:51It's her.
00:59:53Again.
00:59:58What do you want from me?
00:59:59Well, we both hate Mia, right?
01:00:03Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
01:00:08More to mention, she's a home wrecker.
01:00:11Such a bitch.
01:00:12What do you think about revenge?
01:00:15Let's take her down.
01:00:16What's the plan?
01:00:25What's the plan?
01:00:34Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:43Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:47She means nothing to me.
01:00:50Then why did you marry her?
01:00:52Mia.
01:00:54I'm sorry, I...
01:00:56If I crush this press conference, then can you promise me something?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:01:13You really want to meet her?
01:01:15This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:25All right.
01:01:26I promise.
01:01:30Whoa!
01:01:30He really does look like Liam.
01:01:32What, are they twins or something?
01:01:35Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:38No.
01:01:40She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:43Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:48I want to put it past her.
01:01:50No.
01:01:50She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:50There's no way.
01:01:51We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:54Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:58I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:02:01Oh, my God.
01:02:03What's wrong?
01:02:06Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:09Shit.
01:02:10No one's going to believe her.
01:02:12What are we going to do?
01:02:19Those people are so crazy.
01:02:22Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:24You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:27Thanks.
01:02:28It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:31Oh, wait.
01:02:33Take this.
01:02:36This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:39He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:41He's a kind of weird person.
01:02:44But he's also reliable.
01:02:47Are you sure?
01:02:49Absolutely.
01:02:50Just tell him Lily sent you.
01:02:52And then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:56Okay.
01:02:59Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:21Victor?
01:03:23Me.
01:03:28I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:31Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors too?
01:03:33Um, yeah, sure.
01:03:35Victor?
01:03:38It's amazing.
01:03:40You're amazing.
01:03:41People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:44You know?
01:03:46I can even make every man forget you never existed.
01:03:49004.
01:03:59Wait.
01:04:01Victor.
01:04:02Victor, come with me now.
01:04:39I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:41The police are on the way!
01:04:46Get the hell out of here!
01:04:48It's okay.
01:04:49You're safe now.
01:04:53You're safe now.
01:04:56I'm so glad you're okay.
01:05:00Thank you for saving me.
01:05:03I'm still so scared even now.
01:05:05I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:11You should get some rest.
01:05:31Follow you, right?
01:05:35Wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:05:41No kissing.
01:05:43No, not yet.
01:05:45Why?
01:05:46You have a wife.
01:05:49Hello.
01:05:52In the middle of the night, no matter what.
01:06:01Dream I was.
01:06:03See you at the conference tomorrow.
01:06:06Professor Bryant.
01:06:07In the middle of the night, follow you, right?
01:06:17Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:19Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:22The Bryant Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual communication.
01:06:35I can't believe I did it.
01:06:37You did a great job.
01:06:39I'll keep my promise.
01:06:41Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryant, CEO of Bryant Group.
01:06:50And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:53I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:57The Bryant Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:07:01And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:07:07Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
01:07:12He's my...
01:07:16He's my husband.
01:07:26Hello, everyone.
01:07:32Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:37What are you doing?
01:07:39How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:42Let me go.
01:07:42Let's go this way.
01:07:44Let me go.
01:07:45Leo, I love you.
01:07:48Let me go.
01:07:50Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:51Why are you doing this to me?
01:08:00Let me go.
01:08:04I mean, what happened?
01:08:06We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:08Where'd she go?
01:08:24You're useless as ever.
01:08:28Once a cry baby, always a cry baby.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32Hmm.
01:08:33Actually, I should thank you.
01:08:36Because me and Leo hit it off and I moved in with him.
01:08:43What?
01:08:44Well, you know him.
01:08:46He's icy.
01:08:49But not with me, of course.
01:08:53You are ruining everything.
01:08:57Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:08:59He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:09:01But he said he would get rid of you.
01:09:05I know, Leon.
01:09:06He would never do that to me.
01:09:08Oh, yeah?
01:09:11Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:23Mia!
01:09:29Mia!
01:09:34Who the hell is Mia?
01:09:37I know where she is.
01:09:41Where?
01:09:43Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:53She's there.
01:10:02You did that on purpose.
01:10:04Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:10Mia!
01:10:18The final step in Mia's Guide to Romance.
01:10:21An avoidant attachment style can protect you from getting hurt.
01:10:27Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:29I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:33Something happened.
01:10:35Please, blame me.
01:10:36Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:39I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:44I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:47I'm sorry.
01:10:48I started all of this.
01:10:50You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:52Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:56Hey, Mia?
01:11:04Guess what? I have a bunny in the oven.
01:11:20Mia, I...
01:11:21Professor Brian, I need to come clean.
01:11:26This has been an experiment all along.
01:11:28An experiment?
01:11:30I've been using you as a guinea pig to prove my research.
01:11:35Mia, what are you talking about?
01:11:37I've been planning this from the beginning.
01:11:39This fitness tracker?
01:11:42I've been using it to collect data.
01:11:45I never really loved you, so now we're Ethan.
01:11:49I don't believe you.
01:11:52The experiment is over.
01:11:55We're over.
01:12:01You're quitting your experiment?
01:12:03Why?
01:12:04I just can't do it.
01:12:07Worst case scenario, just graduate late, okay?
01:12:10Graduate late?
01:12:11That's not like you.
01:12:13Sorry to disappoint you, Professor.
01:12:29Wait.
01:12:31Are you crying?
01:12:34What's wrong?
01:12:38Mia, I don't have much time.
01:12:39I'm going away on a business trip.
01:12:40Safe travels.
01:12:42Please.
01:12:42I want to tell you something.
01:12:44Just listen to me.
01:12:47I...
01:12:49What's that?
01:12:50I know you have a wife, and I know she's pregnant.
01:12:54Take care.
01:12:55I got a dark side.
01:12:57They try to tell me I should hide my scary dark side.
01:13:04I try to act like I got it all under control.
01:13:09You look like a mess, man.
01:13:13Thanks.
01:13:14Why don't you expose Lily for the bitch that she is?
01:13:17Because she used to be my friend.
01:13:22And besides, she's pregnant now.
01:13:25How do you know it's Leo's?
01:13:28It doesn't matter, okay?
01:13:31Leo left, and he's already dead to me.
01:13:35Stop moving around.
01:13:37Yeah.
01:13:38You know what?
01:13:39Get your ass up.
01:13:41We're going to the graduation party tonight.
01:13:43Oh.
01:13:45All I remember is we stayed up way past three.
01:13:49I think we're falling hard, and I blame gravity.
01:13:53Now it's morning.
01:13:54I can't catch your breath.
01:13:56Hold your breath.
01:13:59Hold your breath.
01:14:00Hold your breath.
01:14:01Hold your breath.
01:14:13Not the halo effect again?
01:14:18Split the wishbone to the straws.
01:14:23I had no idea Professor Brian was going to be here tonight.
01:14:27I heard he's a starry knight.
01:14:29That's a stupid name.
01:14:31Come on.
01:14:32The starry knight ball is a school tradition.
01:14:35Every year, the student council picks three knights,
01:14:37and at the end of the ball, we get to bid for it
01:14:40to see who gets the chance to dance.
01:14:42It's fun, isn't it?
01:14:43It's today.
01:14:44You should place a bid.
01:14:46Or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else?
01:14:48Emma, cut it out, okay?
01:14:50I didn't come here to dance with Leo.
01:14:52I came here for the student lineup photos
01:14:55so he can dance with whoever he wants to.
01:14:58Come on, Mia.
01:14:59It's been a whole week.
01:15:00Are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress
01:15:02just to hide in the corner like some painting on the wall?
01:15:05Are you really okay with this?
01:15:08Look at him.
01:15:09Standing there.
01:15:10Like, nothing ever happened.
01:15:12I'm sucking up all that attention
01:15:13from those love-struck girls.
01:15:15Even if you are moving on,
01:15:18you should at least tell him to his face.
01:15:20Where's the fearless mirror from before?
01:15:21Don't you want to know he's thinking?
01:15:23Don't you have the guts to place a bid?
01:15:25You should ain't allowed or I'll let you go.
01:15:30Hey, everybody.
01:15:31Welcome to the Starry Night Party.
01:15:34First up, please welcome our knights of the Starry Night.
01:15:39First up, we'll auction off Sir Leo Bryan.
01:15:49Five hundred.
01:15:51Six hundred.
01:15:53Six hundred.
01:15:56Eight hundred.
01:15:59One thousand.
01:16:01One thousand five hundred.
01:16:03One thousand five hundred.
01:16:05Look, they're about to get what they want.
01:16:07Maybe he's waiting for you.
01:16:09Don't you want to know what he has to say?
01:16:10Two thousand.
01:16:12Two thousand a year.
01:16:14Or maybe he'll tell Amy that Ria is such a fool.
01:16:25Three thousand dollars.
01:16:30Three thousand coin once.
01:16:33Three thousand coin twice.
01:16:36And sold.
01:16:40Three thousand.
01:16:41Three thousand.
01:17:03I'm sorry.
01:17:04That's right.
01:17:06You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:08You pay for me.
01:17:12Should we end this now?
01:17:14Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:17What's that supposed to happen?
01:17:23You're the real Mia.
01:17:27My Mia.
01:17:30Although I'd have to admit,
01:17:31getting someone to pretend to be you
01:17:34is creative.
01:17:37Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:40Anson checked.
01:17:42The tests were fake.
01:17:48Should we get out of here?
01:17:51Mrs. Bryan.
01:18:01Are you in a rush or something?
01:18:04I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:18:06Well, we can't turn back the clock.
01:18:09So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:18So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:24Let me run some calculations.
01:18:31I'm done.
01:18:33You have to say the magic words.
01:18:37I love you.
01:18:41Nothing can stop you.
01:18:44No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:47Follow your heart.
01:18:49I won't stay alone.
01:18:58Go.
01:18:59Get out.
01:19:00You can't do this to me.
01:19:02You're just a maid.
01:19:03I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:19:06I'm not a maid.
01:19:07I am his mother.
01:19:09There he is.
01:19:10Go ahead.
01:19:11Tell him.
01:19:13Leo!
01:19:16Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:24Mia, you tricked me to.
01:19:26Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:29Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:31I missed...
01:19:32Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:35Don't touch me.
01:19:37Mia!
01:19:43If you change your mind,
01:19:44you have three more days
01:19:46to submit your paper.
01:19:48Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:51What was that?
01:19:56So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:19:59Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:20:05Congratulations, baby.
01:20:07Looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:10I am not done researching
01:20:12how much I love you.
01:20:19Hey!
01:20:20You stole something.
01:20:22What?
01:20:23Come closer.
01:20:24Closer.
01:20:28Closer.
01:20:29There.
01:20:31Now we're even.
01:20:34Emma!
01:20:34Wait!
01:20:36Wait!
01:20:45Leo?
01:20:47Are you here?
01:20:49Are you here?
01:20:52Are you here?
01:21:07You're just in time.
01:21:09Leo, you did all of this for me?
01:21:12I'll never be alone again.
01:21:24Me, Rose.
01:21:26Will he be my wife?
01:21:29Again.
01:21:31Me, Rose.
01:21:37Will he be my wife?
01:21:40Again.
01:21:41Of course.
01:21:58By the way,
01:21:59I saw your little
01:22:02whiteboard experiment
01:22:03the first time I came here.
01:22:05What?
01:22:06I'm just glad I was your mini-pike.
01:22:08Looks like you've been
01:22:10standing up on me's
01:22:11guide to romance.
01:22:13I've done some research
01:22:14of my own.
01:22:16Can we talk about
01:22:18anything else?
01:22:20No.
01:22:21Your professor has some
01:22:23academic theories
01:22:24he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:27For example,
01:22:30where he should begin
01:22:32kissing you.
01:22:33Here.
01:22:34Here.
01:22:35Here.
01:22:38Here.
01:22:44Here.
01:22:49All about.
01:22:52Here.
01:22:59Right, Professor Bryant.
01:23:01I think we should continue
01:23:03this conversation
01:23:04elsewhere.
01:23:05Love, love, love me
01:23:08as I am.
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