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00:00:01Oh my god.
00:00:03She's insane.
00:00:05What are you doing here?
00:00:09Beth.
00:00:12You set me up.
00:00:14You stay away from me.
00:00:16You're insane.
00:00:19Can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:00:22Leanne.
00:00:24You and Asher, or...
00:00:26You're a great couple.
00:00:27I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:31But you've gotta go.
00:00:33No!
00:00:36They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:48And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:51What was that, baby?
00:00:53Awesome.
00:00:55We done here?
00:00:57Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:00Oh.
00:01:02Yes!
00:01:03Yes!
00:01:04Yes!
00:01:05Oh!
00:01:07Oh!
00:01:09Are we done here?
00:01:11Yes, I do.
00:01:13You were the best.
00:01:14You were amazing.
00:01:15Was it good for you?
00:01:17Awesome.
00:01:18What's your name again?
00:01:48Ah!
00:01:49Take care, Monique.
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:58What am I doing?
00:02:04What am I doing?
00:02:07You're not...
00:02:08So, I tell him...
00:02:10Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:12That's an okra.
00:02:14Like, seriously?
00:02:16so she goes totally bonkers on my brother i mean i don't even know what i saw in him in
00:02:22the first
00:02:22place how about you and i and you just excuse me for a moment be right back
00:02:33so i was thinking how about we get out of here and go back to my place sorry uh i'll
00:02:41be right back
00:02:55oh damn it i'm so sorry oh my god asher we can what are you doing oh you're drowning my
00:03:06sorrows you
00:03:16how did i ever lose touch with my undergrad bff life i guess we should vow to never let that
00:03:23happen again pinkie swear thank you friends forever stop doing that
00:03:33but we should vow to never let that happen again pinkie swear friends forever
00:03:39stop doing that
00:03:47thank you oh what about work i actually just started a new job i'm doing marketing at dengar
00:03:54small world they're our biggest client no way wait what do you do i work at a software development
00:04:12what about your love life what what about your love life oh my god years of bad sex with jerks
00:04:22a lifetime of one night stands with shallow women cheers mate
00:04:30how about we stop it no hey we're friends well if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm i'm
00:04:40your men
00:04:42sex ruins everything yeah i suppose you're right
00:04:49i'll be your wing woman though you're not your wing man
00:04:55but you're not your Player I'll be your man
00:04:57you're my man
00:04:58oh my god
00:04:58you're un Archive
00:04:59the
00:05:10you're
00:05:21you're
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:39I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:43I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:46I have that effect on women.
00:05:48It's not.
00:05:53I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:55Thanks.
00:05:56I think.
00:06:00Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:06Friends forever?
00:06:09Friends forever.
00:06:24Friends forever.
00:06:26Yes.
00:06:31Yes.
00:07:31Let's do that again.
00:07:44Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:46I don't know.
00:07:47What am I doing here?
00:07:49Oh, my head.
00:07:51My head.
00:07:52Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:00Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:03What?
00:08:04No.
00:08:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:05Bad idea.
00:08:07What?
00:08:08Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:10Why?
00:08:12Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:17Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:20I suppose you're right.
00:08:23But still.
00:08:25But still.
00:08:28I have a proposition.
00:08:32What?
00:08:33Friends with benefits.
00:08:35Sex without strings.
00:08:39You do you, I do me.
00:08:41And we do each other.
00:08:46Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:08:58Wanted benefits.
00:09:23And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:33Hello, ladies.
00:09:36Asher?
00:09:39You two know each other?
00:09:42Yeah.
00:09:44We know each other from college.
00:09:46He's one of my best friends.
00:09:48What are you doing here?
00:09:50He's here to see my father.
00:09:52Wait, what?
00:09:52Daddy owns the company.
00:09:54I know.
00:09:55I actually own the company I work at.
00:09:58He's worth billions.
00:10:00And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:03I've been busy since college.
00:10:05Clearly.
00:10:07Listen, I've got to run, but talk to you later?
00:10:11Sure.
00:10:12Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:14You too.
00:10:18Oh, what a man.
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:32I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:35A contract?
00:10:37It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:39Okay.
00:10:41Article 1.
00:10:42Nobody knows.
00:10:43It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:46Good point.
00:10:47Article 2.
00:10:48We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53Article 3.
00:10:55Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:10:57Agreed.
00:10:59Article 4.
00:11:01Article 4.
00:11:02No lies.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:06Article 5.
00:11:09Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:14I don't like that one.
00:11:17Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:21Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:30Friends first.
00:11:32Friends first.
00:11:42Let's see.
00:11:44Let's see.
00:11:46Let's see.
00:12:01Let's see.
00:13:09I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:11Forget the contract.
00:13:13No, friends first.
00:13:14Remember?
00:13:16Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:40Friends first?
00:13:47Friends first.
00:14:17So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:19Breathe.
00:14:19Breathe.
00:14:20I've been crushed money for so long.
00:14:23On Asher?
00:14:24Yes.
00:14:25He asked you out?
00:14:27Yes.
00:14:28On a date?
00:14:28Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:30Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:32Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:34You can give me some tips.
00:14:35Oh.
00:14:37Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:40I gotta go.
00:14:41I'm getting a money-penny ready for the big fight.
00:14:43I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:45What the fuck?
00:14:47Bye!
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:14:58Philadelphia.
00:14:59Philadelphia?
00:15:01Uh, favorite food?
00:15:05Um...
00:15:07He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:09Ooh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:12I like your pen.
00:15:14I've never seen that color before.
00:15:15Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:17It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:20Cool.
00:15:21What about sports?
00:15:24Why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:26On your date?
00:15:28I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man.
00:15:30He's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:34Mary.
00:15:35You got a problem with that?
00:15:42Why the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:46Me and Asher?
00:15:49No.
00:15:50No, no, no.
00:15:51Never.
00:15:52He's...
00:15:52We're...
00:15:53We're friends.
00:15:55We're best friends.
00:15:56Good.
00:15:57By the way, I love your outfit.
00:15:59Where'd you get it?
00:16:01Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:03Super cute.
00:16:04Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:06Uh, siblings?
00:16:10And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:15Really?
00:16:16Cool.
00:16:17Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:21I was born in Philly.
00:16:23Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:27Where was the school?
00:16:30Um...
00:16:30I...
00:16:33Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:35Mm-hmm.
00:16:36Mm-hmm.
00:16:38Mm-hmm.
00:16:38Mm-hmm.
00:16:40How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:44That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:50I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:56I had a wonderful time.
00:16:59I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:03That would be great.
00:17:05Good night.
00:17:08Oh, my.
00:17:10Okay.
00:17:15Listen.
00:17:16I should really head out.
00:17:20Uh, take care.
00:17:22Why don't you come up?
00:17:24And I will fuck you.
00:17:26It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:29Oh.
00:17:30Oh.
00:17:31Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:34Why?
00:17:35Because I was sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:39I'm...
00:17:40I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:42No, no.
00:17:42It...
00:17:43Uh, that's not what I meant.
00:17:44It's just...
00:17:45Sex ruins everything.
00:17:49Let's wait.
00:17:51So it can be perfect.
00:17:54Yeah?
00:17:57Yes.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:03Toodles.
00:18:09Beth?
00:18:11It was nice.
00:18:13We have a lot in common.
00:18:17Are you...
00:18:19Jealous?
00:18:21No.
00:18:26Did you, um...
00:18:28Did you sleep together?
00:18:30No.
00:18:31But not for a lack of a trying.
00:18:34Beth?
00:18:35She's an animal.
00:18:37Oh.
00:18:38God.
00:18:39Stop it.
00:18:40Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:43Not for Beth.
00:18:44You don't.
00:18:45Yeah, my days at one-night stands are over.
00:18:48I want to wait.
00:18:48Just in case she is the one.
00:18:52You never know.
00:18:53I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:03I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:08Oh.
00:19:10You do you.
00:19:12To each his own.
00:19:14Agreed.
00:19:15Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:17Maybe.
00:19:17Give it back.
00:19:18Give it back.
00:19:19Come on.
00:19:19Mm-mm.
00:19:20It's not funny.
00:19:22It's my strawberry.
00:19:24All right.
00:19:30That was rude.
00:19:32It has heard a drink.
00:19:33Almost that's...
00:19:38it failed.ам
00:19:43ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:20:01Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:07You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:11True love does not exist.
00:20:13You will only get hurt.
00:20:15He is your friend.
00:20:17Don't blow it.
00:20:19Friendship first.
00:20:21Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:25You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:27True love does not exist.
00:20:30You will only get hurt.
00:20:31He is your friend.
00:20:33Don't blow it.
00:20:36Friendship first.
00:20:39Leanne Lamont.
00:21:08Hey.
00:21:10Shit.
00:21:12I'm so sorry.
00:21:14My bad.
00:21:15My fault.
00:21:16Hang on.
00:21:19You got a tissue?
00:21:24Here.
00:21:25Let me.
00:21:26Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:27Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:29Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:31Hey, Asher.
00:21:34Eric.
00:21:37Okay.
00:21:39Well, see you guys later.
00:21:44Here.
00:21:49I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:51I'm Eric.
00:21:52Eric.
00:22:00That was fun.
00:22:02Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:07Both.
00:22:09Okay.
00:22:10You got to watch out for him.
00:22:11He's a player.
00:22:13So what?
00:22:14You think I can't handle myself?
00:22:16No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:19Oh, my God.
00:22:21Are you jealous?
00:22:23No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:25Why would I be jealous?
00:22:26We're friends with benefits.
00:22:27Remember?
00:22:29Yeah.
00:22:31You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:33Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:35You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:39I can handle myself.
00:22:42Yeah, fine.
00:22:43Be that way.
00:22:47You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:51Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:22:57Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:05Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:09Maybe I will.
00:23:13Yes.
00:23:22Flows for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:25That's me.
00:23:26Oh, my God.
00:23:31I'm Eric.
00:23:33Eric.
00:23:38What are you doing here?
00:23:41Had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:45Mr. Merrick?
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:52They're nice.
00:23:56Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:01I was out of line.
00:24:03No.
00:24:04No, I was out of line.
00:24:09I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:13Oh, my God.
00:24:15Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:20Friends forever.
00:24:24Friends forever.
00:24:28Dinner later?
00:24:31Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:53Oh, it's just...
00:24:55I'm just so happy.
00:24:57You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:03I think he could be the one.
00:25:05Oh.
00:25:06I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:09You only just started dating.
00:25:12Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:18No?
00:25:20Yeah.
00:25:22That's us.
00:25:25You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:29He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:34I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:37Oh.
00:25:38No.
00:25:39I don't know.
00:25:40I just want him to be happy.
00:25:42By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:44It's so unique.
00:25:46What color is it?
00:25:48Paris pink.
00:25:49I love it.
00:25:52Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:53Toodles.
00:26:02Why are you so down?
00:26:04What's wrong?
00:26:07Nothing.
00:26:09Famous last words.
00:26:11Is it attic?
00:26:14Of course not.
00:26:16How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:18She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:21You never know.
00:26:26Give me your hand.
00:26:28I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:30Come on.
00:26:30Okay.
00:26:32Okay.
00:26:32This is your lifeline.
00:26:36It's long.
00:26:37You have a nice long life.
00:26:40Okay.
00:26:41This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:44And it looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:53And this is your love line.
00:26:57So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:01But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:26You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:28Great idea.
00:27:31Great idea.
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:34I don't know.
00:28:29I don't know.
00:28:35I don't know.
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:39I don't know.
00:28:56I don't know.
00:28:59I don't know.
00:29:00Nice trick.
00:29:00Right?
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:07I have no idea.
00:29:09Hello?
00:29:10Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:14My front door.
00:29:16I have no idea.
00:29:30How could you?
00:29:34Beth.
00:29:35Wait.
00:29:36Beth.
00:29:36Oh, fuck.
00:29:37What have they done?
00:29:41What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:42Beth, it's not what it looks like.
00:29:55Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving.
00:29:58I'm getting dressed, I'm going.
00:29:59I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:00I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything.
00:30:02It was me.
00:30:03I fucked up.
00:30:05You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:07It wasn't, it isn't.
00:30:08It doesn't matter.
00:30:09I fucked up.
00:30:09Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:11I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:16I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:25Yeah.
00:30:32Friends first?
00:30:37That's first.
00:30:53Hey, Beth.
00:30:54Go away.
00:31:00I need to talk to you.
00:31:03I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:07You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:10No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:12It was a stupid game, friends with benefits.
00:31:14But it's over now, okay?
00:31:16I promise.
00:31:24Do you love her?
00:31:25Of course not.
00:31:27Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:30Really?
00:31:32Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:36You and me.
00:31:38Please.
00:31:40Give me another chance.
00:31:47I suppose.
00:31:51Okay.
00:31:55Okay.
00:32:06Leanne, it's me again.
00:32:08Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:10I'm so confused.
00:32:12Friends forever, remember?
00:32:20Eric, hi.
00:32:22I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:24I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:39Asher, Asher, it's me.
00:32:41I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:43What's going on?
00:32:45Are you with Leanne?
00:32:46Call me.
00:32:59Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:06If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:10Okay.
00:33:30It's Eric.
00:33:31Leave a message.
00:33:33Hey, Eric.
00:33:34Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see
00:33:40what
00:33:40you were doing later.
00:33:41Asher?
00:33:42Asher, where are you?
00:33:44Why won't you call me back?
00:33:46I know you're with her.
00:33:48You lied to me.
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:51Miss you.
00:33:52Call me.
00:33:53Bye.
00:33:58Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:03Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:09we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:12I'll call you when I can.
00:34:40Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:41Slow down.
00:34:48To love.
00:34:51Wait.
00:34:53Love sucks.
00:34:57Okay.
00:34:58I think we've had enough.
00:35:03How about we had back to the mud.
00:35:08Fabulous.
00:35:12Easy.
00:35:13Easy.
00:35:40What a good you did me.
00:35:42What a good you did.
00:36:12I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:15Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:16I've been aloof.
00:36:16Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:18Do you want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:19No, that's okay.
00:36:20Just life.
00:36:21Is it Leanne?
00:36:23I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:26You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:28I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:31Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:36And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:39No way.
00:36:40She would never.
00:36:40He's a knob.
00:36:43Which is why I grabbed the photo.
00:36:47No.
00:36:49I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:51No.
00:36:53No.
00:37:06No.
00:37:09No.
00:37:10No.
00:37:11No.
00:37:12No.
00:37:19No.
00:37:21No.
00:37:22No.
00:37:23No.
00:37:26No.
00:37:28No.
00:37:28No.
00:37:30No.
00:37:31No.
00:38:33What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:36Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:38Hey.
00:38:40Your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:43Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:45Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:47She can handle herself.
00:38:49Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:52Asher.
00:38:52Look at the loser.
00:38:54So embarrassing.
00:38:57Oh, fucking prick.
00:38:59Come here.
00:39:04Come on.
00:39:32Come here.
00:40:34Unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:37I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:41You're fired.
00:40:43You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:48I'll fire Leanne.
00:40:49You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:53Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:40:56And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:02Yeah.
00:41:03I don't know.
00:41:40I don't know.
00:41:42I don't know.
00:41:45I don't know.
00:41:47I don't know.
00:43:09Liam.
00:43:12XO, XO.
00:43:15When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Liam.
00:43:22I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:24Then how do you explain the steps?
00:43:26I don't know.
00:43:28I didn't send it.
00:43:29You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:37I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:38I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:42Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:43You're my lover.
00:43:44You're my best friend.
00:43:47Lyria.
00:43:50I am not a cheater.
00:43:53I did not send that text, and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break
00:43:56up over this, then fine.
00:44:03I do.
00:44:08Kate.
00:44:43I will, I will, I will!
00:44:54Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert? Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:02Please, don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:14I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:19A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:26They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:47I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know
00:45:53that? It's crazy!
00:45:54Oh my god!
00:46:11Hello!
00:46:15Did you, uh, get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:19I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you
00:46:24run down and grab them?
00:46:25Sure.
00:46:26Thanks.
00:46:45Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:57You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:04Ever.
00:47:12Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now!
00:47:18Wait, what?
00:47:21Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors!
00:47:26Who's the source?
00:47:32Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:37Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:38No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:41You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:47But you never speak to me again.
00:47:51So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:53Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:47:57It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:01You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you.
00:48:06So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:17Asha?
00:48:18You bitch.
00:48:19What?
00:48:20You jealous bitch.
00:48:22What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:24I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:30Honey?
00:48:31What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:35Oh, job well done.
00:48:37Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:38Stay away from me.
00:48:42Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:44We are not friends.
00:48:47Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:50Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:07No, you are dead to me.
00:49:10You are dead to me.
00:49:11You's dead to me.
00:49:12You are dead.
00:49:19You're dead to me.
00:49:25No, you are dead.
00:49:30That's awesome.
00:49:30You're dead to me.
00:49:30I'm dead to me if you aren't in the garden.
00:49:30I'm dead to me.
00:49:32You're dead to me.
00:52:04Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:07I didn't write this.
00:52:12It was...
00:52:13Heliotrope purple.
00:52:16It was Beth.
00:52:23Heliotrope purple.
00:52:26It was Beth.
00:52:29She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:32Oh my god.
00:52:34Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:35I've to warn him.
00:52:38Come on.
00:52:39Come on.
00:52:40Come on, come on.
00:52:40Sure.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:44Come on.
00:52:49Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:18Beth?
00:53:19Beth?
00:53:27I'm going to...
00:53:29Come on.
00:53:30I'm going to...
00:53:31I'm going to...
00:53:35I'm going to...
00:53:43Okay.
00:53:44I got to...
00:53:44You're going to...
00:53:45I got to...
00:53:45I got to...
00:53:48Oh, my God.
00:54:21Oh, my God.
00:54:24She's insane.
00:54:26What are you doing here?
00:54:30Beth.
00:54:32You set me up.
00:54:35You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:38I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:42And I won.
00:54:46You stay away from me.
00:54:48You're insane.
00:54:52I'll scream.
00:54:54Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:07I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:09I promise.
00:55:11Beth.
00:55:12Okay?
00:55:13You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:17He loves you.
00:55:21Why don't I just go away?
00:55:24I'll move.
00:55:25I'll quit my job.
00:55:27Just, please.
00:55:29Beth.
00:55:31Don't hurt me.
00:55:33Okay?
00:55:34I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:38But you've got to go.
00:55:45I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:49But you've got to go.
00:55:51No!
00:55:54I can't...
00:55:55No!
00:55:56No!
00:55:59No!
00:56:02I can't...
00:56:05No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:21No!
00:56:24Oh, my God.
00:57:06Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:09You're not going anywhere.
00:57:13You're crazy.
00:57:15You're never getting away with it.
00:57:17Oh, and I will.
00:57:19See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:21And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:23And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:28I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:35You bitch.
00:57:37You bitch!
00:57:40Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:45Toodles!
00:57:46Toodles!
00:57:46Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:03Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:07Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:07Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:08Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:09Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:13Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:16I don't know.
00:58:47I don't know.
00:59:36I don't know.
00:59:37Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:41Come on!
00:59:42Come on, come on, come on.
01:00:24Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:26We are gathered here today.
01:00:27Let's go finish it.
01:00:28Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:36What?
01:00:37It's completely absurd.
01:00:41Is this true?
01:00:43She's crazy.
01:00:44Security!
01:00:46She confessed to it all last night.
01:00:48Right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:53Oh, Asher, you love me.
01:00:54We're getting married today.
01:00:56Go, go, go!
01:00:59Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:01From ruining everything!
01:01:07Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:09From ruining everything!
01:01:12Beth, how could you?
01:01:13I did it for you, baby.
01:01:15For us.
01:01:15Get off me!
01:01:21I will kill you.
01:01:23I will kill you!
01:01:24I will kill you!
01:01:25Get off me!
01:01:28Hey!
01:01:30No!
01:01:33No!
01:01:34No!
01:01:34No!
01:01:35No!
01:01:35No!
01:01:36I will kill you!
01:01:36I will kill you!
01:01:37I will kill you!
01:01:38I will kill you!
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:44You okay?
01:01:47Yeah...
01:01:48I think so.
01:01:50Okay...
01:01:50Okay...
01:01:52God...
01:01:53Did someone grab a chair?
01:01:56You okay?
01:01:59Yeah...
01:02:01Okay...
01:02:02Okay..
01:02:03Okay...
01:02:04Good.
01:02:05Someone grab a chair
01:02:11Hey, hey wake up in maybe wake up hey hey wake up wake up, baby
01:02:24And it's all over
01:02:31I'm so sorry for everything. I'm more sorry. You saved me. You're my hero
01:02:42Sure, I love you. I love you
01:02:46Let me help you
01:02:59Uh, but before I take you to the hospital. I have a question to ask you
01:03:12Will you marry me?
01:03:17Yes
01:03:18Yes, yes, yes
01:03:20Yes
01:03:26They say that sex ruins everything but sometimes it makes everything better
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