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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:20The best thing about being all mine is up to run, you can have the best of all, yeah.
04:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, it's all right, yeah.
04:31Look in my hand.
04:33Oh.
04:39Oh.
04:41Oh, you got this.
04:44Okay.
04:52Hi.
04:54Hi, Bodhi.
04:56He's so cute.
04:57Hi.
04:58Hi.
04:58So cute.
05:00So, so, so tiny.
05:03Hi, Bodhi.
05:03Wake up.
05:04He looks beautiful.
05:05Hi.
05:05Hi.
05:06So precious.
05:06Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just, he's so handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:15Exactly.
05:16And adorable.
05:17And adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:35Okay.
05:38Okay.
05:39Okay.
05:41Okay.
05:42Okay.
05:43Okay.
05:43Okay.
05:46Okay.
05:53Okay.
05:55Okay.
06:00Okay.
06:01Hey, girl, and ask me all right.
06:05I think you're a new Beyonce when you went to kiss my head.
06:14Maybe there's something wrong with him
06:16There's nothing wrong with him
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine a child
06:22There's nothing wrong with me as a colleague
06:23Oh, I'm doing really well
06:27Thanks, I look after myself
06:29Thanks, I don't need ya
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well
06:38Thanks, I do not need your help
06:41Thanks, I don't need it
06:47Do some squats as you're holding it
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic, just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down
06:54Just do it while we're talking
06:57If I start again, you've got to look at the night and I'll see
07:13Try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper
07:15Kind of lift his cheeks up, just to make sure that I got it
07:20Are you okay?
07:22Are you alright?
07:24I'm great
07:41Oh my god, baby Bonnie
07:44Aww
07:45He's just perfect
07:47I don't know what else to say
07:49He's perfect
07:50I know
07:51I can't even remember life without him
07:55Aww
07:57And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly
08:05The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy
08:08So I no longer have to ice my crotch
08:10So that's nice
08:12And I got a little something going with mood swings
08:15Which could either be postpartum or self-awareness
08:20Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this
08:29Margo
08:30Shh
08:30I am
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know
08:40They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful
08:46Which, and it is, it totally is
08:52But
08:54But what?
08:57I mean, it just refuses
09:00It refuses to get a good latch
09:04My nipples are so sore
09:07And after he's done with them
09:09They don't even look like nipples
09:11They're like
09:12More like
09:12Like squeezed toothpaste tubes
09:15And my areola is all
09:17White
09:19And
09:20And pinched
09:22And
09:22I mean, he's probably
09:23Cutting off my blood supply
09:25So
09:25And
09:27He just
09:28Spits them out
09:30With such
09:31Vicious
09:32Contempt
09:33And he makes
09:35Awful
09:36Clicking noise
09:37It's like
09:44I'm sorry
09:45But the fucking little thing won't shut up
09:48I mean
09:49At least prohibit us from getting a dog
09:50Having
09:51A screaming
09:52Baby
09:52I think we need to extend a little more patience
09:55Please
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience
09:58Before screwing her lip professor
10:05It has become obvious
10:06That the people in Margo's life
10:08Regard her as an unrelatable space alien
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision
10:20Meanwhile
10:20Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day
10:23As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down
10:26Are a super-powered tit-ooze
10:29Meant to produce
10:30The world's most perfect mutant baby
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out
10:51James
10:53Okay, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth
10:56Your discharge plans
10:57Your follow-up appointments
10:58Over and over
11:01So
11:02Big, big reminder
11:04On the importance of routine
11:06And support groups
11:07I can't overstate that
11:10And I know you've been told
11:12That once all the kudos
11:14And attaboys fade
11:15It's
11:15The quiet
11:17That you gotta watch out for
11:18Yeah
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah
11:29Everything good?
11:32A little development
11:34Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No
11:44No
11:45No
11:49All right
11:53Teaching your baby to breastfeed
11:55And be tricky
11:56But these strangers can help
12:00Honey
12:03You got it
12:04You got it
12:05You got it
12:06You got it
12:07Like a fish
12:36Insurance
12:38Outside
12:38Hey, come on guys
12:40It is 2 a.m.
12:41And you want me to take my one month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you
12:46Or your baby
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:49I am not clueless
12:51I am well fucking aware
12:53Of the magnitude
12:54Of my idiocy
12:56But it's your baby
12:57Your responsibility
12:58My responsibility
12:59Is to pass my biochem exam
13:01Okay
13:02I'll leave
13:04That's what you want?
13:06I will leave
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes
13:15Because now I'll be able to sleep
13:47I'll be able to sleep
14:17I'll be able to sleep
14:19Hi
14:21Hey, mom
14:22What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter
14:25Everything's fine
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm gonna make it
14:35Don't be ridiculous
14:36You're a mother
14:37Mothers make it
14:38You got this
14:39God, why does everybody say that?
14:42You got this
14:43Because you don't have a choice
14:48I need to go back to work
14:49To make some money
14:50Which means I need a babysitter
14:53Which I can't afford
14:57Don't even think about asking me
14:59What you're about to ask
15:00Mom?
15:03Mom
15:3130 minutes
15:32Mom will change drivers
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:13All right.
16:16How you no boomer?
16:18Oh, I, uh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kind of stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job. Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his casey sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You had it home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:49Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:04Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
17:18yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
17:19yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
17:19yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
17:19yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
17:19yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
17:31Hey, bus is leaving hot shot.
17:33Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:56Um, I've got a championship belt in here could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I got to walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:39I keep trying to tell you what he is.
18:43He doesn't like me.
18:45It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51see you see he's just picking up on your attention he does it with me too
19:05so he's just been fed but he will get hungry
19:10yeah be good for grandma no you have to put those in the fridge
19:15ugh it just seems so schemy handling your milk you didn't breastfeed me did you i tried oh was
19:22it the implants huh no i got some kind of infection have you talked to dad why would i well
19:33i haven't
19:34not that i do i just would have thought i'm getting a bad feeling like maybe something
19:39happened to him what if he's dead god he's not dead he's just whatever the fuck
19:47oh hey you got something there um kenny wants to
19:54meet you i've already met him only in passing and you know he he like wants to meet you and
20:02get to know you and why i don't know what like a formal interview process could be
20:12mom you wouldn't actually marry him would you you bet your ass i would what why
20:20because he's everything i'm not he's also cheap you really think he's gonna let you spend four
20:27hundred dollars a month on face cream he doesn't have to know about the face cream do you love him
20:35i do liar i do and i admire him mom he's hardly your type yeah well i am finished waiting
20:46for my type
20:46i don't even want my type my type is the worst possible thing for me so um when are you
20:53free and
20:54uh you'll need to get a babysitter that's not me and we'll go to dinner can i just bring bodie
21:04oh my god you haven't told him about the baby okay no no i'm not pretending that i don't have
21:13a child
21:13mom i knew you were going to be this way i will go to dinner with kenny when you tell
21:17him that i have
21:18a baby unbelievable unbelievable yourself
21:25oh
21:31shy shy shy shy shy girl
21:37let me come out
22:23You have a visitor outside.
22:34Mom!
22:36I can't.
22:37He won't.
22:38Stop crying.
22:38And I just, I just can't.
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling.
22:42You wouldn't pick up.
22:44Oh, my God.
22:46I'm not meant to be a grandmother.
22:47Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother.
22:49Fucker, fucker, fucker.
22:51Mom, it's okay.
22:52No, it is not okay.
22:54Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that.
22:57I wish I could be a better person, but I'm not.
23:00And his crying nonstop, that is exactly what he is trying to say.
23:04And I will not be judged, not by him or anyone else.
23:10Look at him.
23:11Look at him.
23:12He deliberately is quiet when you're holding him, just to make me feel worse about myself.
23:19Mom, it'll be okay.
23:22Okay.
23:40I am an awful grandmother.
23:45Oh, you're not.
23:47Oh, stop being nice.
23:49You're being mercy nice.
23:50I will not be pitied.
23:52I'm just terrible at everything, except being pretty.
23:59And you excel at that, brilliantly.
24:12I'm sorry I called him, motherfucker.
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle.
24:35I love you.
24:39Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
24:44But what?
24:46Okay, you're fired.
24:50What?
24:51I need someone I can count on.
24:53I'll solve the childcare thing.
24:54You won't.
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey, this is your life.
25:01Businesses, employers, we scrape to make it.
25:04We survive because of dedicated employees.
25:06I need a job, Tess.
25:09And you're my friend.
25:11Yeah, so as your friend that I'm saying now, when people work remotely from home all the time, especially writers.
25:23I've been trying my best to keep it together.
25:28Light as a feather and stiff as a board and lonely is right on.
25:33I've got my sights on.
25:35That open door, I could run.
25:37I could take more for the team.
25:41But this time tomorrow, I won't be breathing.
25:44Believe me, I'll keep my little mouth shut.
25:48But I'm going to be sorry.
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong.
25:55In fact, it's a positive development.
25:58Of sorts.
26:00We wanted to let you know we found our own place.
26:03So we'll be moving out in a week.
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up so you could find new roommates.
26:08Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out.
26:17A little notice might have been nice.
26:19It came up pretty quickly.
26:21And of course, we can still be friends and all of that.
26:27Okay.
26:45They say it's not about how you fall, but how you get back up.
26:56Bullshit.
26:57It's not just about popping back up.
27:01It's about beating the shit out of whoever knocked you down.
27:07That's what character is.
27:08You pass the other guy's guts out.
27:11You turn him into goo.
27:15You turn him into goo.
27:40Professor.
27:42Come in.
27:50Mark, meet Bodhi.
27:53Bodhi, meet Mark.
27:56Well, this has become very real.
27:58Oh.
27:59He's super real.
28:02Though I would imagine far less interesting than if he were fictional.
28:15Hello, little guy.
28:18Wow.
28:19Marco.
28:20He's really beautiful, isn't he?
28:25I cannot afford a babysitter.
28:28Not being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work.
28:33Hence, I lost my job.
28:35Two of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent has now increased by over $1,000
28:41per month.
28:42I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for money, so instead, I've come to
28:50demand it.
28:51I need $3,000.
28:55You're going to give me $3,000.
28:56You're going to give it to me.
28:58Do you think I'm that liquid?
29:04You will give me $3,000.
29:29What did he say?
29:31I just left before he could respond.
29:33And, no, I just, I don't know, I started to feel sorry for him, and, you know, I could see
29:39his face start to contort, and I didn't want to soften and for him to try to negotiate me down.
29:44I must say, I'm impressed.
29:46And where's Bodie?
29:47I thought you were bringing him.
29:48Susie's watching him, so there.
29:50Progress on the babysitting front, too.
29:52Progress all around.
29:54What are you wearing?
29:55Very nice.
29:57Hey.
29:59Oh, my God.
30:01Just looking at the menu.
30:02My mouth is flooding with saliva.
30:05Are we getting appetizers?
30:07Well, the thing about nursing, I'm constantly starved.
30:11Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat, and you're free to order whatever you like.
30:17No expense spared.
30:19We don't need an appetizer.
30:20Well, maybe you don't.
30:21You're about to order a margarita the size of your head, but I need one.
30:25You know I don't drink.
30:35Susan?
30:36Uh, no.
30:37Maybe it's the pediatrician's office?
30:39Just, um...
30:40Hold on.
30:41Order me nachos.
30:44Hello?
30:45This is Margot Millett.
30:47Speaking.
30:48Elizabeth Gable calling.
30:50Uh, Elizabeth?
30:51Gable, as in the mother.
30:53His.
30:54Uh, hello?
30:56I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss your demands.
31:01What do you mean, a meeting?
31:03A meeting where two or more people get together by chance or arrangement.
31:09Mark has given me your contacts.
31:11I will email you an address.
31:13This is a joke.
31:15A joke?
31:15You find extortion funny?
31:18I don't.
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow.
31:22It would be best.
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine.
31:31You don't look fine.
31:32Well, I am.
31:34So, Mom says you're a big deal in the church.
31:38Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
31:42That's really cool.
31:42And you have a really good programs like plays and stuff.
31:49They even put on, uh...
31:51Rent.
31:52Rent.
31:53Yeah.
31:53We're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
31:56Mm-hmm.
31:56Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock.
32:05You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for, you know, their actions.
32:12A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
32:16They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
32:19He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
32:21And my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
32:25The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
32:35All right.
32:36Yeah.
32:38See, I told you we would get along.
32:41Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight.
32:47Um, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco.
32:52I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
32:58Uh...
32:58Oh?
32:59Yeah.
33:01Oh.
33:02Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
33:06Yeah.
33:07Yeah?
33:08Of course.
33:08Okay.
33:17Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
33:21Yes!
33:22Yes, I think yes!
33:27I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate,
33:38the serious to your silly.
33:40Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
33:44Yes.
33:45Woo!
33:47Okay.
33:48All right.
33:49Okay.
33:49Hey, everyone.
33:50Let's give a big Applebee's cheer to the happy guys!
33:53Oh!
33:55Oh!
33:57Oh!
33:59Oh!
34:00Oh!
34:01Oh!
34:03Oh!
34:04Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:05Oh!
34:06Oh!
34:06Oh!
34:07And wonderful.
34:07And romantic.
34:09Maybe it's even possible she really loves them.
34:12Mmm.
34:12That's very affirming.
34:14I always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to just books and
34:18movies.
34:19Yeah.
34:22Is that cabbage really working?
34:25I think so.
34:26It's supposed to help with inflammation.
34:28I've got to cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet Mark's mom.
34:33Ooh!
34:34Yikes.
34:35Yeah, yikes, indeed.
34:42What?
34:45Look, I've never brought you into this part of my life, but now the girls are gone,
34:49I feel comfortable saying that I'm into cosplay.
34:54Very into it.
34:56I'm a cosplayer.
34:59Yeah, I figured.
35:01Anyway, if you ever want to model some looks, I think you'd be a natural.
35:09Oh, okay.
35:13Just think about it.
35:15I will. I promise.
35:17Yeah.
35:29God, at this hour?
35:32What now?
35:34Seriously.
35:35What the fuck now?
35:37Oh.
35:48Dad.
35:51Hey, baby.
35:55I thought you might be dead.
36:05Yeah.
36:12Yeah.
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