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00:41I need you to do me a favor.
00:43It's illegal and weird.
00:44You can't ask me any questions about it.
00:47Let me get dressed.
01:12Let me get dressed.
01:15Let me get dressed.
01:21Let me get dressed.
01:23Let me get dressed.
01:25Let me get dressed.
01:28Let me get dressed.
01:40Let me get dressed.
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01:52Let me get dressed.
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02:10Let me get dressed.
02:30Let me get dressed.
02:49Let me get dressed.
02:49Let me get dressed.
03:17Let me get dressed.
03:30Let me get dressed.
03:45Let me get dressed.
03:51Let's go.
03:59Let me get dressed.
04:14Let's go.
04:15Let's go.
04:16Okay, first we need to find my parents' marriage license.
04:19Court, court, court, court, court, court, court, desperse.
04:24Marriage insurance.
04:27Alexandra Harkin and Jay Holman.
04:29They were married January 13, 1997. This is 2013.
04:33There are literally tens of thousands of documents in here.
04:39Well, I think it's work unless you want to miss the stripper.
04:42She will seriously kill her.
04:44Just tell her we're getting manicures or something.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48Okay.
04:57All right.
05:07Rachel?
05:17Hey, Dad. What are you doing?
05:20Chapping foxes.
05:22Oh.
05:23I don't think there's any in here.
05:27I am glad to see that your sense of humor has not run off with your fiancée.
05:33She left?
05:34Where, uh, do you know where she went?
05:36Nope.
05:37She didn't have much with her, so I think she plans on coming back.
05:42That's great, Dad. Thank you.
05:44Very comforting.
05:47Say, that was a really interesting speech she made last night.
05:50I don't want to talk about it, okay?
05:52I just...
05:53I fucked up, and I'm trying to fix it.
05:56Hmm.
05:56At least she's with Nellie.
05:58Nellie will talk some sense into her.
06:00Oh, you think my ex-girlfriend is gonna convince my fiancée that I'm not a lying piece of shit?
06:05What if there's someone else who's 5% more compatible for me and someone else who's 5% more compatible
06:09for him?
06:10And how would either of us ever know that? I mean, I guess I would know if I fucking die
06:13at the altar.
06:15I think you're over-complicating it.
06:20Oh.
06:21Okay, then simplify it.
06:23No, I don't know. I just mean that it's all subjective, isn't it?
06:26There are no signs from the universe.
06:29It's just you taking something that happened
06:30and then deciding which details are important and which ones aren't
06:34and then deciding what it means.
06:35Like, there's no cosmic assurance that your marriage is gonna work out.
06:41Come on, come on.
06:50Say, go change your clothes.
06:51I want to get the trap set before it gets too late.
06:58Oh, you want me to come with you?
07:00Of course.
07:01You used to love foxtrapin'.
07:03Yeah, I don't know if I loved it.
07:04Besides, it's great to get out in nature.
07:07It was good for me when I was in the woods, as it were.
07:10Right.
07:11Uh, you know, Dad, nowadays, when you upset the person you love,
07:15you don't disappear on a hunting trip.
07:18You talk it out.
07:19The person you are trying to reach is unavailable.
07:22You know, son, something I've learned in my storied years of marriage,
07:26is that you can't talk it out if she doesn't answer the phone.
07:32Get your shit.
07:49Hey.
07:50Happy bachelor party.
07:52Hey, look at this.
07:54The Cunningham men all together again.
07:56I'm sorry, Dad.
07:58I can't do this with him.
07:59Come on.
08:00What you did yesterday was fucked up.
08:02You ruined my wedding.
08:03That's dramatic.
08:04I was trying to help her.
08:05Oh, what, by making her second guess our relationship two days before we get married?
08:08Yeah, huge help.
08:09I didn't make her do anything you could for, you asshole.
08:12I was trying to open her eyes so she could adequately judge if you're a true soulmate or not.
08:16No one asked you to do that.
08:18It's a matter of life or death.
08:20Dad, maybe this isn't the best time for this.
08:23You used to love this part laying the trap.
08:25Yeah, and I mean the thing where you hold us hostage in the woods to bond and we all just
08:29end up miserable and cold.
08:31We have to figure out some real shit.
08:33You want to talk about real shit?
08:36This is the end of how things are.
08:39Once your mother is gone, everything is going to change.
08:43We follow her rules.
08:44She is what holds us together.
08:48Soon we're going to have a decision to make.
08:51Let each other go.
08:53Or find a new reason to stick together.
08:58Bye.
08:59You're a full grown man.
09:00I can't make this decision for you.
09:05Just get over here, son.
09:12Wait.
09:14Kathy Harkin.
09:16Kathy Harkin, Mark Ellis.
09:20Married August 22nd, 1997.
09:24Who was I?
09:25I don't know.
09:27Probably some relatives.
09:33I don't know.
09:35That's weird.
09:37Why would there be other people in my family that got married here?
09:43Maybe because your family are originally from here too.
09:50Or this place is like an evil death trap meant to bring us here and kill us all.
09:55Or it's just a coincidence.
10:03Ah.
10:04Hello.
10:05Here's a death certificate.
10:06Hmm?
10:07Death certificate.
10:08Kathy Harkin.
10:11Wait.
10:13I'll just read a second.
10:20Oh, God.
10:22What?
10:22Well, what does that mean?
10:29She died the same day she got married.
10:32Sorry.
10:37That's not a coincidence.
10:41Okay.
10:43We should start looking for birth and death certificates too.
10:48There may be more of them.
10:49And maybe we can make like a family tree.
10:54Oh yeah.
11:22Home.
11:22Hello, my son.
11:24and here's another death it's roger harkin october 9th 1941 wait roger harkin i just i just i just saw
11:32this uh roger harkin roger harkin roger harkin roger harkin cause of death hemorrhage just like
11:45my mom he was married october 9th died october 9th 1941
12:28dad he's 10 years over dad right sorry
12:41i only gotta piss keep an eye out
13:00you should have told me about mom
13:04like months ago i tried but you know how mom is so protective of you
13:14you could have told me anyway
13:18yeah like you'd betray mom's wishes i'm sick of everyone in this family treating me like a child
13:24you know it's fucking with me
13:29well you have to admit you do have trouble accepting things
13:33you can't accept the imperfection
13:35you always have to overdo shit
13:37okay
13:38but you give up when you know something won't work out in your favor
13:40it's true dude i've known you my whole life
13:43you always have to have a perfect story
13:45the perfect meet cute for you
13:47a perfect love story
13:48like you didn't embellish your story either
13:50well she was my friend first
13:52god she was our friend
13:53i'm not fighting with you about this
13:54you brought it up
13:55you brought it up
14:02the problem is that you contextualize every little thing around yourself
14:06i didn't marry your ex-girlfriend
14:08i married the woman i was in love with since i was 21
14:10okay you were not in love with her back then
14:13you just like to say that to make it sound like i stole something from you
14:16you were mean to her
14:17yeah because i was in love with her
14:22i couldn't make your wedding
14:23because i was doing something good for someone who needed it
14:26but you only did it because it's a good story
14:29no that's not fucking true
14:30it's true
14:31you're drawn to stories not people
14:33you could have just talked to her and asked for a number
14:35and then still flown to my wedding
14:37but no you just had to do some big forced romantic gesture
14:42fuck off you weren't there
14:43it was the right thing to do
14:44and i'm not talking to you about this
14:46let's just sit in silence
14:47we're sitting in silence now
15:09it's not your fault
15:17it's not your fault by the way
15:19it's um
15:19it's mom and dad's
15:23they uh
15:24they fed you this stuff about perfection
15:28perfect relationship
15:30soulmate shit
15:32they hid so much from all three of us
15:36but mostly you
15:40just be careful
15:41i don't want you to ruin everything like you usually do
15:46you ruined everything last night
15:48i had to make sure she understood the whole story man
15:51she was staking her belief on a lie
15:53okay i know i know i'm fixing it
15:55you have to get her to believe you're her soulmate
15:57it's the only chance she might live
15:59jesus christ i get it
16:00i said i didn't want to talk anymore
16:07and i'm definitely not taking relationship advice from you
16:09i thought we weren't talking
16:10you and nelly are like fucking kids playing tennis
16:13at least me and nelly are honest with each other
16:15well you guys are brutally honest
16:16that's not better than protecting the person you love
16:18oh my god that's what i'm saying
16:20that's that's what mom and dad did to us
16:23don't do that to her
16:24be fucking honest
16:26rachel and i have a great relationship
16:28i don't need to defend my relationship to you
16:30then why are you defending it
16:36tennis
16:38fuck off
16:45holy shit fox there's a fox
16:46what yell for that
16:48well what do i yell again
16:49who do you who
16:50who do you who
16:51who do you who
16:52who do you who
16:53it's who do you who you idiots
16:58oh yeah
16:59yeah
17:01nicky that's your set
17:07you do the honors
17:14safety's on
17:14keep it on till you get down the hill
17:18all right
17:19you're all right
17:44fuck
17:45fuck
17:47fuck
17:52here's you
17:58here's your birth certificate
18:01oh
18:02thank you
18:07okay
18:08so
18:09it looks like the curse
18:11first spread to my bloodline with marianne and thomas harkin
18:14and it looks like they had three kids
18:16two of them had their own kids out of wedlock and one of them got married that's carrie harkin
18:22married april 27th 1870 declared dead april 27th 1870 hemorrhage and uh virginia harkin married november 1st 1947 and also
18:37dead november 1st 1947 hemorrhage
18:40but didn't you say the curse spreads if you don't get married only if you've accepted a proposal otherwise it
18:45has no one to spread to i guess these people all of them must have known about the curse and
18:52just decided to avoid marriage
18:54like my grandmother
18:58like my grandmother
18:59like my grandmother Audrey Audrey she had my mom out of wedlock
19:02right so she obviously knew not to get engaged but her sister
19:14and it's the same with
19:21cathy and roger and virginia and fuckin carry dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead
19:31all of them fucking dead on their wedding day and it goes all the way down to
19:52me tomorrow this isn't right huh they all have the same witness signature it's not possible
20:04yeah none of this is possible in here no no he'd have to be at least what like 200 years
20:13old yeah
20:14yes he is the one who spread the curse to my bloodline because he didn't marry his fiancee
20:19and now he has to witness all of the cursed weddings as like a punishment or how do you know
20:24that he told
20:26me a 200 year old man told you that yes yes
20:46do you believe me now
20:55do you believe me now
21:16dad i think we should call it we're never gonna find this thing it's only got three legs
21:22it's gonna get dark soon if you keep your voices down you're gonna scare it you're gonna scare it
21:26it chewed off its own foot it's fucking petrified it's gonna run till his heart stops beating
21:35hey what's the plan spend all night looking for it only to help nature along what letting it slowly bleed
21:43to death is better for you
21:49what if he just ran fuck all of this sorry nikki go home never look back
21:57yeah if i did that the curse would just spread to his bloodline what does that mean exactly like nikki
22:03would have the curse i think it means he would have to deal with this shit following him and his
22:09future offspring for the rest of their lives so but not not an option
22:19he doesn't deserve this you don't either but i've already got it so
22:23i think the only way out is down the aisle i live or die and that's it
22:35that's it
22:37why do you smoke that all the time and not get paranoid
22:42i do get paranoid
22:51hmm
22:56well
23:03and just to be sure you really believe the immortal man yeah everything you said was true
23:13shit
23:20shit
23:21shit
23:24shit
23:30shit
23:32shit
23:33shit
23:33shit
23:37well
23:38we're split up
23:39great i'll go see if we wander back to the house
23:44good luck with the hunt
23:45nikki
23:48no
23:50okay
23:51make sure to come to my room after so you can tell me all about how you found the fox
23:55and somebody's paw back on and then the fox looked at you and how he said
23:59thank you so much nikki for saving my life you're my hero
24:03well
24:05dad
24:08love these bonding trips with you we didn't get to bond much though so
24:13i'll give you guys a scoop nelly and i are getting divorced
24:16what
24:17yeah
24:18sure was
24:19what
24:20you signed papers
24:21not yet
24:25so
24:25hey god you had better not tell your mother this
24:28of course not god forbid anyone's honest around here
24:31enjoy your night
24:32praying for your triumphant victory
25:03you
25:22don't
25:23you
25:29Wait, wait, wait, wait, Arlene Harkin, yeah, born 1900, married 1922, we don't have a death
25:40for her.
25:42She must be dead now, they're all dead.
25:47Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
25:53Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead.
26:02Sort of looks like a toe on the ceiling, if you squint.
26:12Look.
26:20she died in 1979 so she was married for 57 years what what the fuck wait wait wait uh
26:33how did she do it i don't know i don't know but there's hope isn't there
26:39we gotta talk to her yes but she's dead we gotta talk to her she's dead we have to talk
26:53to her
27:06one slice is concerned for your dreams break they won't come through and break your heart
27:15another slice of speed and keys and wiping noses crying when the doorbell rings
27:25every woman knows a lot of people and says comes with the wedding day
27:42you get changed i'll get portia on board and i'll meet you in the sunken room
27:48play nice or she won't help us
28:24fuck jesus portia you're late
28:28asshole i'm sorry portia what are you doing all day eating out everyone at the nail salon
28:35oh these look really good i hope you tipped the blind child who did them i'm sorry i'm an honest
28:40person rachel you can be honest with me there's a lot of bad energy coming from you and i think
28:46you understand how important this wedding is to my brother my mom and the rest of our family
28:50do you hmm millie told me all that freak shit you said last night is true
28:57and i don't even care if you're carrying a blood evil curse because regardless my brother loves you
29:03and i will not let you bail on this wedding i was practically left at the altar so that i
29:07married
29:08some random guy in las vegas don't tell my parents
29:12and i will not let that happen to nikki
29:15are you gonna break my brother's heart and crush my mother's dreams be honest
29:21good now will it kill you to play one fun normal sexy bachelorette party game that i planned
29:27before everything is ruined again because of your insistence on being a gothic nightmare
29:34it will kill you
29:40rachel i don't say this lightly you're really really really lucky to have me
29:46because i know how to summon the dead
29:58we cleanse this space to ward off evil spirits
30:04evil
30:06is not welcome here
30:13we are gathered here on rachel's final night of freedom to contact
30:19who
30:21my credit
30:22right for marital advice from the great beyond
30:28light this candle with your left hand hand connecting you to light
30:31light
30:35yes and then at the same time okay and then at the same time with your right hand touch a
30:43belonging of the
30:43deceased right hand towards darkness this establishes your connection and then you'll ask your questions
30:59arlene harkin
31:03i'm coming to you to ask for advice the day before
31:07my wedding i need to know how you knew for certain that your husband david
31:13was the one
31:16now everyone put your hands in
31:33um
31:35maybe ask in a different way
31:40what do you mean a different way rachel
31:44okay arlene
31:46if you're there
31:49please tell me how you survived
31:59maybe i just start with something less intense
32:06oh my god
32:07oh my god it moved
32:07i thought you've done this before
32:09but it's never worked before
32:10oh my god
32:11okay uh what do i what do i what do i
32:13do now you talk to her talk to her talk to her okay uh arlene
32:18arlene
32:21how did you survive your wedding day
32:31how did you know that david was your soulmate
32:46how did you know that david was your soulmate
32:52oh
32:54oh my god
32:55oh my god
33:07oh my god
33:20now you have an excuse to get that nose job
33:23oh nelly is there a score am i gonna have a face score
33:27maybe
33:27but at that point
33:30no
33:30no
33:33no
34:01Oh, fuck.
34:06I'm sorry, Dad.
34:15Dad?
34:27Dad?
34:30I need to take some responsibility for what happened last night.
34:34No, no.
34:36Last night was completely my fault.
34:40Listen, sometimes it's okay to keep secrets to protect the ones we love.
34:52But your brother does have a point.
34:56Oh.
34:58Yeah, you, uh, you heard us talking about that.
35:05It's true.
35:07Your mother always wanted to protect you guys from the harsh realities.
35:14But I see now what it did to you.
35:16Well, it was irresponsible of us to feed you this perfect story, this high standard of what a marriage is.
35:35So, your mother is a good woman, she is the love of my life, and she loves you very much.
35:43I know that.
35:46But our relationship isn't what you think it is, Nikki.
35:54I promised your mother I would never tell you this, but I see now that you need to know.
36:12Arlene, come back.
36:16Arlene, what does living dead mean?
36:24What does that mean?
36:28Arlene, please, say it.
36:49Jesus Christ, we're trying that again after all that.
36:52Is she okay?
36:53Yeah.
36:54Yeah, she's fine.
36:55She's freaking out about the bruising, but I gave her a clonopin and put her to bed.
37:01You brought one of these in here?
37:04Yeah, it must have been Portia who left one of those there.
37:06I fucking hate it.
37:07It's so creepy.
37:09I'm gonna...
37:12Just one more time.
37:13Okay.
37:28Are you here?
37:30Are you here?
37:55I don't know what to do anymore.
37:58I don't know what to do anymore.
38:02Something...
38:03Something...
38:04Something...
38:04Something...
38:05Happened...
38:06Back there.
38:07And...
38:08You have to help me.
38:14I...
38:16I don't know.
38:19Are...
38:20Nikki and I soulmates because we can anticipate each other's needs most of the time?
38:27Or...
38:28Are we not soulmates because he fucking lied about the plane?
38:39He lied about the fucking plane.
38:42And...
38:46My dad?
38:49He invited my dad?
38:52Whew.
38:53Fuck, it's like...
38:55Does he even know me?
39:00You said you need to believe that he's your soulmate, right?
39:03Yeah.
39:06So what would make you believe it?
39:08I don't know.
39:09I don't know.
39:10That's the problem.
39:11Okay, so then I genuinely think all you can do is decide that he's your soulmate or not and then
39:20take whatever comes.
39:21Whatever comes is death.
39:27But, you know, if I was you, I would trust a version of myself that's loved him for three years
39:32and agree to marry him and not the version who heard about a soulmate curse five seconds ago.
39:38You must have felt seen by him when you agreed to marry him, right?
39:42Yeah?
39:45Yeah, I think so.
39:47Yeah, I think so.
40:02And the only way to stop doubt is to make a decision and then you'll know.
40:08So just fuck this curse and go back to reality reality.
40:15It's your wedding day tomorrow.
40:17Mm.
40:18Mm?
40:19It's your bachelorette party tonight.
40:21Mm.
40:22Wake up tomorrow and decide.
40:24Cheers.
40:31Have a look in the eyes.
40:35I did.
40:36You were looking away.
40:38It's your last night of freedom.
40:40Mm.
40:43And do whatever you want with it.
40:50And, you know, maybe keep it realistic.
40:52We can't lie.
40:54I don't know.
40:57Go skydiving.
41:00But you know me better than that.
41:02I'd never go skydiving once the parachute didn't open.
41:06Oh, thank you.
41:09Jules and I are getting a divorce.
41:12What?
41:16Mm.
41:17Yeah.
41:21They're planning on it.
41:23He hasn't signed the papers or anything yet.
41:30Don't tell anyone.
41:40Don't tell anyone.
41:45Don't tell anyone.
41:53Oh, no.
41:55Okay.
41:59Come on.
42:02Come on.
42:08Come, David.
42:10Come.
42:10Come.
42:11Come.
42:24Mom?
42:27Mom?
42:32Mom?
42:36Oh, hi, honey.
42:39Come here.
42:52I need to know if it's true, Mom.
42:59Did you cheat on Dad when I was a kid?
43:04Before I was born or something?
43:09No.
43:12No, honey, it wasn't like that.
43:19Who was it?
43:25It wasn't, uh, some cheap thing.
43:31I met your dad and Bo around the same time.
43:33I loved them both.
43:36I chose your dad.
43:38I don't regret this, but...
43:39And then why?
43:40You went back on your word, or...?
43:43I loved Bo, too.
43:45I don't give a shit about Bo!
43:47Why didn't you tell me?
43:48Because it's none of your fucking business.
43:56You let me believe that it's possible to have a 30-year enduring marriage where you're devoted to one person.
44:03But isn't that wonderful?
44:04Isn't that wonderful that you got to believe that?
44:07No, that's not true.
44:08It is true.
44:09This doesn't change anything.
44:10It changes everything that I fucking...
44:15What else?
44:16What else are you hiding from me?
44:18I'm not...
44:19I'm not gonna let you take this to the grave.
44:21I...
44:22I don't care what you're...
44:23I don't care about being protected.
44:25You tell me right now everything you've been protecting me from.
44:31Mom.
44:35Mom.
44:39Mom.
44:39Mom?
44:42Mom.
44:43Mom.
44:44Mom.
44:44Mom.
45:05What's that?
45:06You called me here.
45:07Let go!
45:08Didn't you?
45:09Let go!
45:09No! No, what the fuck are you doing?
45:12Yeah!
45:17Something living.
45:19Something dead.
45:21Bullshit, stop!
45:23Something stolen.
45:27Something red.
45:43What the fuck did you do to me?
45:45I took love potion number nine.
45:52I told her that I was a fly from her cheeks.
45:56I did not raise this nineteen fifty-six.
45:59She looked on the phone.
46:01She made a magic sign.
46:03She said now what you need is
46:05love potion number nine.
46:10She bent down and turned around
46:12and gave me a wink.
46:14She said I'm gonna mix it up
46:16right here in the sink.
46:18It's when I can't be kind
46:19it looks like you didn't eat.
46:21I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:24After graduation.
46:26I didn't know if it was
46:27day or night.
46:29I started kissing everything
46:32inside.
46:33But when I got the cop got it,
46:35then he got me by.
46:36I got me with my little bottle
46:38up.
46:39Love potion number nine.
46:55I held my nose, I closed my eyes.
46:57I took this ring.
46:59I didn't know if it was day or night.
47:03I started kissing everything he said.
47:06But then I kissed the cop down at thirty-four tonight.
47:10He broke my mind.
47:11He went through.
47:12What?
47:12What?
47:16What?
47:17The ocean of the land
47:19The ocean of the land
47:55The ocean of the land
47:56The ocean of the land
48:00The ocean of the land
48:04The ocean of the land
48:07The ocean of the land
48:07The ocean of the land
48:08The ocean of the land
48:09The ocean of the land
48:09The ocean of the land
48:10The ocean of the land
48:11The ocean of the land
48:12The ocean of the land
48:14The ocean of the land
48:15The ocean of the land
48:20You
49:15You
49:17You
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