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00:00:00This is a newly single woman.
00:00:04Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:18And that's it.
00:00:20You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract.
00:00:28Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:00:35Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:40Thanks for reminding me.
00:00:42So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:46Nope.
00:00:47In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:01:10Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:18Can I have three more shots down here, please?
00:01:22Uh, hi.
00:01:24I was here first.
00:01:27Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:30Oh my God.
00:01:32It's him.
00:01:34My ex-husband.
00:01:46Hey, that's mine.
00:01:47My ex-husband, Wes Mandrake.
00:01:51What is he doing here?
00:01:52I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:55He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:09Where is he?
00:02:12I told you.
00:02:14Where fucking is my money?
00:02:17What?
00:02:18Who?
00:02:19I...
00:02:20No time to play, Zbignos.
00:02:22I want my money!
00:02:24What?
00:02:25What money?
00:02:26I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:27I...
00:02:30That's for the children's hospital.
00:02:33What are you doing?
00:02:36I think you don't give it back.
00:02:41Oh, fuck.
00:02:43Okay.
00:02:47I want to...
00:02:49Oh my God, my nose!
00:02:51You broke my nose!
00:02:52You think it hurt?
00:02:54Wait till you see what we are gonna do to you.
00:02:57Hey!
00:03:08You okay?
00:03:12He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:15Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:20God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:25You know, they're really pretty.
00:03:28Get me.
00:03:47I'll see.
00:03:49I'll see you next time.
00:03:51Bye.
00:04:08So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:23Oh, my God. This isn't real.
00:04:59Oh, no! Holly! I'm gonna be late.
00:05:07Winter Taylor?
00:05:10Oh, my God. How does Wes know her?
00:05:16And who the hell are you? Where's Wes?
00:05:19Shit.
00:05:27This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:29And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:32Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:35Loser.
00:05:45Well, that's rude.
00:05:47And who is that girl?
00:05:51Smells like pine.
00:05:56How much did I drink last night?
00:06:02I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:06Yes, sir.
00:06:07She graffitis me? Steals my property? She'll pay for this.
00:06:17Think we should get going, sir. The mass is starting. Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:23I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:27Also, your mother called. She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:31No.
00:06:33No.
00:06:35Make up an excuse.
00:06:37As you wish.
00:06:38As you wish.
00:06:49Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:54I don't know.
00:06:55What was he doing in that bar?
00:06:57I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:01How was the sex?
00:07:03I think you ruined me.
00:07:06Spank me!
00:07:08Harder!
00:07:09Do it!
00:07:12I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:15Piper.
00:07:16Piper.
00:07:16Piper.
00:07:17Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:23Look, I need your help.
00:07:25Yes, Mayor. What is it?
00:07:26What is it?
00:07:28Money, Piper.
00:07:29Big money.
00:07:30The money men.
00:07:32The high rollers are coming.
00:07:34Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:36We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:38What?
00:07:39No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:44Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:46Who's here?
00:07:59Who the hell is that?
00:08:11Oh, my God. It's him.
00:08:23Piper, it's him.
00:08:29I mean...
00:08:31Mr. Mandarin, we are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:41I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:43You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:45That's why I'm here.
00:08:49Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:51You can't sell the mountain.
00:08:53They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:08:57What's your name?
00:08:58He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:00I'm Piper.
00:09:02Piper White.
00:09:04Wes Mandarick.
00:09:06I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:11That's an awful lot of name-calling.
00:09:15Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:18What office?
00:09:20Well, I'll be conducting some business at Town Hall while I'm here.
00:09:22If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:24Of course. Mr. Mandarick.
00:09:25Yes.
00:09:26Right this way.
00:09:35What is wrong with you two?
00:09:37He can't sell mayor. He'll ruin our town.
00:09:39This is not happening.
00:09:40Mike, that's enough.
00:09:42Either one of you both is still, you're going to regret it.
00:09:45You hear me?
00:10:00Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandarick?
00:10:03Yes.
00:10:04Who is that woman?
00:10:08Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:11Who is that woman?
00:10:12She's too familiar.
00:10:14Oh, Piper.
00:10:15Uh, Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:17A doctor?
00:10:19I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:21I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:24Well, sir, perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:28Uh, you know, Piper...
00:10:29Well, just Piper.
00:10:32No.
00:10:33I want her.
00:10:35Very well, sir.
00:10:37I'll let her know.
00:10:44She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:46I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:10:51A lot has changed.
00:10:53No way.
00:10:54I'm a medical professional.
00:10:55Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:10:57I can't do it.
00:10:58You know, Piper, I loved your parents,
00:11:00and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:03But you listen close.
00:11:04If you don't do this,
00:11:05you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:08You can't be serious.
00:11:10I'm dead serious.
00:11:11I will fire your ass.
00:11:16Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:18Don't you worry.
00:11:20I'm getting the word out.
00:11:23We need to save our town.
00:11:33In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:36Now he's here one day,
00:11:38and he's already destroying my life?
00:11:50Hine.
00:11:51She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:02Why is he looking at me like that?
00:12:05Hine.
00:12:06Hine.
00:12:06She smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:08You know, if you're gonna be up that high,
00:12:10you might wanna get a spotter.
00:12:12Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:15That'd be great.
00:12:36Sir?
00:12:37Winter Taylor just called.
00:12:39She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:40She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:47Great.
00:13:08Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:22Girl.
00:13:24Girl!
00:13:25Girl!
00:13:25Girl!
00:13:25Girl!
00:13:45I don't know.
00:14:12I don't know.
00:14:26Damn it, Dakota.
00:14:27I told you not at work.
00:14:29Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:33That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:36A fucking sword?
00:14:39You're getting better.
00:14:47Oh, I don't have feelings for him.
00:14:52Oh, fuck, yes, I do.
00:14:54But God, this isn't happening.
00:14:56You can't just blow back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:12What is this?
00:15:14This is the inn.
00:15:15This is the only inn?
00:15:17Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:19Now, where are you behind me?
00:15:22Yeah, this isn't going to work.
00:15:24Well, you can always stay at your mother, sir.
00:15:28He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:31I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:34Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:40And what room will I be staying in?
00:15:43Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys.
00:16:07Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun.
00:16:19Oh, Christ.
00:16:20Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:36You rang?
00:16:38Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:45Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:16:51Oh, my God.
00:16:52Next time, no sugar.
00:16:54Am I 12 years old?
00:16:56That was mine.
00:16:58You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:03So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:05Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:07It's your family's land.
00:17:10How'd you know that?
00:17:12Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:21Hot.
00:17:22Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:23Oh, my God.
00:17:24Oh, my God.
00:17:25Oh, my God.
00:17:26It's hot.
00:17:27It's hot.
00:17:27It's hot.
00:17:28Yeah.
00:17:28It's hot.
00:17:29Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:17:31Oh, my God.
00:17:32It's hot.
00:17:32It's hot.
00:17:33Yeah.
00:17:33Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:42All right.
00:17:44Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:45That's enough.
00:17:46No, I'm a doctor.
00:17:47I don't want you to get burnt.
00:17:49It's really hot already, so it's good.
00:17:55Really.
00:18:01Um, last question.
00:18:04I need you to do something for me.
00:18:06I need three presents.
00:18:08I need a romantic one.
00:18:10I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:12And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:17Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:20Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:25Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:27Just, I need them.
00:18:29Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:31Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:39Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:18:48Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:18:50If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:18:57No, Mr. Mandrick, we haven't met.
00:19:05Oh, here, here.
00:19:06Just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:22Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:26Great.
00:19:27That's good.
00:19:28Just, um, you know what?
00:19:30You just tell him I need five situation going here.
00:19:34Sure thing.
00:20:03What the hell are these?
00:20:08Is this a joke?
00:20:10I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:16What are they?
00:20:17The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:22Hmm.
00:20:24Okay.
00:20:27Set these aside from my mother in winter.
00:20:33Wait, then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:38This one.
00:20:40Is it romantic enough?
00:20:42It's for someone very special.
00:20:44Yes, it's special.
00:20:45I picked it out myself.
00:20:47Good.
00:20:47Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:20:53A date?
00:20:56Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:00A date?
00:21:04Uh, not as a date.
00:21:06Just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long
00:21:10time.
00:21:11Don't I know it.
00:21:13Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:16Oh, uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:21You don't have a choice.
00:21:24Take me up to eight.
00:21:26And smile.
00:21:36No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:38No.
00:21:38No, you gave me a look.
00:21:39No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:41Yes, you did.
00:21:42No, I didn't.
00:21:42Asshole.
00:21:43No.
00:21:44What?
00:21:46Nothing.
00:22:02Uh, Mayor?
00:22:03Where did this present come from?
00:22:07Oh, uh, Mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:10I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:25My married name?
00:22:28My married name?
00:22:45This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:22:47It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:22:50Yeah, I feel like I can catch something in here.
00:22:57It's a cool necklace.
00:22:59I like that.
00:23:00You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:10Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:15Help.
00:23:17What is this place?
00:23:19Truckers.
00:23:20Seedy bunch.
00:23:21I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom, you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out
00:23:28glory hole.
00:23:30Jesus.
00:23:31Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Yeah.
00:23:37This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:40I completely agree.
00:23:42I want to start development right away.
00:23:45That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:23:47What the hell is wrong with you?
00:23:50Piper?
00:23:53What the hell is wrong with you?
00:23:56Piper?
00:23:57Excuse me, little lady?
00:23:58No, my name is Piper.
00:24:00And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort
00:24:05hellhole.
00:24:06Listen here, little lady.
00:24:08I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:11I'm here to give it life.
00:24:13Let me assure you, the people of Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:25A Starbucks.
00:24:27Over here.
00:24:28A sushi bar.
00:24:29A multi-feater cineplex.
00:24:31Over there.
00:24:33A hooters.
00:24:34And another across the street.
00:24:38Two hooters.
00:24:40You can't beat that.
00:24:41You can't beat that if you tried.
00:24:45Hooters.
00:24:53I've got your number now.
00:24:55Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:02You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:07Whoa.
00:25:09Man alive.
00:25:10She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:12I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:15I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:20Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:22We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:26All right.
00:25:29Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:33Got to get some rest.
00:25:34I suggest you do the same.
00:25:37Got a big week next week.
00:25:48I should be focused on the sale.
00:25:51All I can think about is her.
00:25:54Smells like pine.
00:26:03Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:06We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:09Yeah, I know.
00:26:09I'm working on it.
00:26:11You still love him, don't you?
00:26:14Holly, no.
00:26:15Look, I...
00:26:17He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:19I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:28Wes just texted me.
00:26:30I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:34What an asshole.
00:26:36What are we going to do?
00:26:38We can't let him sell.
00:26:41We need a plan.
00:26:47Maybe if I can get him to trust me,
00:26:49I can convince him not to sell the mountain.
00:26:54Here's the back.
00:27:07Where is she?
00:27:14You're late.
00:27:16I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:21How'd you sleep?
00:27:27Fine.
00:27:28So what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:37Oh, God.
00:27:38It's her.
00:27:39Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:27:45Oh, God.
00:27:47Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:27:52Santa came down my chin last night.
00:27:55What a mess you made.
00:27:57You gave me a fry, Santa.
00:28:00Huh, huh, huh, huh.
00:28:02Next time.
00:28:03Huh, huh.
00:28:04Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:06Next time.
00:28:07Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:10Next time.
00:28:10Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:13Next time.
00:28:14Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:17Next time.
00:28:17Here's the front door.
00:28:31Here's the front door.
00:28:33Here's the front door.
00:28:34Santa came down my chin last night.
00:28:37I love you.
00:28:39Winter.
00:28:39Winter.
00:28:44Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but girl answered.
00:28:48Oh, yeah.
00:28:49No, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:28:52It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:28:56Kiss it.
00:29:08Who's the country girl?
00:29:10Uh, Winter.
00:29:12This is Piper White.
00:29:14She's been helping me.
00:29:15Howdy.
00:29:20I'm going to keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:23Head on that, okay?
00:29:26Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:29It's cold and everyone looks poor.
00:29:32Sure, of course.
00:29:33Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:34Yeah.
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:36Yeah.
00:29:38Yeah.
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:43Yeah.
00:29:46And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:29:55Christmas Day.
00:29:56We don't have a choice, sir.
00:29:59Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:01Yes.
00:30:04So I've been thinking.
00:30:06You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11And?
00:30:12What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:18Yes.
00:30:20A town meeting.
00:30:21That way, everyone will see how much money they're going to make once that resort opens.
00:30:26We'll do snacks.
00:30:28We'll do coffee.
00:30:31That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:34And you'll mediate.
00:30:36Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:38Anything you need, I'm a girl.
00:30:43Good.
00:30:44Set it up.
00:30:46He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:30:55Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:00Get out of here!
00:31:01Help!
00:31:02People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:05Get out of here!
00:31:06Think of the money.
00:31:08Aren't you going to do something at home?
00:31:10Get out!
00:31:12Get out!
00:31:13Shit!
00:31:14Are you going to do something at home?
00:31:16Get out!
00:31:17Run!
00:31:18Get out of here!
00:31:20Get out of here!
00:31:22Get out!
00:31:23Okay, okay.
00:31:24Settle down, everyone.
00:31:28We're not going to let you ruin our town, big men.
00:31:32Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:35I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:31:37Let's just give them a shot.
00:31:39I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:31:44And think of all the jobs.
00:31:51Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
00:31:58No!
00:32:00Get out of here!
00:32:02Nobody wants you!
00:32:04Get out!
00:32:10Hello, everyone.
00:32:11I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:13Some of you may know me as I've grown up here and-
00:32:17Huxaker!
00:32:20Jesus Christ.
00:32:23Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not going to let anything happen to Hudson-
00:32:27Murderer!
00:32:30What?
00:32:37Get the fuck out of my town!
00:32:44The hell of Mandrake.
00:32:45Told the ski resort were the done deal.
00:32:57Shit!
00:33:03Set me up in there.
00:33:04I was trying to help you.
00:33:07If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:10Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:20Are you screwing with me?
00:33:22Or do you really want to help?
00:33:27Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:34Sir?
00:33:36Your mother called.
00:33:37She knows you're in town.
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:42Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:33:46You must know.
00:33:47It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:33:51And I don't want to hurt her.
00:33:53Maybe he does have a heart.
00:33:56You know what?
00:33:57Fine.
00:33:58Tell her I'll be there.
00:33:59But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:01And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:07I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:10He'll pay me?
00:34:11Asshole.
00:34:12I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:21Hi.
00:34:24You're, um...
00:34:26You're...
00:34:26Penelope?
00:34:28Yeah, yeah.
00:34:29Penelope, uh...
00:34:35Um...
00:34:36Listen.
00:34:39I have a question for you.
00:34:41It's going to sound really crazy, but just...
00:34:42You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:34:44Okay?
00:34:46Okay.
00:34:50Marry me.
00:34:56I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:00You just have to answer right now.
00:35:12Hi, my dear.
00:35:14Oh, I missed you.
00:35:16Where's Wesley?
00:35:18Oh.
00:35:20I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:27Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:32This is going to be interesting.
00:35:38Oh, uh, I think I'm going to go to the restroom.
00:35:40I'll be...
00:35:40Okay, sure.
00:35:42Sure.
00:35:47All right.
00:35:48My mom.
00:35:51Wesley Mandrake.
00:35:54You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:35:58Listen, I know.
00:35:59Okay?
00:36:00I've just been busy.
00:36:02Busy?
00:36:04Oh, poor you.
00:36:06Too busy?
00:36:07To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:10Only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:14I know.
00:36:16Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:18Oh, no.
00:36:21Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:23Oh, be my guest.
00:36:26Sure.
00:36:30You just missed your husband.
00:36:33Fucking work.
00:36:35It's always worth it.
00:36:37Don't I know it.
00:36:45All right.
00:36:49She here yet?
00:36:51She's here.
00:36:52She's right here.
00:36:56Where?
00:36:59Right here.
00:37:06This is the last one.
00:37:07I'm so sorry.
00:37:08I'm sorry.
00:37:09I'm sorry.
00:37:15What the fuck is going on?
00:37:18Uh, you know what?
00:37:24I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm going to go.
00:37:28I'm going to go get those bags.
00:37:36Done?
00:37:38Listen, there's an emergency with the pie out in London, Ma.
00:37:42Listen, I'm sorry.
00:37:44I will make it up to you, okay?
00:37:46Please.
00:37:48All right?
00:37:49What is my due?
00:37:50Please, it's Christmas.
00:37:51I'm sorry.
00:37:53Wesley!
00:37:57Here we go.
00:38:01Is he...
00:38:02Is he here?
00:38:05He's not fucking here.
00:38:08Cheers.
00:38:09Cheers.
00:38:17I do.
00:38:20You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:28I do.
00:38:29I do.
00:38:33I do.
00:38:34I do.
00:38:37I do.
00:38:48I do.
00:38:48I do.
00:38:49I do.
00:39:13What's going on?
00:39:15I had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:17Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:20Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:21Son, I think it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:25You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:39:39What the hell am I doing?
00:39:51What if this is a mistake?
00:40:04They're impressive, sir.
00:40:06What the fuck?
00:40:11All right, come on, guys.
00:40:12Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:15Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:17Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:19Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:22Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:24Oh my god, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:28Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:31Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:40:35Winter, that...
00:40:36Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:40:38They're trying.
00:40:39Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:40:41Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:40:42Let's take it easy.
00:40:44You think that you can do better?
00:40:45Go ahead.
00:40:47Teach.
00:40:50Why teach?
00:40:52I can show.
00:40:56Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:59La-la-la-la-la-la.
00:41:01La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:03This the season to be jolly.
00:41:07La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:08La-la-la-la.
00:41:09This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:15Show some of your, you know.
00:41:17Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:20Sex sells.
00:41:24Thank you, thank you.
00:41:32Honest to God, you love it.
00:41:35Yeah, it's, um...
00:41:37Yeah, it's really...
00:41:39Kill me.
00:41:41I know, right?
00:41:43Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:41:48Tomorrow?
00:41:49Yeah, I can't. I'm busy.
00:41:52Wes, I need to go shopping tomorrow.
00:41:56Uh, Piper?
00:42:03I need you to take a shopping tomorrow.
00:42:08Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:10Uh, Piper?
00:42:11What did we talk about?
00:42:16So, how's...
00:42:1710 o'clock.
00:42:18Good?
00:42:19Fuck.
00:42:20Dude.
00:42:21Dude.
00:42:29Oh, my God.
00:42:30Oh.
00:42:31Oh.
00:42:32Oh.
00:42:35Thanks.
00:42:38Ugh.
00:42:39I'm glad there's nothing in this town.
00:42:44Hey, you...
00:42:46Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:42:56Smile, baby.
00:42:59Baby?
00:43:00He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:01Come on.
00:43:03Come on.
00:43:11Thanks.
00:43:19Uh...
00:43:20Sorry.
00:43:21Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:25Uh...
00:43:29Yep.
00:43:31Hey.
00:43:32Better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:43:36What?
00:43:37Stay away from Wes.
00:43:39He's my boyfriend.
00:43:41And we're getting married soon.
00:43:45Oh.
00:43:45Is that right, twat?
00:43:48Oh, yeah?
00:43:49Yeah.
00:43:50And next time you try to ruin one of our dates,
00:43:52I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:43:56You broke-ass gold digger.
00:43:58You got it?
00:44:00Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:10Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:20What is wrong with you?
00:44:26Get off of me!
00:44:27What are you doing?
00:44:28Get off of me!
00:44:29Oh!
00:44:33Okay.
00:44:33Okay.
00:44:33Okay.
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:35Okay.
00:44:36Baby!
00:44:37She attacked me!
00:44:38She attacked me!
00:44:40All right.
00:44:40We need to get the hell out of here.
00:44:41Come here.
00:44:44What the hell?
00:44:47Wes?
00:44:48I expect to upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:44:58Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:02It's not like that.
00:45:04Then what's it like?
00:45:07It's complicated.
00:45:09It always is.
00:45:15Piper.
00:45:17Piper!
00:45:31Hello?
00:45:34Uh, Penelope?
00:45:36It's Wes Mandrake.
00:45:40Uh, Penelope?
00:45:43It's Wes Mandrake.
00:45:46Don't hang up.
00:45:47I-
00:45:47Just let me say-
00:45:48I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole!
00:46:04What did I just say?
00:46:05I said that I'm not talking-
00:46:09Oh, um, nothing.
00:46:13What's up?
00:46:16Me-
00:46:16Meet me for a drink.
00:46:19No!
00:46:21Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:23and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:27One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:46:30One drink?
00:46:37Whiskey, Billy.
00:46:38No.
00:46:46I said one drink.
00:46:47Bye.
00:46:48Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:46:56Christmas.
00:46:57Drink with me.
00:46:58No.
00:46:59I can drink with you, rich boy.
00:47:01I can do anything for you.
00:47:03Oh, okay.
00:47:04No, piss off.
00:47:04He's drinking with me.
00:47:07What?
00:47:08Yeah, no.
00:47:16Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:19I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:21What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:47:32Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around?
00:47:38What if- what if I told you I could get it?
00:47:43Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:47:48Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:47:54What?
00:47:56You two.
00:47:57You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:00Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:11What are you- what are you talking- what is he talking about?
00:48:17Whoa!
00:48:18Whoa!
00:48:19Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:48:20Oh, my God.
00:48:21Okay, thanks.
00:48:22Spill alert!
00:48:23I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:25It was so good to see you.
00:48:26I'll see you two.
00:48:27Take care, okay?
00:48:28Bye.
00:48:29Let's- let's-
00:48:30Yeah, thanks.
00:48:52What are you doing?
00:48:54What am I doing?
00:48:56Come on!
00:48:57Get in!
00:48:58Absolutely not.
00:49:00What are you doing?
00:49:11Come on!
00:49:15Come on!
00:49:18Look at me!
00:49:21You've got to do it!
00:49:25Cool.
00:49:26Oh my god.
00:49:31Okay, fuck it.
00:49:32Hell yeah, boy.
00:49:53Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:04Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:13Marie!
00:50:15Go back to the circus!
00:50:19You think that's cool?
00:50:20Look at her. She looks like a mutant.
00:50:26There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:50:30Because you do?
00:50:55Something about you is irresistible.
00:50:58I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:23Where the hell am I?
00:51:25Okay, come on, guys.
00:51:26I want the lights hung.
00:51:27Hung above that right there.
00:51:31What are you doing?
00:51:32I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:51:34Just go take it, please.
00:51:41Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:51:46I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:51:48By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:51:52I'm not destroying anything.
00:51:54In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:51:57You'll see.
00:51:58I bet.
00:52:00Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:06Piper, Piper, you've got to get up that mountain right now.
00:52:10What's wrong?
00:52:12It's Holly.
00:52:13They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:16Come on, guys.
00:52:28Holly!
00:52:29Get out of here!
00:52:30Come on!
00:52:30Holly!
00:52:31Oh, about time.
00:52:33What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:52:35Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:52:38Holly, what are you doing?
00:52:39If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:52:48We didn't talk about this.
00:52:50We need soiled samples.
00:52:52Geological shit you don't understand.
00:52:54Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:52:58She has to go.
00:53:01You know what?
00:53:02No, Holly!
00:53:03Stay there!
00:53:04Get her out of here now!
00:53:07You're a liar.
00:53:09I'm...
00:53:10Piper, listen, I don't...
00:53:12You know what?
00:53:12Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:14I quit!
00:53:16And you can find your own way home!
00:53:19Piper!
00:53:20Piper!
00:53:23You know these hippies?
00:53:25They don't trim their pubes.
00:53:29What does that have to do with anything?
00:53:31I don't know.
00:53:32You figure it out.
00:53:33Never let the party die!
00:53:38Fuck.
00:53:41God bless everyone.
00:53:45Ew.
00:53:51Hello?
00:53:53Penelope, don't hang up.
00:53:54You have five seconds.
00:53:57Meet me for coffee.
00:53:58Please.
00:53:59No!
00:54:00I need to talk to you.
00:54:02Please.
00:54:05Fine.
00:54:07Whatever.
00:54:23I knew she wouldn't come.
00:54:30Well, here we go.
00:54:43Wait.
00:54:47What are you doing here?
00:54:51Wait.
00:54:54What are you doing here?
00:54:59I, uh...
00:55:05I wanted a coffee.
00:55:07Is that okay with you?
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Yeah, no.
00:55:12Of course.
00:55:13I just...
00:55:15I thought...
00:55:16You thought what?
00:55:19Nothing.
00:55:23You look really pretty.
00:55:34What?
00:55:36Well, I waited long enough.
00:55:49Go away.
00:55:50I'll leave you alone.
00:55:52Just one last favor.
00:55:53No.
00:55:55Please.
00:55:56Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:55:59Why?
00:55:59Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:04Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:06Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:09I think she hates me.
00:56:12Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:13She does.
00:56:14Fine.
00:56:15Leave it here and get out.
00:56:44It's...
00:56:47Beautiful.
00:56:49I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:56:59Hello?
00:57:02Hello?
00:57:03Mm-hmm.
00:57:10Thanks, the horse with boughs of honey.
00:57:13La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:57:16Tends the season to be jolly.
00:57:20La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:57:27La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:57:37Oh, my God.
00:57:38It's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:57:41A small coffee, please.
00:57:51He's coming over.
00:57:54He's coming over!
00:58:00Hi.
00:58:02Uh, hi.
00:58:05What's your name?
00:58:07Uh, I'm Pen... Penelope.
00:58:11Penelope, I'm Wes.
00:58:14Yeah, I know who you are.
00:58:21Just...
00:58:49Uh...
00:58:50Uh...
00:58:51Well...
00:58:54Bye!
00:58:59Bye!
00:59:01What are you doing?
00:59:03This dress is not for you.
00:59:06Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:08She wasn't home. I didn't want to leave it outside.
00:59:16I...
00:59:17I...
00:59:18I guess...
00:59:19You do look...
00:59:20Pretty good.
00:59:25Hudson Falls.
00:59:27We want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
00:59:31So, to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
00:59:36Miss...
00:59:36Winter...
00:59:38Taylor!
00:59:44Jesus Christ.
00:59:46What the fuck now?
00:59:47Taking off an interview, girl.
00:59:54Um...
00:59:55Hey.
00:59:56Oh!
00:59:57Um!
01:00:00Uh...
01:00:01Um...
01:00:03Oh, oh.
01:00:04Harry makes...
01:00:14Over it.
01:00:15No!
01:00:16Uncredible.
01:00:16Santa, next time, you was a friend or what?
01:00:24Santa, next time, here's a friend tour.
01:00:27Santa, next time, here's a friend tour.
01:00:49That was interesting.
01:00:53Yeah.
01:00:56That was just for you, baby.
01:00:59Yeah, it was really...
01:01:01It was, uh...
01:01:04Um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:08Here, take that, please.
01:01:10And a bear, dum-dum.
01:01:14What is she doing here?
01:01:16Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:01:19Thanks, Daddy.
01:01:21Wait, you're related?
01:01:24She's my little girl.
01:01:27That explains a lot.
01:01:31Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:01:35Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:01:37Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies?
01:01:48I went by Wes's office today.
01:01:50He wasn't there.
01:01:52Do you know anything about that?
01:01:54Slut.
01:01:56Yup.
01:01:57He was with me.
01:01:59No.
01:02:04Whoops!
01:02:07Whoops!
01:02:12What is wrong with you?
01:02:14What happened to your dress?
01:02:17Well, she just bumped into me.
01:02:18That is not true.
01:02:21Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:02:24Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:02:30Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art
01:02:39ski resort.
01:02:42Piper.
01:02:43Piper.
01:02:44Piper, wait.
01:02:45Piper.
01:02:48Piper.
01:02:49Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:02:53God, you and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:00Oh, my God.
01:03:03I'm ready to make more money than God.
01:03:05Oh, my God.
01:03:08Oh, my God.
01:03:14Oh, my God.
01:03:30but I mean it this time.
01:03:32Don't do it.
01:03:36God damn it.
01:03:45Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:03:48I don't know, I just...
01:03:50I always dreamt that maybe he would come back
01:03:53and we would fall in love.
01:03:58It's so stupid.
01:03:59God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:00Hey, hey.
01:04:03You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:06My son is.
01:04:08Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:13So angry.
01:04:19Um, I'm gonna go check on the turkey
01:04:23and get some more wine.
01:04:24Yeah, right back.
01:04:32Hi, Mom.
01:04:34Wesley Mandrake.
01:04:38You're on my shit list.
01:04:40I hope you know that.
01:04:44Ma, I...
01:04:47I'm sorry, all right?
01:04:53So,
01:04:55how's your wife?
01:04:59What?
01:05:02Your wife?
01:05:03How is she?
01:05:08I'm not sure.
01:05:11Yeah.
01:05:13I know.
01:05:27How do you know Piper?
01:05:37How do you know Piper?
01:05:40Piper?
01:05:42Piper who?
01:05:43It's Penelope.
01:05:44Your wife.
01:05:54Penelope Mandrake.
01:05:56Is Piper White?
01:06:00It's Penelope.
01:06:04Hi.
01:06:07Penelope.
01:06:11I didn't know.
01:06:13Doesn't matter anymore.
01:06:22This whole time?
01:06:23If you would have came back,
01:06:25you would have actually
01:06:26gotten to know me.
01:06:28I had to go.
01:06:30I had to.
01:06:31Yeah, because you thought
01:06:32that you were better
01:06:33than Hudson Falls.
01:06:34No.
01:06:36No.
01:06:37Then what?
01:06:40I had to leave.
01:06:42Why?
01:06:44That night,
01:06:46those men were after me,
01:06:48Piper.
01:06:49What is here?
01:06:51Oh my God,
01:06:52my nose.
01:06:52He broke my nose.
01:06:55I had to leave.
01:06:58I didn't have a choice.
01:07:00The men that were after me,
01:07:02they weren't going to stop.
01:07:04They were going to keep coming
01:07:05and coming and coming
01:07:06to get me.
01:07:07And my father,
01:07:09he took a loan out
01:07:10in my name
01:07:11before he died.
01:07:13Bullshit.
01:07:14You left because
01:07:14he never cared about me.
01:07:16Is that what you think?
01:07:18I've always looked out for you.
01:07:20You took pity on me.
01:07:23I protected you.
01:07:25Just like every other
01:07:26asshole that I've met.
01:07:27You're just like
01:07:27every other gold digger
01:07:28I've met.
01:07:29You don't know me.
01:07:30You were gone
01:07:31for the last five years.
01:07:32You just left me here.
01:07:34We had an agreement.
01:07:36What'd you want me to do?
01:07:38I wanted you to call me.
01:07:41I wanted you to come see me.
01:07:43I wanted you to do anything.
01:07:45Anything that showed
01:07:46that you actually
01:07:46gave a fuck about me.
01:07:49I loved you.
01:07:52I still love you.
01:07:54I always have.
01:07:55Don't you get that?
01:07:58No.
01:08:00I just thought
01:08:01it was about the money
01:08:02for you.
01:08:04It was never
01:08:05about the money.
01:08:08I just wanted you.
01:08:19I want you to go.
01:08:25And I want you to get out.
01:08:27And I want you to never come back.
01:08:29You destroyed our town.
01:08:30You don't even care.
01:08:31You're heartless.
01:08:34I'm heartless.
01:08:39You want me to leave?
01:08:41Is that what you want?
01:08:46You know what?
01:08:47Fine.
01:08:47Fine.
01:08:48I'll go back to Manhattan
01:08:50with my money
01:08:51and my rich friends
01:08:52and my fucking life.
01:08:54and you can stay
01:08:56right here.
01:08:58Just sit
01:09:00with all the other
01:09:01fucking losers.
01:09:03These poor fucks
01:09:04who won't amount
01:09:05to anything
01:09:06in their life.
01:09:07Go ahead.
01:09:08Knock yourself out.
01:09:11I hate you!
01:09:13I hate you!
01:09:17Get out!
01:09:18Get out!
01:09:19Get out!
01:09:24Just go.
01:09:26Please.
01:09:28Hey.
01:09:30Merry Christmas.
01:09:36Wes.
01:09:37Wes.
01:09:39Please, honey.
01:09:40Please stay.
01:09:41Stay.
01:09:41It's Christmas, okay?
01:09:43Mom, listen.
01:09:44I gotta go.
01:09:44I'll see you in the city
01:09:45for New Year's, okay?
01:09:47Honey, please.
01:09:49Just for once.
01:09:50No.
01:09:51I have to go.
01:09:52I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:03Good job.
01:10:09Deal's off.
01:10:12What the fuck
01:10:13did you just say?
01:10:17What the fuck
01:10:18did you just say?
01:10:20Pee-pee?
01:10:23Look at me.
01:10:24I am not your baby.
01:10:27I will never
01:10:28be with you, Winter.
01:10:30Daddy?
01:10:32Get back here.
01:10:33Get the fuck
01:10:34back here.
01:10:35Where to deal,
01:10:36you little shit?
01:10:39What was that?
01:10:41What was that?
01:10:42What was that?
01:10:52Do something!
01:11:02Cancel London.
01:11:05You take the chopper
01:11:06back to the city.
01:11:08I'll get my own ride.
01:11:09I need to be alone
01:11:10right now.
01:11:13Of course.
01:11:24Oh, and sir.
01:11:27Merry Christmas.
01:11:29Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:11:30Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:11:49Yeah, real nice!
01:11:54Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:10Manhattan, and if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you $1,000.
01:12:26I did it!
01:12:28I did it!
01:12:29I did it!
01:12:31I'm a hero!
01:12:40Here it is.
01:12:41Turn that one.
01:12:42You didn't have to.
01:12:52I love it.
01:12:53Let's get that.
01:12:55Okay.
01:12:55Let's go.
01:13:01Let's go.
01:13:22Let's go.
01:13:26What do you think?
01:13:27Hmm?
01:13:30What the hell are you doing?
01:13:33Let's go.
01:13:55Let's go.
01:13:57Let's go.
01:14:03Let's go.
01:14:24Let's go.
01:14:38Let's go.
01:14:49Let's go.
01:15:00Let's go.
01:15:03Let's go.
01:15:05Let's go.
01:15:07Let's go.
01:15:08Let's go.
01:15:09Let's go.
01:15:13Let's go.
01:15:32Let's go.
01:15:34Let's go.
01:15:36Let's go.
01:15:37Let's go.
01:15:52Let's go.
01:15:57Let's go.
01:16:03Let's go.
01:16:06Let's go.
01:16:12You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:16:16You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:16:18If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:16:23Piper.
01:16:24You okay?
01:16:29Where's my mother?
01:16:29She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:16:34Let me out!
01:16:42All right.
01:16:44I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:16:48You have my word.
01:16:51All you have to do is sign.
01:17:04Let me tell you, nobody fucks Hank Calhoun except Hank Calhoun.
01:17:15Got what we need.
01:17:33Forget my mother.
01:17:35You came back from me.
01:17:37I'll leave you again.
01:17:49No, Wes, look out!
01:18:04Oh, no, no, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't know.
01:18:14Wes, what's up?
01:18:15Wes, what's up?
01:18:17Get an ambulance.
01:18:18Call an ambulance, please.
01:18:21Jesus.
01:18:24Hyper.
01:18:26Hyper, look at me.
01:18:27Hey, go.
01:18:29Hey, go.
01:18:30He's...
01:18:31He's...
01:18:32Go.
01:18:34Hyper.
01:18:46Hey, Wes.
01:18:48Merry Christmas.
01:18:50Merry Christmas.
01:18:50Merry Christmas.
01:18:51Cheers.
01:18:54Merry Christmas.
01:18:55Merry Christmas.
01:19:02Merry Christmas.
01:19:03Merry Christmas.
01:19:07I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:19:11Here.
01:19:17Okay.
01:19:17You all right?
01:19:20Yeah.
01:19:23Just, I wish she was here.
01:19:53Oh, whoa, it's really coming down out there.
01:19:56Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:19:58Wait, wait, wait.
01:19:59I got it again.
01:19:59Oh.
01:20:00Sorry.
01:20:03Sorry I'm late.
01:20:05Mrs. Bell had her baby, a little boy.
01:20:07Oh.
01:20:08Good way.
01:20:34What was that for?
01:20:38Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:20:41Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:20:43Merry Christmas, Mr. Aldrin.
01:20:44I love that.
01:20:52Okay.
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