00:00Reminder, the stunts in this movie were performed by professionals.
00:03Hi, I'm Wee Man. I'm Ben Margera. I'm Preston Lacey. I'm Chris Pontius.
00:07So for your safety and the protection of those around you...
00:09I'm Dave England. I'm Danger Harry. I'm Steve-O. I'm Ryan Duck.
00:12Do not attempt any of the stunts you have just seen.
00:15Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville.
00:17Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass!
00:21Welcome to the first day of our last film.
00:24What are you feeling? Uh, I'm sad.
00:27Does it make you sad, Chris?
00:29No, I'm not in touch with my emotions.
00:34I would like to introduce you to our new cast member.
00:38Larry!
00:40Nice to meet you all. Big fans.
00:43Oh my gosh, he got you!
00:45Give me a fucking water so I can throw it on Larry.
00:5525 years and we haven't learned a goddamn thing.
00:58Can someone go get the shot collar for your penis?
01:01Poopy said he wants to try it.
01:03Hi, I'm Chris.
01:09You're taking it to a whole other level.
01:11Yep.
01:13Look pretty happy about it.
01:14If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.
01:35If you're gonna be tough, you gotta be tough.
01:38When you get knocked down, you gotta be tough.
01:38If you gotta be dumb, you gotta be tough.
01:40When you get knocked down
01:41And it's tough, sorry
01:42Ha ha ha ha ha
01:45And the stuff is not
01:47You got it in the stomach pretty good
01:50If you're gonna be dumb
01:52You gotta be dumb
01:54We are going to be making history today
01:57With the first robot prostate exam
01:59This is what jackass looks like at 50
02:01You see the finger on that thing?
02:03That's not a finger
02:04It's a claw
02:05Let's let it rip, baby
02:09Ahhhh
02:10Ahhhh
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