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00:00:05够年了
00:00:11快看
00:00:12来了
00:00:20聚联二五年
00:00:21风速三
00:00:22前置测量一百米
00:00:25目标
00:00:27锁定
00:00:27你
00:00:28他是我男人
00:00:30雪曼 你還要不要臉 全校誰不知道 林芳才是我男朋友
00:00:33林芳 你說 你到底選誰
00:00:36我和吳雙雙感情平淡 可好歹名正顏社
00:00:41但小雪曼道具我這麼久 現在又生米煮成熟飯
00:00:44這小子家真有錢 來上個學 家裡一天花一億
00:00:51來請我這個第一殺手給他當寶鞭 下面這兩個戀愛呢有服了
00:00:54No, you don't want to talk about it.
00:00:57Next year, you will come back with me.
00:01:01Let me get my mother.
00:01:03Once again, let me see who I am.
00:01:06Then I will take my wife home.
00:01:07I will take my wife home.
00:01:10My wife will be happy.
00:01:12Okay.
00:01:13Okay.
00:01:16Weird.
00:01:17How do you just have a child?
00:01:19No child?
00:01:20No child?
00:01:20No child?
00:01:24It's our youngest.
00:01:24whose mom is joining us.
00:01:25She will come back because she will be here for her little girl.
00:01:28Brother, can't he go?
00:01:31Come on.
00:01:31.
00:01:32I'll come by to the room for the cameras at church.
00:01:34Tomorrow, they will walk.
00:01:35My sister will get up there.
00:01:41.
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00:01:49They're all my friends.
00:01:51They're all my friends.
00:01:53After that,
00:01:54I'll take care of you later.
00:01:56This is a good one.
00:01:59It's a good one.
00:02:00It's a good one.
00:02:01It's a good one.
00:02:06Ma'am.
00:02:09Ma'am.
00:02:10Ma'am.
00:02:11Ma'am.
00:02:11Ma'am.
00:02:12Ma'am.
00:02:12Ma'am.
00:02:12Ma'am.
00:02:17Ma'am.
00:02:19Ma'am.
00:02:20Ma'am.
00:02:30Ma'am.
00:02:31Ma'am.
00:02:31Ma'am.
00:02:32Ma'am.
00:02:34Ma'am.
00:02:34Ma'am.
00:02:35Ma'am.
00:02:35Ma'am.
00:02:36Ma'am.
00:02:37Ma'am.
00:02:38Ma'am.
00:02:38Ma'am.
00:02:39Ma'am.
00:02:47Ma'am.
00:03:16controleanha妈你怎么来了双双林峰去年给你的那块玉珈为我卖了换了一套新房子我看这小子肯定是装穷的我给来看看怎么回事我也怀疑他装穷不然我怎么可能来这鸟不拉屎的地方我可看不上你所以咱就趁这个机会来她家探探�饼你
00:03:18If he's in prison, then I'll kill him.
00:03:22If he's in prison, we'll kill him.
00:03:23If he's in prison, we'll kill him.
00:03:26We'll kill him.
00:03:28Mom, you're so聪明.
00:03:31This is my brother.
00:03:32I'm not going to kill him.
00:03:34I'm fine.
00:03:35I'm in prison.
00:03:36I don't know if he's in prison.
00:03:37I don't know if he's in prison.
00:03:39I don't know if he's in prison.
00:03:42I'm not going to kill another one.
00:03:45Oh no, that's what's still there.
00:03:47What's my friend growing to us?
00:03:50Kidron, he's in prison.
00:03:51He's in prison, let's help him!
00:03:53He'll kill him.
00:03:55Call me, he can't sell him to you.
00:03:59This is his friend.
00:04:00His son's father was in prison.
00:04:01He will kill him.
00:04:02He told him, he was best to kill him.
00:04:04He had no sacrifice to kill him.
00:04:05He ate my friend's sentence twice.
00:04:10He's got one.
00:04:11It's not even the time I'm not even the time I've done it!
00:04:15We'll have to get to it!
00:04:17We'll have to get to it!
00:04:18Well, we'll have to be here to feed it!
00:04:21We'll be able to feed it!
00:04:23We'll be able to feed it!
00:04:24Let's get your help!
00:04:25The child is ready for a few days.
00:04:28Hisgrave is ready for us!
00:04:30Oh, you're right!
00:04:38That's not all the time.
00:04:39So, what do you think of this group of people like me so much?
00:04:43Oh, I'm sorry.
00:04:46You're the one who's the beautiful girl?
00:04:50You can't.
00:04:53You're not saying you're going to bring my wife back to me?
00:04:56Your wife's wife is so cute.
00:04:59What do you think of these people like me?
00:05:02I'm not sure.
00:05:03I'm not sure if you look at these people like me.
00:05:06It's me!
00:05:07But finally, it's all lost.
00:05:09However, I can't make you love knowing who I am.
00:05:13I'm a scoic at all.
00:05:16A friend, I will see you at home.
00:05:19Your wife's wife is so lame.
00:05:21She's in the middle of the house you don't like me.
00:05:24She's not fair to you.
00:05:26That's not what I want to do to me.
00:05:27She likes me this person.
00:05:30How?
00:05:33That's my house.
00:05:37What? That's your house.
00:05:39That's what the building is.
00:05:40The building, the building, the building, the building, the building, and the building.
00:05:48Where did you go?
00:05:49So much.
00:05:50Our friends, have a cup of coffee.
00:05:52We have a cup of coffee.
00:05:56The building is so important.
00:06:03How are you going to get here?
00:06:04We don't have a problem.
00:06:05Remember we don't have a problem.
00:06:08You don't have a problem.
00:06:10You're not a problem.
00:06:11We're not a problem.
00:06:13You're a big guy.
00:06:15You didn't want to see me as a poor guy.
00:06:15I can't wait to see me.
00:06:17I'll be fine.
00:06:20I'll be fine.
00:06:23He sent me so much.
00:06:25He's like a fool.
00:06:27How was it?
00:06:29You've been given me.
00:06:31Do you want me to pick up?
00:06:33Or do you want me to pick up?
00:06:34That's not me.
00:06:36It's not me to pick up.
00:06:38That's...
00:06:39I'm going to give you a small game.
00:06:41I'm not going to eat food.
00:06:44If you want to go to bed,
00:06:46I can get some food.
00:06:47I'm not going to buy it.
00:06:49If you want to buy it,
00:06:51it's not going to buy it.
00:06:52I don't want to buy it.
00:06:53I'm going to buy it.
00:06:54You're not going to buy it.
00:06:56I don't want to buy it.
00:06:58They know that you have to pay for it.
00:07:01Let's go ahead.
00:07:02What?
00:07:04No.
00:07:09No.
00:07:09No.
00:07:10I'll be waiting for you.
00:07:13If you're not going to pay for it,
00:07:18you're not going to pay me.
00:07:19You don't have a wife?
00:07:22It's not good for you.
00:07:23It's not good for you.
00:07:24From now on, I will never leave you with me.
00:07:26I will never leave you.
00:07:27You'll be careful.
00:07:28You'll be careful.
00:07:30You'll be careful.
00:07:31You'll be careful.
00:07:33Let's go.
00:07:35Let's go.
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:53Let's go.
00:07:54Let's go.
00:07:55Let's go.
00:07:55Let's go.
00:07:56Let's go.
00:08:06Who are you?
00:08:07You don't want to be careful.
00:08:11You don't want to be careful.
00:08:12How do you say that?
00:08:13How can you play?
00:08:15I never want to play here.
00:08:16The entire village is going to play with me.
00:08:17How do you play with me?
00:08:35You're all kind.
00:08:37Come on.
00:08:38You're all kind.
00:08:39No one has.
00:08:39No one has played with me.
00:08:39You're all kind.
00:08:41You're all together.
00:08:41You've got to play with me.
00:08:42You must look good.
00:08:44Let's go to my house.
00:08:45Let's go to my house.
00:08:50Look what they can do.
00:08:52Let's go.
00:08:55There's something to do with me.
00:08:56I want to see what I'm doing.
00:08:58Is there something to do with me?
00:09:02We've got a couple of questions.
00:09:03We've got a cup of coffee.
00:09:04Let's go to my house.
00:09:08Let's take a cup of coffee.
00:09:10Let's take a cup of coffee.
00:09:12Let's take a cup of coffee.
00:09:13Let's take a cup of coffee.
00:09:16Let's go.
00:09:27You're going to have a cup of coffee.
00:09:28What are you doing?
00:09:29This is a cup of coffee.
00:09:31I'm going to drink this cup.
00:09:33Let's drink this cup of coffee.
00:09:36I'll drink this cup of coffee.
00:09:37I'm going to drink this cup of coffee.
00:09:39I'm going to drink this cup of coffee.
00:09:40I'm going to drink this cup.
00:09:44I'll drink this cup.
00:09:47I'm going to drink this cup.
00:10:03I'm going to drink this cup.
00:10:05That's my pen.
00:10:07It looks like I put me in Nebraska.
00:10:09It looks strong.
00:10:10I'm going to get a cup of coffee.
00:10:11I'll drink this cup.
00:10:12I'll drink this cup.
00:10:14Count him to the 200%.
00:10:17I'mhertz.
00:10:19I've also seen a lot of people in the world.
00:10:21Let me see what kind of a city of山寨?
00:10:26What kind of city?
00:10:28What kind of city?
00:10:31That's what you drink.
00:10:33Let me take a sip.
00:10:43This is the wine of the Lord.
00:10:45It's been a long time for me, and it's been a long time since 1990.
00:10:49How could it be?
00:10:50I remember that at the end of the show,
00:10:52there was a secret secret to use 100 million dollars for the price.
00:11:03Now I can't remember.
00:11:05How could it be in this village?
00:11:07It's not possible!
00:11:08I don't know!
00:11:08How could it be in this village?
00:11:09I didn't have to buy it in the mill.
00:11:12I used to buy it in the mill.
00:11:13You should buy it in the mill.
00:11:47Oh
00:11:48Oh
00:11:49Oh
00:11:51Oh
00:11:52Oh
00:11:53Oh
00:11:53Oh
00:11:53It's 5,000,000.
00:11:55How do you say that?
00:12:01This is a good taste.
00:12:03What is this?
00:12:08Come on, come on.
00:12:13Hi.
00:12:22Come on.
00:12:32Come on.
00:12:37Come on.
00:12:38Come on.
00:12:38Pour the bottle of salt.
00:12:39He can deliver the delicious water.
00:12:42What is this living?
00:12:44I have to pay for her.
00:12:45I have the money to cook for Ibzana for a while.
00:12:47I'm sure you are with Ibzana.
00:12:51Do you like this?
00:12:52What about you, Ibzana?
00:12:53Don't you?
00:12:56Well, you're going to make a good job.
00:13:04This is the only one of the most famous people.
00:13:07The only one of the most famous people.
00:13:11But he sent this one of the most beautiful things.
00:13:14It's a very natural jewel.
00:13:16It's a very nice jewel.
00:13:18This is a good thing.
00:13:20You don't know where it's from.
00:13:22That's what I'm going to do with you.
00:13:22What's the reason?
00:13:26X2拿出这好东西,凌峰那小子肯定死了
00:13:29,他恐怕这辈子就没见过这种人
00:13:36,恐怕还打孝佳。小枫,去把你那个小时候玩的溜溜带拿来。好像人船底下了
00:13:40,我去找找。只要把肖佳押下去
00:13:45,他们就反对不了我跟曼曼了。我一定要跟曼曼结婚的。
00:13:50一会儿,要是拿几个破玻璃珠子
00:14:10,就笑死了。让我看看这啥玩意儿。美老猪?
00:14:14这是全球最贵的珍珠,你想说玩这个啊
00:14:17?价值连长
00:14:18,他这种品项
00:14:22,至少上千万。上千万
00:14:26?我以前送给小明星一个小拇指大小的脸珠
00:14:29,比小明星都高兴地陪我通向了好久
00:14:31,为什么有这么大的,就好了。曼曼,这颗你先拿着
00:14:38,等以后啊,
00:14:39我给你凑齐一串项链,再送给你。哼哼。什么
00:14:44?一颗还不够
00:14:45,你还要?给他穿珍珠项链
00:14:48?冯
00:14:50,谢谢你,但我不能要。装什么情况
00:14:56?先中啊。不不不,
00:15:10以后啊,我就把他们都磨成粉
00:15:13,给你泡茶喝,美容养颜。你疯了
00:15:16,这颗上千万
00:15:18,真有势无将
00:15:19,你就把你捏碎了泡茶喝?
00:15:29这,可是蒋公子送给曼曼的。嗯
00:15:32?小枫,我记得你房间的吊灯上
00:15:37,有一圈钻
00:15:38,你去抠下来一颗
00:15:42,送给你媳妇。好嘞。
00:15:45他们说的,是塑料壳片
00:15:48,这屋子,上面,肯定拿不出好东西。曼曼
00:16:04,这颗最好看
00:16:08,送给你。我们
00:16:09,会一直在一起。
00:16:11随便从吊灯上摘掩盒下来,就敢冒充钻石
00:16:15?我再说天底下,有这么大的分算。真正的钻石啊
00:16:21,会起荧光反应。你敢给我看看吗
00:16:38?嗯。这,真的有荧光反应?
00:16:49确实是真傻伙。确实是真傻伙。你
00:16:50,去,去把那个白箭拿出来。金佛。看到没有
00:17:02,这尊金佛
00:17:04,起码有百年历史。
00:17:07我花了一千万把它买下来的。你们呐
00:17:09,这乡村这么偏僻
00:17:10,恐怕,连这个都没看过吧。我靠
00:17:15,一千万。这是放在我家里当白箭
00:17:16,这多有面子啊。比起这金佛
00:17:19,刚才你那瓶红酒算什么玩意儿。林芳
00:17:22,你还拿得出比这更有价值的东西吗?
00:17:24老封,去你六叔公呢。他让你帮他保存的那个金葫芦
00:17:29,拿出来。刘二爷
00:17:34,品鉴品鉴。好嘞。
00:17:39嗯。六叔公
00:17:41,一个农村的老头
00:17:45,能拿出什么好东西。他不是在路边捡的
00:17:48,霍烂火木啊。别出来丢人现眼了。我倒要看看
00:17:53,他可以拿出什么不入流的玩意儿。啊?
00:17:58啊?啊
00:18:00?啊
00:18:11?不会吧。这个葫芦
00:18:17,起码有三千年的历史。比我这个金佛还贵。这。起码
00:18:19,起码价值五千万啊。啊!
00:18:24Quadrakill
00:18:26Quadrakill
00:18:26Quadrakill
00:18:27Quadrakill
00:18:27Quadrakill
00:18:30六叔公说
00:18:32这玩意儿摆在屋里占的地方
00:18:34让我随便处理
00:18:35没想到
00:18:36什么值钱
00:18:36我们村的老人家
00:18:39就喜欢收藏这种老物件
00:18:41随手丢储物件
00:18:42没想到
00:18:43让二爷这么惊讶
00:18:47把我几个元太的
00:18:48清华词
00:18:49云龙文大官的照片
00:18:50给我拿出来
00:19:01这是我花五千万拍下来的清华词
00:19:03你们村有吗
00:19:04你这词惯是防屁啊
00:19:05防屁
00:19:06我请了专家鉴定过
00:19:08怎么可能是假的
00:19:09你这穷小子呀
00:19:11肯定是嫉妒我们小家的底润
00:19:12故意再找他
00:19:13真品元带清华词啊
00:19:15右色温润
00:19:16像玉一样通透
00:19:17龙文笔触灵动
00:19:19鳞片层次分明
00:19:21眼睛有神
00:19:22你这个词惯
00:19:23这幼色跟发僵了一样
00:19:25像被涂上了一层漆
00:19:26龙文线条呆板
00:19:28鳞片模糊不清
00:19:30眼神呆滞
00:19:31没有一点灵气啊
00:19:33没有一点灵气啊
00:19:35这 嗯
00:19:35嗯
00:19:38嗯
00:19:40嗯
00:19:40嗯
00:19:40还有啊
00:19:41真品元带清华词冠的底款
00:19:43大明宣德年制
00:19:45中的德字
00:19:46一般都少一横
00:19:47这是当年的制式
00:19:49你这个德字
00:19:50老完整了
00:19:51一看就是典型的防品特征
00:19:54是值
00:19:55谁捉五万吗
00:20:04我明明请卓家签订过
00:20:05我可是花了五千万
00:20:08我们家的林峰啊
00:20:10从小就跟着村里的老学匠
00:20:12学习辨别古董
00:20:13这个老学匠啊
00:20:14是以前博物馆的馆长
00:20:15退休以后回到村里的
00:20:17小峰跟他学了这几年
00:20:18辨别真假的能力
00:20:19比那些所谓的专家
00:20:21那得靠谱得多啊
00:20:24我们村里的老物件啊
00:20:26都是由林峰帮忙看的
00:20:28从来就没有看错过
00:20:29峰 你也太厉害了吧
00:20:33什么都懂
00:20:34也就是跟长辈学了点皮毛
00:20:37要走的路还很长呢
00:20:41小峰这孩子太谦虚了
00:20:42老学就常说呀
00:20:45这孩子是他见过最有天赋的学生
00:20:46像这种古董剑上啊
00:20:48早就超过他了
00:20:50四叔啊
00:20:52小峰不是名门市家
00:20:54这么拿出来的东西一个比一个强
00:20:57是不是想将外墙中干
00:20:58现在只能靠山寨五成长面了
00:21:05啊
00:21:06林峰 你们村到底藏了多少宝贝啊
00:21:10这些都是长辈流传下来的
00:21:13具体我也不知道有多少
00:21:15啊
00:21:16好好好好 古董屋算你们在行
00:21:21敢不敢比现代跑车啊
00:21:22啊
00:21:23来
00:21:27赶快联系李管家把我车库的视频投射过来
00:21:28看到没有
00:21:30这些车加起来价值一个亿
00:21:33你们啊 恐怕是这辈子都没见过跑车吧
00:21:39我想恐怕连车钥匙都没摸过
00:21:40全是跑车
00:21:42林峰 你敢比呢
00:21:45哼
00:21:45跑车可不是古董
00:21:47这个可没法靠宿伤以为
00:21:49这些才是真财富
00:21:53一个农村穷小子怎么可能会有跑车呀
00:21:54刚才呢
00:21:55还算有些本事
00:21:57但跑车
00:21:58林峰 你绝对没有
00:22:00就是 还不如是做梦
00:22:01梦里什么都有
00:22:03四叔
00:22:04来
00:22:09这是你之前让我帮你保存的卡片
00:22:11什么破卡
00:22:12上面自己都磨死了
00:22:13什么都看不起
00:22:14一张破卡
00:22:16什么心情
00:22:17怕不是林峰不敢比
00:22:19开始装风卖傻了
00:22:23打上面的电话
00:22:27还装呢
00:22:28不见黄河 不死心
00:22:30有本事啊
00:22:32就开外放听听啊
00:22:35你好
00:22:37这里是地图号车托管公司
00:22:39请问有什么能帮你
00:22:43我是KWYU五个八的会员
00:22:44请问您的会员密码是多少
00:22:46林峰2002 1216
00:22:49密码是林峰的名字和生日啊
00:22:52这卡真是他的
00:22:53曾经的至尊白金会员先生
00:22:56请问您是要处置
00:22:57托管在我司的那些好车吗
00:22:59现在都有哪些车
00:23:02您目前在我司拖管公司
00:23:04是年918三两
00:23:05马拉雷两两
00:23:06他家你一辆
00:23:07阿斯顿马丁万七七一辆
00:23:09来获吉尼主要一辆
00:23:11来凯七辆
00:23:12我家里为龙和为好车一辆
00:23:14嗯
00:23:14您看有没有你了
00:23:26这小子竟然真有好车
00:23:29我那几辆便宜货算是白烧的
00:23:31全是限量超
00:23:32都能把一个豪华车斩了
00:23:37反正都是些破玩意儿
00:23:39那个
00:23:39只要慢慢喜欢
00:23:41把他们全部拆机卖了就行
00:23:49有艇 私人飞机 房屋 是吧
00:23:53小凤 去你那个杂物间
00:23:56把你那个筐子搬进来
00:23:58让二爷看看
00:23:59筐子里放了不少弓箭
00:24:01要是真有有艇和飞机
00:24:03二爷就不能阻止我和妈妈在一起了吧
00:24:06好嘞
00:24:25四叔 还好小时候上茅房消耗了一些
00:24:28不然我这 真扛不动了
00:24:31哎呀
00:24:32什么呀 不就一队破纸吗
00:24:45阳光花园城产权正
00:24:48咱买的新房就是在阳光花园城啊
00:24:50这个楼盘总共有33栋
00:24:52雷栋有42层呢
00:24:53还有游艇 游轮16艘 四人飞机6架
00:24:59公司机9点20几架 还有一大堵公司股权
00:25:02嗯
00:25:03嗯
00:25:04嗯
00:25:05嗯
00:25:06嗯
00:25:07嗯
00:25:07嗯
00:25:07嗯
00:25:07嗯
00:25:08嗯
00:25:19嗯
00:25:21嗯
00:25:39嗯
00:25:43嗯
00:25:45嗯
00:25:45嗯
00:25:47嗯
00:25:47嗯
00:25:47嗯
00:25:48I'm going to open you eyes.
00:25:50At once.
00:25:52Six.
00:25:52Six.
00:25:54Six.
00:25:54Six.
00:25:54Six.
00:25:59Hold on.
00:26:01I'll see how much.
00:26:03How many?
00:26:07Oh, the year is out.
00:26:08Six.
00:26:13Six.
00:26:16Six.
00:26:17You can't eat.
00:26:18I can't eat.
00:26:21It's not possible!
00:26:23You're a fool!
00:26:23How many money can I have?
00:26:29Pentecum!
00:26:37I'm not gonna die.
00:26:38I'm not gonna die.
00:26:42You're not gonna die.
00:26:43You're not gonna die.
00:26:47T'rape!
00:26:48Si!
00:26:59To theでしょう!
00:27:01T'rape!
00:27:02Just to turn it on to you.
00:27:03Don't pay me.
00:27:04Take a minute.
00:27:06Please.
00:27:06You don't want to be paying for this.
00:27:07You don't want to be paid for it.
00:27:21I'm your son.
00:27:22We're our daughter.
00:27:24What's your son?
00:27:25This is for a little more money.
00:27:27You've been a little more money than you?
00:27:28I have to leave her.
00:27:31I have to take her to her.
00:27:34I'm going to take her to her.
00:27:35I'm going to take her to her.
00:27:35也配
00:27:36漫漫
00:27:39你将来是要代表肖家和其他豪门联姻的
00:27:40而不是便宜这种穷山沟里的臭小子
00:27:43能配上漫漫的
00:27:44至少是百年世间的嫡孙
00:27:48一或者是降门之后一方封疆大使之子
00:27:50漫漫
00:27:50实话告诉你
00:27:52在你出生的时候
00:27:53一时便诊断
00:27:54你是极寒之体
00:27:56极寒之体
00:27:57董珊
00:27:59告诉他极寒之体的弊端
00:28:01极寒之体
00:28:02兵激其夫
00:28:04虽生得美若天仙
00:28:06但此人有一致命缺点
00:28:08每逢初一十五
00:28:10便会寒气反噬
00:28:12倍感煎熬
00:28:13冯
00:28:14对不起
00:28:16我不知道
00:28:17没事
00:28:19这种怪病
00:28:21我师尊他老人家可以医治
00:28:24只要你乖乖跟三爷回去
00:28:26从此跟这臭小子断了往来
00:28:28我师尊便救你
00:28:29漫漫
00:28:30实话告诉你
00:28:31这种病好好养着
00:28:34也活不过二十岁
00:28:35极寒之体可不是开玩笑的
00:28:38来人
00:28:39按住他
00:28:40强行把药喂下去
00:28:41然后带他回宵家
00:28:47你
00:28:48小小极寒之体
00:28:51我们小枫辛苦带回来的媳妇
00:28:53还能让这点小毛病逼死
00:28:55苦婆婆 您来了
00:28:58苦婆
00:28:59原来是她
00:29:01师娘
00:29:03请将一仙藏经传授给我
00:29:06我一定好好的孝敬你
00:29:13苦婆婆是村里长辈之一
00:29:14她眼睛看不见
00:29:15整天都在祠堂里晒太阳
00:29:17哪也不去
00:29:18我本来不想惊动婆婆
00:29:19但是我怕我搞不定那个老东西
00:29:22疯老太婆
00:29:24竟敢说极寒之体好医治
00:29:26很难嘛
00:29:27小仙女 你过来
00:29:29婆婆 我在这儿
00:29:31小枫
00:29:34你们在一起多久了
00:29:36三十八天
00:29:37那正合适
00:29:40你媳妇的极寒之体
00:29:42由你来医最合适
00:29:45婆婆
00:29:47我 我也不会看病啊
00:29:50你相信我吧
00:29:51你们进屋
00:29:53把门窗都关好
00:29:54听婆婆的指挥
00:29:56好
00:30:20这家好牛
00:30:21你倒是东方不败没死
00:30:23这是世传已久的玄丝枕脉
00:30:26这老婆子什么来头
00:30:30肯定是忽悠的
00:30:32明风要是会治病啊
00:30:33那我是绝世神医
00:30:35绝世
00:30:36小枫
00:30:38就交给你了
00:30:44我哪会治病啊
00:30:45以前婆婆倒是交给我
00:30:47给朱万威治病了
00:30:49小枫
00:30:50相信你自己
00:30:52嗯
00:30:54嗯
00:30:57嗯
00:31:07嗯
00:31:11嗯
00:31:21Oh, my God.
00:31:49你们看,萧姑娘的脸色红润白亮,真正好了。不可能
00:31:53,这世上除了我,明明没有人可以以饥寒之体。求神医
00:32:06,救救我吧。这两人已病无高空
00:32:10,正好可以用来刁难这老太婆。
00:32:13苦婆婆,你去发一下慈悲心,救一下他们两个,让他们也过一个好年。这不难。小枫
00:32:23,你拿百花玉香蜜来。小枫
00:32:29,这是我教你那样的蜂蜜。你的手艺可比我厉害多了。
00:32:30两滴蜂蜜可以治病,可笑。他们是没招了
00:32:35,开始装神弄鬼了。
00:32:48太舒服了。哇
00:32:52,我感觉回身太有力量了。这小子医术竟然在我之上
00:32:54,不可能。谢谢神医。
00:33:00谢谢神医。没有。原来是传说中的药神林念英
00:33:03,隐藏在这小山村。敌人薛长盛
00:33:05,在此有礼了。药神林念英,擅长培育宝药。锁链香蜜
00:33:10,可亦数种疑难杂症,乃绝是珍宝。
00:33:13小子,别窝在这个小山村了。你我联手
00:33:18,天下无敌,快随老夫出山,明阳天下吧。这有点为难我了。我呢
00:33:29,只想和我们家慢慢好好过日子。什么明阳天下呀
00:33:36,不想要。数字无理,本来是一老夫的面子请不动你了。嗯。
00:33:54不答应就用死人来吓唬人,太不厚道了吧。就是。这人不是僵尸吧。这并非死尸
00:33:57,而是活人。既是活人
00:33:59,为何要穿着这样?还不把人放出来
00:34:01,不怕把人闷死吗?不可。颖姑
00:34:04,你可知道这是什么祸害?连这都不知道
00:34:07,什么神医,我看就是唬人。这有何难。
00:34:11小枫,你把手放在他头上,你便知晓了。我还以为是什么牛鬼蛇神
00:34:33,原来是九难毒体呀。你怎么知道这是九难毒体?虽有防护符的遮挡
00:34:37,但毒气依旧渗出。如此强的毒障
00:34:39,除了九难毒体。
00:34:41还能是什么?诸位可要小心了
00:34:45,九难毒体一出,便会有毒物靠近。不如,我,我。小心脚下
00:34:59!小枫,去屋里拿来熊黄跟石灰。好。
00:35:07哎呀,天连连,地连连,附近神仙,快仙,灵。如此一来
00:35:23,毒物暂时便不会靠近了。
00:35:23九难毒体,乃是百毒之源。寻常毒物都会趋之若鹜
00:35:35,普通的药物根本没法驱散。时间越久,聚集的毒物便会越多。除非……除非你能解九难之毒。
00:35:38这事上没有一人可解,可他早就死了。要是没人解得了
00:35:47,今天大家都休想出去了。大不了我们坐直升机飞走
00:35:49,而某些相巴了,这辈子只能待在这儿,于是隔绝的破山村了。那请一定要带带我们呀。好说好说
00:35:56,你们要点脸行吗?三伯
00:35:59,你用这样下三乱的手段威胁别人
00:36:03,会免也太过分了。他们不是天下无敌吗?有本事解了这九难毒体的毒。
00:36:06你……那我不
00:36:08,把他扔下山得了?完了,他是不是听见我们说要把他扔下山了
00:36:18?不能丢,九难毒体都是孩子,而且本事都非常可怜。很多毒师
00:36:23,为了催炼出剧毒,会不断地给他们喂食毒药
00:36:26,直到筛选出,他们满意的超级毒体。所谓的,九难毒体,就是,为了九九八十一铁。
00:36:35试了,九九八十一种剧毒,依然不死的,可怜亦累,一旦被炼成九难毒体,他接触的,活人,牲畜,都难逃一死,甚至,他触及的草木,都会枯萎。
00:36:52竟然有小孩练毒,死灵天灵。大难临头了
00:36:57,你们还有心思关心这怪物?你把人带过来
00:37:00,就在这说风凉话,还威胁大家,你配当人吗?我并非有意陷害你们
00:37:05,我是听说,此间有什么世外高人,我就带小孩过来求您医治吧。
00:37:11这毒,薛老虽解不了,但却能压制。你们若是束手无策
00:37:16,便答应不再纠缠慢慢,我们便把这姑娘带走,放春子一条生路,如何?怎么不好哼了,有本事你们就解了。风
00:37:25,要不,我先跟他们回去,你等我两天
00:37:31,我会想办法来找你。他们肯定会软禁你,我不能让你冒这个险。
00:37:38你们还真以为小风没有本事啊,极寒肢体他都能医治,再救济一个救难毒体,又何法?老婆子疯了吧
00:37:47,竟敢说出如此大话,除非太阳打西边出来,我才信这小子能解。小风,把他放出来。不可
00:37:54,这救难毒体一旦放了出来
00:37:56,周围屋里之内,人处都要遭殃,你要害死我们吗?四度难解,灵风,你只有解救师父啊?
00:38:02当年我师父说过,世上只有一人能解,但此人已经先逝了,若执意把他放出来,乃是害人害己,自寻死路。哪来那么多废话
00:38:13?小风,放人,其他人,往后退。当真只流风一人吗
00:38:23?慢慢,你放心吧,你先跟他们回去
00:38:26,走吧。
00:38:40这老婆子怕是疯了吧,竟然让这小子去纵死。婆婆
00:38:42,我,不行吧。
00:38:46这里能治的人救你了,小风,你放心去吧。嗯
00:38:49,好,好,好。灵风好像和大家不一样
00:38:54,难道他不是普通人?别碰我,你会像之前那些人一样
00:38:59,身体一肉眼可见的速度溃了,最后只剩一具白骨。把他扶起来。
00:39:02把他扶起来。为了能和妈妈在一起
00:39:05,就算没命,我也要试试。
00:39:21按钮,就算没说。那小子竟然没事。呃
00:39:23,呃。呃,呃。呃。呃
00:39:26,呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。那小子竟然没事
00:39:27?只是侥幸罢了
00:39:29,要想解毒
00:39:36,绝不可能。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。呃。
00:39:38婆婆 我该怎么办 我教你一套口诀 要解九难毒体 这个口诀必须你来念他奏效
00:39:50可是 如果我不行 小凤 你相信自己
00:39:57好 为了慢慢 我一定先
00:40:10这婆子竟然能隔空传音呢
00:40:19等于零 解答X为负四
00:40:22在念一云二四方程 我还以为这小子有什么真本事 笑死我了
00:40:27看来被逼疯了 在胡言乱语了
00:40:30成的没办法 被逼疯了 这小子
00:40:32这下怎么收拾 疲疯啊 刚刚就不该扯 现在只能乱练了
00:40:37只能乱练了
00:40:47解答X等于负八和四
00:40:49负根去除病造 正根 重建新生
00:40:54解
00:41:08这
00:41:09这
00:41:14这
00:41:23那小姑娘怎么站起来了
00:41:24不好 快逃
00:41:26逃什么
00:41:27我看这小姑娘 也挺可爱的
00:41:30我第一次见九难毒体 竟然能够站起来
00:41:33足念几句方程式 做解读了
00:41:38别方 你嫂子真闪了 怎么做到的
00:41:41嗯
00:41:42嗯
00:41:43嗯
00:41:45哎呀
00:41:46唉
00:41:48唉
00:41:49学好数理化 走遍天下 咱都不怕
00:41:53啊
00:41:54嗯
00:41:57做大的山村助他一个年轻人
00:41:58其他招备都拿他当宝
00:42:00用诡异的事 村民各个卧虎藏龙
00:42:03四书富可敌国去吃康宴菜
00:42:08虎婆过医术那天去整天躺着晒太阳
00:42:09使不定待会还冒出来什么妖孽
00:42:14毒物都散了
00:42:15玄老 快出手教训这帮泥腿子
00:42:17哎 哎 哎 师父
00:42:21我是小蝎子啊 师父
00:42:24怎么跪地上了
00:42:25刚才不是 还豪哼得很吗
00:42:28徒弟小蝎子
00:42:29薛老 快起来 这成何体统啊
00:42:32你别管我
00:42:32哎 师父
00:42:33我是小蝎子啊 师父
00:42:35古幽若 百年情第一审议
00:42:37人称妙首回冲 诸有术会依法其书
00:42:41乃世间名医之罪
00:42:45古幽若 您是小蝎子
00:42:47你是京城第一审议 古幽若
00:42:48古幽若在这个破山村里
00:42:50师父 师父
00:42:52你想起托儿了吗
00:42:53你起来吧
00:42:54老神早已跟你恩断义尽了
00:42:56师父
00:42:57我这些年一直在找你
00:43:00我想给你尽孝啊 师父
00:43:02哈哈
00:43:02你这般地上下气
00:43:05不过是想从老神手里
00:43:07匡骗一仙藏经
00:43:08卑鄙无耻
00:43:10师父 我
00:43:11老神
00:43:12早已把一仙藏经
00:43:14灌输到这孩子脑海里
00:43:16老神早已一望殆尽
00:43:19婆婆
00:43:22我什么时候学会了一仙藏经啊
00:43:23每天晚上睡着的时候
00:43:25你学的可不止婆婆的手艺
00:43:28莫非龙峰每天晚上都会敲晕
00:43:30与这些有关
00:43:31师父
00:43:36你不把一仙藏经传给我就罢了
00:43:37怎么传给这个外人
00:43:39感情这老东西刚才细经附铁
00:43:41现在分裂不认人了
00:43:42真丢人
00:43:44三弟
00:43:45怎么样
00:43:46二哥
00:43:46现在情况如何
00:43:47这些乡八佬
00:43:48他们俯卵了没有
00:43:49二哥
00:43:50不但没是夫人家
00:43:52还让人丢了面子
00:43:53二哥
00:43:55三弟
00:43:57咬人
00:43:58快咬人
00:43:58想我们楚家的军师
00:44:01楚大师
00:44:10楚大师
00:44:11您可算来了
00:44:12这香叶小子不知天高地厚
00:44:14不仅顶撞我肖家
00:44:15还仰言要取曼吗
00:44:16二哥都被他气得晕厥过去了
00:44:18您可得替我们做主啊
00:44:20肖家
00:44:21世代书香门第
00:44:22何时竟合着你腿子又纠正
00:44:24一个臭小子
00:44:25也敢染指
00:44:26肖家前进
00:44:28大师
00:44:28您有所不知
00:44:29这小子邪门的
00:44:31不仅治好了漫漫的极寒之体
00:44:33身上还藏着不少宝贝
00:44:34仗着有村民撑腰
00:44:36不知天高地厚
00:44:37这次您一定要出手
00:44:39好好教训教训他
00:44:45小小姐
00:44:46吃下这颗灵丹妙药
00:44:47你的身体便可在数十之内
00:44:49全部恢复元气
00:44:50楚大师乃当世丹王
00:44:53一颗药价值过亿
00:44:54京城许多年事已高的老富豪
00:44:56都是靠着楚大师的丹药续命
00:44:58这么鸟
00:45:00这个人好像比刚刚那个姓虚的厉害些
00:45:02连者不受接来之时
00:45:04你的那些破丹药
00:45:06就留着去哄那些大富豪吧
00:45:09小丫头
00:45:11今日你不谢一顾
00:45:13来人除了事情
00:45:14再来哀求
00:45:15本座
00:45:16本座
00:45:17你都不理你
00:45:17你可要
00:45:19想清楚了
00:45:20哪来的小屁孩
00:45:21练出几颗老鼠药
00:45:23就拿着当宝贝来药物扬威了
00:45:26三叔公
00:45:26什么人
00:45:28敢辱骂楚大师
00:45:34竟敢回本座一葫芦丹
00:45:35今天就算天王老子来了
00:45:37你们也有他善良
00:45:38不得善良
00:45:38完蛋了
00:45:40这颗丹药价值上千万
00:45:42能怀疑葫芦
00:45:43这老头咋过麦体也赔不起啊
00:45:45凌方是有钱
00:45:46他无辜被载几百亿
00:45:48换谁能乐意啊
00:45:51多少钱
00:45:52你开个价吧
00:45:54我不要钱
00:45:55就要赔我丹
00:45:56什么一颗
00:45:57老子放火烧了你们这个村子
00:45:59我还以为
00:46:00是什么稀奇宝贝
00:46:02原来是垃圾下的丹药
00:46:06小峰
00:46:08你闲来无事练的那些药丸子呢
00:46:09拿出来给他一颗
00:46:12你竟敢说本座的丹是垃圾
00:46:14你
00:46:15哎呀 行了
00:46:16别逼逼了
00:46:17给你俩
00:46:20楚大师的丹
00:46:21是灰黑色的
00:46:22凌方的街是雪白色
00:46:24丹看卖相
00:46:27凌方的丹明显更高级啊
00:46:30这
00:46:31这是中品丹药
00:46:33越是雪白
00:46:33光泽越好的白丹
00:46:35这小子
00:46:36随便拿出一颗
00:46:38就抵得上楚大师
00:46:38一个葫芦了
00:46:42不可能
00:46:44他怎么会有这种东西
00:46:45臭小子
00:46:46有没有大量跟老子比一比
00:46:48跟你比
00:46:49小屁孩
00:46:50去玩泥巴巴
00:46:51要是不比
00:46:52今天你和这个臭小子
00:46:54就得从老子当下钻过去
00:46:56否则
00:46:56老子都有所有人脉
00:46:58让你们这破村子
00:46:59鸡犬不宁
00:47:00是不得宁静
00:47:02三叔公
00:47:03咱比不比啊
00:47:04比
00:47:05你来
00:47:06我
00:47:09哎呀
00:47:10哎呀
00:47:12三叔公
00:47:13这楚大师名号那么香
00:47:15我可比不过他吧
00:47:17你行
00:47:18你
00:47:18哎呀
00:47:19哎呀
00:47:21好
00:47:22我一定要和曼曼在一起
00:47:24拼了
00:47:29我来做裁判
00:47:30这臭小子如果输了
00:47:32就让我们带走曼曼
00:47:33如果楚大师输了
00:47:35就留下来
00:47:36在林家村
00:47:36挑分一年
00:47:37哎
00:47:38楚大师
00:47:39我们不会输了
00:47:40嗯
00:47:42叫上野激情的炼丹
00:47:44是大比拼了吗
00:47:45来人
00:47:45上丹炉
00:47:48这炼丹嘛
00:47:49跟蒸馒头
00:47:50没什么差别
00:47:51小枫
00:47:52交给你了
00:47:53开始吧
00:47:54好
00:48:03大师
00:48:04那边有药师
00:48:05林念英提供药材
00:48:06您得当心了
00:48:07这炼丹之道
00:48:08关键在于手艺
00:48:10这小子
00:48:11肯定不能赢本座
00:48:12大师
00:48:13您这是要炼什么丹啊
00:48:15青红丹
00:48:16嗯
00:48:23大师
00:48:24大师
00:48:25您这是
00:48:25Trying to be alive
00:48:27别省张
00:48:28想 Estate
00:48:29余ateg《 bescold》
00:48:29别省张
00:48:29唉
00:48:31这傢伙居然作弊
00:48:32拿别 anybody
00:48:34拿其他高人的杰作来冒充
00:48:36那臭小子在活面
00:48:37那臭小子在活面
00:48:38人自由
00:48:40Oh, this is...
00:48:51What kind of stuff?
00:48:52The card is still working on the card.
00:48:55Let's see.
00:48:59Look.
00:49:01Good.
00:49:02Good.
00:49:03Good.
00:49:03Good.
00:49:04金鸿丹
00:49:09小子 就算你勉强把丹炼出 也敌不过本作的金鸿丹
00:49:23这
00:49:29这小子竟然争了一锅大馒头
00:49:31我就说嘛 那临头怎么可能会练丹 治病嘛 勉强算可以 但练丹 一般人可不会
00:49:53什么东西 好亮啊
00:49:59别以为你戏法骗得厉害 但就比我强 朱大师 你败了
00:50:05本作是丹王 怎么可能败
00:50:06不说 您看自己手上
00:50:11我的丹 我的金鸿丹呢
00:50:17林峰炼的是极品丹药 周围百丈之内的丹药都会被瞬间夺走精气 灰飞烟灭
00:50:25不 不可能 这怎么可能
00:50:34堂堂堂丹王 竟然梳理一个农村小子
00:50:36别疯祸伤
00:50:39别疯祸伤
00:50:40好 谢谢
00:50:44小二爷
00:50:46再摇人啊
00:50:47继续堵 别怂
00:50:49到此为止吧
00:50:50再闹下去 恐怕会伤了我们小姐的根本呢
00:50:54别忘了
00:50:56咱们小家百年基业是怎么立足的
00:50:59我本来不想见到老原子还有大哥
00:51:01但是他们明完不灵
00:51:04就想管我们小家不留情面
00:51:06还是让大哥来处理吧
00:51:07他是曼曼的父亲
00:51:09以后他出面最好不过了
00:51:20走曼曼
00:51:21吃丹药了 来
00:51:28吃了这个以后啊
00:51:31你的身体可以倍儿棒
00:51:34你真好
00:51:36不过 我有件事要跟你坦白
00:51:38什么事啊
00:51:43我爸大概不会同意我们在一起
00:51:45嗯 为什么
00:51:48我爸他是战队的将领
00:51:50他的心愿就是
00:51:52我能找一个能带领千军万马的刚义男儿
00:51:54牺牲他的一波
00:51:55我
00:51:59现在去当兵还来得及吗
00:52:02想什么呢
00:52:03我要是听他的话
00:52:04我就不会跟你在一起了
00:52:14那怎么今晚先把事办了
00:52:17然后等你爸来了
00:52:18我就听他骂挨他打呗
00:52:20好不好
00:52:22你们小两口啊
00:52:24你们小两口啊
00:52:24就把心放到肚子里去吧
00:52:26就算天塌下来了
00:52:28也有爸跟全村的乡亲们
00:52:30帮你们顶着
00:52:33小仙女啊
00:52:35这臭小子
00:52:35绝对不是夸夸其谈
00:52:37等时机到了
00:52:38他的表现会让你呀
00:52:40那些不可战胜的
00:52:41变得非常的渺小
00:52:44难道林峰还有不一样的身份
00:52:45你们看大屏
00:52:47好像来了个运输队啊
00:52:50好像是我爸来了
00:52:57不准拍照
00:53:02据说有一支执行极端任务的神秘战队
00:53:04为了给战士补充能量
00:53:05所做的菜物不但高档
00:53:08而且还需要由特殊的厨师来烹饪
00:53:11而这些都是类似炼丹师一样的奇人
00:53:12做的菜不仅美味绝伦
00:53:14战士们吃一顿能顶一个星期啊
00:53:17李大厨
00:53:19来来来来
00:53:22大小姐
00:53:24我临时接到你父亲的命令
00:53:25先来此安营做饭
00:53:27还要准备接待
00:53:28执行任务归来的特战英兄弟
00:53:31顺便你父亲还有私事要处理
00:53:33李大厨
00:53:35造台已经帮你搭好了
00:53:39请大厨上奏掌勺
00:53:40这祸村子
00:53:42地上全是你
00:53:43让我上奏可以
00:53:45先让那小子有法歇息了
00:53:47没门
00:53:50那我便不上奏不掌勺
00:53:53大哥还有一个小时就到了
00:53:55这可怎么办
00:53:58要不我上奏
00:54:00你以为做饭那么容易的吗
00:54:01哎
00:54:02让他做
00:54:03看他能做出什么花样来
00:54:05那些食材里有几种有毒
00:54:07处理不好会出大事
00:54:10到时候萧将军的雷田怒火
00:54:13能把这个村子烧得灰的很热
00:54:16我爸对特战营的伙食要求及格
00:54:18我爸对特战营的伙食要求及格
00:54:18万一出了事情怎么办
00:54:19哎呀
00:54:20没事
00:54:22没事
00:54:27嗯
00:54:28嗯
00:54:28难不成
00:54:30还真能被一个臭小子给比下去
00:54:33嗯
00:54:36我来帮你摘菜叶
00:54:37哎 慢慢不行
00:54:38你不能做这本粗鲁的活
00:54:40给我起来
00:54:41我 我们家人的事
00:54:43以前我是不会干
00:54:44但
00:54:46看到喜欢的男孩子
00:54:47学一学怎么了
00:54:48这还是我们家公主嘛
00:54:49嗯
00:54:52嗯
00:54:54嗯
00:54:56嗯
00:54:57嗯
00:54:57嗯
00:54:57嗯
00:54:58嗯
00:54:59嗯
00:55:06嗯
00:55:33Oh my god, it's better than 20 seconds.
00:55:36It's just so good.
00:55:39All of you know, it's a lot of food.
00:55:41It's a lot of food.
00:55:42It's a lot of food.
00:55:42It's a lot of food.
00:55:43It's a lot of food.
00:55:45Who can eat it?
00:55:48No.
00:55:49You can't.
00:55:58How are you doing?
00:56:00It's good.
00:56:03You've got to do it.
00:56:04You've got to do it.
00:56:04Not that you've got to do it.
00:56:11The end.
00:56:12The end.
00:56:16The end.
00:56:19The end.
00:56:20The end.
00:56:21The end.
00:56:34ś
00:56:35ś
00:56:44寒冰 玉女盾
00:56:47吼
00:56:48哪
00:56:52哪
00:56:54哪
00:56:56哪
00:57:01哪
00:57:03哪
00:57:03哪
00:57:05Hey!
00:57:09Hey!
00:57:10Hey!
00:57:10You're so funny!
00:57:11You're so dirty!
00:57:13You're so dirty!
00:57:13I'll be fine!
00:57:17I'll be fine!
00:57:18I'll be back to my friends.
00:57:19Let's go.
00:57:24You're welcome!
00:57:25Oh,
00:57:26You're welcome.
00:57:28You're welcome!
00:57:28Thank you, sir.
00:57:29I...
00:57:30That's what...
00:57:31No, I'll do it!
00:57:33Let's go.
00:57:34Let's go.
00:57:34Hey!
00:57:48It's like a drink.
00:57:53It's good!
00:57:56Look!
00:57:57It's good!
00:57:57It's good!
00:57:57It's good!
00:57:58It's good!
00:58:06It's good!
00:58:09I'm back here.
00:58:14You're welcome.
00:58:15Your voice is so important.
00:58:19But you have a good taste.
00:58:22It's a good taste.
00:58:23It's a good taste.
00:58:23It's a good taste.
00:58:25It's like the same.
00:58:26You want me to enjoy your food?
00:58:29Is there a change?
00:58:31That's the food.
00:58:32That's the food.
00:58:35That's who's made.
00:58:39That's what I'm doing.
00:58:40What?
00:58:42Your voice is okay.
00:58:45You can't kill me.
00:58:47You want me to kill me?
00:58:47You want me to do my job?
00:58:50What kind of conditions?
00:58:52To you.
00:58:55You have a good taste.
00:58:56I will not stop you and Maman here.
00:59:00You are not a good taste.
00:59:02Who knows your life and what kind of condition?
00:59:04I can decrease the conditions.
00:59:07But...
00:59:08...
00:59:08...
00:59:09...
00:59:10...
00:59:10...
00:59:11...
00:59:12武吉啊,既然你想小枫提出来挑战,那么不要后悔啊
00:59:19杜爷爷
00:59:23老师,四星上将的陶衔早已为你准备好,你为何执意要做
00:59:28我有更重要的事情要做,武吉,好好干吧
00:59:37教官杜狂汤君士专家,曾训练出众多战步精锐,是肖无极的恩师及偶像
00:59:42No, not this man.
00:59:43You're a stupid kid!
00:59:44I'm a guy that's sitting here,
00:59:44so he'll leave you with me.
00:59:47You know what he's doing?
00:59:48He's trying to become a murderer!
00:59:52Oh!
00:59:54You're crazy!
00:59:56He's like, I'm scared!
00:59:57Oh, was that boss?
00:59:58Is he a fool of you?
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