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00:09I was saving it for you.
00:11Oh.
00:11You know, we really should have taken a holiday like this a long time ago.
00:15Yeah.
00:16Well, this is the best you've ever looked.
00:18I gave you a little BBL.
00:20I like my mermaids with some whale tail.
00:22What the hell is going on here?
00:24I said to bag the sand, not playing it like children.
00:28These are just the leftovers, okay?
00:30We ran out of sandbags.
00:31After filling up every single one, by the way, which felt like overkill.
00:35It's not overkill, okay?
00:36There's a biblical storm coming.
00:38A once-in-a-lifetime storm, supposedly.
00:40Like a great man once said,
00:42one day a rain may come and wash all the scum from these streets.
00:47Did you just call Travis Bickle from Taxi Driver a great man?
00:50Travis was a Vietnam veteran,
00:51and he knew the value of firearms and physical fitness.
00:58Storm's coming.
00:59Get back to work, Papadakis.
01:00I prefer Mermadakis.
01:02I'm not about to call you Merm...
01:04Stop looking at me.
01:29Hey, the NATO base in Mons has flooded because of the storm,
01:33and I told General Martin that she and her troops can come here,
01:36and we will put them up.
01:37Oh, your old hottie slumber party.
01:40It's not a real slumber party,
01:42and I don't care if their hotties are busted.
01:44Thank you, Conway.
01:45Ooh, got it.
01:45What's happening?
01:46The colonel and I have been doing a generational cultural exchange.
01:49I taught him busted,
01:50and he taught me about something called Credence Clearwater Revival.
01:53Very good, Conway.
01:55Yeah.
01:55The troops are on their way.
01:56I want you guys to be aware of the fact
01:58you're going to have to share quarters, okay?
01:59And Sergeant Conway is in charge of the accommodation,
02:01so she will assign everybody.
02:04Does General Martin have any special requests?
02:05Uh, I think General Martin is all set.
02:08Okay.
02:09Sorry.
02:09Well, I don't know what's going on here.
02:12Sounds like your Canadian girlfriend's trying to move in with you.
02:14No.
02:15No.
02:16That's not what I said.
02:17That's how it starts.
02:18Come over.
02:19I got central AC.
02:20Next thing you know,
02:21you're signing the name to the lease.
02:22Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about.
02:24Trust me.
02:25Sooner or later,
02:26General Martin's going to be wearing her night guard to bed
02:28and letting her panties dry in the shower.
02:30That's not...
02:31Okay, not going to be happening, okay?
02:33I just hope that you're ready to give up your side of the bed.
02:36My side of the bed is the whole bed, okay?
02:39There's no two sides.
02:41It's my side.
02:42Got it.
02:42Interesting fact.
02:43Interesting.
02:44Wait a minute, sir.
02:45I'm your superior officer.
02:47We are, my friend.
02:47You're not allowed to mock me.
03:00Hi.
03:01Hi.
03:04Um...
03:07You know,
03:07things have been so busy since yesterday
03:09when we, uh...
03:11Kissed?
03:12Kissed.
03:13That kiss was amazing.
03:15It was!
03:15It was something out of a movie.
03:16Yeah, okay, yeah.
03:17It was the best kiss of my life, so...
03:18Yeah, me too.
03:19But we also thought, like,
03:20maybe you were going to die.
03:21Yeah, I might die, but...
03:23So...
03:23I guess there's only one way to find out.
03:26Yeah.
03:32Hmm.
03:34Um...
03:36That wasn't quite...
03:37As good.
03:38It's...
03:39I remembered it.
03:39Remembered it, yeah.
03:41It's me.
03:42It's me.
03:42Okay, you know how, like,
03:43some people find sneaking around really, like, sexy?
03:45Yeah.
03:45Yeah, well, you know what I found really sexy?
03:46What?
03:47Following the rules.
03:48Okay.
03:49And I think that's what's happening here.
03:50I understand.
03:52Okay.
03:52Yeah.
03:53But we want to do this.
03:54But we want to do this.
03:54Okay.
03:54We got to do this.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Just, um...
03:57Work our way up to it.
03:58Work our way up to it.
04:00Hmm.
04:01Come on in.
04:02Everything is normal in here.
04:03The door is not closed for any reason at all.
04:05We are good here.
04:06How are you?
04:15Okay, I'm not going to say it's a good thing that there's a flood, because thoughts and
04:18prayers to the tulip farmers, obviously.
04:20But it's not a bad thing that I'm going to get more face time with General Martin.
04:24No.
04:25So, I hope she's not thinking that this is going to be some kind of a step for the relationship,
04:30you know, like step forward.
04:31Because I'm not really...
04:32I don't want to take a step in any direction.
04:34Yeah, you've got to accept that it's a step.
04:36Really?
04:36Yeah.
04:36Because our relationship is like so sexy and fun.
04:39Those are the two things we're built on.
04:41And scotch and innuendo.
04:43Four things.
04:44Those are like...
04:44That's our foundation.
04:46It's like drinking and messing around.
04:49You know what I mean?
04:50Like, I don't think even with an act of God that that would change.
04:54Have you ever considered that maybe God wants you two to be together?
04:59Okay, you know I have Catholic stuff.
05:00That's creepy for you to use that against me.
05:03Just bring him into my temporary office.
05:06We made it.
05:08Now, get me out of these damp clothes and pour me a scotch.
05:11Hurry.
05:14See?
05:15Sexy and fun.
05:16Okay.
05:17You know, sometimes you just forget that you're my dad.
05:19Who's Catholic now?
05:28Captain, since I'm still aidless, I was hoping you could step into the role while I'm on base.
05:32Yeah!
05:33Yes, ma'am.
05:35Man, I am not hating this flood.
05:38But thoughts and prayers to the tulip farmers.
05:41I hate tulips.
05:42Captain, I just saw a soldier in pajamas.
05:45I told them pajama night was kin.
05:46Kin.
05:47Kin never happen.
05:48What's next?
05:49Charades and s'mores?
05:50Snack time, everyone!
05:52Some welcoming snacks for a lovely guest.
05:55We got chocolate, marshmallows, and gray ham crackers.
05:57But I wasn't sure.
05:58Do you put ranch dressing on this or not?
06:00I can never really get when you guys like ranch dressing on foot or when you don't.
06:09So I guess we proved you can put maple syrup on anything, pretty much, right?
06:15Having a Canadian roommate isn't so bad, is it?
06:20Oh.
06:21Sorry, I thought we were calling it.
06:22We can call it.
06:23Okay.
06:24Yeah, let's call it.
06:25Okay.
06:25If I don't use this thing, I gnaw through my own jaw.
06:28Yeah, yeah.
06:28Got it.
06:30Not a problem.
06:31I mean, you gotta do what you...
06:42Oh, my God.
06:49It's Saturday.
06:50What do you want to do today?
06:52Saturdays, I have to sharpen my hunting knives, and it takes a long time.
06:57I've got to be really super focused, so I have to be kind of by myself.
07:00But what are you going to do?
07:01I was going to watch some human cockfighting.
07:03Okay.
07:05You...what?
07:07Human cockfighting.
07:09Where?
07:12Oh, wow.
07:14This is a fun Saturday.
07:15What do you think we were going to do together?
07:17Go to Ikea?
07:21Oh, man.
07:24Do we have any, like, softer one of these weapons?
07:27I just...
07:27I was led to believe that this wouldn't hurt in any way.
07:31And, like, I guess we're just missing nap time.
07:34How did that rather zoftig fellow get into the army?
07:38Oh, well, Corporal Papadakis has many extraordinary talents.
07:43And hand-on-hand combat is not one of them.
07:48But at least he's getting his nap time.
07:51But!
07:5250 euro if you don't hit me.
07:54Yeah?
07:54Yeah!
07:55Fine!
07:56100 euro.
07:57It's so great having real soldiers on the base, you know what I mean?
08:00It's just, ah, I haven't seen one pair of open-toed shoes.
08:03But our guys are getting pummeled.
08:05Okay, we got ourselves a negotiator.
08:07Fake Louis Vuitton luggage set.
08:10Oh, my God!
08:11You have interesting friends.
08:13Well, they have unconventional skills.
08:16Yeah.
08:17What about you?
08:18Are you interesting?
08:21Oh, I am uninteresting.
08:22Good.
08:23Yeah.
08:23Because after the debacle with my last aid, smoking something called Afghani train wreck,
08:28I need somebody totally by the book.
08:30You got it.
08:32Oh, wow.
08:33By the book.
08:36Oh!
08:37Oh!
08:38Fine!
08:38Real Louis Vuitton luggage set, but that's my final offer.
08:43So, was it good for you?
08:44Hey, listen, all joking aside, was it true what you said about that private's mom?
08:48Oh.
08:49He sure cried like it was true.
08:51He did.
08:53I sure got hit in the head a lot.
08:56Yeah.
08:57But you always got right back up.
09:00I sure got hit in the head a lot.
09:03Is he going to be okay?
09:05I don't know.
09:07General Martin said we can't go to the medic unless we want to be diagnosed as weak.
09:10Your dad with General Martin equals disaster.
09:13Okay.
09:14Look, it's only for a few more days, so, I don't know, try to make friends tonight.
09:19Don't have sex with them.
09:20Or do.
09:21I don't know.
09:21I'm not your mom.
09:22What?
09:25Oh, uh, do you guys do that stick fighting thing every day?
09:30No.
09:31Sunday's is paintball.
09:33General Martin designed her own guns.
09:35They are very powerful.
09:37Looks like it.
09:39Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
09:42I sure got hit in the head a lot.
09:50Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
09:54Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
09:55Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:02Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:03Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:05Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:05Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:06Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:06Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:06Oh, we have got to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:06Oh, we have to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:07Oh, we have to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:10Oh, we have to get our hands on those paintball guns.
10:17we need to steal those paintball guns before tomorrow because unless general martin made
10:21those paintball guns shoot mimosas i am not letting that demon ruin my sunday too because
10:25general martin's idea of fun is torture oh i didn't find guns but i think i might have found
10:37something else great all i found are these candy jawbreakers papa tacos that's not candy
10:43those are paintballs
10:51hey hey what's going on nothing i was just uh watching a youtube compilation with martin of
10:58old people falling down and when they fall in water we drank so pretty drunk so they grabbed
11:03some scotch wait are the old people hurt uh not the ones who fall in the water you know as
11:08long
11:08as they can swim which a lot of them can't anyways i realized something it's pretty cool man
11:13i'm liking having her around yeah turns out when you like somebody the way i like her and you take
11:18that little step it could be a good thing and i came to that conclusion on my own i didn't
11:24need
11:24therapy like that family court judge said i did right yeah i guess uh sometimes you got to take
11:32a risk unless you're an old person on an escalator yeah you just want to take the stairs huh okay
11:38how you doing thanks for asking yeah actually you know when you have these things swirling yeah i
11:43gotta she's waiting on me oh yeah yeah no no yeah yeah you gotta get back to watching old people
11:47all right pal all right see ya no problem okay if you get bored you can come over and watch
11:51i'm not
11:51gonna do that
11:55the key to disciplining soldiers isn't the yelling it's the silence between the yelling huh because i just do
12:02the opposite i just like i rant for like you know solid block like six seven minutes and then i
12:06throw
12:07something oh what's your favorite thing to throw like a chair you know like bobby knight style you
12:12know um it really gets their attention this is interesting though comparing notes i like this
12:17it's hard to be mean in a vacuum yeah who the hell is that
12:23what is it what what what hey where's general martin who is it him it's a personal friend seeking
12:34guidance over i got my girlfriend pregnant and she's in love with her best friend they're gonna
12:40raise a kid together i i got it hon listen i found blueprints of the base in general martin's
12:46office i also ate paint so what's the deal maybe maybe she was gonna get a frame for me like
12:52as a
12:53gift or something these are the exact blueprints that gideon was tricked into stealing we never found
12:57out who was behind that maybe it was martin there's also plans for a remodel of the base
13:06yeah i think i know what's going on so what do we get what you're saying it's women tearing down
13:10women time isn't it did you guys learn nothing from that human resources video i had you watch with
13:15the animated bears because it was all about that kind of stuff so your girlfriend is not being
13:19straight with you you're going sex blind she is your girlfriend no she is you know what look at
13:24the bright side you know two moms means less responsibility for you papadakis you know what
13:29we'll talk about it more tomorrow i was making that up i was making that up you're not in this
13:33thing
13:48okay wait wait we gotta talk no no we're talking no we're talking okay
13:58hey what do you think you think we should remodel with defect no i think it's fine
14:07yeah me too i mean the only way a remodel would make sense is if you were going to double
14:12the number
14:12of troops then you'd bash out the back wall you'd switch out the round tables for bench seating and
14:17expand the kitchen but that's just off the top of my head right how's the book it's good just
14:26getting to the uh section on pearl harbor politics aside you gotta respect a surprise attack
14:39you've got me in my office on a sunday you'd better be world war three i think if it was
14:44world war three sir you'd already be in your bunker is general martin taking over my base what no no
14:50no no no the u.s army is giving it away you're just giving bases away now what are you
14:54that's nuts
14:55no wonder you've never seen combat when the fighting starts i guess you just what surrender
14:59nato has made a massive weapons deal with the army and general martin wants a you know a training
15:05base in the region so since baumholder is a base of value i convinced our superiors to throw in
15:11strupdorf you know like free perfume with purchase you know your whole obsession with humiliating me is
15:18now reaching a really creepy fetishy area i'm not the one who invited your girlfriend to move
15:24in that you did on your own and now she is your boss
15:33oh see i wanted to capture that exact moment so that it'll pop up on my screensaver from time to
15:38time of course because you need something to replace the pictures of all the kids
15:41you never see anymore oh well look who's talking you know what sir i'm not gonna let you get away
15:46with this uh too late the wheels are already turning oh and if you try to block it you will
15:52be crushed oh see um your eyes were closed so let's try this again how does it feel to be
15:58the
15:59only american to lose a battle with canada oh see now that that's a keeper you know what sir
16:06i should give you fair warning you might want to get that bunker ready i'm about to start world war
16:11three
16:14there it is yeah that that's what we were looking for yeah and i think i know why we found
16:21it
16:22you do because i took a job with general martin she called me and offered me a position as her
16:31permanent aid at nato which you know comes with a move but also comes with a promotion to major
16:41which is not in your chain of command and we can do this
16:49wow i didn't uh realize that when i uh submitted my retirement paperwork last night
16:59what i mean sometimes you gotta take a risk right i mean i mean this is crazy isn't it funny
17:08that we
17:08like gift of the magi at each other that is crazy we're so on the same page
17:18actually we're not we're not
17:21we're not gonna do that
17:22well no look i i accepted a new job like 30 minutes away uh-huh you quit your job you
17:29gave
17:30up your whole career 20 years of service for a girl you haven't even been on a date with
17:36um you're welcome
17:41okay okay look i've failed
17:46at every relationship that I've ever been in, right?
17:49Uh-huh.
17:50And you, well, you literally just got a divorce.
17:55Probably should have talked about this first.
17:57Yeah, we probably should have, but, I mean,
17:59I've been thinking about it,
18:00and I've been thinking about us a lot.
18:03I actually see a future for us, okay?
18:05I see, like, the house, the family wireless plan, kids.
18:08Kids? Would we talk about that?
18:10Or would you surprise me with some?
18:12I'm not gonna surprise you with kids,
18:13but that's not how that works, okay?
18:14I have to go.
18:15I do. I, um, I'm helping General Martin Prepper schedule,
18:18okay, as soon as I find my bra.
18:20Okay, dude, you don't need to do this, okay?
18:22You don't need to run away. Don't be like the colonel, okay?
18:24You don't need to avoid emotional conversations.
18:25We can talk through this.
18:27I am nothing like my dad.
18:31Don't do this. Don't just walk away.
18:33Let's talk about it.
18:34What do you want to talk about, huh?
18:35How to fit my Christmas tree up the chimney, huh?
18:37I'm sorry you found out this way.
18:39I wasn't supposed to say anything until it was official.
18:41Oh, really? I've told you plenty of official secrets, okay?
18:43Like the fact that we have a sound cannon
18:45that makes people projectile vomit.
18:47And that was one of the most romantic dates of my whole life.
18:49Look, you have worked so hard making this base a success.
18:52Enjoy the spoils.
18:54NATO taking over can just allow you to transfer to a better base.
18:57You're right.
18:57Oh, my God, I didn't even think of it that way.
19:00You're doing me a favor.
19:01I should be thanking you.
19:02I'm going to send you some thank you flowers.
19:03Where should I have Sha send him?
19:05Oh, yeah, right here, because you live here now.
19:07It's not personal, Peter.
19:08Oh, it's very personal, okay?
19:09You Trojan-horsed me with two of my favorite things,
19:12sex and human cockfighting.
19:14If you wanted to move in, you should have just asked.
19:17I'm not your enemy.
19:18But I could be.
19:19God, you are already my enemy.
19:21My God.
19:22You know what?
19:23I'm just going to give you a heads up.
19:24I planted an alarm in here.
19:26It's going to go off very soon.
19:28Loud enough to drive you crazy,
19:29but faint enough that when you look for it,
19:32that you won't be able to locate where it actually is.
19:37Oh, yeah, that's going to drive me nuts.
19:39Merry Christmas, Grinch.
19:43Really, this is all you got is the rosé?
19:45I mean, rosé is more about, like, quantity.
19:47That's why it comes in a box.
19:50I can't believe Martin thought she was doing me a favor.
19:54I can't believe Shaw thought he was doing me a favor.
19:56Crazy.
19:56It is insane.
19:58To sacrifice everything for our future?
20:01Like they're our saviors or something.
20:03It's insane.
20:03It's crazy behavior.
20:08You don't think there's a chance
20:09that we are self-sabotaging Quinn-style
20:12so that we don't get hurt?
20:16No.
20:17No.
20:17It's not us, honey.
20:19It's always them.
20:19It's them.
20:20It's them.
20:20That's the way they want us to think.
20:22I'm obviously not going to take the job
20:24with General Martin after everything that's...
20:26Honey, have you learned nothing from working with me?
20:29What do you mean?
20:29Career goes before family every time,
20:32so you are taking that job, okay?
20:34Number one, you earned it.
20:35Number two, you deserve it.
20:36Thanks, Dad.
20:37Plus, it can't hurt to have a Quinn on the inside,
20:40find out what her next moves are going to be,
20:42and then, you know, frame her for selling military secrets.
20:45Wait, what?
20:45You know, see how you feel.
20:55Company, attain, hut!
20:57Our training exercise is on hold.
21:00The paintball gear has been stolen.
21:03Don't worry.
21:04I've been eating the evidence.
21:06Why don't you just throw it away?
21:07The guns were in my office,
21:08and only Stroopstorf's soldiers had access.
21:11Maybe it's a cat burglar situation.
21:13Interesting theory.
21:14So what I'm going to do is keep my eyes peeled
21:15for someone very sexy wearing spandex.
21:18Well, don't look at me.
21:20The only thing I'm guilty of stealing is hearts.
21:22I am in charge of this base now,
21:24and I order everyone to be normal!
21:27Yes, ma'am!
21:28We will be normal!
21:30Normal.
21:35It's going so well!
21:37It's going so well!
21:38It's going so well!
21:40It's going so well!
21:42It's going so well!
21:42It's going so well!
21:42It's going so well!
21:43It's going so well!
21:43It's going so well!
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