00:15Oh
00:16Ain't much stays clean up here, Volpe
00:20You'll see
00:22I don't think it's our job to help these people
00:24They're murderers
00:25So what do you propose we do?
00:27We can do what they would have done us
00:30Wow
00:31He killed my husband
00:33If your father were here, he'd do the right thing
00:37Are you okay?
00:39The whole opening the vault door for Lucy thing didn't sit too out with the council
00:43So I guess I'm not a gatekeeper anymore
00:46I need the head
00:48It's the only way I can get my father back
00:51You can't treat people like this
00:54Yeah, why is that?
00:57Because of the golden rule
01:00The wasteland's got its own golden rule
01:02Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time
01:25Let's go sunnin'
01:27It's so good for you
01:29Let's go sunnin'
01:30Neat the sky of blue
01:32Neat the sky of blue
01:33Greet the sun
01:33Every morn
01:35Feel as free and happy as the day you were born
01:39Let's go native
01:40Sun you gives away
01:42Be creative
01:44Learn to live and play
01:46Pretty flowers need the sun
01:49This applies to everyone
01:52Life's worth livin'
01:56Life's worth livin'
01:56When nature's givin'
01:59Happy rest to everyone
02:02Let's go sunnin'
02:20Get ready
02:21Come on
02:25I need to go
02:26I need to go
02:26the truth
02:27I'm calm
02:27Right
02:28You're not
02:31You're not
02:32I need to go
02:32To the ground
02:32The shame
02:49Roger!
02:50Roger!
02:50My name is Roger!
02:51My name is Roger!
03:01Hey Rosh!
03:07Hey, fancy seeing you out here.
03:11You out for that bounty too, huh?
03:14Yep.
03:25Shit!
03:28How are you feeling?
03:29No!
03:33You know...
03:36It's hard out here.
03:39Dang smoothies can be so unkind.
03:44I say you got a smoothie of your own.
03:52Return it.
03:55Maybe.
03:57Maybe.
03:59Hey.
04:01You don't have to have any vials, do you?
04:07Just one little puff and I'll be back on my feet.
04:10You don't look for it.
04:13I'm sorry, Roger. I'm all out.
04:15That's okay.
04:16It's okay.
04:18Though, um...
04:19You're smooth-faced friend.
04:21You, um...
04:23Might wanna clear out.
04:25Before things get ugly.
04:31I did okay.
04:32I did okay.
04:3528 years since I first started showing.
04:44The hell!
04:48Not as long as you, though.
04:51You've lasted us all.
04:52How long?
04:53Since you first started wasteland?
04:55A long time.
04:58There's a lot of vials.
05:01Well, I've always been good at making money, Roger.
05:09Say...
05:10Remember how good food used to taste?
05:15Blamco mac and cheese.
05:17Ice cream and apple pie.
05:19Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
05:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
05:23Apple pie!
05:25You know, my mom used to-
05:29Why?
05:43Why'd you do that?
05:46You sick!
05:48Oh!
05:49Oh!
05:56stop stop stop please I know it's hard up here but you don't you don't have you
06:01don't have to resort to what you say your name was Lucy McLean
06:13McLean huh well Lucy McLean it ain't all canned peaches and marmalade left up here sweetheart
06:26sometimes fellas gotta eat a fella you know my vault has endured hardship too
06:40in the great plague of 77 everyone had to quarantine they couldn't work the farms together
06:45people starved my mother included my dad dropped to 128 pounds and he still refused to do anything
06:53like this what what's so funny well as what people say they did and what they really did
07:04I bet your daddy was first in line at cookout I bet he had a bill with a drawing of
07:13his neighbor's ass
07:13on there how do you live like this why keep going
07:33well one good question deserves another
07:40why the fuck am I doing all the work
07:45come on party ass drink it don't make it safe
07:52okay
08:05don't you
08:20Hello, ladies, how are you?
08:22Just fine, just fine.
08:24Hello, fellas, how are you?
08:26Just fine.
08:28It's real fine weather when we are to get together and we're all just fine, just fine.
08:35Are you glad that you are here?
08:37Morning, Woody.
08:37Morning, Reg.
08:39Nice work on your posters.
08:41Oh, thanks, Reg. I've been admiring yours as well.
08:45Any luck?
08:46I asked him all sorts of questions.
08:48Who he is, who he works for, why his colleagues kidnapped Overseer McLean,
08:54what organizing principle, if any, they operate under.
08:58Nothing, huh?
09:03200 years with no contact.
09:06The terrible things this creature must have been through.
09:11What's he doing?
09:12Oh, no.
09:14Sir?
09:15Please stop.
09:16You will injure yourself.
09:17Fuck you!
09:19We better try and come again.
09:21For his own safety.
09:23We'll try again tomorrow.
09:41There you are.
09:42Thought you might be up here.
09:45made pie, if you'd like a piece.
09:49I was there the first time that you tried rhubarb pie and ice cream.
09:55You sure did like pie that day.
10:01You came here to talk to me about what I said at the assembly.
10:05And why do you think that is?
10:07It upset people.
10:09You don't like it when people get upset.
10:12But you do.
10:16You're not the only one that feels the absence of your father.
10:20People here are hurting.
10:23Disoriented.
10:25And with your sister gone, you're the last standing McClain.
10:30Your voice carries more weight than you might realize.
10:35I hid.
10:39During the raid, I got in a storage space and I hid.
10:43Does that make you angry?
10:48Why does it matter?
10:54Regular boys
10:57can't get angry and they'll just pee on the ball.
11:02And clever boys like you are angry.
11:06You're lucky not to have seen where that can lead.
11:16Just tread lightly.
11:21That's all I ask.
11:35That's all I ask.
11:36That's all I ask.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:10Oh, my God.
12:38How does that golden rule drive what's going to be your head right now?
12:52What are you?
12:55Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
12:58You just give it a little time.
13:03Oh, my God.
13:09Oh, my God.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:44Oh, my God.
13:44You ain't going nowhere.
13:54There you are.
13:55Ah, you little killer.
14:14Now that right there is the closest thing we've had to an honest exchange so far.
14:29What do you do now that she doesn't want me, that's what helps me, what to do, what to do
14:46to keep on feeling lonely, water lonely.
14:59Hey.
15:00Hey, I thought I'd just stop by and see how you're doing.
15:03Not great, to be honest.
15:09First I lost Lucy and then I lost my job as the gatekeeper.
15:14Right.
15:15How are you handling the death of the father of your unborn baby?
15:23Same.
15:25I was actually just organizing some of Bert's things and well, I thought maybe you might want some of them.
15:33Hello?
15:40This is all that's left of him.
15:42He was a good man, Steph.
15:45You think so?
15:46Why?
15:46Of course.
15:47I mean, what can you say?
15:54Well...
15:56He took great care of his shoes.
15:59You know, it was one of the few things he truly loved.
16:03Get him talking about shoe maintenance and he'd just carry on until everyone left the room.
16:11I loved him.
16:12I loved him so much.
16:14And those monsters took him away from me.
16:19Awful.
16:20I hate those guys.
16:22It would mean a lot to me if you took Bert's shoes.
16:27Wow.
16:29Thank you, Steph.
16:31I'll...
16:33I'll try to wear them.
16:34Oh, good.
16:36And this.
16:44Oh, Bert.
16:48Bert.
16:50Oh, Bert.
16:54Oh, Bert.
16:56Oh, Bert.
17:00Oh, Bert.
17:03Bert.
17:05Oh, Bert.
17:15Bert.
17:17Oh, Bert.
17:17Oh, you're just taking it on.
17:19Oh, yeah.
17:20Oh, yeah.
17:21Of course.
17:21I'm sorry.
17:21What was you thinking?
17:24Oh.
17:28Bert.
17:29Yes.
17:30Yes, I am hurt.
17:37Now that is one wet lady.
18:10I am hurt.
18:30Transaction?
18:32Yes.
18:35Two months supply of vials.
18:37Exchange one female, mint condition.
18:43Near mint condition.
18:45Condition grading requires physical evaluation.
18:49Please send her in.
18:56What's in there?
19:00You're about to find out.
19:04You're selling me?
19:08You got problems out here too, sweetheart.
19:11Best you try your luck behind that door.
19:22Go on.
19:30You, come on.
19:32Go.
19:32Easy.
19:35Okay.
19:52Go.
19:59Oh, my God.
20:33Welcome.
20:34What the fudge?
20:35Fudge? There's no fudge here.
20:37Only a General Atomics International Mark IV.
20:40That's what I am.
20:41You seem to be a woman.
20:44Please, sir.
20:45My name is Lucy McLean.
20:46My dad's been taken, and I've been kidnapped.
20:50He's right outside.
20:51I say, you've lost a finger.
20:53Ah, that won't do at all.
20:55Let's get you taken care of.
20:57Follow me.
21:11Apologies for the mess.
21:13Time flies by lately.
21:15Especially since my temporal senses went out in the Great War.
21:18That must have been a week ago at least.
21:21Would you mind taking a seat on that gurney in front of you?
21:26Now, what have we here?
21:30Too fat, too with it.
21:32Ah, this one will do it.
21:33Now, you're lucky.
21:34I don't have to use a thumb.
21:36Our finger infantry is in a sorry state.
21:40Now, if you give me your hand.
21:44Okay, you're going to feel a slight pinch.
21:49I say.
21:50I really do appreciate that.
21:52But listen, a big fish ate my head, and I need my head to get back my body.
21:56That's much better, isn't it?
22:02Not a problem.
22:04That feels really, really nice.
22:06Now, would you prefer a dressing of high-quality synthetic fibers, classic cotton, or a comforting synthetic cotton blend?
22:15You have real cotton?
22:18Of course.
22:19Don't you?
22:24You know, that creature that brought me here, he...
22:29You seem unhappy.
22:31He did not treat me very courteously.
22:33Really?
22:33When I pointed out that he wasn't following the golden rule, he put a leash around my neck, and he
22:37made me drink from a pot of water that I'm pretty sure was just some kind of animal piece.
22:40Well, that is interesting.
22:41I mean, I thought I was here to be a sex slave.
22:43What?
22:44No.
22:45What a disgusting idea.
22:48I'm simply going to harvest your organs.
22:51Huh?
23:04Dessert tray and gummy.
23:17Hey, Norm.
23:18Veronica.
23:24Wait, they're getting jello cake?
23:27Those are my orders.
23:30I wonder what your dad would say about this.
23:33He'd be handing out the cake himself.
23:35Yeah.
23:36He was a saint.
23:42Do you want it?
23:44Nobody's going to know.
23:46Yeah.
23:47I'm going to put this in my fridge.
23:57What are you looking at?
24:00A murderer in a cage?
24:03Paying the price for what you did to us.
24:07Or what you did to the innocent people in Vault 32?
24:11I don't know what the people of Vault 32 were up to.
24:17But it was anything but innocent.
24:24How could this be?
24:37I don't know.
24:39I don't know.
24:39I don't know what you were saying.
24:45I don't know what you were saying.
24:47You're my child.
25:08Norm, hi.
25:18Do you feel like getting out of the house?
25:20Yes.
25:32Maybe he was messing with me, but one of the raiders told me there was something up at 32.
25:37Uh-huh.
25:38Well, this isn't exactly fun for me, Norm.
25:42And why'd you come?
25:43To be honest, I don't know.
25:45You don't think it's because you're still in love with my sister, and being around me reminds you of her?
25:56This is so wrong.
25:58Come on.
26:00You have to see this.
26:02Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:19Wrong, wrong, wrong.
26:48You see?
26:50Whatever happened here happened a long time ago.
26:52Well, it's not good.
27:45The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
27:53The last biosignal detected was two years ago.
28:12Inside, the mice enjoyed all the food they could eat, all the padding they could sleep on.
28:20But eventually, overpopulation occurs.
28:24The mice fight for one bountiful food, one endless space.
28:29They eat each other in their desperation to survive.
28:57So, if they were already dead when the Raiders got here,
29:01who killed them.
29:03I mean, it looks like they strangled each other
29:06with their hands.
29:09It just doesn't make any sense.
30:00I mean, Martha, Martha, I mean, Martha, Martha, I mean, Martha, Martha, I mean, Martha, Martha.
30:18Pardon the interruption.
30:19Our latest arrival has arrived.
30:23Oh, shit.
30:25What are they asking, Snip, Snip?
30:2760 vials.
30:33We can do 60.
30:34Fantastic.
30:35Oh, do her now so she's ready for the next pickup.
30:39Excellent idea as always, sir.
30:42Thanks, Snip, Snip.
30:43Do excuse me.
30:45Nice robot.
30:47Where are you from again?
30:50I've never been there myself.
30:52Hope to go there someday soon.
31:02Here we are.
31:03Let's get on with it, shall we?
31:04We don't want to keep your associate waiting.
31:10Sir, you can't do this.
31:13Please, I need my organs.
31:15Now, don't be afraid.
31:16A little Snip, Snip, and it will all be over.
31:21Hold still now.
31:25This won't hurt a bit.
31:35Excuse me.
31:39Excuse me.
31:45Excuse me.
31:54There's no bug here.
32:09I am ever ready to throw.
32:12To throw.
32:13To throw.
32:22Hands up.
32:24Do as I say and Snip, Snip doesn't get hurt.
32:29It's a fucking robot.
32:31Yeah, you might as well be holding an air conditioner hostage.
32:34Well, an air conditioner sounds nice, though.
32:36Yeah, an air conditioner would be a big deal, but you know what I mean.
32:39Totally.
32:41The question was, does she know what you mean?
32:44Yeah.
32:45I think I do.
32:47That's why I put a Braxol draining fluid in his syringes.
32:51Snip, Snip, tell them what a Braxol does to the human body.
32:54If you've got a clog that's full of muck, trust a Braxol draining fluid to get it unstuck.
33:00It's very poisonous.
33:04Okay, you can walk out of here.
33:06Not just me.
33:08Them two.
33:15Okay.
33:29Hey, thank you.
33:38I said, all of them.
33:41Lady, those ones you don't understand.
33:47Whoa.
34:01Don't be scared.
34:04You're free.
34:05Go.
34:18Oh, gosh.
34:22That's all right.
34:22Whoa.
34:30Hello, Matt.
34:35Goodbye.
34:51Martha.
34:53My name is Martha.
35:05Martha, my name is Martha
35:07That's right, your name is Martha
35:14No
35:23Martha, my name is Martha
35:26Please, please
35:29Come on, I know there's someone in there, talk to me
35:58Pardon me, Martha
36:00Could I help you have a better day?
36:03No, thank you
36:32Oh, jeez
36:54Okay
36:56I think it's safe to say they went bananas
37:00This still doesn't explain how the Raiders got in
37:15These people were crazy
37:17If there were any survivors down here
37:19They'd probably open the door and welcome the Raiders right in
37:35It says it was open from the outside
37:38No
37:40They need a Pip-Boy to open the door
37:41They had one
37:43Who's?
37:48They're moms
38:19You don't get these
38:21You turn into one of those
38:23Is that how it works?
38:48I may end up looking like you
38:53I'll never be like you
39:05Golden rule, motherfucker
39:07Violet's character
39:08No
39:09Oh
39:27I'll never be like you
39:27This is all
39:28I'll never be like you
39:28But we don't Jordans
39:58Here you'll be, you never belong to me, but I can dream, can I? Can I pretend that I'm locked
40:16in the van of your embrace?
40:20For dreams are just like wine, and I am drunk with mine.
40:35I'm alone, my heart is a sad affair.
40:43Are you shitting me?
40:44There's much disillusion there, but I can breathe, can't I?
40:58I'm alone.
40:59My heart is sad affair, there's much disillusion there, but I can dream, can I? Can I adore you?
41:23Of the way our oceans apply, I can't make you open your heart, but I can dream, can I?
41:45I can't dream, can I?
41:52No!
42:16There's an old Mexican eulogy.
42:28Well, Joey, I'll give you two out of three on that front.
42:39I hope you like the taste of lead, you commie son of a bitch.
42:45Yee-hoo!
42:49Yee-hoo!
43:21Yee-hoo!
43:22Yee-hoo!
43:31Yee-hoo!
43:36Yee-hoo!
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