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00:10a nuclear event would be a tragedy but also an opportunity mr howard huge fan i'm henry but
00:18everyone calls me hank if the american government needs a hand in settling our more international
00:25disputes well they know who to call are you familiar with robert house are you asking me to spy
00:33on the wealthiest man in america not spy on him your wife is going to vegas next week to sell
00:41cold fusion to robert house when the bombs drop help you robert house that presses the button
00:53i'm in vegas these days back in your old stomping grounds trying to pick up where you all left off
01:03when this is all over you will be begging me to help you that was bud's personal assistant
01:10future enterprise ventures the whole plan for vaults 32 and 33 phase two is very important to the
01:21experiment i know you think you're being helpful shooting folks in the kneecaps in the ass
01:29i'm not gonna apologize for not murdering people my name is diane welch congresswoman for the district
01:37of glendale i don't think america can afford any more corporate influence in washington
01:44i think it you're not a vet till next time mr howard
01:53got any cigarettes like to try one one addiction at a time
02:02before we start there's a small matter of my fee fusion core you don't see those around much
02:07anymore do you
02:32okie dokie
02:49okie dokie
02:56okie dokie
03:07okie dokie
03:10okie dokie
03:17okie dokie
03:22I defer to you about what to do in this situation.
03:26Run.
03:33Do you have any more drugs?
03:35I really think I need some more drugs.
03:36Do you have any more?
03:36Drugs?
03:37No, I ain't got any more drugs.
03:39Okay.
03:39Then, which weapon would you recommend?
03:42Got a rocket launcher in that bag?
03:43Okay.
03:50Let's go.
04:39Oh, this is Vegas, huh?
04:42Yep.
04:44And those, surprisingly, smelly lizard monster bull things?
04:50Have they always been here?
04:54Nope.
04:56Okay.
05:00I'd ask why my dad ran into a den of giant monsters, but he'd probably just tell me to shut
05:05the fudge up.
05:09Before the war, there was a plan for a special vault, a vault for management.
05:21That's where my wife is, and my daughter is, too.
05:28You ever found it?
05:30Oh, no, I found one in California.
05:34It was empty.
05:36I found another one in Oregon.
05:39It was empty, too.
05:42Turns out there's more than a few special vaults for management sprinkled across the wasteland, all of them empty.
05:52But I've never found one in Vegas.
06:16But I've never found one in Vegas.
06:20A vault's passed a pack of deathclaws.
06:22They're called deathclaws?
06:28Look, I know it's not an ideal situation.
06:32Oh, uh, I'm okay.
06:34Thank you so much.
06:35But nothing is up here, right?
06:37Now, I'll admit, I am in an altered mental state, but I think we should just shoot these monsters in
06:42the face.
06:42And frankly, whatever we do, we need to do it quickly, because I ain't very much out of drugs.
06:49Take this.
06:50The general store over there called Sonny's, after some called a dick doll.
06:55They'll clean out all that shit you got running through your pants.
06:58Hey, maybe they'll help me and take down one of those lizards.
07:01I wouldn't bet on them.
07:04Where are you going?
07:07Get fucked up.
07:25Whiskey.
07:51Guess you saw them deathclaws things come up from Quarry Junction.
07:56They farting around the strip.
08:00Big whoop.
08:02Just another fucking round of changing management.
08:05That's all it is.
08:07Like one of them merry-go-rounds.
08:09NCR Legion.
08:10NCR Legion.
08:12Fucking robots.
08:14No matter to me.
08:17Always somebody trying to tell us what to do.
08:20As long as they don't come around and charge me taxes, I don't give a fuck.
08:25Don't try to charge me taxes, Lizard.
08:28I'll shoot your goddamn head off.
08:30Stop.
08:32Talking.
08:36No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:37No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:44No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:45No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:49No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:51No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:52No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:52No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:53No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:54No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
08:57No matter to me, I don't give a fuck.
09:27While the government twiddles thumbs at the negotiating table with our communist adversaries
09:32from across the Pacific, captains of industries gather in Las Vegas, Nevada to decide the fate
09:38of the free world.
09:40And the leader of this historic summit, Robert Edwin House, founder of Robco, the nation's
09:47leading robotics manufacturer.
09:50So what does this titan of the private sector think about his odds at succeeding where the
09:56government has failed?
09:57Well, where I come from, which is America, the house always wins.
10:03Mrs. Howard, Mrs. Howard, I'm sorry I'm late.
10:08Let me take your bags to the gate.
10:10Looks like you already got your hands full.
10:12Oh, I'm suddenly a very important person and a possible assassination target.
10:17We'll meet you at the gate, Hank.
10:19Okay.
10:21Uh, you go ahead.
10:23I gotta call my agents.
10:25All right.
10:46Glad you chose to do the right thing.
10:49Is that what you call killing a man?
10:53Check the coin return.
10:55If Robert House gets cold fusion while tech gets the bombs, this is the only way to stop
11:03it.
11:03Is this what I think it is?
11:05You're a soldier.
11:07You've killed before.
11:09In uniform.
11:11Wearing a costume doesn't make it any better.
11:14I'm giving you the opportunity to save countless lives in exchange for one.
11:21I think in this case, the ends justify the means.
11:25You know, people have been saying shit like that for years.
11:36I tell you what, I'll stop the exchange.
11:41I'll get your cold fusion back.
11:45But I'm not going to kill a man to do it.
12:00I know I'd go from rags to riches
12:06If you would only say you care.
12:11If you would only say you care.
12:13If you would only say you care.
12:26My clothes may still be torn and tattered
12:33But in my heart I'd be a king
12:37There's a vault tech hotel.
12:39Your ad campaign has been an enormous success.
12:46It's a crazy world.
12:55I'm a big fan.
12:57The President Army shouldn't be allowed to unilateral dictate American policy.
13:02I deserve to be part of this conversation.
13:05I'm a United States Congresswoman.
13:17Hey, here.
13:20I'm really sorry about that.
13:21That's fine.
13:23Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations.
13:29Cool?
13:35Keep at it.
13:58Oh, I, uh, I need to talk to those reps from Rockwell.
14:04Care to join?
14:05What do you say?
14:07I'm going to get a couple of drinks.
14:08New bikini?
14:10Yes, sir.
15:29Mr. House would like to see you.
15:32Mr. House would like to see you.
16:10Hello?
16:17I'm Robert Howells.
16:20From the fucking toilet?
16:24I apologize.
16:25I was just very eager to meet you.
16:28Now,
16:31I know that you came to Vegas to kill me.
16:37Did you not?
16:38I know that you came to Vegas to see you.
17:08I know that you came to Vegas.
17:08How nice a dame you can be
17:11I know the way you treated other guys you've been with
17:15Luck be a lady with me
17:20A lady doesn't leave her escort
17:23It isn't fair, it isn't nice
17:26Luck be a lady tonight
17:33Luck be a lady tonight
17:37Luck, if you've ever been a lady to begin with
17:40Luck be a lady tonight
17:45So let's keep the party polite
17:47Let's keep the party polite
17:49Let's get lucky, shall we?
17:51Never get out of my mind
17:52Stick with me, baby
17:54I'm the fella you came with
17:56Luck be a lady
17:57Luck be a lady
17:59Luck be a lady
18:01What's the matter, rollin' back
18:02Go down
18:03Look at the light
18:05Hello, gorgeous
18:08How I've missed you
18:12I'll admit you'd be disappointed in how I've behaved since we've been apart
18:16But
18:18You can't begrudge a man for filling the void, can you?
18:23Fully integrated security technotronic officer active and reporting for duty
18:29That makes two of us
18:35Oh, a looky-loo, eh?
18:38Go watch from behind a shrub or something like a civilized pervert
18:42Now
18:44Where were we?
18:45Where were we?
18:45Where were we?
18:45Where were we?
18:47Where were we?
18:47Where were we?
18:48Where were we?
18:49Where were we?
18:51Where were we?
18:52Where were we?
18:54Where were we?
18:56Where were we?
18:57Where were we?
18:58Where were we?
19:00Where were we?
19:00Where were we?
19:00Where were we?
19:00Where were we?
19:01Where were we?
19:01Where were we?
19:02Where were we?
19:05Where were we?
19:38How would you like to forget
19:40everything you've ever known?
19:43Everyone you've ever known?
19:46Your language and motor skills
19:49will remain intact.
19:52Every choice you've made,
19:54every moment you've cherished
19:56will be completely and utterly
20:00removed from your memory.
20:02Please, yes.
20:31Oh, good gracious!
20:34Oh!
20:36Oh!
20:39Oh, no!
20:41No!
20:43No!
20:44No!
20:45No!
21:07Let's begin.
21:17Let's begin.
21:45Let's begin.
21:46Let's begin.
21:46Let's begin.
21:47Let's begin.
22:13Let's begin.
22:17Let's begin.
22:33Let's begin.
22:38Let's begin.
22:41Let's begin.
23:22Let's begin.
23:38Let's begin.
23:42Let's begin.
24:09Let's begin.
24:15Let's begin.
24:21Let's begin.
24:51Let's begin.
24:56Let's begin.
25:03Let's go.
25:05Let's go.
25:14Let's go.
25:25Let's go.
25:27Let's go.
25:28Let's go.
25:28Let's go.
25:42Let's go.
25:55Let's go.
25:56Let's go.
25:57One more!
26:41One more!
27:26What are you doing?
27:30Uh...
27:30Uh...
27:33I-I just, um...
27:35I came in the wrong door, so...
27:47Are you...
27:49Sonny?
27:52You left town.
27:56Okay.
27:59So...
28:00He's not in that trash can behind me?
28:07No.
28:09It's the guy who tried to rob the place.
28:13And...
28:14He's naked.
28:16So...
28:17Did he come in here naked?
28:22Yeah.
28:24I mean, it's not weird for someone to rob a store naked.
28:27Lots of people do it, okay?
28:35Anyway, I'm just gonna be leaving now.
28:37And you're not gonna shoot me as I go,
28:39No, sir, don't touch that gun.
28:40If you touch that gun, I'm gonna have to maim you.
28:42Hold on.
28:44Hold on.
28:52Sir...
28:54I'm sorry, I...
29:00Oh, gosh.
29:09Who are you?
29:16I don't know.
29:28What?
29:29No.
29:29I'll do it.
29:30I'll do it, I'm sorry.
29:33Oh, my God!
29:34Oh...
29:34Oh...
29:35Oh, my God!
29:42Oh, my God!
29:44Oh, my God!
29:51Mr. Howard, I've been following you for some time.
29:57Have you?
29:58Oh, don't worry. I'm not a crazed fan of one of your films.
30:02Unlike Edison and some of the rest, I don't care for fiction.
30:05It's not real. It doesn't matter.
30:08My interest in you, though, on the other hand,
30:11well, that does matter.
30:14How do you figure that?
30:16Our destinies are mathematically intertwined.
30:23How long have you been pretending to be this guy?
30:27About ten years.
30:29Ten years.
30:31It's a living.
30:33Mr. Howard, come down here.
30:37Unless you and I talk.
30:40I'm not going to come down there.
30:42Come down here.
30:43I don't want to come down there.
30:48Mr. Howard, I was there with you in Alaska.
30:52I doubt that very much.
30:55Not physically, of course.
30:57I'm not insane.
30:59But I did license a piece of software to Westec, which gave me access to the T-45 armor you
31:05wore.
31:06So I saw what you saw.
31:09I saw it all.
31:13I saw the demon in the snow, and I believe that it's connected to the future of this great nation.
31:22And to your wife.
31:38Like yourself, Mr. Howard, I am an apex competitor.
31:44Mr. Howard, we are the very best at what we do.
31:49And what I do is I know everything.
31:55I know who is making what technology.
31:58And I acquire that technology at the most lucrative moment in its span of functionality.
32:09This week, I'm acquiring cold fusion from Vault-Tec.
32:14From my wife.
32:17Correct.
32:20It will allow me to stay alive indefinitely, in roboticized non-biological form, and protect Las Vegas from the coming
32:28nuclear war.
32:28Now, initiated by my wife.
32:32Hmm.
32:36Unclear.
32:37By Vault-Tec, then?
32:40No, I doubt that.
32:41Despite what we both heard in that meeting.
32:45Vault-Tec is a collision of bureaucrats.
32:48Your wife, though, I don't know.
32:53You said you knew everything.
32:55I routinely design and run mathematical paradigms based on global, political, and socio-economic conditions in an effort to predict
33:04future events.
33:08And one spring morning, the data coalesced, and it told me, in no uncertain terms, that the world would, well,
33:20end.
33:21The calculator told you that.
33:26The date of the end of the world may not interest you, Mr. Howard, but the date the data coalesced
33:33might.
33:35April 14th, 2065, at 5.17 a.m.
33:41Is that date of any interest to you?
33:51That's my daughter's birthday.
33:56Oh, that is vexingly curious, isn't it?
34:05More curious is that you were not meant to come to Vegas this weekend.
34:09Your wife, Barbara, was meant to come alone.
34:12The moment that you bought your ticket to Las Vegas, the date the world was going to end, jumped forward
34:20by one month.
34:22What are you, uh, a fortune teller now?
34:28I'm a mathematician, a roboticist, and a casino owner.
34:33And I don't know yet how you figure into all of this, but you most certainly do.
34:41And I don't like unknown variables.
34:47Irksome.
34:51Not knowing exactly how you play a part in ending the world.
34:57You know, you know, the person who wanted me to kill you, you know, they think, they think that you
35:06are going to end things by selling Vault-Tec the weapons it needs.
35:13No.
35:15The bombs will not be dropped by me or any of the idiots at that meeting.
35:23The bombs will not be dropped by me or any of the idiots at that meeting, but I believe, but
35:26I believe there is a, another player at the table.
35:34The same unknown entity responsible for your demon in the snow.
35:41Who?
35:42I don't know.
35:45It's like I said.
35:47Irks.
35:48Because you see, I live my life by one simple maxim.
35:53The house always wins, right?
35:55And it does.
35:56I'm making sure of it using every single piece of technology at my disposal.
36:05But what if I'm not the house?
36:09What if someone else is?
36:13What if you're just a fucking lunatic?
36:18I'm a lunatic?
36:20I'm a lunatic?
36:47Yeah.
36:47I'm a lunatic?
36:48What if you're just a fucking lunatic?
36:49What if it is you?
36:50I don't think you're a cowboy at all, no.
36:54I think you're a killer.
36:56I think I know exactly who you are.
37:25Oh, my God.
37:32All right. Tom's room. Clark. Me. With me.
37:45It's dead.
37:47Who are you hoping to contact?
37:49The investors.
37:54Hey, Clark. Your project manager. Get this operational stat.
37:58That shouldn't take long.
38:00Hey, Pete. Go try that one.
38:16You okay?
38:21Sorry. You'd think it would have all hit me at once, but, uh...
38:27Don't...
38:31Even if my parents survived the bombs, they'd be gone by now.
38:34Same with my friends.
38:37My cat.
38:43Your cat have a name?
38:47His name was Puppy.
38:49Puppy the cat.
38:51It's funny, huh?
38:54I mean, not right now, I guess.
39:08You don't strike me as the kind of person who would sign up for a program like this.
39:13Did you know going in about the future enterprise ventures?
39:18Like I said, I just started this job a week ago.
39:22But everything these people talked about is something pretty even nutty to me.
39:26But you don't remember what they said?
39:29Nothing about doing something to the people in Palt 32 or 33?
39:37There was a six-pack.
39:41That's boss.
39:42Her name was Barbara Howard.
39:45She was in charge of all the well proposals.
39:48Do you know where her office is?
39:53Go for it.
40:08Go for it.
40:23You're not really a bad successor, are you?
40:30How'd you know?
40:33Mmm, because you're not absolutely nuts.
40:40But the rest of them, they are nuts.
40:43I mean, they bet their whole lives on Bud Askins and his weird multi-millennial plan.
40:49If they realize you took that from them, you're just not telling what they'll do.
40:57Sorry if that came across as a little dramatic, but in my defense, I did just see the world end
41:03like a week ago.
41:08I could really use a drink. Do you want a drink?
41:13I've actually never had one.
41:15Really? I'll be right back.
41:30Featuring your best ventures.
41:40F.
41:42E.V.
41:50The first evolutionary virus.
41:58You lied to us.
41:59...
42:03...
42:06...
42:08No!
42:40No!
43:08No!
43:31I think we can say I am officially done with Dragoon.
43:38Window.
43:56You done?
44:10Thanks.
44:13Least I can do. Consider it.
44:21Who's that?
44:26I'll let him explain.
44:35Hi.
44:37I was sent here by your father.
44:41Mr. McClain is very impressed that you followed him this far, but he's quite secure in an underground facility. There's
44:51no reaching him from here, not without his explicit invitation.
44:55You're gonna walk right back out of here and lead us to my father. Now.
44:59Unfortunately, I don't have permission.
45:05Mr. McClain is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter. They are quite peacefully resting in stasis. And wouldn't it
45:17be a shame if Mr. McClain had to terminate that slumber prematurely? They almost assuredly wouldn't survive the process.
45:28Don't listen to him. Whatever it is, we can't trust him.
45:33However, Mr. McClain is willing to make a deal. One family's safety for another's. Mr. McClain will leave your wife
45:42and daughter safe and sound in their cryo chambers if you bring his daughter back to the safety of her
45:51vault.
45:54What?
45:55Your father is in the process of setting certain plans in motion. He'd like it if you'd be able to
45:59wait it out, safe and sound, back at home.
46:07Do you accept?
46:18You can't actually be considering this.
46:37Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with us.
46:41Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with us.
46:57We were actually beginning to get along.
47:03Yeah.
47:20Wonderful!
47:22I'll inform management that you made an agreeable decision.
47:27Good afternoon.
47:56Take a nap.
48:00When you wake up, you'll be home.
48:06Couldn't be helped.
48:12Family's a fucked up thing.
48:22Kitchen and one.
48:32One, one, two, three.
48:45One, two, three.
48:47Five, four, four, five, four, five, four.
49:03Oh, my God.
49:04Can I have a kiss?
49:06We have to ride the missile.
49:30Oh, my God.
49:50I thought we were friends.
50:36We need to talk.
50:51I thought we were friends.
51:09Oh, my little sugar ball.
51:25Oh, my little sugar ball.
52:13Oh, my little sugar ball.
52:43Oh, my little sugar ball.
53:09Oh, my little sugar ball.
53:09Oh, my little sugar ball.
53:10Oh, my little sugar ball.
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