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00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Why?
00:00:08Like that?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:23This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity
00:00:53on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:01In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:05Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:18Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25What?
00:01:26Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:43Alright, welcome to the Kingdom Alley.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:50I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye out of you.
00:02:06What?
00:02:07A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:09I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:54What?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Uh-huh.
00:03:02Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:18I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, later, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:35Reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:57wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything to me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look at
00:04:01it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I, uh, hit your
00:04:15signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about me?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you then.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:19No.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable.
00:05:31And...
00:05:31more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team, and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove your bets first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on the sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:55Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07Excuse me.
00:06:07Oh.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show them aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh, my God.
00:06:41Oh, my God.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:46Hmm.
00:06:47We lost, and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I just side the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh, my God.
00:08:07Sorry.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:10Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:46The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03Nice look.
00:09:10Are you guys your bench?
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:19Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:21In the men's shower, Allison?
00:09:23Unhinged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:36I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:40Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah, and uh, whose fault is it?
00:09:48I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my messenger?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:03I think.
00:10:04I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:06Why?
00:10:07Okay, come on.
00:10:08What?
00:10:09Just give it back!
00:10:10Whatever you-
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:14I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you- are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:28Well, it's the truth.
00:10:29So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:31Hold on.
00:10:32Let me do something really quick.
00:10:33What are you doing?
00:10:34There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:38Dirty them.
00:10:39That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:47So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:54Cool.
00:10:55Do what?
00:10:56I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:07Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:09Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24You sure you want me to take it like that?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:36Ah, yes.
00:11:38Rhett.
00:11:39Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:41I'm coming.
00:11:43Are you alright?
00:11:44Yes.
00:11:45Any a little bit of air.
00:11:46It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like.
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms?
00:12:14I'll tell you this.
00:12:15It's for grown ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:22That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:30Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so.
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:36You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48You had to do it, you couldn't do it.
00:12:48I didn't see the funcion.
00:12:49I'm really mad, but that time had to come back.
00:12:51That time was great.
00:12:52I'm going to kill him.
00:12:54I'm just kidding.
00:12:55You had to do it.
00:13:00Get out of it.
00:13:01I was like.
00:13:01I, I just mean, I'm really mad.
00:13:02I didn't know you're good.
00:13:05And I didn't know you're good.
00:13:09I just said.
00:13:10What are you saying? Who do you think you are, my father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:23So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah, we're roommates, and that means we're equals.
00:13:31And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:34So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:38And Ryan has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:48Nope. Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No, Pro Max. Not when he looks like that.
00:13:58You got pregnant though?
00:14:00Yeah. This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:05First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:11You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:13I'm not your prisoner. I don't control what I do.
00:14:30Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:37Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie? Seriously?
00:14:43But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate. And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:54Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:14:59I don't take orders from those.
00:15:21Oh my god. Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:29Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:32Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:39Thanks.
00:15:40At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:43You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:52Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up. Let's play a game.
00:16:13I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here. Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What's the matter? No guys want you?
00:16:33Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling. She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:39You can't get a guy? You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants
00:16:43to claim you?
00:16:44Where's she the camera?
00:16:45Just... just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison? Yeah, I...
00:17:04that is punishment for wasting your time but you're so thirsty lick it up
00:17:14lick it up
00:17:26what's up where are you not club vibe i am i lost a dare yeah what kind of dare
00:17:37i need a man to claim me in front of everyone alison are you asking me to go to a
00:17:43club after
00:17:43i told you that i didn't think it was a good idea for you to go out tonight come on
00:17:47brett please
00:17:48this is serious can you just come get me no alison you know what you wanted to break the rules
00:17:53you enjoy your night brett please
00:17:59how dare you even think brett he'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:03you literally stalked him into the men's showers i'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet
00:18:16where do you think you're going grab her no get off of me you lost the dare you pay the
00:18:22price
00:18:25you need to loosen up you couldn't get brett's touchy that's fine
00:18:28we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:44what was that oh jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare
00:18:55please come on sweetheart that dare is a dare stop fighting
00:19:01i'm doing you a favor taking the v-card out of your ass
00:19:13please please stop please
00:19:33don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:35don't you ever put your hands on my girl again
00:19:46brett this is a total overreaction jason and allie were just having fun together
00:19:51i mean look at how she's dressed she's practically begging for it
00:20:05you know i better not see any videos of this online
00:20:07or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:10and that goes for everybody
00:20:11i don't want to see one picture of one video
00:20:13does everybody understand that
00:20:17great
00:20:18we're going to delete them right now
00:20:36hey hey what do you think you're doing huh
00:20:39sneaking out going to a place like this
00:20:43what would have happened if i hadn't shown up
00:20:44what did you mean back there
00:20:51back where
00:20:53and you told everyone
00:20:55that i'm your girl
00:20:58the literal meaning
00:21:00i completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me
00:21:03i told ron that i was going to protect you
00:21:06and that's exactly what i'm doing
00:21:09yeah
00:21:10i know
00:21:11because i'm just ron's little sister huh
00:21:13always causing trouble
00:21:15please just put this up
00:21:17happy
00:21:18yeah
00:21:23well you know what i don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere
00:21:26dressed like this
00:21:27like i'm desperate
00:21:27no that's not true
00:21:28i know
00:21:29okay i'm a total joke
00:21:30bullshit
00:21:31you're trying to impress people that don't matter
00:21:33okay
00:21:33these people are not your friends
00:21:35and you're lowering your standards
00:21:36i know
00:21:36i know
00:21:37obviously i know rita's not my friend
00:21:39and i know that i'm a pathetic loser
00:21:40and i know that i'm not good enough for you
00:21:43that's not true
00:21:46fuck rita
00:21:47fuck everybody
00:21:49i'll send you perfect just the way that you are
00:21:51i don't want to be me
00:21:52okay
00:21:53i want to be liked
00:21:54i want to be wanted
00:21:55and i want someone
00:21:56who will answer when i call them
00:21:58i'll always answer when you call
00:22:01i'll always be there
00:22:02so what does that mean
00:22:04what does that mean for us
00:22:05what am i
00:22:07to you brett
00:22:08i'm losing my mind
00:22:10i know the rules
00:22:12but
00:22:12look at her
00:22:14all i can think
00:22:15just this once
00:22:18what
00:22:21say it
00:22:22just say it
00:22:23i'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this
00:22:25because i'm just ron's little sister
00:22:28no
00:22:28it's the only reason you look at me huh
00:22:30that is not true
00:22:31then tell me
00:22:32that you don't feel anything when you look at me
00:22:34tell me there's nothing happening right now
00:22:36i can't
00:22:39you can't actually do anything about it either
00:22:42so you know what
00:22:43just forget it
00:22:45forget i said anything
00:22:48i'm done begging you
00:22:49i'm done
00:22:50no
00:22:50alison
00:22:51alison stop it
00:22:53yes
00:22:58listen
00:22:59there is a line
00:23:00that i am trying
00:23:01to not
00:23:02cross
00:23:03why
00:23:04because if i do
00:23:05i won't be able to stop
00:23:09he says that you have to stop
00:23:14please don't stop
00:23:15please don't stop
00:23:35what are you doing
00:23:37ruining everything
00:23:56what are you doing right now
00:24:03talk to me
00:24:04i facetimed ron
00:24:08what is he doing
00:24:09is he seriously going to kiss me in front of ron
00:24:17yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:19hey ron what's up man
00:24:20allie called me
00:24:21allie called me dumbass
00:24:22and i had to sign up
00:24:23to see your face
00:24:24two inches away from hers
00:24:25so you guys better have a good ass explanation right now
00:24:28or i'm gonna come over there and beat your ass
00:24:30it's
00:24:30it was an accident okay
00:24:32we just
00:24:33i butt dialed you
00:24:35we went to the freshman party
00:24:37and
00:24:37and
00:24:38i was leaving
00:24:39and something got in my eye
00:24:41and so brett
00:24:42was helping me
00:24:43and i was holding the flashlight
00:24:44okay
00:24:44chill
00:24:45really
00:24:47yeah look
00:24:51it's really dry okay
00:24:52my eye is like dying
00:24:55all right
00:24:56brett if that's true
00:24:57you guys got to take care to
00:24:58i don't know
00:24:59like an urgent care right now or something
00:25:00i need you to take care of that
00:25:02i was uh
00:25:02i was going to right after
00:25:04i got it
00:25:06peace
00:25:06bye
00:25:10oh my god
00:25:11that was really really close
00:25:13hey what's that
00:25:15let's go on
00:25:16we should
00:25:16you forgot something
00:25:17no ellie
00:25:18it's late
00:25:19come on you almost kissed me
00:25:20hey allison
00:25:23stop
00:25:28quit acting so childish
00:25:33you know the only thing that i need to quit
00:25:37is you
00:25:45all right ladies
00:25:47physical assessments today
00:25:48allison
00:25:50you're up first
00:25:53A
00:25:54D
00:25:54didn't
00:25:54look at
00:25:55i
00:25:56even
00:25:57you
00:25:58you
00:26:16don't
00:26:22Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:26You're looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:28You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:32Shut up.
00:26:40Hey, uh...
00:26:41Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:45Huh?
00:26:47Hey, let's do it.
00:26:54Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:00Solo, Allison? Let me help.
00:27:03No hands-on.
00:27:06I'm okay.
00:27:07Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:12Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:15Oh, she's with me.
00:27:17I'm not with anyone.
00:27:20Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:23That's right. She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:27Choose me.
00:27:31Walk away, Chad.
00:27:33Right now.
00:27:36Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:43What are you doing?
00:27:44What?
00:27:45Are you jealous or something?
00:27:47No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:48What was that?
00:27:49I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:51Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:55First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:01All right, come on.
00:28:02You're first.
00:28:09Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:11You ready, Ricky?
00:28:12I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:15But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:17Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:20You want to play?
00:28:22Fine.
00:28:23Let's play.
00:28:24Get used to toast.
00:28:31Fuck it!
00:28:37Fuck it!
00:28:43Fuck it!
00:28:53I found a human being!
00:28:54What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:57I'm not doing anything.
00:28:58Stop it.
00:29:00Stop where?
00:29:04Switch positions!
00:29:06You're turned.
00:29:19Whenever you're ready.
00:29:21She's trying to kill me.
00:29:22And it's working.
00:29:29She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:31It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:34Morana's gonna murder me.
00:29:41What the hell am I doing?
00:29:47What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50You okay, Brad?
00:29:52I'm good.
00:29:52And done!
00:29:53Alison, you killed it today.
00:29:56You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:00Really?
00:30:01Wow, thank you.
00:30:05Congratulations.
00:30:07Uh...
00:30:07Good flirting, you two.
00:30:14No.
00:30:31Oh my...
00:30:33It's fucking hot!
00:30:34Hot!
00:30:35You okay?
00:30:36Oh my god.
00:30:39Oh my god.
00:30:41No problem.
00:30:43Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:45Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:46Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:49It's fine.
00:30:50Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:52I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:55Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:57How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:00Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:01It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:03I'm doing laundry.
00:31:04I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:06I, um, didn't...
00:31:08You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:10And it...
00:31:11And neither are you.
00:31:12You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:14You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:16And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:18Okay, I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:20Listen, I just...
00:31:22Why aren't you still here?
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:25Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:27This is my morning routine.
00:31:28I don't... It's 8.30.
00:31:30Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock
00:31:32for like a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:34What?
00:31:34Nobody told me that.
00:31:35Had...
00:31:37Oh my gosh, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:39Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:39This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:41She's gonna...
00:31:41She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:44Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:44It's okay.
00:31:45I'll...
00:31:46Okay.
00:32:00You got all your stuff?
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:04Um...
00:32:04I have to go.
00:32:05Okay.
00:32:06Thanks.
00:32:07Bye.
00:32:15Did you just see that?
00:32:16That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:20And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:22He never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:24Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:26Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:35Hey, uh, sorry I'm late.
00:32:37I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:39Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:42Late is late.
00:32:43You're just too lazy.
00:32:52Hey!
00:32:54What's your problem?
00:32:55My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:32:57It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:00Like I said, nobody...
00:33:05No!
00:33:05Hey!
00:33:06Stop!
00:33:07Are you crazy?
00:33:09Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:13Stop!
00:33:15You wanna fight?
00:33:16I'll give you a reason.
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:23Hey!
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:25What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:26Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:27This is the girls' locker room!
00:33:29Cool.
00:33:29Get out.
00:33:32Get out of here.
00:33:32All of you.
00:33:33Get out of here.
00:33:34Right now.
00:33:34Did you hear me?
00:33:34Get out!
00:33:40You okay?
00:33:41It's fine.
00:33:44I just can't go out there like this, so...
00:33:46I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:48It's gonna be okay.
00:33:49We have enough time.
00:33:51Trust me.
00:33:54Hi, hello.
00:33:56Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:33:58room.
00:33:59Right now.
00:34:04All right.
00:34:04Hey, listen.
00:34:06Use my jersey.
00:34:07Make it look better than the original.
00:34:08All right?
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:34Is that even Allison?
00:34:45She looks...
00:34:47Stony.
00:34:50Look at you.
00:34:51You look, uh...
00:34:52You look fantastic.
00:34:53You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:56It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:34:58You know, that's true.
00:34:59That's...
00:34:59That's true, I have.
00:35:00Hey, are you sure?
00:35:01It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:04Yeah.
00:35:05You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:08Really?
00:35:10To you, as...
00:35:11As your best friend's sister.
00:35:13Of course.
00:35:15As...
00:35:16More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:19All right.
00:35:20Time's ticking.
00:35:21Let's move.
00:35:23Allison.
00:35:24I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:28But it works.
00:35:31You take center.
00:35:32Let's go.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:38Hey, uh...
00:35:45Look at the leg.
00:35:48Okay.
00:35:54Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:00Oh, yeah!
00:36:03One, two, three, go!
00:36:05Woo!
00:36:13Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:15Oh, yeah!
00:36:22Oh, yeah!
00:36:23Yeah!
00:36:25Oh, yeah!
00:36:26Ooh, yeah!
00:36:28Ooh, yeah!
00:36:33What is that girl?
00:36:34She's on fire.
00:36:35It's Allison Scott.
00:36:37You know she had moves.
00:36:42Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:45I mean, damn.
00:36:46I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:49Body in that uniform?
00:36:51Woo!
00:36:52You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:54Stay with me.
00:36:56I don't have to.
00:36:56See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:00I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:04is my fist.
00:37:15He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:17The 20.
00:37:18The 10.
00:37:22Touchdown!
00:37:23Harrison does it again.
00:37:25State wins.
00:37:26Oh, good job!
00:37:28Let's go right here.
00:37:31Woo!
00:37:34Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:41Hey.
00:37:43Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:45That was really good.
00:37:47You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:49Hey, shut up.
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:54you're okay
00:38:06is he actually going to kiss me in front of the entire stadium
00:38:21now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff i haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:29come on allison let's give the people what they want i know i shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:38oh but i want it
00:38:54wait what
00:39:00i can't believe this is happening kiss cam me and brett
00:39:14allison don't pass out
00:39:19thanks for keeping chat at bay no problem
00:39:30this is insane i shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:35but it feels so right i never want it to end
00:39:42harrison
00:39:49harrison
00:39:52oh what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school
00:39:56ron just calm down okay you're making a scene i'm making a scene yeah i'm making a scene you two
00:40:01were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron stop beating like this okay are you serious right
00:40:07now if i hadn't stepped in you two would have needed to get a room
00:40:12you're unbelievable i hate you
00:40:19no no no no you cut the crap you tell me right now what's happening between you two i i
00:40:23promise
00:40:24do not bullshit me absolutely nothing i'm i'm serious nothing
00:40:29you're fucking lying i saw the way you kissed her okay she is not another one of your conquests i
00:40:34know
00:40:34that so you stay in your lane because she is my sister and i'm warning you you do not cross
00:40:40me
00:40:40you do not i promise you dude fuck
00:40:47okay hey we need to talk no i sound like a mom
00:40:53this is ridiculous why am i texting him he's literally in the next room
00:40:58you know what just go in there just ask him hey brett what the hell was that kiss
00:41:04he kissed me back he can't deny it this time it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:11okay do or die
00:41:19what are you doing getting groceries what do you think i'm doing i'm taking a hot bath
00:41:24well i think you should do something else i think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:29she has no idea what she's doing to me brett what happened at the kiss cam today
00:41:36i know you didn't hate it oh i can't talk about the kiss cam
00:41:42hi you can't talk about the kiss cam like are you that much of a coward oh you know what
00:41:47i'm not
00:41:47talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about it was a kiss cam at a game
00:41:53and we did it do you want to get real ellie the fun's over it's finished do you understand
00:42:01don't you dare no don't you dare look like that i'm not doing no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:05do you
00:42:05think i'm trying to be a jerk you think i'm trying to be an asshole don't you understand how hard
00:42:10you're making this for me you're coming in here in your bikini huh yeah i know what you're doing
00:42:14i'm not doing anything yes you are you know what even if i was i guess i'm just playing into
00:42:20the game
00:42:21because that's all this is yeah okay so then earlier i should have kissed chat
00:42:26i had two options you and him and i picked wrong
00:42:33don't say stupid like that ellie
00:42:36jack's a predator and a loser and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that okay
00:42:42i can't
00:42:50oh is he hard
00:42:56well at least chad is honest about what he wants you don't think i'll be honest
00:43:06oh it's getting hot now you know biology whether it's biology or not i'm the one who's causing it
00:43:21allie right he goes out here what is he doing here you have to get out i can't get out
00:43:26if i get
00:43:27out he's gonna see me with my flag phone he's gonna kill me okay well yeah he definitely can't
00:43:30see us like this so i i'm gonna get out okay cool allie hey oh my god he's telling you
00:43:36allie hey
00:43:37just get under get out of what allie hi showin alone yeah but i'm naked
00:43:49okay get out you're you're not though okay well i also have a vibe and you're ruining it so i'm
00:44:01sorry
00:44:01i just i wanted to get my charger i left it out here yesterday you got it so i also
00:44:05wanted to say that
00:44:08i think you did a great job today i mean it you kicked ass and i'm sorry that i was
00:44:14a
00:44:15an asshole about it thanks
00:44:24okay but what was the kiss cam thing seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized
00:44:31me so i'm just wondering why you did that run i mean it's a kiss cam it's a game everyone
00:44:38does it
00:44:40a game i just feel like it's kind of i don't know a dream this is a guy that you've
00:44:44had a crush on your
00:44:45whole life well it was him or it was chad so who did you want me to pick that's fair
00:44:51chad sucks yeah tone it down a little bit okay okay he's my best friend and i don't want things
00:44:56to be
00:44:56weird they won't be okay thanks what was that what was that sorry i got water in my nose okay
00:45:15i'm okay don't drown okay okay have a good soak i guess okay bye
00:45:27god the animals he died
00:45:30good talk wait
00:45:35i have to ask you something i'm going to ask him out on a date don't be the little sister
00:45:40allison
00:45:41be the girl he kissed there's this like stupid event thing tomorrow i was just wondering if you would
00:45:49want to go with me
00:45:56you got plans allie
00:46:01okay yeah whatever
00:46:02i don't know if you want to go with me
00:46:15i don't know if you want to go with me
00:46:16Rhett
00:46:20i guess we have the same plans
00:46:27except his or with rita not me
00:46:39look
00:46:39charity case is running a charity sale just finally getting back did you know allison
00:46:44hand makes these little trinkets it's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:48i didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:51i came by myself
00:46:52rhett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation daddy donated a little of his collection
00:46:58nothing major just some birkin bags some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:03let's see what you're peddling here ally
00:47:07huh how much are you asking for this
00:47:10fifteen dollars i made it myself
00:47:13fifteen dollars for some plastic and twine
00:47:16you don't have to buy it
00:47:18it's ambitious
00:47:20you know i don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:22i'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets
00:47:29you want to say five hundred dollars a piece
00:47:33are you insane you actually want this garbage
00:47:36you know i value the artist that's just how expensive something looks
00:47:39so five hundred dollars what's that supposed to mean she's nothing
00:47:42no you're nothing especially compared to her
00:47:45how dare you compare me to this peasant
00:47:50why don't you get out of here no i'm serious don't come back to the table again
00:47:57you know i do think this stuff is pretty what are you doing what do you mean you can't keep
00:48:02doing
00:48:02this to me you blew me off yesterday and then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry
00:48:07you're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next what do you want
00:48:11i'm i'm just trying to no allison party at my place celebrating the big win you coming
00:48:20i don't know i'm not interested she's a grown woman she can speak for herself so what do you say
00:48:31you're not going anywhere and there goes the big brother act again who does he think he is toying
00:48:37with my feelings like this you hate chad brett fine chad's my new best friend then no yeah sounds fun
00:48:48i'll be there
00:48:57there she is my guest of honor damn listen you look sexy oh thanks
00:49:09it's a cool party yeah you know i threw this whole thing just for you really for me
00:49:16why did you do that you're single i'm single you need another reason
00:49:22so what's to do with you and brett huh no deal there's nothing happening between us he's just a
00:49:29friend of a friend of a friend of my brother so it's his loss my gain
00:49:37hey you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam allison let's fix that
00:49:47yeah no why not there's nothing between me and brett obviously maybe i should just move on you ever
00:49:53play the pocky challenge no what's that we each bite from one end until one of us chickens out
00:50:15damn it why am i thinking about him at a time like this come on allison you're already here
00:50:23i don't know what's that we're going to be talking about
00:50:31fine but i play to win
00:50:39i could check it out 10 bucks say they kiss
00:50:56dude what the
00:50:57fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do you think you're
00:51:03doing
00:51:03you're ruining my night just like i care that i'm ruining your night what do you think ron would
00:51:07think if you knew you were i don't care how about you elect you're someone who gives a
00:51:10fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit let's go let's
00:51:13go let's go
00:51:14i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:19get the fuck away from me
00:51:30oh my god oh
00:51:33oh
00:51:45look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:04i can't feel it
00:52:05i can't feel it i can't feel it breathe just try to breathe all right hey
00:52:11i'm gonna be okay
00:52:13all right
00:52:13all right
00:52:14let's get you
00:52:15let's get you
00:52:16okay
00:52:20get out of my way move move
00:52:26just put me down brett
00:52:28go get you down
00:52:28you know you could have died apples and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that
00:52:35guy you
00:52:36let alone being this close to kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total
00:52:39fucking douchebag right that's not fair what's not fair what's not fair what am i not understanding
00:52:46huh what what don't i understand i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i
00:52:53don't know how guys work all the time you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to
00:52:57admit that okay
00:52:57you're not any better than me
00:52:59i'm not any better what did i do how am i not any better what are you talking about
00:53:04you're worse i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an asshole how am i
00:53:08worse
00:53:09you're worse
00:53:10because you saved me when i was drowning
00:53:12yeah because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined
00:53:16because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone because you drove me to school when i was
00:53:21late
00:53:21yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:25you know i don't understand
00:53:30you made me fall in love with you
00:53:34that's the worst thing
00:53:35don't say that i did no no i fell in love with you i'm in love with you
00:53:39and you're my brother's best friend i know that
00:53:42i know
00:53:42so then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:44and saving me like a hero and then
00:53:47pushing me away
00:53:48am i crazy
00:53:50do you not feel anything
00:53:53because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:54and you can't keep doing that
00:53:57okay
00:53:59i want you to tell me
00:54:00to stop
00:54:02tell me that you don't want this tell me you want me to get away from you right now
00:54:05i'm never gonna tell you stop
00:54:07i'm never gonna tell you stop
00:54:14fuck it
00:54:30i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:40listen you have no idea
00:54:42every single time i saw you it was him
00:54:45i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:48than just my best friend's sister
00:54:51why didn't you say anything
00:54:53i made a promise to run
00:54:56but you know what
00:55:03i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:05i don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:14all else
00:55:15i think i met you everyday
00:55:18every morning
00:55:20every night
00:55:23every single time i close my eyes
00:55:26it's you that i see
00:55:30every time
00:55:31every time
00:55:33hey
00:55:34hey
00:55:35what
00:55:42i want you to take me
00:55:44right here
00:55:47right now
00:56:07what do you want us to be
00:56:11what do you want me to be
00:56:14i want you to be
00:56:15i want you to be mine
00:56:18i think i already am
00:56:23but what about ron
00:56:25he's gonna kill you
00:56:27i know
00:56:28i don't know
00:56:29he's very protective older brother
00:56:31but i think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:35how much i love you
00:56:42i don't know i think
00:56:45i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:49just for now
00:56:51i don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:53i know
00:56:54i know
00:56:56but it's just
00:56:57for a little
00:56:59until we find the right moment
00:57:01yeah
00:57:03yeah
00:57:03i won't do your way
00:57:06we'll be secret lovers
00:57:24thinking about you
00:57:25thinking about you
00:57:33hi captain
00:57:34when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:36i am uh
00:57:37currently stuck in the
00:57:38worst traffic ever right now
00:57:39i'm two seconds away from
00:57:40ditching my car and just
00:57:41sprinting to you
00:57:43well
00:57:45as much as i'd love to see you
00:57:46running to me
00:57:48don't
00:57:49my legs are killing me
00:57:50and
00:57:52i really like your car
00:57:53oh i know you love my car
00:57:55he grabbed me by the waist
00:57:56hoisting me up
00:57:57putting me on the hood of his car
00:57:58brett
00:57:59stop
00:58:00don't
00:58:01read my smut
00:58:02i'm telling you
00:58:03every single word that you've ever written
00:58:05is etched into my heart
00:58:06into my soul
00:58:08betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:10to my breasts
00:58:11gently suck it
00:58:12and biting
00:58:13holy shit
00:58:14that is literal trash
00:58:16but why does it sound like fifty shades of grey
00:58:19when he says it
00:58:21i feel so hot right now
00:58:25palms my center
00:58:26slowly massaging my folds
00:58:29take away alley
00:58:30fuck
00:58:39oh my god someone's coming
00:58:40um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:42bye
00:58:42i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:58:50i'm glad
00:58:51oh my god
00:59:03hey
00:59:04are you okay
00:59:04you sounded sick
00:59:05do you need help?
00:59:06mind your own business
00:59:08Virgin Mary
00:59:08you think just because brett
00:59:09took a chance on you once
00:59:11you're on my level now?
00:59:13I was just trying to help.
00:59:15Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:21Shoot. Late.
00:59:41Brett.
00:59:43That's Allison's.
00:59:45I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:47If I'd known it was your little girlfriend's, I never would have touched it.
01:00:06Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:10Hey.
01:00:10You found my bag. I was looking for that.
01:00:13No problem.
01:00:17Attention, all members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:20It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:26I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now,
01:00:30otherwise we'll be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:35Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:40Right?
01:00:41I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like ten minutes ago.
01:00:44Excuse me. I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:46Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:47And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:49Look at this.
01:00:49This is perfection.
01:00:51This is perfection.
01:00:51It's every girl's dream.
01:00:52I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:54And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:00:56I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:00Search me.
01:01:01I have nothing to hide.
01:01:07Your turn, Scott.
01:01:09Sure, but I...
01:01:11Rita!
01:01:13Jackpot.
01:01:14Well, well, well.
01:01:16Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:19I knew it.
01:01:20No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:23Allison.
01:01:25Performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:29Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:31Those aren't mine.
01:01:32Right.
01:01:34A cheater and a liar.
01:01:36Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:38I've never seen those.
01:01:39I don't know what they are.
01:01:41I'm lying.
01:01:42It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:44They're mine.
01:01:45Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:49Did you forget I asked you to hold onto my vitamins this morning?
01:01:52Yeah, sorry.
01:01:53I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:01:55He's right.
01:01:55They're just vitamins.
01:01:57No, they aren't.
01:01:58Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you've come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:04I just...
01:02:06They look suspicious.
01:02:08Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:11Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:13That's enough.
01:02:15All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:19Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:22What?
01:02:23You can't do that.
01:02:25Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:26Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:28I mean, I know it.
01:02:29Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:33You little bitch.
01:02:35You think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:37That's enough, Rita.
01:02:38My decision is final.
01:02:43Okay.
01:02:44Listen up.
01:02:45When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:49You want us to drop her?
01:02:50She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:52That's the point.
01:02:54Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:02:56So tragic.
01:02:57I can't do that.
01:02:58Coach will kill me.
01:02:59Fine.
01:03:00And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:03I know everything, girls.
01:03:05Every dirty little secret.
01:03:07Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:10Your call.
01:03:10And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:20Very sweet.
01:03:23What happened back there?
01:03:25How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:27I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:30So I swapped it out.
01:03:33I knew it.
01:03:34I knew she was up to something.
01:03:35You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:38Is she just...
01:03:39Yeah.
01:03:39She was throwing up.
01:03:41It was when we were...
01:03:44When we were having...
01:03:49phone sex.
01:03:51So, she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:03:54Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:03:58Hey, do you...
01:04:01Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:02Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:05I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:06I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:08I'm being serious, too.
01:04:09Allison.
01:04:10Perfect.
01:04:11You're so you are.
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:13I'll always be there.
01:04:16To catch you when you fall.
01:04:18Always.
01:04:21All right.
01:04:22On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:26Rita, you're up first, then Allison.
01:04:40Okay, Allison.
01:04:42Hey.
01:04:42Great job, you guys.
01:04:44You killed it.
01:04:46Okay, Allison.
01:04:54Hey.
01:04:58Great job, you guys.
01:04:59You killed it.
01:05:08Hey.
01:05:09I told you to catch you.
01:05:11Brett.
01:05:12You just saved my life.
01:05:17I guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something, huh?
01:05:20Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:22Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:22You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:25Are you kidding me?
01:05:27They almost dropped me.
01:05:28I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:29I could have died.
01:05:30That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:32Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:35Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:40Oh, Brett.
01:05:43Oh, my gosh.
01:05:44I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:46I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:47All right, everyone.
01:05:48In light of performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the
01:05:55new captain.
01:05:59Wow.
01:06:00That's nice.
01:06:01Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:03I'm proud of you.
01:06:04Wanna show me just how proud you are?
01:06:09That's game.
01:06:10State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:14Allie.
01:06:16Look, I know.
01:06:17It's not what you wanted.
01:06:17It's okay.
01:06:18Because you did good.
01:06:19That's all that matters.
01:06:20Thanks, bro.
01:06:21I'm gonna go take a piss.
01:06:22I'll be right back.
01:06:23Ew.
01:06:24Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:26Yo.
01:06:27Allison.
01:06:27She is.
01:06:28Looking good, baby.
01:06:30Y'all do private shows.
01:06:31You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:35You're so gross.
01:06:37Yo, what the hell?
01:06:38Are you serious?
01:06:40What?
01:06:40What's going on?
01:06:40I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:42Don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:44You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:45I'm in your dreams.
01:06:47How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:51again?
01:06:52You think you're so fucking special.
01:06:55Why?
01:06:56You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:06:58How?
01:06:59By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:01I mean, that must be how you got out there.
01:07:03Considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:06You shameless whore.
01:07:08Hey!
01:07:09I'm a woman.
01:07:11I do.
01:07:12You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:14She's a public boss.
01:07:15Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:18Hey!
01:07:19Hey, fuckface.
01:07:22You keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth!
01:07:25Hey!
01:07:26Run!
01:07:27Run!
01:07:27Hey!
01:07:29That's enough!
01:07:30What's going on here?
01:07:31I mean, Coach.
01:07:32We all saw it.
01:07:33Chad was gonna hit her.
01:07:35You're gonna hit her?
01:07:36No.
01:07:36Get my office now.
01:07:38You!
01:07:39With me.
01:07:39This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:41Let's...
01:07:42We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:51It's a really nasty cut, Brett. You could have broken your hand.
01:07:55Yeah, well, it was totally worth it. Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:01Shut up.
01:08:07You know, I could kinda get used to this, having Nurse Allison around, take care of me, help me out.
01:08:14Here, guys, 304. I think it's this one. Let's go see the hero.
01:08:18Oh, shit. No, that's Ron and the whole team. They can't see us like this.
01:08:23We won't let him. Let's tell him. Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:26In front of the entire team. Ron's gonna kill you.
01:08:32What do you wanna do?
01:08:33Let's hide.
01:08:41Brett! Yo, Brett, you in there?
01:08:42Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:45John, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:50You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:08:58You need a hand, man?
01:08:59No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:08You gotta be quiet.
01:09:12Let's see what happens.
01:09:15Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:18Hey, you know what? It, uh, takes me a very long time, assholes.
01:09:31I feel what you did, man. I feel what you did, man.
01:09:35It's kinda hard to mess.
01:09:38Yeah.
01:09:40Ones, man.
01:09:41Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man. We got your food. It's gonna get cold.
01:09:45You know my hands are soft, bro. I can help you.
01:09:47Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, alright? I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:50Alright, let's just give him some space.
01:09:52Enjoy your blue balls. Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:09:54You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:09:57I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:01health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:04You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:06You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:21It's good.
01:10:25Aren't you gonna help me?
01:10:27No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:39I'm so proud, so young.
01:10:47Bradco's pro-opted this, guaranteed.
01:10:50I've heard the Half Time Show's gonna break the internet.
01:10:52Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:10:54Sick.
01:10:55Ladies and gentlemen, let's make some noise for your State University cheerleading squad.
01:10:59Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:04I will end you.
01:11:05Leave it.
01:11:08Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:10You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:11Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:14She bought it.
01:11:15With illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:17And her dealer?
01:11:19Look no further than your MVP,
01:11:21Brett Harrison.
01:11:26That's, that's not true.
01:11:28You know what?
01:11:29I don't care.
01:11:30Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:32She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:35Just ask them yourself.
01:11:36Oh, really?
01:11:37Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:42Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:45He said he had good stuff.
01:11:48But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:51Yeah, that's bullshit.
01:11:53I have proof.
01:11:56I know real doctors.
01:11:58I've got pills.
01:12:00Allie, no more being blackmailed.
01:12:02Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:07This is insane, okay?
01:12:09I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:11Oh, sweetie.
01:12:12It's all coming out now.
01:12:13I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:16We trusted you.
01:12:17Cheater!
01:12:20Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:23Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:25She's using you.
01:12:26For the clout?
01:12:27For the status?
01:12:29Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:31Nobody.
01:12:31A total bottom feeder.
01:12:33Rita, you know what?
01:12:33You're so full of shit.
01:12:34It's unbelievable.
01:12:36How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:37And what'd you do to it?
01:12:38You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:40Boo!
01:12:41Boo!
01:12:42Listen, just please listen to me.
01:12:44Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:46This is my sister, okay?
01:12:47She would never do something like this.
01:12:49Look.
01:12:49And here come the pretzels.
01:12:52All right, that's enough.
01:12:53That's enough.
01:12:55Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:12:57as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:00I have no choice.
01:13:02Allison Scott, you are hereby removed.
01:13:04From your position as captain of the cheerleader.
01:13:07Furthermore, you are placed on academic suspension.
01:13:10Pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:11Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:14Hold up.
01:13:15Hold it.
01:13:16If you would please, look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:19I know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:22with the right way.
01:13:23No more pills, no more purging, no more blackmail.
01:13:26You'd really help us?
01:13:27Absolutely.
01:13:28Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take any of Rita's
01:13:30Sankers pills ever again.
01:13:31So, what's the catch?
01:13:32You're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:35This video, this is the real conversation,
01:13:38not the edited one that Rita just played.
01:13:42Not for the drugs.
01:13:44These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:46They're vitamins.
01:13:47You can get these at any pharmacy in the world.
01:13:49You wanna check these out, principal?
01:13:54He's right.
01:13:55These are common supplements.
01:13:57Everybody, Rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:00to take dangerous weight loss supplements.
01:14:03She's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:05and she's been shaming them, degrading them for the bodies that they have.
01:14:08Now, every body is different, but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:11Rita sabotaged Allison for one reason, one reason only.
01:14:14Because she was a threat.
01:14:16She threatened the total control that Rita had over the entire squad.
01:14:19And it's horrible.
01:14:20Because Allison, she's a beautiful person.
01:14:23And she would never do anything like this.
01:14:25And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:29That's not true, he's lying.
01:14:30She's the one who's drugging the team.
01:14:33Lock her up!
01:14:35Lock her up!
01:14:36Lock her up!
01:14:37Lock her up!
01:14:38Lock her up!
01:14:38You fucking bitch!
01:14:39You ruined my life!
01:14:41You ruined it yourself.
01:14:54Look at you, playing the victim.
01:14:57You've been throwing yourself at me for weeks.
01:14:59Just when I give you a chance, you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:04Nothing but a little...
01:15:05Shut up, dude.
01:15:06Shut up.
01:15:07What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:08I don't have to do anything.
01:15:10You're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now.
01:15:12Mr. Williams!
01:15:16Apparently, we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you
01:15:21from various female students.
01:15:23As of now, you are officially suspended from all school activities.
01:15:26What? No! My father...
01:15:29Your father may have his name on the library, but I assure you, his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:35You can take him away.
01:15:36It's already over, let go.
01:15:37No! I'll throw you off!
01:15:39It isn't over!
01:15:42And as for you, Miss Scott, on behalf of the entire administration, I would like to apologize to you for
01:15:51everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:52And as of now, you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:15:58You can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:02Thank you, Principal.
01:16:04All right, everyone. Sorry for the unexpected drama. I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:09But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:11So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:13Woo!
01:16:15Win!
01:16:26Woo!
01:16:28Yes!
01:16:38Woo!
01:16:40Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:42Woo!
01:16:43Woo!
01:16:47Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
01:16:59Hey! Allison!
01:17:03The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:07Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:11I think he knew before we did.
01:17:14I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:16I love you, too, quarterback.
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