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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:33WOOOOO!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep,
01:05you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:37Sire, Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier.
01:41I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:04Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:28My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:49AHHHHH!
02:54What did you do?
02:55Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command.
03:05Lead us against Olympus. We beg you.
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:20Screw power struggles.
03:22Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage?
03:48What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:51What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:57Damn it. The aphrodisiant's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:21I die.
04:21I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Get harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey, I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:47You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut-in?!
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Loria.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?!
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck! I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan Hook, speak up man, my ears are shot.
07:30Keep acting tough!
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:34Even Narius' seafoak give him a wide burn!
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:05Who the hell are you?!
08:18Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly? Gods make heroes with it use seasoned food?
08:41Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:55Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:20Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:44Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:11So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura? She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:26Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy. Mommy!
10:35Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss. Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:03Mommy!
11:10Somebody help me!
11:13Mommy!
11:16Mommy!
11:24Give me a name, Liara.
11:26Who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:30It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé. My property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:32Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Liara. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy.
12:43Stay out of it.
12:44Boss? Soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it,
12:54promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:11Jack, you...
13:14Ambrosia residue?
13:16Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:19Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:48I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:19Ha!
14:19Ha ha ha!
14:26I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:48We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch.
14:54You, or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy! Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:12I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:17Please don't eat me!
15:23Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you.
15:27And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:31Your point is too weak.
15:33We've gone to the sky.
15:37We've gone to the sea, too.
15:42We've ran into the sea.
15:45We've gone to the sea.
15:46We've been in for weeks!
15:49We've gone to the sea.
15:51We've gone to the sea.
15:52I've managed to get a ton of the sea.
15:53We've gone to the sea.
15:54We've gone to the sea.
15:59We've gone to the sea.
16:04you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:11i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:19ha you ruined my meal
16:24wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:32two courses for the price of one
16:41you bitch
16:48jack take lily and run go
16:55run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:09that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:24what the hell just happened it ran damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared
17:31the monster off me no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
17:40wait maybe it sensed the guardian of the sea vault
17:45whatever let's get home that thing might circle back
17:51about that monster
17:57failed at the perfect time figures he's just a regular guy after all
18:08what's going on
18:12what's going on
18:14what's going on
18:14i was a good time
18:18what's going on
18:20that señor
18:23it's
18:23okay
18:24to go
18:26to the end
18:42My liege, have mercy, I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it, please spare my
18:48life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord, thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:18My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear!
19:21Listen to me, if any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:29Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes!
19:32Yes, my liege!
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up
19:49the truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon?
20:03Guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore!
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades' ace.
21:22You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Hades staff one shot the sea king he's real
22:03Hades you hiding come out or this whole place turns into driftwood
22:10one two
22:15thank the fates the boss is here
22:23boss this bum
22:30you idiot piss off the lord of the oceans and we all drown
22:34you're done get out in front of poseidon your ants
22:38i'm saving your worthless heights
22:45my lord is this handling satisfactory
22:48i'm not here for fun dig up everything on that leora and her daughter
22:57understood i'll mobilize every team right
22:59now you have three days i'll be back
23:06everyone drop what you're doing full sweep on the leora and child
23:10every resource every contact now tell them poseidon's back
23:22let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
23:34dylan wants the woman dead kid comes with us alive she's still hurt
23:38easy pickets
23:39let's move
23:52we'll make a nice stew surprise daddy for lunch
24:02a forest nymph playing happy home mater pathetic
24:09who are you
24:11dylan's orders come quietly to the stronghold or i drag your corpse back
24:17mommy who's the ugly goat man hand over the kid
24:31stay away from my daughter don't you dare touch her
24:49mommy you're bleeding
24:52this forest is locked down
24:54surrender now
24:56i'll go with you
24:57on one condition
24:59let my daughter go
25:01no mommy i'm not leaving you
25:14kids mine
25:16you die
25:19you
25:20poisoned me
25:23my poison fog
25:25the more you fight
25:27the faster it rots you from the inside
25:29give up
25:31you've gone too far
25:33even if i die today
25:34i'm not letting you win
25:39you're wounded
25:40poisoned
25:42done
25:44the kids coming with me
25:47don't touch her
25:49come at me
25:50feisty one
25:52dylan wants you dead
25:54but first i'm gonna have some fun
26:03such a pretty face
26:05all mine now
26:10let my mommy go
26:12you bastard
26:20lilly lilly lilly
26:22get out of here
26:27serve me well
26:28and i might let her run a little longer
26:44that's enough
26:46that's enough
26:52i'm gonna have some fun
26:58that's enough
26:58thank you
27:08so far
27:25Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:31You okay, babe?
27:33So you're the boyfriend.
27:34Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:54Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:57Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:59Shut up and go.
28:00Now!
28:12If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:17Run all you want!
28:19My pack tears you both apart!
28:21Oh my God!
28:33No!
28:37Now!
28:50Oh, my God.
29:10Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
29:14Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:18We're going back for her right now.
29:23Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:34Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:40Daddy, Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:42Okay.
29:46You are the best.
29:56Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
30:03You're not human. Who the hell are you?
30:06My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:28Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:34Daddy, what happened to the bad guy?
30:37He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:46Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move.
30:50Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be right back.
30:58Daddy, be careful.
31:01Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:10That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:13How much longer you got?
31:15Let me have my fun first.
31:18So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:33Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body.
31:37Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:41For Jack and Lily.
31:43Even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:48No signal?
31:49You trying to hog the glory?
31:51More coming.
31:52Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:54No choice.
31:55I'm taking them down with me.
31:57This the woman Dylan wants?
31:58Where the kid?
32:00Some guy took the brat.
32:03Useless.
32:03Grab her first.
32:04Then we hunt the child.
32:10Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:16You all want to come at once?
32:18Then die together.
32:19Pick your graves.
32:31Why did you come back?
32:34Where's Lily?
32:38Lily's safe.
32:39Don't push yourself.
32:42So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:46Her taste is trash.
32:47Beg now.
32:49And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:52Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:55End it fast.
32:58You, in our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:02Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:05Just hold on a little longer.
33:07Jack means more to me than anything.
33:10I won't let him get hurt.
33:21You want my husband?
33:23Step over my corpse first.
33:26In a hurry to die?
33:27Fine.
33:28I'll oblige.
33:57You're half dead already.
34:00How the hell did you knock me back?
34:02The sea is sinking.
34:03Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:07This can't be.
34:33Ancient Ekethra.
34:34The coastal legend monster?
34:36Why would she be here?
34:40Ha ha ha!
34:41Our boss has real backing.
34:43He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards.
34:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg.
34:50They're coming for us.
34:51We're finished.
34:53Don't worry, darling.
34:54Things might turn around.
34:55Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:57Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:03They're here for me.
35:04They're here for me.
35:05Jack, stay behind me.
35:06With me here, no one touches you.
35:09Stop saying that, Jack.
35:10Look around.
35:11We're surrounded.
35:11We could actually die here.
35:19My lords!
35:20Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:25You worthless creature!
35:29You shouldn't even exist where I stand.
35:39Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:55Mercy, my lord!
35:56We were just following orders!
35:58Dylan called the shots, not us!
36:01Dylan is just a rabid dog on Pan Vos' leash.
36:04We're not dying for that piece of shit.
36:06The Lord of the Deep is the only king.
36:09We're yours.
36:09Our lives are yours.
36:11Enough talk!
36:12Kill them!
36:13Kill?
36:14Kill us?
36:26My lord, please forgive us.
36:30I'm not done with you.
36:32Are you insane?
36:33Don't yell at them!
36:36I am so sorry.
36:39My husband is...
36:40He's just completely terrified.
36:42Please, don't mind him.
36:45It is just fine.
36:55Wait.
36:56Did they just call you my lord?
36:58Yeah, they're my bodyguards.
36:59Run errands for me sometimes.
37:01Quiet!
37:01This isn't a video game, Jack.
37:03If they kill us, you don't get to respawn.
37:05He never misses a chance to brag.
37:07That guardian of the sea must have stepped in again.
37:10I owe him more than I can ever repay.
37:13Those were scouts.
37:15The real army is coming.
37:17We're sitting ducks out here, Jack.
37:18We have to take Lily and seek my father's protection.
37:24This is an amulet my father left me.
37:26It'll keep you safe when it matters.
37:27This war was never meant to involve you.
37:29I'm the one who dragged you into it.
37:32So I won't let you get hurt.
37:33This isn't that old bastard Hades' amulet.
37:36Damn.
37:37My brother turning into my father-in-law?
37:39Who the hell wrote this plan?
37:40It's way too Greek mythology.
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