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My Dad Is Poseidon FULL DRAMA 2026 [Full Movie] [Official Release]Full EP - Full
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:57You need to remove the
01:01Filthy scavengers, when Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon? Fish food ages ago.
01:38Sire, Zeus's people just breached your outer barrier. I'm retired, don't bring that crap to my door.
01:48Sire!
02:05Who the hell broke my new console? I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:10Sire, you're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else, don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king! Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:55What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire, the entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command. Lead us against Olympus! We beg you!
03:09Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:38Get your hands off me, creep!
03:40Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:46Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:55He's just a regular human. A total nerd.
03:58Damn it. The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:10You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:15I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out,
04:22I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:41I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:02What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:06Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:11Leora! I know you're in there! Nowhere left to run!
05:15Damn it. He tracked me.
05:29Leora. You're my fiancé. You belong with me. Come home.
05:35Get away, Dylan!
05:38As the leader of the Satur, you actually drugged me.
05:45Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:49You slept with someone?
05:51Who screwed up my plan?!
05:55Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her. Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:01You talking to the boss like that, punk?!
06:09So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:12You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?!
06:21Touch him again and you'll regret it!
06:23Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:30I won't kill him.
06:32But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:35Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:44Forget today ever happened. Go back to your life.
07:00Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:13Those assholes are back already.
07:15What are you talking about?!
07:17What are you talking about?!
07:22Hey, Pencil Neck? I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:25Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:29Dylan who? Speak up, man. My ears are shot.
07:32Keep acting tough! Jax can stomp boulders to dust!
07:35Even Nereus' sea folk give him a wide burn!
07:50You asked for this.
08:04You one-shotted pants-topping orcer?!
08:06Who the hell are you?!
08:19Asshole. Using my divine power to barbecue. Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:25What are you whining about?
08:28Nothing.
08:28Heat's too low. Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:36Molly? Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:43Huh. Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:52Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea? Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:57Yeah, baby. But he retired recently. We're gonna find him now.
09:10I'm badly wounded. I don't have much time. Find Lily's real father. Leave her with him.
09:18I just hope you two can live in peace. Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:38There it is.
09:46Liara's wounded bad. Drag them both back to the Dillon. Lifetime of easy living.
09:56What the hell was that?
09:58Nothing. Just swapped a bug.
10:04That girl from five years ago. You came looking for me?
10:08She's your daughter. We need you now.
10:13So you're my dad? You're actually pretty handsome.
10:17This aura? She's got my blood.
10:25Who did this?
10:27Don't worry about it. Just keep Lily safe.
10:34Mommy. Mommy!
10:37Mommy.
10:54It's too late, boss. Her heartbeats fading fast.
11:12Somebody help me!
11:26Give me a name, Leora. Who did this? I'm going to tear them apart.
11:33It was...
11:54Your father sold you to me a long time ago. You're my fiancé, my property. You filthy whore. Spread your
12:02legs for some stray dog!
12:06But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:14No! Let go!
12:17With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:29I... got careless. Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:36Shipwreck? Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:43You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:46Boss? Soup's ready.
12:54If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily. She's all we have left.
13:01She's safe. Now drink.
13:05Soup isn't gonna fix this, Jack.
13:14Jack, you...
13:16Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap? I studied this in grad's time.
13:22Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals. Where the hell did you get this?
13:27More. Try it.
13:39These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:47It's my first time meeting Daddy. I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:15What a lively little snack.
14:18Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:22Ha!
14:22Ha!
14:22Ha! Ha! Ha!
14:29I just fished this stuff out of the bay. You want more? I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:34This guy's luck is insane.
14:38A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:43Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:46You're safe here, Liria.
14:51We've got a kid together now.
14:54I'm not letting anything touch.
14:57You or Lily.
14:59Jack, I'm grateful but I...
15:00Daddy! Help!
15:04Something's trying to eat me!
15:08Lily's in trouble!
15:15I... I'm not tasty.
15:17My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:20Please don't eat me!
15:25Divine power runs through this girl.
15:29Devour you.
15:30And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:33Poor dude!
15:35Heh Hahahaha!
15:40wouldn't mind you?
15:57Of course we'd dare this!
16:07you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
16:14i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
16:21ha you ruined my meal
16:27wait the baby mama herself perfect
16:35two courses for the price of one
16:43you bitch
16:51jack take lily and run
16:52go
16:58run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
17:11that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay i'm dead
17:50what the hell just happened
17:50go back
17:54about that monster
18:00failed at the perfect time figures
18:02he's just a regular guy after all
18:06i
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18:49didn't know she was your daughter i swear it i please spare my life
18:52no problem
18:53thank you my lord thank you for your mercy
18:55try to remember that in your next life
19:10enjoy
19:11enjoying the show
19:21my
19:21my king
19:22we had nothing to do with the hydro we swear
19:24listen to me
19:25if any of you take one step near my daughter again
19:29i will skin
19:30you alive
19:32now
19:32get the fuck out of my sight
19:34yes
19:35yes my leash
19:48my love
19:49since you refuse to tell me who did this to you
19:51i'll just have to dig up the truth myself
20:02that wild god pans always pulling power grabs but poseidon guys long gone
20:08probably fish food in some trench right
20:11sea god myth ancient history wanna bet there ain't no sea king anymore
20:24no
20:27the world's the same as ever
20:29the dead are louder than the living
20:32who the hell are you you're in hades territory asshole
20:47poseidon
20:58is hades still breathing if he is
21:01tell him to get his ass out here
21:06who the fuck is tearing up my domain
21:14i don't have time for this i'm not wasting it on you
21:17i need a background check
21:23you know who i am
21:25hades is ace
21:26you crash my spot you die here
21:29is
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21:51Little fish.
22:00Hades, the staff?
22:01One shot?
22:03The Sea King, he's real.
22:07Hades, you hiding?
22:09Come out, or this whole place turns into driftwood.
22:13One.
22:15Two.
22:19Thank the fates.
22:21The boss is here.
22:27Boss, this bum.
22:34You idiot.
22:36Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:38You're done.
22:39Get out.
22:40In front of Poseidon, your ants.
22:43I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:49My Lord, is this handling satisfactory?
22:52I'm not here for fun.
22:54Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
23:01Understood.
23:02I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:04You have three days.
23:05I'll be back.
23:10Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:12Full sweep on the Leora and Child.
23:14Every resource, every contact.
23:16Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:19Yes, boss.
23:26Poseidon's back.
23:27Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:38Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:40Kid comes with us alive.
23:42She's still hurt.
23:43Easy pickets.
23:44Let's move.
23:57We'll make a nice stew.
23:58Surprise daddy for lunch.
24:00Ha ha ha ha ha.
24:05Ha ha ha ha.
24:07A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:11Pathetic.
24:13Who are you?
24:16Dylan's orders.
24:17Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:20Or I drag your corpse back.
24:22Mommy?
24:23Who's the ugly goat man?
24:25Hand over the kid.
24:35Stay away from my daughter.
24:37Don't you dare touch her.
24:54Mommy, you're bleeding.
24:57This forest is locked down.
24:59Surrender now.
25:01I'll go with you.
25:02On one condition.
25:04Let my daughter go.
25:05No, no, mommy, I'm not leaving you.
25:19Kid's mine.
25:21You die.
25:24You poisoned me?
25:29My poison fog.
25:31The more you fight, the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:35Give up!
25:37You've gone too far.
25:39Even if I die today, I'm not letting you win.
25:44You're wounded.
25:46Poisoned.
25:48Done.
25:49The kid's coming with me.
25:53Don't touch her!
25:54Come at me!
25:56Feisty one.
25:58Dylan wants you dead.
26:00But first, I'm gonna have some fun.
26:09Such a pretty face.
26:11All mine now.
26:16Let my mommy go, you bastard!
26:25Lily, Lily, run!
26:28Get out of here!
26:32Serve me well, and I might let her run a little longer.
26:43Lily!
27:04You touch my woman.
27:07You're a dead man.
27:09My poison.
27:15Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:21You okay, babe?
27:22So you're the boyfriend.
27:24Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:44Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:46Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:48Shut up and go.
27:50Now!
28:02If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:07Run all you want.
28:08My pack tears you both apart.
28:11My pack tears you both apart.
28:32My pack tears you both apart.
29:00Daddy, don't leave mommy.
29:03I don't want to lose her.
29:05Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
29:17Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
29:27Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:33Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:36Okay.
29:39You are the best.
29:49Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
29:56You're not human. Who the hell are you?
29:59My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
30:21Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
30:27Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
30:31He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:40Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
30:46right back.
30:52Daddy, be careful.
30:55Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
31:04That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph. How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
31:12So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:28You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:35For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:42No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
31:45More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
31:51This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid? Some guy took the brat.
31:57Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:04Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:10You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
32:27Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
32:33Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
32:38So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
32:43Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece. Refuse and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
32:54You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:01Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
33:16You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
33:21In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
33:25In a hurry to die.
33:26Oh, having a hurry?
33:44I love others.
33:46문.
33:55you're half dead already how the hell did you knock me back the sea is sinking those are
34:01poseidon's warriors this can't be
34:30ancient ekethra the coastal legend monster why would she be here
34:38our boss has real backing he summoned three of poseidon's elite guards
34:43no matter how strong you are kneel and beg they're coming for us we're finished
34:50don't worry darling things might turn around lira veil has been captured now we await the
34:56sea king's warriors to execute this peasant they're here for me jack stay behind me with me
35:04here no one touches you stop saying that jack look around we're surrounded we could actually die here
35:16my lords let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson
35:23you worthless creature you shouldn't even exist where i stand
35:36who dares show such insolence before the lord of the sea
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