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00:05shit look at that place language sorry i mean it's impressive but like who needs that many
00:12rooms it's not about rooms it's about power that building has one purpose to say i'm the queen
00:19and you are my subjects huh you think so queen might look like a nice old lady but she comes
00:26from a long line of tyrants who all thought they were better than the rest of us i i didn't
00:41know
00:41they had burger marks here you called me dad
01:02so
01:07so
01:09so
01:29go go go get in there
01:31one team for casualty move me jesus christ what will happen here
01:35applying aqueous feeling is that part of her brain it's a green ghost
01:40i used to worship this guy as a kid
01:45capping the neck now
01:46sometimes it affects the spine
01:57beginning nanosuscitation
01:59locking in neural stabilizer
02:01omni man's alive get out of the way
02:08get ready for transport go go go careful don't bump her
02:13never seen anything like this
02:17god damn it
02:34that's what's going on
02:34so
02:59Hey, Mom.
03:01What's wrong?
03:02Nothing.
03:03Nothing.
03:03Just missing your dad.
03:05He didn't come home last night.
03:06Mom, stop worrying.
03:08He probably got buried under a mountain again or something.
03:12Well, it wouldn't be the first time.
03:15Don't be late for school.
03:20Nolan's receiving the absolute pinnacle of care.
03:25As the Global Defense Agency, we have access to medical technology far beyond any normal hospital.
03:34Whoa.
03:35Ah, that's one of our threat response teams, and they're able to get anywhere...
03:38We're not in the mood for the tour, Donald.
03:40Sorry, Debbie.
03:42My dad never mentioned you guys.
03:44That's the idea.
03:46We work with superheroes, like your father, to keep the world safe.
03:49Who knows?
03:50Maybe someday we'll even work with...
03:57Oh, my God.
03:58Nolan!
03:59Dad!
04:04He's gonna be okay, right?
04:06We hope so.
04:07And our doctors are doing their best.
04:09But we don't get a lot of Viltramites in here.
04:12Who did this?
04:14We have no idea.
04:15Not yet, anyway.
04:17Not yet, anyway.
04:17But we'll find out.
04:18And when we do, they're gonna look a hell of a lot worse than your dad right over there.
04:23Cecil Steadman, director of the GDA.
04:28Deborah, I'm so sorry.
04:30Cecil, you've caught a lot of...
04:32Someone murdered the Guardians of the Globe last night.
04:34Oh, my God.
04:34All of them.
04:36Tore them limb from limb.
04:37And we tried like hell to bring them back.
04:39But Nolan was the only survivor.
04:41How is that even possible?
04:42We don't know yet.
04:44We also don't know why your dad was at Guardians HQ.
04:48The working theory is whoever killed the Guardians lured him there, tried to wipe them all out at once.
04:52Why?
04:53Why?
04:54Well, that's the easy part.
04:56There isn't a supervillain alive who doesn't want Omni-Man and the Guardians six feet under.
05:00And we're keeping this all hush-hush for now, but news will break.
05:03I wanted you and Mark to know first.
05:07Cold towels and ice water.
05:09And have a cot brought in here for me.
05:11Deborah, we've got the best train-
05:13I've patched Nolan up for 20 years, Cecil.
05:16I am not leaving.
05:20Yeah, of course, Debbie.
05:26Sir, there's some kind of attack happening downtown, it seems.
05:30Numerous contacts, heavy weaponry, multiple casualties.
05:32Now?
05:32We're a little understaffed in the hero department.
05:34Bye, Ben!
05:36How the hell did you see him?
05:53I need a talk to you with the man.
05:53Oh, shit.
05:56What about you the fool?
05:58Oh, shit.
05:59Oh, shit!
06:00Oh!
06:01Oh!
06:02Oh!
06:03Shit!
06:04Oh!
06:04Oh!
06:10Get it together, Rook.
06:12Get it together.
06:14Get in there.
06:23Stop!
06:24Get away from those pi-
06:38Oh, shit.
06:43Get it together.
06:48No!
06:54It's okay. It's okay, I'm here.
06:56Are you hurt?
06:58Godox, move!
07:09Oh, shit. Oh, my God.
07:39I don't know who you are, but it's time to go.
07:44Tortilla, you're right.
07:53Eve, two and a half seconds after this sentence, three enemy tanks will align 50 degrees to your rank.
07:58I got it.
08:05Rex, the civilian's in danger to your left.
08:07Uh, yeah. I got eyes too, Robot.
08:16Duplicate.
08:23Keep doing what you are doing.
08:33You! Get her to a hospital.
08:35We can handle this.
08:37You're out of meat.
08:38What? Just go!
08:44Admirable intention, but I am not positive we can handle this.
08:48Ah!
09:02Uh, guys, I'm down to pocket change here.
09:11Help me!
09:12Faster than I can keep up.
09:14We gave people time to escape.
09:17That's what matters.
09:18Ah, no!
09:19Me living is what matters.
09:21Then I have bad news.
09:28So good, Moody.
09:36Please, Moody.
09:37Oh no, wait!
09:42I need a court to go through.
09:43No, what's that?
09:45No!
09:48Ah!
09:49Oh!
09:50No!
09:51Oh!
09:53Oh!
09:55Oh!
10:04I don't know what just happened, but I think I speak for everyone here when I say I never
10:09want it to happen ever again.
10:17Indeed.
10:21Help!
10:22Anyone!
10:23I need help!
10:24Freeze!
10:26She needs a doctor!
10:28Come on!
10:29Give her to us.
10:30Clamp that vein and get a trip started.
10:32Prep operating room 6.
10:34He's clear.
10:45Mark!
10:47I tried my best.
10:50Tried to be like Dad.
10:55It's okay.
10:57It's okay.
11:16It's okay.
11:17Hey, Mark.
11:19Mark.
11:21Mark.
11:23Whoa.
11:25Are you okay?
11:26My dad, um, he got attacked.
11:29What?
11:30You're kidding.
11:34Oh, God.
11:34You're not kidding.
11:36Is he okay?
11:36What happened?
11:38He's in the hospital.
11:39They're doing, uh, they're doing their best, but it's, it's messed up.
11:44But, you know, he's really hurt.
11:46Jesus, Mark.
11:47I'm so sorry.
11:48D-did they catch you, did it?
11:50No, not yet.
11:51Oh, speaking of someone who's been attacked in this stupid city, I'm here for you.
11:56Whatever you need.
11:57You want to talk?
11:58I'll listen.
11:59You and Debbie need a lasagna?
12:00I make a good one.
12:02Actually, I make a great one.
12:04Eve Wilkins.
12:05What?
12:06Uh, um, yeah, that's her.
12:09I need to talk to her.
12:10Ha!
12:11You and all the other straight boys in a ten-mile radius.
12:14Good luck with that.
12:15And didn't you just get your ass kicked last week for Amber Bennett?
12:19Eve?
12:21Hi, um...
12:22Oh, hey.
12:23Mark, right?
12:25Grayson.
12:25Yeah.
12:27Um, thanks for saving my butt back there.
12:31Y-yesterday, I mean.
12:34Yesterday?
12:35Oh.
12:36Oh, that was you.
12:39In the blue and the yellow?
12:41Yeah, that was me.
12:43I'm, um, invincible.
12:47God, that sounds dumb when I say it like that.
12:50Sounds a little optimistic, maybe.
12:54I'm Adam Eve.
12:56But the rest of the team just calls me Eve.
12:58So does everyone else.
12:59Right, since it's kind of a normal name and not something like...
13:02Invincible?
13:04Invincible, yeah.
13:05Do you want to talk about yesterday?
13:08You look like you need to talk about yesterday.
13:12I heard he just let Todd hit him.
13:13Like, 20 times.
13:14He didn't flinch or anything.
13:17Todd got so freaked out he stayed home for three days.
13:19Are you talking about Mark Grayson?
13:21Duh.
13:22Of course, Amber.
13:23You're the reason Todd beat him up again.
13:28I never recognized you before.
13:30No one does.
13:31It's a psychology thing.
13:32If you don't expect to see a superhero in your school, you don't see a superhero in your school.
13:38Hmm.
13:39I even follow Teen Team on Instagram.
13:41That's us.
13:42Everyone's fourth favorite superhero team.
13:45I like you guys way better than Fight Force.
13:48Oh, we're definitely better than Fight Force.
13:50Those guys are the worst.
13:51They got their asses kicked by the Lizard League last year.
13:55Oh, I remember seeing that on TV.
13:58So, you're new to this, right?
14:00Uh, I just got my powers.
14:02That was my first big fight.
14:04Ah, okay.
14:06Explains a lot.
14:07Still, not bad for a rookie.
14:09Are you kidding?
14:10I froze out there.
14:11People got hurt.
14:12People escaped because of you.
14:15And everyone freezes their first time.
14:17I used to throw up before every fight.
14:19Barf my guts out.
14:22Really?
14:23Like a fire hydrant.
14:25You'll get used to it.
14:27The fights, not the barfing.
14:31Uh, I just...
14:33It wasn't what I expected.
14:36I figured I'd punch some aliens and they'd go home.
14:39Not how it looks on TV.
14:41Oh, shit.
14:45Thanks.
14:47I charged $2.50 an hour.
14:50Now I'm kidding.
14:52You are new at this.
14:56Why don't you come by and meet the team after school?
14:59Team team?
15:00Eh, I don't know.
15:03I heard they were only everyone's fourth favorite.
15:07Meet me out front after class, invincible.
15:18You kids did good, Robot.
15:20Thank you, Cecil.
15:21It's an honor to assist the Global Defense Agency,
15:23though your use of the term kids might be considered condescending.
15:27What a victory?
15:27No.
15:28Do you know how many people died here yesterday?
15:32338.
15:34338.
15:35And it only stopped there because whoever the hell those assholes were ran away.
15:39The Flaxons.
15:40What?
15:41They call themselves the Flaxons.
15:43I reverse-engineered their language using recordings from the battle.
15:46Well, any idea why they left just when they were kicking our asses?
15:49I have six ideas.
15:55But I believe that narrows it down to one.
16:02Oxidized and corroded.
16:04For an alloy like this, that should take years.
16:08Time runs faster wherever they come from.
16:10They ran off the table.
16:11Because they were dying of old age.
16:13Huh.
16:14Well, if they come back, maybe I'll just evacuate the area and wait till they get cancer.
16:19How did that new kid do?
16:21Invincible?
16:22He has promise, but he seems unprepared for the more realistic aspects of superhero.
16:28Well, he'd better toughen up.
16:29We're gonna need his help.
16:31Why?
16:35From one giant shit show to another.
16:38Give me some good news, Donald.
16:40Whoever did this cut the power and the backup.
16:42They killed the cameras and the security systems.
16:44Forensics, frankly, have stumped.
16:46I told him to start over and try harder.
16:48That's not good news.
16:50That's not good news at all.
16:51I asked you for some good news, Donald.
16:55Get the hell out.
16:58Everyone.
16:59Come on, you heard the director.
17:00Move it.
17:06Come on out.
17:08I know you're there.
17:11Wasn't hiding.
17:20Sir, who the hell-
17:21Damien Darkblood.
17:22Demon detective.
17:29Seven superheros murdered.
17:31Strongest man on the planet almost dead.
17:34no suspects no leads how does he i don't know demon magic or something if you're asking if we
17:41need your help wasn't asking fine knock yourself out help us solve the case oh great horn holmes
17:52sir are you sure you got a problem with the demon thought you were an atheist donald
18:03theoretically hey i heard you took a few on the chin for me again oh hey amber uh yeah but
18:10don't
18:10worry i've got this amazing new strategy for dealing with todd i let him hit me until he gets
18:15bored and goes home hmm nice he'll never see it coming unfortunately neither will your face
18:22yeah people always told me i was too pretty anyway i gotta run catch you later
18:31ready
18:38try to keep up
19:00okay
19:01okay
19:01okay let's try this
19:09again
19:15follow me
19:32now i move
19:41cool
19:44big
19:51it's the ice man
19:53rex
19:53couldn't have won that fight without you
19:55oh
19:56except we did
19:57they got old
19:58and ran away
19:59still counts
20:01welcome invincible
20:02my name
20:03my name is robot
20:03apologies for rexplode he's unbelievably awesome incorrigible and rude and bored of this
20:12unduplicate
20:12i'm duplicated
20:14which one of you do i look at when we talk
20:16hey robot
20:18find anything at the site
20:19the flaxons
20:20the flaxons come from a dimension with a faster temporal rate as a result the tachyons they emit spin
20:25more rapidly than our own i've created this detector to warn us if they return
20:30oh
20:30because we almost missed all the explosions and the screaming and the chaos
20:36it should give us a few minutes of early warning
20:39cecil and the gda have also requested to call on us for any possible emergencies
20:44since the guardians are apparently indisposed invincible may we count on you in the future
20:49you sure you want my help
20:53yeah i mean of course just text me i guess
20:57oh right you need my number
21:02i know you don't like teams much but they were all pretty cool except rexplode i do not know what
21:09that guy's problem is i think he and eve are a thing maybe who's eve uh no one just just
21:18a friend
21:20did you find the dinners in the freezer yeah thanks mom oh mark i'm sorry i've been so focused
21:29on your data that i've forgotten about you are you okay donald said you saved a lot of lives
21:35yeah it was just uh harder than i thought dad didn't talk about this part of being a superhero
21:41your dad's good at a lot of things talking about his feelings isn't one of them but we can talk
21:57uh is uh is she okay her name's maya doesn't she have any family we've contacted them yes but
22:05this is a secure facility she's not strong enough for us to transfer her to a normal hospital
22:10but she'll be okay well it's too soon to tell but i hope so
22:33is this supposed to be doing that huh huh uh we're just friends will you stop saying that
22:43it's like you're trying to jinx any chance you have of dating eve a day ago you said i had
22:48no
22:48chance that was before everyone saw you leave school with her yesterday everyone saw that
22:55it doesn't matter she already has a boyfriend so you can be more awesome than him and take
23:00his place that's how dating works why are you so intimidated by her other than she's amazing and
23:08you're kind of basic thanks for that william i gotta go go go where you know what i don't care
23:16it's
23:17probably somewhere you'll be alone forever is mark dating eve wilkins hi wish i i mean no
23:25definitely not she's got a boyfriend he is super available you want his number i'll write it down for
23:31uh where are you guys coming from um we go to the same high school rex oh you do do
23:43you um yeah we
23:45do must be nice you know who never got to go to high school me we know it shows i'd
23:52appreciate
23:52everyone's attention on the matter at hand guess who's back
24:09they're not getting old robot why aren't they getting old they seem to have discovered a way
24:15to resist our time stream in three days three days for us decades for them
24:21who cares i bet their bones don't work so do ours ready for this yeah i think so
24:56hey don't do that
25:04Zoey, it's troubling!
25:19Run!
25:55I'm so proud of you.
26:18They seem to have spent their time wisely.
26:23Eve!
26:29Eve!
26:30No, don't!
26:31Don't!
26:32Don't!
26:32Zul, Ultima!
26:34I sent you out!
26:37Blast my head!
26:49Invincible.
26:51Eve!
26:56You okay?
27:14The wristbands protect them from our time stream.
27:18Destroy their wristbands.
27:19What?
27:21All of them!
27:4649,000 KHz.
27:50Yeah!
27:52Keep them off.
28:11Lachimoi!
28:15Right back at you, buddy.
28:19Way to go psycho there, Invincible.
28:21I take back everything I said about you before, and I said a lot.
28:25I don't know what happened.
28:26I got mad, I guess.
28:28Don't get me wrong.
28:29That was amazing.
28:30But also, the scariest thing I've ever seen.
28:32Just don't ever point that at me, okay?
28:35Don't listen to Rax.
28:36You did great.
28:37That's what I said, Eve.
28:39Ugh, God, my back.
28:42Can I get a massage?
28:43Anybody?
28:44Just a little rub?
28:45Everything okay?
28:47I gotta go.
28:48Oh, no, that's fine.
28:49We'll handle the cleanup.
28:50Yep.
28:52Asshole!
29:00Mark!
29:01Hey, son.
29:02Dad!
29:03Ow!
29:04Ribs.
29:05Careful!
29:06You're going to put him in a coma again.
29:08You're okay.
29:09No, he's not.
29:11But he is okay enough to come home.
29:14Mom says you've been keeping the planet safe for me.
29:17Mom's exaggerating.
29:18Tell me everything.
29:32What hospital did they move Maya to?
29:36No, they said she'd recover.
29:41It's part of the job.
29:44Come on, let's go home.
29:46I'm dying for some real food.
29:51Hey, I need my costume back.
29:52I don't care how torn up it is.
29:54It's classified, and I want it back.
29:57Go get it.
29:58Now.
30:05Where are the guardians of the globe?
30:07There's been no sign of the iconic heroes for over a week, leaving the local champions to pick up the
30:13slack.
30:20It's like you're not even trying.
30:24And now you're trying too hard.
30:26Slow down.
30:27Don't hit me where I am.
30:29Hit me where...
30:32Thanks for the tip.
30:33You know, you have to be able to take a hit.
30:36Nolan!
30:42Oh, great.
30:43We picked this up near Mars an hour ago, moving fast.
30:47He's back.
30:49Fifteen minutes till he's breathing our air.
30:51I wouldn't ask, Nolan.
30:53But with the guardians gone...
30:55I'll stop him.
30:56Who's he?
30:57Nolan's been home a week, and you want to send him to space?
31:00No.
31:01No way.
31:02He doesn't work for you.
31:04Sweetie.
31:04There's no one else, Debbie.
31:06I'll go.
31:07Sweetie.
31:07I said no!
31:08You're still injured.
31:10I'll go.
31:11Okay.
31:12What?
31:12Why not?
31:13He's not that tough.
31:14Mark can take him.
31:15Oh, wonderful.
31:17That's your solution.
31:18Could you define not that tough?
31:19Just knock some sense into the guy, and throw him back where he came from.
31:23Easy.
31:24How do I breathe in space?
31:27That's the neat thing.
31:29You don't.
31:31Twelve minutes.
31:41Okay.
31:57Hey, you're early.
31:59Ant, you shaved your mustache.
32:01Stay away from my planet.
32:11Not bad.
32:12But if you're trying to tackle me into something, your moon is that way.
32:22Why can't I hear you in my head?
32:24Where else do you keep your brain?
32:32That's what you call protecting your planet?
32:35I'm sad for your people.
32:38Come on.
32:54You sure you're the same guy?
32:56I fought here three years ago.
32:58No, I'm not the same guy.
33:00Well, sucks to be you then.
33:01Ah, my eye!
33:03Really?
33:04You tried this already?
33:06Hey!
33:12Ha!
33:13Maybe you'll do after all.
33:15What are you talking about?
33:18What?
33:20Stop!
33:21I don't...
33:22God, I don't...
33:23I don't...
33:24I want to...
33:24Talk!
33:26Are you using your timeout?
33:28I get a timeout?
33:29Why do I get a timeout?
33:31Hey, I didn't invent the rules.
33:33What rules?
33:34I don't even know who you are.
33:37Oh, you don't?
33:52All right.
33:53Um, I'm an evaluation officer for the Coalition of Planets.
33:57I drop by little dirt balls like yours to make sure there's someone capable of defending them
34:02against, you know, planet-conquering monsters, things of that nature.
34:06I literally have no idea what any of that means.
34:10Well, I don't know what to tell you, man.
34:11Your planet signed up for the program.
34:13See?
34:14Request from Urath for evaluation.
34:16Urath?
34:16This is Earth!
34:21Earth.
34:22Yes!
34:23Not Urath.
34:24No!
34:25Is that with an E or a U?
34:27E!
34:29Oh, I'm in so much trouble.
34:31Well, thanks for letting me know.
34:33I'm Alan, by the way.
34:36Invincible.
34:37Oh, yeah?
34:38Little optimistic, isn't it?
34:39Yeah, I know.
34:40I just bought you, and I think you're quite invincible.
34:44Okay.
34:44Well, as long as I don't get fired, I'll see you around, Invincible.
34:47Sorry about all that.
34:50Get it.
34:54What the hell was that?
34:58Wow.
35:00Cool.
35:03Before I go, I already told you everything I remember.
35:07Right.
35:09Right.
35:09Just go over it for me one more time.
35:11I got a distress call from the Guardians.
35:15But when I arrived, everything seemed fine.
35:18Then the lights went out, and someone attacked me.
35:21I fought with them until I passed out.
35:23Woke up in your hospital.
35:25That's it.
35:26That's it?
35:27Hm.
35:29Must have been a pretty tough bastard to take you down.
35:32I've never seen you lose like that before.
35:35Yeah.
35:38Do you have any leads yet?
35:40Someone thinks they're too clever for us.
35:43They all think that at first.
35:57Oh, great.
35:58Dude.
36:00Dick.
36:01Look, Todd, why don't we just...
36:03Shut it, Grayson.
36:05I'm sorry.
36:06What?
36:08I'm sorry I kicked your ass.
36:09I don't know what you're saying.
36:15I'm sorry I kicked your ass, okay?
36:18Oh.
36:20Thanks, I guess.
36:23Amber Bennett also wants to know if you'd like her number.
36:25What?
36:26Do you want Amber's phone number, nerd?
36:28Yes, but why are you...
36:30Because she found some old photos of me, okay?
36:32Photos she said she'd delete if I did this one stupid thing and then never talk to you again.
36:36There.
36:37Have a crappy life with her.
36:39Suck.
36:43Photos of what, Todd?
36:45Don't push your luck, Grayson.
36:51Amber?
36:51I mean, uh, hello?
37:04But that's mine!
37:11I have bad news.
37:13I have bad news.
37:14Robots got bad news, everybody!
37:16Did you hear that?
37:17Hey, robot!
37:19What's the bad news?
37:20There are too many of them.
37:22Their technology has advanced too far.
37:24And they've rendered themselves immune to our time stream.
37:26We should consider the city lost.
37:28I will contact Cecil and suggest a nuclear response.
37:31What?
37:32No!
37:32No way!
37:33We're not nuking anyone, robot, and we're not giving up.
37:38What are we?
37:39Fight force?
37:40I love you, man.
37:42But sometimes, you've got to screws.
37:44I don't use screws.
37:47My fastenings are all magnetic interlocks.
38:09I don't use screws.
38:44Are you okay, Mark?
39:07My turn.
39:19Are you okay?
39:49Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:51Omni-man's your dad?
40:05What happened?
40:06Dad saved us from the Flaxons, but he went into one of their portals.
40:12Oh, so he'll be late for dinner?
40:17I was worried before because I've never seen your father so badly hurt.
40:21But taking on aliens in another dimension? That's just Tuesday.
40:26I'm sure he's explaining nicely why they should leave us alone.
40:33You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer.
40:38Earth isn't yours to conquer.
41:01Earth...
41:22I need a shower.
41:28Dad!
41:35I'm at a loss for how to report this, but the Guardians of the Globe are dead.
41:49Get an extraction team out there now.
41:52Tell the French President we have it covered.
41:59I need the room.
42:01Now!
42:30Well, enlighten me.
42:31And you mention your idiotic thoughts to anyone, and I mean anybody!
42:35I'll make sure they're the last thoughts you ever have.
42:38You understand me?
42:39Now get out.
42:41Get out!
42:41Before I send you back to help myself.
42:46Blind old man.
42:50Put an A6 surveillance team on the races.
42:53Sir?
42:54The killer's still out there, Donald.
42:56Might decide to finish the job.
43:03The killer's still out there.
43:03Let's go.
43:28And you're following me anyway.
43:28I think we have no-
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