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00:07The
00:08target is Doc Seismic.
00:13We're going to college together.
00:15I guess I get to keep my superhero boyfriend after all.
00:18The Immortal's now in charge.
00:19We are down, Houston.
00:21If a single Segwit fuses with one of your people,
00:25they will rise up as one.
00:28Finally, some action!
00:31I always wanted to be my dad.
00:33What if that happens?
00:35It's been an honor, sir.
00:39I'm better, I'm stronger, I'm ready.
00:42No, you're not.
00:42I'll work for you.
00:44Just put me back out there.
00:48For some of you, it probably seemed like this day would never come.
00:53For others, it came far too quickly.
00:58Maybe you're even wondering if you're ready for this.
01:02For what comes next.
01:05You are.
01:07I look out at this class and I see hope.
01:11I see a bright new world.
01:13With a special place for each and every one of you.
01:19Mark's not seriously gonna miss his own graduation, is he?
01:22He's just running a little late.
01:24This is why I quit superheroing.
01:27I mean, you only get to say goodbye to high school once.
01:29It needs to be enjoyed.
01:32Appreciated.
01:34Savored.
01:35He'll be here.
01:36You promise.
01:37Look at you!
01:39You're thieves!
01:40Rapists!
01:41Criminals!
01:43All so ignorant of your true crimes against terra firma!
01:48What is it with you and historical monuments?
01:52Professor Seismic, right?
01:54Doc Seismic.
01:56I never taught.
01:57Didn't you fall into like a huge pool of lava?
02:00I fell into a new realm of understanding.
02:04Do you know what this obscene phallus is constructed from?
02:07He asked expecting some idiotic answer.
02:11Uh...
02:12Granite stolen from the earth.
02:15Iron ripped from her loins.
02:18Bricks made of the clay she bleeds from humanity's endless ruinations.
02:23Isn't them...
02:25Most buildings?
02:27You can keep the ones made of wood.
02:32Everything else, we're taking back.
02:36Ah!
02:39Ah!
02:42Ah!
02:43Ah!
02:44Ah!
02:45Ah!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:55Ah!
03:01Ah!
03:03I liked you better when you just hated presidents.
03:07Ah!
03:08Ah!
03:09Ah!
03:18Ah!
03:21Ah!
03:21Ah!
03:22Ah!
03:39The Earth reclaims her stolen flesh.
03:44When you find yourself in the shadow of adversity, do not be afraid.
03:49For without adversity, there can be no triumph.
03:54Without testing your limits, you will never know how strong you truly are.
04:23You're running out of time, kid.
04:25I know.
04:33See?
04:35Even your greatest heroes are useless against the power of death!
04:53Nice save, Mark.
04:54Would've been better if you had stopped him before he destroyed another one of America's greatest treasures.
04:59It's not destroyed.
05:02I could try pushing it back out to, you know-
05:06Do not do that.
05:08We'll take it from here.
05:10As the great Abraham Lincoln once said, whatever you are, be a good one.
05:17Did he though?
05:18Did he really say that?
05:19It doesn't sound very Lincoln-y.
05:21Oh, so all I missed were the made-up inspirational quotes?
05:25Cool.
05:26Hey there, hero.
05:26Good timing.
05:31Is that... sulfur?
05:33Oh man, wait till I tell you about this guy.
05:35He's a case against higher education.
05:39Amber Justine Bennett.
05:43Yeah!
05:45William Francis Clockwood.
05:47I'd say it's been fun, but you know, high school.
05:51Marcus Sebastian Grayson.
05:56Samantha E. Wilkins.
06:02Marcus Sebastian.
06:04I thought we weren't keeping secrets from each other anymore.
06:08Some secrets should never be revealed.
06:11Justine.
06:13Everyone please rise.
06:17Congratulations, graduates.
06:20Yeah!
06:21Yeah!
06:24Ooh crap.
06:26Remember.
06:28Be bold.
06:30Be original.
06:32Be...
06:47I don't know.
06:49I don't feel any different.
06:52It's graduating high school, not losing your virginity.
06:56Amber, summer plans.
06:58Go.
06:59Nothing but swimming pools and sleeping late for two whole months.
07:04I mean...
07:06On the weekends.
07:07Maybe.
07:09I'm at the community center Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.
07:12Oh, and did I tell you guys I'm volunteering for the Katie Giles campaign?
07:16That's your idea of a summer vacation?
07:19Hey, Giles is the real deal.
07:21Do you even know your state comptroller?
07:24I don't even know what a state comptroller is, but you do you.
07:27I'm gonna find the trashiest reality show I've never heard of and binge every episode twice.
07:33Eve, please tell Amber how to properly vacay.
07:37I'm, uh, gonna go help finish the reconstruction up in Chicago.
07:43Sorry.
07:44I didn't mean to make that weird for you or...
07:47No.
07:47That's...
07:48That's amazing.
07:50Do you ever miss punching bad guys in the face?
07:53Seems cathartic.
07:54Right now, I'm just happy helping people.
07:58Speaking of...
08:04God, I love having superhero friends.
08:07I mean, Eve specifically.
08:09Mark won't even take me flying anymore.
08:11Boo.
08:12Hiss.
08:12To graduation and new beginnings.
08:16Mark?
08:17I'm on call.
08:18Cecil might need me.
08:19You're always on call now.
08:22That's the job.
08:23It's alright.
08:26Here.
08:29What's this?
08:30Virgin Mai Tai.
08:32Very funny.
08:35Cheers, guys.
08:36To the best summer ever.
08:41I'm telling you this Martian problem isn't gonna fix itself.
08:44They were gonna execute us.
08:46We barely got off that rock alive.
08:49Come on.
08:49They were trying to save their planet.
08:51From their own slaves.
08:52If those Sekwids ever take over, Earth is next.
08:56We need to strike first.
08:57Send up that invincible guy again.
09:00You're talking about starting an interplanetary war.
09:04Hmm.
09:06Livingston.
09:07Uh, well, what, what, what, what, what makes you think I know anything about Martians?
09:14Is that how you say it?
09:14Martians?
09:15I, um, I have to visit the urination chamber.
09:24Get a grip.
09:25Get a grip.
09:26Get a grip.
09:26You are a smart Earth astronaut.
09:30Hey, uh, everything okay, Russ?
09:33Fine.
09:34Everything, you, everything's okay, yeah.
09:36Sorry, how long have you been standing there?
09:38Not that it matters, because I have nothing to hide.
09:40Well, I, uh, listen, son.
09:43I know things haven't been easy since Mars.
09:45After what you all went through up there.
09:47One can blame you for being a little, uh...
09:56Uh, not yourself.
09:59But it's been months, and quite frankly, Livingston,
10:03this is the U.S. Space Administration.
10:06Not therapy.
10:08Oh, God.
10:10No.
10:11Well, I, I don't know how else to say this.
10:14Please don't kill me!
10:16What?
10:17Spare me!
10:18I won't fail you again.
10:20I swear on my three-chambered heart, just please do not stab all three of them!
10:24Christ on a Christmas tree.
10:26No one's killing anybody.
10:29But effective immediately, you're taking a temporary leave
10:32till you can get your head on straight.
10:48Oh, shit!
10:51I can't.
10:52Well, I can't.
10:55I can't.
10:56I can't.
10:58I can't.
10:58No.
10:59I can't.
11:00No.
11:00I can't.
11:01No.
11:02Oh shit.
11:08oh there saved you some work what the hell do you think you're doing you scared the piss out of
11:17my
11:18entire crow i'm just trying to help how do i know that's the code you know what go stuff your
11:27coat
11:27up your ass i live in that building and if it was up to the bureaucrats we'd be sleeping in
11:32high
11:33school gyms until labor day thanks thank you mommy does this mean we can go home now it's about time
11:43someone cut through all the red tape and did something instead of just talking about it
11:48you know how long i've been bay in the city to clean up that mess six years oh but unless
11:56you
11:56know somebody good luck you know me don't you
12:23you know
12:42hey mom no no everything's fine great actually i was just thinking about you and
12:50is something wrong hey mom morning
12:58since when do you drink coffee since i got my powers
13:04oh i hadn't noticed
13:11it keeps doing that i told cecil those contractors he hired were total amateurs
13:16yeah well at least he fixed our house his people shot it up can we please not do this right
13:23now
13:23sorry i guess we're both still a bit raw so how about we take a little break i found some
13:33crazy
13:34deals online i'm i'm thinking beach trip you and me somewhere tropical with a fancy hotel
13:42bermuda maybe saint lucia seriously call it a graduation present
13:49uh i mean i want to but cecil told me the guardians are working out some issues and i don't
13:56know if i can
13:56take off right now well what about taking the time to enjoy your last summer being a kid
14:02i'm not a kid anymore yes i know that you're an adult but that means making your own choices you
14:09don't have to do everything cecil tells you yeah mom i kind of do the last time i did this
14:14on my own
14:15half a city got destroyed i understand no you don't let me finish i understand why you think
14:22you have to prove yourself but you don't you're a good person no one thinks you're going to turn
14:26out like your father but then why would you even say it oh i'm sorry that's not what i meant
14:32mark i need you thank god what i have to go mark wait
14:47i quit i'm done fuck your training man
14:56people try and kill me every single day look i don't need that shit at home
15:04somebody got me in the balls maybe if you train more and complained less we could get back to
15:09saving lives we just stopped him from being that guy and now we've got you
15:18uh fuck my life
15:28kate is that you i've got a boo-boo that could use some duplicuses
15:36first of all we are not dating and second that's inappropriate language for the workplace
15:42so kiss your own boo-boo
15:45boo
15:45boo
15:49wait i know that look
15:51oh are you shitting me you goddamn geriatric hypocrite this is none of your business
16:00oh come on you and i were never a thing the immortal and i are deal with it kate don't
16:09do this please
16:13we called them heroes role models protectors but no one ever expected to call the guardians of the
16:21globe victims welcome to our first annual commemoration of the massacre that shook the world
16:27we began by honoring aquarius king of atlantis aquarius first one hearts
16:35hi russ
16:36yes russ
16:38i know you lost your job but the rent's been due for months so you know
16:45i do
16:49just find a way to pay your bills or i need you out by the end of next week
16:52next we honor the guardian's fallen green do-gooder
16:57martian man
16:59he may have come from the stars
17:01but martian man will always be one of earth's greatest superheroes
17:05while taking on bigger threats was part of his job as a guardian
17:09martian man always made time to help first responders on the scene
17:14with his gentle nature and kind spirit martian man made earth his home
17:28here's the need to know
17:30we've had multiple corroborated sightings of dark wing
17:33which is perturbing me considering that i personally idd what was left of his ribcage last year
17:40oh uh sorry
17:44it's okay
17:45so observe and report
17:46that's why you're employee of the month kid
17:51midnight city
17:54been a virtual no-man's land since the midnight magician cursed it back in 02
17:58so when you say cursed
18:00is that like a metaphor or
18:04what the hell
18:06i mean it's cursed current at midnight perpetual darkness
18:10summer on the dark side of the moon
18:20so weird
18:25let me know when you're done playing tourists
18:33oh god help help please somebody help me
18:39please
18:45please
18:46somebody help me
18:52i am helping
18:59helping make sure scum like you never hurt another innocent person again
19:12come on man
19:14dark wing was at my 12th birthday party so i'm pretty sure he doesn't kill people
19:19also pretty sure he's dead
19:20killed by your father invincible which is why i carry on his work
19:25i was night boy his assistant
19:27assistant
19:28wait you mean sidekick
19:30we don't use that term
19:34it's degrading
19:35okay bring him in
19:37he's lost it
19:39you think
19:40you hear them too
19:41huh
19:41the voices
19:44oh man hey you're coming with me
19:47okay
19:48i'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath
19:51hey i'm being nice
19:54so watch
19:58i'm not going anywhere with the son of a psychopath
20:07i felt that
20:09my predecessor developed this exoskeleton to help even the field against those like you
20:15but that's not what you should be worried about
20:17hey man i said i felt that punch
20:20i didn't say it hurt
20:31welcome to the shadow verse
20:34there are dark things here
20:36hungry things
20:38even i don't dare to stay too long
20:41but i hope you like it
20:44because you are never
20:47leaving
20:48i like the old dark queen better
20:50i'm the hero here
20:52i'm saving the world from omni-man's son
20:58hey don't call me that
21:00let go
21:04not until you take me back
21:09hmm
21:10guess who they'll eat first
21:17you would never
21:18like you said
21:20i'm omni-man's son
21:23you have no
21:25idea
21:26what i'm capable of
21:32there
21:32and let go
21:42mark
21:43we lost you for a minute
21:45where were you
21:46you'll have to ask darkwing's sidekick
21:49when he regains consciousness
21:51okay
21:52bring him in
21:53i gotta sign off
21:54something just came up
21:55anything i can do
21:57i doubt it
22:00debbie
22:01what a pleasant surprise
22:02what can i do for you
22:04mark almost missed his high school graduation because of you
22:07he only gets one of those
22:09he's barely 18 cecil
22:11mark
22:12came to me
22:13i'm looking out for him
22:15i'm easing him back into the job
22:16it's not a job
22:17and he's not your
22:18your soldier
22:20you can't just order him around
22:22at least he follows orders
22:26debbie i didn't mean that
22:27that's what this is about isn't it
22:29that you're in control
22:31not him
22:31that he's not like his father
22:33debbie
22:34i can't believe you'd even think that after everything mark went through
22:37and what if you decide you can't trust him
22:40what then
22:40that won't happen
22:42i wish i believed you
22:45debbie
22:46i meant what i said
22:47about looking out for mark
22:49no dangerous stuff until he's ready
22:51and he calls the shots
22:53you have my word
23:09sir
23:09that was donald
23:13i don't know what that was about
23:17i told you sweetie everything's fine
23:20you don't sound fine mom
23:22are you and dad fighting again
23:24no nothing like that
23:26well then what
23:28mom
23:28it's me
23:30i'll put on some tea and we can just talk
23:33okay
23:33things have been a little tight lately financially
23:36but we're fine
23:37really sweetie
23:38mom why didn't you say something
23:40you know i can help out
23:43samantha
23:47there
23:47turn it back please
23:49before your father gets home
23:50why what's going on
23:55samantha
23:56dad
23:57what are you doing in a burger mart shirt
24:00it's called an honest day's work
24:02but the furniture store you've been there for 20 years
24:05until you people turn the chicago corporate office into a pile of rubble
24:09oh god why didn't you tell me
24:11maybe you should have asked instead of flying off to god knows where doing god knows what
24:16all right well i'm here now okay
24:19you don't have to work some minimum wage job like a teenager
24:22i can give you and mom whatever you want
24:24i've provided for this family longer than you've been alive
24:31there 24 karat you can sell this
24:34turn it back
24:34ugh
24:35you're being stubborn for no reason
24:37i said change it back
24:44i have to run
24:46the times wants to interview me about my work in chicago
24:48i will visit in a few days to check in
24:50and make dad sell this
24:53bye
24:57hi there
24:58i'm calling on behalf of the katie giles campaign to ask for your vote in next month's state comptroller election
25:05no comptroller
25:06you know overseeing budgets auditing state finances
25:10it's critical work and
25:12hello
25:13hello
25:13i think you need a new slogan that doesn't have the word audit in it
25:17or comptroller
25:20local politics might not be as sexy as flying around in tights but that doesn't mean you're the only one
25:26saving the world
25:27see
25:27that's a better slogan
25:30shouldn't you be off punching things into space
25:33surprise
25:36i'm taking you to lunch
25:39ooh
25:40unexpected but appreciated
25:42let me go grab my bag
25:43there's this great tie place down the street
25:48uh
25:48i had
25:49somewhere else in mind
25:57i said i'd be back at 1 30
25:59we're almost there
26:06okay
26:08you can look now
26:10oh
26:11my
26:11god
26:14you brought me to paris
26:16sort of
26:17love
26:18is that a casino
26:23okay
26:24yeah so it's just las vegas
26:26okay
26:28you only get an hour for lunch and i can't fly you to europe that fast without your skin ripping
26:31off
26:32so
26:34can i kiss you anyway
26:37hmm
26:40you get an a for efforts
26:42and for letting me keep my skin on
26:46well i didn't want to get you all the baggage of dating a superhero without any of the perks
26:52mark
26:52i need you
26:54give me a sec
26:58dinner tonight
26:59instead
27:02go save the world
27:03invincible
27:05just
27:05make sure the voice in your ear isn't the only one you listen to
27:11you're way too good for me
27:16hmm
27:18also i need to take you back to work first
27:37you're late
27:38for what
27:39low tide
27:40something like that
27:43turns out the atlanteans are sore about omni-man murdering their king aquaris
27:47since your dad vanished like a fart in a hurricane
27:50the atlantean law dictates that his sentence falls to his next of kin
27:54you
27:55that's a stupid law
27:57maybe
27:58but atlantis controls the oceans
28:00they threaten to erase the eastern seaboard if we don't deal with this
28:03you want me to go to war against an entire underwater civilization
28:07who said anything about war
28:09according to atlantean custom
28:11the only way to atone for the king's murder
28:13is to marry his widow
28:15what
28:16it's an honor
28:17you think about it
28:18i can't marry a fish
28:20i have a girlfriend
28:21relax
28:22strictly symbolic
28:23all you have to do is go through the ceremony
28:25maybe kiss the bride
28:27then all is forgiven and everyone moves on
28:29it's easy
28:29okay but like
28:30will i have to
28:31you know
28:34what exactly am i looking at
28:36you're right
28:42sorry kid i got another fire to put out
28:44good luck down there i'll be listening
28:49talk to me
28:50it's the lizard league sir
28:54you called me back for the lizard league
28:55they've hit a bio research lab outside of dallas
28:58how we got king lizard rotting in a prison cell
29:01it appears that supreme lizard has seized control in his absence
29:07send in the guardians
29:08are you sure they're ready
29:09if they can't take down the lizard league they'll never be ready
29:19nope
29:21not this bullshit again
29:23i'm not doing another me
29:25that me
29:27better not be you
29:28rudy
29:29it's not
29:33who are you
29:35i call me
29:37the shapesmith
29:43guardians
29:46things usually this weird around here
29:49you have no idea
30:00whoa
30:01where
30:02this
30:03this
30:13you
30:15you
30:22you
30:26you
30:31welcome son of he who slayed my husband about that you will address her as your majesty
30:39air breather right your majesty it's an honor to meet you and i'm very sorry for what my father did
30:49but i can't do this and definitely not here in front of everyone okay i guess it's kind of
30:55awkward but i have a girlfriend name is amber and we're finally in a good place so even though
31:02you know you seem super nice it just wouldn't feel right to what do you speak of isn't that why
31:09i'm
31:10here to be your new king why would i need a king i commended this kingdom for a decade while
31:17aquarist
31:17play dress-up with you humans oh then we're not getting married we abolish that barbaric custom
31:25what do you think we are savages oh my oh thank god i mean i'm thank you your your majesty
31:35great so what's a new law
31:42trial by combat release the duck dweller
32:05you want me to fight that seems a little unfair
32:15okay okay i win can i go now
32:29makes a lot more sense
32:42seriously
32:49if you're not feeling ready paul yeah let's sell this bitch okay oh wow
33:00this place is adorable
33:05hi
33:08so pleased to meet you come on in
33:13and last but not least the living room i love it it looks recently renovated it looks like they
33:20didn't even know what they were doing it was professionally redone only two years ago
33:25when are you taking offers wednesday whoa slow down i was just asking yeah well don't bother
33:32we're definitely not offering on this place it's in our price range we like the location the school
33:37it's too far from the office you want me to get home even later there's excellent local transit of
33:42course i don't i just think it's not happening when you earn the money you can decide where we live
33:50she's not your pet what was that did we mention the spacious garage why don't you all go ahead
33:56i'll meet you there in a jiffy
34:01why don't you take the rest of the day off i'll call you later
34:28what the hell's going on down there
34:31your file on atlantean law needs some serious updating this wasn't the deal
34:36i'm pulling you out back up somewhere
35:06talk to me kid
35:24how far away is that backup incoming
35:35how's your chance get out of there
35:58cecil that thing got loose it's killing everyone they should have thought about that
36:02before they brought it home from the store
36:04i can't leave those people to die
36:06they tried to kill you they were cheering
36:09all they wanted was justice for what my dad did
36:14you're not your father mark
36:20that's why i'm going back
36:45that's why i'm going back
36:50okay now we can do this
36:53now we can do this
37:34i'm going back
37:38i'm going back
38:00you got lucky this time
38:02lucky
38:04atlantis is calling it even since you saved the queen's life
38:07the next time i give you an order
38:10you listen
38:12pull up the audio from that fight
38:20give it to the boys in rmd i want to report in a week
38:22yes sir
38:26sir when debbie came to speak with you she seemed
38:30distressed when she when she saw me
38:33and she's a distressed person
38:35after the number nolan did on her who knows what's going through her head
38:39anything else donald
38:42no sir
38:53why would you do that
38:56we don't want your fake food
38:58or your fake gold
39:00they're not fake
39:02but
39:03i get it
39:05you had your job for years and losing it must feel awful
39:09i know how hard you work to provide for mom and me
39:12no one is trying to take that away from you
39:14but you gotta get over this stupid man of the house thing
39:17i'm trying to help
39:19oh yeah
39:20like you help chicago
39:21adam don't
39:23what
39:24the whole lot was unstable
39:27that's why the city never built there
39:30it's a miracle nobody was killed
39:33this is what happens when you think rules are just for us pathetic normal people
39:37your powers don't make you a hero
39:40they make you dangerous
39:43i have to go
39:46don't come back until you've figured that out
40:08ah
40:09ah
40:09ah
40:13ah
40:14ah
40:14ah
40:15ah
40:15ah
40:16ah
40:16ah
40:16Fuck! You! Mother! Fucker!
40:53Fucker!
41:22And over here is our training room.
41:25Wow. Look at all those... those things.
41:30Ooh, why don't you show them the shower, Immortal?
41:33It's super roomy. You could do anything in there, right?
41:38And you all get to live here?
41:40Play your cards right and maybe you can too someday.
41:43The Guardians could use someone with your talents.
41:46Really?
41:47Forgive me for questioning your authority, Immortal,
41:49but we don't know anything about the Shapesmith.
41:52I can tell you. I can tell you. I can tell you.
41:56I was born a baby human right here on the planet of Earth.
42:11I got my superpowers in a random industrial accident.
42:25I swore to use my abilities for good and to help people and to protect my planet.
42:30No matter what.
42:37Because I am a normal human superhero.
42:45Am I in?
42:50Yes, we were defeated.
42:53Yes, it was embarrassing.
42:57Yes, it was my plan.
43:00But we are not a joke.
43:03No matter what social media says, we are the Lizard League, and we are unstoppable.
43:13We're unstoppable. We're unstoppable.
43:18And under my leadership, instead of that fool King Lizard, we will rise again any day now.
43:29Oh! All hail Supreme Lizard! All hail...
43:42If anyone is going to turn this organization around, it's going to be King Lizard!
43:50Any objections?
44:08Why should I tell you anything? Who the hell are you, anyway?
44:14Think of me as an old friend. An old friend who can help you, given your current predicament.
44:22Fine. They were smart. After our ultimatum, they ambushed my dad with experimental quantum bombs.
44:31Still cost them most of Europe.
44:36And they just wore me down. Caught me when I finally had to sleep.
44:44Hmm. Interesting.
44:48Freeze!
44:50Who the hell are you?
44:51That's what I said.
44:53Me? I'm not your problem.
44:56Then whose problem are you?
44:59His. Well, not his, but...
45:04Close enough.
45:06Make him pay for what he did to your world.
45:09What?
45:10Stop!
45:11Hey, you promised you'd help me!
45:13Hey!
45:13Don't leave me here!
45:15Hey!
45:16Hey!
45:17Hey!
45:38Hey!
45:39Hey!
45:44Hey!
45:46on to
46:35You
47:05You
47:35You
48:05You
48:35You
49:05You
49:35You
49:37You
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