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00:00:00Come on.
00:00:05Open your legs up for me.
00:00:07Wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take a virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:55In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:32Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:36a 4,000-word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:02:00Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:42Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:51Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54I'm sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:02Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're in a watch duty now.
00:03:11You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17What?
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Brian.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:57want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp last like two weeks, so I had a signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen me.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:32You made a promise for Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go, actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Good to see you.
00:04:46Okay, deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:43But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:58He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01Hey, just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:20Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:26Third door, meeting room.
00:06:28Showing progression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost baby girl.
00:06:48We still gotta stop.
00:06:53Hope you brought your meat pies, Virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:00Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa.
00:07:07Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:09I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Are you needing a salute?
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half making them.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:56The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, Sleeveheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great. Well, you guys are gonna be running laps, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:33It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:34I'm out of here!
00:08:45I finally did it. The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old. I kissed my brother's best
00:08:51friend. And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01What's up, Cheryl?
00:09:04Nice left.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20No, look, it's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Alison? Unhinged.
00:09:25Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up. Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:45Yeah, and whose fault is it?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:51Oh, crap.
00:09:52I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:57I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my messenger?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think. I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:10Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39It's already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:44Yes, it is.
00:10:45Because, listen.
00:10:46You're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:56Do what?
00:10:57I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:14The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18The brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:39Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any and a little bit of Eric.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just...
00:11:58No, I just...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:15There you go.
00:12:15I'll tell you guys.
00:12:16You forgot.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your drinks.
00:12:22There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:40I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what?
00:12:56Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:02Excuse me?
00:13:03There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:06No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your live location with me for the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate, and I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:44sure that you're safe.
00:13:44Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:54No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't care.
00:14:13Tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16I don't control what I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie bruscoe.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:43Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I am not letting Rita win.
00:14:52I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from them.
00:15:02I don't take orders from them.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on.
00:15:07Get it up, get it up, let's go.
00:15:10Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:58Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:26I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:27Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:33No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:37She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to help.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:45Just give me a second.
00:16:57Hey, Allison.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:58All right.
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:09Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:30Lick it up.
00:17:31I am.
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out at night?
00:17:47Come on.
00:17:48Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:12What?
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:23You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touching, that's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:59A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting it.
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V card out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:16Please.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:17Getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:47Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ali were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online,
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:20We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yup.
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:37Hey.
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40Huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching me.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this up.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No.
00:21:29That's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay?
00:21:31I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:51I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:56I want to be wanted.
00:21:57And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:23Say it.
00:22:24Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:26I can't.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No.
00:22:52Alison.
00:22:53Alison, stop it.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Alison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:05Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:28Please.
00:23:37What are you doing?
00:23:39Running everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie, are you a threat right now?
00:24:03Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06It's time to run.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right, Brett, if that's true, you guys got a ticket or two, I don't know, like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was coming to you right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Babe, it's, uh...
00:25:17What's going on?
00:25:18We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're first.
00:26:24Damn, Allison.
00:26:26I see you.
00:26:28Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:45What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:56Partner up.
00:26:58Stretching drills.
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:07Mm.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Oh, excuse me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:04You're first.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:12We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go.
00:28:20We don't have all day.
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:25Fine, let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're dead.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm okay.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:08Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:16North mean.
00:30:33Oh my god, it's hot, hot, hot, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, no,
00:30:44um, can
00:30:45you please get me a paper towel? Yeah, yeah, sure, here. Thank you. Jesus, I'm so sorry. It's fine. Okay,
00:30:54brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but damn it, how do I unsee that? How do I stop my heart
00:31:00from kicking its way out of my chest? Okay, it's fine, just, it's okay, just forget it, okay? I'm doing
00:31:06laundry. I'm sorry I spilled milk on you. I, um, didn't, you know, you're not really wearing any clothes, and
00:31:12it, and neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am. You're wearing shorts and nothing else, and you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay, I said I was sorry, all right? Listen, I just, why aren't you still here? Why aren't you
00:31:27still here? Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine. I don't know, it's 830.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing? What? Nobody told me that, had, oh my god, she's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team. She's gonna, she's gonna kill
00:31:45me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's okay. Well, I'll, I'll try. Okay, thank you.
00:31:50Dad, I'll turn you to the school bus.
00:32:03Get all your stuff? Yeah. Um, I have to go. Okay. Thanks. Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that that rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison and she was in the shotgun
00:32:24never lets any girl sit there enjoy it while it lasts nobody takes Brett from me
00:32:38hey sorry Emily I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m. don't make excuses Scott latest late
00:32:45you're just too lazy hey what's your problem my problem is you dragging the
00:32:59whole team down it's the first game and you can't even be on time like I said
00:33:04nobody no hey are you crazy consider this a lesson to understand punctuality stop
00:33:17you want to fight I'll give you a reason
00:33:26hey hey what are you doing what do you think you're doing huh get your fucking hands off
00:33:30this is the girls locker room cool get out get out of here all of you get out of here
00:33:36right
00:33:36now did you hear me get out
00:33:44okay it's fine I just can't go out there like this so I'm just gonna have to tell coach that
00:33:50I'm sick
00:33:50or something it's gonna be okay we have enough time trust me hi hello listen I need you to go
00:33:59to the
00:33:59school and I need you to meet me in the woman's locker room right now all right
00:34:07hey listen use my jersey make it look better than the original
00:34:11all right
00:34:35oh shit is that even Allison
00:34:48she looks
00:34:50sorry
00:34:53look at you you look uh you look fantastic you know I think you look better in that jersey
00:34:57than I ever do it's because you've never had to wear eyeliner you know that's true that's
00:35:02that's true I am hey are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game
00:35:06yeah you're the only thing here that managed me really to you as as your best friend's sister
00:35:15of course
00:35:17as more than just a friend's sis all right time's ticking let's move Allison I don't know
00:35:27whatever this look is but it works you take center let's go
00:35:39okay yeah
00:35:41hey uh
00:35:48break your leg
00:35:51okay
00:35:56ladies and gentlemen please welcome our state university cheerleading squad
00:36:01let's go
00:36:15oh
00:36:35who is that girl she's on fire it's Allison Scott you know she had moves
00:36:45all this thing seriously so hot I mean damn I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight
00:36:52body in that uniform
00:36:54woo you get lucky tonight
00:36:57stay with you
00:36:58I don't have to see girls like that they always come running to guys like me
00:37:03I'm telling you right now you don't fuck off the only thing that's going to be chasing is my fist
00:37:18he's on the 30-yard line
00:37:20the 20
00:37:21the 10
00:37:25touchdown
00:37:26that Harrison does it again
00:37:27state wins
00:37:29yeah
00:37:43hey
00:37:44oh
00:37:45congrats
00:37:46on the win captain that was really good thank you you know it's uh
00:37:50it's really just another Tuesday for me
00:37:52okay shut up
00:37:53oh
00:37:57you're a kid
00:37:58kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:08oh my god
00:38:09is he actually going to kiss me
00:38:12in front of the entire stadium
00:38:15Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff. I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:31Come on Allison. Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41But I want it.
00:38:44No! No! No!
00:38:57Wait... What?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping Chad at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:47Harrison!
00:39:53Harrison!
00:39:56Oh, shit.
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister and from the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in...
00:40:12You two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no, no. You cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32Fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her.
00:40:35Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane.
00:40:39Because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not!
00:40:44I promise you do.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom!
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett.
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09He can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and livestreamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:28Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:30I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:36Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it.
00:41:42Oh, I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:45Hi.
00:41:46You can't talk about the kiss cam?
00:41:48Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing,
00:41:52because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game, and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:25Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator, and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, I don't cheat.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Ellie!
00:43:25Brett!
00:43:25You guys out here?
00:43:27Fucking shit.
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole, and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm gonna get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Ellie, hey.
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you.
00:43:40Ellie, hey.
00:43:42Just get under.
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:44I have to get down.
00:43:49Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53What?
00:43:54I'm naked!
00:43:54Get out!
00:43:57You're...
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:08You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it.
00:44:16You kicked ass.
00:44:17And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me.
00:44:35So I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam, it's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad.
00:44:52So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:59He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:10What was that?
00:45:13What was that?
00:45:16Sorry, I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:39I have to ask you something.
00:45:40I don't want to.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out.
00:45:42On a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00Got plans, Allie.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46We're just finally giving back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:01Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:05Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:16I made it myself.
00:47:18$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You wanna say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:09And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15What?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25You're not interested?
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:38And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:45Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47You know what?
00:48:47Yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:02There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:06Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:10Thanks.
00:49:14It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really?
00:49:19For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:22You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason?
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend.
00:49:35Of my brother, so.
00:49:37Is his loss my gain?
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:56Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You ever play the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No. What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:36Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43I could check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over. Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me.
00:51:07What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09You just think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:11What do you think Rob would think if you knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:13How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:15Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17I know. Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:45Hey.
00:51:48Hey.
00:51:49Hey.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:51Hold on.
00:51:52Hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:58Oh my god.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey.
00:52:03Hey.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:06Hey.
00:52:07You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11I can't feel it.
00:52:11I can't feel it.
00:52:11I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12Alright.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:16It's alright.
00:52:16I'll be okay.
00:52:18Alright.
00:52:19Let's get you in.
00:52:20Let's get you in.
00:52:23Let's get you in.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:27Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Fred!
00:52:32Alright, here you go.
00:52:33Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could've died, Alice.
00:52:37And Chad, I mean, my god.
00:52:39You have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell will realize he's just a little fucking douchebag, alright?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52I don't know how this works!
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:53:00That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:05I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:08What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse!
00:53:09I jumped in the pool.
00:53:10I saved your life.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:13How am I worse?
00:53:13You're worse!
00:53:14You're worse!
00:53:15Because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:18Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late!
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know.
00:53:31I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:38Hey.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did!
00:53:42I fell in love with you!
00:53:43I'm in love with you!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:44Stop!
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend!
00:53:46I know that!
00:53:47I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55You...
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:58Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm gonna tell you to stop, Susan.
00:54:12I'm never gonna tell you to stop.
00:54:13No.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:47Every single time I saw you with him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me.
00:54:53Than just my best friend and sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day.
00:55:23Every morning.
00:55:25And every night.
00:55:28And every single time I close my eyes.
00:55:31It's you that I see.
00:55:35Every time.
00:55:41What?
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What?
00:55:42What?
00:55:43What?
00:55:44What?
00:55:47What?
00:55:48I want you to take me.
00:55:49Right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what do we new?
00:56:12what do you want us to be what do you want me to be i want you to be mine
00:56:23i think i already am
00:56:29but what about ron he's gonna kill you
00:56:33i don't know ron loves it very much he's very protectable to brother but i think he'll come
00:56:37around when he sees how much i love you
00:56:47i don't know i think i think we should maybe keep it a secret just for now
00:56:56i don't want to keep it a secret i know
00:57:01but it's just for a little until we find the right moment
00:57:07yeah yeah i won't do it your way
00:57:11be secret lovers
00:57:29thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain when are you coming to pick me up i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic
00:57:44ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you oh well as much
00:57:50as
00:57:51i'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are killing me and i really like your car
00:57:59oh i know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the
00:58:03hood of his car
00:58:04brett stop don't read my smut i'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched into
00:58:11my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting holy
00:58:19shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it
00:58:26i feel so hot right now
00:58:44oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:09hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you
00:59:14think just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:18i was just trying to help save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:26shoot late
00:59:48brett that's elson's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little
00:59:53girlfriends i never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you have to
01:00:15hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:28someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:34forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search well i think we all
01:00:42know someone who would do anything to stop being a fat friend right i'm sorry but i just saw you
01:00:47throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you were
01:00:52retching and i asked you if you were a look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i
01:00:58don't
01:00:58need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in
01:01:02with
01:01:03zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with the
01:01:23real
01:01:24athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance enhancing
01:01:31substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad coach i promise you i've never seen
01:01:36those before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me
01:01:44i've never seen those i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way a cow like her
01:01:49could ever
01:01:49compete with us they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget i asked you to
01:01:56hold
01:01:56my vitamins this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them or something he's right they're just
01:02:02vitamins no they aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of
01:02:08these banned substances i just they look suspicious well we were just worried about the integrity of the
01:02:16team yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's enough all i see here are three
01:02:22bullies trying to frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately what
01:02:28you can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine i mean i know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it you little
01:02:40bitch you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me that's enough rita my decision is
01:02:45final
01:02:49okay listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing
01:02:54issue you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen
01:03:00all the time you're leading so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to
01:03:06those
01:03:06little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms i know everything girls every dirty little
01:03:12secret do exactly as i say or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never
01:03:18gets
01:03:18back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag so i swamped it out i knew it i knew she
01:03:41was up to
01:03:41something you know i heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up
01:03:47it was when we were when we were having
01:03:55bone sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:02stop
01:04:04hey do you do you think i'm fat seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again i mean i'm being serious though i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison perfect just who you are yeah i'll always be there to catch you on your phone
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then else
01:04:45okay allison hey great job you guys you killed it
01:05:14hey i told you to catch you brett you just saved my life
01:05:23i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain are you kidding
01:05:32me
01:05:32they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died that would have been the best
01:05:37news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say leave the gym and think very carefully about
01:05:43your future on this team oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had
01:05:52a
01:05:52heart attack all right everyone in light of performances and character i am so proud to announce
01:06:00allison scott as the new captain thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you
01:06:10wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:15and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:21ali look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back ew don't ever touch me again weirdo yo
01:06:33allison she is looking good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra bump and
01:06:40grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just waiting for
01:06:48the mvp no don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your dreams how about you spend
01:06:54more
01:06:54time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think you're so
01:07:00fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got the captain's position how by sucking your
01:07:06way to the top you know must be how you got out there considering how much you suck while you
01:07:12play
01:07:12you shameless whore hey one more one i do you're defending your sluts on her huh she's a public bus
01:07:22everybody gets a ride hey hey hey face you'll keep my sister's name out of your mouth
01:07:35that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the er okay all right you sure you're already
01:07:58it's a really nasty cut bratt you could have broken your hand yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:04never let anybody get away with cheating like that you know i could kind of get used to this having
01:08:15uh
01:08:16nurse allison around take care of me help me out here guys 304 i think it's this one let's go
01:08:23see the hero
01:08:24oh no no that's ron and the whole team they can't see us like this i won't let him let's
01:08:31tell him
01:08:32let's tell him the truth in front of the entire team ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38remind you let's hide
01:08:46hey bratt bratt bratt you in there yeah i'm just uh washing up man god you have no idea how
01:08:54crazy you
01:08:55drive me you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:02i'm doing this you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:15you gotta be quiet
01:09:18unless you are not this
01:09:22bratt stop jerking off and get your ass out here man hey you know what it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time assholes
01:09:38i feel what you did i feel what you did it's kind of hard to miss
01:09:48bratt you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know my
01:09:51hands
01:09:52are soft bro i can help you hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna be
01:09:55a little
01:09:56while all right all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull
01:10:00muscles you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07health and physical therapy time you know what i mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:28you know what i mean
01:10:28it's good
01:10:32aren't you gonna help me no i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:56i've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet captain scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00i'm sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:06led by captain allison scott
01:11:10i will end you
01:11:12save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new cheerleading captain didn't
01:11:20earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers and her dealer look no further than your
01:11:27mvvp brett harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true you know what i don't care reed is the one that's been taking drugs okay she's
01:11:39got
01:11:39pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the squad then
01:11:48brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff
01:11:55but only if we helped allison become captain you know that's bullshit i have proof
01:12:03i know real doctors i've got pills
01:12:07ally no more being blackmailed let allison take the captain position
01:12:13this is insane okay i've never taken a drug in my life oh sweetie it's all coming out now
01:12:20i saw her taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater
01:12:27hey anybody who messes with her messes with me open your eyes brett she's using you for the clout
01:12:34for the status who was she before you slept with her nobody a total bottom feeder you know what
01:12:40you're so full of it's unbelievable how'd you get that video huh and what'd you do to it you
01:12:45have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide listen just please listen to me everybody just shut
01:12:52up this is my sister okay she would never do something like this and here come the pretzels
01:12:58all right that's enough that's enough now in light of these significant allegations as well as
01:13:05the evidence that has been presented i have no choice allison scott you are hereby removed from
01:13:12your position as captain of the cheerleader furthermore you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing justice for the real athletes hold on hold it if you would please
01:13:24look to the jumbotron i know some real doctors that can help you guys get healthy with the right
01:13:29baby no more pills no more purging no more blackmail you'd really help us absolutely listen you guys are
01:13:36going to have to take any of rita's sacred spells ever again so what's the catch we're gonna make rita
01:13:40take some of her own medicine this video this is the real conversation not the edited one that rita just
01:13:48played not for the drugs these are the drugs that i gave the girls they're vitamins you can get these
01:13:54at any pharmacy in the world you want to check these out principles
01:14:01he's right these are common supplements everybody rita is the one who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous weight loss supplements she's been threatening them if they wouldn't comply and
01:14:12she's been shaming them degrading them for the bodies that they have now everybody is different but
01:14:17all bodies are beautiful rita sabotaged allison for one reason one reason only because she was a threat
01:14:22she threatened the total control that rita had over the entire squad and it's horrible because allison
01:14:28she's a beautiful person and she would never do anything like this and she deserves to be the cheer captain
01:14:35that's not true he's lying she's the one who's drugging the team lock her up lock her up lock her
01:14:44up
01:14:45you fucking bitch you ruined my life you ruined it yourself
01:15:01look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks
01:15:07just when i give you a chance you weren't crying to harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut
01:15:14up
01:15:14what are you gonna do about it harrison i don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what you
01:15:18deserve right now mr williams apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against
01:15:28you from various female students as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities
01:15:33what no my father your father may have his name on the library but i assure you his money will
01:15:40not
01:15:40buy you immunity you can take him away party's over let go no i'll kill you all this isn't over
01:15:49and as for you miss scott on behalf of the entire administration i would like to apologize to you
01:15:58for everything that you've had to endure and as of now you can consider yourself officially
01:16:02reinstated as captain you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain thank you principal
01:16:12all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama i hope you enjoyed the show but we have a game to
01:16:18get back to so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:22get back to so let's go
01:16:34let's go
01:16:35let's go
01:16:35let's go
01:16:36let's go
01:16:39Go!
01:16:42Yes!
01:16:54Kiss!
01:16:56Kiss!
01:16:57Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:16:58Kiss!
01:17:00Kiss!
01:17:05Hey, listen.
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:22I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:24I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:37You know what, uh, he's cool, right?
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