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00:01Previously on R.J. Decker.
00:03R.J. freaking Decker.
00:04They let you out already?
00:05I'm a PI now.
00:06Detective DeBrayu, hello, how are you?
00:08How is everything at the trailer park?
00:09You making new friends?
00:10I'm on trial.
00:12Good luck today.
00:14Thanks.
00:15Would you please state your name and relationship to the victim?
00:17I'm Emmy Ochoa, Lucas is my stepbrother,
00:19and that's the man who almost killed him.
00:21If I hadn't lied to protect Lucas, there would have been consequences.
00:24But it was still wrong, and I'm sorry.
00:27A sinkhole opened up outside your window three weeks ago,
00:30and you didn't come to stay with us then?
00:31You wanted to see me.
00:33You can stay here one week, and then you go.
00:36I was exonerated.
00:37The very first thing I did was I bought a scratcher,
00:40and that scratcher paid out a million bucks.
00:42I'm not released this day instead of the next.
00:44Who knows what comes of me?
01:17Dear friend, if you wanna feel better,
01:19Don't let the devil make you toss this money over.
01:22If you've been crossed up by who do.
01:24Who do, who do?
01:25A wizard over the liA.
01:26We got family trouble, man trouble, woman trouble, no night till the trouble
01:31You're looking for a true friend, no a true lover, or if you've been livin' in the trouble
01:35Well I'm coming to you down, I'll break it all down
01:38Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
01:41go
01:41Check out the last, contact me, come, don't move, enter the air
01:47Go to the corner
01:49I'm here to chow the walls down
01:53Oh, yo, place ownership
01:54Go to the bar
01:56Hot damn! That's a lot of weed.
01:59In case you were wondering which of your pals tipped us off,
02:01it's an old lady who wants her dog around here.
02:04Kept reporting suspicious activity like she was trying to win a radio contest.
02:08Karens, am I right?
02:10It's not cannabis, it's carnivorous.
02:14Said it's not cannabis, it's carnivorous.
02:16They're not marijuana plants. They're Venus flytraps.
02:27Hey, detective, over here.
02:29Let's go.
02:35Is that a meat grinder?
02:40You gotta see this.
02:48Question for you, son.
02:51Who exactly have you been feeding to your plants?
03:03You're real bad at this, babe.
03:05Okay.
03:05Seriously, if breaking into cars with baseball, you'd be the Rockies.
03:09Well, maybe if I had a better teacher.
03:11You got the best in full allow.
03:13Don't blame me for your old man, Finny.
03:14Whoa!
03:15I think you mean you were the best, right?
03:17Because you know what happens if I find out you're unretired?
03:19Tell my mom.
03:20Yes.
03:21Which is worse than telling the cops.
03:23That's right.
03:23Ain't happening.
03:24I am D-O-N-E.
03:26Done, son.
03:29Stupid pick is broken or something.
03:38Why did you do that?
03:40What are you doing in my car?
03:41Oh, hey, Kath, this is Darius.
03:43He's helping me out with this new skill I might need as a P.I.
03:48It's 9 a.m. on a Monday.
03:49Shouldn't Darius be in school?
03:51No, ma'am.
03:52Some dude lives in the school lost his ball.
03:55We're all supposed to stay home until Animal Control finds him.
03:58Thanks.
04:01I found the key to the file drawers.
04:03Unless you'd like to pick that lock, too.
04:15Okay, this is great.
04:17I have a place to, uh, put all my files.
04:24I take it things are still a little slow?
04:27Yeah.
04:27Yeah, they're a bit slow.
04:28They're picking up.
04:29Wish texted me last night, said he had a new client for me.
04:33Oh, shoot.
04:33Actually, I gotta meet the guy in 20 minutes.
04:36Will he be older than 12?
04:41Hey, where's the client?
04:45Oh, God.
04:46Wish.
04:48I mean, we've been over this.
04:49I, I, I need work.
04:51I don't need charity.
04:53This is a genuine case, Arch.
04:54Genuine case?
04:55Really?
04:56Like, like the case of the missing deep fryer?
04:57You remember that one?
04:58He told me he was stolen, but that was bull.
05:00It was just out for repairs.
05:02Then there was the time you wanted a list of names, background checks,
05:05so they could work here.
05:05Only they turned out to be the starting O-line for the 84 Dolphins.
05:08I swear, had any of those gentlemen been interested, I'd have hired them.
05:12Wish.
05:12I.
05:16You remember me telling you about Waylon Abernathy?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Yeah, of course.
05:22He was your cellar the first time you got locked up.
05:26Showed you the ropes.
05:27Just like you did for me.
05:29Prison being prison.
05:31Where the wrong look at the wrong time can get you a sharpened toothbrush
05:34through the old Adams apple, I think you'll agree.
05:37It's the sort of kindness you don't soon forget.
05:40Hence why I want to hire you to get Waylon's son Marcus out of a spot of trouble.
05:46What's trouble?
05:48Swear it's real?
05:49Oh, it's real.
05:52He even made the paper.
06:07It's real.
06:13Oh, it's real.
06:31marcus how you doing my name's rj decker i'm a private investigator yeah i know the guards told
06:36me but if you're looking for work i'm sorry i can't afford you my mess i already paid for
06:40i'm a friend of wish akins mr akins sent you yeah sure did he tells me there's no way you
06:46could
06:46have done what they're saying no no no sir not not in a million years so far all i know
06:51is what i've
06:52read in the papers the police were expecting to find marijuana in your grow house it wasn't my
06:57grow house it was clem's clem crayshaw he's the one who hired me he's a fly trap poacher he's a
07:03what
07:03now fly traps are rare that's what makes him valuable the only place they grow naturally in
07:09whole world is the southeast corner of north carolina that's where he would steal his
07:14so you and this clem guy you guys were what partners clem was good at poaching he's terrible with plants
07:20he hired me out of the garden center i was working at just to make sure his plants were
07:25fed and watered right and i knew it was wrong and i just my girlfriend kelly lynn she just told
07:31me she
07:32was pregnant and i just don't worry about that that's fine but i gotta ask how was it you didn't
07:39notice a freezer full of body parts the freezer was in a storm that clem kept locked before he
07:46hired me he told me he was feeding plants ground up roadkill i said that was no good that the
07:50best
07:50thing for fly traps was mealworms and so then whenever i got there there was a big bag of meal
07:55worms waiting for me well according to the paper the police found with a big old bag of john doe
08:03clem and i we barely saw each other and we spoke mostly over snapchat i tell him what i needed
08:09he'd
08:09make sure i got it and then a couple days ago he sent me a message and said that he
08:15forgot to order
08:15the mealworms and fly traps would have to go back to roadkill for a while
08:24i don't don't you get it clem killed john doe and he was using me and the plants to get
08:30rid of the
08:30body the cops they want me to tell them who the dead guy is but i can't i i don't
08:34i don't know right
08:35since the app deletes the messages after you read them you can't prove clem told you to do anything
08:41you know the night they arrested me they made me look in the freezer it was a torso and the
08:47two arms and
08:48two legs and the head and the hands were missing but clem didn't just cut the guy up he carved
08:53him
08:53up too what do you mean the dead guy his biceps and butt cheeks were missing his biceps and butt
09:01cheeks
09:01were missing but they have to be in that bag of meat that clem gave me okay them and the
09:06head and
09:06the hands all ground up please i just want to go home to kelly lynn i just want to help
09:12with the
09:12pregnancy you have to find clem yeah look at those priors she's not the one we're looking for hey
09:28print that for me would you it's just in the neighborhood you want something
09:33can't a guy living in this ex-wife's pool house pay her new wife a visit without wanting something
09:38i mean please if you didn't you wouldn't be holding a bag of what i assume are pastelitos
09:43from my favorite bakery all right i caught a new case marcus abernathy he's accused oh yeah
09:50turning some john doe into plant food yes not my case can't help you okay well even in your case
09:56you could give me a wee peek at the case file i got a lead on a new suspect i'd
09:59like for it
10:00clem crashaw i just i want to know he's on your radar that's all i want to know
10:07uh meet me outside in 10 minutes i'll bring you the files really no idiot also the house
10:13stop leaving the seat up you live with three women three rj
10:24kelly lynn it's uh aloysius aiken i believe marcus's public defender told you to expect me
10:32so um marcus's attorney said that you were friends with marcus's dad or something yeah wayland yeah
10:39me and him uh did a stretch together at zephyril's correctional about 20 years ago yeah wayland took
10:45me under his wing helped me understand what it took to survive taught you how to make shivs and stuff
10:50like that no um opposite you know he taught me how to keep a low profile avoid confrontations
10:58if it weren't for old wayland a uh decent and thoughtful man despite his penchant for cloning
11:04credit cards ain't no way i'd have made it through marcus never really talked about him yeah well
11:12marcus never got to know him yeah wayland was already serving his sentence when marcus was born
11:18and a couple of years later wayland was diagnosed with leukemia
11:25herefore he died in the infirmary he made me promise to uh keep an eye on his boy make sure
11:31he
11:31didn't line up where we had how's that going
11:39well uh need anything else let me know
11:48darla sims hi uh my name is rj decker i'm a private investigator i was hoping i could ask you
11:55a few questions about your ex-husband clem crayshaw can you come back at five that's when i close
12:03i'll answer any question you like i mean is there any reason why we can't talk right now i'm at
12:10work
12:12when i'm at work talk is for customers no no clem is a crook and a so-so lay but
12:21no way could he
12:22kill anyone let alone cut him in pieces well there is a john doe in the morgue you might say
12:29otherwise
12:29frame up frame up it has to be the clem i know wouldn't hurt a fly uh i take that
12:35back he must
12:36have hurt flies with all the damn fly traps okay so you know about them sure did you know he
12:42was a
12:42poacher i even went on a few expeditions with him and his pal gary to north carolina sorry who's gary
12:48is gary a business partner drinking buddy he has that flower shop on cordova gary's flowers
12:53he would help clem keep the little buggers alive drive back to fort lauderdale
12:58have you heard from clem lately last time was about a year ago i texted him that he was late
13:05on a alimony payment and he replies with this oh hey moon to you okay what are these these tattoos
13:19clem is a big doors fan the one on the left cheek is supposed to be jim morrison i see
13:25that yes and on
13:26the right you got most of the lyrics to the end ah i didn't think it was funny but he
13:30sure did
13:35does clem have any other tattoos
13:41hey wish we got a problem
13:45is that someone's rear you're showing me yeah it's the rear of the guy marcus was working for
13:50clem crashow the one he said had to be the real killer get the tattoo
13:58in the end oh it's pretty good actually it's bad according to his ex-wife the only other tattoos he
14:04had were on his arms stick a dynamite on each bicep so so the body the police found in the
14:10freezer it
14:11wasn't just missing his head and hands it was missing his butt and biceps too because if i'm
14:16right it's because the killer wanted to get rid of all of john doe's identifying features teeth
14:21fingerprints and tattoos i don't think clem put the body in the freezer i think clem was the body in
14:27the freezer
14:30marcus told you this clem guy had to be the killer finding him was how you were gonna clear marcus
14:36of
14:36john doe's murder but if clem is john doe who the hell was sending instructions to marcus over snapchat
14:44well you're assuming somebody was
14:48which in this case it's not about a payday for me you know that i want to do right by
14:52you as badly as
14:53you wanted to write by wayland but but you sure marcus couldn't have done this hell you mad him
15:04what do you think look hear me out marcus found out he was having a baby maybe he realized he
15:09needed
15:09to make more money so what kills his boss to take over his flytrap business uh-huh
15:26no uh-uh marcus didn't do this you stay in the course find a way to figure it out but
15:32if the
15:33police don't already know clem is john doe they're gonna know soon and they're gonna turn up the heat
15:37on marcus well then you're gonna have to work fast now won't you okay
15:52morning sorry i tried your office it wasn't open yet so you figured you'd wait out here like a
15:58stalker i thought seeing me in a parking garage might bring back some pleasant memories
16:04what do you want well i have a new client marcus abernathy the police and the da's office like him
16:11for murder i don't so so the district attorney is a political ally of your dad's i repeat so
16:20listen i'm flying a little blind here okay i want to know if the police have anything on marcus
16:25other than him being in the vicinity of the body i want to know if they looked at any other
16:29suspects
16:30so you want me to flex a little old joan muscle find out what the da's office knows that you
16:35don't
16:37so this is how we square things between us me doing you favors so you can make your 50 bucks
16:43an
16:43hour plus expenses oh yeah you know you could go to prison for 18 months
16:53what's your client's name
17:02knock knock knock knock knock knock i just wanted to come and say thanks for coming to see me yesterday
17:11brownies homemade
17:15aren't you sweet oh please for all you're doing it isn't enough
17:25oh i can't believe the marcus never told me that he knew an honest to goodness lottery winner
17:33i did um google you after you left saw your whole story oh you know i i confess i will
17:41never understand how so much good fortune landed on someone like me but the lord like
17:46the florida state lottery commission works in mysterious like i said the brownies aren't enough
17:57no no no no ma'am uh-uh nope nope nope tell me that you don't like what you see
18:05all i see all i saw was a woman carrying the child of a young man who i care about
18:12like family i'm not
18:13pregnant i just told marcus that to kick his butt into high gear get him making some real money
18:24did it ever occur to you that if you hadn't and maybe he wouldn't have taken the job that ended
18:29up landing him in jail clothes back on i will scream
18:40i know that you care about marcus but he's a terrible provider he promised me two years ago
18:48that we would move to nashville and now every time it comes up it's just oh sorry babe can't afford
18:53it
18:53and last month when my car got impounded and i said that i needed it back like yesterday
18:59oh sorry babe can't afford it okay so that that's why you're here because you think i got
19:04real money no it's because you're so good looking if you're gonna get marcus out of jail do it fast
19:24hey how much for one of these our big ones are 50 small ones are 30 you know it's funny
19:30i i didn't
19:30know fly traps were native to florida they're not
19:37uh let me guess you have a guy uh something like that is his name clem mcrayshaw by any chance
19:44hi i'm rj decker i'm a private investigator probably should have started with that you're gary
19:49correct i got your name from uh clem's ex-wife darla am i in some sort of trouble well gary
19:56that
19:56depends you didn't happen to chop clem's head off so you could steal all his fly traps did you
20:03you really think that body they found was clem's i do oh uh
20:12you know those fly traps in there clem didn't charge me for them he would just come in sometimes
20:17and and and you leave a few and as far as killing him for more no no the ones inside
20:24they've been
20:24there for weeks not really big sellers well that's something i don't get i mean clem had
20:30thousands of them this girl have thousands i mean there must be a market for them i don't know
20:35who claims all his plans too i told him i didn't want to know if what you're saying is true
20:40if
20:40clem really is gone i'm not the one who did it
20:56hello so tell me what does the pi get up to while other people are out there doing his work
21:02for him
21:02well this one's been looking up people arrested for a fly trap poaching in north carolina to see
21:07if any of them may have drifted south to take over clem crashaw's business and well i'm hoping you had
21:13better luck at the da's office okay i learned two things first you were right the police do know
21:19john doe is clem crashaw they were just waiting on dna to confirm it second clem had a brother-in
21:25-law
21:25brody weller last year they got in a fight brody beat clem stupid clem's sister brody's wife called
21:32the police but when they got there clem declined to press charges now look i don't have your keen
21:38investigative mind but i'd say that's a pretty good alternate suspect wouldn't you any idea where
21:44i can find him all i got was a work address but if you're gonna go there you should probably
21:49bring
21:49some singles
22:10do you like what you see sorry what i said do you like what you see for a hundred bucks
22:15handsome he'll dance just for you oh well yeah hey good to know good to know uh actually no i'm
22:21looking for an old buddy of mine brody weller don't tell me you two used to dance together very good
22:26very good little place down in orlando yeah you're not looking for more work are you because i could
22:31always use another course in the stable uh you know sadly i blew up my uh knee years ago sorry
22:39well
22:39take it from an expert you still got it where it counts whoa oh my goodness uh is brody around
22:47buddy
22:47chance at least taking the stage at this very moment look at you if you're gonna stick around it's a
22:55twenty dollar cover charge and a two drink minimum even for old buddies okay thank you
23:16yes what's up i get detective work isn't cheap but i'm looking at this tab i'm running and i had
23:23to
23:23ask are you really trying to expense a pedicure one yeah i am two i'm kind of in the middle
23:29of something
23:30oh what a massage and a little aroma therapy perhaps no i'm waiting to talk to a new suspect
23:36crashaw's brother-in-law doesn't get off work for a few hours so i thought i'd take a peek inside
23:40his
23:41car if he is the one that chopped up clem there might be blood evidence you planning on getting
23:45inside his car how exactly you really want to know need i remind you you're on conditional release you
23:53get caught breaking into a car they'll violate you back to prison oh that's a good thing i'm not
23:57very good at picking locks arch look i know when i got into this line of work that might be
24:01the
24:01occasional bend of the law this isn't a band okay this is a break as in breaking and entering would
24:08you rather marcus go to prison instead right that's what i thought okay i gotta go i'll call
24:12you if i find something okay but arch arch
24:17i did it yeah you did
24:25i don't get why we don't just call the cops oh really stevie well i can think of plenty of
24:29reasons
24:30like you having more hgh in your locker than i don't know 100 pharmacies for example listen she's
24:35right guys you don't need to call the cops i'm not a car thief i'm a private investigator yeah right
24:40right and ramon here ramon's a real boxer i only came to ask brody here a few questions about his
24:46brother-in-law clem why the hell do you want to talk about clem well because he's dead
24:53i understand still can't believe clem's gone first lacy now him who's lacy
25:02my wife clem's sister she passed a few months ago hodgkin's lymphoma i'm truly sorry about that
25:10you came here because you thought maybe i killed clem right well yeah you did beat him up pretty
25:15bad last year once upon a time we were pals that all changed after lacy got diagnosed i wanted her
25:22to do every little thing the doctors told her like clem was so damn sure that his stupid fly
25:27traps were the answer i'm sorry how would clem's fly traps have helped waste his cancer i don't get
25:33that you know who he was selling them to right i mean i assumed it was people that collect exotic
25:37plants but then a buddy of his made it sound like that wouldn't explain the volume of his crop so
25:43i
25:43i don't know there's this holistic medicine company venusian health they would buy clem's fly
25:49traps in bulk and then i don't know grind them up or something sell what's left is an extract
25:55here in the u.s they're allowed to promote it as an immunity modulator but that's only because
26:01that's all the fda will allow in other countries places with looser standards they're allowed to
26:07say that it can do a whole lot more like treated cancer something about how the extract can eliminate
26:11abnormal cells without harming the normal ones clemden used to be all holistic over the years
26:16the more venusian health bought from him the more he started to buy what they were selling
26:20the idea that fly trap extract could help or even save people like lacy that's why i kicked him out
26:25of our house that night i just couldn't listen to it anymore and the thing is though after lacy passed
26:32clem did a 180 he said he was gonna do like a deep dive into all things venusian health
26:37he'll tell you what he meant by that no
26:42but last week he left me this voicemail brody i just i just wanted to say i'm sorry all the
26:50false
26:50hope i gave lacy all the false hope venusian gave me i want you to know they're not gonna get
26:55away
26:55with it i love you brother last tuesday man is that important well as far as i've been able to
27:04tell
27:04that's right around the last time anyone saw clem alive
27:11is that you rj or does my wife need to get her gun it's me no need for gunplay
27:16well matter of opinion
27:23hey oh oh my god what happened your face no forget the face why do you smile like stripper
27:29answer to both questions is it's complicated uh are you free tomorrow morning why oh he needs a
27:36favor i can smell that on him too actually i'd be the one doing the favor uh i may have
27:41a story for
27:41you and the herald big one one thing that never ceases to amaze me is the number of people who
27:48think
27:48the idea of treating disease with carnivorous plants is just some passing fat the fluid from
27:55unopened monkey pitchers has been used to treat incontinence for centuries in renaissance italy the
28:01best most effective aphrodisiac was a cordial water made from drossera or tanda folia do you need
28:11me to spell that no thanks i'll look it up not most in the mainstream media tend to look down
28:17their
28:18noses at alternative medicine i commend the broward county herald for exploring what we do instead of
28:23trying to tear it down well like i said on the phone i guarantee the piece i'm writing isn't
28:27about the efficacy of your product but i couldn't help noticing that in other countries it's advertised
28:32as treatment for cancer here in the u.s it's only ever described as an immunity booster
28:39my lawyers they're very good they'd probably tell me i shouldn't even dignify that question
28:43and they would definitely tell me it would be wrong to suggest that the american fda is
28:48deep in the pocket of big pharma i think your photographer's a little lost hey not much for
28:55you to see back there oh yeah do you want to get one of me near the logo great
29:04here uh that was great yeah that's good yeah right there good hydrogen peroxide i don't suppose
29:11that's one of your secret ingredients why would it be based on my research some homeopathic
29:16practitioners say it can treat dementia and enhance immune system function this despite
29:20the fact that toxicity from the stuff can lead to hemorrhagic gastritis and organ rupture
29:25forgetting mucosal blistering that's why our hydrogen peroxide is just to clean the floors
29:30around here the uh the fly traps you use to make your extracts they come from a grower named
29:35clem crashaw is that right the name rings a bell but i'd have to go back and check on that
29:43why is he
29:44asking me questions clem crashaw was murdered last week the police think he was killed by a kid who
29:49worked for him but an anonymous source left me with the impression it might be someone else
29:53there was a break in here last week yeah your assistant called it in told the police your computer
29:58was missing then you showed up said it wasn't you just took it home to do some work
30:01point being well i just i don't know i just i can't help but wondering
30:06was it clem that broke in here it was did he take your computer
30:12if he did
30:15what do you find i found rumors that the approvals you received to promote your extract as a cancer
30:21treatment in belgium hungary and portugal could only have been the result of bribes
30:24okay if the rumors are true maybe there was some record of those payouts on your computer
30:29this interview's over but please don't forget what i said my lawyers are very good
30:42so is he your guy no no no no
30:51george thanks for coming my pleasure detective a brain but it's still georgiana so you said in your
30:56email that you wanted to talk about the marcus abernathy case but if memory serves it isn't yours
31:01to discuss you got me georgiana or do you prefer ada ballard either will do the case is detective
31:08cantis but he and i spoke and he agreed you should hear what my associate has to tell you
31:15why do i recognize that man probably because your office prosecuted him for assault a couple years
31:22ago so if i'm following you believe that marcus abernathy is innocent you think the more likely
31:30perpetrator is this man remington aubrey like we said there's been rumors of bribes in other
31:35countries rumors don't tend to mean much in a courtroom look give us some time to dig up more
31:40evidence on aubrey that's all we're asking clem crayshaw was sending instructions to marcus over
31:44snapchat somehow that correspondence continued after he was dead if we're right it's because
31:49aubrey took his phone after he killed him he's the one who told marcus to feed the plants that
31:53bag of clem's remains if it hadn't been for the raid aubrey would have kept using marcus until
31:58every last bit of clam was gone get a subpoena search aubrey's home search his business who
32:03knows maybe we find clem's phone but there's no point how could you look at all this and say
32:07there's no point because marcus abernathy took a plea deal this morning he confessed to everything
32:13he's our killer sorry guys i had a long talk with my lawyer but this way they take the death
32:22penalty
32:22off the table no more murder charge just aggravated manslaughter just 30 years
32:33but but with good behavior i could be out in 20
32:36and you know i'm gonna be well behaved mr aiken
32:41you didn't do it marcus yeah i mean of course i didn't
32:45come on guys i i got a good woman at home
32:49i got a kid on the way it's it's too much to live for to take a chance on a
32:53trial right
32:57hey i could get him a new lawyer tell him marcus changed his mind he wants to plead not guilty
33:01well you can do that but that won't make the confession go away
33:05the da's office will still be able to use it to try guys hey i'm right here
33:14and i told you i'm okay it's not gonna be okay
33:21do you guys know who's taking care of the plants now what's that they're fly traps
33:26i i was thinking about them yesterday do you know if the police are tending to them or if
33:30uh uh well i can i can look into that for you yeah just make sure they're not overfeeding the
33:36little
33:36guys i mean last count there were 24 338 plants that works out to 10.2 pounds of food per
33:41feeding
33:41one feeding per week anything more and you're gonna lose a few jay
33:45do you work all all that math out yourself huh yeah
33:52at the end of the day clem told me he was gonna bring me that bag of meat
33:54i uh i had to tell him more than once 10.2 pounds clem nothing more
34:00and uh oh i guess it wasn't actually clem it was the other guy but uh still i mean he
34:07listened
34:07next time i weighed the bag it was it was just right did you know the human head weighs eight
34:13pounds
34:16the dreamer wire the cute little kid with glasses of blonde hair remember him oh yeah i didn't see that
34:22hold on a second
34:26the average human head actually weighs 11 pounds oh that's great well next maybe you can tell us the
34:31uh airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow no no no no if you add up all the clem's body parts
34:37head hands butt cheeks biceps all of his missing parts it must weigh what 20 pounds more
34:42marcus just said the bag that aubrey left for him weighed exactly 10.2 pounds if that was the case
34:48and where's the rest of clem why hasn't it turned up yet hey how's offended here
35:06hey as much fun as it was to meet ada ballard today do you know anyone else that can get
35:10us a warrant
35:10to search remington arbery's warehouse why pretty sure i know how we can prove he killed clem crashaw
35:23uh mr aubrey detective i believe you already met mr decker hello i was asked to be here by
35:30nine it's almost 11. is it the lack of common courtesy isn't on the list of reasons to defund
35:36you people it should be uh well i'm not a cop i'm a pi but if it makes it feel
35:42any better i am
35:43pretty defunded reason we're late if my colleagues needed a little time to execute a search warrant
35:48at your warehouse what could the police possibly have been looking for at my warehouse uh the rest
35:55of clem crashaw when you were using his phone to pretend to be him marcus abernathy told you that
36:01clem's flat traps could only take 10.2 pounds of food per feeding problem was you had at least twice
36:06that
36:06didn't you most of clam was found in his freezer a little more was in the bag marcus was holding
36:11when he
36:11was arrested but some of clem was still out there and the question was where and why part of the
36:18why was marcus's insistence and only feeding the plants 10.2 pounds of meat but i think the rest of
36:24it had to do with how damn hard it would have been to get a human head inside of a
36:27meat grinder
36:28clem was my sole supplier of venus flytraps why would i kill him why would i hurt my own business
36:34probably because he was about to hurt a lot more he stole your computer and there was something on
36:40that would have proven your company isn't on the level so you killed him
36:48you ever heard of piranha solution no it's basically sulfuric acid on crack i learned about
36:55this stuff when they did time with the guy that tried to use it to burn through the top of
36:58a safe
36:58he was breaking into did he just say he was an ex-convict this guy's plan did not work out
37:02so
37:02well all he made to do was start a fire see piranha solution can be a little unpredictable when it
37:08comes to metal but what it's really good at almost 100 of the time is turning bone and flesh into
37:15soup
37:15piranha solution only has two ingredients one mr decker already mentioned sulfuric acid and the other is
37:22hydrogen peroxide yesterday you said you had a barrel of that stuff to clean the floors but see this one
37:27here's to this barrel here's your turn to the wall and you can just make out the sul and that
37:31got me
37:31thinking what if it's filled with sulfuric acid after you realized you couldn't use marcus and the fly
37:37traps to get rid of a human skull you ordered both of these barrels through your company you mix their
37:42contents in the sink at your warehouse and then in went mr crashaw's head
37:51or was there some of the reason you didn't want me taking pictures of it
37:55these are two partially dissolved heat csu found in the sink's drain trap a little while ago
38:01and this is the bullet for a nine millimeter pistol
38:07you're the registered owner of a nine millimeter pistol aren't you
38:19got your message but if you ask me to come here because you're having second thoughts about us
38:26getting together i most assuredly am not okay and why am i here our boy marcus is about to be
38:34released
38:35from jail police finally realized he isn't a killer you could have just said so in your text hey hey
38:42how's my timing in the nick of buddy you know this goes on my bill right
38:50anything else uh yeah i'm throwing marcus a little welcome home party on the beach tonight
38:58reason i want to tell you in person is so i want to make sure you weren't there
39:06well last time i checked this is american i can go where i want it is and you can
39:13actually it's the other reason why i wanted you to stop by
39:22my car
39:27you got it out of impound i paid friend handled the transport you know the other day
39:35said you'd rather be living in nashville but you didn't say why
39:43my sister lives there it's not like we're close or anything but she writes me sometimes and makes
39:49it sound
39:53i don't know nice
39:58go there try to find nice so whatever you're looking for right now
40:04it ain't here in fort lauderdale it ain't with marcus
40:11all i've been is bad to you why are you being so good to me you remind me of someone
40:21i loved her and yet had someone sent her off to nashville way back when
40:29well things would ended up better for the both of us
40:38drive safe now
41:02would you believe this is my first glad you're not going to prison party well no one who your dad
41:08is no no i would not what happened to your eye this
41:14that's understanding
41:19you want a beer no no i'm not staying you're not staying mostly just came to see if we're even
41:25now
41:26you gave me a name you gave me one name one name turned out the guy didn't even do it
41:32what's your
41:33obsession with us getting even what is that if we get even too fast there won't be any reason for
41:37me
41:37to call you anymore no i mean is that what you want getting too close to a family like mine
41:44could earn you a return trip to appalachia is that what you want i don't know what i want
41:53not yet
41:56well then for tonight it's probably best to just celebrate what we've got in my case an eight
42:02o'clock reservation staccato you and the other dirtbags have fun
42:17so
42:26so
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