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00:00Jupiter, you there?
00:02The game already-
00:06Jupiter, if we lose this, it's on you.
00:10Who the hell is Jupiter?
00:12We need you!
00:13Come on, bro!
00:14We're getting fucked over here.
00:18Don't you fucking dare!
00:25Fuck you, TJ!
00:26Hey guys, still on?
00:28We're here. Let me guess, you were hooking up?
00:30Again? You said you'd be on-
00:32Nah, don't slut shame me, Mars.
00:34You're a guy, he'd be doing the same thing.
00:36Leave him alone. At least he shows up to play.
00:39Mars gets it. He'd drop us for a girl, too.
00:42For sure.
00:43You know me.
00:45Just a guy's guy fighting girls off, left and right.
00:53Come on, you guys ready?
00:55Yeah, start it.
01:05Why is your name?
01:06Oh, here's what's going on with TJ?
01:07Oh, here's TJ.
01:10Sorry, do I know you?
01:12No.
01:14Well, kind of.
01:14I mean we've been in classes every year since middle school, but-
01:18TJ! Are you serious, right now?
01:20It's the first day of school, and you're already trying to get your body count up?
01:23No, that's not-
01:25leave the poor girl alone she's clearly not into it just because you were born first doesn't mean
01:31you can act like mom oh my god i am so sorry about him he does not know how to
01:41turn the fuck
01:42boy thing off you're charlotte right tracy oh my god my best friend you look so good
01:52why are you letting this desperate nerd rub up on my man leave her alone sadie you're my brother's
01:58groupie not his girlfriend don't worry after football season is over then he's gonna put a
02:05label on it i'll see you at practice we'll try so hard not to drop you
02:13aren't you two friends we were friends until i found out that she was just using me to get to
02:19my
02:19brother how about i tell you all about it after school you want to come over to my place
02:25please please i clearly need to broaden my social horizons
02:31okay really yes
02:40hello
02:45tracy upstairs
03:08cory is that you
03:09what's up oh shit you okay sorry i'm not well apart from getting you all sweaty
03:24you know if you didn't spend so much time looking at your feet you wouldn't run into people as often
03:31right sorry
03:33it's okay
03:35we need to apologize
03:38i just want to see your face
03:41not so bad right
03:47what the fuck is going on
03:50calm down
03:52there's one saying hi
03:54okay great
03:55now say bye
04:02tj
04:08hey yo trace
04:10looking fine
04:11hey
04:13so uh
04:14you ladies doing anything later tonight or
04:20yeah okay bet yeah catch you later
04:22better look next time bro
04:23man fuck you
04:26dog i got news
04:28huge news
04:29we got in this strike from above tournament
04:32holy shit dude
04:33dude that's huge
04:34right
04:35our first pro league
04:37i mean the sponsor is gonna be knocking down our doors
04:39and it's in person
04:40so
04:41finally get to meet mars man
04:43i mean you really think he's gonna come out of hiding for this
04:45yeah of course you will
04:47we've been best friends with the guy for years
04:48you more than me
04:50and how many times has he come up with some
04:52bullshit excuse
04:53dude this time's different
04:54all right we'll just
04:55we'll tell him about the tournament he'll be psyched
04:57just give him a chance
04:58i don't i don't want to fuck up the friendship
05:00didn't fuck things up when you and i met each other
05:01and mars knows that
05:06all right whatever the fuck
05:07we'll do it your way
05:09but the guy's your best friend
05:11you text him about it
05:14all right
05:14we'll text him
05:19uh just so you know what you saw with tj
05:21wasn't anything
05:23no i know
05:24my brother is a dipshit
05:28a smart girl like he was like
05:30so out of his league
05:32that's not true
05:34but thanks
05:36and then thanks for inviting me over
05:39and i'll do this a lot
05:41what
05:42girl time
05:44friend time
05:59you okay
06:01yeah
06:02yeah
06:02i'm
06:03i'm no
06:04but
06:05i
06:06i
06:08okay
06:09um
06:10so
06:12there's this guy that i've
06:14been talking to forever
06:17and
06:18well
06:19we've never met in person
06:20but he wants to
06:22tomorrow
06:24oh my god what
06:25uh
06:26is he hot
06:27i i don't know what he looks like
06:29we met online
06:31so i don't know who he is
06:32i don't even know his real name
06:34okay
06:36well you obviously have a crush on this mystery man
06:40so you should say yes
06:43oh my god girl why not
06:46seriously
06:47because he thinks i'm a boy
06:55i have
06:57i have simply
06:58too many questions
07:01but first things first
07:04we
07:06need to get you ready
07:07for this meet queue
07:11first option
07:13go on
07:14i kind of like this one
07:17no i'm absolutely not
07:21no
07:22absolutely not
07:23mm-hmm
07:24yes
07:25no
07:25trust me
07:26see the vision
07:28you look incredible
07:32very revealing
07:55you look beautiful
08:17wow tracy
08:18took your new dog
08:19to the groomers
08:19would you guys order
08:20the try hard special
08:25i don't think i can do this
08:26to hell with sadie
08:28of course you can
08:29now go get your mystery man
08:52tj
08:56hey
08:59charlotte
08:59what are you
09:01what are you doing here
09:01is tracy with you
09:03yeah
09:04yeah tracy sent me to
09:06to tell you that
09:07we're gonna be studying at your house
09:09after school
09:10okay
09:12yeah so that's
09:13the message
09:15i'm
09:16i'm just gonna
09:17gonna go
09:21hey wait
09:24you uh
09:25dropped your phone
09:27by the way
09:28you
09:28you look
09:29sorry i'm late
09:29did you show
09:31did who show
09:31mars
09:39sorry guys
09:39went home sick
09:41man i knew he would bail on us again
09:57okay
09:58spill
10:00how's your day with mystery man
10:02um
10:03it didn't really
10:05happen
10:06what
10:11stop eavesdropping perv
10:13i believe mars bailed on us
10:15i told you
10:17he's never gonna show
10:19no we should just register for the tournament as a duo
10:21not a duo
10:22corey we're a team
10:24he would have showed up if you knew it was at stake
10:31what are you doing
10:32just gonna tell him about the tournament
10:35if he doesn't want to meet up then
10:38we'll go from there
10:53i'll see you next time
10:53i'll see you next time
10:53bye
10:53bye
10:53bye
10:53bye
10:55bye
11:01bye
11:02bye
11:04bye
11:06bye
11:06bye
11:06bye
11:07bye
11:13Hey, can I, um, can I borrow you for a sec?
11:25I know it's you.
11:28Mars.
11:34Yeah.
11:35I have an extra phone charger.
11:38It's inside.
11:46I have so many questions, starting with what the fuck, followed by you're a girl, and since
11:53when do pretty girls catfish people?
11:56You think I'm pretty?
11:57I have eyes.
11:58Okay, even if you're way more TJ's type than mine, but wait, is this whole thing just some
12:05evil, elaborate plan to get closer to TJ?
12:07Like, are you making a doll out of his hair or something?
12:10What?
12:11You know, I didn't know who you guys were until today.
12:15And then when I saw TJ standing there, I just couldn't go through with it.
12:20I mean, you could have just told the truth.
12:22It's not that simple.
12:23You two have been my best friends for years.
12:28My only friends.
12:33Do you hate me?
12:36No.
12:38No, I'm glad to finally know who you are.
12:43Really?
12:45Yeah.
12:47Bring it in, man.
12:54Am I interrupting something?
13:00Looks like you two are getting friendly.
13:02No.
13:03And we were just talking about how we're both, um, cancer sons.
13:08Yeah, I mean, we gotta hug out all this emotion.
13:12I'm gonna go back outside, but hey, me, you, talk about moons late, right?
13:16Mm-hmm.
13:23So what are you guys really talking about?
13:25Nothing.
13:29Secrets don't make friends, Charlotte.
13:34You finally remember my name and now we're friends.
13:38Well, you're in my house, right?
13:41Hanging out with my sister.
13:44I like the new look, by the way.
13:48To be fair, I liked your old look, too.
13:51You didn't know I existed until a day ago.
13:54Oh, I saw you.
13:58Hiding in the corner.
14:03Oh, I think you're not hiding anymore.
14:12Char!
14:12I should go.
14:13Are you coming back?
14:14I-I gotta be home for dinner.
14:30Mars, are there?
14:33Hello?
14:38Mars?
14:40Voice changer enabled.
14:42Mars!
14:44Jupiter?
14:45Hello?
14:46Thank God you're awake.
14:48I went to a party.
14:50The cops shut it down.
14:51Now I'm all wired and shit.
14:53Hold on, I'm so mad at you.
14:55I'm sorry, I just...
14:57I couldn't do it.
15:00Don't you want to know who we are?
15:03I want to know who you are.
15:09Well, maybe we've already met.
15:15Dude, no way.
15:18I would know you in a heartbeat.
15:21I bet you can figure out who I am, though.
15:24Come on, take some guesses.
15:28Okay.
15:32Based on the clues that I've put together, you're a jock.
15:39Athletic.
15:40Confident.
15:41Getting hotter.
15:43Hot for sure.
15:44And then I realized that there was someone I wanted to be there.
15:51And she wasn't.
15:55You were missing a girl?
15:59Yeah.
16:02She's different from the ones I usually go for.
16:07She's quiet.
16:09Shy.
16:12I just...
16:13It makes me think there's a whole world inside of her, you know?
16:16And I just...
16:18I want to get her to let me in.
16:22What you should do is get some sleep.
16:27Yeah, you're probably right.
16:29Good night, Jupiter.
16:29Hey, wait.
16:30Before you go.
16:33You know Tracy and...
16:36TJ?
16:37They're not great.
16:40They're having a party tomorrow night, and Neptune and I are going.
16:45You should come.
16:46We can run that meetup again.
16:52I'll see what I can do.
17:10Are you still texting Mystery Man?
17:14I wish you would just tell me who it is so I can help.
17:17No, I'm still figuring out how to tell him.
17:21Okay, do I have to say this again?
17:23Charlotte, you are stunning.
17:24If this crush doesn't work out, you can have your pick of literally any guy here.
17:35Okay.
17:36Okay.
17:37Almost.
17:38Any guy.
17:39One that is actually worth your time.
17:43Don't forget.
17:44Party planning at my place after school, and we will try to steer clear of my manwhore brother.
18:08Hey, Charlotte.
18:10You, uh, looking for my sister?
18:16She's not here.
18:18Practice is running long.
18:21Oh, um, I can wait.
18:25I guess.
18:33What are we playing?
18:35Strike from above.
18:38You game?
18:40And to Apple.
18:43You want to come to Apple upstairs?
18:52Play around with me.
18:57Come on.
19:11You okay?
19:15Yeah, it's just, I usually play on my computer.
19:18Yeah, same here.
19:20But, uh, this setup's better for co-op, so.
19:24So what do you say we, uh, run some duos and see what we're like as a team?
19:30Or we could do player versus player versus player.
19:35PvP?
19:37I like your style.
19:39But we should raise the stakes.
19:42Raise the stakes?
19:43Yeah.
19:45The winner gets to ask the loser a question of their choosing.
19:51Nothing off limits.
19:59You overthink a lot, don't you?
20:02You always been like that?
20:05I thought you could only ask a question if you win.
20:18I think I'm going to go with her.
20:27I think I'm going to go with her.
20:36Uh-huh.
20:53No, stop.
20:54Yes!
20:55Wait, what?
20:56Holy shit.
20:58You beat me.
21:00No.
21:02Hey, maybe it's easier on the TV.
21:06No way.
21:07No, I've only seen one other player pull that move.
21:12I learned it on Reddit.
21:16Okay.
21:18And I guess you beat me fair and square, so.
21:21What's your question?
21:27Um...
21:29Do you have a celebrity crush?
21:30Come on, no softballs.
21:33You gotta have a better one than that.
21:38What?
21:40We've gone to school together for years, TJ.
21:43Just because you don't know anything about me
21:45doesn't mean I'm clueless about you.
21:50Ouch.
21:52Guess I deserve it, though.
21:56Wish I had talked to you sooner.
22:03So, tell me.
22:06What do you really want to know?
22:11Go on.
22:13Ask me.
22:17Do you have a crush on someone at our school?
22:18Yes.
22:24Ask me another.
22:27Who is she?
22:31Well, that should be obvious.
22:35I'm not very good at hiding it.
22:45Those cheerleader bitches actually fucking dropped me.
22:52Ew, TJ.
22:54Why are your sex lights on?
22:55They're not my se...
22:56Um, that's not what I was...
22:57Oh my god, Tracy.
22:59Uh, Sharp, why don't you head to my room
23:01and start making a playlist for tonight?
23:02I will be right there.
23:04Yeah.
23:05Yeah, okay.
23:05Okay.
23:08Are you all right?
23:09Oh, yeah, it's just a bruised ass.
23:10I'll be fine.
23:18You can literally go for any other girl.
23:21Why are you only thirsty over my friends?
23:23Historically, because it pisses you off.
23:27But this is different.
23:28Okay, so that's Sid then.
23:31You're admitting to liking Charlotte.
23:36What would you say if I was?
23:40All I'm gonna say is I don't think she's interested.
23:44Is there someone else?
23:47Oh, come on, Trace.
23:48You don't have to tell me who.
23:50Just tell me if I'm wasting my time.
23:53She's texting another guy.
23:57Fine.
23:58Then you have nothing to worry about, right?
24:01So remember that when she sleeps over tonight.
24:04Relax.
24:06Charlotte and I are just friends.
24:09Nothing more.
24:29Oh, my God.
24:31Charlotte, oh, finally.
24:32You look amazing.
24:35Happy official birthday.
24:38You need a drink.
24:43Who are you texting?
24:45Mars.
24:46You said he might show up.
24:48Oh.
24:49Did he now?
24:50Yep.
25:07Okay.
25:09Oh, my God.
25:10Did you guys all just see that?
25:11Look at this little virgin.
25:13She thinks TJ's fuck-me eyes are for her.
25:16When are you going to stop humiliating yourself, huh?
25:18What are you guys talking about?
25:20Oh, we were just talking about how we're going to spice this party up a little bit.
25:24Maybe play some spin the bottle.
25:26But you can just watch virgin.
25:29She can play.
25:30Stop being a bitch at my party, Sadie.
25:32Yeah.
25:33I'll play if Charlotte plays.
25:42Okay, so I'm going to spin to see who goes first.
25:44And then we're going to go counterclockwise.
25:47Obviously, siblings can't kiss.
25:48That's fucking gross.
25:49But everyone else is fair game.
25:52Don't chicken out, prude.
25:59Go first, big guy.
26:06Oh, wow.
26:08Nice.
26:09You ready for this?
26:11Just kiss me, weirdo.
26:15Oh, God.
26:17Wow.
26:21It's disgusting.
26:23Okay, let's keep this moving.
26:26TJ, it's your turn.
26:33It's me.
26:34No, it's in the middle.
26:37Doesn't that mean that TJ gets the pick?
26:50Wow, it's her first kiss.
26:57Can I kiss you?
27:16TJ, what the hell was that?
27:23Nothing.
27:23It's just a game.
27:25Okay, Monopoly is a game.
27:26That was, like,
27:28softcore porn.
27:31Charlotte?
27:38Um.
27:41I'm going to be right back.
28:00It's me.
28:02Can I come in?
28:05Yeah.
28:12I don't know what to say.
28:15Just be honest with me.
28:18Do you have feelings for my brother?
28:22I'm so sorry, Tracy.
28:24I didn't mean for this to happen.
28:31Charlotte, you're literally still texting Mystery Man.
28:34It's not what you think.
28:36It's not what you think.
28:36Okay, take it from me?
28:38There's nothing my brother hates more than a liar.
28:43Did something happen?
28:47Our dad cheated on our mom.
28:51She kicked my help, but she still hasn't recovered.
28:59Neither is TJ.
29:02So when it comes to lying and sneaking around,
29:06he doesn't forgive.
29:09So if you really are into my brother,
29:13you need to drop Mystery Man.
29:25Got you now, two-timing virgin skank.
29:32Hey.
29:33I know what you're going to say,
29:34and I'm working on telling you.
29:37I was actually going to ask if Tracy
29:38would tell anything about me, but...
29:40I mean, yeah, dude, what the fuck?
29:42Like, especially after that kiss?
29:45It's not all right, bro.
29:46Okay, well, how would you tell him?
29:48I would just do it.
29:50Like, do you want to wait until the tournament
29:51and just fuck up his game?
29:52Up the friendship, too?
29:53No, of course not.
29:54You know, that would fuck him.
29:56Yeah, well, I'm also worried about Tracy.
29:59It's not just you and TJ anymore.
30:00He's my best friend's brother.
30:04Look, I know there is a lot on your plate,
30:07but if you don't tell TJ,
30:11I'm going to tell him that we should
30:12enter the tournament as a duo.
30:14What?
30:15Look, I'm sorry, dude,
30:17but if you can't even be honest with your teammates,
30:20you can't be on the team.
30:26Bye, guys.
30:27Have a good night.
31:11TJ, what are you doing here?
31:12Sorry, I thought I heard a phone.
31:14Is yours in here?
31:16My phone?
31:16It's in Tracy's room.
31:28Okay, you can turn around.
31:31Why did you just barge in here?
31:34Earlier.
31:35Was that really your first kiss?
31:42Hey, come on.
31:43You can tell me.
31:44Can I?
31:46I thought it was just a game to you.
31:47Yeah, well, I lied.
31:50My sister was right there.
31:55It wasn't just a game, Charlotte.
31:59Not to me.
32:03Maybe that kiss
32:06made me realize that
32:09all of your firsts
32:12would be with me.
32:20We shouldn't do this right now.
32:22It's late, okay?
32:23We should go to bed.
32:40Let me guess.
32:42Tracy's drunk ass was passed out.
32:45And she locked her bedroom door?
32:48Yeah, she always does that during parties.
32:51Guess you're stuck with me.
33:01TJ, we should really discuss...
33:08...sleeping arrangements.
33:11That one's easy.
33:13I have a bed.
33:14We both fit in it.
33:16Come on, it's soft.
33:21Don't you...
33:22want to share a bed with me?
33:35Wait, what are you doing?
33:36I'm gonna go sleep on the couch.
33:37You don't have to do that.
33:38I can sleep on the couch.
33:39Charlotte.
33:41I'm trying to be shit worse here.
33:44But I want you...
33:50I want you...
33:51I want you to say...
33:59I'll stay with you.
34:14So how'd a girl like you get so into video games?
34:18Would you ask a boy that question?
34:21Come on.
34:23Okay.
34:27Video games give me the chance to be someone else.
34:32Someone braver.
34:36Making friends was harder for me than most people.
34:41I don't know what's wrong with me.
34:42There's nothing wrong with you, Charlotte.
34:50The moment I laid eyes on you.
34:53I felt like I knew you.
34:58I can't explain it.
34:59It's like...
35:01We weren't starting from the beginning.
35:05We were already close.
35:08You're someone I know...
35:09I can trust completely.
35:11DJ, I...
35:12I really want to kiss you right now.
35:21Okay.
35:39Sorry.
35:40I know I'm probably not a good kisser.
35:42No.
35:43No, it's not that.
35:49It's just it's never felt like that before.
35:53Like what?
35:57Like I'm going to keep kissing you for the rest of my life.
36:06Can I just hold you?
36:10Yeah.
36:12Like I'm going to be happy.
36:19Okay.
36:28I know I'm going to be happy to be happy to be here.
36:28Verkte on you.
36:33You're right.
36:34I know you're part自然.
36:34I'm standing up to your best.
36:34Oh, and you're right.
36:35I know you're right.
36:40And I'm going to be away okay.
37:07I'll see you next time.
37:12here
37:14our final guild trip to get you to play in the tournament
37:17TJ designed it
37:19he wanted it to be a surprise for you
37:22actually I'm
37:23I'm gonna tell him right now
37:25as soon as he gets here
37:27good
37:29proud of you dog
37:31I see someone still sledding it up
37:33all over the school
37:35are you gonna keep fucking your way around every guy
37:37on campus or just the football players
37:41what's wrong with you
37:42seriously Sadie that was way too far
37:45here's your fountain
37:46Char oh you're
37:48finally meeting mystery man
37:50Jupiter is that
37:52like a nickname that's kinky
37:54wait Jupiter
37:55like TJ's video game character
37:58what do you mean TJ's video game
38:02another tackle
38:03third time's a charm
38:09why is everyone by my locker
38:11oh my god it's you
38:12you're Jupiter
38:15the mystery man
38:17that charlotte is talking to
38:18is Jupiter aka TJ
38:22charlotte
38:26you're Mars
38:28here I was thinking that
38:30you're just talking to some rando
38:31but no it's so much weirder than that
38:34you're a catfish
38:35charlotte
38:36is that true
38:39no no I swear that it wasn't
38:40I didn't know that you were Jupiter
38:42until I saw you that day waiting for me
38:43and then you just kept lying to me
38:44I was trying to find the right time to tell you
38:46and I was going to
38:47right now
38:47that's why I was at your locker
38:49Cora can back me up
38:53are you fucking kidding me
38:55you knew
38:57dog I found out myself okay
38:59and I wanted to tell you
39:00but
39:02it was charlotte's decision
39:03so you were both in on it
39:09you two deserve each other
39:11TJ
39:39TJ's not here
39:41I know
39:41he's at practice
39:44I came to see you
39:48it's bad enough
39:49that I like your brother
39:52and then lie to him
39:56but I lied to you too
39:59when you were nothing
40:00but nice to me
40:03and so I just wanted to apologize
40:09even if you still hate me
40:20wait
40:26I don't hate you
40:29but I do appreciate the apology
40:34all this time
40:37my brother
40:38was your mystery man
40:43and you
40:47are the person he's told me about all these years
40:51his best friend
40:55I know
40:56it seems like the world is over
41:00but you can fix this
41:21voice changer disabled
41:25TJ are you there
41:30Jupiter
41:34I don't want to talk
41:35Mart
41:37Charlotte
41:37you don't have to say anything back
41:39just please
41:40let me explain
41:46when we first met
41:47years ago
41:49I didn't have any friends
41:54the only thing
41:55that I was good at
41:56was video games
41:57but
41:58when I logged on
41:59I was told to go away
42:00because
42:01I was a girl
42:03and so
42:04I started using
42:05a voice changer
42:08and it gave me a way
42:09to make friends
42:10but as a boy
42:14and it seemed harmless
42:17and it was
42:18until it
42:21wasn't
42:27I spent years
42:30liking Mars
42:31more than I liked
42:32Charlotte
42:34and you were the first person
42:36to make me feel like
42:37both parts of me matter
42:39and that's when I knew
42:41that I wasn't
42:47but that doesn't matter
42:48anymore
42:52all that I can hope
42:53for now
42:58is to get my best friend
43:00back
43:12I'm going to the tournament
43:13with Corey tomorrow
43:15and Tracy's gonna be there
43:16to cheer us on
43:19will you be there
43:23please
43:41Jupiter has left the chat
44:03he's not coming out of his room
44:05well
44:05it's too late to register
44:06as a duo
44:07once they find out
44:08we're missing a member
44:09they'll disqualify us
44:10I'm so sorry Corey
44:12it's okay
44:14going pro is probably
44:15overrated anyway
44:17oh come here
44:18you big doofus
44:22what was that for
44:24you were too sad
44:26I didn't like it
44:28pretty hypocritical
44:29don't you think
44:33you're allowed to date
44:34my friends
44:34but I can't be interested
44:35in yours
44:40it's about time
44:44we're good man
44:45I'm happy for you
44:48let's go in the car
44:58I wish I could just hit reset
45:01start over
45:01like a video game
45:02life's not a game
45:03Charlotte
45:09last night
45:09you were about to say
45:10something
45:12before you started
45:13talking about the tournament
45:15what was it
45:15it doesn't matter
45:17I think it does
45:21why
45:27losing the girl that became
45:29my everything
45:29broke me
45:32but losing my best friend
45:36that almost killed me
45:42then I realized
45:42I was being an idiot
45:45I didn't have to pick
45:53I want you
45:54in my life
45:57both of you
45:58all of you
46:04I love you
46:05Charlotte
46:09I love you too
46:26you ready to win this tournament
46:29you're playing
46:31hell yeah I'm playing
46:38yeah
46:40yeah let's go win this
46:43pretty sure I already did
46:44I love you
46:45I love you
46:48I love you
46:52I love you
46:52I love you
46:52I love you
46:52I love you
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