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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it, wait, let's watch it again, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group chat?
00:13The other day.
00:13Oh, stop.
00:15This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm gonna send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:27What?
00:27Sally from Jiu Jitsu?
00:29Yes!
00:30Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35So hard, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:52I'm sorry.
01:52No problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Her back's been a little bit.
01:58Oh, it's fine.
02:00Shh.
02:00Yep.
02:02Shh.
02:02Can you tell us as soon as you like?
02:08I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can, I will let you know how things are looking.
02:13Mm-hmm.
02:15Shh.
02:16Shh.
02:17Okay.
02:25Right.
02:27Put that in.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so.
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there, so you've bound to have a bit
02:51of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements, and it can take me a while to find baby, but I
02:59will let you know what I find as soon as I can, okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:26One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
03:41Okay.
03:45Okay.
03:46Okay.
03:47Bye, good morning.
03:56Bye!
03:58Bye!
03:59Bye, bye!
04:00Bye!
04:00Bye!
04:01Bye!
04:01Bye!
04:05Bye!
04:06are up in arms because they say they can't compete with you stop them down with a little syllable
04:17left unfinished when you move kiss me
04:30now each one bursts like a volcano cause it's nowhere else for this love to go
04:40I grabbed a key one in a microphone cause it's nowhere else for this love to go
05:01is it okay oh it's more than okay
05:44morning love sleep well yes I slept well mum did you sleep well
05:52why are you so obsessed with how I slept
05:57shall I bring your bags down
05:58I can bring my own bags down thanks dad
06:02I'm driving myself to university I think I can bring my bags down
06:35haha
06:49I'm sorry.
06:54He's your father.
06:56There's nothing I can do.
07:01Right, I've got everything you need.
07:02I've got Kit Kats, I've got Donuts,
07:04I've got Orange Fanta, I've got Lemon Fanta,
07:06I've made cakes.
07:10Nothing for the cakes?
07:11Well, okay.
07:41Yeah.
07:44Okay.
07:46Oh, my God.
08:34Let me know if you've transferred some cake.
08:40Congratulations!
08:42How are you doing?
08:44Yeah, not too great to be honest.
08:46Oh god, not too great to be honest.
08:48Oh, I just love it!
08:50I'm actually feeling really terrible.
08:53No, it's seriously awful.
09:02Just a glass of ice, please.
09:05A pint.
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too.
09:11Ready?
09:12Yep.
09:13And two pint glasses of ice.
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have, yeah.
09:21Yeah, and the doctors were actually amazed by my placenta.
09:27Yeah.
09:37Ugh.
09:39Ugh.
09:39Ugh.
09:49Ugh.
09:50Ugh.
10:02Ugh.
10:11Ham sandwiches?
10:12Yeah.
10:13Yeah.
10:15I'm just trying to think of some meals I know to make.
10:17Good one.
10:18Yeah.
10:19So what's that?
10:19Ham, butter, bread?
10:22Yep.
10:23Crisps?
10:24Yeah.
10:29Okay.
10:31Dinners.
10:34I was literally just round the corner.
10:36We've been here.
10:37We've been here 15 minutes.
10:38You're hilarious.
10:40Just text me.
10:41Well, okay.
10:42So you actually want me to get here later because you want me to stop rushing and text you.
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:49Because I'm getting very mixed messages.
11:04We're actually, um, we're going to go out.
11:18So many potholes in the road.
11:23The little holes in the road.
11:25We call them potholes.
11:27The council is supposed to fill them in.
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational
11:38services to fill a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky.
11:58OK.
11:58Careful, please.
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:10Ah, Jesus.
12:10Okay, let's come down now Daniel. That's enough. No, it's enough
12:23Did you ever bite the bottom?
12:28Really?
12:31You never done it
12:36You bite the bottom and
12:40And then you suck it, you know like, you know straws yeah, it's like straw
12:53You suck it
13:01Let me see
13:06Come in. Be patient
13:19You're good at that
13:33Did you ever see my email?
13:36Uh, yep, sorry
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah, and send it on
13:43Of course, yeah
13:46If you can just reply when I email you
13:49Absolutely
13:52Yep
14:12Do you want to speak to me, come in here?
14:21Do you want to speak to me, come in here
14:22You can eat all that
14:24Have you seen the size of my piles?
14:29I don't hear about, I don't hear about your piles
14:33I don't hear about, I don't hear about your piles
14:39Well, I guess you just like a cloth
14:42Tea towel
14:47Yeah
14:48So, it's a tea towel
14:53They call that muslin and charge you three times as much
14:57It's not a tea towel
14:59Well, what do you use it for?
15:00Just...
15:05Just like...
15:07Wiping like...
15:08Sick and stuff
15:11Jesus
15:15Baby's gonna be sick on you
15:18Jesus
15:20Sick and dribble
15:24We'll be mopping like piss and shit
15:27Oh, no
15:28Nothing else
15:29Lisa?
15:30Yes
15:50Fingers
15:52Oh my god, the fingers, yeah
15:59It's so busy
16:00I think we're in trouble here
16:03Okay, so, two hands, five fingers on each hand
16:08Two feet, ten toes
16:10Oh my god, the toes
16:14They're moving a lot
16:17That's good, you know
16:18It's all what we'd hoped to see
16:20Yeah
16:22And, if you look here
16:26That thing there
16:28That is Willy
16:33Huh
16:49Little boy
17:00What's happened to me?
17:01Hehehe
17:03Hehehe
17:04Hehehe
17:17Hehehe
17:22Hehehe
17:29Hehehe
17:31Hehehe
17:56Here we go.
18:20I'm not going to be like
18:26I'm not going to be like
18:28you have to be
18:30this, you have to be that
18:34I'm going to have to know the best good stuff
18:38I think sometimes Dad's
18:40complete, not my Dad
18:42but maybe
18:44Dad's Dad, a little bit
18:47I can get in the way
18:48you've been, who you are
18:54but this
19:00what a privilege
19:06little boy
19:13it's the greatest privilege
19:25so you just whisk up the eggs, frown, milk
19:29a touch of salt
19:31then you have to get the oil hot
19:33how hot?
19:34oh, like
19:35hot
19:36can kill up for you
19:39how do you know it's hot enough?
19:43it spits
19:45yeah, not a lot of people do that
19:46but it's something I figured out quite early on
19:52did you make up this recipe yourself?
19:56kind of
20:00I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon
20:04poor Mum, I mean, what has she got herself into?
20:07I bet they rattle quite a lot, don't they?
20:10he was crying the other night
20:11oh, Simon was?
20:13was he?
20:15he was crying?
20:17oh god, I love that
20:18Simon, crying
20:21I cry sometimes
20:24no, you don't
20:26no, we had a great time
20:28okay
20:30I had pancakes
20:31really?
20:32wow
20:35yeah, he's kind of awkward
20:37but he asked if I could stay for lunch
20:43but I don't want to
20:44no
20:45if Simon's
20:46Simon's at his mum's
20:48don't worry, I'll
20:49no
20:51no
20:51nightlights in the front pocket
20:52no, it's fine
20:54stay
20:54it's nice that he asked
20:58yeah
21:05damage
21:11bloody hell
21:12that's us
21:14I
21:15yeah
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning
21:19fuck you
21:24oh my god
21:26I'm leaking
21:29you're so sexy
21:47are you here for the NCC?
21:50yeah
22:01I've got a very good birth plan
22:03it is a good one actually
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub
22:05that's my birth plan
22:06you probably will as well
22:10we've been doing hypnobirthing
22:11haven't we
22:12yeah
22:12I want to go for a lotus birth
22:16because I really think you should
22:18whereas I'm really
22:19I can see
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding
22:40I've made a playlist
22:42um
22:43you're going to give birth
22:44on all fours aren't you
22:45like an animal
22:46then it's sweets
22:48er chocolate
22:49caffeine for you
22:52yeah
22:53I'll need my caffeine
22:59erm
23:01yeah
23:02er
23:04no we haven't really
23:05considered it yet
23:07have we
23:08it's been
23:09quite hard to think of it as
23:13er
23:16real
23:21maternity Eunice
23:24midwife
23:26midwifery Eunice
23:28what's the difference?
23:31god knows
23:35I want there to be doctors
23:36I want there to be doctors
23:38you just put doctors
23:39yeah
23:40capital letters
23:40yeah
23:43doctors
23:44tons of doctors
23:45all the painkillers
23:47just put
23:47give me the look
23:51who do I want to be with me
23:53during the labour
23:54what dad?
23:57good idea
23:58good idea
23:58yeah
23:58mm-mm
23:59I think your mum will come
24:01okay that's good
24:02I'd love that
24:03yeah
24:03she could stand there
24:04being fucking inane
24:06wow
24:07it would be perfect
24:18do you want to be there
24:19do you want to be there
24:20if it's forceps
24:21or vacuum
24:24oh
24:25what's like here
24:28the baby's guided out
24:29using a cap
24:30fitted to its head
24:31by suction
24:31shut up
24:37oh my god
24:38they're so gross
24:44yeah okay
24:45whatever
24:45can't
24:46get
24:56do we want to use
24:59a special
25:01L-D-R-P
25:03room
25:06is there an option
25:07for you to fuck those
25:08yeah it actually is
25:12we need to look this up
25:16I think
25:18you really need it
25:19for me to spend
25:20the
25:21birth
25:21reminding you
25:22to be
25:23positive
25:26is it weird
25:27how that's not an option
25:28yeah I'd love that
25:29actually
25:30it's just useful
25:31to be reminded
25:39I'm starting to worry
25:40this is actually going to happen
25:44let me say
25:45I'm going to fall apart
25:46I'll have an affair
25:48I'll end up getting divorced
25:52I'm about 100
25:56what
25:57what is
25:58a PC
26:02to me
26:05you don't want to know
26:14hi
26:15come in
26:15come in
26:16excellent
26:17thanks
26:17Daniel your dad's here
26:19sorry I'm just on a zoom
26:21Japanese
26:21don't seem to notice
26:22it's the weekend
26:24I can't find the bag
26:25coming
26:27could you drop him off
26:28a bit later tomorrow
26:29like 5.36
26:30we've got a scat
26:32absolutely
26:33she's been a bit anxious
26:34since the 12 weeks
26:37have you packed your bazooka?
26:39no
26:40have you packed your whiskey?
26:42no
26:42your gin?
26:43your wine?
26:43your beer?
26:44no
26:45oh I know you've forgotten
26:47have you packed your dog
26:48you Ń
Š²Š°Ń
26:49no
26:50I don't want to
27:03Ichou
27:04lah
27:07was
27:08I sua
27:10ee
27:10and
27:10you
27:10ha that's
27:14oh
27:14are fell
27:15C
27:24Don't do this, mate.
27:25No!
27:29I just cooked that whole meal for you.
27:31You're being unbearable!
28:09You're not here, mate.
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:38What?
28:39Am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has cooked for
28:44you?
28:44What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
29:17Feel that?
29:29Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice...
29:31Oh, wow.
29:34Did you feel that?
29:35Yeah.
29:40I think his feet must be down there, which means he's moving.
29:49Oh, that big one.
29:50Oh, God, yeah.
29:51Oh, God.
29:57Okay.
30:02Nah, I'm in.
30:03I can't wait.
30:04Jimmy cannot wait.
30:08Can you stop that?
30:09Yeah.
30:10It's a lot.
30:11In it, like, how many have come around so far?
30:15I don't know.
30:16I feel like it's an appropriate corner.
30:18That's why I'm going to get around as well.
30:20Yeah.
30:24Well, I'll probably come to yours in, like,
30:26an hour and a half.
30:27Yeah.
30:27I'll still wear some stuff on the back and then we'll be alright.
30:38So...
30:40Stretch seats.
30:42Yep.
30:44What's this stretch seat?
30:49Okay, so it's like...
30:51It's like it covers all his body?
30:55Yeah.
30:56Cold days.
30:57Bedtime.
31:04Booties.
31:06Socks.
31:06What the fuck are booties?
31:07Shoes.
31:09Shoes.
31:11It's called shoes.
31:13He's got his big coat.
31:15What about his cashmere?
31:16Shut up.
31:17What?
31:17He won't wear cashmere.
31:19He won't take clothes.
31:20He won't take my thermals.
31:21Of course he won't take your bloody thermals.
31:24He needs layers.
31:25Would you have worn your dad's thermals?
31:32People are like...
31:33Great.
31:34You're pregnant.
31:36Now you can forget about it.
31:37Put all that behind you.
31:38Yeah, because it's easy.
31:40Shrug it off.
31:45We'll be sad when we're 80.
31:46And we'll still be thinking about them.
31:56This is great.
31:58Oh God.
31:59It's already set me up.
32:06Is that all the bacon?
32:09No.
32:24Yeah.
32:25Yeah.
32:25Maya was like...
32:26It's gonna be amazing.
32:28Yeah.
32:29I just kind of nod and need that smile.
32:33I know that smile.
32:35Yeah.
32:35Yeah.
32:35It's great.
32:36You do that to me.
32:38Only when you're being poor, isn't it?
32:42We don't know if he's gonna be healthy or whatever when he comes out.
32:52What's he gonna be like?
33:00Oil.
33:01Don't need it.
33:04The fat from the bacon...
33:06It quits in its own fat.
33:07Exactly.
33:08Uh-huh.
33:11Eggs.
33:13Right, you've got three options.
33:14Fried, boiled, scrambled, poached.
33:17That's four.
33:25Mom!
33:27Mom!
33:28Lisa!
33:31There's no way of knowing who he's gonna be.
33:50I guess I'm worried about the birth itself.
33:55No, it's fine.
33:56I'm gonna breathe through the pain.
34:00Hmm.
34:02Yeah.
34:06The pain can be quite extreme though, can't it?
34:11Yes.
34:12Which is why I plan to breathe through it.
34:18God, it's also terrifying.
34:20I'm gonna have to hold her hand.
34:22I'm gonna sleep in a chair.
34:24Listen to her screaming.
34:26You've got earplugs.
34:29If it is so loud.
34:33We're not worried at all, are we?
34:35No, no.
34:36Easy.
34:37We like to keep it positive, don't we?
34:40Yeah, we're really positive people.
34:42Especially me.
34:44Ha-ha-ha.
34:53Ha-ha.
34:54Ha-ha.
35:08Ha-ha.
35:09Ha-ha.
35:10Ha-ha.
35:14Ha-ha.
35:16Ha-ha.
35:16Ha-ha.
35:16Oh, careful of the pint, careful of the pint.
35:19Ha-ha.
35:20Oh, it's been a while.
35:23Yeah, no.
35:24What's it been like?
35:25A few months?
35:26More than a few.
35:27Well, time flies only having fun.
35:29Ha-ha.
35:29Ha-ha.
35:30Always having fun, mate.
35:31Always having fun.
35:32Ha-ha.
35:35You look good, mate.
35:37Thanks for noticing.
35:38Ha-ha.
35:39You noticing how I look now?
35:41Ha-ha.
35:41Ha-ha.
35:42Do I need to be worried?
35:43Oh, yeah, you do, actually.
35:45Need to be very worried.
35:46Ha-ha.
35:47Ha-ha.
35:48Ha-ha.
35:49Ha-ha.
35:49Ha-ha.
35:50Ha-ha.
35:57Happy birthday, mate.
35:58Yeah, you alright?
36:00Ha-ha.
36:02Ha-ha.
36:03Ha-ha.
36:03Ha-ha.
36:04Ha-ha.
36:10Ha-ha.
36:12Ha-ha.
36:12So how you been?
36:13Ha-ha.
36:14You following me?
36:15Ha-ha.
36:16Always following you.
36:17Like a bad smell.
36:19Ha-ha.
36:19Yeah, I wonder what it was.
36:21Ha-ha.
36:21Ha-ha.
36:25How's everything with Amanda?
36:27And...
36:28Olive?
36:29Olive?
36:30Yeah.
36:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:33All good, mate.
36:33All good.
36:34It's all just...
36:36Like...
36:37Yeah, you know.
36:38Photos.
36:39Ha-ha.
36:39Ha-ha.
36:43Great about your baby.
36:47Oh, yeah.
36:48Congratulations.
36:49Thanks, yeah.
36:50Is it congratulations?
36:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
36:54Ha-ha.
36:54Great.
36:55Ha-ha.
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone.
36:59No, that's great, mate.
37:01Didn't want to tempt fate.
37:02No, no.
37:02Uh, Matt mentioned it and...
37:04Yeah.
37:05What have you done?
37:06Ha-ha.
37:07I know, right?
37:09Ha-ha.
37:09Ha-ha.
37:10Ha-ha.
37:24Ha-ha.
37:25I've been trying for a while.
37:26No bad thing.
37:27Ha-ha.
37:28Ha-ha.
37:29One way to get her to sleep with you.
37:30Ha-ha-ha.
37:31Ha-ha.
37:32Ha-ha.
37:42it's been a difficult time to be honest because because we actually managed to get pregnant
37:50before yeah uh yeah uh can i get four pints do you want one i'll get them okay no no
37:56come on i'll
37:57get them no come on i'm getting a ranch a prony i'll get the next one uh five pints of
38:03prony and a
38:04guinness thanks no so you were you were trying and oh yeah yeah it's been tricky really a bit of
38:23a
38:23tricky time and we actually got pregnant three times previously but um yeah
38:43all right yeah
38:48that must have been hard for lisa
38:52yeah that must have been really tough for you really tough but she'll be all right yeah
38:58ah of course yeah she's a tough one scary woman
39:05thanks
39:09at least it's all over now you're gonna have a baby so
39:16yeah well hopefully yeah you can put it all behind you
39:26i bet you were you were strong now were you nothing can knock the big guy
39:31uh
39:35uh not really
39:38i try to to be like positive and stuff be like a strong one but
39:46yeah they really work
39:55sometimes i think you you do something
40:00because it seems like obviously the right thing to do
40:05and even though you you you've thought about it and you thought about it from like
40:10all the different
40:12angles that you think there is
40:16and it
40:17still just turns out to be a
40:21fucking
40:23catastrophe
40:32it's fun
40:33yeah
40:35oh yeah it's great
40:37i love it
40:49you all right mate
40:51yeah
40:51yeah
41:15here you are
41:16thanks
41:17a few more of these
41:24always
41:41yeah he's nearly ready
41:45daniel
41:46my dad
41:49come in
41:50i'm good
41:51it's cold
41:52come in
41:53i'm good
41:54summoned out
41:56i'm good
41:57okay
41:59what are you even doing up there
42:05what can we see
42:08can we see on the bus
42:17very peaceful
42:20how old
42:2214 months
42:23amazing
42:26i'm on my own so
42:29tell me about it i've got two
42:31two
42:32and don't live with them sadly
42:34it's not my choice
42:36oh that's really hard
42:38yeah i miss him
42:39i
42:44so you're a single dad then
42:48if you want to know if i'm single you can just ask me if i'm single
42:52sorry i didn't mean
42:53no i'm kidding
42:59hello
43:01hello
43:03hello
43:04hi
43:05hi
43:05hi
43:06hello
43:22hi
43:52Stephen.
43:53Stephen.
43:58Stephen.
44:01I think I'm having contractions.
44:05What?
44:06I'm having contractions.
44:11Fucking...
44:14Can you stop looking at me?
44:17I'm not looking at you.
44:18Yeah.
44:20Stop looking at me.
44:26Oh, God.
44:28I'm fine.
44:30Everyone is always overreacting at everything.
44:38People have been giving birth for thousands of years.
44:41They think it's going to be hard.
44:44So they make it hard.
44:46Whereas this is...
44:48It's a natural process.
44:50Yeah.
44:59It's ten minutes since the last one.
45:03Are you good?
45:07Yeah.
45:08I've got this.
45:09Have you got the car seat?
45:11I don't remember you're breathing.
45:14You don't have to remind me to breathe.
45:15Oh!
45:28Oh my, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:32Yeah.
45:36They were every five minutes.
45:38Yeah, 60 seconds every five minutes.
45:40Well, now they've dropped it.
45:42Yeah, because of the car journey now about every eight minutes,
45:45and they are shorter.
45:47They've dropped to 45 seconds.
45:54What does that mean?
46:08I should have left them in the car.
46:11Yeah.
46:22Hi, sorry.
46:23My wife's having contractions in the corridor,
46:26and I was just wondering,
46:28is there any chance we're going to have in the room?
46:30She's Lisa.
46:31All my monkeys.
46:56Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor.
46:59Yeah, she's on the list,
47:01so when a delivery room becomes available,
47:03she will be given it.
47:03Yeah, I know, but she's literally a woman
47:04giving birth in a corridor.
47:06Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse.
47:10Yeah, I'll say that.
47:16What do you say?
47:18Oh, yeah.
47:19You're great, actually.
47:20Any other standing?
47:28Okay.
47:29Okay.
47:31So, uh...
47:32Quix.
47:34Banana?
47:37I'm sorry.
47:39I might have a twilight in the twilight's.
47:41Did you play a twilight?
47:43Or a flake?
47:45You have to make a bit of a plan if you don't have a flake.
47:48Oh...
47:50Oh...
47:50Yep.
47:51Yep.
47:53Yep.
47:53Oh...
48:13I'll get your leaf ring.
48:41Oh...
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48:48Oh...
48:49Oh, my God.
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