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00:06Homelander?
00:08Frank!
00:10Cracker.
00:12What's that smell?
00:14Oh, it might be my new perfume line.
00:17It's generally a secret.
00:19No.
00:20That's my father.
00:22That soldier boy.
00:24I can smell him all over here.
00:26Right.
00:27Of course, because we was just prepping for our interview.
00:31Prepping?
00:32Mm-hmm.
00:36I need you for something.
00:38You do?
00:41I have received the most wonderful message.
00:46I was visited by an angel.
00:52And she foretold my destiny.
00:56Oh, well, praise be.
00:58And what is it?
01:01God.
01:03Sir, that is wonderful.
01:05There is no higher calling than serving the Lord.
01:07No, no.
01:08Not serving the Lord.
01:11Being the Lord.
01:15I'm the Messiah.
01:17I'm the Savior of the world.
01:21The Messiah?
01:24Yes.
01:28Congrats.
01:30Yes.
01:34I always knew I was special.
01:36I knew it.
01:38I suffered.
01:39I suffered so many hardships.
01:41I couldn't understand why.
01:45But you.
01:47You.
01:48You always saw it.
01:51Didn't you?
01:51You knew all along I was special.
01:55And that is why I have chosen you.
01:58To spread the word.
01:59Of my coming.
02:03How?
02:04Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on Earth.
02:08And Jesus would kill for our marketing.
02:11Hmm.
02:13What do you say?
02:17Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir.
02:32Oh, there he is.
02:34Back from the dead.
02:36Oh, easy does it.
02:38Easy.
02:41Yeah.
02:51This is a bit like that Empire Strikes Back film, isn't it?
02:53I never saw it.
02:55What?
02:55Bollocks.
02:55I showed it to you.
02:56No.
02:56You saw me Star Wars.
02:58And I'll never let me watch it again.
02:59They're with that guy from Regarding Enemy, right?
03:02Yeah.
03:04Anyway.
03:05Here's this bit.
03:06See?
03:07Young Luke.
03:08Opps in a spaceship.
03:09Fucks off to Abani with his old man.
03:11Darth Vader.
03:12Cops.
03:12Wait.
03:13Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad?
03:16Yeah.
03:18It's a bit of a spoiler.
03:19But anyway, listen.
03:20The point is, you should have waited till we got the virus sorted.
03:23This is a war.
03:25And you're the best weapon we got.
03:27But you ain't no use to anyone.
03:29If you go put yourself into a body bag before we put Homelandra in one.
03:34At least I was brave enough to try.
03:35Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son.
03:41You don't give a shit about me.
03:43Maybe you never did.
03:48Yeah.
03:49I'll face you civil war.
03:58Fucking teenagers.
04:10I was going to for V-Roll.
04:12Sailor phones.
04:13Back in the flesh.
04:15Blood and bones.
04:15No condone.
04:16Spin break nose and homegrown.
04:18Suckers break like turban.
04:19Welcome back, motherfucker.
04:20Grab the booze off.
04:45Oh, check you out.
04:47Thank you, thank you.
04:48All right.
04:49You twats are all done with fashion week.
04:50Let's get to work, yeah?
04:52Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough?
04:54There was so little virus left.
04:56It means time to multiply.
04:58You know what they say, huh?
04:59Cook low and slow.
05:01How fucking long?
05:02Weeks at least.
05:03Okay, then we should go to Fort Harmony now.
05:05That place got shut down 80 years ago.
05:07If there's any V-1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find.
05:10And there is also the small matter of the likely V-dub beast
05:13that spilled those Boy Scouts in like a Cadbury à la Creme, huh?
05:16Do I need to remind you guys that Homelander has Stan Edgar?
05:19Odds are they're 10 steps ahead.
05:20If we get the V-1 first, we save Annie, we save Kimiko, we save you.
05:24And if you give a shit, if Homelander gets it, he's immortal.
05:28Virus is useless and we're fucked sideways.
05:30So who wants to go to Clearfield?
05:35Who's gonna take care of Ryan?
05:37He's gone.
05:38He legged it.
05:38I wonder whose fault that is.
05:41Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate.
05:44Unless you can tell us we're Starlighters.
05:52Right.
05:53Let's get cracking.
06:07Annie.
06:09Dad.
06:16Hey, listen, I used to talk to you.
06:18All yours.
06:20Okay, can you please stop chewing up?
06:29How did you find me?
06:31I've been looking for months.
06:32You are really good at hiding.
06:34It has been 20 years and that's the first thing that you have to say to me?
06:38What should I say?
06:41Dad?
06:47Annie, this is your brother.
06:48Mason.
06:52It's simple, Mr. President.
06:54You defund the public schools and give vouchers for the Homelander Freedom Academies.
06:59You don't want kids reading about gay penguins and becoming woke jihadis, do you?
07:04Thank you, sir.
07:08Let me be clear.
07:09Nobody summons me.
07:11The last time I let a black woman boss me around was Nell Carter.
07:14With a cock ring and a tub of Crisco.
07:16B.A. flagged a deal point for your movie.
07:18We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, a big bowl of cocaine.
07:23It's in my writer.
07:24From 1984.
07:25I think I can have whatever the fuck I want.
07:27You're welcome to take it up with Homelander.
07:29When he gets back from Fort Harmony.
07:33Fort Harmony.
07:34Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, and we think there's a strong chance of finding
07:39V1 at Fort Harmony.
07:43Isn't that where Dr. Vaught first injected you?
07:48It's great news.
07:49If he finds it, Homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you.
07:53He'll get to spend eternity together, father and son, forever.
08:01When did he leave?
08:02Hasn't left yet.
08:04Maybe you could go with him.
08:07Show him where to look.
08:09After all, he knows a place better than you.
08:27It's weird.
08:28No birds or animals, it's like...
08:30Fucking hell.
08:30Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't ya?
08:32Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker?
08:36Fuck!
08:38Fuck!
08:38Fuck!
08:44Fuck that.
08:46Eh, not really my type, son.
08:48Hey, how about trying a little respect?
08:49You know, Huey's right, Butcher.
08:51You should take her out to dinner first.
08:55Eh, let's see here.
08:56Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while.
08:59Something ripped them apart.
09:01Whatever killed those Boy Scouts might still stop these boots.
09:04Let's get a move on, man.
09:06Didn't come out here to get dumped by Bigfoot.
09:11Just here to go.
09:18Mmm.
09:20Goddamn, this is delicious.
09:22Huh.
09:23Why don't we so long had to try this?
09:25What would I worry about?
09:26Probably the highest honor fish can have given their lives to me.
09:30I'm about to go to Little Fish Heaven with 47 Virgin Tuna.
09:33Yo, what the fuck, bro?
09:35I trusted you.
09:37Oh, so now you can talk, huh?
09:38You think going full method is easy?
09:40Do you know how hard it's been to not talk?
09:42My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it.
09:45But I fucking committed.
09:46I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over.
09:49Wait, are you still butthurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar?
09:52I thought we were friends.
09:53I hit your back every time people laugh at how stupid you are,
09:56how your powers are a joke,
09:57how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian.
10:00Nobody says that.
10:01Yes, they do. All the time.
10:03Let's not make a federal case out of this brobie, Wade.
10:05I need a win from Homelander.
10:07Edgar was it.
10:08It's a dog-e-dog world.
10:10Is that what you think the phrase is?
10:11Whatever.
10:12Just put your fucking mask back on.
10:15Oh, so that's how it is, huh?
10:17You better watch your fucking back.
10:18Oh, yeah?
10:19What are you gonna do about it?
10:21Homelander's stoked about Edgar.
10:22He loves me right now.
10:23How long is that gonna last?
10:25You really think you're more important to him than his own father?
10:44Oh man, the view from back here was crazy.
10:47You love it.
10:49Hun.
10:51Hmm?
10:51You're Super Scream.
10:53We really gotta get you a stronger ball gag.
10:56The way you punish my sin pit ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough.
11:01I gotta say, when Sage said I should marry you for the optics, I hung up on her.
11:05But I do love busting gushards all over your pathetic worm face.
11:12Oh, baby.
11:30Oh, shoot.
11:31I gotta run.
11:32I forgot I have a meeting with the worship team.
11:34He's lying.
11:35The church is bankrupt.
11:36Wait, what?
11:37The church is bankrupt?
11:38What?
11:39Who?
11:39Did back Ashley tell you that after all that hot eye contact I was giving her?
11:43That two-faced bitch.
11:44How do you lose money on a megachurch?
11:45You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes.
11:48Attendance is down.
11:49Donations are drying up.
11:50And I'm sure the two Gulf Streams don't help.
11:52How deep in the hole are you?
11:53Just, uh, 150 million.
11:57Jesus Christ, are you kidding me?
11:59You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with evangelicals not hauled before Congress.
12:03Hey, what happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face?
12:07That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Fay.
12:09This is ethics committees, subpoenas.
12:11Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day.
12:13Well, what are we gonna do?
12:14We?
12:15You tell me.
12:16You're the fucking emissary of God.
12:18Ma'am, you have a visitor?
12:20I need y'all to help or something.
12:24Dang.
12:25Smells like a wet shit in a Waffle House in here.
12:33Any son of Super Cup could already be inside.
12:39Well...
12:40Let's find out.
12:43What's wrong?
12:45Annie.
12:47She'll come back.
12:49No.
12:49I almost died.
12:51But she needed all about her and she took off.
12:53I mean, last year I got bad touch by a shapeshifter and she still found a way to make it
12:57about her.
12:57She can be such a fucking bitch.
13:04Ah.
13:05Jesus, sorry.
13:06I didn't mean for that to come out so harsh.
13:22Fuckin' hell.
13:24What the fuck happened here?
13:32I said that ten minutes ago.
13:35I said that ten minutes ago.
13:37I said that ten minutes ago.
13:56Here he comes.
13:58Cathy.
13:58I have always wanted...
14:00It's nice to finally meet you.
14:02So you knew about this?
14:04You know what's funny?
14:06I must have asked you, like,
14:07a hundred times to go to Voughtland.
14:09But you always said the rollercoasters would make you nauseous.
14:11He said that.
14:13Couldn't get him off that thing.
14:19how's your mom she's okay she's in hiding but she's okay
14:25you're a cop deputy deputy i thought you were working from the telephone company
14:32when's the last time you saw a pay phone so does that mean you're rounding up starlighters
14:37you mean terrorists me sir sorry am i being rude we're all good with serving tea to the
14:43soup serial killer in our living room that's enough you know what i'm sorry i'm sorry i put
14:51you guys in danger just by being here you're right keeping me a secret i'll just go annie wait
15:00i'm making a stroganoff well it's hamburger helper but have dinner with us wash your clothes take a
15:07shower no offense but you could use one this is insane
15:18really we're getting fucking mendo for lunch again baja green goddess with impossible chorizo
15:23yeah can someone make a run to home depot and get me some organic peat moss soil three pounds
15:27thank you all right y'all let's keep it going blue sky day no bad ideas just gotta
15:33sell homelander is our lord and savior's all all right it's first thought theater but what if he
15:38performed a miracle on live tv he could part the red sea and send some refugees back where they came
15:41from oh you couldn't do it live though we'd have to vfx the entire thing right this is a yes
15:45and
15:46oh yes and you're an idiot okay uh the bad version is he turns water into wine playing a quick
15:52game of
15:53opposites here what if it was something not fucking terrible like what if homelander flew into all the
16:01major holy sites in the world that the people meet their new god in person huh
16:05selfies with god pitching off of that we could put him on a throne on the temple mount that is
16:12your poster right there amen this is amazing and for the record homelander is 100 god but won't some
16:22people say he's not a homelander church we bring in homelander box office we pray to god for help
16:28he's answering looks like fire crotch has a point excuse me the other fire crotch madam vice president
16:35because according to the snap poll here only 22 percent of americans would even accept homelander
16:40as their one true god making a real uphill battle to get him into the 70s which is where he'd
16:44need to
16:44be you know i'd say it's all about numbers with you suits but vod plus never releases any
16:49look what we need to do is tell a story
16:56who here has read joseph campbell jesus christ no wonder the lamplater lighted justice finale got a
17:02d-minus on av club okay i had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes
17:08from
17:08the avenging squad prequel you try and make a good finale out of that the problem is we are trying
17:13to
17:13sell a product that no one is asking for like new coke right everybody already loves jesus they want
17:20to eat right out of his asshole figuratively speaking of course jesus was a great man yeah
17:27the things he preached turning the other cheek and taking in foreigners caring for the poor
17:37that shit don't sell no more no what we need is a church that preaches american america is god's
17:47government and we are his chosen people manifest destiny from sea to shining sea and shit
17:56with a real american hero as our savior
18:05the democratic church
18:09of america
18:13you heard the numbers the public won't accept it if we come out and call homelander god
18:19i don't know what to call homelander god i don't know what to call homelander orson wells work
18:26cape cover his fat ass well we could still fly the rest of the way i told you you're not
18:32fucking carrying me all right oh my god a couple of uggos
18:45what changed your mind yesterday you told me you wouldn't help me
18:54firecracker said you looked up to me guess you're not a complete idiot
18:59i never said that you want my help or not
19:05the other day when clara vaude's name came up i got the impression you knew her
19:11i fucked her once or twice that's all
19:16what you did
19:19uh and uh i guess we're related in more ways than one
19:25where is she
19:28dead
19:30suicide
19:31poor shit she never offers so
19:34yeah well she did
19:37did you see a body
19:56hey
19:57found something
20:01blueprints
20:02yeah there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground
20:05there's a lab if the v1 is here that's where it should be
20:08blueprints oh fucking magic
20:10if the v1's here i don't want to be in the lab
20:13i just said that are you ever going to fucking listen to me
20:15as soon as you say something worth listening to love
20:18why do you have to be such an asshole
20:19a little funny twit now have you
20:20no you remind me every day oh real father of the year of getting ryan to fight your battles for
20:26you
20:26says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie then killed him
20:29okay you know what it's not just ryan look what you did to ms
20:32what the fuck did he do to me he dragged you down into shit with him and the worst part
20:35you let him do it you fucking pussy
20:51none of you ever listen to me
20:52listen to you
20:53you get jealous whenever i talk to anyone else
20:55i don't need you to translate for me anymore
20:57i'm not your fucking pet
20:58nah but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal
21:01hey stop
21:02can you not see there is something strange about this place
21:06we need to focus
21:07v1
21:08huh
21:09leon
21:10come on
21:12go
21:12go
21:13go
21:13go
21:13come on
21:15go
21:15go
21:17go
21:25Mason!
21:31Sorry about him, he's...
21:33It's okay, I used to be his age.
21:36I saw the sign out front,
21:38in this house we believe in Homelander.
21:40The boss of the department made everybody put them up
21:42in answer to a suit named Livewire now.
21:45They don't round up Starlighters, by the way.
21:48When that order comes in, I catch the flu.
21:50And the other deputies?
21:51They think that Starlighters are coming for their kids.
21:54But that's a lie that Vought sells.
21:56I know that.
21:57Then why don't you say anything?
21:59The last guy that spoke up disappeared in the middle of the night
22:02with his wife and kids.
22:04I'm not proud of it, Annie.
22:06But I have a family to protect.
22:11I came here to get, you know, some answers and some closure
22:14before time runs out, but...
22:17How were you expressing?
22:19You could say that.
22:22After you left, I told myself that,
22:25you know, you just, you didn't want kids.
22:27But maybe you just didn't want me.
22:37Have a seat.
22:38Have a seat.
22:51But you just got a seat in the middle of the night that mine landed.
22:54Even paying for that, I have to say it.
22:57No, no, no, no.
23:00No, no.
23:01I got no one lying here.
23:01You know it!
23:04There you go.
23:04Ta note a microphone is with you.
23:06Not the appearance of Chloé.
23:07I'm not the voice of Chloé.
23:07I'm afraid to show you how to inhibit you.
23:07You killed it however, you killed it too.
23:08About 20 and over.
23:11This movie was shit.
23:12I did consider asking you for my money back.
23:15I didn't always approve of the choices you made.
23:17But I was always proud of you.
23:22Maybe even more proud when you quit.
23:28Why did you leave?
23:32The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission, El Salvador.
23:36We were young, wanted to save the world.
23:42We were so happy when you came along.
23:46And your mom was dead certain that giving you V was going to give you a better life,
23:52better than a payphone repairman could give you.
23:56She asked me, do you know how we can really change the world?
23:59Ray's a superhero.
24:01So you got on board?
24:05Until she started telling you you were chosen by God.
24:10And the thing is, you believed it.
24:13And then she believed it, and I just...
24:18I couldn't keep lying to you, so I left.
24:21You never even reached out.
24:23To do what? Shatter your dreams? Keep lying to you?
24:25I'd have taken either.
24:27I needed you.
24:34If I could go back and change things, I would.
24:39I should have been there for you.
24:41Should have stood up for you.
24:45I'm sorry I left, Annie.
24:48It runs in the family, I guess.
24:52What do you mean?
24:53I flipped out the other day, and I ditched someone I really love.
24:57It's like he's my heart, walking on the outside, and if they got to him...
25:03Annie.
25:04Hey, the people we love aren't a weakness.
25:08They're the reason that we fight.
25:21Is it alright if I talk to him?
25:23Of course.
25:24Just...
25:25Just...
25:25Knock first.
25:28I learned that lesson the hard way.
25:42Yeah, the love is this way.
25:47Well...
25:47Fuck, you know.
25:49I've been here a minute, haven't I?
25:53Decades.
25:57Hunters.
25:58Look at their knives.
26:01These men...
26:02They kill each other.
26:04What if there is a monster here?
26:06But it's us.
26:08What the fuck you want about, Frenchie?
26:10Toxoplasmosis.
26:10It's a parasite in cat shit it can infect humans.
26:14Makes them react with explosive anger.
26:16You think we ate cat shit?
26:17Ate?
26:18No, yeah.
26:19If the V1 spilled into the groundwater it could mutate to the plants.
26:23Their spores fills us with rage.
26:26We murder each other and voila.
26:29We're plant food for these vines.
26:32Okay, so like the last of us?
26:34No, that is just the walking dead with mushrooms.
26:38The dead campers.
26:39The animals.
26:40These hunters.
26:41Surely you all see how strangely you've been acting.
26:45Us.
26:46I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole.
26:48Wait.
26:48You have a point.
26:50The copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades has surely altered my brain chemistry.
26:54That's why I'm not affected.
26:56Guess being a junkie was good for something after all.
26:58Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
27:00Romeo and fucking Juliet.
27:02You two survive this war, I give this six months tops.
27:07Well, fucking well.
27:20Let's fucking go.
27:24Where are you going?
27:26You gotta top those cunts.
27:27Get us killed, you fucking idiots!
27:30Neither of you are thinking street.
27:32Get that fucking gun out of my face, Frenchie.
27:34But I ain't gonna do shit to me, Sonny.
27:36No, but I will.
27:38Homelander and soldier boy kill you.
27:40Then kill us.
27:41Then if there's any V1 here, it's Homelander's.
27:44Does that make your family safe?
27:47Is that the revenge you seek?
27:49Does that make things right for Becca?
27:54Fine.
28:00We must hurry before we tear each other apart.
28:04Or the substance.
28:07So what's the fu-
28:08Gah!
28:09Gah!
28:09What the fuck, Frenchie?
28:11It's deer urine.
28:12Hunters use it to attract brave, but we will use it to hide our scent from Homelander.
28:16You spray that shit on me, and I don't rip your fucking head off.
28:19I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses.
28:26It's just science, bro.
28:27When you jizz, masculine vitality leads your body.
28:30Gotta hold that shit in.
28:31Right, Noir?
28:33Right, Noir?
28:35B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
28:38You gotta cut in there, Broseph.
28:39B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-s-s.
28:41Says what?
28:41What?
28:43What?
28:48I just want to talk.
28:52Wow.
28:53Your picture was never up there.
28:55Yeah, good.
28:58Good.
28:59I mean, yeah.
29:00No, that's good.
29:02I don't put traitors on my wall.
29:03OK, you know.
29:05What they say about me, none of it's true.
29:07Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the Seven, or that you're a terrorist who trafficked
29:11children?
29:12So that's like a hard no. I'm getting into the back of my van.
29:16Hey, look, Mason.
29:19You go to school at Homelander Academy, and you come home and you watch thousands of TikToks every day.
29:25How is the truth supposed to compete with that?
29:28Whatever. You're like the FBI's most wanted.
29:32Okay, well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister.
29:35So, you can keep being an asshole about it, or, you know, we can also talk about it.
29:39Is there a third option?
29:45Let me guess. Chocolate cream pills every Thursday morning, right?
29:51Dad used to take me before school.
29:55That's one of the things I miss the most, actually.
29:58I think he was just taking me as his beard.
30:03Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes.
30:05Huh.
30:26Okay, it's not here.
30:28Fuck this, and fuck you, and fuck me.
30:31This is a goddamn waste of time.
30:37butcher take a look maybe some motherfucker beat us to it not too long ago neither they
30:44punched 80 years of rust right off the safe now how many soups do we know that can punch
30:49this hard dozen maybe more what is it heroin heroin of course he would fucking know that
31:03so punch like a bleeding sledgehammer a lot of taste for a fucking smack
31:10bombsite no one have seen bombsite for decades he's likely dead what if he's not asshole
31:17he'd be about the only other cunt that know this shit was here you mean bombsite from
31:21soldier boys first team wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1 what's he need more for
31:31hey ed are you all right yeah i'm sorry to bother you on your day off this is gonna sound
31:36crazy
31:36is starlight in there sorry what i got a call from mason but it's a joke right tell me it's
31:45a joke
31:52she's my daughter your daughter jesus christ can i ever fucking lie i've known you 20 years and
31:58you know i should have told you she's a serial killer she's not i promise you i'm begging you
32:05get back in the cruiser and let this go are you crazy i am not dying in a prison camp
32:11over this
32:11i gotta take her in you need to step aside right now please ed just take a breath
32:20hands up right now i don't think so walk away
32:25ed put it down i said now walk away no you're under arrest ed relax everybody please i'm warning you
32:32i said walk away with the both of you fucking stop
32:41i'm sorry i just ed we sit next to each other in church every sunday after pam died you ate
32:47dinner
32:47here for how many months yeah and you lied to my face the whole time i know you're scared i'm
32:51scared
32:52too but what bot's been making us do pulling people out of their homes our neighbors and sending
32:57them to god knows where you know it's wrong
33:04annie's my daughter and i love her i should have stood up for a long time ago
33:09she's not what they say she is she's a good person ed and if good people stop trying to do
33:14the right thing then what the hell chance do we have
33:22she better be gone in an hour or i swear to god i'm coming back with live wire i'm hauling
33:27you
33:27both in thanks thank you
33:41it smells like deer piss you know the last time i was here i was fresh off the front lines
33:46still picking nutsy brains out of my hair and only the best of the best got selected for dr voss
33:51trials
33:52not soft little hog chompers of course i forgot how tough you were hey i'm not the weirdo who doesn't
33:59fuck i mean your cock's as useless as your cable what's the point of being famous if you're not
34:04getting your dick wet oh oh my dick was sopping wet when i pulled it out of stormfront and wiped
34:09that
34:09on her fucking chin
34:18oh look more of those friends of yours
34:28oh shit
34:30they're right above us so we best get the fuck out of here
34:33come on hey what about the v1 your bombsite has a v1 then it saves us from having to torture
34:37it
34:38what are you talking about who's us
34:45what you think the world needs more immortal cunts do you we need it to save annie and kimiko you've
34:51been planning this this whole time haven't you
34:53shh homelander will hear us and you you've just been going along with it again we can't take the risk
34:59and if she has to be collateral damage so that homelander dies and my daughter lives we ain't got
35:03no fucking choice it's easy for you to say it won't fucking kill you well at least he knows when
35:07to keep
35:07the scope shop and dude as his fucking toe excuse me no no we don't have time for this we
35:12need to
35:12find a way out
35:13you want to know a little secret butcher i cheered when i found out that you were dying because at
35:17least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass
35:19no i used to say to these guys don't give up on butcher there's good in him fighting to get
35:23out
35:24i was wrong there was anything human in there it's dead underneath that chest full of octococks
35:29you are just a fucking monster baby i like it better
35:32that parasite's not just in you it is you
35:35you're the cancer lower your voices
35:37you are just as bad as homelander maybe worse
35:39and i'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you
35:41and what you gonna do about it
35:43i'll fucking kill you
35:49please calm down
35:59give me a go
36:01hey
36:06come on in man
36:07i mean if butcher will let you
36:14everybody please stop
36:16everybody please stop
36:17everybody please stop
36:17everybody please stop
36:34hey where'd you think you're going
36:46tough guy my ass
36:49what you your whole bit
36:51this whole guts and glory thing
36:53what a fucking joke
36:55i read your classified file
36:57your brother won a silver star for bravery at anzio
37:00and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in dr pot's trials
37:05because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory
37:10making you look all the more feeble in comparison
37:15you don't know shit about me
37:18really
37:20i know that when they tried to inject you with the fee
37:23you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table
37:26and you pissed yourself crying for your mommy like the whiny spoiled little rich boy that you are
37:35they gave you the world and you you deserve nothing
37:42oh christ what's this shit hole now
37:46what are you doing
37:53oh well done
37:54i'll be out of here in 30 seconds
37:56maybe
37:57maybe not
38:00it's enriched uranium
38:01they'd stick us soups in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb
38:05now for normal joe they'd be dead in minutes
38:07but for you it's a stomach blue good luck though
38:10getting out of a soup proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass
38:24where are you going
38:25i'm gonna go destroy any b1 that i find you triple crowned cock jockey
38:29why
38:30you'll get it do you
38:32how much i can't fucking stand you
38:40so
39:02hmm
39:04hmm
39:19Come on son, come and have a go.
39:42Oh, if only the world could see you now.
39:47Not so fucking super are you?
39:50You were.
39:51You got a bit out.
39:58Did your dad put you in time out?
40:00That's got a sting.
40:01Knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you.
40:07What's the matter?
40:08Can't cut your tongue?
40:11Well wonders ever cease.
40:14Tell me something.
40:18If you did get the juice on you, you think that makes you a god, don't you?
40:24Seems like I know you pretty well after all.
40:27Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats...
40:30...goggling your bullocks and singing the Hosanna...
40:34...you still wouldn't be happy.
40:36Because deep down, you're just a weak, thin-skinned, needy little boy.
40:43Now you beat the shit out here on some.
40:47Don't get wicked on that.
40:51Don't get wicked on that.
40:58Brian...
40:59...is a liar.
41:01Because he's strong.
41:03Because he's my son.
41:05The son of god.
41:07You ain't no god.
41:09How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you shit your fucking spider?
41:14I don't know.
41:18You don't have it, do you?
41:23The virus.
41:30Don't I?
41:31No.
41:34You don't.
41:35You would've used it by now.
41:38I can't get you.
41:42You have no way to stop me, do you?
41:45Oh, William.
41:46You have no idea what you're up against.
41:50You can't intervene.
41:52I will get the V1.
41:55And when I do, I'm gonna fillet you alive.
41:59And you, Starlight.
42:01All the non-believers.
42:04You're all gonna fucking drown.
42:06In your own blood.
42:09I promise you.
42:10Before I die.
42:15I don't fucking have you.
42:17You're all fucking paste!
42:19I can take what's mine.
42:22And that makes this whole fucking shitball my birthright!
42:28My destiny!
42:59Fucker!
43:02Fucker!
43:04Shit!
43:14Fucker!
43:18Fucker!
43:26Fucker!
43:34Fucker!
43:35Fucker!
43:46Fucker!
43:47Fucker!
43:47Fucker!
43:47Fucker!
43:48Fucker!
43:48Fucker!
43:49Fucker!
44:12Oh, fuck.
44:19Hey!
44:37My god.
44:45Quinn.
44:48You know this man?
44:52You were a doctor of Vought's trials together.
44:56Figures this would be you.
44:57You ugly piece of shit.
45:00Oh, you hated me.
45:02Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole.
45:05Never seen a lick of real combat, huh?
45:10You still fucking hate me, don't you?
45:11This creature is nothing but hate.
45:14It makes us hate.
45:16He's the curse of all of this.
45:18Listen to me.
45:20You are the only one who can end it.
45:23Put us up to his misery.
45:24Put him out of his misery.
45:25No, no. God, no.
45:27No, I like him like this.
45:31Fuck you, bitch!
45:33Oh, I didn't deserve what I got, huh?
45:36Fuck you.
45:37Fuck you!
45:38Cuz I still got it!
45:39I got all of it!
45:41I fucking won!
45:42Run!
45:46If you won't kill him, all of us will die.
45:56I know why Quinn hates you.
45:59No, is that right?
45:59Because he sees you for what you really are.
46:02He was a real soldier.
46:04You were just a boy playing dress up.
46:06But you got to be the hero.
46:08Well, he got to be this.
46:10Now, where's the justice in that?
46:12It should be you up there.
46:14It should be you up there.
46:14It should be your pain.
46:17You are nothing but a coward.
46:20You should shut your fucking mouth!
46:40Huey?
46:43I'm sorry.
46:47Yeah.
46:50Me too.
47:23I'm sorry.
47:26I'm sorry.
47:27No, so far.
47:27I'm sorry.
47:57A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Erica by my side, a little bit of
48:04Rita's
48:05all I need, a little bit of Tina's what I see, a little bit of Sandra in the sun, a
48:11little
48:11bit of Mary all night long.
48:16Well, that was the best, sure enough, I've ever had.
48:20It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you.
48:26You have something you want to say?
48:28Sorry.
48:31You want us to try that again?
48:33I'm sorry.
48:35Good.
48:35But you're grounded to your 20.
48:37More like 30.
48:39I hope we see each other again.
48:43Me too.
48:51Annie?
48:52Don't make the same mistake I do.
48:55Don't give up on the people you love, alright?
48:58My turn, I'm easier to go down.
49:02Don't make the same mistake I can.
49:03I'm sorry.
49:07I'm sorry.
49:10I'm sorry.
49:11No, I'm sorry.
49:12But I don't know if I could do it.
49:14Because I can't.
49:20You just do it and I'm sorry.
49:22I'm sorry.
49:47I don't know.
50:07I don't know.
50:24Just fucking do it already.
51:01We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up.
51:04You know, taking charge was the most horrible thing I've ever done and never let me do it
51:11again.
51:12Never.
51:16I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man whore.
51:20I don't remember you calling me that.
51:23I didn't?
51:24I thought I did.
51:26You're not wrong.
51:28I was once, but I'm clean now.
51:33And I can be whatever you need.
51:41And I don't want to change you.
51:45It's that I'm trying to change myself.
51:52The reason I can speak now, it's because I did so much work to let go of my chaos.
52:00The thing is, you love chaos.
52:04You thrive in it, which is fine, but I can't go back to that.
52:14So where does that leave us?
52:43I'm sorry.
52:45I shouldn't have left you, I shouldn't have been here.
52:47Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't super good day to mess.
53:05Listen mate, that shot I said.
53:08Hey, don't tell me you didn't mean that I, because I show his helmet every fucking word
53:12I said, so we've got a problem.
53:21We cool man, we cool.
53:30What are you doing?
53:32Just thinking.
53:33Well, the shitshow is on.
53:37From sea to shining sea.
53:44We, America.
53:50Yes.
53:51Yes.
53:56Brothers and sisters.
53:59Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate to bear witness on this day.
54:06Because today is the greatest day in the history of Samaritan's embrace.
54:11Can I get an amen?
54:13I mean, I love all this love, but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever?
54:19I did.
54:20Now I believe in Homelander.
54:22She's lying.
54:23No shit.
54:24Excuse me?
54:27But today, brothers and sisters, today, we set America back on its true course.
54:34Starting today, brothers and sisters, we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding.
54:41We will be patriots of faith.
54:45We will fulfill our founding father's dream.
54:49Today, starting today, Samaritan's embrace becomes the Democratic Church of America.
55:01And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, he is not just a man.
55:16He is the prophet of the Lord!
55:23He is the prophet of America!
55:27He is the prophet of America!
55:52And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, he is the prophet of America, he is the
55:54prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of
55:55America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he
55:56is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the
55:56prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of
55:57America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he
55:57is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the prophet of America, he is the
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