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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it, wait, let's watch it again, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group chat?
00:13The other day.
00:13Oh, stop.
00:15This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm gonna send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:27What?
00:27Sally from Jiu Jitsu?
00:29Yes!
00:30Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35So hard, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:52Okay, no problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Back spin a little bit.
01:59It's fine.
02:06Can you tell us as soon as you like?
02:09I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can,
02:11I will let you know how things are looking.
02:17Okay.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so...
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there,
02:51so you're bound to have a bit of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there,
02:54so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements,
02:57and it can take me a while to find baby,
02:59but I will let you know what I find as soon as I can.
03:01Okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:12Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:25One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
04:03The dreams are up in arms because
04:08I've got to say they can't compete with you.
04:11You've stopped them down with a little syllable.
04:17Left unfinished.
04:23When you move, kiss me.
04:30Now each one bursts like a volcano.
04:36Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:49Oh, bloody hell.
05:01Is it okay?
05:04Oh, it's more than okay.
05:05Okay.
05:06Oh, it's okay.
05:44Good morning, love.
05:46Sleep well?
05:48Yes, I slept well.
05:50Mum, did you sleep well?
05:52Why are you so obsessed with how I slept?
05:57Shall I bring your bags down?
05:59So shall I.
06:00I can bring my own bags down, thanks, Dad.
06:03I'm driving myself to university.
06:05I think I can bring my bags down.
06:07Haha.
06:29I think I can bring my bags down.
06:49I'm sorry.
06:53He's your father.
06:56There's nothing I can do.
07:01Right, I've got everything you need.
07:02I've got Kit Kats, I've got donuts, I've got orange Fanta, I've got lemon Fanta, I've made cakes.
07:10Nothing for the cakes?
07:41Next one.
07:41Okay!
08:34Let me know if you've transferred some cake.
08:40Congratulations!
08:42How are you doing?
08:44Yeah, not too great to be honest.
08:46Oh, God, not too great to be honest.
08:48Oh, I just love it.
08:50I'm actually feeling really terrible.
08:53No, it's seriously...
08:56It's awful.
09:02Just a glass of ice, please.
09:05A pint.
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too.
09:11Ready?
09:12Yep.
09:13And two pint glasses of ice.
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have, yeah.
09:22Yeah, and the doctors were actually amazed by my placenta.
09:27Yeah.
09:30Yeah.
09:37Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:41Yeah.
09:49Yeah.
10:09Okay.
10:11I'm going to cross my face to the other side.
10:11Ham sandwiches?
10:12Yeah.
10:14I'm just trying to think of some meals I know to make.
10:17Good one.
10:19So what's that? Ham, butter, bread?
10:22Yep.
10:23Crisps?
10:24Yeah.
10:29Okay.
10:31Dinners.
10:34I was literally just round the corner.
10:36We've been here 15 minutes.
10:38You're hilarious.
10:40Just text me.
10:41Well, okay.
10:42So you actually want me to get here later because you want me to stop rushing and text you?
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:49Because I'm getting very mixed messages.
11:04We're actually, um, we're gonna go out.
11:17There's so many potholes in the road.
11:23The little holes in the road.
11:25We call them potholes.
11:27The council is supposed to fill them in.
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational services to fill
11:39a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky.
11:58Careful, please.
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:10Ah, Jesus.
12:11Okay.
12:11Come down now, Daniel.
12:12That's enough.
12:13No.
12:14That's enough.
12:23Do you ever bite the bottom?
12:28Really?
12:31You've never done it?
12:33Huh?
12:36You bite the bottom.
12:40And then you suck it.
12:42You know, like...
12:44You know straws, yeah?
12:47It's like a straw.
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:53Can you suck it?
13:01Let me see.
13:06Come in.
13:07Be patient.
13:19You're good at that.
13:33Did you ever see my email?
13:36Uh, yep.
13:37Sorry.
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah?
13:42And send it on.
13:43Of course, yeah.
13:46If you could just reply when I email you.
13:50Absolutely.
13:52Yep.
14:12What's the buzz then?
14:13Come on, speak to me.
14:13Come in here.
14:22You can eat all that.
14:24Have you seen the size of my piles?
14:28I...
14:29I don't hear about...
14:30I don't hear about your piles.
14:33I don't hear about...
14:34I don't hear about your piles!
14:39I think it's just like a cloth.
14:41No.
14:42Tea towel.
14:47Yeah.
14:48So it's...
14:49It's a tea towel.
14:51It's a tea towel.
14:55They call that muslin and charge you three times as much.
14:58It's not a tea towel.
14:59What would you use it for?
15:00Just...
15:05Just like...
15:07Wiping like...
15:08Sick and stuff.
15:11Jesus.
15:14Baby's gonna be sick on you.
15:18Jesus.
15:21Sick and dribble.
15:24We'll be mopping like piss and shit.
15:28Oh.
15:28Oh.
15:28Oh.
15:29Yes.
15:30Yes.
15:31Yes.
15:50Oh.
15:51Fingers.
15:52Oh my god.
15:53The fingers.
15:54Yeah.
15:54Uh huh.
15:58It's so busy.
16:00Oh.
16:00I'm having trouble here.
16:03Okay.
16:05So...
16:05Two hands.
16:06Five fingers on each hand.
16:08Two feet.
16:09Ten toes.
16:10Oh my god.
16:11The toes.
16:13Huh.
16:14They're moving a lot.
16:16That's...
16:17That's good.
16:18It's all what we'd hope to see.
16:20Yeah.
16:22And...
16:23If you look...
16:24Here...
16:26That thing there...
16:28I'd say it's Willy.
16:33Huh.
16:48Little boy.
16:59What's happened to me?
17:01I'm sorry.
17:41So
18:21I'm not going to be like
18:26I'm not going to be like
18:28you have to be
18:30this you have to be that
18:34I'm going to have to know the best
18:35good stuff
18:38I think sometimes dad's
18:40complete, not my dad
18:42but maybe
18:44dad's dad a little bit
18:47I get in the way you've been
18:48who you are
18:54but this is
19:00what a privilege
19:06little boy
19:13it's the greatest privilege
19:25so you just whisk up the eggs, brown milk, a touch of salt
19:31then you have to get the oil hot
19:33how hot?
19:34oh like hot can kill it for you
19:39how do you know it's hot enough?
19:42it spits
19:45yeah not a lot of people do that
19:46but something I figured out quite early on
19:52did you make up this recipe yourself?
19:55kind of
20:00I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon
20:04poor mum, I mean what has she got herself into?
20:08I bet they rowel quite a lot, don't they?
20:10he was crying the other night
20:12oh Simon was
20:13was he?
20:15he was crying
20:17oh god I love that Simon
20:18crying
20:21I cry sometimes
20:24no you don't
20:27no we had a great time
20:28okay
20:30I had pancakes
20:32really?
20:33wow
20:35yeah it's kind of awkward
20:37but he asked if I could stay for lunch
20:43but I don't want to
20:44if Simon's
20:46Simon's at his mum's
20:48don't worry I'll
20:49no
20:50no
20:51night lights in the front pocket
20:52no
20:53it's fine
20:54say
20:54it's nice that he asked you
20:58yeah
21:05damage
21:11bloody hell
21:14that's
21:14that's
21:14that's
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning
21:20fuck you
21:24oh my god I'm leaking
21:29you're so sexy
21:47you're here for NCC
21:49yeah
22:01I've got a very good birth plan
22:03it is a good one actually
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub
22:05that's my birth plan
22:06you probably will as well
22:10we've been doing hypnobirthing
22:11haven't we
22:12yeah
22:12I want to go for a lotus birth
22:16because I really think you should
22:18whereas I'm really
22:19I can see
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding
22:41I've made a playlist
22:43you're going to give birth on all fours aren't you
22:45like an animal
22:47then it's sweets
22:48chocolate
22:49caffeine for you
22:52yeah I'll need my caffeine
22:59um
23:01yeah uh
23:04no we haven't really
23:06considered it yet have we
23:09it's been
23:10quite hard to think of it as
23:13uh
23:16real
23:21maternity unit
23:24midwife
23:26midwifery unit
23:27what's the difference
23:31god knows
23:34I want there to be doctors
23:36you just put doctors
23:39yeah
23:39capital letters
23:40yeah
23:42doctors
23:43tons of doctors
23:45all the painkillers
23:47just put
23:47give me a look
23:51who do I want to be with me
23:53during the labour
23:54what that
23:57good idea
23:58yeah
23:58mm-mm
23:59think your mum will come
24:01okay that's good
24:02I'd love that
24:03she could stand there
24:04being fucking inane
24:06wow
24:07it'd be perfect
24:18do you want to be there
24:19if it's forceps
24:21or vacuum
24:24oh
24:25what's like
24:26the baby's guided out
24:29using a cap
24:30fitted to its head
24:31by suction
24:31shut up
24:37oh my god
24:38they're so gross
24:41I don't know
24:44yeah okay
24:45whatever
24:45clear
24:46get
24:57do we want to use
24:59a special
25:01ld or
25:02p
25:03room
25:06is there an option
25:07for you to pack those
25:08yeah it actually is
25:12we need to look this up
25:16I think
25:18you really need
25:19it's for me to spend
25:20the
25:21birth
25:21reminding you
25:22to be positive
25:26it's weird that
25:27that's not an option
25:28yeah I'd love that actually
25:30it's just useful
25:31to be reminded
25:39I'm starting to worry
25:40this is actually
25:40going to happen
25:44don't be silly
25:45so I'm going to fall apart
25:46if you'll have an affair
25:48I'll end up getting divorced
25:52I've had hundreds
25:57what
25:57what
25:57what is
25:58a
26:01PC
26:02or to me
26:06you don't want to know
26:15hi
26:15come in
26:15come in
26:16excellent
26:17thanks
26:17Daniel your dad's here
26:20sorry I'm just on a zoom
26:21Japanese
26:21don't seem to notice
26:22it's the weekend
26:24I can't find the bag
26:26coming
26:27could you drop him off
26:28a bit later tomorrow
26:29like 5.36
26:30we've got a scat
26:32absolutely
26:33she's been a bit anxious
26:34since the 12 weeks
26:37have you packed
26:38your bazooka
26:39no
26:40have you packed
26:41your whisky
26:42your juice
26:42your wine
26:43your beer
26:44no
26:45oh I know
26:46you've forgotten
26:46have you packed
26:47your dog
26:48all
27:03you
27:05whatever
27:24don't do this mate no I just cooked that whole meal for you you're being unbearable
27:41I'm not going to eat it
27:43I'm not going to eat it
27:46I'm not going to eat it
28:02and now I'm going to make it so good.
28:02So let's see what we have done.
28:02Here we go.
28:03Here we go.
28:03Here we go.
28:03Here we go.
28:04Here we go.
28:14Here we go.
28:17We go.
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:38What?
28:39Am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has cooked for
28:44you?
28:44What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
29:17Feel that?
29:29Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice...
29:31Oh, wow.
29:34Did you feel that?
29:35Yeah.
29:40I think his feet must be down there, which means he's moving.
29:49Oh, God, yeah.
30:07Can you stop that?
30:10It's a lot.
30:11In it, like, how many times have come around so far?
30:16I don't know, I feel like it's an appropriate boner, that's why I'm going to get around as well.
30:20Yeah.
30:24Well, I'll probably come to yours in, like, an hour and a half, maybe.
30:27But I'll still wear some stuff on the back and then we'll be all right.
30:38So...
30:40Stretch seats.
30:42Yep.
30:44What's this stretch seat?
30:48Okay, so it's like...
30:51It's like it covers all his body.
30:54Yeah.
30:56Cold days, bedtime...
31:04Booty's...
31:06Socks.
31:06What the fuck are booties?
31:07Shoes.
31:09Yeah, shoes.
31:11Let's call them shoes.
31:13He's got his big coat.
31:15What about his cashmere?
31:16Shut up.
31:17What?
31:17He won't wear cashmere.
31:19He won't take clothes.
31:20He won't take my thermals.
31:22Of course he won't take your bloody thermals.
31:24He needs layers.
31:25Would you have worn your dad's thermals?
31:32People are like,
31:34great, you're pregnant.
31:36Now you can forget about it.
31:37Put all that behind you.
31:38Yeah, because it's easy.
31:40Shrug it off.
31:45We'll be sat here when we're icy and we'll still be thinking about them.
31:57This is great.
31:58Oh, God.
31:59This will really set me up.
32:07Is that all the bacon?
32:09No.
32:24Yeah, Maya was like,
32:26it's going to be amazing.
32:29I just kind of nodded and leave that smile.
32:34I know that smile.
32:35Yeah, it's great.
32:36You do that to me.
32:38Funny when you're being poor, isn't it?
32:42We don't know if he's going to be healthy or whatever when he comes out.
32:51What's he going to be like?
32:57What's he going to be like?
33:04What's he going to be like?
33:14It's fried, boiled, scrambled, poached.
33:17That's four.
33:25Mum!
33:26Mum!
33:27Mum!
33:28Mum!
33:28Lisa!
33:31There's no way of knowing who he's going to be.
33:50I guess I'm worried about the birth itself.
33:55No, it's fine.
33:57I'm going to breathe through the pain.
34:07The pain can be quite extreme though, can't it?
34:11Yes, which is why I plan to breathe through it.
34:19It's also terrifying.
34:20I'm going to have to hold her hand.
34:23I'm going to sleep in a chair.
34:24Listen to her screaming.
34:26You've got earplugs.
34:29If ear's so loud.
34:33We're not worried at all, are we?
34:35No, no, easy.
34:37We like to keep positive, don't we?
34:40Yeah, we're really positive people.
34:42Especially me.
35:03What are you doing here?
35:09Same as you, I reckon.
35:11I don't know, it's for your sake.
35:12No, no.
35:16Oh, careful of the pipe.
35:18Careful of the pipe.
35:19He's done.
35:21He's done.
35:21It's been a while.
35:23Yeah, no.
35:24What's it been like?
35:25A few months?
35:26More than a few.
35:27Time flies only having fun.
35:30Always having fun, mate, always having fun.
35:35You look good, mate.
35:37Thanks for noticing.
35:39You noticing how I look now?
35:42Do I need to be worried?
35:43Oh, yeah, you do, actually.
35:45You need to be very worried.
35:46Uh-oh.
35:49Uh-oh's right.
35:57Happy birthday, mate.
35:58You can't do that, don't you?
35:59Yeah, you all right?
35:59Happy birthday, mate.
36:00We're going to get into that.
36:01That's right, yeah.
36:03You want to sit on?
36:04Yeah, it's safe.
36:12So how you been?
36:14You following me?
36:16Always following you.
36:17Like a bad smell.
36:19Yeah, I wonder what it was.
36:25How's everything with Amanda?
36:26Oh, and olive?
36:29Olive, yeah.
36:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:33All good, mate, all good.
36:34It's all just, like, yeah, you know, photos.
36:44Great about your baby.
36:47Oh, yeah.
36:48Congratulations.
36:49Thanks, yeah.
36:50Is it congratulations?
36:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
36:53Yeah.
36:53Great.
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone.
36:59No, that's great, mate.
37:01Didn't want to tempt fate.
37:02No, no.
37:03Matt mentioned it, and...
37:04Yeah.
37:05What have you done?
37:05All week.
37:07I know, right?
37:09Commiserations.
37:10Your life's over.
37:13Enjoy it while you can.
37:16I like so.
37:18Yeah, can I have two parts of life?
37:24Actually, we've been trying for a while.
37:26No bad thing.
37:29One way to get her to sleep with you.
37:43It's been a difficult time, to be honest.
37:47Because we actually managed to get pregnant before.
37:51Yeah, can I get four pints?
37:54Do you want one?
37:55I'll get him.
37:56I'll get him.
37:56No, no, come on, I'll get him.
37:57No, I'll get him.
37:58No, no, I'll get him.
37:59I'll get him a rant.
38:00A prony.
38:01I'll get the next one.
38:02Five pints, a prony and a guillish face.
38:06Thanks.
38:07No.
38:13So, you were trying and...
38:16Oh, yeah.
38:17Yeah.
38:20It's been tricky, really.
38:23Bit of a tricky time.
38:24Um, and we actually got pregnant three times previously, but, um, yeah.
38:43Oh, right.
38:44Yeah.
38:48That must have been hard for Lisa.
38:52Yeah.
38:52That must have been really tough for her.
38:54Yeah, yeah, really tough.
38:56But she'll be all right.
38:57Yeah.
38:58Nah, of course.
38:59Yeah, she's a tough one.
39:01Scary woman.
39:05Thanks.
39:05Oh.
39:09At least it's all over now.
39:11You're going to have a baby, so...
39:13Mm.
39:15So...
39:16Yeah.
39:17Well, hopefully.
39:18Yeah.
39:19You can put it all behind you.
39:26I bet you were strong now, were you?
39:28Nothing can knock the big guy.
39:31No.
39:34No.
39:35Not really.
39:38I try to be, like, positive and stuff.
39:41Be, like, a strong one, but...
39:45Yeah.
39:47They really work.
39:48Yeah.
39:50Yeah.
39:55Sometimes...
39:57I think you...
39:58You do something...
39:59Because it seems like...
40:02Obviously the right thing to do.
40:05And even though you've thought about it,
40:08And you've thought about it from, like...
40:10All the different...
40:12Angles that you think there is...
40:16And it...
40:18Still just turns out to be a...
40:22Fucking...
40:22Catastrophe.
40:32It's fun, isn't it?
40:35Oh, yeah.
40:36It's great.
40:37I love it.
40:48You're right, mate.
40:51You're right, mate.
41:15here you are thanks oh oh thanks a few more of these always
41:42yeah he's nearly ready Daniel my dad come in I'm good it's cold come in I'm good Simon's
41:55out I'm good okay what are you even doing up there
42:05what can we see can we see on the bus
42:17very peaceful
42:20how old 14 months amazing I'm on my own so
42:29tell me about it I've got two
42:32and then live with them sadly it's not my choice oh that's really hard yeah I
42:39miss him
42:44so you're a single dad then if you want to know if I'm single you can just ask me
42:50if I'm single sorry I didn't mean no I'm kidding
42:59hello
43:10hey
43:39hey
43:52steven
43:58steven
43:59steven
44:00I think I'm having contractions
44:06I'm having contractions
44:15can you stop looking at me
44:17I'm not looking at you
44:21stop looking at me
44:27I'm fine
44:29everyone's always overreacting everything
44:38people have been giving birth for thousands of years
44:42I think it's going to be hard so they make it hard
44:45whereas this is a natural process
44:50yeah
44:53hey where can it be
44:54hmm
45:00it's ten minutes since the last one
45:03you're good
45:07yeah
45:07now I've got this
45:09you got the car seat
45:12remember you're breathing
45:13don't have to remind me to breathe
45:29oh
45:30oh
45:30oh
45:30yeah
45:36they were every five minutes
45:38yeah 60 seconds every five minutes
45:40oh no they've dropped it
45:41yeah because of the car journey now about every eight minutes
45:45and they are short
45:47they are short
45:47they've dropped it
45:4945 seconds
45:54what does that mean
46:08I should have left them in the car
46:11oh yeah
46:22hi
46:22sorry
46:23my wife's having contractions in the corridor
46:26and I was just wondering
46:28is there any chance of her having a room
46:30she's Lisa
46:31all my monkeys
46:33thank you
46:56yeah she's just stood having contractions in a corridor
46:59yeah she's on the list
47:00so when a delivery room becomes available
47:02she will be given it
47:03yeah I know but she's literally a woman
47:04giving birth in a corridor
47:06yeah I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse
47:10yeah I'll see that
47:15well they say
47:16oh yeah
47:18you're great
47:19actually
47:20any other standing
47:28okay
47:29so
47:31quicks
47:33banana
47:37i'm sorry
47:39i'm sorry
47:40i'm sorry
47:40i'm sorry
47:40i'm sorry
47:40i'm sorry
47:40i'm sorry
47:41i'm sorry
47:43or a flake
47:45you have to make a bit of a plan if you don't have a flake
48:01can i get your leaf ring
48:15oh
48:15oh
48:15oh
48:15oh
48:15oh
48:41Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
48:45Oh, oh, oh.
49:38Oh, oh.
49:41Oh, oh.
49:43Oh.
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51:59Oh.
52:00In the morning.
52:01Building marble runs at dawn.
52:07You barely notice me now.
52:14But you.
52:17You used to sleep on my chest.
52:21A whole person my chest.
52:26and I could hear you breathe and you you used to look at me but there was
52:41something special about me which there was when you were so when you go out
52:55with your mates tonight if you feel messy after two pints I'll be here like I was
53:06here when you were small
53:27you
53:33you
53:45you
54:53Oh, fuck.
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