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Heartbreak High - Season 3 (2026) - Episode 02: Somebody Nose
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00:28You
00:38One at a time what if he's really hurt
00:43Okay, uh, so
00:45We had the mannequin up on the ride and then it just suddenly turns on and then this guy appears
00:52out of nowhere
00:53Nancy he runs the carnival with his wife he climbs up the steps and he lunges at Malachi
00:58And wham the ride takes him out. Okay. Okay. So who turned on the ride this Clancy guy?
01:03He must have probably trying to scare us or something
01:06Exactly. Hey, whoa scare you or hurt you. Yeah, it wasn't his fault, right? Yeah, probably try to teach us
01:13a lesson
01:13It was totally his fault. I
01:17Mean it was pretty full-on the way you went Malachi. Yeah, he did jump him. I have seen him
01:21get pretty aggro after a few beers
01:23Yeah, and it really wasn't that bad. You know what we did trespass out
01:27All right, listen listen listen everyone delete any photos from the carnival texts as well tomorrow tomorrow
01:35You go to uni open day like everything's eats wife guys. This is really wrong. Quinny. Were you not listening?
01:39He turned on the ride. We are the victims here
01:41Honestly, he's just lucky that none of us were injured. Otherwise, he would be in huge trouble
01:45Exactly. Yeah, about that actually I think I've dislocated my shoulder. No, it's all right
01:51I need someone to pop it in please. I think that's someone who's not and
02:03Just get underneath it and shove it up. Mm-hmm. Yep one two
02:18Here's the smell of blood still all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand
02:27Okay, you degenerates like even listening to me
02:33Come on people I need feedback I need to make a good impression on lane at open uni day today
02:39who
02:41Lane henson
02:43She selects the ensemble for skoda my entire future rests in her delicate manicured hands. Hopefully
02:50Okay, guys, I don't want to sound like a bitch, but why am I the only one committed to operation
02:54act normal?
02:55I'm so sorry. I'm really out of it. I um
02:58Didn't get any sleep last night thinking about that guy. Look, there's nothing in the news. Okay. No mention of
03:03the carnival
03:04If she was hurt, there would have been a story
03:06Oh, well, see what? Thank you
03:08A man is dead
03:14What?
03:16Where's the head?
03:19The head? What? My head? What? Here it is top of my shoulders enjoying this glorious day. Thank you emmerie
03:28There has been a claim from st. Bruno's that a group of Hartley High students have stolen a very valuable
03:35of their patron saint.
03:37That is... disgraceful.
03:40Isn't it, Darren?
03:41Especially since I said there was to be no retaliation.
03:47And yet here we are.
03:49Principal McMahon wanted to take the matter to the police,
03:53but I have asked that he wait until the end of the day
03:56just in case the bust is returned.
03:59And if you behave yourselves at the university open day,
04:03there should, in fact, be no further problems.
04:08Should there?
04:09No.
04:10Should there?
04:11Mm-mm.
04:13Should there?
04:19Thanks, Miss.
04:20Oh, my God. We need to take that bust back.
04:23We do not want the cops getting involved in this.
04:25You said that we did nothing wrong.
04:27Yeah, we didn't.
04:27But, um, who knows how our imperfect justice system
04:31will say these things.
04:32At a minimum, they could do you for breaking and entering.
04:42Must have happened when it fell.
04:45We can't take it back like this.
04:52Bravo!
04:54Oh, you dickheads have really outdone yourselves.
04:56Pierce off, Sasha. Not now, okay?
04:59What were you even going to do with it?
05:01Nothing.
05:02You just stole it?
05:03That was the whole revenge plan?
05:05Mm.
05:08Well, as vice-captain, I do have a duty to tell Woodsy
05:11that I've located the missing bust.
05:12Oh, here we go.
05:14All year you've been yapping on
05:16about how being vice-captain makes you all superior.
05:19But you know what?
05:20Everyone is just laughing at how lame you are.
05:23Lame is a really ableist term.
05:25Am I right on you?
05:27God, this is why we don't hang out with you anymore.
05:29How have you managed to figure out
05:30how to criticise literally everything?
05:36Whatever.
05:38Have fun getting busted.
05:41Busted.
05:42Get it, guys.
05:44All right.
05:45What are we going to do?
05:47Bus for the uni open day leaves like now.
05:50Well, let's just stash it here.
05:52We will find the nose, return the bus,
05:54but we just have to go to uni open day and act normal.
05:57Okay, I need to run my lines.
05:59Queenie, can you come with me?
06:00Nah, I need five minutes in the sensory room.
06:03Let's go.
06:04I gotta take a dump.
06:06Ew.
06:09This noseless fucker's gonna come back to haunt me.
06:12I can feel it.
06:21Possible injuries from falling across four metres.
06:51Oh!
06:52Geez.
06:53But jumpy there, eh, sparkles?
06:55Exam's just getting to you.
06:58Yeah, something like that.
06:59Well, today is your lucky day.
07:03For just a small fee, I can connect you to one of our wicked smart year nines, okay?
07:08We stick a bunch of glittery shit to her face, wheel her into the exam room in your spot.
07:14Mark of 95 plus.
07:17Or your money back, guaranteed.
07:19Okay?
07:20Yeah.
07:22Sorry, who are you?
07:23Aside from your personal saviour, I'm Taz.
07:28Taz!
07:28You're Woodsy's nurse.
07:30The hell?
07:30How do you know that?
07:31Oh, I'm the school captain, so she confides at me a lot.
07:34Hmm.
07:35What she told you then?
07:37That you had a lot of issues in New Zealand, that you moved here three weeks ago, and that I
07:42should let her know if I hear of you getting up to any trouble.
07:46Okay, look.
07:48I don't see why my auntie needs to concern herself with my business dealings.
07:55So, let's say you and I forget we had this little champ.
08:02Well, I think I've got other things to worry about right now.
08:06Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:08What's the deal with that room?
08:10Oh, it's a space for students with sensory issues.
08:14That's funny, because I sense I need to be in this room.
08:17Well, you can sense by first of all obtaining an access card, and you can do that by having a
08:22meeting with Nurse Carol and then getting a letter from your guardian, which in your case, uh, Woodsy, right?
08:29Quinnie, bus is leaving in five.
08:31Okay.
08:31Uh, you two.
08:32Without finding somewhere a bit more private to conduct your human biology tutorial.
09:00Hey, you're considering your options outside the tattoo apprenticeship?
09:03Nah, I'm just here for the blood.
09:05Right.
09:06Okay.
09:06Well, bludge or not, I want everyone on their best behaviour.
09:09Okay?
09:09I'll be roaming.
09:10If you can't find me, look for the sausage sizzle.
09:12Take this opportunity.
09:14Amory, enjoy the psych talk.
09:16Harper, art session is at two.
09:17Your future awaits.
09:19Not for long.
09:21That statue's nose is probably at the carnival right now, just waiting to be found.
09:26Plans he could give it to the cops, say that he saw some kids fleeing from the scene.
09:30Meanwhile, the St. Bruno's principal reports the stolen bust, which Woodsy knows we took.
09:34They join the dots, Noah breaks up with me and my spectacular future comes crumbling down before my very eyes.
09:49I'm losing my goddamn mind here, Harper!
09:52Chill.
09:53You're just tired.
09:55Okay?
09:55Everything will be fine.
09:58Okay?
09:59And if it's not, well, at least I don't have to pay rent in prison.
10:04Yep.
10:04That was funny.
10:07We'll be okay.
10:09Explicably mimicking and hiccuping and amicably welcoming you.
10:12Welcome to the Skoda drama workshop.
10:14Oh, I'm home.
10:16Thanks, guys.
10:17I thought your mum was lining up to be a carpenter.
10:19You know, like Jesus or some shit?
10:21She is.
10:23Okay, and how does this line up with that?
10:26Girls keep complaining about my performance, so gotta level up.
10:31Oi!
10:32When's your new chapter of Velvet Thrones coming out?
10:34I'm getting blue balls over here.
10:35I'm not the one riding that smut.
10:38Oh, yeah.
10:39Right.
10:39Wait, you can read?
10:41Okay.
10:41Welcome.
10:42Welcome, everyone.
10:43We are just about ready to get started, so put your things down.
10:46Let's make a circle just in the center of the space.
10:48Yep, in the back, everyone.
10:49Hey.
10:50You all good?
10:51Yep.
10:51Yep.
10:51Yep.
10:52I just have to push the last 24 hours out of my mind and manifest my destiny.
10:56Okay.
10:57We are gonna start with a quick warm-up.
11:02Uh, does everyone know zip-zap-boing?
11:04Yeah.
11:05Excellent.
11:06Okay.
11:06Who wants to start us off?
11:09ZAP!
11:11And you said you were trying to do a backflip.
11:13Uh-huh.
11:14Must have been some landing.
11:16Yeah, judges only gave me a four.
11:18Can you believe it?
11:19I'd like to get some imaging to assess the damage.
11:23I see you were in about 18 months ago for a shoulder complaint?
11:26Oh, that was a totally different thing.
11:28He was assaulted by a police officer.
11:31Mum.
11:31I still regret not reporting that bastard.
11:33Oh, can you not, Mum?
11:34Please.
11:35There's a way for scans.
11:37We'll get you something for the pain.
11:39Yep.
11:39Yes.
11:45Yeah, Dad's gonna pay full fee anyway, so you know how it is.
11:49All right, lads.
11:49Catch you later.
11:52Oh!
11:56Jumpy much?
11:56Sorry, I didn't get much sleep last night.
11:58I'm a little wired.
11:59I'm late figuring out where to stash the St. Bruno statue that you stole.
12:02No idea what you're talking about.
12:04Nah, spare place ain't licked.
12:06It's a good gap.
12:06Our principal is pissed.
12:08Did she stutter?
12:09We didn't take your stupid statue.
12:10Ah, Marie.
12:11It's cool.
12:12We think it's funny.
12:13We all think it's funny.
12:14It's hilarious.
12:15Okay, great.
12:16Um, but we didn't do it.
12:18Okay.
12:18Mm-hmm.
12:19Yeah.
12:20You sure you're okay?
12:21Yeah.
12:22Yeah.
12:22Just tired.
12:24Um...
12:25I'll text you.
12:27Yeah.
12:29Hop up.
12:31Go get some career advice.
12:35Ha-ha.
12:42Don't be a dick.
12:47Excess card.
12:48Excess card.
12:56Excess card.
12:58Bingo.
13:02Hey, there she is.
13:03New kid on the block.
13:05Taking names.
13:06Kicking goals.
13:08Uh, you left your lunch on the counter this morning, so...
13:11Oh, thank you.
13:13You're welcome.
13:15So, what's good?
13:17Settling in all right, Paimana?
13:19I don't know, Aunty.
13:20Why don't you ask your little spy?
13:22The school captain.
13:24Who?
13:24Quinny?
13:25Yeah.
13:25No.
13:26No, I-I-I just thought, you know, she could show you around and give you the DL on the
13:32skibbidi.
13:33I'm not sure if I'm saying that properly, but...
13:35Hey, if you really want to help me, just stop telling you about me related.
13:39And it's Taz, Ma Paimana.
13:43Yeah, sure.
13:45Uh...
13:45Taz.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Okay, well, I'll-I'll see you later.
13:50Okay.
13:51At home, Taz.
13:52I mean, keep that on the down low.
13:54Coach, what's your problem?
13:57Just give me your lunch.
13:58Stay away from me.
13:59Hey!
14:01Oi!
14:02I'm taking your lunch.
14:04Does it happen often?
14:06Here, have mine.
14:08Thanks.
14:09Happy to help.
14:13Artie Jennings.
14:17But, uh, listen, Artie.
14:19There is something you could do for me to return the favour.
14:25And...
14:26make a lot of money in the process.
14:29I'm telling you, the new chapter's out.
14:31I'm on it.
14:31Writing, narrative...
14:33I know!
14:33Here we go.
14:35Yes!
14:35Yes!
14:36Yes!
14:38The Queen couldn't help but moan as she felt Davina's eyes devour her body from lift-
14:44Oh, my God.
14:44Bellatrix is so hot.
14:45I've just found this.
14:45It's a fairy tale.
14:47I love how it grows.
14:49I've been amazing all night.
14:50How many more?
14:51My other plans.
14:52It's a fairy tale.
14:53It's a fairy tale.
14:55As the Queen emerged from the lake, her naked body glistening in the moonlight, she realised that the mage had
15:03cast a vanishing spell.
15:07Wish I could cast a vanishing spell on your pants right now.
15:15I saw Miss Oba tailing you off earlier.
15:19What if I told you I had a solution to your little problem?
15:22A place where you could both be alone with your velvet thrones.
15:28Far away from the prying eyes of teachers.
15:33Oh, yeah.
15:36Oh, yeah.
15:40Oh, yeah.
15:41Oh, yeah.
15:42Oh, yeah.
15:58Interested in joining the hacks?
16:03Hot activist girlies.
16:05We bust into factory farms and liberate the animals
16:07and then we hook up afterwards.
16:09Kind of like a polycule situation.
16:12Oh.
16:16I...
16:16I...
16:20Yes, yes.
16:22I want to be a hag.
16:24Hot.
16:26Sign up here.
16:28Oh my gosh.
16:29You have no idea how refreshing it is
16:32to finally be surrounded by like-minded individuals.
16:35I mean, the sheeple at my school,
16:36they don't give a shit about anything other than themselves.
16:39People are the worst.
16:40Right?
16:41Um, but not that...
16:44I'm gonna let that stop me.
16:45Um, right now I'm writing an expose on this dude who makes Weinstein look like a saint.
16:50And I mean this guy is an actual 11th century saint.
16:53I mean, that the church never acknowledged that.
16:56Are you wearing ink by Andre?
17:00Yeah.
17:01You know they test on animals, right?
17:10It was a free sample.
17:12Come back when you're ready to live your truth, not just speak it.
17:23Um...
17:25Hiding out with the animals, huh?
17:27I know that man turned on the riot, but he was only there because of us.
17:31Plan C is indestructible.
17:33One time half the haunted house came down on him
17:35because he was too wasted to sandbag it.
17:40How come you're not looking around?
17:43I, uh, doubt I'll even get in after my trial results.
17:48Well, they're still the real exams.
17:50Yeah.
17:51Em's on a mission to help me cram.
17:56Exams are a stupid way to measure someone's intelligence.
18:00Says the girl whose marks landed her a scholarship.
18:04Shortlist.
18:07Besides, you're more ready for the real world than any of us.
18:14Not looking.
18:15Okay, check out Spider.
18:17Look at...
18:17Yeah.
18:18Can you believe that's the same guy that started the cum laws?
18:21Right?
18:22All right.
18:23Ready for your milk?
18:24Yeah.
18:25Look, he's on.
18:26Look, he's from Mama.
18:28Look, babe.
18:29Look, look.
18:30Look how cute he is.
18:31Ooh, he's so cute.
18:33Much cute.
18:34I hope Malachi's okay.
18:36Shoulder looked pretty bad, eh?
18:38Yeah, well, that's why I didn't get up on that thing.
18:40Oh.
18:41Wait, that was a lot last night.
18:43Look at his face.
18:45You stress too much.
18:49The course covers areas such as behavioral neuroscience, social psych, personality theory, relationship therapy, abnormal brain behaviour.
18:58It's a great career path for your future.
19:00If you're interested in going to jail with all your friends, it's hard work.
19:04The degree can be a real ride.
19:09A lot of people get hit hard by the guilt.
19:12It eats away at them.
19:14You did this, Amory.
19:16Your future is bust.
19:18Get it?
19:19Can you still study psychology if you have a criminal record?
19:22Oh, uh, yes, you can.
19:24Um, it might affect your ability to practice, though.
19:28Okay, as I was saying...
19:30One more thing.
19:31Um, do you think that you would get a criminal record for something like, say, trespassing if it led to
19:37someone being injured?
19:39Um, I'm not an expert in criminal law, but it seems likely, yes.
19:44Ah, okay, well...
19:47What if it was like a...
19:49Like an oopsie-whoopsie?
19:51Uh-huh.
19:52Yes.
19:53I would say even if it's an oopsie-whoopsie.
19:56Sorry, I'm not really sure how this is...
19:58Unrelated, but if you had planned a whole future with someone and then they stuffed it up, would you break
20:01up with them?
20:03What?
20:04What's your name, dear?
20:06What?
20:09Oh, never mind.
20:10Sorry.
20:11Um, proceed.
20:13Thank you for the, uh...
20:15Truly, it's just riveting.
20:20Right your wrongs.
20:22Only then will you be free.
20:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm fine.
20:26I'm fine, I'm fine.
20:27This is, this is just sleep deprivation.
20:30Time's slipping through your fingers, Anne-Marie.
20:32You're going to hell.
20:35Oh, no.
20:36How long before everybody knows what you did?
20:43Are you all right?
20:44You look a little bit...
20:46Deranged.
20:46Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
20:48At least one of us is.
20:49Malachi just called.
20:50It turns out his shoulder's worse than we thought.
20:52He's at St. Vincent's waiting on scans.
20:54What did you tell the doctors, Missy?
20:55I didn't know.
20:59I gotta go.
21:01I gotta go.
21:05Pops, we're going back to the carnival,
21:07and we are getting that goddamn nose back right now.
21:10Interesting.
21:11And how did that make you feel?
21:14I told her it was a terrible idea, but she insisted.
21:18I just wanted to have a nice night out.
21:20But a circus?
21:21I mean, doctor, you know my issue.
21:23You mean your fear of clowns?
21:28It's not a fear.
21:30It's a kink, okay?
21:32If I can't call my wife, Mr. Giggles,
21:36and honk her nose while I'm making love to her,
21:39then what's the point?
21:42And same.
21:46Thank you all for such committed improv.
21:50Why'd you have to make it a weird sex thing?
21:52It's called Yes And.
21:53Go finger a unicorn or something.
21:55Okay, let's move on to audition prep work.
21:58If anyone's brave enough to share.
22:03I'll go.
22:05Woo!
22:06Okay, Darren, since you're up there,
22:08let's see what you've got.
22:10Great.
22:30Here's the smell of blood.
22:31Still, all the perfumes of Arabia
22:34will not sweeten this little hand.
22:37Wash your hands, king.
22:39Put on your nightgown.
22:41Look not so pale.
22:42Come.
22:43Come, come, come, come.
22:45Give me your hand.
22:47What's done cannot be undone.
22:51To bed.
22:52To bed.
22:56To bed.
23:05Lovely.
23:06Who wants to share next?
23:09Come on, guys.
23:10It's what it's all about.
23:11Got to get up.
23:11Have a go.
23:20Let's go.
23:22Hey.
23:23Um.
23:24We heard you might be able to help us out.
23:27You want to book the root room?
23:28Yes, please.
23:29Madeleine's been reading Velvet Thrones.
23:32Okay, I can squeeze you guys in at 2pm.
23:34Yeah.
23:3530 bucks paid up front.
23:37Oh, plus that lemonade.
23:40Um, Amelia said it was 20.
23:43Well, maybe Amelia needs a lesson on supply and demand economics
23:47because there's a lot of horny Thrones fans in need of some privacy.
23:50Now, do you want it or not?
23:56Yeah.
23:59You know, I hope for your girlfriend's sake,
24:02you're a bit more assertive in the bedroom, eh?
24:04Uh-huh.
24:09Beautiful.
24:13It says, Dad, so I just...
24:15I just stop laughing.
24:16Stop?
24:17Yeah.
24:18No way.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:19No way.
24:25No way.
24:26I do it anymore.
24:27No way.
24:28No way.
24:29No way.
24:30No way.
24:32No way.
24:39Yeah, we're trying to, like, free as many of the poor creatures as possible.
24:42It's, like, really rewarding and hot.
24:45Eat horsey, not animals!
24:48Eat horsey, not animals!
24:51Eat horsey, not animals!
24:53Oh, I didn't, I freed her!
24:55Yeah, I didn't, I didn't!
25:00Chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk, it's okay, it's okay, come on.
25:04Chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk, chuk.
25:05We rescued that chicken.
25:06The Vet Science Club was looking after her while she was waiting to be re-homed.
25:11Oh, it's okay, I've got her.
25:12Wow, you're a natural.
25:14Have you ever considered joining Hacks?
25:16No.
25:17Oh, come on, come on, up here, come on.
25:19I'm just giving my truth.
25:21Oh, I was just loving my truth.
25:24Come on, I'm sorry, she's actually with us.
25:25Oh, you can take her?
25:26Um, yes, I'm sorry, thank you for your understanding.
25:31Okay.
25:35Don't you listen to serial killer podcasts for attending to the scene of the crime?
25:39It's how they always get caught.
25:44Okay, well, if the nose broke when the bus fell,
25:47then it probably, uh, bounced off, like, that part of the ride
25:51and the lantern may be, uh...
25:55Um, this is pointless.
25:57We're never going to find a tiny piece of rock.
25:59Whoa, hey, little lady.
26:01Oh, it was closed.
26:03Uh, yeah, the gate was open.
26:06I lost my bag yesterday.
26:08I think I might have left it somewhere around here.
26:11Well, you'll need to go speak to the owner about that.
26:13This area's a no-go zone while we're investigating.
26:16Investigating?
26:17What happened?
26:18That's what we're trying to ascertain.
26:20We're not all liberty to say.
26:21But, pfft, no-one died or anything, right?
26:25Actually, yeah, someone ended up in St. Vincent's.
26:28Oh, my God, who?
26:29Derek.
26:30What?
26:31We can't really talk about an ongoing investigation.
26:34Yeah, of course.
26:36Um...
26:36Derek shouldn't have disclosed that piece of information to you,
26:39and, frankly, it's beside the point.
26:41It's important for us to assess all allies that play thoroughly and objectively.
26:47I don't like to let you do it how we do it.
26:49No, of course.
26:50Yeah, no worries.
26:51Um, I'll leave you guys to it.
26:54Thanks.
27:04Fuck!
27:04Fuck!
27:05I got it!
27:06I got it!
27:07Oh, my God!
27:08You should have seen me!
27:09I was like, fucking Spider-Man, seriously.
27:11He was like, psst, psst, psst, psst.
27:13Um, um, um, um, um...
27:15Those work watch guys said that Clancy's in the hospital.
27:18Yeah, it's probably just spreading the wrist or something.
27:20Harps, we got the nose.
27:22No-one's dead.
27:23This is a win.
27:24You said Malachi's at St. Vincent's?
27:26Yeah, why?
27:29Shit!
27:32It's like the fairy queen.
27:34Oh, yeah.
27:35The bell has gone.
27:36Why are we standing around?
27:38I want one in there.
27:39More.
27:40I want one.
27:41Fairy...
27:41Hey, keep it down in there.
27:42What are you two doing, loitering around...
27:45Wait, let's keep it down.
27:50Go red, go red!
27:53Shh!
27:55Hi, my mum.
27:56Hi, Aunty.
27:58Hi.
27:58Why aren't you in class?
28:01Um, I got my period.
28:03Your period?
28:04Yeah.
28:04Right.
28:05Just, I thought you got that last week.
28:09Remember when you raided all my pads and used my $90 anti-aging serum to shave your legs
28:15while you were at it?
28:16Anyway, um, off to class you go.
28:18No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
28:19Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
28:20What are you doing?
28:22What's going on?
28:23Um, I'm really thirsty.
28:27Okay, well, get a drink on your way to class.
28:32What are you doing?
28:35I don't know.
28:35What am I doing?
28:37Tess?
28:38I'm really thirsty, actually.
28:40Don't you dare!
28:41Ow!
28:47My office!
28:49Now!
28:55Oh, shit.
28:56Let's go.
29:00Well, thank you all for participating with such openness, and, uh, I look forward to
29:05seeing many of you at auditions soon.
29:08Thanks, guys.
29:14Um, so you guys got fun.
29:17Thank you, Lane.
29:18Truly love you.
29:23Uh, Lane?
29:25Darren, what can I do for you?
29:27Um, I wanted to see if you had any notes about my monologue.
29:33I kind of got the feeling you weren't vibing my performance.
29:40You know, it's funny you use that word, performance, because, honestly, that's what I felt like I was
29:48watching, a performance, a persona.
29:52Something tells me it's one you might have been playing for quite some time.
29:57I think I was just trying to play to my strengths.
30:01Yeah.
30:01There's a difference between playing to your strengths and playing it safe.
30:05You know, chasing a laugh, it's easy.
30:07But it's also a type of armor, a way of protecting yourself.
30:11From what?
30:12You tell me.
30:16The stage is yours to really show the world who you are.
30:19What do you want them to see?
30:48You look ridiculous.
30:50Clancy got a good look at me too.
30:51I'm not taking any chances.
30:53I cannot believe you can pull this off.
30:58Malachi.
31:01You came to see me.
31:03Why didn't you pick up your phone?
31:05My nipples feel weird.
31:09Shit.
31:10He's high on painkillers.
31:12Okay, you need to come with us.
31:13Well, I'm just making a tea.
31:15Are you crazy?
31:16Get this off.
31:17Hey, that's my happy bracelet.
31:20Listen, okay, Clancy is in this hospital.
31:22He might recognize us, so we need to stay out of sight.
31:24Who's Clancy?
31:26Papa?
31:29Jackie.
31:31What are you doing here?
31:34Clancy had a bit of an accident last night.
31:37Oh, my God.
31:37Is he all right?
31:38What are you doing here?
31:40I'm, I'm, I'm, I just came to visit a friend.
31:45Carnival's going to be closed for a while, love.
31:47That reminds me, I've got to let the casuals know.
31:50Well, would you like me to do that?
31:52Would you?
31:53Yeah.
31:53That'd be a huge help.
31:55I've got their numbers in my phone.
31:57It's back in the room.
31:58Oh, oh, yeah, um, oh, why don't you guys go back to the room and, and I'll meet you there
32:03later?
32:04Do you want a tea first?
32:06We're just down this way, love.
32:09Papa wants one.
32:27I won't be sick, love.
32:50He's dying, he's dying.
32:53We need 50 cc's of medicine.
32:55Oh, my God.
32:56Clear.
32:57Oh, oh, we're losing him.
32:59Come on, you bastard.
33:01Don't you die on me.
33:03I thought your bones would be strung from all that Swiss cheese.
33:07Hey, at least you have a story to tell your mates when you get back.
33:11Pretty painful flight home, though.
33:13Oh, I'm sorry, home?
33:14Really?
33:15Well, yeah.
33:18No, I mean, I'm happier there than I ever was here, so.
33:23Okay, ouch.
33:24No, well, no one knew me there.
33:25I could just, I don't know, I could be whoever I wanted to be.
33:29Who was that?
33:32Come on, you don't ever think about what you left behind here?
33:38Well, I don't know.
33:40Not really.
33:41Right, this place is cursed.
33:43I've been here for five minutes and I'm in hospital.
33:45Yeah, but, I mean, it wasn't this place that made you come to the carnival or climb the ride.
33:49Yeah.
33:51But you know what I mean.
33:56It's being around you.
33:57It just sort of, it creates chaos for me.
34:00Really?
34:01Is that what you wrote in your mystery letter?
34:04How I'm responsible for everything wrong in your life.
34:07God.
34:08Don't, don't, don't do that.
34:10Don't just stretch up the paths.
34:11Like, I'm a different person now.
34:12Yeah, so you keep saying.
34:25Cool.
34:25Well, if I don't see you before you go, have a great life being your amazing new self.
34:45Clancy is in a fucking coma.
34:48Are you sure?
34:49Yes, I'm sure.
34:52Oh, shit, okay.
34:54You just go take care of the statue.
34:56I'm going to stay here for a little bit.
34:58I'll call you later.
34:58I'll call you later.
34:59Okay.
35:04Okay.
35:10Hi.
35:11Um, I've let everyone on the roster know.
35:14Is there anything else I can do?
35:16Oh, I mean, it's, um, actually, me and mum didn't have a chance to grab anything before
35:22we came.
35:23A few supplies would be good.
35:25Yeah.
35:25Just tell me what you need.
35:28I mean, um, how is he?
35:33Not good.
35:34Only got himself to blame, though.
35:38I don't know.
35:47Oh, my God.
36:09What are you in for?
36:12Stripping down to my undies and stealing a chicken.
36:17No way!
36:18Same!
36:24Care to elaborate?
36:27Oh no, my former friends ditched me because I have principles?
36:30No, not really.
36:33What are you in for?
36:35I sprayed lemonade at Bootsy.
36:37Oh, okay. Why?
36:40To prevent her from finding out I'm renting out the sensory room for students to have sex in.
36:46See, it's actually really problematic for you to be misusing a space specifically designed for neurodivergent people.
36:52Ugh!
36:54Okay.
36:55I see why your friends don't want you around.
37:05But also, screw friends!
37:09Better off without him. Trust me.
37:12Yeah, that sounds kind of tragic.
37:15Now, what's tragic is that I miss seeing you in your undies.
37:19I have a feeling I would have really liked it.
37:24All I know.
37:26All I know.
37:26I've got to be
37:28With you.
37:29No reason not to be
37:31Next to you.
37:33You're next to me.
37:35Only you.
37:37Yeah, only me.
37:39Time again.
37:40Here's the smell of blood.
37:41Still, all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand.
37:46The saint of Fife had a wife, blah, blah, blah, you get the picture.
37:49So?
37:50It was great.
37:51It was very daring.
37:52But that's the problem.
37:54She said I'm a caricature.
37:55I don't think that's what she said.
37:57She said I use armor.
37:59Whatever that means.
38:00I don't know.
38:02Can't you just like, you know, do it more proofful or something?
38:07Wow.
38:07Thanks, Donate Slasky.
38:08If I knew how to do that, I'd be doing it.
38:09But I don't because I'm shit.
38:12You could try a different monologue.
38:15There's no time.
38:18That's it.
38:19I'm not doing the audition.
38:20I clearly don't know what I'm doing and I'm not good enough.
38:24Aaron, come on.
38:25Yes, you are.
38:26It's fine.
38:28That dream is over.
38:34Now that was a little hammy.
38:41Hey.
38:44You okay?
38:45Sounded weird on the phone.
38:52Hey.
38:54What is it?
38:55What's going on?
38:58Hm?
39:03Noah, I need to tell you something.
39:07I messed up really, really bad.
39:13Shit.
39:17I know it.
39:19You knew what?
39:20You weren't replying to my messages last night.
39:24You were acting weird at the uni.
39:28I just...
39:31I had a feeling.
39:33That I stole your school statue and put someone in a coma with it?
39:40What?
39:41What are you talking about?
39:43What are you talking about?
39:43Scans show a ligament tear.
39:45Fortunately, it's minor.
39:47What?
39:48So no surgery then?
39:49A month in the sling should do the trick and give time for your ribs to fully recover.
39:54Yeah, great.
39:54Easy.
39:55Hold up, son.
39:56What about travel?
39:58Like a long-haul flight to Geneva?
40:00Well, there's a chance of DVT and it could be very painful.
40:04Yeah, but like I'm young and fit and stuff, so...
40:06It's just about gauging the risks you're willing to take.
40:10Well, I'm not willing to take any.
40:12We're staying put until you're better.
40:15Mum, I can handle it.
40:17It's...
40:17No, Kai.
40:18Decision made.
40:20Thanks, Doc.
40:26You'll be right.
40:27Yeah.
40:31So Malika was at the carnival.
40:33Why didn't you tell me he was back?
40:35Because I didn't know until he showed up at the carnival.
40:37You know we didn't keep in touch.
40:40Noah.
40:42There is nothing going on between me and Malika anymore.
40:47Okay.
40:49Yeah, I believe you.
40:50Okay.
40:53And what about the other thing?
40:55Do you think I should just go to the cops about the prank?
41:00It's up to you.
41:01It just might complicate things.
41:04You know, I hope the guy's okay and everything, but...
41:07Why risk your future over something that wasn't your fault?
41:10Yeah?
41:12Thank you for being so amazing.
41:18Love you.
41:24No.
41:25No.
41:26Spit.
41:38All right.
41:40The same for that.
41:42Nice job.
42:07So long, you old bastard.
42:24But why would Clancy turn on a ride in the middle of the night?
42:27The amount of times he's gotten wasted on stupid shots.
42:29Oh, you're one to talk outrage until after one, three hours I was trying to get a hold of you
42:33last night.
42:36Listen, I know what I saw.
42:38That ride was already on when I saw him running short.
42:40What? What? What are you saying, Mum?
42:42Someone else turned on the ride.
42:52The bus is officially back where it belongs and we are free and in the clear, baby.
43:03Clancy didn't turn on the ride.
43:07What? No, that's not possible, Harps. He had to have done it.
43:12And it was one of us.
43:15One of us put him in the hospital.
43:18One of us put him in the hospital.
43:22Thanks.
43:26Bye.
43:26Bye.
43:33Bye.
43:34Bye.
43:36Bye.
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