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00:05There's no loo roll. There's no loo roll. Didn't you order any? Lisa! There's no bloody
00:19loo roll. Lisa! I thought we had some in the cupboards. Jesus Christ. I got tea all over
00:45me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got burning hot tea all over my hand. Come on, move. Get back
00:51to your car. He pulled out. You can't move, Nick. Come on. Let's go. Let's get in the car.
01:07Should be on the cup seat while driving. You pulled out. Oh my god. Are you actually
01:11kidding me? Wait, guys! They say it'll dry it enough, so... Well, everything crossed.
01:17Yes. It's been such a long time since we had some sun. It's been unbearable. Sorry going
01:25on about the weather. I've been in this country too long.
01:34Where are you? See if you can work it out. What are you doing? I'm flying a kite. Get out
01:53of bed,
01:54come on. Dinner's ready. I'm alright. You can't just lie in bed. Is that what I'm doing? Sorry,
02:04I'm such a lazybones. Fucking come on. What the fuck are you doing? Just come and have your dinner.
02:09It'll burn my mouth. Well, you can fucking blow on it then, couldn't you? I spent all that time
02:15cooking, and now you're just... Don't try to pretend you've been slaving away
02:18in the kitchen. What? Just come and have your dinner. Oh my god, what's wrong with you?
02:21What's wrong with you? What the fuck's going on?
02:36My dreams are up in arms because they say they can't compete.
02:42Steven. Steven. Steven.
02:59Oh!
03:01Now each word bursts like a volcano
03:07Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:15I grabbed a keyboard and a microphone
03:19Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go
03:28I know, I just can't believe
03:32I found someone the same as me
03:36I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry
03:39I'm so sorry
03:41I'm so sorry
04:15This is great
04:20I'll send someone down for you
04:23Fantastic, thank you
04:43Great set up you got here
04:45What a view
04:48Wow
04:49Amazing
04:51No, it's great to see you at last
04:55Thanks for inviting me
04:57I told work I had a family emergency
04:59They were like go-go
05:00So here
05:02Yeah, they were like
05:04Go-go family over everything
05:06So yeah, they'll believe anything
05:16I'm pregnant
05:18I'm pregnant
05:18You're the father and I'm leaving you
05:24Sorry?
05:25I'm pregnant
05:27You're the father and I'm leaving you
05:29I thought I should tell you to you first
05:34What are you doing?
05:35I'm pregnant, you're the father
05:37Alright, don't show it again
05:41I appreciate the time that you've taken to come here this afternoon
05:43Can you stop talking like a robot?
05:46You're like
05:47I appreciate this, I appreciate that
05:50It's hilarious
05:54You were on the pill
05:56Were you on the pill or weren't you on the pill?
06:00You fucking what?
06:01You just assumed I was on the fucking pill, Dave
06:03Oh, so you're a liar now as well
06:06Okay, right
06:06That's interesting
06:09Yeah
06:10Wow, okay
06:11No, that's very interesting
06:12Because I trusted you
06:14But no, you have to break my trust
06:16Wow, okay
06:17Probably never trust anyone ever again
06:19I'm actually, I'm seeing a whole other side to you
06:22Actually
06:22So thank God I'm getting out while I still can
06:27Just, just
06:28Have a think
06:29For a moment
06:32Oh yeah
06:37What kind of person
06:39Is told that they're going to be a father
06:41And responds like this?
06:49Yeah
06:51Well done
06:51Very clever
07:08You'll need me in Singapore
07:10This is weird, Dave
07:11I know how hard it can be for a woman
07:13Especially a beautiful woman
07:14To have a struggle in that environment
07:16Or like any environment
07:17Because of the patriarchy
07:19And everyday sexism
07:21And that thing that you said men do
07:22When their eyes keep glancing at your tits
07:23Are you not coming to Singapore?
07:26Okay
07:27Um, look
07:28Pregnancy's actually a really
07:29Hard time for women
07:31We're splitting up
07:31Mentally, so let's sleep on it
07:32We're splitting up, Dave
07:34I've told everyone I'm moving to fucking Singapore
07:39They're really excited for me
07:42But no
07:43You want to let all those people down
07:45Wow, okay
07:46That's interesting
07:46Yeah, no, that's very interesting
07:48Says a lot
07:52You are destroying your son
07:55Here we go
07:56You're trivial
07:57You're selfish
07:58And your atheism is cheap, lazy and pretentious
08:01Oh, go and cry to Jesus
08:03You fucking moron
08:07Go to church with your ugly fucking family
08:10Go on
08:10Okay
08:11Your mum is a fat bitch
08:14You will never find a man who loves you like I do
08:23The front door
08:25Us
08:35The front door
08:43There's no traps
08:45Yes, no
08:48There's no traps
08:48your words why you're here?
08:52Look, we've had three miscarriages all in the past 14 months and with different variations of horror.
09:05And I think we just...
09:10I don't know, why are we here?
09:14Yeah, no, I think it's just the same really.
09:24Lisa's been finding it really hard, so it's important, I think, for us to come here and try and sort
09:36some of this out for her.
09:38Yeah, move on.
09:41And what do you hope to get out of it?
09:47I just want to help her, really. I'll do anything.
09:51And I said that, haven't I? All done.
09:54But what do you hope to get out of it for yourself?
10:00I just like her to feel like she's able to move forward from it all.
10:09And then we can start trying again.
10:15What about for you?
10:19I just told you what for me.
10:23I told you what I want for me. I told you like three times.
10:27I can tell you again if you want me to tell you again.
10:42Shall we stay in and watch a film on Saturday?
10:45How long have I done that in ages?
10:48Past it.
10:57Is this Danish film?
11:00Yeah.
11:00Yeah.
11:00Bear with me.
11:02Sounds great.
11:04It's about this couple whose house grounds down.
11:08Really selling it to me.
11:11Yeah, but I've read it's really good and...
11:29Danish film about what? A couple of his husband's down.
11:58Okay, so one, it's Danish. It gets good reviews.
12:02Those fuckers will have anything if it's for it.
12:04Me wiping my arse will get a good review for Danish.
12:07And two, their house burns down.
12:10I think that's real Saturday night film, isn't it?
12:13I just thought it might be interesting.
12:15Oh, did you?
12:16A little film about house burning down might be interesting.
12:19Okay.
12:19That's real Saturday night. That's real Tess Daly shit.
12:23We don't get Tess Daly sitting there on a Saturday night fucking...
12:27What's the husband called?
12:30What's the husband called?
12:32Lisa?
12:33What's the husband called?
12:34I think there's a husband!
12:36Oh...
12:40Let's see.
12:45Yeah, there we go.
13:23Hi!
13:23Hi!
13:25Hello!
13:26Oh, you're looking great!
13:27Oh, thank you!
13:28You guys always look amazing!
13:30Oh!
13:31You get younger every year!
13:33Oh, I don't know about that!
13:34I do!
13:34What?
13:35Garage door?
13:36Yes!
13:37No, I was looking at it from the outside!
13:38We've had it repurposed.
13:40Oh, wow!
13:41Have a look, if you like.
13:43We finally got fed up of sharing an office.
13:49It's just been under Harry's bed.
13:51No!
13:52Yeah, it's our...
13:54I remember, it's our university stuff, isn't it?
13:56Yeah.
13:57There's a few bits of Harry's in there.
13:59Some CDs, a pair of gloves.
14:02We're happy to keep it, it doesn't take up any room.
14:04I think the lamp was your mum's.
14:23I'll, erm...
14:24I'll take it.
14:25Yeah.
14:27Thanks.
14:29Mum won't want the lamp.
14:30No worries.
14:32No, you've got so much more room in here now.
14:35Now I'm rid of him.
14:36It is a much better use of the space.
14:39It's been quite dramatic, actually.
14:41And from the garage, I have a lovely view of the garden.
14:43You love the seasons.
14:44Yes, the turning of the seasons.
14:46And you keep the car on there?
14:47Just on the driveway, yeah.
14:48It's fine, most of the year.
14:49And then in the winter, we've got a windscreen cover.
14:52Oh, great.
14:53No, I've heard good things.
14:54Oh, we swear by them.
15:03Well, thanks for popping over.
15:05Oh no, it's been great to see you.
15:09Lovely to see what you've done at the house.
15:10It's been a game changer.
15:16Electric.
15:18Yes.
15:19Yeah, we're thinking of making the switch.
15:20I think once the infrastructure's in place,
15:23a lot more people will.
15:36I'm pregnant.
15:42I didn't want to say it in front of Janice.
15:49Congratulations.
15:50I still love Harry, I promise you.
15:55It was just a sort of, erm...
15:59Like a drawn-out fling.
16:01I miss Harry, like I...
16:03It's okay.
16:05No, I promise you, I miss him.
16:06I miss him so much.
16:09I dream about him.
16:13And then I wake up and...
16:17And I'm alone.
16:21I'm so lonely, Richard.
16:23I miss him so much.
16:24I promise you.
16:29I miss him every second of every day.
16:32I promise you.
16:35I promise you.
16:36I promise you.
17:02I'm so lonely.
17:05I'm so lonely.
17:08Oh.
17:37I don't know.
17:54Here he is, eh?
17:56Are you alright then?
17:57I'm alright.
17:58Of course I'm alright, eh?
18:01Getting a few beers inside you, it'll be more than alright.
18:04Get out of here.
18:04Get out of here, boys.
18:11I'm gonna do with a drink after the day I've had.
18:16It's a paddle.
18:17I haven't had a client meeting about a flat roof replacement.
18:22Looked like quite a simple one.
18:24It would have fit in a nice little gap between a couple of much bigger jobs we've got lined up.
18:32So, he knows he's gonna be late.
18:35What do you do?
18:36You call ahead.
18:39This is Babel.
18:42He turns up, 40 minutes late.
18:46And the client's furious.
18:48Obviously.
18:52Right, I'll see you up there.
18:54Yeah.
19:15Here we go.
19:16Oh, nice up there, eh?
19:19Look at that.
19:21How's your week been?
19:23Let me sit down first.
19:25What do you want to sit down for?
19:26Oh, it's my bones.
19:27I'm getting old.
19:28You're old, what am I?
19:29Ancient.
19:31Oh, look.
19:32He's thirsty tonight.
19:34Last spin.
19:35We've been carrying you home.
19:37That one sip.
19:38That's enough for you.
19:39That's enough for you, more like.
19:43Oh, darn.
19:44I'm not taking this.
19:45Hold on.
19:47Babel, mate.
19:48Are you?
19:48Yeah.
20:07Hey.
20:08Hi.
20:08Had aćā¦
20:10Did you?
20:14Oh, no.
20:15I thought he was very sick.
20:16I was so-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
20:16-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
20:16-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a
20:17-a-a-a-a-a-a.
20:27Sorry.
20:28Sorry.
20:33Wrong glass.
20:34Yeah, I noticed that.
20:36I asked for the branded ones, but...
20:37It affects flavour.
20:38Thank you, yes.
20:39It's actually completely different.
20:40What a make for a reason, doesn't it?
20:44Mmm.
20:46Mmm.
20:47Mmm.
20:55Mmm.
21:02That's Lisa.
21:05Let me have a drink first.
21:07Good.
21:08I started to worry about you.
21:09Mmm.
21:13Lisa's good, yeah.
21:15Yeah.
21:17Pregnant?
21:21Nope.
21:25It's all good.
21:27Her parents are over.
21:28Mmm.
21:29Great.
21:30Yeah, a bit of company, eh?
21:31Mmm, yeah.
21:32They'll have a nice chat.
21:33Slagging you off.
21:34He is, Bernie.
21:37Yeah.
21:39No, they're going for a curry, so...
21:42Nice, yeah.
21:42Bit of food, bit of company.
21:44Mmm.
21:45Time will do the rest, eh?
21:46Oh, totally, yeah.
21:49Yeah.
21:59And how are you?
22:02I'm great.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Great.
22:06Yeah.
22:07All good.
22:08Fantastic.
22:09Yeah.
22:09Great.
22:14Yeah, no, it's, it's all, like...
22:19Yeah.
22:20Yeah.
22:23But...
22:23It's all good.
22:25Eh?
22:25Yeah.
22:31Obviously, some days can be a bit like...
22:39Give me a bit of air, give me a bit of air.
22:46But, uh...
22:47Chin up, eyes forward, eh?
22:50Yeah.
22:52Keep calm, carry on.
22:55I love those posters.
22:58Yes, yeah.
22:59Keep calm, carry on.
23:00Yeah.
23:02Yeah.
23:06You can get it in, like, a cup.
23:08Yeah.
23:09Cups, T-shirts, posters.
23:11Amazing.
23:13Eh?
23:15Mm.
23:17Cheers.
23:18Oh.
23:18Cheers.
23:19Sorry we haven't cheersed yet.
23:20Oh, yeah.
23:21Sorry.
23:22No, no.
23:23My bad.
23:23Should have fallen before, eh?
23:25Standards are slipping, my son, eh?
23:26Standards are slipping.
23:29Ooh.
23:31Ooh.
23:31We'll get a few of these downers, eh?
23:33Oh, that'll be rude not to.
23:34Ha-ha-ha.
23:57and they'd sort of like rent pa services from us but i don't worry it's fantastic i've said it
24:03before it's a fantastic idea thanks but i don't worry all your ideas are fantastic no no i sit there
24:11all day and i think i wonder what my lovely lease is doing now what exciting things are happening
24:17you succeed in everything love we're very proud your work your lovely marriage everything's going
24:22so well for you is everything up in the food it's delicious it's absolutely perfect no it's
24:29incredible no thank you it really is i've never eaten such a fantastic meal in all my life
24:40honestly dad i've rinsed her not just for her money either
24:48can you hear me
24:51i was just saying i got it every day
24:57yeah i can hear yeah can you hear me dad
25:12yeah so uh thanks for meeting up
25:16i uh i just thought it'd be good to to go through this again um
25:23not sure i handled it very well the first time
25:27um i think i'm quite instinctive as a person and oh sorry carry on
25:35um thank you i think i'm quite instinctive um as a person i act on my instincts um which is
25:45a good
25:45thing uh and i was kind of um ambushed with like three pieces of bad news so you you can't
25:54judge a
25:54person for how they respond in in moments of high tension i mean you just can't it's like a scientific
26:00fact i've done experiments and uh i suppose like to be honest you have kept this from me
26:08you know not just me being banned from singapore um which i guess you've been plotting for a while
26:15but the uh the pregnancy thing you could have told me at any point and you have kept that from
26:22me too
26:24and i mean that's you haven't really covered yourself in in glory to be honest sorry is this
26:30an apology
26:33uh what do you mean what he's got the shape of an apology and the tone of an apology but
26:38the content
26:39of an attack
26:44you're the one who's splitting us up
26:49yeah you're the one who made me go all the way to your office which by the way was
26:54fucking mental this isn't a constructive response amanda
27:02well this is interesting
27:11you do know that my mum's dead don't you wow okay so you're actually doing this to someone whose
27:16mum's dead
27:20fucking hell come on i'm joking i'm joking you take everything so seriously lighten up
27:25i've got something really important i need to tell you
27:55i was meant to be here literally
27:57one hour five minutes ago they've stood you up yeah thanks kelly
28:01i mean who does that who leaves their mate waiting for an hour guess they just know how boring you
28:07are
28:09can you believe this kelly she's calling me boring
28:13and i thought me and you were getting on
28:33you
28:44you
28:45you
28:50you
30:23Oh, shut the fuck up.
30:25Don't speak to me like that, you prick.
30:27It's Saturday night.
30:29Yeah, not having this conversation on a Saturday night.
30:44Seriously?
30:46What, it's Saturday night and you want me to watch a bunch of Danish people crying because
30:49her ass burnt down.
30:58Do you want to watch her come now?
31:06You said he was all good.
31:07You said he was all good.
31:09You said he was all good.
31:12What do you want me to do?
31:13Tell him he's not all good?
31:15Oh yeah, I'll do that, shall I?
31:16Hey Stephen, son, your mum wants you to know you're not all good.
31:20You said he was all good.
31:21You said he was all good.
31:22You didn't dish us up.
31:37You said he was all good.
31:40You said he was all good.
31:53He said he was all good.
31:57Are you stupid or are you just pretending to be stupid?
32:02Wow. That's rude.
32:04Of course he said he was fine. He just tells you what you want to hear.
32:09Don't shake your head at me.
32:12Can I eat my dinner?
32:13Is that a crime too, that's one of you to eat my dinner?
32:17Can I breathe? Is it OK if I breathe?
32:19Oh, my God, you're such a dick.
32:20You are being very rude.
32:22Sitting there shaking your head at me.
32:24I'm actually very disappointed that you're choosing a Saturday night
32:28to have this conversation.
32:34You having some more?
32:36You both know you're having it for breakfast.
32:38So what's the point every Saturday where you tell me to have some more
32:43when we both know you ordered it extra so you could have it for breakfast?
32:46Which actually, by the way, the smell of it in the morning makes me want to puke.
32:51This is what happens when I'm polite.
32:52Sitting there eating Chinese for breakfast.
32:54Great. Fine.
32:56I won't bother in future.
33:05I know what you're trying to turn this into.
33:07Am I going there?
33:08Yeah, of course you're not.
33:09Leave us again.
33:10Oh, are we not?
33:11No.
33:11Tell me you don't think about her.
33:15We're not doing this.
33:16Oh, you're fucking bollocks, Kevin.
33:18Tell me you don't think about her.
33:20You spend your whole life trying not to think about her,
33:22which is the same thing as thinking about her.
33:25That's why you can't look Lisa in the eye.
33:28That's why you were weird with her dad at the wedding.
33:30And you were weird at Erin's wedding.
33:31In fact, you're always a fucking dick at weddings.
33:34Because every time you look at the bride,
33:36you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking.
33:38You're thinking,
33:40that's what our daughter would have looked like
33:41on her wedding day.
33:45Just fucking admit it, you prick.
33:52Just fucking say something.
33:55I am not having this conversation.
33:57Great.
33:58Fuck yourself.
34:03Where are you going?
34:05Up your ass.
34:07I'm not letting you leave.
34:08What are you doing?
34:10I am not having Stephen take us back there.
34:13It's not happening.
34:14It's not happening.
34:15So sit down and eat your fucking dinner.
34:18Do you even remember how mad you were?
34:21With your fucking happy pills.
34:23And your parents being fucking idiots.
34:26And your trips to the grave.
34:27And me worried every time you leave the house
34:30in case you lose your fucking nut again.
34:36You were bonkers, Fatty.
34:38You were a fucking loon.
34:43I'll see you later.
34:45Can't drive.
34:46Hey, you've been drinking.
34:47Fuck yourself.
34:49I'm sorry, Fatty.
34:50You can't drive.
34:51You've been drinking.
34:53You've been through what your son's going through
34:55and you can't even talk to him about it.
34:57You can't drive.
34:58What is it you're avoiding?
34:59What is it you're scared you'll see if he looks into your eyes?
35:02You can't drive.
35:03You've been drinking.
35:06You can't drive, Fatty.
35:07You've been drinking.
35:09Fuck yourself.
35:14You're all right?
35:32You alright?
35:37You wanna love one?
35:39Yeah.
36:00You're out of taxidermy or not? He's the scent of you.
36:10I'll see.
36:12Don't worry.
36:55So what do you think of her?
36:59What do you mean?
37:02What do you think I mean?
37:08Yeah?
37:13I thought it was right up and down earth.
37:15You're so slow.
37:19They're full of it on here.
37:22No.
37:23You reckon it's lyrical?
37:25Of course they do.
37:28Elegyic.
37:29Yeah.
37:31So you're scared to admit they're bald.
37:37Don't love anything with subtitles.
37:45You died again?
37:46I believe that.
37:55I know he's gonna love this.
37:58I know he's gonna be able to tell him.
38:04I know he's gonna be able to tell him.
38:12He's gonna be able to tell him or not.
38:19So what else do you think about the film?
38:27What did you think about
38:29what it showed about like a couple going through like
38:34change or loss or
38:41you didn't like how it showed it or
38:46it was all so happy itself. Yeah it was.
38:51Yeah so slow. Yeah. Right up its own arse.
38:56And the bloke was annoying.
39:30You found the bloke annoying?
39:36Yeah. It's so annoying.
39:42In what way?
39:46You found him annoying didn't you?
39:49Of course he was annoying.
39:50The whole film was annoying.
39:56But what did you find annoying about him?
40:02What was it about him specifically you found annoying?
40:12Do you wanna stop texting?
40:14Yeah, yeah. It was just my dad talking.
40:30He was asking if I'm all good.
40:49Look, in that situation
40:52the house burnt down
40:55she's lost like all the stupid art stuff.
40:58The husband's job
40:59is to be there for her.
41:00Look after her.
41:02And he said he's going around making it all about him.
41:05He lost a load of stuff too.
41:07No, but compared to like
41:22So, he's crying
41:24having a breakdown or whatever
41:25but what does that achieve?
41:31He's allowed to cry.
41:33No, no he's allowed to cry.
41:34Of course he's allowed.
41:35Can you just listen to what I'm saying?
41:37Yeah, I'm listening.
41:42Okay.
41:45When stuff happens to us
41:47for example
41:48it's not for me it's like
41:50wallow
41:50is it?
41:52It's not me that lost the baby
41:53it's you that happened to you.
41:55It's you that had to
41:56have to
41:58whatever
42:00I've got to keep like
42:02positive
42:02head up, eyes open, move forward
42:04keep calm, carry on
42:06I'm just like
42:07keeping
42:08keeping on with my life
42:11It's you that had to actually
42:13deal with
42:14with the
42:15like
42:16the
42:18physicality
42:23But it did happen to you
42:26That wasn't my buddy
42:28Was it?
42:30It wasn't my buddy that had to go through all that
42:32Because they were your babies
42:37They were your babies
42:38Look, this is what I'm saying
42:39They were your babies
42:43You're not listening to me
42:44They were your babies
42:45Can you just let me speak?
42:47Is that okay?
42:47Don't get annoyed at me
42:49Don't get annoyed at me
42:49I'm not getting annoyed at you
42:51Okay
42:51I'm not getting annoyed
42:57I only had to deal with like
43:02the disappointment
43:03if you want to call it that
43:04and like
43:05the
43:07crisis
43:07in the moment
43:08which is fine
43:08I was fine with that
43:10And there is
43:11a level of
43:12like
43:13readjustment
43:14I guess
43:14They were your babies
43:20But what I'm trying to say is
43:21I didn't have to
43:22They were your babies
43:25Can you stop saying that?
43:26They were your babies though
43:28Why are you being so annoying?
43:31Jesus
43:33They were your babies
43:37They were your babies
43:38We made three babies together
43:39And they all died
43:43It's okay to wallow
43:46It's okay if
43:47you don't know what to do
43:48It's okay to be broken
43:51Your babies died
44:02You wait
44:03Oh
44:03Oh
44:04Oh
44:04Oh
44:35I'm good. Sorry.
44:37No, don't be sorry.
44:40Fucking hell, no. Sorry.
44:43It's okay if you need to...
44:45I'm good, honestly.
44:47Honestly, my point is, okay, can you not interrupt me, please?
44:53Because it's, like, really annoying.
44:56I'm trying to, like, say something and you're just like...
45:05They're all, like, serious and sad and crying and stuff.
45:10And, oh, boo, here we go, see a therapist.
45:13Spending 100 quid an hour, whatever it is,
45:15these fucking people pay,
45:16but what they're actually missing is he's a mug.
45:22A mug?
45:23Yeah, he's a mug.
45:24Okay.
45:26He's all like, oh, yeah, great.
45:28We're married. It's all going to be fine.
45:30Let's just cross our fingers and hope for the best
45:32and be, like, happy and smiley
45:33and we're all going to live happily ever after.
45:36But he hasn't got a clue.
45:37He hasn't got a fucking clue.
45:39That's what they never show.
45:41They have to make him all serious and important
45:45but the guy is just a mug.
45:46He's a child.
45:47He's pathetic.
45:50He's embarrassing.
45:53He's embarrassing.
46:15You better get used to an early start
46:17when you have the baby.
46:21Yeah, I'm off a little early for work.
46:24Yeah, but how early?
46:26Four or five?
46:27Yeah, but I bet that's on a full night's sleep, is it?
46:30Not always.
46:31Okay.
46:35A TENS machine?
46:36Yeah.
46:37I'm not sure what good a TENS machine will be
46:39when you've got a baby clambering out of your vagina.
46:42Don't worry about the epidural.
46:44She's got a TENS machine.
46:47Amanda's got a TENS machine, Mum, for the birth.
46:49TENS machine?
46:51Okay.
46:52I'm just imagining his wife's.
46:55Don't worry about the epidural.
46:57She's got a TENS machine.
46:59Yeah.
46:59It might need more than a TENS machine, Mum.
47:02Well, that's what I've been telling her.
47:04I think it's just the way you went about it.
47:10Making me go all the way to your office.
47:14And I know, I could have done a lot of things differently, but
47:19you know when you cook back a burger from frozen
47:21and the outside's all warm and cooked
47:24and the middle gets still solid ice?
47:28That's you.
47:38Where the hell have you been?
47:40Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:42Did you stop at Chicken Cottage?
47:43No, I've been tracking you.
47:46I saw you, Gavin.
47:47You stopped at Chicken Cottage.
47:50Don't lie to me.
47:52I saw you accept my journey
47:54and then for 13 minutes your car paused outside Chicken Cottage.
47:59I can smell the bloody chicken.
48:32I can smell the chicken.
49:00So, let's get started.
49:04Found this.
49:11Yeah, there's some real classics in there.
49:16I used to sing them with my nan.
49:21We could sing some if you get a minute.
49:38I'm gonnaisto.
49:41I'm gonna let you change the glue.
49:42Yeah, just kidding.
49:49Hello, my鳄.
49:54Bailey, I'm so glad you're wearing it!
49:56I'm so glad you're my daughter.
49:59I'm so glad you all got these brilliant little glasses.
50:03I'm so glad you were here.
50:10Hey, how's work?
50:13It was a long one, wasn't it?
50:16Why are you so late?
50:28Hey!
50:30Hey!
50:45Oh, did you just pick a ketchup boy?
50:47Yeah, sorry.
50:49No, sorry.
50:51Oh, I thought you'd finished it.
50:53No, I haven't used it yet.
50:55Oh, sorry.
50:56No, sorry it's me. I'm all over the place.
51:01Okay.
51:11Stay here?
51:12What the fuck?
51:13Oh my god.
51:14What?
51:15What?
51:15You said you were hungry?
51:25You were just dating so I was so awful.
51:35Okay, there's no way to say this without saying this.
51:40No one.
51:45Did I tell you what happened last night when I was leaving?
51:49What are you talking to me?
51:55So it's like quarter to five and she calls me in.
51:59Oh, you took five?
52:00Yeah.
52:01I'm basically packing up my bag at quarter to five.
52:06Mentally, I'm already in the car.
52:09She calls me in and says we need to have another chat about putting together a new HR policy.
52:16That is so boring.
52:20Right, that literally couldn't be any more boring.
52:24There's only six of us in the office.
52:25You did HR policy, I said it.
52:27Eleven months ago.
52:29There's only six of us work there.
52:31Why do we need a HR policy?
52:33What's that?
52:35Eleven months ago.
52:38Show me my emails.
52:40There's only six of us work there.
52:43You didn't HR policy last year, didn't you?
52:49You know what?
52:52You didn't HR policy last year.
53:03You didn't HR policy last year.
53:06Left unfinished?
53:10Left unfinished?
53:13When you moved to kiss me?
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