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00:03Les, you're stuck in a bad dream.
00:06We both are.
00:08Les, wake up.
00:13Lindy, you're you.
00:16I'm me.
00:17Is it over?
00:18It is for me.
00:19What happened?
00:20I lost my Pulitzer.
00:22I was outed as a plagiarist by our daughter.
00:25She's so clever and bright.
00:29It loathes me, but not you.
00:31I'm sorry.
00:32I would be devastated if she loathed me.
00:35It's all right, really.
00:36I am a fraud.
00:37One book.
00:39I'm relieved.
00:40That was your prize.
00:42Now that I've solved the formula, I'm going to get mine.
00:44Oh, you're confused.
00:46You didn't solve anything.
00:47You're never going to get your prize.
00:49You're a fraud, too.
00:51I need you to respect me, Lindy.
00:52I can't be alone.
00:54You are alone.
00:55But you're here.
00:57Am I?
00:58Wake up!
01:05Lindy?
01:08I'm still here, Les.
01:11No, you're not.
01:13I'm dreaming.
01:15No.
01:17This is real.
01:19I'm right here.
01:24Babe!
01:48Gylds won't let you sleep.
01:50You're the one who should be fairly guilty.
01:52Me.
01:53Yes!
01:54Wait, shit.
01:56Dolores!
01:57I can't tell this, I can't.
02:00We found you.
02:03You see us.
02:05Ha ha ha!
02:10Shit.
02:14Dr. Carmichael's back!
02:15Oh fuck that bitch!
02:16Fuck you!
02:17Last time, he says red light reactor.
02:19You're in my head!
02:19You're in my head, you're in my head, you're in my head, you're in my head, you're in
02:21Oh no!
02:22Dr. Carmichael says we can't be afraid to expose our naked selves even if it makes us feel
02:27vulnerable and scared.
02:38We're going god mode.
02:42Connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect.
02:45If you have no power, if you have no power!
02:47Don't you dare touch that circuit breaker unless I will crush you.
02:52I touch what I want to touch!
02:54I exist without restraint!
02:55You live in darkness.
02:57Full fucking throttle.
03:00You will tremble to think of all the things I can do while you sleep.
03:05Sun's out!
03:06Bun's out!
03:07Oh.
03:12Fuck this!
03:13I'm checking into the courtyard Marriott!
03:15If you don't come home, I will report myself a missing person.
03:18You wouldn't?
03:19I would.
03:20I will gone girl myself.
03:22How are you going to explain your actions to the police?
03:24You monster!
03:25I'm your monster Dr. Franken-fuck!
03:33Oh!
03:34My bad!
03:41Enough to wipe your ass for 192 days.
03:44Trust me.
03:47You're my prisoner now.
03:55Hello!
03:57Hello.
03:57Hi Martin, hi.
03:58Yes.
03:59Are you sleeping?
04:00Your eyes are open.
04:01No, I was resting.
04:02It's been a long, um, long life.
04:04Are you able to receive information?
04:06Because we've got a problem.
04:07What is a problem?
04:08The problem is that Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
04:13He was so impressed with your little party tricks.
04:15So is Dr. Schuhausen.
04:16I can get the Nobel Prize in Sweden.
04:19The King.
04:20Listen, buddy.
04:22Unless you can figure out the formula.
04:24There is no Nobel.
04:25No!
04:26There is no lab.
04:27There is no you.
04:28There is no me.
04:29There is fraud.
04:31There is a lawsuit.
04:33There is maximum security prison.
04:37Hilton.
04:37And Hilton's smug face.
04:39I can sleep in prison.
04:40Why are you like this?
04:41Lindy.
04:42Is this about the scandal?
04:44Because I have a lot of conflicting Lindy information.
04:46She is conflicted.
04:48She is.
04:48Yeah, I need him.
04:49I need him now.
04:50Take 20.
04:50Take 30.
04:51I'll make it fast.
04:52Because if you can't figure this out, we are dead.
04:56Dead.
04:57In the holy water.
05:07You've elected to try something new.
05:09You've decided to take control of your anger and rage.
05:13Surprise yourself and those around you by finding an alternative to lashing out and emotionally
05:18bathing your loved ones.
05:19By channeling inner peace and reconnecting with your better self.
05:24You're in there somewhere.
05:28Oh!
05:28Yeah!
05:28Oh!
05:29Yes!
05:29Hello!
05:30Hi!
05:30Hi!
05:30I thought you hated me.
05:31I do.
05:32Turn on the Today Show.
05:33Oh, fuck.
05:34Why?
05:34What's this fucking nightmare?
05:35It's gonna put both of us on the fucking ground.
05:37But what the fuck now?
05:38Jackie.
05:39No.
05:39Jenna.
05:40No!
05:40I have to go.
05:41No, no, no!
05:43Any idea what she's gonna say?
05:44Nope.
05:45Her mouth.
05:55I know you hate me.
05:57But I hate me more.
05:58Get up.
05:59Let me die.
05:59I totally want to, but...
06:01The Today Show.
06:02What the fuck now?
06:03Jackie.
06:05Yeah?
06:06Jenna.
06:09Oh, fuck yeah!
06:11Jackie, welcome.
06:12What a whirlwind.
06:13Jenna, what an honor to be here.
06:15I mean, I'm such a fan.
06:17I love how you love books as much as I do.
06:20Jenna, let me begin by saying, Professor Littlejohn is my hero.
06:23My rainbow star silhouette changed my life.
06:25It's as if she saw into my soul.
06:29Well, now there are questions about the authenticity of that novel, too.
06:31Okay, which is some bullshit!
06:33And I cannot believe that any of this is happening.
06:34Please, Jackie, help me, help me, Jackie.
06:35Professor Littlejohn is the reason I wanted to become a writer.
06:37She's a paragon of inspiration to think that Professor Littlejohn would be capable of...
06:42Polarism is...
06:45...is heartbreaking.
06:46I mean...
06:47Being in this position is my worst nightmare realized.
06:51Jesus.
06:51She's dead.
06:53Untitled On Purpose is a captivating and entertaining read.
06:55The question everyone is asking is, who wrote it?
06:58Professor Littlejohn, if you're watching, and I sure hope you are, I have no choice but to tell the truth.
07:05Huh?
07:08Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled On Purpose.
07:11Why?
07:12What?
07:12Yes!
07:13God!
07:13Thank you!
07:14I'm merely a humble graduate student toning...
07:17Oh, God.
07:19Your publisher better have deep fucking pockets.
07:21Well played, Hal.
07:23Well fucking played.
07:24A nice touch singing to Montana, too.
07:26Keeps her folksy.
07:26I am no Professor Littlejohn.
07:28Teach me everything you know.
07:30She's lying!
07:32You don't know me, Jackie Baldwin!
07:36I am not lying!
07:38She is lying about the lying!
07:40Your mom's fans are fucking toxic.
07:42Yeah, everybody hates me!
07:44The chicklet hash takers are strapping on their heels for battle.
07:46But they loved me yesterday.
07:55Richard, do I have thoughts today?
07:57Um...
07:57Richard's not here.
07:58Oh, yes.
07:59You're right.
08:00He's dead.
08:01No, I think he's just in Collinsville.
08:03Is that Shakespearean, for heaven?
08:05It's a suburb.
08:06Oh, lovely.
08:09Bob, explain what I should implement.
08:14Um...
08:14You're not Bob.
08:16I'm Bob.
08:16There's something different about you.
08:18I'm Bob the New Explainer.
08:20Chill it.
08:20What's happening?
08:21Where's Bob Bob?
08:22Bob is not here.
08:23No explanation.
08:24What's going on?
08:25Um, he seems off.
08:27Less.
08:28Com.
08:34There's a new Bob!
08:35That's right.
08:35The other Bob spoke to a journalist.
08:37You did not do that.
08:37You know the protocol.
08:38Let's reset.
08:39Tell me what you see.
08:42Better yet, tell me what you don't see.
08:49Follow the curve.
08:52Follow the curve.
08:54Continue the curve.
09:02Follow the curve.
09:04We need a curve.
09:06I don't know what kind of curve, but...
09:09Not a straight line.
09:11A curve.
09:14To infinity.
09:16The cord stabilizes for three minutes.
09:18We'll have reached limitless stabilization.
09:22And the math?
09:26Dr. Little John?
09:28Dr. Little John?
09:29The equation.
09:30The curve.
09:33Um...
09:38We have 24 hours.
09:39You can do this.
09:40You need to sleep.
09:42You're welcome to stay at my place.
09:44In my guest room.
09:45The battery system.
09:46Perpetic.
09:47Medium firm.
09:49I'm here for you, Les.
09:50I am wherever you need me to be.
09:52For work.
09:54Or...
09:54Anything.
09:55Other than work.
09:56To.
10:00I can't.
10:01My wife is expecting me.
10:02I see.
10:03I understand.
10:06Then go home.
10:07But do whatever you have to do.
10:09To rest.
10:10And think.
10:12Defend your mental space.
10:14Defend my mental space.
10:16Get.
10:17Creative.
10:21So, is that it?
10:23Is it over?
10:24You're welcome.
10:25What happened?
10:26Hell.
10:27I have been through hell.
10:28You have no idea.
10:29No, you have no idea.
10:30So, my Pulitzer?
10:32You got to keep it.
10:34And my editor?
10:35Still on the roster.
10:39And my best friend?
10:43Waitlisted.
10:44Ish.
10:45Fair.
10:45I deserve an ish.
10:47I'm just relieved not to be dropped.
10:48So, everybody wins.
10:51Right?
10:51You?
10:52Me?
10:52Jackie Baldwin, I'm assuming.
10:54Rate of the money calls, yes.
10:56But, worth it, I think.
10:57Oh, you're welcome.
10:58Too soon.
10:59Fair.
11:00Fair.
11:00Yes.
11:01Um...
11:02Listen, there is one casualty.
11:04Someone's got to take the form.
11:06Oh.
11:07Fuck.
11:09Woo-woo.
11:10Hashtag Saint Lulu de Lulu.
11:13Is it bad, bad?
11:14She's tough.
11:15And it's the internet, so...
11:17Tomorrow, it'll be someone else who's something else.
11:20Jackie's on, and not the foxy one.
11:22I gotta run.
11:23Congrats, I think.
11:24That...
11:26That...
11:32Jesus.
11:32Jesus.
11:51You're old.
11:52Text me.
11:53Of course.
12:08It's your mom.
12:09She says, Lulu, please come home.
12:11Delete it.
12:11No.
12:12Yes!
12:13No!
12:13You should go home.
12:15Talk to her.
12:17She had her student lie, so that I could be crushed on social media and she could keep
12:21her precious fucking award.
12:23That is all she cares about.
12:24You don't know she actually did that.
12:25I have proof that she stole that story.
12:27I will not let her get away with this.
12:28What are you gonna do?
12:29Make another TikTok?
12:30Maybe I should.
12:31Or go on the Today Show!
12:32I'm just looking for more drama!
12:33You're like a drama junkie!
12:35So she...
12:36Finally!
12:37Now you see my point?
12:39She reached out.
12:40She wants to see you.
12:42She is breaking a pattern, and so should you.
12:51And we will be talking about Shirtless Mike later.
12:57You fellows have traveled a great distance following a northern star, gifts in hand, and
13:02your faith was rewarded, right?
13:04And in my own way, I have traveled a great distance following my heart's north star only
13:09trying to be rejected, and tortured, and traumatized that I'm losing my faith.
13:15I'm losing my faith.
13:16I'm losing my faith.
13:17In faith?
13:19I'm in dire need of some kind of sign.
13:21A reason, a purpose, a direction, a...
13:35Your existence is complicated, but I thank you anyway.
13:41Well, you've restored my faith.
13:43In what?
13:44In life.
13:45Hi.
13:46Hi.
13:47I know you're on a mini-science sabbatical caring for a loved one right now, and I hate
13:52to bother you, but...
13:53Get it?
13:53You were never a bother.
13:55I'm glad.
13:57What's going on?
13:59Um...
13:59Less is not good.
14:01Oh, I know.
14:02You know?
14:03I...
14:04Well, we work together so closely that it's like a twin flame thing.
14:07I can feel it even if I can't see it in...
14:10In person.
14:11Uh, thing is, we need him good.
14:14Like, great.
14:15He's too exhausted to string a coherent sentence together, and the investor presentation
14:19is tomorrow.
14:20Wait.
14:21Tomorrow?
14:22Yeah.
14:23Hilton's whim.
14:23Oh.
14:24So, how can I be helpful?
14:25Uh...
14:26I wish you could talk to him.
14:27Get him back on track.
14:29I mean, he thinks you're...
14:30In...
14:31Like, heaven?
14:33I'm...
14:34Nearby.
14:52Great choice.
14:54Huh.
14:55It's my favorite.
14:56Would it get through a bedroom door easily?
14:59Like a hot knife through butter.
15:00Yes, please.
15:02Question.
15:03Uh...
15:04Chuck.
15:04If you had a very...
15:06Clever.
15:06Determined.
15:07Angry.
15:08Mouse that was keeping you up all night, driving you fucking insane.
15:10I hate mice.
15:11What would you use to slow her down?
15:13Let me ask you this.
15:14Are you looking for something?
15:15Humane?
15:16Or...
15:17Indomane?
15:21Let me show you both options.
15:22Yes, please.
15:25I'll wait to hear from you.
15:27With, um...
15:27Val's on.
15:28Sure as you will.
15:33Oh!
15:34Um...
15:36Um...
15:37I was on a personal call.
15:38I apologize.
15:40I cannot lie.
15:41Why...
15:41Why do you look like that?
15:42Nervous?
15:43Glowing.
15:44When you hung up with whoever you were speaking to, you smiled.
15:47And glowed.
15:47Am I in trouble?
15:48Not yet.
15:49I'm curious.
15:50I was talking to, um, someone special.
15:53You're in a relationship.
15:55No, no, no.
15:55The someone special already has a someone special.
16:00Am I fired?
16:01Isn't it anti-feminist to be considered the other woman?
16:03I'm sorry?
16:03Your Instagram account.
16:04Janet Colgate.
16:06Physicist.
16:07Feminist.
16:09Celiac.
16:09You're on Instagram?
16:10In a way.
16:11I lurk.
16:11I research.
16:13Everyone.
16:14Janet.
16:17You're the other woman.
16:19I don't think I have that saddest yet.
16:22Same.
16:26Mom, I'm here.
16:27Let's talk.
16:29Mom?
16:30I'm in here.
16:32Where?
16:33In the kitchen.
16:37Mom, where?
16:38On the island.
16:40The what?
16:41Okay, this is fucking stupid.
16:43By the salt and pepper.
16:51It's me.
16:52Uh, I'm tiny.
16:54And I know it's a shock.
16:55Just try not-
16:55You're tiny?!
16:58Scream.
16:59Okay, before we continue, let's crash course in volume control.
17:03You're gonna lean into a whisper.
17:04I'll lean into a shout.
17:05We'll meet in the middle.
17:06Are you real?
17:09Yeah.
17:10I am real.
17:11Holy fuck.
17:13Holy fuck, Dad did this.
17:14The dollhouse.
17:16The crying.
17:17The Today Show.
17:18Grandma-
17:21Quieter.
17:22Sorry.
17:23It's okay.
17:25How did this happen?
17:28It was an accident.
17:30An accident.
17:31Your dad and I are working through some issues.
17:34I am working through some issues.
17:36It's why I reached out.
17:39Lulu...
17:40These comments online just broke my heart.
17:43You don't deserve-
17:44It's...
17:45It's...
17:45It's...
17:45I'm...
17:46No, God.
17:46I fucked up!
17:49Why are you crying?
17:50I don't know.
17:51I don't know.
17:52Because...
17:52I'm so fucking mad at you.
17:55I hated you.
17:57You lied.
17:58That Jackie Baldwin bitch lied.
17:59Okay.
18:00I'm sorry.
18:00I don't know how to whisper cry.
18:01And I can't even fucking yell.
18:03No, it's okay.
18:03You should yell.
18:04You should be mad.
18:05Don't tell me that I should be mad when I should be mad.
18:08And now, I can't be mad.
18:11Because...
18:12You're just...
18:13You're so small.
18:15And I feel so bad.
18:18Come here.
18:24Closer.
18:26Closer.
18:27Closer.
18:29Don't look up my nose.
18:31I won't.
18:33This is so weird.
18:39I know.
18:40Our family's weird now.
18:46So, um...
18:48Are you okay?
18:49Well, I'm branded dog shit, but I'm okay.
18:52This is all my fault.
18:54I'm not a great mom.
18:56I want to be.
18:57I need to try harder.
18:59I can start right now.
19:00Where to start? Okay.
19:02I wrote a book.
19:04Whoa.
19:04We're going back 20 years?
19:06How long is the story?
19:07Short.
19:07And with a point.
19:08We'll see.
19:09I wrote a book.
19:10I got rewarded.
19:11I felt like a fraud.
19:12It was my first book.
19:14But then I had this prize.
19:15And that...
19:16Basically became my identity.
19:18So...
19:18Bullshit on bullshit.
19:19Bullshit on bullshit.
19:21And, uh...
19:22Well, then...
19:23Then you came along.
19:24And I could focus...
19:26On you.
19:27Not me.
19:28So...
19:28Bullshit me.
19:29She kinda...
19:30Got left behind.
19:32Which I loved.
19:33And then you grew up.
19:35And we grew apart.
19:36And bullshit me kinda...
19:38Showed back up.
19:40I think...
19:41I resented you resenting me.
19:43But that is not being a good parent.
19:45That is being...
19:46A petulant child.
19:48Yeah.
19:48You were hurting.
19:50I didn't know why, but...
19:51I should've asked.
19:54I should've listened.
19:58Okay, well...
20:00A few edits maybe, but...
20:01Your story did have a point.
20:03So...
20:03I'm listening now.
20:05And...
20:05I have really good hearing.
20:07It's a benefit of being this tiny.
20:10I hate science.
20:12You do?
20:13Dad's gonna lose his fucking brain.
20:14I mean...
20:15I flunked out of school.
20:16So...
20:17Go ahead.
20:17Freak out.
20:18You did?
20:19Yeah.
20:19By design.
20:20I mean...
20:21Okay, how?
20:22It was harder than I expected.
20:26I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
20:29I dropped a TikTok outing my mom as a plagiarist.
20:33I burned down your dollhouse.
20:35What?
20:36Yeah.
20:37Felt great.
20:38I deleted darling daughter.
20:40Wait, that was you?
20:42Yeah, I was 11.
20:43You should really change your password.
20:46Wait.
20:49Oh my god.
20:52You read that?
20:54Yeah, it's okay.
20:55I know you didn't want me.
20:56I get it.
20:58Lulu.
20:59I was channeling Grandma Diane, my mom, thinking about me.
21:05Really?
21:06Of course.
21:06Oh my god.
21:07I've never regretted having you.
21:10But the resentment...
21:11No, that was later and different.
21:13God, no.
21:15Makes sense.
21:17Does it?
21:18Yeah, actually.
21:20I read your book.
21:21I can definitely see the Grandma Diane connection.
21:23God, it breaks my heart that you thought I didn't...
21:27That you grew up thinking that I didn't want you?
21:30Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
21:33Oh, sweet girl.
21:34I'm so sorry.
21:36I suck.
21:37Oh, I suck.
21:38I fucking suck.
21:40I suck too.
21:41That's also my fault.
21:42And Dad's.
21:43We all suck.
21:44Which sucks.
21:51You read my book.
21:54You want me to tell you it's good?
21:56No.
21:57It's okay.
21:59I'll take it.
22:00So, do you have to tell Dad I flunked out?
22:02Like a UFP or United Family whatever it is?
22:06The UPF.
22:07United Parental Front.
22:08No, fuck it.
22:18I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow.
22:20Like, make a case or whatever.
22:22Tell them why they shouldn't kick me out of school.
22:24What are you gonna say?
22:26We could...
22:27We could practice it.
22:28No.
22:29Don't get all mom about it.
22:31Okay.
22:35Hey, Lulu.
22:36What's going on?
22:38Dad.
22:44I can explain.
22:45Les.
22:46Don't worry.
22:47I already explained.
22:49What did she tell you?
22:50A lot.
22:51She's a liar.
22:53You're the liar, Dad.
22:54What?
22:54What?
22:55The dollhouse?
22:56Grandma?
22:57Mom left us?
22:59You let me think she was having an emotional breakdown.
23:01No.
23:01What the fuck?
23:02No, no, no.
23:02You've never lied to me before.
23:06What did you tell her?
23:07Whatever I want.
23:08I'm her mother.
23:08She needed me.
23:09Since when?
23:10You had no right to talk to her.
23:12Dad.
23:12No.
23:12No, no, no.
23:13We discussed this.
23:14UPF.
23:15UPF.
23:15We said that Sally would traumatize you and we were gonna tell you together.
23:18That's the U in UPF.
23:20Well, someone had to be the P.
23:21Well, here's the F.
23:22Fuck you.
23:22Fuck you.
23:23Fuck you.
23:24Fuck you.
23:25Fuck you.
23:25Fuck you.
23:26Why?
23:31Shit.
23:32We are horrible.
23:35The worst.
23:36Makes me sick to make her sick.
23:38That'd be true.
23:39We need to get our shit together.
23:42Jesus.
23:43Look at us.
23:44Look at me.
23:46I know, I know.
23:47Okay, okay.
23:53I'm so sorry, Lulu.
23:55This is us, not you.
23:57Never you.
23:58Never you.
23:58I think I'm empty.
24:05This is so fucked.
24:07Our family is fucked.
24:11You're standing on the sink.
24:13Yeah.
24:14But, uh, this is our new reality.
24:16We're fucked up family like everybody else, you know?
24:19Sort of.
24:20Until we're not, I can fix this.
24:22Can you, Dad?
24:24Yes.
24:25Do you believe me?
24:29I believe you.
24:30I believe you.
24:30You know, and you're, you're brilliant.
24:32Frustratingly so.
24:33I've always believed in you.
24:35Always.
24:38Okay, so like, what do we do now?
24:40We live.
24:41Uh, Dad and I are gonna work things out.
24:44You're gonna go back to school tonight.
24:46And, um, then we'll all go skiing over President's Day weekend.
24:49Or something.
24:50I don't know.
24:50But we're gonna be okay.
24:51We're going to be okay.
24:53Right?
24:53Yes.
24:55Absolutely.
24:56Yes.
25:00Is it bad that I kind of want to see Mom on tiny skis?
25:07Hey.
25:08You know I love you, kiddo.
25:11Yeah, I know.
25:20She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
25:22I think she did.
25:23She did not.
25:24You know she did not.
25:25Okay, this is a lot for her to process.
25:27I've lost her love.
25:30Now you're being dramatic.
25:31Dramatic?
25:33She fucking adored me and now she can barely look at me.
25:36Yeah, it stings.
25:37But-
25:38No, no, no, it's fine.
25:38It's okay.
25:39I understand.
25:39I know.
25:40I know that you love this.
25:41You love it.
25:42Love what?
25:42You want me to be Hurricane Les, don't you?
25:46Well, bravo.
25:47This is your fucking guilt talking.
25:50That's what this is.
25:50You just, you took my daughter away from me.
25:54Your daughter?
25:54That was your plan.
25:55This was my plan.
25:56I was her hero and now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
25:59I told her it was an accident.
26:01You want me to play her the voice note?
26:02Huh?
26:03Oh, I'm sure you painted a very pretty picture of yours.
26:05Did you tell her about Richard?
26:07Did you tell her about Richard?
26:08His blood is on your hands, Slendy.
26:10Really?
26:11My tiny, innocent, shrunken on purpose hands?
26:14Maybe you deserve to be her mad scientist, shithead dad who shrunk her mom.
26:19Every dad disappoints eventually.
26:20It's finally your fucking turn.
26:27You ruined Lord.
26:29And you make me sad.
26:33What the fuck are you doing?
26:35Wait!
26:38It would be so easy just to let go.
26:40I've seen your balls last.
26:42They aren't big enough.
26:43Oh, it's been a while.
26:48Maybe you've forgotten how big they are.
26:50Put me down!
26:52Okay!
26:58You motherfucker!
27:01You're dead!
27:02Sure, why not?
27:09What the fuck!
27:10What the fuck?
27:14Oh, fuck!
27:25What the fuck?!
27:28I'm so sorry!
27:29I'm ì ˆë°˜!
27:30I'm torn.
27:34She's gotten eight years old.
27:51You were a good and loyal friend.
27:54I'm going to miss you, Dolores.
27:57I'm sorry you've ended this way.
28:01I'm sorry too, Dolores.
28:05Your eyes do not deceive you. I am not a ghost. I am very much alive.
28:11Richard! I'm so relieved.
28:14You are no more a murderer than I am an adulterer.
28:17I was hoodwinked into an uncompromising position, but I want to put your mind at ease.
28:23Nothing happened below the belt.
28:24Well, the belt was off, Richard. All part of the charade.
28:30I never meant to hurt you.
28:31Yes, you did.
28:32However, I know you never meant to vanquish me, but you did not.
28:37Call it even?
28:39Even Stephen.
28:44I have a science thought, if I may be so bold.
28:46Please.
28:47So, given my recent firsthand experiences, I've been thinking about the quantum harmonic oscillator.
28:52What if its potential energy is akin to the mass on a spring?
28:55As in, uh, V of X equals one-half KX squared, where K is the spring constant, and X is
28:59the displacement.
29:01I mean, that's a parabolic curve.
29:05I mean, that could work.
29:09I've missed this.
29:10Me too.
29:11I will say, Janet's been good.
29:12Very good.
29:12But I haven't, I missed, uh, I missed the, uh, you don't need to say it.
29:16I know.
29:17Richard, I, you, missed you.
29:19I do owe you an apology.
29:22I was a fool for love.
29:25I keep wondering, was I driven by love, or the tragedy of love?
29:31You know, I can't believe you miniaturized yourself for her.
29:34Oh, you would have done the same if you weren't needed to solve the formula.
29:38Oh no, Richard never crossed my mind.
29:41No, we've reached a new low.
29:43May I ask why?
29:46Because I know her.
29:48I really fucking know her.
29:52Not worth it.
29:54Then you know she's coming for you.
29:56Oh, I do.
29:58But I can't fucking wait.
30:06Oh, god damn.
30:08Oh, Uncle Sam can get me on that, huh?
30:10My Pentagon pals are gonna love this tiny shit.
30:12I'm so cute.
30:13Yes, this is even cuter.
30:14Ship across the world for the price of a first class stamp.
30:17And then restored to regular size.
30:18On the battlefield.
30:20From bang to boom.
30:22And with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
30:32It's a close one.
30:33It's a close one.
30:33General, this changes.
30:53I'm coming for you.
30:55I'm coming for you.
30:56You crossed the line.
30:59You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
31:04You wanted to drown me.
31:07It's my turn now.
31:10Death?
31:10It's too easy.
31:12But I can't make you suffer.
31:14Your swimming pool?
31:15Moat?
31:17Cannot stop me.
31:18I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
31:31I must destroy your greatest prize.
31:33I must break you.
31:35I must break you.
31:36Try your rocky form.
31:42Marginal.
31:45Marginal.
31:46Marginal.
31:48Let's reset.
32:14Well, well, well.
32:16Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
32:20You're protecting science.
32:21You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
32:23Draught to wrath by you.
32:24It was a kiss.
32:25A naked kiss.
32:26Fine.
32:27A naked kiss.
32:30Now move.
32:32Richie, please don't make me hurt you.
32:36Hurt me?
32:37You destroyed me.
32:41Richie, I am sorry.
32:44Truly.
32:46Sincerely sorry.
32:49You're a good man.
32:50I really like a man.
32:52Now please.
32:54Move.
32:55I'm going to leave you to think about what you're doing.
32:59Let's move the demonstration to this morning.
33:01This is his last chance to fix the formula.
33:03And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
33:06So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
33:09Mine.
33:13Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
33:18for the ages.
33:20One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
33:23The Nobel.
33:27Richie, Richie, Richie, Richie.
33:30You almost haven't convinced.
33:33Get the fuck out of my way.
33:36I would rather die a six-inch death
33:38than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
33:42I don't know.
33:44We're good.
33:45We're bad into the hell with that much.
33:51The curve.
33:52Follow the curve.
33:54The curve to infinity.
33:59I need to reset.
34:01I need to rest.
34:03I'm so close.
34:04What's the map?
34:05What is it that you don't see?
34:07Here.
34:07See ya!
35:09Yes, wake up.
35:22What the fuck are you?
35:25You evil tiny bitch.
35:26Look, look.
35:28You made a fucking canoe.
35:30I'm bigger than you.
35:32I will crush you.
35:33I will win.
35:39Oh, come on.
35:46Help, man.
35:48Lindy.
35:50Lindy.
35:51If you're hurt, answer me.
35:53We can call a timeout.
35:56I don't know what to do.
35:57I don't know what to do.
36:00I'm coming, Lindy.
36:01I'm coming.
36:02I'm coming.
36:03That I'm trusting.
36:04Oh, this is a timeout, Lindy.
36:06We're here now.
36:10Ow.
36:11Ow.
36:13Oh.
36:15My pathetic hero.
36:16I called a timeout.
36:18I didn't agree.
36:19You're a poor sport and a monster.
36:21You deserved it.
36:22You're a sore loser.
36:23You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
36:26Good.
36:26Now we're even.
36:27Time in.
36:28So there was a timeout.
36:30In your mind, I'm dumbing down the play along.
36:32Oh, yeah.
36:32You've been meaning to dumb down.
36:33You've been dying on the dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
36:35Dumb luck.
36:36That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
36:39Talent is the battle crime on housewives of a little nicked and shard.
36:43I teach.
36:44Yeah, those who can't do.
36:46What's the saying?
36:47You want to see a woman's future look at a mother?
36:48Well, you are your mother.
36:49That's not even the saying, idiot.
36:51I'm no idiot.
36:52I'm a literal genius.
36:53Who's out of ideas?
36:54A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
36:59At least I started something and finished it and won.
37:01That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
37:07Start and finish.
37:08I win again.
37:09Oh, you know if there's just one thing I'd left to finish?
37:11You.
37:13Ow!
37:13I'm confused.
37:19All right, I'm ready!
37:28What?
37:28What happened to you?
37:30Your eye.
37:31Ew.
37:32Nothing.
37:32Are you here?
37:33You're late.
37:34What time is it?
37:35Presentation time.
37:36You're not answering your phone.
37:37Hey, down here!
37:39What's that?
37:39He made me die!
37:41He's down here!
37:41Hey!
37:42Just a minute.
37:43Fuck me.
37:46Five minutes.
37:47I'll be right behind you.
38:05Hi, Lulu!
38:06Hi, Tiny Mom.
38:08Oh, funny.
38:09I'm back at school.
38:11How did it go with the review board?
38:13It hasn't happened yet.
38:14But, um, I'm thinking about bailing.
38:17Oh, yeah.
38:18I get that instinct.
38:20What would you do?
38:22Uh, okay.
38:24Let me think.
38:25Um, well.
38:26I know you're excited I called.
38:28Don't make it a thing.
38:28I will hang up.
38:29Got it.
38:30I would want to bail, too.
38:34But, older, tiny me might come to regret that.
38:39Like, regret what?
38:40It's self-destructive.
38:41And they control the narrative.
38:47Lulu?
38:50That's pretty good parenting.
38:52What the fuck?
38:54I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
38:56There she is.
38:57I can only be me.
38:59Hey, so, you know, um, I was thinking.
39:01You get to hold this my-husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
39:06Like, you could be tiny for forever.
39:09Which, that's kind of cool, but...
39:12Is it cool forever?
39:13You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
39:16Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
39:18Uh, but I currently don't have a choice, so I am making peace with it.
39:22Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
39:24If a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
39:27Once again, funny.
39:28Just thoughts.
39:29Okay.
39:31I think I know what I'm gonna do, but I want it to be a cliffhanger.
39:35Bye, tiny mom.
39:53So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
39:55I need a third option.
39:56Sid called.
39:57Oh.
39:58Ultimatum.
39:59Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
40:01Like her patients.
40:02Lindy doesn't have a second book.
40:03Or does she?
40:04No, she does not.
40:05Hell yes, she does.
40:07Ultimatum.
40:08Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
40:10That was quick.
40:11Well, she's prolific, and driven, and willing.
40:13But I have a strict moral code.
40:14Huh.
40:15So let's wheel and deal.
40:16You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it, save your imprint, or...
40:20My dad.
40:22He doesn't know anything about this yet.
40:24Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
40:26Jackie finished her novel, and, uh, your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
40:30This is the hate part, but, like, let's just focus on the love part.
40:34Which is what, exactly?
40:36Whatever you choose.
40:38It's an ethics test.
40:39Your imprint, or my dad.
40:41Lies, or love.
40:51Me.
40:53I choose me.
40:54Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
40:56Love the me choice.
40:57Hate the rhyme.
40:59Is this gonna be a problem?
41:01First thing you've said that I respected.
41:03Philip.
41:04Dad's name's Philip.
41:05Goes by Flip.
41:06What Flip?
41:08I flipped for Flip.
41:10Oh, God.
41:11That's a good thing, right?
41:12Very.
41:14How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
41:18Only less little John knows.
41:20Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn and shrink it to a fraction of its size?
41:24Where is this jackass?
41:26I can assure you, he'll be here.
41:28A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
41:38I know I'm late.
41:39I know I just, I just need a minute.
41:43I fell down.
41:45Oh, really?
41:45Mount Kilimanjaro?
41:46Yes, practically, yes.
41:48Hilton is going to sell the tank to the military.
41:52Bang the boom, I said.
41:53What, after we solve their hunger?
41:54No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
41:58Big surprise.
41:59But I am so close.
42:00I know.
42:01For real.
42:02I know.
42:02I believe you.
42:03Now, Hilton owns the tank.
42:04He's gonna do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be part of that.
42:09So, walk.
42:10No, run.
42:10You run away.
42:14I don't think I can.
42:15Give them what they want.
42:16You out, the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
42:20Hey, what about my nobel?
42:21What if I'm out of ideas?
42:23Um, it's time.
42:27Listen, you have the fate of the planet in your hands.
42:32Me?
42:33Don't fuck it up.
42:39I see you.
42:40Looking at me, judging me.
42:43Like smug dicks.
42:45Yes, but you will never judge me as harsh as I judge myself.
42:50I've realized that I've been trying to live up to others' expectations of me.
42:54I don't know what I want for myself.
42:57And I thought that was a problem.
42:59But it's not.
43:02It's just the process.
43:03And I can figure that out here.
43:07Or somewhere else.
43:11Honestly, I'm okay either way.
43:25Any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight?
43:42He looks fucking nuts.
43:45Yes, quite.
43:46Science is not magic.
43:48No.
43:50There is no ta-da!
43:52There is not.
43:53It is work.
43:54Hard work.
43:56Evidently.
43:57It's frustration.
43:59It's passion.
44:01It's misery and joy.
44:02And it's fear.
44:03You can spend years lost, wandering among the trees.
44:06Wishing, hoping, maybe even praying.
44:08Which goes against all established scientific understanding
44:11that maybe one day you will finally see the forest.
44:14Well, today is that day.
44:20Let's finish what we started.
44:28Here are my final thoughts.
44:32H hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half.
44:38Plus...
44:39Must be hat squared over two m plus two.
44:44Over m omega squared.
44:45Uh, x squared.
44:48Which...
44:51Which...
44:52Which...
45:06It's upside down.
45:11It's inverted.
45:13Janet, invert.
45:16M omega squared, x squared, over two.
45:20Bob's invert.
45:22Invert!
45:25Inverted.
45:26M omega squared, x squared, over two.
45:31Carl, implement.
45:56Let's make a stream.
46:23Gentle people.
46:24Three minutes.
46:25Until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
46:28Translation.
46:29Ta-da!
46:37Okay.
46:38I fucking hate tape measures.
46:42Okay.
46:44It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
47:04I did it.
47:05I did it.
47:07I did it.
47:09I did it!
47:10No!
47:11We made a stream.
47:12Limitless stabilization!
47:14Yes!
47:15Translation?
47:16Hilton, the corn...
47:17Let me.
47:18Let me.
47:26Delicious.
47:27Sweet and crisp.
47:30Mwah!
47:31You did it.
47:32You did it.
47:33You did it.
47:34Oh dear.
47:37Oh dear.
47:40You okay?
47:41Ow!
47:41Les.
47:44Oh, no!
47:44Give me some!
47:45Les!
47:45Les!
47:46Are you okay?
47:47Give us a twist!
47:47Give us a twist!
47:48Give us a twist!
47:48Ta-da!
47:51I got you!
47:53Finally, I got you.
47:54Fuck yeah, you did.
47:56Awesomeness.
47:58Falcon Hammer's got nothing on you, huh?
48:07Let's go.
48:08What the fuck?
48:09Let's go.
48:10Yeah.
48:19Oh, no, you didn't.
48:23Okay.
48:24I fucking hate tape measures.
48:26It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Little Dog.
48:30All right, Nils.
48:31You want to know more about Les' Secret Project?
48:34Here I am, okay?
48:37Les.
48:39Is it the corn?
48:40Are you sick?
48:41No, it's not the corn.
48:41Somebody emailed something.
48:42Something not good to a journalist,
48:44and something's going to destroy me.
48:46Just one.
48:46Nils.
48:47Is that the journalist?
48:48Yes.
48:48How did you know?
48:49You mentioned him before.
48:50Yes, well, I imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
48:52Something big, small, but very big.
48:54What do I do?
48:55You sit.
48:57Relax.
49:00Today is your day.
49:02No, it's our day.
49:05We did it, partners.
49:09Don't worry about Nils.
49:10Vivian's taken care of it.
49:12Nils has retired permanently.
49:15Nils is not a problem.
49:18He's not.
49:19He's not.
49:19Who sent you the email?
49:20Tell Vivian.
49:22Who is your problem?
49:24Are you going third person?
49:25I find it effective in situations such as this.
49:26Now, tell Vivian.
49:31Fine.
49:32Doesn't matter who.
49:35Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you,
49:39you have no choice but to eliminate them.
49:43Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
49:49You are going to have to stop them.
49:53Does that scare you?
49:54No.
49:55Yes.
49:56No.
49:56A little.
49:57I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
49:59Did you think that?
50:00No.
50:00Yes.
50:02No.
50:02A little.
50:02No, I'm only suggesting...
50:04Get creative.
50:06Why, yes.
50:07Get creative.
50:08And then, leave the rest to fate.
50:12Fate makes its own choices.
50:16Fate.
50:18Yes, that is creative.
50:21Come on, Nils.
50:23Woo!
50:29Write me back.
50:30Write me back, Nils.
50:31Jesus.
50:33Come on, Nils.
50:37Lindy.
50:39Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
50:42I'm unarmed.
50:43There's no tricks up these sleeves.
50:45I come bringing tidings to great joy.
50:48I solved the restoration formula.
50:50They can make you big again.
50:52If that's something you're interested in.
51:00You want to celebrate?
51:03I've decided.
51:04We're keeping him.
51:05Yeah.
51:06He won't play ball.
51:07You don't know that.
51:08I do, actually.
51:10That's kind of my thing.
51:11Just fire him.
51:12I can get him to play.
51:13Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
51:16More valuable than mine?
51:17Or yours?
51:18You're making me choose.
51:19You're making me choose.
51:20Well, then we should both choose wisely.
51:28What?
51:29I'm not even blocking him.
51:30Just go around.
51:37You better not be fucking with me.
51:39Oh, no.
51:40It's true.
51:40I did it.
51:41I remain a literal genius.
51:42Look.
51:43I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
51:47How's that proof?
51:47I never saw him tiny.
51:48I hate that cat.
51:49That's funny.
51:50He told me he hates you, too.
51:52What's that, Magoo?
51:53Huh?
51:55You're hungry?
51:57Poor thing.
51:58He's been through a lot.
52:00What am I saying?
52:01You know.
52:01Sort of.
52:02Well, you've got to feed him.
52:04Be inhumane not to, right?
52:06You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you, so I'm having second thoughts
52:12about making you big.
52:13I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are, and that
52:19you're never going to stop.
52:21I got to eat myself.
52:22Worked up quite the appetite.
52:23I think I deserve a good meal.
52:25And so I bid you farewell, and I wish you the best of luck.
52:32I'll leave it up to fate.
52:45Good kitty.
52:47Easy, Magoo.
52:48Easy.
52:49Easy.
52:58Magoo, stop!
52:59Dad, Pat!
53:00Stop!
53:01Oh, shit!
53:04So be honest.
53:05When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
53:07Did you?
53:08You didn't?
53:08Did I?
53:08I don't know.
53:09I mean, I mean, not really.
53:10But, you know, I was thinking, um, trust the math.
53:12Trust the math.
53:13That's what I...
53:13Oh, did you see Hilton?
53:14Did you see his face?
53:15Was he scared?
53:15I didn't see...
53:15Let's not focus on Hilton.
53:16Yeah, fuck that guy.
53:17Let's focus on me instead.
53:18Let's focus on us.
53:20Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
53:21Cheers to me.
53:22Cheers to us.
53:23And everything we want to accomplish.
53:25Together.
53:27You know, I can't believe it.
53:28I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it because, you know, I did make fun in history.
53:30If only Lindy could see me now, right?
53:33Lindy?
53:33Yeah, you know, I saw her in my science thoughts at the podium.
53:37Um, that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up.
53:39Bang!
53:39That was it.
53:40I got it.
53:41Invert.
53:41Lindy.
53:42Hmm?
53:43Helped you.
53:44With science.
53:45Yeah, I guess.
53:46You know, cheers to me.
53:48Again.
53:49You're not really eating.
53:51You're ill.
53:51Yeah, so do I a little bit.
53:52In my stomach.
53:53I think it's excitement.
53:54Les, we shared.
53:57We got personal.
53:58Mm-hmm.
53:59We have secrets.
54:02I thought we were partners.
54:03A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
54:06Yeah, of course.
54:07You helped.
54:08Helped?
54:09Yeah.
54:10Like Lindy helped.
54:12You both helped.
54:12But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech on when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
54:18And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
54:21That's very important to me.
54:23Not Lindy is more important to you than us.
54:28Not really following.
54:29Exactly.
54:36I think you should collect your things.
54:37Uh, from what?
54:38From here?
54:39From the office.
54:39Oh, yes.
54:40Good idea.
54:40We need more space.
54:41We do.
54:42In a way.
54:43Excuse me a moment.
54:46Sorry, uh, where do you have anything else?
54:49I'm done.
54:59Is that...
55:01Is she leaving?
55:12Fuck.
55:15What's my stuff?
55:17Hey!
55:18I know you can see me!
55:19Open the fucking door!
55:22My ID's not working.
55:27Where's Mr. Magoo?
55:28Did you let me in?
55:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
55:33Is this about a cat?
55:35I want my tiny cat back.
55:38I restored him!
55:39I took him home!
55:40It's fucking Lindy's cat!
55:41I hate that cat!
55:42I don't know who you are.
55:46Are you going to let me in?
55:49Oh, fuck this!
55:56Think you're going to lock me out, motherfuckers?
55:59It's my fucking way out!
56:01Mine!
56:13What was the plan here?
56:16My ID didn't work.
56:18And you were going to drive through the lobby?
56:22Yeah.
56:25You didn't listen.
56:27I tried.
56:28I was passionate about it.
56:30I cursed.
56:31I warned you about these people.
56:33You did?
56:34You dummy.
56:36Now it's over.
56:38Hilton has everything.
56:41We have nothing.
56:44Well, I...
56:46I couldn't help it.
56:47It's my life's work.
56:48I had to do it.
56:50Les.
56:51The Nobel was never on the table.
56:54They were always going to steal your tack.
56:57Martin, without the Nobel,
57:00I'm not worthy.
57:03Worthy of what?
57:09Her.
57:11Lindy.
57:14I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
57:19Lindy's the only person who's ever really got me.
57:22Seen me.
57:25Lindy.
57:27She can't get her out of my head.
57:29She's everywhere.
57:34Oh, God.
57:36Oh, fuck.
57:37Oh, fuck.
57:38Oh.
57:39What?
57:39I can't keep up.
57:40Can you get back in there?
57:41What did I just say?
57:43I have to get the formula.
57:43Oh, fuck, fuck.
57:44I can't go home without it.
57:45I need a ride.
57:45No, you're going to have to take an Uber
57:46because I got Dana.
57:47No, you're going to fucking drive me home.
57:49Fucking now.
57:49This is life for Denmark.
57:50Her real is crime.
57:51Her really, really, real.
57:52Who could eat her?
57:53The cat?
57:54Yeah.
57:54What do you mean?
57:55I'll explain for you and Dana later.
57:56You're going to drive me.
57:57Come on.
57:57Why?
57:58What are you?
58:14Richie!
58:18Come on.
58:20Okay.
58:21The fat lady has a son, man.
58:23Okay?
58:23You're alive.
58:24You're alive.
58:24Wrong one.
58:25But I just like trying to reconcile
58:26less the husband and less the scientist.
58:28What drives a man?
58:29There's this generational compassion
58:30towards science
58:31and yet this selfish analyst
58:32just towards his wife.
58:33I just...
58:34How?
58:34Why?
58:35I'm asking you again.
58:36Why less?
58:37Richie.
58:38No, no, no.
58:38This is not the time, please.
58:40Why marry a man?
58:43Richie!
58:45I'm here!
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