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01:30¿Huh?
01:32Ya, quieres quieres esto, no?
01:34¿Qué es mi putoito?
01:38¿Qué es mi fluffy, fluffy boy?
01:41¿Dónde está la primera vez?
01:43¿Y si es eso?
01:44¡Fuck it!
01:46¡Hold!
02:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:29And I mean that as a compliment.
02:31I owe you my life.
02:34You've saved my life multiple times, Richie.
02:37And I would happily do so over again.
02:39Why?
02:41Do not say for love, or for the love of love, or quote Shakespeare.
02:46For I will continue to take it from you, Richie, and not giveth in return.
02:51Behold, then thee little John, am I witness to thee shattering a behavioral pattern.
02:57Can we just call it even?
03:00Even Stephen.
03:01I do have one more thing.
03:03Um, it's just a favor, and it's not dangerous, I promise.
03:07Are we breaking another behavioral pattern?
03:10What do you know about TikTok?
03:16Wendy!
03:17Wendy!
03:19Wendy?
03:21Magoo?
03:22Oh.
03:23Ew!
03:26Oh, she's good.
03:29Oh, she's very good.
03:31Lindy?
03:32Lindy, let's talk.
03:35No tricks.
03:36You have my word.
03:40Ow.
03:42Ow.
03:46Oh.
03:46At least you didn't get me in my good eye.
03:50Okay, no sudden moves.
03:51Nothing up my sleeves.
03:53For real this time.
03:57So talk!
03:58Could you lower the bow?
04:02Okay, I came here to apologize, but I'm not going to, because I have something better than
04:09just words.
04:10Dr. Carmichael's colon a grand gesture?
04:13I can make you big again.
04:16You said that, and then you tried to kill me.
04:19Well, I was provoked, but that's not the point.
04:22I did it, Lindy.
04:24I really did it.
04:25I can make you big again, and all of this can be over.
04:28Lindy, I can.
04:29And I will.
04:30I promise.
04:32Fine.
04:34Do it.
04:35Make me big again.
04:36Let's end this.
04:36Hold on.
04:37I'm so happy to hear you say this, but, um, there's a small problem.
04:41Do I need to raise my bow?
04:42No.
04:42No.
04:45But I'm going to need you to break into the lab tonight and steal the formula and wipe
04:52the service because Hilton is selling my tech to the military, and he's packing up the lab,
04:57and everything will be gone by morning, and I will be arrested if I set foot in the building,
05:01and only a person of your size can access the chemical freezer, which is going to be dangerous,
05:06but I have complete faith in you and your astounding miniature abilities, and thereby
05:10our mission will inevitably be a rousing success, and you will be big again, and we can return
05:14to our normal lives.
05:27What am I supposed to do with that, wear it as a crown?
05:30Wear it as my wife?
05:32I tried so hard to prove my worth to the world, and I lost sight of the one person who
05:39never
05:39needed proof, you.
05:41You, Lindy, you are my forever person.
05:47So what do you say?
05:50Please say yes.
05:54Fine.
05:55I will do it.
05:57I have to.
05:59But then, Les?
06:01This?
06:02You and me?
06:04We're over.
06:05No.
06:07No, no, no.
06:08No.
06:09After all this?
06:10Because of all this.
06:12Why?
06:13Why?
06:13What?
06:14Les, it's been a journey.
06:17It was an accident.
06:18Then I did it on purpose.
06:20I'm so close, a day or two tops, to maybe a few months, then a 30-day deadline.
06:26Then I can make you big again, but good luck with Magoo, too.
06:29I will make you big again, but you have to do all the illegal, dangerous work.
06:33And then, the big sell.
06:36We can go back to our normal fucking lives.
06:40Please hear me when I say, fuck you!
06:45I am done.
06:46We are done.
06:48It's over.
06:49No, I reject this.
06:50I love you.
06:51It's been bumpy, but, but, but, it'll be different.
06:54No, it won't.
06:55We bring out the worst in each other.
06:59Can't you see that?
07:00I understand that, I understand that you need time and space to process what happened.
07:05No, I need the time and space to process me and what I want.
07:09I already know what happened.
07:11We make a great team, remember?
07:12Please don't say it's over.
07:18Les, we had a good run.
07:21Too much has happened.
07:23Let's just get the formula, get me big, and then get on with our lives.
07:30Please.
07:40I wanted to give you your privacy.
07:43I just, I didn't know where to go.
07:45My heart is breaking.
07:47I mean, I think we've all come so far.
07:51Mary, mother of Christ.
07:55He told me I thought I was prepared, but I am not.
08:00Hi, Martin.
08:02Hi, Martin.
08:03Richard!
08:04He did that to himself.
08:06I did.
08:06I told her about the small problem.
08:10And?
08:11She's in.
08:12Oh.
08:13She's also out.
08:16I don't understand what that means.
08:18It, just, what's the fucking plan?
08:21That's what it means.
08:24Everybody, here are my thoughts.
08:27Operation Restoration is underway.
08:28This is the plan.
08:32Martin, Bagman, will deliver our secret weapon.
08:35Secret weapon?
08:36It's me.
08:37Me, Richie.
08:44Relax.
08:45It's pizza.
08:48Emotes.
08:51Me.
08:53Who ordered this?
08:55Oh, oh, oh.
08:57We will communicate via tactical comms using phones and laptops.
09:00Richard Operations will send an invitation.
09:03I will be in your ear with precise instructions.
09:07Okay, Martin, don't panic.
09:09Keep it together.
09:10She's scary.
09:11Yes, she's terrifying.
09:13Sir.
09:13Who?
09:15Uh.
09:16Who?
09:17Um.
09:17Janet!
09:18Me.
09:19I, um, I did.
09:30Janet, inside man, will ensure easy entry.
09:34Janet.
09:35Why are you still here?
09:38Um.
09:38You should be out celebrating with what's left of the team.
09:41Uh-huh.
09:41Um.
09:43Damn it, Janet.
09:44Lie.
09:44Just lie.
09:45Let's be kind.
09:46Um.
09:46I was hungry.
09:48I was just finishing up.
09:51No, I know.
09:52It's okay.
09:53You did.
09:53Damn it.
09:54Getting back to it.
09:56Smells delicious.
09:58Pepperoni?
09:59Um.
10:00Um.
10:00Yes.
10:01St. Louis style.
10:03Cracker thin.
10:04Square cut.
10:06Prevail cheese.
10:08Weird yet.
10:10Scrumptious.
10:12It's very specific.
10:13May I?
10:14Um.
10:15You may?
10:19Oh God.
10:21Lindy, hide.
10:22That's weird.
10:24Under.
10:26Oh Jesus Christ.
10:28Fuck.
10:28Oh it's up.
10:50Jesus.
10:52Enjoy.
10:54Enjoy.
10:54Enjoy.
10:55Enjoy.
10:55Enjoy.
10:57Secret weapon in.
10:59Secret weapon is greasy fucking hot.
11:02Jesus.
11:10Lindy, secret weapon will breach the chemical freezer and procure the vials of restoration formula.
11:17Oh wow.
11:23It's nice to meet you.
11:25Mrs. Little John.
11:26Sorry to stare.
11:28It's just.
11:28Yeah.
11:29I'm a marvel.
11:29I know Janet.
11:30So this is the chemical freezer?
11:32Just there.
11:33Janet.
11:33Proceed with wiping the servers.
11:35My legacy will remain mine.
11:37Oh.
11:37On it.
11:40Oh.
11:40Oh.
11:40Oh.
11:40Oh.
11:41Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:43Oh.
11:47That's the way I spell it.
11:48Perhaps it's best we just remember we're all on the same team.
11:51Temporarily.
11:51Absolutely.
11:52Guys, can we sidebar the relationship issues right now?
11:55The relationship issues are why we're here, Martin.
11:57Coup de grace.
11:58Martin, wheel man, will drive a getaway car and we're home free.
12:02Operation restoration complete.
12:04Thoughts complete.
12:06Okay, can we stay on task?
12:08Oh, no one wants this done more than me.
12:09Yes.
12:10Lindy, message received.
12:11I know.
12:13Okay.
12:18What?
12:26I'm in.
12:27Okay, great.
12:29Third shelf from the bottom.
12:30File RF-19er alpha and beta.
12:33Okay, hold on.
12:35What?
12:36What's happening?
12:36Are you okay?
12:37Yeah, I'm fine.
12:37I'm just putting on my gear so I don't die of hypothermia in here.
12:41Oh, God.
12:42Okay, good, good.
12:43But maybe a hurry.
12:45Tip-tock.
12:46No kidding.
12:47If Hilton finds you.
12:48I'm aware of the stakes, Les.
12:50I am the stakes.
12:51If I may offer counsel.
12:53By way of Dr. Carmichael's words of wisdom.
12:56Reflect before you respond.
12:58To avoid regret.
13:00Fuck that bitch.
13:02We're done with her limericks.
13:03On that we agree.
13:05I don't mean to.
13:06Shut the fuck up, Richard.
13:07Okay.
13:11Attention, attention.
13:13Tell party of four.
13:14Please make your way to gate 23.
13:16Tell party of four.
13:18Please make your way to gate 23.
13:20What?
13:23Well, it's like a little close.
13:25The fuck?
13:26Maybe edit this part out.
13:26Okay.
13:27Will do.
13:29And curtains up.
13:31Hi.
13:32Hello.
13:33My name is Lindy Littlejohn.
13:35You may know me from the controversies surrounding the authorship of the New Yorker short story,
13:39Untitled On Purpose.
13:41And I want to come clean.
13:45I did not write that story.
13:47Uh, all started as a misunderstanding.
13:51My insecurity and, frankly, lack of self-worth led me to take credit when, in fact, it was written by
13:57my student, Jackie Baldwin.
13:59So my daughter, Lulu, was telling the truth.
14:02So if you're going to come for anyone, you come for me.
14:06Hashtag, fuck you, bring it.
14:08And finally, I am rescinding my own Pulitzer.
14:11Yeah, just before the board can take it back, I, I, you know what?
14:17Maybe I'll win another one someday.
14:19Oh, love the positivity.
14:21Uh, yeah, that's it.
14:22Thank you.
14:25Good for you, tiny mom.
14:27Good for you, tiny mom.
14:57Okay, I'm here.
14:58Third cell from the bottom.
15:00Okay, you're looking for Romeo Foxtrot-19er?
15:03Yeah, I got it, Colonel Colon.
15:05Too soon.
15:06That's too soon and disrespectful and just trying to be...
15:08Annoying?
15:15There's nothing here.
15:16Yeah.
15:16See?
15:17You're making space colonel jokes and you're not listening and Precision is going to tank this mission.
15:21Romeo Foxtrot-19-alpha-beta, not fucking here.
15:25Fuck, it has to be there.
15:26They are not.
15:27Okay, Romeo Foxtrot-19er-alpha...
15:30You can keep saying NATO nonsense numbers, but the precise vials are not here.
15:36Lindy, there is no Operation Restoration without those vials, okay?
15:40The plan will not work.
15:42What do you mean it won't work?
15:44Oh, fuck.
15:47Les?
15:48Oh, dear mama.
15:50Um...
15:50Les, it has got to work.
15:52I do not want to be small forever.
15:53I am not going to die tiny.
15:55There has to be a way.
15:56You are a little genius, remember?
15:57So go inside the workshop of your mind and think.
16:09It's as if the whole world is holding its breath.
16:17Everyone, here are my thoughts.
16:19Operation Restoration is still underway.
16:21This is the revised plan.
16:22I will synthesize a new batch of the restoration formula, but I would need access to the building and to
16:29the chemical freezer.
16:30Lindy, secret weapon.
16:31You will push the door release button inside the freezer, which is located at the base of the door.
16:36Check.
16:37Janet, inside man, is going to get me into the building via the service entrance.
16:42Janet.
16:43Janet, do you copy?
16:45Um...
16:46Um, I'm trying to wipe the servers, but the password isn't working.
16:50Hilton and Vivian, they have access to the servers.
16:53They have access to the formula!
16:55Yeah!
16:56Awesome.
16:56We might have a bigger problem.
16:59Bigger?
17:00Um, what, Janet?
17:02Spit it out.
17:03Janet, be specific.
17:04Specifically, Hilton has shrunk an entire military convoy.
17:07Tiny tanks, tiny missiles, tiny assortment of very bad weaponry.
17:11General, fuck things.
17:13If Hilton has the missing files, then tiny tanks become big tanks.
17:17Tiny missiles become big...
17:18Yes, Janet!
17:19I know.
17:20Less.
17:20I don't, don't, don't say it.
17:22I fucked it.
17:23But I can un-fuck it.
17:25You were right.
17:26I don't want to be right about this, Liz.
17:29I kind of like being right.
17:29Well, maybe sometimes, but not about this.
17:32Can we get back to the un-fuck it part, please?
17:35Everyone, here are my thoughts.
17:36Here's the new revised plan.
17:41We're going to blow up the lab.
17:44Um...
17:45We're all bound for the Dungeons of Fate.
17:47Jesus crickets!
17:49What?
17:50What?
17:50What the...
17:51Are you...
17:53Blow up the lab?
17:54How can you even do that?
17:56Well, the building is sitting on a literal bomb.
17:59It's a thermal energy storage tank in the basement.
18:01No, no, that's not...
18:05My legacy remains mine, you said.
18:08Yeah, well...
18:10I mean...
18:14Fuck it.
18:16Fuck it?
18:17Yeah.
18:18It's not worth it.
18:19You big first.
18:21Blow up the building second.
18:22My prize.
18:24TBD.
18:26I've proven to myself I can do it.
18:29That's enough.
18:30Last.
18:31Are you sure?
18:33Through the extremest of circumstances, Carmichael's limericks and my priority...
18:37Wait, is someone crying?
18:40No.
18:41Okay.
18:42Okay, Richard, we need to move fast.
18:43Janet, inside man.
18:45Abort the service.
18:46And focus on the thermal storage tank.
18:49And crank the valves to high and that'll give us what?
18:52Uh, maybe 30 minutes?
18:54Um, you want me to blow up the building?
18:57Yes.
18:58Turn up the valves, release the pressure lock and get out, Janet.
19:01What about letting you in?
19:03Do the tank and go.
19:04And Lindy's secret weapon, make your way to the lobby and buzz me in through the service entrance via the
19:08security desk.
19:09The desk with the security guards.
19:11Yes, leave it to me.
19:12I can distract the security guards.
19:14See, I'm the lab's fire safety officer.
19:17As a...
19:18This is a long story.
19:19As a young...
19:20Richard!
19:21Richie!
19:21Richard!
19:22Richard, good God!
19:24Stand by for fire alarms.
19:28Evens.
19:29Fine arms.
19:39The tank is cranked.
19:42T-minus 30 minutes.
19:45Um, um, holy crow.
19:49Janet?
19:50Uh, yes, Richard.
19:51I think I like you and I wanted to disclose that as per company policy.
19:55Aw, Richie.
19:57Richard!
19:58I have no words.
20:00Neither do I.
20:03General H. Baum's payment clear?
20:05General Henderson's payment has been verified.
20:07Yes.
20:08Fuck yeah!
20:09I love having Mommy's full attention again.
20:12We discussed this.
20:13No more Mommy.
20:15But...
20:15None.
20:16Fine.
20:17Guess where I am.
20:19I despise this game.
20:21Guess.
20:21No.
20:22Guess.
20:22No.
20:23Guess!
20:25I'm done.
20:26What?
20:27With the game?
20:29In a way.
20:32Wait.
20:34What the fuck?
20:46Wait.
20:50Janet Colgate.
20:53Physicist.
20:54Feminist.
20:56Celiac.
20:57You're on Instagram?
21:00Emo's pizza is not gluten-free certified.
21:12Yeah, I'm here.
21:14So I'm guessing this is Green Button.
21:17Good guess.
21:18I'm in.
21:22I'm in.
21:25I'm in.
21:29I'm in.
21:35Yes!
21:45What?
21:49Fuck.
21:54Let's go.
21:56Wait, what? What's gone?
21:58Ah, the equation, my equation
22:00For the formula
22:01Yeah, but you remember it, right?
22:05We're right
22:07Les!
22:07Yes?
22:08Oh, Jesus
22:09Okay, you wrote it on the bedroom wall, right?
22:12Oh, holy shit, yes I did, yes I did
22:14Uh, Richard
22:14You need to get upstairs right now
22:16Copy that
22:21I don't bring out my force, the bear
22:25You again
22:28It's me, Richard
22:29Yeah, from the fucking lab, what the fuck?
22:31Long, long story, and I happily
22:33Oh, ew, did you and my mom, like, bang tiny?
22:37Huh? No, I pride myself on being a gentleman
22:40Is that Lulu?
22:41Lulu? Did she say bang?
22:43Yeah
22:44Who are you talking to?
22:45That's the smash and grab team, your parents, Martin and Janet
22:48What?
22:49Lulu, why are you home?
22:50Sorry, I missed that
22:51Richard, you assured me that this connection would be strong
22:54It is, it is
22:58We'll talk
23:00Later
23:01Lulu, I need you to be my legs, arms, and eyes
23:05Whatever, okay, this is so fucked, tiny Richard
23:08Yeah, it is
23:15Is this a moat?
23:17Oh my god, my parents went completely insane
23:20They were trying to kill each other
23:22What?
23:22Richard
23:23Oh my god
23:24It's gonna be fine, I think
23:25It is gonna be fine, it's fine
23:27And Richard, don't be so theatrical
23:28It's fine
23:29So, Lulu, what I need you to do, I need you to text me a photo of the equation on
23:33the wall across from the foot of the island bed
23:37You mean, like, get in the water?
23:39There's power strips and lights hanging above it
23:41It's safe, and it's very important because I need to make mom big again and save the world
23:45It's all order
23:47Nice pun
23:48She should be wearing waders
23:49No, no, no, just be careful and be quick, be very quick
23:53Hey, wait, are you sure, Les?
23:56She'll be fine
23:58Daughter found electrocuted in her parents' bedroom moat
24:02Not funny
24:14Fuck!
24:15Fuck!
24:16Fuck!
24:17Are you worried about the last line?
24:19Huh?
24:20No, no, no, of course not
24:22You said fuck, we can hear you
24:25Can you help him, tiny Richard physicist?
24:28Sadly, I was absent that day
24:29Uh, no
24:31I'm not worried at all
24:33Because I remember it
24:35And, uh, yeah, you did great, Lulu
24:38Just get out of the water now
24:46You are brilliant
24:49Your mind is strong
24:52You got this
24:55It's in your brain
24:57So just let it
24:59Fall into your hands
25:03Their miniature wife will not
25:06Explode
25:06And die
25:07Explode and die?
25:09Ah, no, I'm not
25:10It's not, I'm kidding
25:11Everyone is listening, I'm kidding
25:13Uh, smash and grab team
25:15Vivian's on the move
25:18Take her wrapping out
25:19Ah, ah, ah
25:25Oh, shit
25:26Les!
25:29Oh, Les
25:31Of course
25:32He's in the building
25:35Sneaky, sneaky
25:36Not so sneaky
25:38He mentioned
25:40You were having marital issues
25:42Fuck off
25:43It's nice to meet you too
25:44Mrs. Little John
25:46I look forward to adding you to my
25:49Collection
25:50Yeah, nice to meet you too
25:52Scary giant bitch
25:55Name calling is impolite
25:59Tiny, toxic, tart
26:07T-minus
26:08Maybe
26:09Ten minutes
26:10Before the alarms go off
26:11Okay, Martin
26:12Wheelman
26:13You're up
26:14Prepare for the great escape
26:16I think the getaway would be a better reference
26:18Richard
26:18Operations
26:19Shut it
26:26I choked again
26:28Empty battery
26:31Whoa
26:32I'm the new wheelman
26:34Tiny Richard
26:35Do you have a driver's license?
26:37Almost
26:51Attention
26:52Thermal energy tank breach
26:55Evacuate buildings immediately
26:57Repeat
26:58Immediately
27:06Attention
27:07Evacuate buildings immediately
27:11Oh, I don't think I can test these on her first
27:14We can hear you
27:16We can still hear you
27:16Oh, I'm kidding
27:18I'm just kidding
27:19Of course I can't
27:20Lindy
27:22Lindy?
27:22Lindy?
27:23Lindy, come in Lindy
27:25Anyone got eyes or ears on Lindy?
27:27Mom?
27:28Hello?
27:28Mrs. Littlejohn?
27:29Hello
27:30Okay, I'm heading out
27:33Attention
27:34Evacuate buildings immediately
27:44Lindy!
27:58That's company property
28:03You checked all my boxes
28:05Until you didn't
28:08Your ego is untenable
28:11Your ego is untenable
28:21Down goes giant toxic tart
28:33Let me guess
28:36Let me guess
28:36Only a person my size can
28:39Unfortunately it's
28:40Tick tock
28:42Right
28:45I believe in you
28:48Wait, what?
28:50Last
28:51I
28:54Here I am alone
28:57Again
29:00Well
29:03You gotta do it
29:04I mean, you must
29:05You must
29:05You gotta get down there
29:06You gotta get the fucking files
29:08He dropped
29:09And now I have to
29:11I'm the only person in the world
29:13This size
29:14Who can
29:15So
29:16Not anymore
29:28You're tiny
29:29A grand gesture
29:34Colin, holy fuck
29:36New year
29:36New fucking us
29:41Let's do it together
29:46But did you
29:47Hi
29:48Me too
29:48Attention
29:50Thermal energy tech breach
29:52Evacuate buildings immediately
29:55Repeat
29:56Immediately
29:57Attention
29:59Energy tech breach
30:01Evacuate buildings immediately
30:04Repeat
30:05Are we crazy?
30:07Fuck it
30:08Thermal energy tech breach
30:10Fuck it
30:11Fuck it
30:13Oh shit
30:25Critical
30:27Critical
30:28Evacuate
30:29Immediately
30:30Critical
30:32Critical
30:33Evacuate
30:34Immediately
30:35Critical
30:37Critical
30:38Evacuate
30:39Immediately
30:40No, no
30:41Vivian
30:41Vivian
30:43Where are they?
31:10Mom
31:11Dad
31:34Dad
31:35Dad
31:35You're tiny too?
31:36You do not have a license
31:38What?
31:39Are you gonna like
31:39Tiny ground me?
31:43Fuck it
31:44Fuck it
31:44Drive
31:44Let's go
31:44Let's go
31:45Let's go
31:45Let's go
31:47Let's go
31:48River's last
31:49Dr. Little John
31:50I did it myself
31:59So this is our last
32:02Tiny moment
32:03As tiny people
32:04What a ride
32:05What a ride
32:06Ride's not quite over yet
32:08One last step
32:09One last step
32:10One last step
32:10One last step
32:10For me
32:12So there's an infinitesimally
32:14Small chance
32:17That I did not mix
32:18The formula correctly
32:21What?
32:22Yeah, I never mixed it myself
32:24Less
32:24Yeah, I'm very
32:25I'm very confident
32:27But what are you saying?
32:28Are you saying that
32:28If you're wrong
32:29That we
32:30No, no, no
32:31Not we
32:32Me
32:32Me
32:32Me
32:32I'm
32:33I'm going to test
32:34The formula myself
32:34First
32:36No
32:37No, I don't want you
32:39I won't
32:40I won't
32:40And we won't
32:41You won't
32:42It's
32:43Lindy
32:45You're the love
32:46Of my life
32:47Are you saying goodbye?
32:48Is this a goodbye?
32:49Because you think
32:50That we're going to
32:51That you're going to
32:52The truth is
32:53I don't know
32:54I don't know if it'll work
32:56I believe it will
32:57But I don't know
32:59And uh
33:01I owe you the truth
33:04It's not
33:05It's not goodbye
33:06It's just in case
33:07Just in case
33:09You explode
33:11Dad's exploding?
33:13No
33:14No
33:15No, no, no
33:16Honey, no
33:17But you just said
33:18Infinitesimally small
33:19I said
33:20Just in case
33:21You said
33:23Look
33:24Can't you guys
33:25Just both
33:25Stay small forever?
33:27I can take care of you
33:29Oh, honey
33:31We love you
33:33For saying that
33:34But that's
33:35That's
33:35That's very unrealistic
33:37We're worried about
33:38Unrealistic now
33:40Dad
33:40Your mom is right
33:42Okay
33:42We're not pets
33:43We're parents
33:44And
33:45We're focusing on
33:46The one in a million
33:47Negative results
33:47Your father's right
33:49And like he always says
33:50We have to trust the math
33:52And his memory
33:54Which is good
33:56Pretty good?
34:03I'm gonna need some serious fucking therapy
34:06If this doesn't work
34:06So when I get to full size
34:10Start the three minute countdown
34:11And wait outside
34:13And if I get to three
34:15When I get to three minutes
34:17I will have reached
34:19Limitless stabilization
34:20And then we can all go to Mandy's
34:22And enjoy milkshakes together
34:24Okay?
34:27Okay?
34:28Sure
34:31Okay
34:32Two drops
34:34Like you learned in your science classes
34:36Right
34:38My science classes
34:40Tiny dad
34:42I dropped out of school
34:44I'm going to community college
34:46Wait, what?
34:59Start the timer
35:00You dropped out of school?
35:03Uh
35:04We can talk about it at Mandy's
35:05Did you know about this?
35:06We'll talk about it in three minutes
35:09Lindy?
35:09Hey
35:10Tell me
35:11In three minutes
35:17You told your dad
35:19That was a tactical info dump
35:22I see what you did there
35:23Yeah
35:24He needed a distraction
35:27That was kind of you
35:29Like your TikTok
35:32Yeah?
35:35Yeah
35:42How you doing in there?
35:43Yeah
35:46Yeah, doing good
35:47All good
35:51Love you both
36:03Go get a pen
36:21Go get a pen
36:35Hi
36:37Hi
36:38Hi
36:54That's three minutes, dad
37:02Dad
37:04Dad
37:06Dad
37:07Dad
37:23Limitless stabilization
37:30Dad
37:56Nice use of the safe word
37:57Well
38:00If there was ever a time
38:07So
38:07Hi, hi
38:09Okay, everyone's still waiting in my room
38:12So are we gonna restore
38:14Tiny Richard or
38:15Is he less annoying tiny
38:17He's kind of annoying big or small
38:19But he is a good scientist
38:21Yes, we know
38:22Speaking of
38:25Yeah
38:25Whatever makes you happy, makes me happy
38:30I know that you don't totally mean that
38:33But thank you, restored dad
38:39I don't want to know
38:41I'll let him out after
38:44Okay
38:52How do we
38:52And up here
38:54Look at our
38:55Our house
38:58I want
38:59Our marriage
39:01To work
39:02Our new
39:04Revised version of marriage
39:10I do too
39:13My ego
39:14Has been revised
39:15You will never be last again
39:18And my accountability
39:19Has been revised
39:20I will
39:21Never blame you
39:22Again
39:24Only me
39:25And grand gestures?
39:26Oh, you have out grand gestured yourself
39:28I think we both have
39:34Let's do this thing
39:36Let's do this thing
39:39And my engagement ring
39:41I'll dredge the moat
39:49I am
39:52I had
39:55I have this idea
39:57It's kind of a big idea
39:59Tiny
40:00Big idea
40:03I feel like I have to write it
40:05On my own
40:08And I'm thinking that the
40:10Working title
40:12Might be
40:15The miniature wife
40:24Oh
40:30Yeah
40:31I love it
40:34Yeah
40:35Yeah
40:38And I love you
40:39And I love you
40:51I don't care if Monday's blue
40:55Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
40:59Thursday
41:00I don't care about you
41:02It's Friday
41:03I'm in love
41:06Monday
41:07You can fall apart
41:09Tuesday
41:10Wednesday
41:11Break my heart
41:13Oh
41:13Thursday
41:14Doesn't even start
41:16It's Friday
41:17I'm in love
41:19We've got messages
41:21Some
41:22Maybe
41:22Messages
41:23Or steal and text
41:25Please
41:25And text
41:26And if they don't call us back
41:27What else can we kill?
41:28Call me at San Luis
41:30One
41:30One
41:31One
41:38Freedom
41:39Freedom
41:43Help
41:44Help
41:45I need help
41:46What the fuck
41:51Are you?
41:53I'm a journalist
41:55From Scientific American
41:57And I have the most incredible story to tell
42:04Oh my
42:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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