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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:58It's close.
01:58It's a close one.
01:59It's a close one.
01:59Huh?
02:00It's a close one.
02:00It's a close one.
02:00It's a close one.
02:00General, this changes everyone.
02:31I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:56Your swimming pool, moat, cannot stop me.
03:03I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:34Laughing up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Let's reset.
03:44Let's do it.
03:44Let's do it.
03:45Let's do it.
03:46Let's do it.
03:48Let's do it.
03:52Let's do it.
03:56Let's do it.
03:59Let's do it.
04:16Well, well, well.
04:18Am I to assume you're blocking my path to protect less?
04:23I'm protecting science.
04:24You're protecting the man who tried to kill you.
04:27Drawn to wrath by you.
04:28No.
04:29It was a kiss.
04:30A naked kiss.
04:31Fine.
04:33A naked kiss.
04:36Now move.
04:40Richie.
04:41Please don't make me hurt you.
04:44Hurt me?
04:46You destroyed me.
04:49Richie.
04:51I am sorry.
04:54Truly.
04:57Sincerely sorry.
05:00You're a good man.
05:03A really good man.
05:05Now please.
05:07Move.
05:08Move.
05:09I implore you to think about what you're doing.
05:13Hilton, let's move the demonstration to this morning.
05:16This, this is, that's his last chance to fix the formula.
05:20And so we just, we both need him to succeed.
05:23So regardless of what's happened, just think about your future.
05:26The mind.
05:29Hmm?
05:31Uh.
05:33Your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages.
05:41One worthy of the recognition of the highest order.
05:45The Nobel.
05:49Oh, Richie.
05:51Richie, Richie, Richie.
05:55You almost had me convinced.
05:58Get the fuck out of my way.
06:01Wait, wait.
06:02I would rather die a six inch death than see Les Littlejohn win a fucking Nobel.
06:13You're gone.
06:15You're gone into the heart of darkness.
06:21The curve.
06:24Follow the curve.
06:26The curve.
06:27The curve to infinity.
06:31One.
06:32One.
06:32One.
06:33One.
06:33One.
06:34One.
06:36One.
06:37I'm so close.
06:38What's the map?
06:40What is it that you don't see?
06:44One.
06:46Two.
06:53What don't you see?
07:07Mommy?
07:17Mommy?
07:28Mommy?
08:03Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck! Where the fuck are you? You evil tiny bitch! Fuck! You made a fucking canoe! I'm bigger than you!
08:33I will crush you! I will win!
08:41Oh, come on!
08:51Help! Help!
08:53Lindy!
08:57Lindy!
08:59If you're hurt, answer me! We can call a timeout!
09:04I don't know what to do! I don't know what to do! Fuck!
09:08Help!
09:09I'm coming, Lindy! I'm coming!
09:12I'm coming!
09:12And I'm trusting!
09:15This is the timeout, Lindy! We agreed, right?
09:20I'm here now!
09:23Ow! Ow!
09:25Ow!
09:28My pathetic hero!
09:31I called a timeout!
09:33I didn't agree!
09:34You're a poor sport and a monster!
09:37You deserved it! You're a sore loser!
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion!
09:43Good! Now we're even! Time in!
09:46So there was a timeout!
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along!
09:51You're gonna need to dumb down! You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last twenty fucking years!
09:55Dumb luck! That's what jealous, resentful people call talent!
10:00Talent!
10:01Is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay!
10:06I teach!
10:07Yeah! Those who can't do!
10:10What's the saying? You want to see a woman's future? Look at a mother? Well, you are your mother!
10:13That's not even the saying, idiot!
10:16I'm no idiot! I'm a literal genius!
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life!
10:26At least I started something! And finished it! And won!
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad? I will kill us both before letting you win it!
10:36Start and finish! I win again!
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:42You!
10:44Ow!
10:45Ow!
10:46Ow!
10:49Ow!
10:49All right already!
10:58Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
11:02Ow! Ow! Ow! Ah!
11:04What?!
11:05What?
11:05What happened to you? Your eye!
11:08Ew!
11:09Nothing. Why are you here?
11:10you're late what time is it presentation time you're not answering your phone
11:15hey hey down here hey wait a second he made me tiny down here hey just a minute
11:23fuck me
11:28five minutes i'll be right behind you
11:52hi lulu hi tiny mom oh funny i'm back at school
12:00how did it go with the review board it hasn't happened yet um
12:06i'm thinking about bailing
12:08oh yeah i get that instinct what would you do
12:15uh okay uh let me think um well i know you're excited i called don't make it a thing i
12:23will
12:23hang up got it i would want to bail too but older tiny me might come to regret that
12:35like regret what it's self-destructive and
12:40they control the narrative
12:47lulu
12:50that's pretty good parenting
12:53what the fuck
12:56i might know a thing or two about a thing or two there she is i can only be me
13:02hey so you know um i was thinking you get to hold this my husband trunk me shit over dad
13:09for like
13:10forever
13:12like you could be tiny for forever
13:15forever
13:15which that's kind of cool but
13:18is it cool forever
13:21you know i'm just saying you know
13:22forever leverage
13:24yeah i'm not thrilled with the idea of forever
13:27uh but i currently
13:28don't have a choice so i am making peace with it
13:32are you stamping your tiny foot right now
13:35and if a tiny person stamps their foot does it make a sound
13:38once again
13:39funny
13:40just thoughts
13:42okay
13:44i think i know what i'm gonna do
13:46but i want it to be a cliffhanger
13:49bye tiny mom
14:13so you're gonna hate me but then you're gonna love me
14:15i need a third option
14:17sid called
14:18oh
14:18ultimatum
14:19lindy's second book
14:21or your imprint is dead
14:23like her patience
14:24lindy doesn't have a second book
14:26or does she
14:27no she does not
14:28hell yes she does
14:30ultimatum
14:31jackie finished her novel
14:33untitled on purpose
14:34that was quick
14:35well she's prolific
14:36and driven
14:37and willing
14:38but i have a strict moral code
14:40huh
14:40so let's wheel and deal
14:42you get the book
14:43slap lindy's name on it
14:44save your imprint
14:45or
14:48my dad
14:50he doesn't know anything about this yet
14:52yeah so i did a little research and it's true
14:55jackie finished her novel and um
14:57your cowboy has a daughter and it's hell
15:01this is the hate part
15:03but like let's just focus on the love part
15:05which is what exactly
15:08whatever you choose
15:10it's an ethics test
15:12your imprint
15:13or my dad
15:14lies
15:15or love
15:28me
15:30i choose me
15:31which means i choose him
15:33whatever his name may be
15:34love the me choice
15:35hate the rhyme
15:37is this gonna be a problem
15:40first thing you've said that i respected
15:44philip
15:45that seems philip
15:46goes by flip
15:47flip
15:50i flipped
15:51for flip
15:52oh god
15:54that's a good thing right
15:55very
15:57how does one solve
15:59the problem
16:00of feeding the world
16:02only
16:03less
16:04little john knows
16:05now what if we could take say
16:07an ear of corn
16:09and shrink it
16:10to a fraction
16:11where is this jackass
16:13i can assure you
16:15he will be here
16:16a hundred
16:17a thousand
16:18ears of corn
16:29i know i'm late
16:30i know i just
16:31i just need a minute
16:36i fell down
16:37oh really
16:38mount kilimanjaro
16:39yes
16:39practically yes
16:41hilton
16:42is going to sell the tech
16:44to the military
16:46bang to boom
16:47he said
16:48what after we solve
16:49we're hungry
16:50instead of
16:51tiny
16:53soldiers
16:53tiny missiles
16:55big surprise
16:56but i am so
16:57close
16:58for real
16:59for real
16:59i know
17:00i believe you
17:01now hilton owns the tech
17:03he's gonna do with it
17:04whatever he wants anyway
17:05but
17:05we
17:07can't be party to that
17:08so
17:09walk
17:10no run
17:11you run
17:12away
17:14i
17:15i don't think i can
17:17give them what they want
17:18you out
17:19the tech and government hands
17:21but
17:21not
17:22the restoration
17:23okay
17:24what about my no bell
17:25what if i'm
17:26what if i'm out of ideas
17:39me
17:53don't
17:55dicks
18:08i don't know what i want
18:10for myself
18:12and i thought that was a problem
18:15but it's not
18:18it's just the process
18:21and i can figure that out
18:23here
18:25or somewhere else
18:29honestly
18:31i'm okay either way
18:48any chance
18:50you might be swinging by the airport
18:53tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts
19:13yes
19:14quite
19:14science
19:16is not magic
19:18no
19:19there is no
19:22ta-da
19:22there is not
19:23it is work
19:25hard work
19:27evidently
19:29it's frustration
19:32it's passion
19:34it's misery and joy
19:36and it's fear
19:37you can spend years
19:39lost
19:40wandering
19:41among the trees
19:42wishing
19:42hoping
19:43maybe even praying
19:44which
19:44goes against all
19:46established scientific understanding
19:48that maybe one day
19:49you will finally
19:50see the forest
19:52well
19:55today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a
20:19plus one half
20:22plus
20:24plus p hat squared
20:27over two m plus two
20:29over m omega squared
20:32uh
20:32x squared
20:34which
20:39which
20:40which
21:01it's upside down
21:06it's inverted
21:09janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared
21:14x squared
21:15over two
21:17bob's
21:19invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared
21:28x squared
21:29over
21:30two
21:31carl
21:33implement
21:35m
21:35index
21:35m
21:35m
22:04Let's make it straight.
22:34Let's make it straight.
22:48Let's make it straight.
23:05Okay.
23:07It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it.
23:34I did it.
23:37I did it.
23:39I did it!
23:41We made history!
23:44Limitless stabilization!
23:46Yes!
23:47Translation?
23:48Hilton, the corn, not...
23:50Let me!
23:51Let me!
23:51Let me!
23:52Let me!
24:02Delicious!
24:03Sweet and crisp!
24:08You did it.
24:09Who knew?
24:12Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:20Are you okay?
24:21Ow!
24:21Les!
24:24Whoa, whoa, whoa!
24:25Give me some space!
24:26Les!
24:27Les!
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give me some space!
24:29Give me some space!
24:30Ta-da!
24:33I got you!
24:36Finally!
24:37I got you!
24:38Fuck yeah, you did.
24:40Awesome, Les.
24:44Oppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:54Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:17I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
25:25All right, Mills.
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, okay?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good to a journalist.
25:43And that something is going to destroy me.
25:45I just want to...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes, well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big.
25:54Small.
25:54But very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:57You sit.
26:00Relax.
26:03Today is your day.
26:06No.
26:08It's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:12We did it.
26:12Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:27He's not?
26:27Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian.
26:32Who is your problem?
26:34Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you, you have no choice but to eliminate
26:59them.
26:59Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:18I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting you.
27:27Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then leave the rest to fate.
27:37Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes, that is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:52Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:08No!
28:10Lindy!
28:13Lindy, I have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you big again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39Going to celebrate?
28:43I've decided.
28:45We're keeping him.
28:46Yeah.
28:48He won't play ball.
28:49You don't know that.
28:51I do, actually.
28:52It's kind of my thing.
28:54Just fire him.
28:55I can get him to play.
28:57Les's brain is a valuable asset to us.
29:00More valuable than mine?
29:02Or yours?
29:03You're making me choose.
29:05You're making me choose.
29:05Well, then we should both choose wisely.
29:16What?
29:17I'm not even blocking you.
29:19Just go around.
29:21Alright.
29:27You better not be fucking with me.
29:30Oh, no.
29:31It's true.
29:32I did it.
29:33I remain a literal genius.
29:35Look.
29:36I miniaturized and restored Mr. Magoo.
29:40How's that proof I never saw him tiny?
29:42I hate that cat.
29:44Well, that's funny.
29:45He told me he hates you, too.
29:48What's that, Magoo?
29:49Huh?
29:51You're hungry?
29:54Poor thing.
29:55He's been through a lot.
29:57What am I saying?
29:58You know.
29:59Sort of.
30:00Well, gotta feed him.
30:03Be inhumane not to, right?
30:05You know, Dr. Carmichael said that I can't force change on you.
30:11So, I'm having second thoughts about making you big.
30:15I think I've learned that I have to accept you for who you are, the way you are.
30:22And that you're never gonna stop.
30:25I gotta eat myself.
30:26Worked up quite the appetite.
30:28I think I deserve a good meal.
30:31And so I bid you farewell.
30:33And I wish you the best of luck.
30:39I'll leave it up to fate.
30:55Good kitty.
30:58Easy, Magoo.
31:00Easy.
31:01Easy.
31:04Stop.
31:12Magoo, stop.
31:14Dad, Dad.
31:16Stop.
31:17Oh, child.
31:21So, be honest.
31:22When I took a bite of the sweet corn, did you think I was going to explode?
31:25Did you?
31:25You didn't?
31:26Did I?
31:27I don't know.
31:27I mean, I mean, not really.
31:29But, you know, I was thinking, trust the map.
31:32Trust the map.
31:33That's what I...
31:33Oh, did you see Hilton?
31:34Did you see his face?
31:35Was he scared?
31:35I didn't see...
31:36Let's not focus on Hilton.
31:37Yeah, fuck that guy.
31:38Let's focus on me instead.
31:39Let's focus on us.
31:42Yeah, I'm the fucking golden boy.
31:43Cheers to me.
31:44Cheers to us.
31:46And everything we want to accomplish.
31:49Together.
31:51You know, I can't believe it.
31:52I mean, I can't believe it, but I can't believe it.
31:53Because, you know, I did make fucking history.
31:55If only Lindy could see me now, right?
31:59Lindy?
31:59Yeah.
31:59You know, I saw her.
32:01In my science thoughts at the podium.
32:03That cocktail napkin, when she turned it right side up.
32:06Bang!
32:07That was it.
32:08I got it.
32:08Invert.
32:09Lindy.
32:10Mm?
32:11Helped you.
32:13With science.
32:14Yeah.
32:15I guess.
32:16You know, cheers to me.
32:18Again.
32:20You're not really eating.
32:21I feel ill.
32:22Yeah, so do I a little bit.
32:23In my stomach.
32:24I think it's excitement.
32:26Less.
32:27We shared.
32:30We got personal.
32:31Mm-hmm.
32:32We have secrets.
32:36I thought we were partners.
32:38A scientist standing in front of another scientist.
32:41Yeah.
32:42Of course.
32:43You helped.
32:44Helped?
32:45Yeah.
32:46Like Lindy helped.
32:49You both helped.
32:50But I plan on thanking you in my acceptance speech when I win the Nobel and not Lindy.
32:58And then everyone will know that you contributed and not Lindy.
33:01And that's very important to me.
33:04Not Lindy.
33:05Is more important to you.
33:07Than us.
33:10Not really following.
33:11Exactly.
33:20I think you should collect your things.
33:22From what?
33:23From here?
33:24From the office.
33:25Oh, yes.
33:25Good idea.
33:26We need more space.
33:27We do.
33:28In a way.
33:30Excuse me a moment.
33:33Can I order you anything else?
33:37I'm done.
33:50Is that...
33:52Is she leaving?
33:54Is she leaving?
34:07What's...
34:11What's my?
34:13Stop.
34:14Hey.
34:15I know you can see me.
34:17Open the fucking door.
34:20My ID's not working.
34:26Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:28You gonna let me in?
34:30Where is Mr. Magoo?
34:35Is this about a cat?
34:37I want my tiny cat back.
34:41I restored him.
34:42I took him home.
34:43It's fucking Lindy's cat.
34:45I hate that cat.
34:47I don't know who you are.
34:52Aren't you gonna let me in?
34:56Oh, fuck this!
35:05Think you can lock me out, motherfucker?
35:09It's my fucking mouth.
35:11It's mine.
35:26What was the plan here?
35:30My ID didn't work.
35:33And you were gonna drive through the lobby?
35:38Yeah.
35:42You didn't listen.
35:44I tried.
35:46I was passionate about it.
35:48I cursed.
35:49I warned you about these people.
35:53You did.
35:54You dummy.
35:56Now it's over.
35:59Hilton has everything.
36:04We have nothing.
36:07Well, I...
36:09I couldn't help it.
36:11It's my life's work.
36:12I had to do it.
36:14Les.
36:16The Nobel was never on the table.
36:20They were always going to steal your tack.
36:24Martin, without the Nobel,
36:28I'm not worthy.
36:32Was he of what?
36:39Her.
36:42Lindy.
36:46I needed Lindy to be proud of me.
36:52Lindy's the only person who's ever really gotten me,
36:56seen me.
37:00Lindy.
37:00Lindy.
37:03Can't get her out of my head.
37:06She's everywhere.
37:12Oh, God.
37:14Oh, fuck.
37:15Oh, fuck.
37:17Oh.
37:18What?
37:18I can't keep up.
37:20Can you get back in there?
37:21What did I just say?
37:23I have to get the formula.
37:24Oh, fuck, fuck.
37:25I can't go home without it.
37:26I need a ride.
37:27No, you're going to have to take an Uber
37:28because I got Dana.
37:29No, you're going to fucking drive me home.
37:31Fucking now.
37:32This is life or death, Martin.
37:33For real this time.
37:34What?
37:34It's really, really real.
37:35Magoo could eat her.
37:37The cat?
37:38Yeah.
37:38I'll explain.
37:38What do you mean?
37:39I'll explain to you and Dana later.
37:40You're going to drive me.
37:41Come on.
37:42What?
37:42What are you...
38:05No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
38:07Come on.
38:09Come on.
38:10Come on.
38:11Come on.
38:12Come on.
38:13Okay.
38:13Come on.
38:14The fat lady has a son, man.
38:15Okay?
38:15I appreciate your...
38:16You're alive.
38:17You're alive.
38:18You're the wrong one, but I just...
38:19I'm trying to reconcile Les, the husband, and Les, the scientist.
38:22What drives a man to...
38:23There's this generosity and compassion towards science,
38:25and yet such selfish helplessness towards his wife.
38:29I just...
38:29Tell me.
38:30Why?
38:31I'm asking again.
38:33Why Les?
38:34Richie.
38:35What?
38:35No, no, no.
38:36This is not the time for this.
38:37Why marry a man?
38:41Reggie!
38:41Reggie!
38:42Reggie!
38:44Mommy!
38:45Yes, because it's gone, daddy gone.
38:48Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:51Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:54Love is gone, it's gone, daddy gone.
38:57Love is gone away.
39:04When I see you, eyes will turn blue.
39:10When I see you, thousand eyes turning blue.
39:16Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:18Love is gone, gone, daddy gone.
39:21Love is gone, daddy gone.
39:22It's gone, daddy gone.
39:24Love is gone, daddy gone.
39:25Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:29Zipped and smiles, oh yes.
39:31Beautiful girl, lovely dress.
39:35But where she is now, I can only guess.
39:38Cause it's gone, daddy gone.
39:40It's gone, daddy gone.
39:43It's gone, daddy gone.
39:46It's gone, daddy gone.
39:49Love is gone away.
39:52Gone away.
39:55Gone away.
39:58Gone away.
40:00Gone away.
40:01Gone away.
40:03Gone away.
40:14Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16Gone away.
40:16You
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