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00:06The Tick Day Show.
00:08We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn about her sensational new short story.
00:13Reality check, you didn't fucking write it.
00:16Everything I write provokes someone.
00:18I'm acting perfectly normal.
00:20Maybe control is his love language.
00:22You ran out saying someone could be dead.
00:24Yeah, Lindy, Lindy's having a hard time.
00:26As our size decrease, our proportional strength increases.
00:30This is your time.
00:32Tell me it's my turn.
00:33My turn is yet to win me the Nobel.
00:36The Nobel.
00:38How can I trust you if you're going to expose me like that?
00:41Don't trust me then.
00:42So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization.
00:44Please, I'm really excited.
00:45Lindy.
00:46I hear this and I can take care of myself.
00:50Lindy, is that you?
00:51She was going to leave me. It was an accident.
00:53Until you are honest, you are fucked.
00:56She left us to be free.
00:57Lindy was on the Today Show this morning.
01:01What?
01:01What?
01:02What?
01:04Truth is, I miniaturized you.
01:09On purpose.
01:34Whatever.
01:47When I was mom, what would my password be?
02:01Darling Daughter by Lindy McMichael Little John.
02:05What if I told you I spent nine months building a jail, only to sentence myself to a lifetime
02:11in prison?
02:12That I've discovered is what motherhood actually is.
02:17From her adorable baby's face, those demonic eyes stare out, laughing at me.
02:23Yes, she's saying, I've ruined your fucking day again.
02:27Mommy, she cries, her voice, a razor blade to my ears.
02:31I want her to call out for me.
02:32I want to be there for her.
02:34I want my maternal instinct to kick it.
02:36Why won't I?
02:37I dream of a life without a daughter sucking up the teat of inspiration, preventing me from
02:42being fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
02:48Fuck.
02:49Mom hates me.
03:04Maybe it's much too early in the game.
03:11But I thought I'd ask you just to say.
03:17What are you doing, New Year?
03:21Got your invitation.
03:23A New Year's Eve brunch for me?
03:27I mean, I'm honored, but what, what, uh, what prompted this?
03:32A new perspective.
03:34Well, I'm embracing my six-inch self, and I realized I've been kind of a jerk.
03:42Hey, the jerk is strong, given the circumstances.
03:46See, you've been nothing but kind, Richard, and I wanted you to know I am grateful for
03:54you and your company.
03:55The course of true love never did run smooth, Shakespeare.
04:00No.
04:01New Year, new me.
04:03I'm sorry.
04:05Mama says it's never too late to begin again.
04:08Oh, your mom.
04:10So wise.
04:11Right?
04:12To new beginnings.
04:13You know what else my mom said?
04:14Should we eat?
04:15It's just getting a cold, I think.
04:17Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:18Okay.
04:19Okay.
04:21Okay.
04:22Okay.
04:23Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:24Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:26Okay.
04:27Okay.
04:28Okay.
04:29Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:42A tremendous success.
04:44Subject expanded to regular size and stabilized for 2 minutes and 3.3 seconds, an increase
04:49of 1 minute and 32.7 seconds.
04:52Huge science progress.
04:55Yeah.
04:57Well done.
04:58Great job.
04:59Well done.
04:59Great job.
05:00Well done.
05:00Yeah, slowing the reaction down.
05:02Way, way down.
05:03Help.
05:03Yes.
05:03The nuclei need time, which is acceptable to form stronger bonds.
05:08Yes.
05:08It's fundamental to, yes, for those fragile to cement those connections.
05:13Or alliances.
05:15Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yes.
05:16Yeah.
05:17Are we talking about science?
05:19Yes, Hilton.
05:20We're always talking about science.
05:22This is a lab of science.
05:24Okay.
05:24Well, I heard a bang and then there was like a cheer of release.
05:26So my mind went there.
05:28Where's my head?
05:29Is there good news?
05:30It was a big win.
05:31Yes.
05:31Slowing the expansion of the corn mitigated the molecular disequilibrium.
05:35Yes.
05:37Translation.
05:37It's remarkable progress.
05:39Fuck yeah.
05:40We should celebrate.
05:41I'm having a New Year's Eve shindig tonight at my place.
05:44There's going to be amazing food, crazy guest lists, and you are all invited.
05:48Wait, it's New Year's Eve?
05:50I can't go.
05:52It's my anniversary.
05:53Oh, just bring Lindy.
05:54It would be great to see her again.
05:56Well, well.
05:59I only organize fantastic parties.
06:02You gotta come.
06:04Done.
06:04Set.
06:04Happy.
06:05See you all there.
06:08Woo!
06:10Translation, see you all there means less only.
06:13And you can't say no.
06:19Do you think you'll bring Lindy?
06:21Um, I don't know.
06:23I mean, it's, uh, I don't know.
06:28Hey, I've done a lot of thinking, and I'm embracing my six-inch self.
06:32So, New Year, new me.
06:34I forgive you for shrinking me on purpose.
06:37Meet me in the dollhouse.
06:38I have an anniversary surprise for you.
06:46Oh, the missus.
06:48She left.
06:49Was she mad?
06:51She had two glasses of wine and left.
06:53Oh, she was mad.
06:55Maybe disappointed.
06:56That's worse, isn't it?
06:59Happy New Year.
07:02Charlie, what's happening?
07:09He shouldn't be alone right now.
07:10Let him go.
07:11Hi.
07:12Let him be.
07:14Hi.
07:19Hey, Lindy.
07:20Hey, Les.
07:23Happy anniversary.
07:26It's okay.
07:27Lay into me.
07:28I deserve it.
07:29You do.
07:33But I understand.
07:37You do?
07:38You're caught up in your work.
07:39And when you're in it, you can lose track of birthdays, holidays.
07:45I know I do.
07:46I did.
07:48You supported me in the way I needed it.
07:51So, I'm supporting you.
07:57Okay.
07:58Mm-hmm.
07:59So, I was mad.
08:02I mean, I was alone in a restaurant on New Year's Eve.
08:09Well, then I came home and I got cozy.
08:12And I was going to watch the ball drop with Lulu, but she won't come out of her room.
08:15Probably something to do with Steffi.
08:18And so, I opened up a bottle of your Do Not Touch Until Never wine.
08:24And now I feel better.
08:28I love you.
08:36I love you, too.
08:41Feel free to apologize profusely.
08:43And maybe next time bring me those chocolates I like from the drugstore.
08:46I am sorry and I apologize profusely for disappointing you and for forgetting our anniversary.
08:55I forgive you.
09:08It's like the big box.
09:09Yeah.
09:11Well, happy anniversary.
09:13Happy anniversary.
09:15All right.
09:16All is forgiven.
09:21Lindy!
09:25Oh, Lindy!
09:33Lindy!
09:35You got me intrigued.
09:51Happy anniversary, honey.
09:54Happy anniversary.
09:56Oh, you remembered.
10:06What is that?
10:09Your surprise.
10:13Oh, uh, it's not what you think, Les.
10:16It's exactly what you think.
10:21Richard, is that really you?
10:23Yeah.
10:24Richard Ball, we're from your fucking lab.
10:28This is not how I first saw us having this conversation.
10:31You?
10:31And him?
10:33And her?
10:34What?
10:34You thought we would have a conversation?
10:36What?
10:37One day.
10:38This gentleman.
10:39How long?
10:40Forever!
10:41Six and a half months.
10:42Barely.
10:43Why him?
10:44He's not you.
10:46It was a chance encounter.
10:48Lindy, how could you?
10:49Because I told you the truth.
10:51I poured my heart out to you.
10:53I was vulnerable and now this.
10:55Why?
10:55Why?
10:56I did it on purpose!
11:00On purpose?
11:01Yeah, he knows why.
11:03But you forgave me.
11:05I lied!
11:06Ha ha ha!
11:10How dare you?
11:12How dare me?
11:13So you can lie, leave a voice note, and what?
11:16You're Abraham Lincoln?
11:18You baited me on a voice note, and then you exploited our wedding anniversary, and then you
11:24reveal you're having an affair with my physicist?
11:27How is that the same?
11:29It's not.
11:30It's meant to be worse!
11:32I was lying to be kind, to spare your feelings.
11:35A lie is a lie!
11:38As someone who has been lied to as well.
11:40You!
11:41You're my colleague.
11:42Yes.
11:43That's my wife.
11:44I know.
11:44Richard, what in the name of science?
11:47Like, what the fuck?
11:48Oh my god!
11:50What the fucking fuck?
12:05It's not fucking funny!
12:09You're holding a pillow.
12:10Over your tiny junk, it's so tiny.
12:13You're both so tiny.
12:15Oh, there's a tiny bum.
12:17That's so cute.
12:18Fuck you.
12:19I am gonna fucking kill you!
12:21Oh yeah?
12:22Try.
12:22I mean, you're a liar!
12:24You lied!
12:26What's that?
12:26Did you say something?
12:27I fucked you!
12:27You made me insane!
12:30I fucking kill you!
12:33I think you dropped this.
12:35Fuck you!
12:37Are you tap dancing?
12:39No, fuck you!
12:41Hey, hey!
12:42I think this is gone far enough!
12:45You know what, Richard?
12:47I think you're right.
12:55Hold on.
13:02This is not good.
13:03Oh, you think?
13:04You think?
13:04I can't believe you did this on purpose!
13:06On purpose!
13:07Why would you do that?
13:09Richard!
13:09Oh my god, if you're sick!
13:10Hey, hey!
13:10This is not about you!
13:11Where's my mom?
13:13Oh!
13:14No!
13:16Richard!
13:16Liz, Liz, we gotta talk about this.
13:18Liz, please.
13:19No man could have resisted the siren song of that woman, the beguiling web she weaved,
13:25the hypnotic allure of that brunch!
13:27She deceived me!
13:29She deceived both of us!
13:30No, you deceived me, Richard, for six and a half months!
13:36We share thoughts, we share science, we do not share my wife!
13:42Liz, I'm sorry.
13:42Nothing happened between us.
13:44Okay, you're squeezing kind of tightly!
13:47Liz, please.
13:51Where are we going?
13:53No, no, no!
13:54No, no, no!
13:54Hello, Delores.
13:56Please, what?
13:57No!
13:58Blaspheme!
13:59No, please!
13:59Please!
14:00Liz!
14:01Liz, no!
14:02No, please!
14:03Let's!
14:03Let's!
14:04No, no, no!
14:04Ah!
14:06Don't move.
14:08No!
14:11No!
14:12Ah!
14:13Ah, please, stop!
14:15I'm letting you open the door!
14:16Ah!
14:18Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:20Ah!
14:21Ah!
14:22Please, in the name of science!
14:23How dare you, blaspheme science!
14:26No, no, no!
14:26On top of everything else!
14:28Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Wait!
14:30Matron, you playmate, right, Bart?
14:32His name is fuck you.
14:34I want to play with the bird!
14:35I want to play with the bird!
14:36Oh!
14:38Oh!
14:40Oh!
14:40Oh, my God!
14:41Oh, fuck!
14:44It's, uh...
14:45The Lawrence, right?
14:48Good party!
14:50Good party!
14:51Hey!
14:54The pen!
14:56Is the pen truly mightier than the sword?
14:59Oh, my God!
15:02I'm not sure!
15:03I'm coming!
15:11Shit!
15:12Okay.
15:18Oh, I've seen children.
15:28What is that?
15:31Shut the fuck up, space-anus!
15:41Live in darkness.
15:57Richard!
15:57Richard!
15:57Richard!
16:08RICKY!
16:12RICKY!
16:16RICKY!
16:26RICKY!
16:31RICKY!
16:38RICKY!
16:40RICKY!
16:44RICKY!
16:48RICKY!
16:51RICKY!
16:52RICKY!
16:53I'M SORRY!
16:54I KNOW THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!
16:58oh fuck, THAT
17:00Is a lot of texts
17:03Wait
17:08What?!
17:09Oh my god!
17:12What is she?!
17:15Good morning.
17:16We recently featured Pulitzer Prize winning author Lindy Littlejohn on the Read with Jenna segment of our show.
17:22We've learned Lindy's been accused of plagiarizing her recently published New Yorker short story, Untitled, On Purpose.
17:29The shocking allegation originated from an unexpected and personal place.
17:33A viral TikTok video posted by the author's own daughter, Louise Littlejohn.
17:39So, my mom is a, quote, successful writer, unquote.
17:44She wrote one book 150 years ago.
17:47Anyway, this week, out of nowhere, mom drops a short story in The New Yorker and everyone loses their shit
17:55over it.
17:56Well, I'm going to let you in on a big secret.
18:00My mom didn't write it.
18:02She stole it from one of her students.
18:05What the actual book?
18:08She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris Review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
18:14We were unable to reach Lindy Littlejohn directly for comment, but we were able to reach the author's mother, Diane
18:21McMichael Jones, who is widely suspected to have inspired the mother character in her daughter's Pulitzer Prize winning debut novel,
18:29My Rainbow Starts with Black.
18:31No, I have no comment.
18:35Except to say, I haven't read Lindy's little story, but I will say I didn't care for her portrayal of
18:42the mother character in her novel.
18:43The real crime is that Lindy made me out to be a terrible mother, which I'm not.
18:51What a wild, unexpected turn for Lindy Littlejohn.
18:55We'll continue to follow this story and keep you updated as it develops.
19:02I'm going to let you in on a big secret.
19:05My mom didn't write it.
19:07She stole it from one of her students.
19:11The truth is, my mom doesn't even write anymore.
19:13She spends her days watching Housewives and making fake Paris Review accounts so she can shit talk other writers.
19:19Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:21Oh, sorry, I didn't hear my name.
19:22I didn't call it.
19:23I wanted to bring it to you personally.
19:25Oh.
19:27Okay.
19:29I also have a complicated relationship with my mother.
19:32Here, the cake pop on me.
19:35I hope you like vanilla.
19:38Thank you, St. Lulu to Lulu.
20:33here's to us i thought you were bringing in us
20:36fuck that us new year new bus wow who knew hey no lindy tonight no no she's at home under
20:44a
20:44blanket not in a party mood oh well i can't say i blame her uh that interview turned into quite
20:50the greek tragedy but you can tell me i won't tell anyone other than everyone you should do it
20:58plagiarize the story oh i don't know what i don't know right answer deny deny deny all set for tonight
21:06everything is in place great oh general never word of course looking forward to the party trick
21:15party trick what a performance there are several important private equity investors here that
21:20hilton would love to impress with a preview of your tech absolutely not i am a scientist not a party
21:27clown you know the tech is incomplete what am i supposed to do fake it no it's just a preview
21:32short and sweet the corn is small ta-da the corn is big ta-da end of story it's fraud
21:40it's sale it's
21:41my ass in prison is what it is i've already got a journalist poking around the lab asking
21:45questions about bot the explainers medbot brother-in-law what's to stop neils exposing me
21:51let me worry about neils and your ass it is one worth saving tonight the only thing on your mind
21:59should
22:00be nobel nobel nobel nobel do you see what i say
22:16that's dr amiel schofhausen nobel prize recipient and current committee member
22:21chair in fact i did my postgraduate work on dr schofhausen's theory of entanglement swapping
22:27he is a bona fide science genius yes yes just imagine what the support of a man like that would
22:33do for your crew it's just a preview short and sweet small and big
22:43ta-da
22:59hey why are you here why are any of us here oh god is this where we are um well
23:05everyone else is uh down
23:07the hall getting drunk as hell watching the tourists in times square freeze their asses off
23:10we're doing a shot every time a police horse takes a dump
23:13i need something different in my life
23:21what's this something different
23:29did you open this no yes it's my job my eyes than yours
23:47oh fuck what do i do
23:51oh it's him i know it you answer it you answer it it's your job
23:57i'm actually off the clock so you answer it fuck
24:06hello this is terry yeah it's me it's lindy oh i'm not missing the shit show
24:11your phone is off for just this reason you're hiding from me because you failed me
24:19no no no no no you failed me what happened to do nothing say nothing
24:24you don't understand i am so small i needed something
24:34well you're about to get smaller lindy the damage has been done
24:38the pulitzer committee is meeting and there's talk of rescinding your award
24:42no no no not really no they can't they can and and they most likely will
24:49but but but why am i without it
24:55a former client
24:59terry
25:01brutal but warranted lindy i tried i really tried but i'm somehow still clean in this this this
25:07shit storm shit sandwich a shit needle shit nado
25:11i warned you lindy and you chose jenna over me
25:14over our friendship our partnership
25:18i can't believe i'm saying this but i i
25:28i'm officially cutting ties with you
25:31terry
25:33please no please don't leave me i i have no one
25:38i am totally alone here i have my my own mother
25:42my daughter my husband less fucking hates me
25:46it is truly over between us now and i can't lose you too
25:55i'm sorry it's come to this
26:09hey you had to i know it's hard i'll miss her too
26:13oh um miss oldham happy new year nothing happy nothing new
26:17why did you offer a jackie baldwin a six-figure book deal when i've seen no jackie
26:22no book no email no proposal sid she is the next big thing yeah well you better hope so
26:27no lindy no jackie no imprint
26:33love the top
26:36paper trail you're unclean
26:39so are you
26:41fuck
26:59now i need a volunteer
27:23that's fantastic that's wonderful
27:28corn has been miniaturized into what appears to be one-tenth its original size
27:35one-twelfth to be precise
27:37and now
28:05two-minute warning
28:10dr little john it's been an explosive evening
28:17click the corn go
28:24here we are i was just saying to um dr schofhausen who was expecting an explosion
28:29how clever it was that we mitigated the explosion
28:32by storing the exothermally generated energy on a subatomic level
28:36yes it was an explosive
28:39discovery
28:43to an explosive new year
29:00hit rock bottom
29:06it's all fucking gone
29:10what is the point
29:22richie
29:23you're alive
29:24oh my god
29:25no no no you disgust me
29:28i mean i'm disgusted
29:31it consumes me
29:33my heart my mind my soul
29:35everything hurts
29:37richie oh god i'm so sorry
29:39but i but
29:41well but
29:42but
29:44a true apology should never include a qualifier
29:48you're right
29:50i'm sorry
29:51no but
29:52what i did was inexcusable
29:56i had no idea less was gonna react like that
29:59i didn't think it through
30:00i
30:01i suppose a reaction of that magnitude couldn't have been predicted
30:04i i need you
30:08now more than ever you have no idea what has happened to me
30:13what happened to you
30:15yeah
30:16yeah
30:18i have the floor
30:19okay
30:20i'm gonna finish my monologue
30:22of course
30:24i was forced to do unspeakable things to one of god's beloved creatures
30:28i was coerced
30:30into abandoning my moral code and playing a part in your marital folly
30:35but i am not above reproach
30:38i am guilty on two counts
30:40one in the name of love
30:42and the other
30:44in the name of science
30:47i believe unless
30:48i believe he will solve the restoration formula before his 30 day deadline
30:53and then i will beg him
30:57to forgive me
30:58then i will throw myself
31:01at the mercy of science
31:03in the hopes of being restored to my regular size
31:09did you say 30 day deadline
31:14that is what you heard
31:15no no i heard i heard it all
31:17the folly and the less and the but but but but but but but but but but
31:23but what the fuck is the 30 day deadline
31:26according to the contract less has 30 days
31:28to solve the formula
31:30or he's fired and the tech reverts to hilton
31:33he has 22 days left
31:39he only ever had 30 days
31:41and now he only has
31:4322
31:44oh my god
31:45oh it's closer to 21 actually
31:49another fucking lie
31:51oh my golly
31:52right
31:52no
31:53wait where are you going
31:54i need space from you
31:57okay but
31:59i'm getting my own place
32:06fucking less
32:08he is gonna pay for this
32:15what kind of monster makes a horrible tiktok video about their own mother
32:19you are a spoiled child and a lying liar
32:22mommy mad
32:25if you thought that was crazy
32:27wait until you hear
32:29dj john's rematch
32:31adjma mad
32:43is
32:49the
32:53tiktok
33:02who are you what who are you i don't recognize you i'm st lulu de lulu you gotta have that
33:11right
33:12hey i read the book how fucking lindy was my move very see i think you missed the point that
33:21was the
33:23point want another drink sure boss me too face yourself to lulu
33:39can i fucking help you i don't want your help wow judgment from the shirtless wonder she's your mom
33:47she's a liar you'll regret it fuck that i am her literal regret well you sure are living up to
33:56that
33:57title aren't you
34:17you good i'm peeing you scrolling
34:27fuck off tarzan no one made you come here my bladder made me come here you think you're so
34:33clever i know you came here tonight to see me yes this is the guy who followed me into the
34:38bathroom
34:40what if i did does that find you a little did you buy that i kind of wanted to is
34:50that bad
34:52kind of
34:55she kind of liked it you did you followed me in here
35:02busted
35:13lindy lindy guess who's getting his big prize
35:25this is going to open a bottle but not to be open never me
35:32oh that's richard richard
35:39oh god oh god oh god is that blood who's blood is that human flesh
35:50come on richard richard richard i'm i'm i'm sorry i'm sorry richard i was angry and i was hurt and
36:02i thought a few pecs would even the score
36:08richard richard richard
36:11richard please please richard reveal yourself
36:19lindy
36:30lindy
36:31lindy
36:47lindy
36:48I'm a man of science, Willis.
37:00Are you anonymous?
37:03That is the only way this works.
37:11Okay.
37:13I'm not used to the whole cloak and dagger routine.
37:15I'm not scientific American.
37:18Do you know who I am?
37:20Yeah, you're...
37:23Anonymous.
37:24You passed.
37:26Drive.
37:36Oh, my God.
37:42Richard!
37:43Janet!
37:45Happy New Year!
37:46Happy New Year to you, too.
37:48Oh, what happened to your head?
37:51Oh, I just...
37:52I had an altercation with a bird.
37:55On the farm?
37:56Yeah, something like that.
37:57So, listen.
37:58I just wanted to say...
38:00Thank you for the quill pen.
38:03It, um...
38:04Saved my life.
38:05Well, the pen is mightier than the sword.
38:08I can attest to that.
38:10Where are you?
38:11I'm at the lab in the creepy basement, uh, here to reboot the, uh, thermal energy tank.
38:20You drew the short straw again?
38:22Mm-hmm.
38:23Bob should have stepped up.
38:25Oh, yeah, it's...
38:26It's okay.
38:26I was, um...
38:27I was out anyway.
38:28Oh?
38:29You on a date?
38:31No, no.
38:32I was, um...
38:33It was a work event.
38:34You wouldn't guess where.
38:37Tell me everything.
38:38It was at Hilton's mansion.
38:40He invited all of us.
38:41Me and the bobs.
38:42Well, not the bobs.
38:52I was, um...
39:24Oh, oh, oh.
39:34Oh, fuck.
39:35Oh, fuck.
39:43Happy New Year, lad.
39:56Oh, where's Richard?
39:59Who knows?
40:00Weren't you the last one to see him?
40:03How's the formula coming, huh?
40:05What have you got, 22 days left, or is it technically 21 now?
40:09Lindy.
40:10Either way, I bet you're so close.
40:14Make that the epitaph of my tiny headstone, fucker.
40:18I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want to worry you.
40:21And I'm not worried.
40:23I've accepted.
40:24You can't solve the formula.
40:26I will solve the formula.
40:28Fuck you.
40:28You lie even to yourself.
40:31I've made peace with being six inches tall.
40:34I even kind of like it.
40:36And I plan to make the next 21 days of your life a living hell.
40:42What?
40:42Careful, sweetie.
40:45Your ass is on fire.
40:59Oh, God.
41:00I've created a tiny monster.
41:14The stars have claimed one of their own.
41:20It's been an honor, space colonel.
41:41What the fuck?
41:46I'll see your tiny cat, Dr. Little John.
41:50And raise you a tiny, silenced reporter.
41:57Whoa.
41:58Duh.
42:01Duh.
42:02Duh.
42:04Duh.
42:15Duh.
42:23Duh.
42:25Duh.
42:26Duh.
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