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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:28run
14:29no no no no
14:32loser
14:47i present jackie baldwin
14:50Hi.
14:51Hi.
14:51Take a seat.
14:52Miss Leland, the flight was just heavenly.
14:57Oh, you've got a little taste of first class.
15:00Oh, Miss Leland.
15:02Oh, Terry.
15:04Whoa, I'm sweating.
15:06Miss Leland, would you, um...
15:08I'm sorry, would you mind pinching me so I know I'm not dreaming?
15:10This is crazy.
15:12Let me just a little squeeze.
15:18See, Jackie, this is real.
15:22I'm real.
15:23The six-figure book deal I'm offering is very real.
15:27Oh, my goodness.
15:28Professor Littlejohn sending me to you is just...
15:32Too real.
15:34I mean, Miss Leland, how do I even begin to thank her?
15:38Well, I should be thanking her for sending you to me.
15:40Lindy is a once-in-a-generation writer, a voice that cuts through the noise.
15:45A book editor gets one of those if she's lucky.
15:47And here I am starting one of my second.
15:50You are just one signature away.
15:53I'm adding your name to my own imprint.
16:00Oh, sorry.
16:08Okay.
16:14You know, Terry, I should probably have my lawyer look at this first.
16:21You have a lawyer?
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:24She's close by.
16:25How close?
16:26Because I, uh...
16:27I do need to be getting back to it.
16:29She's in the hall, loitering.
16:30Well, I'm sure you have a minute for a once-in-a-generation writer.
16:35You're a quick study.
16:37Uh, I unleash hell.
16:38Mm-hmm.
16:39No punchline.
16:40You got my text.
16:41Sure did.
16:43Terry, meet hell.
16:45I'm her lawyer.
16:46And her cousin.
16:49Once removed.
16:51Oh, you might wanna jack your phone.
16:53Heh.
17:01Oh, I see.
17:04Looks like we both have a Google alert for Professor Will, John.
17:10Okay, here it is.
17:12Buried.
17:13An NDA.
17:15Good thing I know where to look.
17:17Hm.
17:18We're not total rooms.
17:21Excuse me, I just need to use the restroom.
17:23I won't be a moment.
17:27The old heave-ho.
17:29Elevator-restaur-walk.
17:30Elevator.
17:45Elevator.
17:47Ahhhh!
17:49Tough day.
17:59Takes the shine.
18:01Off the boot.
18:05Cool.
18:21Don't.
18:21You don't know what I was gonna say.
18:23Enlighten me.
18:23That was bullshit.
18:24This is still my lab.
18:26I am the head scientist.
18:28Follow me.
18:31Bye.
18:42Hello.
18:54Is this...
18:56Allowed?
18:56No.
18:58Does Hilton know?
18:58Does Hilton know?
18:59no no so I guess everybody does have secrets and now we have to but in the
19:10name of science he looks happy is that your scientific assessment yeah
19:16observation is foundational so beyond observation how's he doing strong
19:21vitals good appetite clean fluids solid feces what more could one ask for also
19:26noted increased speed and sensitive hearing interesting but not harmful
19:32quite the opposite happy as you've observed is accurate
19:37don't waste your energy on Hilton's antics think of him like an overbearing
19:42father with a sense of humor akin to pull my finger there is no pleasing him and
19:47he can only please himself
19:51I have been told that um
19:54an overbearing father figure is the trigger for me a scientist who's been to therapy
20:00since we're getting personal I have no um that no problem many that I have been to therapy
20:05couples therapy so there you go you are surprising which is surprising
20:15I'll bite I can do personal how did it go okay I'll bite back um it's ongoing dare I say
20:24complicated Vivian you have no idea Les you got my name right you just call me Les which
20:33please do
20:46is this model after union station on market street Richard what's the fucking plan
20:51gotcha okay
20:55you've had a phone this whole time okay because I asked for help and you brought me a piece of
21:01fucking pie but we have a phone okay so here's the plan hit me I Richard Paul Ware willingly sacrifice
21:11my natural size and myself in the name of love for the greatest love story ever told
21:17you will pen our story inspiring lovers for generations to come thereby earning a second
21:24Pulitzer then we will live out our days in the dollhouse as tiny people but only in size
21:31not in spirit not at heart
21:35happily ever after
21:40that's that's the plan
21:42yeah that's the plan so you uh I just want why though would you shrink yourself
21:50without a plan to make us big again Richard I mean you have no fucking plan at all do I
21:59have
21:59that right well no oh my god why did I think that you would have any answers I thought you
22:06were
22:06gonna save me oh my god no no no no no less than the team are gonna solve the formula
22:12eventually
22:13like they're so close they're like no no no once they solve it we can choose tiny bodies big love
22:19big bodies big love choose you think I would choose this ah it's a run out of battery I should
22:27have
22:27I should have packed the charger but I put the pie in instead because you said it was your favorite
22:32I'm walking away before I punch you in the fucking throat what I wait wait should I follow you no
22:38the train has left the station okay I'm gonna get the next train I'm gonna get the next no
22:45it's the end of the line Richard all right and the end of the metaphor okay all right do not
22:52fucking quote Shakespeare
22:56Lindy
22:5815 years of silence not 15 years of silence but 15 years of silence and and and now my dream
23:07my
23:07imprint my publishing imprint Harry Leyland publishing simple elegant dignified
23:16is slipping through my manicured fingers
23:22does she care no does she demand more yes are we still friends I don't know
23:36you help her
23:40who helps you
23:45me
23:50transactional relationships are unsustainable
23:56and lonely
24:04you are good people
24:07I know at least 30 people who would disagree with you about
24:12more opinions don't eat truth
24:19you are so wise
24:32you got me in a twist
24:37I like that
24:39a lot
24:51may I may ask are you married
24:56you may
25:02are you married in a way is he she he he he is he alive in a way oh we're
25:12starting with alive
25:13isn't the term alive binary in its nature a living organism is considered alive if it exhibits certain
25:20characteristics that differentiates it from non-living matter in a way my husband cannot be
25:26differentiated from non-living matter may I ask no we're done here but it felt good to share
25:33oh no
25:34what I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure
25:38seizure what she could die okay I can't lose her her I I'm sorry him clearly are you okay yes
25:47I just love the fucking cat
25:48okay
25:49okay
25:50the seizure is stopped his heart rate is back to normal
25:53okay good
25:54my heart is racing
25:59your pulse is excessively high
26:01the wrist excessively sweaty
26:08nothing can happen to that cat okay
26:10Mr. Magoo is fine
26:11I'm more worried about you
26:14I appreciate your concern
26:15I uh
26:16let's go
26:19excuse me
26:20excuse me
26:27come on where is she
26:31oh come on where is she where is she where is she where is she
26:35where is she come on
26:37oh
26:38oh
26:38oh
26:39oh
26:45I'm utterly alone
27:03I was just looking for you
27:05why
27:07I wanted to tell you how much I loved your speech
27:10what's all your notes professor
27:13no notes
27:14very efficient use of your words
27:16yeah
27:17sure
27:17right
27:18efficient again
27:19listen I know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation
27:23but I wondered if you and I could go get milkshakes at Mandy's
27:30I'm not ten
27:32I'm not ten
27:33yeah
27:33uh
27:34I know
27:34I just thought it would be
27:36you know
27:37nostalgic
27:38yeah
27:39you busted me
27:40I'm so uncool
27:42so
27:44it's just ice cream
27:45what do you think
27:47okay I can't
27:49um I'm leaving
27:51for where
27:52college
27:53uh
27:53it's June
27:54college starts in the fall
27:56didn't dad tell you
27:57he got me like some
27:59internship
28:00or observation
28:01whatever
28:02thing
28:03uh
28:04no
28:05no
28:06dad did not
28:07dad did not what
28:08lose
28:09summer plans
28:11I didn't tell you
28:12no
28:14well it was very last minute
28:15um
28:16I thought I told you
28:17sorry
28:26where are you going
28:31didn't I tell you
28:39you're the second person today drowning sorrows in a milkshake
28:43oh yeah
28:45huh
28:46was it another mother
28:52it was me
28:56how are you sad ever
29:00it asks you the same thing
29:02but I've read your work
29:03and I mean that with all respect
29:05and a hint of jest
29:08do I know you
29:09no
29:10no
29:12I know you
29:13and I love you
29:15in full transparency
29:16I work at the lab
29:18with your husband
29:20oh
29:21well
29:24too bad
29:29yeah
29:29yeah
29:36you know
29:40I would be remiss
29:42if I didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much I admire
29:45and a duel
29:47and a duel
29:48you're not
29:48no
29:49but no
29:50look
29:50your ability
29:51to capture the weight
29:53the burden
29:54of the mother's complicated emotional relationship
29:57not only with the daughter but with herself
29:58come on
29:59that is a master class
30:00it is a master class
30:02in dimension
30:03and in the heartbreak
30:04and in a lesser writer's hand
30:06it could come across as cartoonish
30:08or salacious
30:09but
30:10I was
30:11I am
30:12you know
30:12it stays with you
30:13deeply moved
30:14by the daughter's ability to thrive
30:17under the complex emotional circumstances
30:20thrust upon her
30:22it is
30:23it is
30:24a hero's journey
30:25underneath
30:26a
30:27comedic cry for help
30:32I just wanted to give that daughter a
30:35hug
30:37it's reductive I know
30:38but it's true
30:45I could really use a hug
30:49this might be overstepping
30:51but I would be happy to provide one
30:56okay
31:19is this okay?
31:21that's perfect
31:26your mom's here
31:27yeah okay thank you Barb
31:33I should
31:33I should go
31:35okay
31:39she doesn't like to drive at night
31:41the sun's out
31:42it's setting
31:45okay
31:58I am alone
32:02we're all alone
32:15oh
32:28I am alone
32:33I am alone
32:33No, no, no, no!
33:19what are you doing going home because of the showdown at high noon of a burgers in my lab
33:25i am the sheriff okay great galloping god what are you not getting here okay this there is a new
33:32gun in town and he's wearing a black hat but he has got the money fine whatever he started it
33:38that's adult i have to go home martin okay you know what hey hey hilton has not left the building
33:44yet this does not look good oh fuck him him f me f everyone okay you know what you are
33:51tying your
33:51own shoelaces tell him it's a family emergency what is it yes people could be dead what people
33:57people who what people
34:11do we like that guy we might okay but do we have to like poke him a bit you know
34:18i can pull up the
34:19presentation watch him shake bacon and shit not yet he's not not useful okay it's your call
34:30until it isn't that's not what we discussed as the brains and boots on the ground as you like to
34:37refer to me i have final say when it comes to the talent the talent sure but my gut say
34:49poke
34:51poke you can't help yourself can you neither can you
34:59poke poke
35:02don't poke poke do not
35:10what i'm not touching you oh you're gonna go oh really okay well that's childish
35:17oh god not now nils no time for questions no time for comments thank you no problem
35:26remind you something bigger oh yeah bigger than me i'm the story not anymore what
35:35whatever i gotta go
35:51i'm not failing we're here look we're walking through the doors it's gonna be fun it's gonna be
35:56great you said you were coming earlier what happened this is earlier wear a damn watch
36:04what's up mike this is my old friend lulu we go way back lulu mike
36:10hey come find me when you get a break okay anything for you boss
36:17wow you got id what id yeah i i i'm just kidding you look 21 and me oh
36:26okay i'm just kidding you're gonna be a genius
36:30but i'm just kidding you're gonna be a genius
36:32but i'm just kidding you're not gonna be a genius
36:32kid ray i hate him
36:34i hate him
36:37ah
36:47ah
37:06I will save myself.
37:14Come on, fucker!
37:18Come on, fucker!
38:05Come on, fucker!
38:08Come on, fucker!
38:11Come on, fucker!
38:15Come on, fucker!
38:16Come on, fucker!
39:15Come on, fucker!
39:16This was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:21Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27So defensive, not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop!
39:30Hey!
39:31What?
39:31Shots!
39:32Let's go!
39:32Shots!
39:33Lulu!
39:34Lulu!
39:34Go!
39:34She...
39:35Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:38We'll do the shots with mic drop.
39:56You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was gonna say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:03I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're...
40:10You're what?
40:11Wait, wait.
40:12We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:15Oh.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:33Oh, we need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in lakes.
40:37Okay.
40:38Was your mom even capable of, like, showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm gonna go.
40:47I'll see you after the New Year.
40:48Okay.
40:50Ah!
40:51Ah!
40:52No!
40:54What the fuck?!
41:00Psycho!
41:01Let's go!
41:04Hi, guys.
41:05Why?
41:06Oh, my God.
41:07Why?
41:08What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?!
41:15I'm a bitch?!
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but...
41:20Wait, wait, though.
41:21Is that, like, your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:31Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:48What?
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:52Because...
41:52You're just like her.
41:56My drama.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:11Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's Katherine.
42:51It's
42:52Liz!
42:52Mom, what are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat sit.
42:59Where is Mr. Magoo?
43:01Mom, stop!
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:07Well, I'm almost done.
43:09My suitcase, it bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care, I don't care.
43:12Just leave it, don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:19Anything.
43:20Liz.
43:24I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here, let me...
43:28No, no, no, please, just don't...
43:29Please, just stay where you are.
43:31Do not move.
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy?
43:58Mindy?
43:59Mindy, where are you?
44:10Oh, fuck.
44:12Mindy?
44:18Come on now.
44:28See you soon.
44:32Fake news, dropdown.
44:35Don't walk,透.
44:38No, no, no, no.
44:41First of all, come back.
44:41Tell me how you wrong.
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