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00:00you
00:08where's richard he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to care for a loved one what's up mike this is
00:13my old friend lulu mike drop you are just one signature away i should probably have my lawyer
00:19look at this first an nda you are good people not now nails i'm on to something bigger what's the
00:28plan i thought you were gonna save me no less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually
00:35like they're so close they're like he looks happy i think mr magoo is having a seizure
00:40i have to go home it's a family emergency people could be dead i will save myself
00:46come on fucker
00:51so that's my phone i'm impressed
00:55mom stop do not move
00:57oh fuck
01:11this session beginning at the beginning
01:19childhood this is when family dysfunction often makes its way known into our adult relationships
01:29lindy
01:30um describe your childhood in one word cold
01:43less describe your childhood in one word happy uh-huh happy okay now less this session is what i like
01:55to call
01:55the check engine light is on and we need to locate what needs service but in order to start that
02:04repair less we need to dig deep to diagnose it does that make sense sure dig dig deep that's right
02:12very good so digging deeper
02:41what's that's what's that's what's that's what's it means your mother created a fantasy child
03:00what's it is
03:04my dad's tough love as critical.
03:06Was it Nancy who called it tough love?
03:09Yeah, it was.
03:10I believe her.
03:14Delusional.
03:31I mean, he has gone fucking mad.
03:37It's just that he's been at it all night.
03:40Mine is moving, searching, taping.
03:44Look at that trap.
03:46It's ridiculous.
03:49Shrinks my laptop as bait.
03:51Get out of here.
03:56Hey, hey, hey.
03:57Yeah, sure, maybe it's not his best work,
03:59but he's obviously worried about you.
04:02Uh, no.
04:04He is worried because he can't control me.
04:07Maybe control is his love language.
04:09Maybe that sucks, Richard.
04:11I mean, if he catches me, who knows what he'll lock me up in next.
04:15I can see from your point of view how that could suck,
04:17but look, we could easily outsmart that rudimentary trap
04:22and just obtain the laptop, send him a little email.
04:25We're not obtaining anything that defeats the purpose.
04:29No, yeah, I know that.
04:30Wait, remind me.
04:31We are proving my independence.
04:33We.
04:34Me.
04:34I.
04:35Okay.
04:35I don't need a laptop.
04:37I have my phone.
04:38Got it.
04:39So, let's just.
04:41Do you want a little help with that?
04:42I got it.
04:44Ugh.
04:48Whoever Terry is, he or she really wants to get a hold of you.
04:51Yeah, she's my first call.
04:53Your story.
04:55They published it.
04:57No!
04:58No!
04:59No!
05:01Oh, God.
05:03They love you.
05:06Who's they?
05:07Uh, everyone.
05:09Everyone.
05:10Everyone?
05:10Like, everyone.
05:12Everyone.
05:13Look, look.
05:14It's just.
05:15Everyone.
05:16I mean, you know, my mom says saying I told you so is tacky,
05:19but I told you so!
05:22Breathtaking?
05:24Worth waiting for?
05:28Everyone loves me.
05:36You better be sitting in a dark room with the curtains drawn.
05:39I'm viral.
05:40I'm cat person.
05:43Viral.
05:43Me.
05:44I'm viral.
05:44Like a bad flu.
05:45Look, Lindy.
05:46I thought I'd been forgotten.
05:48Discarded.
05:49A has-been.
05:50But it turns out, they were waiting for me.
05:53Patiently.
05:54And they still love me.
05:56Reality check.
05:57You didn't fucking write it.
05:59It's not about the story.
06:01It's about my fans.
06:02And that they love me.
06:03That they still love me.
06:04You're basking in make-believe glory.
06:06This is a ticking time bomb that is going to blow.
06:09Wait a minute.
06:10You...
06:11You told me that you were gonna disarm the bomb.
06:14I tried.
06:16Okay.
06:16I flew Jackie out to New York.
06:18Was out negotiated by Hayseeds.
06:20Had sex with a cowboy in an elevator.
06:23Never got his name.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:25And?
06:26It was wonderful.
06:28It was wonderful.
06:28You need to find him.
06:30Oh, I have to find him.
06:32Hey, uh, Fifty Shades of Pay on the line.
06:34E.L.
06:34The assistant.
06:35E.L.
06:36Lindy's nuts.
06:37It's chef's kiss.
06:38I can hear him.
06:40Lindy.
06:40Listen to me.
06:42We have a chance to fix this.
06:44We still have plausible deniability.
06:46So just do nothing.
06:48I mean fucking nothing.
06:49Say nothing.
06:50Do you hear me?
06:51Yes.
06:52Do and say nothing.
06:57The, um, Today Show wants an interview.
07:01The Today Show.
07:02The Today Show.
07:04The Today Show.
07:04Wants me.
07:06The Today Show.
07:07Wants me.
07:10Wait.
07:13Wait.
07:14No.
07:14No.
07:14Look.
07:15On Zoom, you'll be regular size.
07:21Oh, I, I can't.
07:24Oh, my God.
07:25I, okay.
07:27I, this is not.
07:28I can't really.
07:29I mean, I absolutely cannot.
07:31I, no.
07:32There's no way.
07:33I'm absolutely not doing the Today Show.
07:35I can't do the Today Show.
07:37Listen to me.
07:37I know, I know, I know you're scared.
07:38I know it's been a minute since you've been the toast of the literary town.
07:41Yes, but.
07:42But this is Jenna.
07:44Jenna?
07:45Pulitzer Prize winner.
07:47Lindy.
07:48Little John.
07:49Okay.
07:50The world, we waited long enough.
07:52This is your time.
07:55It's my time.
07:56Are you kidding?
07:57I, this is your time.
07:59My time.
08:01I.
08:02Just saying.
08:06Here's the thing, though.
08:08Oh.
08:08Mm-mm, mm-mm.
08:09Tuna's talking in the head.
08:12Book it!
08:13We're gonna book it!
08:14Book it!
08:15Ah!
08:17I'm gonna be on the Today Show!
08:19Today Show!
08:22Okay.
08:22Okay.
08:24Excited, excited.
08:25Wait.
08:25Bad news.
08:26The, um, the phone is out of battery.
08:27It's dead.
08:29Um.
08:29Why didn't you get the charger?!
08:34No!
08:40Oh!
08:41Uh, just a thought.
08:42Don't kill the messenger.
08:43How about we just...
08:45If you say laptop, we're not getting the laptop.
08:47La la la la la.
08:48No, no, no.
08:48We are gonna go get the charger.
08:51Because the charger equals independence!
09:00He, he should've used a more sensitive trigger.
09:02Okay, you need to let it go, Richie.
09:04Okay.
09:04We're not going for the laptop.
09:05Less!
09:07We gotta hide.
09:08Huh?
09:09The couch.
09:10Get off.
09:11Oh!
09:11Wait for me!
09:12Wait for me!
09:14Less.
09:21Less.
09:23Less.
09:24It's okay.
09:25It's okay, dear.
09:26It's me.
09:27It's Mum.
09:28Ugh.
09:29Oh.
09:30Are you...
09:31You're having a nervous breakdown?
09:34It...
09:34Shh.
09:35It's okay with you.
09:37I could call Lindy.
09:40Which...
09:42You're in the wrong zone!
09:43You gotta be in the less zone.
09:45This do not walk outside the less zone.
09:47Less?
09:47Yes!
09:48Keep your voice down.
09:49Let me check your shoes.
09:50Oh, God.
09:51Oh, good.
09:52Oh, good.
09:52She's not there.
09:54Less.
09:54Less, less, less, less.
09:55Yeah.
09:56I am very worried about you.
09:58No, Mum.
09:58I'm fine.
09:59I'm fine.
09:59I'm okay.
09:59I'm good.
10:00I'm good.
10:00We...
10:01I'm just...
10:01I've been remodeling the house.
10:03For Lindy.
10:04As a surprise.
10:05Oh.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah, yeah.
10:07And I'm worried about you.
10:08Being up here, it's dangerous.
10:10So we should go...
10:11We should go downstairs.
10:11Come on, come on.
10:12Yeah.
10:13I think you are unwell.
10:15No, it's fine.
10:15It's the fumes.
10:16It's the fumes from the floor.
10:18That's the whole thing.
10:19What?
10:19Okay.
10:19All right.
10:20Okay.
10:21So we're on the move.
10:23And then we're gonna go downstairs in the last zone.
10:27No, you've got to stay.
10:28You must...
10:28Mom, you've got to stay in the last zone.
10:29Oh, in the last zone.
10:30Yeah.
10:31Okay.
10:31See?
10:32We're good.
10:32See?
10:33The last zone.
10:34That's it.
10:34Down we go.
10:35We're going down.
10:36Okay, we gotta move.
10:38Richard!
10:39Huh, yeah.
10:39Yeah.
10:40You know, I, uh...
10:44I miss my mom.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Les...
10:50Les has a really good mom.
10:52You know?
10:53Nancy, uh...
10:54She shielded him from reality too much.
10:56And also from his dad, though, who was...
10:59Wow.
10:59But Nancy, no.
11:01She's a...
11:01Yeah.
11:02She's a mom mom.
11:04Kinda always wished I had imagined.
11:08What would I be like if I did have...
11:13Hmm.
11:15I think I need a minute.
11:17Yeah.
11:18Yeah, we can...
11:20We can take a minute.
11:28Okay, Mom.
11:28So, you know, we agreed last night with a change of plans.
11:32And Magoo's with Lindy.
11:33And I'm...
11:33I'm working.
11:34And Lulu's here at home.
11:36But she's in and out.
11:37And she's doing her thing.
11:38That, you know, you should...
11:40You should probably just...
11:40You should go home.
11:41Okay?
11:42Okay?
11:43Less.
11:44Yeah?
11:45I don't believe you.
11:46Which part?
11:47Every part, dear.
11:49I'm acting perfectly normal!
11:51The last minute remodeling.
11:54The fumes that I did not smell.
11:56The less zone.
11:58Lindy's disappearance.
12:00Lindy's disappearance?
12:00That's a little dateline.
12:01The husband was the last one to see her.
12:03She's at the gray house, Mom.
12:06Okay?
12:07Other than that, I do not see my behavior as bizarre.
12:09I am working really hard.
12:11I am very stressed out.
12:13And I'm not sleeping very well.
12:16But I'm fine, Mom.
12:17I'm fine.
12:18Okay?
12:19You're fine.
12:20Sure, dear.
12:21When you're ready to talk, I'm right here.
12:24We talked!
12:25And I'm good.
12:26But it is too dangerous for you here.
12:28Okay?
12:29I promise that I will stay downstairs, away from these fumes.
12:34But I am not leaving until I know you're okay.
12:37One last thing.
12:39Yes.
12:39When was the last time you showered, dear?
12:47Okay.
12:48Woo!
12:48Let's get that charger.
12:49Huh.
12:50Now you just have to scale the vertical surface using the floss like a rock climber would a rope.
12:55And just...
12:56All the way up.
12:57I can't do one pull-up, Richie.
13:00But you have the power of the square cube law behind you.
13:04See?
13:05Why even pause?
13:06Just explain.
13:07All right.
13:08Simple math.
13:09As our size decreased, our proportional strength, that increased.
13:13It's like, um...
13:15Ants.
13:15I fucking hate ants.
13:17Yes, but ant math is never wrong.
13:19Okay.
13:19Well, you're tiny, too.
13:20So, you do it.
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:22But...
13:24This is your independence.
13:26Math is freedom.
13:28Freedom is independence.
13:29Go!
13:33Right.
13:36It's gonna...
13:37Yeah, it's not gonna...
13:39What are you...
13:40What are you doing?
13:41I'm conjuring my inner freedom math.
13:44This is exciting.
13:47Should we hide?
13:48No, no.
13:48I'm walking through the foyer in the less zone.
13:51I'm leaving for the lab, but I'd still love to hear from you.
13:54Wait.
13:55Wait.
13:57Now I've opened the front door.
13:59Martin.
13:59You never answer your phone.
14:01Martin.
14:02We're in the clear.
14:03He's never letting Martin in here.
14:04Yeah, but mom.
14:05Mom, mom, mom...
14:05Mom is in the basement, and she's a rule follower.
14:07She'll stay there.
14:08It's Lulu.
14:10We don't have eyes on Lulu, so...
14:13Tick tock.
14:14You gotta help me.
14:15Oh, yeah.
14:15I'm gonna help you.
14:25No.
14:28No.
14:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
15:01Intense.
15:07I remember the moment I discovered my mother was a liar.
15:11Too intense.
15:12You're too intense.
15:14You.
15:16Me.
15:17Why?
15:20Roommate.
15:22Well...
15:23Sure.
15:24Stop.
15:25What?
15:25You suck.
15:26You probably suck more.
15:28okay so I was a dick sorry you didn't insult me oh you don't go to Forest
15:33Park no I do I just don't give a fuck about what you think who's Wendy
15:39pressing Wendy what yeah she left a pretty hefty bar tab last night she
15:48sounds like a good time you both had whiskey sours she paid for your tab but
15:54then left her credit card huh okay why don't you just fucking say it credit
15:59card fraud
16:05so what is this is this a shirtless citizens arrest no badge nowhere to pin
16:13it I'm only asking only you asking only me good it's a stupid question anyway
16:32okay I'm gonna go well happy reading Wendy
16:41you ran out saying someone could be dead yeah Lindy Lindy's having a hard time she's sick
16:46no she's unwell oh look I am happy to stay with Lindy no she's at the gray house but you
16:54rushed home
16:55she left this morning because she's emotionally unwell oh yeah should she be alone no Gary and
17:02Meg are nearby it's a lot Martin it's a lot to keep in my head yeah yeah quad for Les
17:06herbal tea for
17:07Martin Martin Bob another quad for Les that feels Bob
17:44keep going
17:46What are you doing?
17:53Almost there.
17:58Yes!
17:59You did it!
18:01Oh!
18:03Oh, I love math!
18:05I know, right?
18:06It's like, it's never wrong.
18:09And the charger?
18:10On it!
18:13OK.
18:18Let's do it.
18:31Big smile. Ready, ready? And...
18:35OK, all right. Ready?
18:37Ready, ready, ready?
18:39Three, two, one...
18:41Merry Christmas!
18:43A dollhouse!
18:44It's just like our home!
18:46Yeah, Daddy's been working on this for months.
18:48Well, it was Mommy's idea.
18:50Well, I knew you liked the one Steffi had.
18:53This is way better than Steffi.
18:55And look, the lights work, see?
18:57Whoa!
18:58Wait, wait, who do we have here?
19:00Me and you.
19:01Oh, where's Daddy?
19:02He's at work.
19:03Yeah, arguing with the mean people from Monsanto
19:06and the Organic Produce Alliance.
19:08Mommy's at home.
19:09Oh, yes, but Mommy is in her office, working.
19:14No, but Mommy's watching TV.
19:18No, Mommy is at her desk, writing.
19:23No.
19:25She's watching TV.
19:35I'm the architect of my own prison.
19:41Not anymore.
19:50OK.
19:52You got the sound.
19:54You got the sound.
20:02Lindy!
20:02You all right?
20:04Yeah!
20:06Whoo!
20:07You!
20:22Bam!
20:23Oh, shit.
20:27I'm fine.
20:38Grandma.
20:39Oh, you are a sight, dear.
20:43I'm hungover, Grandma.
20:45And I'm not the legal drinking age.
20:47Do you hate me?
20:49Never, dear.
20:50I appreciate your honesty.
20:52Don't lose that quality.
20:53Yeah, I think I was a little too honest last night.
20:56Well, booze will do that.
20:59I'm so glad you're here.
21:01I don't even know or care why.
21:03Crossed wires with your dad.
21:05Have you told him fuck science yet?
21:10Your words.
21:11Or that you flunked out of college.
21:15Sounds worse when you say it.
21:17Is that not accurate?
21:19No, it's just...
21:23Fuck.
21:25What do you got there?
21:26Oh, Mom's book.
21:29Apparently, I'm just like her.
21:31Well, I take that as a compliment.
21:34I don't think that's how she meant it.
21:36I think you'll be surprised.
21:50Morning, Bob.
21:53Oh, I didn't see you.
21:54But I saw you.
21:57Neal's.
21:58Lattes.
21:59Plural.
22:01I can explain.
22:02Yes, you can.
22:03And you will.
22:04I know you can't help yourself, Bob.
22:07Technically speaking, I did not break the conditions stipulated in my NDA.
22:11I answer questions solely related to my brother-in-law and his experiences at MedBot.
22:16Then why are you so nervous, Bob?
22:19My brother-in-law alleges that once Hilton's company became the primary investor, they illegally acquired his tech.
22:25Illegally acquired?
22:28Oh, you know, as per my attorney, I must qualify, allegedly, Hilton's legal chicanery is airtight.
22:34And I mean airtight.
22:35How did Hilton illegally acquire your brother-in-law's tech, Bob?
22:40Well, they closed drinks.
22:41I had my brother-in-law removed.
22:43Allegedly.
22:43Allegedly.
22:46Gentlemen.
22:47We don't see you.
22:48We need to talk.
22:50Really?
22:50Not you.
22:51Less you.
22:52It's important.
23:02Okay.
23:03The Today Show.
23:05I need to make a new first impression tomorrow morning.
23:11What?
23:14Okay, for your information, I gave Jackie Baldwin extensive notes.
23:19No one would even care about the story if it didn't have my name on it.
23:23Les took everything from me.
23:25Look at me.
23:25I'm, I could be six inches tall forever.
23:28So I need this.
23:29I need this one thing.
23:31I tried.
23:32Okay?
23:33Writing is hard.
23:34And the pressure on a second book after winning the...
23:38I mean, it's paralyzing.
23:40I'm on my own.
23:45I need you to tell me it's okay.
23:49Please.
23:52Tell me I'm independent.
23:57Tell me it's my turn.
24:00Tell me it's mine.
24:04Me.
24:05Me.
24:06The Bordeaux.
24:09How's the second book coming?
24:12It's not.
24:13But it will.
24:14Do you remember how much Gary and I struggled when we were first starting the artisanal vitamin business?
24:19It was...
24:19Oh, like nine and a half months before we made a single sale?
24:23Nine and a half months before we made a single sale.
24:26Yeah, but look at this now.
24:27Barely able to keep up with Domain.
24:29Yeah.
24:29And it is absolutely going to be the same for you.
24:32Same for you?
24:34No, it's not.
24:36It's not the same at all.
24:38It's absolutely not the same at all.
24:43How is little Lulu?
24:45Oh, yes.
24:46How was her Christmas?
24:47Oh, we knocked her out of the park.
24:49Best parents ever.
24:50Show them.
24:50Show them the pictures.
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:52You should see this dollhouse.
24:54Oh, well, there she is.
24:56Huh?
24:56Oh.
24:57Amazing.
24:57What a sweetie.
24:59What a sweetie.
25:00So, Les, what have you been working on these days?
25:02I mean, R.I.P. GMO Tomato.
25:04Oh, yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:05R.I.P. GMO Tomato.
25:07But it did bring you success, though.
25:09You know, it did bring you some success.
25:11Well, I do have a little germ of an idea, which I'm pretty excited about.
25:16Oh.
25:17You do?
25:18Yeah.
25:19It's early days, but I think I can say confidently that it does have the potential to change the world.
25:25It has the potential to change the world.
25:27I like the sound of that.
25:28I like the sound of that, too.
25:30But, honey, it's my turn.
25:32Remember?
25:34Well, actually, it's still my turn, sweetheart.
25:39I do remember.
25:40Sorry.
25:41We don't.
25:42What is the turn saying?
25:44Oh, well, we take turns supporting each other.
25:46So he supported me through my first book, and I supported him through the first tomato.
25:50And now it's my turn again.
25:52He needs to support me for the second book.
25:54See, turns.
25:55No, because your turn won you the Pulitzer, and my turn is yet to win me the Nobel.
26:01The Nobel.
26:03I mean, honey.
26:05I'm just joking.
26:07Honey.
26:07Not at all.
26:08I'm not at all.
26:09But the Nobel, I mean, that could be never.
26:13That's how turns work, right?
26:15That's...
26:16Your turn ended with the tomato that put you on the science map, but then went splat,
26:22followed by your imminent termination from Monsanto,
26:24followed by our housekeeper finding him naked, crying on the bed.
26:28Oh.
26:30Depression.
26:31It's a bitch.
26:33Mm.
26:33Yeah.
26:35Oh, you know what?
26:36Should we take a visit to the Arch?
26:38Ooh.
26:39The Arch.
26:40The Arch.
26:42How dare you tell Gary and Meg about my naked crying?
26:46Huh?
26:46That was me at my most vulnerable.
26:48That was a secret between us.
26:49How dare you tell them your germ of an idea before me?
26:53Especially one that's got me trapped in St. Louis.
26:55And it's your turn until you win the Nobel?
26:58That's new.
26:59Not everyone, Lindy, lucks into their prize on the first try.
27:03Luck?
27:03You know what I mean.
27:05I think I do.
27:09Point is, how can I trust you if you're going to...
27:11expose me like that?
27:13Don't trust me then.
27:14Just don't tell me anything ever again.
27:16Fine, I won't.
27:16Good, me too.
27:17Great, secrets from now on.
27:19Secrets.
27:19We need a secret.
27:20Love a secret.
27:23But it is my turn.
27:32My fucking turn.
27:33Oh, not my turn.
27:34Just don't.
27:35It's my fucking turn.
27:36It's my fucking turn.
27:41It's my fucking turn.
27:44It's my fucking turn.
27:45My fucking turn.
27:50I can't take any more bad cat news.
28:02So is this behavior normal?
28:04I don't know how to feel.
28:04You should feel good.
28:05Really?
28:07Mr. Magoo has diabetes.
28:09I stabilized his blood sugar and he's going to be fine.
28:12So the seizures have nothing to do with miniaturization.
28:14Completely unrelated.
28:15So she's going to live.
28:17I mean, he.
28:17He.
28:18He's going to live.
28:18There is more good news.
28:20Look.
28:26That is a sample of Mr. Magoo's muscle tissue.
28:29The rapid expansion process might cause fragmentation in the atomic bonds,
28:33leaving them too fragile to hold.
28:38So we need to...
28:42We need to slow the reaction.
28:44To allow the nuclei time.
28:46To form stronger bonds.
28:48Stronger bonds are fundamental in the expansion of any fragile connection or alliance.
28:55Oh, I agree.
29:03We need a neutron moderator.
29:13V equals R equals V naught.
29:19How is the exponential of?
29:20Negative R divided by lambda.
29:26Let's see if keep going.
29:27H hat equals negative H bar squared over, over, over, over, over, um, two times the mass of the nucleus,
29:38times the location operator, um, and plus, uh, V, uh, multiplied by R.
29:44Yes?
29:45Oh, God, God, this is what I've been missing.
29:51We should, uh, check them out.
29:54Yeah.
30:03Mom is a good writer.
30:06Like, good.
30:08Well, she won an award, dear.
30:10I know, but I didn't know, no.
30:13Like, look, the book is really funny, but it's also deeply sad.
30:20Grandma, it's making me...
30:22There's just so much I'm connecting about Mom, Grandma Diane, me.
30:31It's like, I might need to rethink my thoughts.
30:36You're coming of age, reading about your mom coming of age.
30:41That's deep, Grandma.
30:57Grandma, turn on channel five.
31:02We are talking to Pulitzer Prize winning author, Lindy Littlejohn, about her sensational new short story, Untitled, On Purpose.
31:09What?
31:10Lindy looks terrific.
31:13Lindy, could you possibly have expected the reaction to be anything like this?
31:16Oh, Jenna, I, nothing about this experience is what I expected.
31:22The story is just so...
31:23Mom wrote something?
31:24I always knew she would.
31:26Did you know you were writing something so provocative?
31:29You know, everything I write provokes someone, right, Jenna?
31:34Very true.
31:35Yeah.
31:35You famously fictionalized your difficult relationship with your mother.
31:39And My Rainbow Starts With Black, one of my all-time favorite books.
31:44Oh, thank you.
31:45I've got to ask you, did you base this story on your real life, too?
31:48So the book is true.
31:50You know, Jenna, I just think everyone does their best writing when they're not worried what other people think.
31:55That's the office.
31:56Upstairs.
31:58I thought she was at the Greyhouse.
32:00So did I.
32:02Lindy Littlejohn, thank you so much for being here.
32:04Oh, thank you, Jenna.
32:05It's been wonderful talking to you.
32:07Please turn the story into a book.
32:09I'll think about it.
32:10Okay, bye-bye.
32:19I killed it.
32:23You have to write the book.
32:25Oh, my God.
32:26I feel like I have another chance.
32:27I could write something.
32:28I could write something great.
32:30You already have.
32:31Yes, Les supported me, but I wrote.
32:34I am a writer, right?
32:36I'm here.
32:37I can support you.
32:38I feel like me again.
32:39Richie, this is...
32:42Like, where have I been, you know?
32:44Like, I've been here the whole time, and it's like I forgot.
32:48I forgot.
32:49I was right here.
32:53I'm a writer.
32:56Wait, are you crying?
32:58No.
32:59You're a little.
33:01Me, too.
33:03Oh!
33:16Mom?
33:18Mom?
33:19Mom?
33:20Mom?
33:24Mom?
34:00My Jackie Baldwin?
34:03What the fuck?
34:05Mom?
34:09Dad?
34:09Me?
34:15Mom?
34:15Mom?
34:15Mom?
34:15Mom?
34:16Mom?
34:27were you here all night uh oh shit lindy wait what time is it
34:31oh okay so you knew so everything's okay now yeah yeah i admit there's a little something
34:39between us but nothing happened we had a breakthrough oh well she looked great on the
34:43today show vivian lindy lindy vivian who's on what lindy was on the today show this morning
34:53how how did she what did she look like what what what
35:28lindy lindy lindy where are you right here lindy and i can take care of myself
35:43out yeah clearly you're on the fucking today show i'm worried sick i'm working all night
35:50poof you're writing again you're a viral sensation who knew not me poof i'm six inches tall who
35:55knew not me keeping secrets was your idea i think you're taking that to the extreme i
36:02think you're taking that to the extreme you're delusional you're delusional i can't lose you
36:09lindy no more traps lass lindy is that you
36:17mom dad
36:21what what's going on oh my god grandma is she dead no she just fainted quickly run to the
36:28pharmacy get some bromides what the fuck are bromides i google it she's having one of her
36:33spells grandma has spells yes she's she's she's old hurry up hurry hurry hurry hurry
36:42mom
36:43okay mom oh there we go mom mom it's okay hey mom hey mom
36:58hey hey it's okay you just fainted i saw i saw her
37:05saw who mom lindy she was so small yeah lindy's not here remember mom i saw her like like a
37:17little
37:17doll she was she was like a real life little lindsey doll i think you mean one of lulu's
37:23little dolls no no no i know what i saw and i yeah i i saw her on on tv
37:28too no lulu no no lulu's not
37:32here either mom lulu's not here i think you're a little confused i'm not confused yeah you're
37:37lying to me i am your mother tell me the truth okay um come on come on let's sit down
37:45come on
37:46come on just sit sit so um okay so um okay so this is this is hard what this is
37:54hard but the truth
37:55yeah the truth is um that i put a painkiller in your tea and hallucinations are a side effect
38:06so there is no tiny lindy yeah why when because of your back because i know it's been bothering you
38:14and i wanted you to relax and yeah you drugged me what kind of son drugs his own mother concerned
38:24son no no no no you're not sorry you are manipulating and controlling and a liar you are without a
38:33doubt
38:33your father's son which breaks my fucking heart what oh whoa what i failed i'm guilty i i tried i
38:43tried to
38:43protect you from this from from what from becoming your father my well i'd say you overdid it
38:51huh because i was invisible huh and i still am yeah that's what fucking drives me and that's fine
38:58but dad is a kind and fair an asshole who keeps me on a tight leash but i have made
39:07my peace with
39:09that and my marriage is not your marriage whatever you have done to lindy and i mean whatever you have
39:16done to her she is not me she needs to be off the leash she needs to be free out
39:22of anyone's control
39:24i don't know what you are hiding but you are not remodeling and if you are lying to me
39:30i bet the farm you are lying to her and yourself mom mom i love you no no you love
39:37you what is it
39:39your dr carmichael says dig deep if i were you i'd start digging deeper than you've ever done before
39:46find the truth keep on lying keep on burying and you will lose her if you haven't already
39:55she was going to leave me it was an accident no there are no accidents isn't that a chapter in
40:02your doctor's book tell her tell her what you did tell lindy everything because until you are honest
40:13you are fucked and that's the complete and honest truth of it
40:37and i love you lindy and i need you lindy and i miss you
41:05where's grandma
41:14uh she left this isn't about grandma is it
41:22mom left you
41:29she left us didn't she
41:41i'm trying to hear you and see you and be honest with you if you're ever going to forgive me
41:47and the truth is the truth is that i was scared you were going to leave me and i didn't
41:54want to lose
41:55and so um i miniaturized you
42:02on purpose i did it
42:07and that's the complete and honest truth i miniaturized you
42:11on purpose i did it miniaturized you on purpose i did it miniaturized you on purpose i did it
42:25miniaturized you on purpose
42:35miniaturized you on purpose
42:51miniaturized you on purpose
43:06miniaturized you on purpose i did it
43:08miniaturized you on purpose i did it
43:08miniaturized you on purpose i did it
43:09miniaturized you on purpose i did it
43:10miniaturized you on purpose i did it
43:16miniaturized you on purpose i did it
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