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00:07लुक जुक जका तो झाल

00:08new year... new us

00:09I've arranged to get the Vermont gang back together

00:11are Gary and Meg gonna be there

00:13terry

00:13girl we did it

00:14you famously fictionalised your difficult relationship with your mother

00:18I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday

00:22your mother reads your Wine Club Wednesday

00:24that's not a stretch

00:25your mother was protecting you from your father

00:27और विधन दो यहाट लाँ इब लाँ तो अड़ारा लाँ जाँ पिजने लाँ और याँ सिएलेस कि अव्किन ओो लिधा

00:36विमा कि अविल्ठान बुटत कि वतल विल्ता कि अविल्टार विल्टार विल्ता है

00:43फिर ल default है that jf is time you knew the truth about less little John работ

00:50it is time you knew the truth about less 4000 you have no choice bad you have no choice

00:55why why less we take Manhattan slow down Terry be clear what is the

01:06कि का जज arriver ज Nobel कि व्याजिट बुके टुकेशन का युछ इस लिए चैस टई

01:22रजे बार्वादा बूल्वाट बड्रो हो no no no

01:25झार नार ढो Contहित अब व्यर्स का पाम अमर्ट बुल्षों किक लिए टी अ

01:35खविल लंगřे. मैंने भी हो.. या वे में होँवेश één pok AKA अवेशे टेंट

01:39सshowwyनाती है

01:40को में ये If It

01:40ये ये ये-वी यूल्य

01:42ये ये येवा-ग foul

01:43ये ये ये ये ये ये य uniform

01:50ये ये

01:51यह जी ये ये ये

01:59अव में ये ये ये,

02:07What cannot marry me?

02:11Absolutely.

02:12Not.

02:13Never.

02:13Ever.

02:17What the fuck is happening?

02:20Well, I thought we could maybe...

02:22...make it not official.

02:26Are we...

02:27...not doing this?

02:29Or are we not...

02:30...not doing this?

02:31I don't know.

02:33I mean, we always say we wouldn't...

02:35तो बाम प्राइढ दिवते हलोगा माते प्रेता कि जडने अ count क我知道

02:42है फिर वर उर्ए जले हैं!

02:46छोर वर रहा है झाल प्राइड व्रह Mort curriculum

02:50स्वेल्ड नंगनोंः कि अम छ slab two you बह captain

02:56में च्राइड से गे उना चाम मैं?

02:58यहार सिर्भी है

03:03यह अभी है

03:06यह हो यह वांग

03:09यह हो यहार यह एिष्दोवगे

03:16यह दो दो

03:21यह यह विस्वे वाड़

03:34I cannot believe that you did all the same play

03:37Alice!

03:39Right here, ma'am

03:39Oh, there you are

03:40Always, ma'am

03:41Let's put this someplace safe

03:43Under lock and key

03:44Nothing can happen to them

03:46Check

03:46Next

03:47Flowers

03:48After the ceremony

03:49Transfer to the tables

03:50Low stemmed

03:51Vases only

03:51To review

03:52Rehearsal dinner rundown

03:53Drinks and hors d'oeuvres

03:54On arrival

03:55Bride and groom

03:56Welcome speech

03:57Appetizers and various toasts

03:59You have the approved list?

04:00Yes, ma'am

04:01Okay

04:01Dessert

04:02Done

04:02Everybody fucks off

04:03I get my sleep

04:04We good?

04:05Good

04:06Wait, just good?

04:07Great

04:09Oh, one more thing

04:10Ah!

04:11Videographer

04:12So very important

04:13One question only

04:14What is it?

04:15What is the secret to a happy marriage?

04:16What do I not want?

04:17Advice?

04:18Remember when

04:19Well wishes

04:19Gold fucking star

04:20Wait, ma'am

04:21Excuse me

04:22Kevin

04:22Classic rectangle

04:23Not Bishop's hat

04:24Oh, good catch

04:25Jesus

04:27Alice

04:28Font spelling

04:29Placement

04:30Placement

04:30My dad

04:32Cannot sit next to

04:34My mom

04:35We were informed

04:36That a walt

04:37Was assuming

04:38The father of the bride

04:39Responsibilities

04:40By fucking Diane

04:41Mother of the bride

04:42That is incorrect

04:43We need to start again

04:44Kevin

04:45Kevin

04:45We need to begin again

04:46Hold on

04:47What are you doing?

04:47I am preventing

04:48A nuclear fallout

04:50She always does this

04:52Who?

04:52Diane

04:53Does what?

04:54Pushes my dad out

04:55But he's coming, right?

04:56Right

04:56So we need to seat

04:58Jim

04:59Father of the bride

05:00Next to

05:01Nancy

05:02Nancy

05:03Mother of the groom

05:04From a normal

05:06Stable

05:07Functional family

05:08And not my

05:10House of lies

05:11Madness

05:12Sadness family

05:13Okay, Kevin

05:14Okay

05:14Kevin

05:15Champagne or cocktails

05:16Before dinner

05:16Cocktails

05:17Thank you, Alice

05:18What?

05:19Champ

05:20No

05:21Champagne

05:22Champagne

05:23Thank you, Alice

05:24Diane and cocktails

05:25No food, no absorption

05:27We talked about this

05:28She can

05:29Whoa, whoa

05:29Let's take a breath

05:29We're losing sight

05:31We're losing sight

05:32Thank you for using we

05:34Yeah

05:35We

05:36What does that mean to me?

05:37We hate this

05:38Right

05:39Oh my God

05:40We do not want this

05:41And that's why

05:42It's fun, okay?

05:44Everything that goes bad

05:45Is good

05:46Because it makes for a better story

05:48Our not wedding wedding

05:49For our not marriage marriage

05:51It's all nots, okay?

05:54Rebels at the altar

05:55It's just us

05:57Right

05:57It's you and me

05:58You and me

05:59You and me

06:00Okay

06:00Okay?

06:02Yeah, okay

06:03But like

06:04What if I lose control?

06:06Yeah, what if you lose your time?

06:07Because I'm really on the edge

06:09I think

06:09I think that perhaps

06:10We need a safe word

06:11That'd be good

06:12Yeah

06:12Okay?

06:13Like, um

06:15Um

06:15Uh

06:17Uh

06:17I know

06:18Like, like, um

06:19Halloween

06:201999

06:21Okay, yeah

06:22In the sea of Bill Clinton's

06:23And Monica Lewinsky's

06:24And Linda Tripp's

06:25There were only two

06:27Janet Reno's

06:28Oh, Janet Reno

06:30Safe word

06:31I love it

06:32I love you

06:32I fucking love you

06:34Okay

06:36Okay, but that flower

06:38Is not in the center

06:39Hey, come on

06:40Okay, I'm gonna

06:40I'm gonna let it go

06:41Let's go, come on

06:42Countdown guest's arrival

06:43T-minus 25 minutes

06:4525

06:46I did, I did

06:47Yeah, yeah, yeah

06:48Hey, hey

06:48Martin

06:49Hey, how are you?

06:51Congratulations

06:53Oh

06:55Oh

06:56Sweet redeemer

06:58Am I the first?

06:59Always

06:59You're punctual

07:00I'm, where's, uh

07:01Is it Dana?

07:02Uh, Dana and I are

07:04Exploring our options

07:06In a good way

07:07Cool

07:07Okay

07:08I need you

07:09In the kitchen

07:09Uh, I'm greeting guests

07:11I'm supposed to be here

07:14What?

07:19Okay

07:21It's nothing

07:22Okay

07:22Nothing

07:23Is everything okay?

07:24Yes

07:24Good

07:24Um, so

07:26Well

07:26Dana felt that she needed

07:28No, no, no

07:28Oh, oh, oh

07:29You know what?

07:30Let's not talk tomato

07:31Oh, they passed

07:32They fucking passed

07:33What?

07:35Feezy assholes

07:36They've got no vision

07:37They've got no fucking

07:39Balls

07:39Hey, hey

07:40Well, get there, okay?

07:41I know a guy at Monsanto

07:42Kill me if we end up at Monsanto

07:45Hey

07:46So how was your nothing?

07:48It's fine

07:49Yes, it'll be fine

07:50Good

07:51How's everything?

07:52Everything fine?

07:53Fine, fine, fine

07:53Good

07:53Oh, they passed

07:55No, no, no

07:56It's Dana

07:56We're hoping she'll come through, right?

07:59Uh

07:59Yeah

08:00Um, hey

08:00You know

08:01I'll be at the bar

08:02Okay

08:05Diane!

08:06Walt!

08:07Walt needs to use the restroom

08:09The signage here lacking

08:11Uh, down the hall

08:13First left

08:14Left on the left

08:14Left?

08:15Right

08:15No, left

08:17Okay

08:18Right

08:20Good luck

08:21Thank you

08:22Okay

08:25Snub

08:26Noted

08:28Les

08:28Has he cancelled yet?

08:30Who?

08:30Jim

08:30Uh, no, no, no

08:32He's confirmed

08:32Who said?

08:33Lindy said

08:34No, he's not coming

08:35You need to prepare

08:36Prepare for what?

08:37Heartbreak

08:38Drama

08:38Tears

08:39Walt will walk Lindy down the aisle

08:41I think Lindy wanted to hear that

08:42It's handled

08:43Walt will step in for Jim

08:45Crisis averted

08:46Less drama

08:47Fewer tears

09:01Ready?

09:03And

09:03What is the secret

09:05To a happy marriage?

09:07There is no secret

09:09Walt

09:10Nope

09:11And happy

09:12Unsustainable

09:14Enough said

09:15But I will say

09:17I know it's fashionable these days

09:19For everyone to express

09:20Every single feeling

09:22At every single moment

09:24But as far as I'm concerned

09:26It doesn't do anyone

09:26The slightest bit of good

09:29And marriage

09:31Walt

09:33Be nice

09:36And if you can't be nice

09:39Be silent

09:41Walt

09:52Why the fuck are you two doing this?

09:55Terry

09:55Why are we doing marriage?

09:58Hey hey

10:00Hi

10:00Be nice

10:01Morning

10:02Okay

10:02I do have the greatest wedding present ever

10:06Open it now

10:08No

10:08We're doing gifts

10:09Now

10:09Like after

10:09Now

10:09Okay

10:10Is this what I think it is?

10:13You have a ton of work to do

10:14Oh

10:15No we don't

10:15Stop

10:15It can't wait

10:17Hey

10:19It has to wait

10:20I mean I

10:20I have to be here

10:22Well you want to be here

10:23Yes

10:24I want to be here

10:25You have to be here

10:26Alright Stepford

10:27I want to be here

10:28It's my wedding

10:29We agreed that we wouldn't do any work on the wedding

10:31Right

10:31Does your book go to print Monday to Motterhead?

10:34What?

10:34You told her about the tomato?

10:36Was it a secret?

10:37Yeah

10:37Oh

10:38I don't have any secrets

10:39Get used to it Leslie

10:40You can get out

10:41You have no right to call me Leslie

10:42Is it not your name?

10:44You have no emotional right

10:44Okay

10:45Hey hey hey hey

10:45Hey look who's here

10:46Your mom and dad

10:48Oh

10:51Lindy

10:51Mom and dad are here

10:52I'm right behind you

10:56Mom and dad

10:57How sweet

10:58Yeah I am going all fucking in

11:00On this new normal family

11:01There is no normal

11:02Do you want your book in Barnes & Noble

11:04What?

11:04Yeah of course I do

11:05Take a drink

11:06We're getting blurbs from France

11:07We're getting blurbs from Donna Tartt

11:09She doesn't blurb

11:10Here you are worrying about the fucking canapes

11:12Oh my god

11:14What happened to our pact?

11:17Terry

11:17We marry our careers

11:18We breed success

11:19Only we date and dump

11:22No marriage

11:23No traditional gender roles

11:25No midwesterners

11:25No cowboys

11:26New Yorkers

11:27Need only apply

11:28We were young

11:29And we were not serious

11:31We were deadly serious

11:32Yeah but that was when I didn't think

11:34I was ever gonna

11:35Don't say

11:36Love

11:37In my life

11:38I will throw myself off the roof

11:39Of this hotel

11:40Is it the wedding you're mad about?

11:43Or is it

11:44Les?

11:45Fine

11:45I don't like either

11:46But my concern is less about Les

11:48And more about you

11:50Moving to the fucking suburbs

11:51And being unable to write

11:52I am not moving to the suburbs

11:54Les doesn't want that either

11:55I will never not write

11:56And I don't vacuum

11:57So I will be me

11:59Now I know I'm fucked

12:01It's a wedding

12:02It's not a death sentence

12:03They're one and the same

12:07Yeah I think it's a little dumb

12:09How was the journey down

12:09Nancy dear

12:10How was the drive down?

12:11Oh

12:12Long

12:13Long

12:14Long

12:18I'm not crying about it

12:21The little gods are here

12:23Hey where can we get a real drink of this stuff

12:29Lindy looking hot

12:30Oh okay Sam

12:31Well your wife's right there

12:32Okay

12:34Congrats bro

12:35Thanks buddy

12:38Watch the family tools

12:42Mommy's not gonna come to your defense anymore

12:44Lesley

12:45That's Lindy's job now

12:47Yeah well I'm gonna

12:49Okay guys get in the bar

12:51Great to see you

12:57Do you need ice?

12:58Are you gonna throw up?

13:06Here we go

13:08Thank you

13:10Welcome everyone

13:13Welcome

13:14We can't tell you how honored we are to have you all here

13:17Yes many of you know that Les and I never planned to do any of this

13:23Nope

13:24Nope

13:24Not at all

13:25Nope

13:25No way

13:26But I did know

13:28I did know

13:28I will tell you this

13:29That I did know that when the first moment that I met her

13:34Something inside me changed

13:36And I knew that I wanted to

13:38I wanted her in my life forever

13:41And ever

13:42Yes

13:43Thank you

13:46Well alcohol and a sexy Halloween costume will do that to you

13:49That's what got me

13:52I will say that our first date got off to a bit of a rocky start though

13:56Because I had asked her to the classiest restaurant that my grad student's stipend would allow

14:02The Olive Garden

14:03Oh

14:05I was so scared anticipating Lindy's arrival

14:09I was sitting there waiting, waiting, waiting

14:12Until it became obvious to me and to the entire restaurant that she wasn't coming

14:17And she had stood me up at the Olive Garden

14:22And finally the waiter came over and asked if there was anything else I needed

14:26My dignity, my pride maybe

14:29And I was about to ask for the check when a voice rang out

14:33Your finest house red, unlimited breadsticks

14:37And an apology for the sad sexy sack at table nine

14:41I'm glad I waited

14:42I'm sorry

14:43Those breadsticks were really good

14:48To you

14:49And to me

14:50And to forever

14:56To all of those things

14:58And to you

14:59To you for making the trip

15:01We really, we love you all so much

15:03Thank you

15:03Let's eat

15:04Yes

15:08Lovely speech

15:09Thank you

15:10Thank you

15:12Cute, right?

15:22Attention

15:23We're having a small issue in the kitchen

15:26A tiny delay with dinner

15:28So we're bringing cocktails for everyone to enjoy in the interim

15:31Great

15:32No, I have to

15:33No, no, no, no

15:34We hate this

15:36More cocktails?

15:37You know how many cocktails you have?

15:39This is a recipe for disaster

15:41We hate this

15:42Gasoline

15:43Match is lit

15:44A match is lit

15:46Thank you

15:48Guess what it is, isn't it?

15:57Keeping romance alive

16:00Less is a hopeless romantic at heart

16:04Do you remember those sweet poems he used to

16:07He used to write when he was little, dear?

16:09He would put them on our pillow every night before he went to sleep

16:13How did he grow out of that one?

16:16I remember

16:19Twinkle, twinkle, little me

16:20How I wonder

16:21Yeah, okay

16:22What I'll be

16:22They get it

16:23They get it

16:31Bride of groom

16:33Lindy, best friend

16:34Oh, yeah

16:35Less is my best friend

16:37How come

16:38Our paths have never crossed?

16:40I don't like him

16:40I mean, do you?

16:43I never thought about it

16:44Huh

16:45You didn't say yes

16:46Oh, well, you caught me off guard

16:48Well, isn't

16:49Doesn't best friend imply yes?

16:51Not always

16:53I get the impression you don't want to be here?

16:56Well, Lindy wants me here, so I'm here

17:00You here with a plus one?

17:03Why, no

17:05Where's your date?

17:07It's complicated

17:09Complicated leads to all of this

17:12You're very direct

17:13You like him

17:14I don't know if I do

17:17You will

17:17I don't know if I will

17:21Just wait

17:25So you ready for the show?

17:27Oh, yes

17:27Gary, when do you think the show will start?

17:29What show?

17:30Wait, is this your first McMichael event?

17:32Have you never been to a McMichael event?

17:34Yeah, I

17:34No

17:35Why?

17:35Things are gonna get nuts

17:36Oh, we guarantee it

17:38Nuts

17:38I predict blood

17:39Yes, blood

17:43What kind of blood?

17:45What?

17:46Look at me

17:48Tell me

17:50Is this what you really want?

17:55Terry

17:56Ha

17:56You didn't say yes

17:58Are you working at your wedding?

18:01My book goes to print Monday

18:02Hi, welcome

18:04How many is that?

18:08I told Les

18:10Walt will walk you down the aisle

18:12Dad will

18:14Optimism is naive

18:15And not you

18:16You have been perfectly cast as negativity

18:19Hi, Cost

18:20Hi, Diane

18:20You're not helping

18:21Hi, Terry

18:22Need I remind you how many times your father was a no-show?

18:26Pick an event

18:27Mom, your grievances are not my grievances

18:29I was the one left to pick up the pieces

18:32You mean kick the pieces and say I told you so

18:38If you don't want to follow in your father's footsteps

18:41You should be over there with your husband-to-be

18:43That is your duty as wife-to-be

18:46Don't mess this up, too

18:54Mother of ice

18:56What an accent

18:58Duty?

18:59Well, you are a wife-to-be

19:01Oh, is that the book?

19:04Yeah

19:04Am I in it?

19:05Okay, no one's in it

19:06It's fiction

19:07I cannot believe that you are getting married

19:11When you always said you never wanted to

19:14And I always wanted to

19:15But I could never find the one

19:18Not that there is, like, a one

19:19But I found him

19:21Oh

19:21Tim, this is my

19:24Has anyone seen Tim?

19:27Um, Aaron

19:28Is that him?

19:30Oh, God

19:31Uh, yeah

19:32Isn't he great?

19:35I'll be right back

19:36I dare you

19:39I don't know what love is

19:41I don't know

19:42None of us do

19:43But they know

19:44They know

19:45Last time I spoke to this many people

19:47Was for the launch of the Ford Taurus

19:49That some of you probably know I designed

19:51Sorry, I'm going to bring this down to human height

19:54I've known you a long time

19:56Long time

19:57Remember?

19:58Yeah

19:59I do

20:00Oh, this, um, this, um, is Les's favorite song when he was little

20:03You'll remember it, Les

20:09But honestly, when I first saw you two together, I was like, mm-mm, no way

20:13Never gonna happen

20:14It's never gonna happen

20:16We're so happy for you

20:17So happy for you

20:20To my much older sister

20:22Who found the one

20:24So easily

20:25Because, of course

20:27Lindy, Lindy, Lindy, Lindy, Lindy

20:29You are

20:30You are hot

20:32I'm not allowed

20:33The streetlings are meddling

20:34This sort of long

20:35I see

20:36Ling for you

20:36Anyway, I'm hopeful

20:39You know

20:40I have my Tim

20:43We should ask them what love is

20:46Right?

20:47Ah

20:49Junk

20:50Has anyone seen Tim?

20:52This sort of long

20:53I see Ling for you

20:54Loodle-loodle-loodle

20:57Love

20:59Love

21:01It's a beautiful thing

21:08Where the fuck is the food?

21:10Minutes away, ma'am

21:10I mean, miss

21:11Alice, you said that five minutes ago

21:14I know, I know

21:15It's

21:18Daddy

21:18You know, Lindy was born on my birthday

21:21Stealing my thunder from day one

21:24From the moment my baby girl breathed air

21:27She screamed

21:28And not just been born scream

21:30No, this one

21:32This one had something to say

21:34And I thought, holy shit

21:36Now I got two women screaming at me

21:38Hi, Diane

21:42Then, I held her in my arms

21:45And she suddenly stopped screaming

21:47Silence

21:48The nurse said she'd never seen anything like it

21:51She said, you two belong together

21:55Like peas and carrots

21:56I was in Milwaukee the day she was born

21:59And to see her now

22:01Young, in love

22:03Getting married

22:06Bright futures ahead of you

22:08It makes a man feel a little bit giddy

22:11Just sharing the air with you

22:13As long as there's no screaming

22:17You know, when you've got kids

22:20You see a little bit of you in them

22:25And when they find someone

22:27Who loves them

22:29It's

22:30It's like that little piece of you

22:32Is getting that love too

22:36Makes this old man feel

22:41Very proud

22:43Congratulations to you both

22:45I couldn't be happier

22:47Hey, you're the peas and carrots now

22:57Speech of the night

22:58Speech of the night

22:59Reisted in regales for the so-called baseball career

23:11I'm so happy you're here

23:13Gotta have someone on your team, kiddo

23:15Daddy

23:17This is less

23:18Mr. McMichael

23:20An honor, sir

23:21Jim

23:21Never serve

23:24And the honor is mine

23:26But there's an obligation I have as a father

23:28And that is that if you break her heart

23:30I will break your son

23:34I'm kidding

23:36Clear, direct, threatening

23:38With warmth and jest

23:40I can see where Lindy gets her

23:44Hey, hey

23:45Diane

23:46Jim

23:48Walt

23:49Jim

23:49Les

23:50Oh, uh, Kevin

23:52Mom

23:53Lindy

23:58So how about that book of hers?

24:02You read it

24:03It's incredible

24:04You're a big talent, Lindy

24:05Dad

24:06Chip off the old block

24:07And boy, did you get the Diane character

24:10Down to a T

24:11Dad

24:11Yeah, it kept me looking over my shoulder, kiddo

24:13I'm, I'm, I'm in it

24:15No, nobody's in it

24:16It's fiction

24:16I'm a, I'm a character in your book

24:18And you managed to send him an advanced copy

24:20To address unknown

24:21But not me

24:22Mom

24:24Walt

24:26Diane

24:27Mom

24:29Kevin

24:34Leslie, show Dad what you were showing

24:36Oh, no, no

24:37It's early days

24:38Show him

24:39It's extraordinary, Frank

24:40Yeah, show me

24:42Come on

24:42Yeah

24:42Okay, if you're sure

24:43Food's not here yet

24:45See, it's the perfect time

24:46Go on, Dad

24:47Okay

24:47Well, um, Dad

24:50I, I am on the brink

24:52Of inventing the GMO tomato

24:56Wow

24:57It's the, so the genetically modified tomato

24:59Really has the potential to, um, change agriculture

25:02As we know it

25:03And Monsanto, uh, is interested

25:05Hasn't the tomato already been invented?

25:07Yeah, but this is a new kind of

25:08This is a different kind of tomato

25:09You love tomatoes, Frank

25:11I do love tomatoes in the sandwich

25:16Does it, does it look like a tomato?

25:18Yeah, but it's genetically modified

25:20And it tastes like a tomato

25:21Yes, but, yeah

25:24It's a tomato

25:25It is

25:26Yeah, nice

25:28Yeah, yeah

25:29You see, he's impressed

25:42Uh, bullshit to marriage

25:44Bullshit to happy

25:45Do you want to know

25:46What genre I file romance under?

25:48Fantasy

25:48And as for Lindy and the Nutty Professor

25:50Science fiction

25:51I'm just waiting for the day

25:52My phone rings

25:53And she's accidentally got two heads

25:57Attention, distinguished guests

25:59The food is on its way

26:01Please return to your seats

26:03In a timely manner

26:04And we'll

26:05Chapter 9

26:07Mother of Ice

26:09Oh, fuck

26:10My mother was not kind

26:13Or warm

26:14Walt, go stop her

26:16Do something

26:16I'm no hero

26:18Okay, alright

26:19Everybody take your seat

26:20Sit down

26:21Don't worry

26:21Everybody, mom

26:22Her feelings frozen into harsh

26:24Jagged edges

26:25Ready to impale anyone

26:27Who got to

26:28Stop it

26:29Stop ruining mom

26:30What the fuck are you doing?

26:31You're ruining my wedding

26:32Diane, would you like some coffee?

26:34Where's, uh, Kevin?

26:34As soon as

26:35You know what?

26:36Kevin?

26:36I'm, I'm

26:37Kevin!

26:37As soon as

26:37I had

26:38Kevin!

26:39Temperature dropped

26:40The air's hot

26:41He's never freaking there

26:42Kevin!

26:43We need coffee!

26:45Let's just unplug

26:46Can I unplug this?

26:47I'm just gonna unplug

26:47My mom

26:48Good idea

26:48Great idea

26:48Scorned my mother's love

26:50Unplug it

26:51Mom, what are you doing?

26:52Hell hath no fury

26:54Like a repressed

26:55Middle-aged mother

26:56Scorned my mother's love

26:58Conditional

26:59It had to be earned

27:00It had to be controlled

27:01Kevin!

27:01I don't know where

27:02I'm burning!

27:05He's fine!

27:06He's fine!

27:07He's not burning!

27:08My mother was not one

27:09To forget or forgive

27:11Mother!

27:12Stop!

27:13We're getting out of here

27:14Whoa!

27:15Stop!

27:16Jesus!

27:17Fuck, Diane!

27:18Fuck the knife!

27:19Put the knife down

27:24I've been stabbed

27:25I've been stabbed

27:26I've been stabbed

27:27I can bleed out

27:28I gotta pull it right

27:29No!

27:30Don't pull it out

27:31I don't think you should

27:32I fight with me

27:33I really don't think

27:34You should try it out

27:35I'm in there

27:39Everybody's getting stabbed

27:41Oh, let's get you out of here, dear

27:43Oh!

27:49Walter, could you restrain your fucking wife?

27:52Walter, don't tell me what to do

27:54Come on, go up there!

27:54Stop coming in there

27:55Watch out!

27:56Come on!

27:57I fucking will

27:58I don't know about that

27:59Jesus!

28:01Jesus!

28:02Jesus!

28:05Holy gracious, Savior

28:06You called it

28:07Double stabbing

28:09You better put money on it

28:10Marriage

28:11Bloodsport

28:12Everybody, please

28:14Sit down

28:15And enjoy the fucking

28:16Tutor Tartar

28:25Uh...

28:25What happened exactly?

28:28Rehearsal dinner

28:32Got it

28:34By the way, I liked your speech

28:36A lot

28:39By the way

28:41I liked

28:42Your face

28:43A lot

28:46Myram, let's go

28:47Now

28:50Blessed shepherd

28:51I should probably introduce myself

28:54Dieter

28:54Oh

28:58What's the secret to a happy marriage?

29:01Being in sync

29:02Being in sync

29:05What a shit show

29:11Oh my god

29:12My family

29:14Always with the drama

29:16I mean

29:16I only wanted to get married

29:18To join your normal family

29:19So I could

29:20Escape from the madness

29:22Of my own

29:23Only

29:27Only

29:33You only wanted to get married

29:35To join my normal family

29:38Do you have any idea

29:40How small that makes me feel?

29:44Oh, hey

29:47Nothing's changed

29:50And I love you

29:51Not enough to not work

29:54At our rehearsal dinner, right?

29:57Maybe I could

29:58Maybe I could still feel my thigh

30:01What happened to everything that goes bad is good

30:04Makes for a better story

30:06I mean, aren't

30:06We're not even doing this for real

30:09Are we?

30:10I don't know

30:10Are we?

30:13What's happening?

30:15Is this maybe the drugs talking?

30:17Uh

30:18Maybe

30:19Maybe

30:20Maybe not

30:21Hang on

30:22Where are you going?

30:23Going to my room

30:24Come bless

30:25Let's just fuck that

30:27Traditional wedding superstition stuff

30:29Well, you wanna

30:29You wanna fuck the wedding?

30:33That is not what I just said

30:34But that's what you meant

30:35No

30:36Wait

30:38What's this?

30:40I

30:40Come

30:40I

30:41I

30:41Let

30:42That's your vow?

30:43Now, let's do this thing?

30:45Come on

30:45I

30:46That?

30:46That's

30:47I

30:47I'm

30:48Tomorrow

30:48I'm gonna

30:48I want to be

30:49I got it

30:50I got it

30:50It really is a fucking wedding

30:51I understand

30:53Hang on

30:53Where

30:54Wait

30:58Am I gonna see you tomorrow?

30:59Am I gonna see you tomorrow?

31:17Hey

31:18Hey

31:19Hey

31:20Cold feet?

31:22Maybe

31:24Drink?

31:26Yeah

31:26You alright?

31:33I'm sorry about your arm

31:35Ah

31:36She's been waiting 20 years to stab me with something

31:39It's okay

31:41It's okay

31:43I think this wedding was a mistake

31:47The wedding or the marriage?

31:51Gotta say I never thought I'd see my little firecracker settle down

31:57But you like less, right?

32:00You chose dependable over exciting

32:02Is that bad?

32:04We don't do dependable

32:05Me and you

32:12I wanted normal

32:15Never had normal

32:18Well

32:21Not normal

32:22Fueled your talent

32:24Hell, you wrote a fantastic book because of it

32:28Normal can kill a creative spark

32:33That's why I can't write my vows, maybe

32:36Could be

32:37I should know

32:41Before I met Diane, I was a lock for the majors

32:44But you know this story

32:45Yep

32:46Yeah, you got married and then the armoire

32:49The armoire, whatever, the dresser thing she wanted upstairs

32:51Had to have it upstairs

32:53And then tore a ligament

32:55And now is that

32:56It's my baseball career

32:58You really think you would have been a baseball star if you hadn't married mom

33:06After we divorced, I started playing down in the Mexican Pacific League

33:10Everyone thought I was washed up

33:12Coach was forced to sign me

33:14So yeah, he benched me game after game

33:16And one day their star player got injured and coach had no choice but to send me into the bat

33:25First pitch, swing and a miss

33:27Second pitch, another whiff

33:29If I blow it, I'm done

33:31The next pitch, I hit that goddamn ball so hard

33:34It smashes out the stadium lights

33:36Sparks flying onto the field

33:38Crowd goes wild

33:39And I knew

33:41I mean, I remembered in that moment

33:45For great talent to thrive

33:47You gotta put you first

33:51You hear me, kiddo?

33:54Yeah

33:55Yeah

33:56Yeah

33:57I'll have the car running tomorrow morning

33:59If you wanna make a run for it

34:03We both know this isn't you

34:05Peas and carrots

34:07I'll be right back

34:08I ain't gonna see a man about a horse

34:16Um

34:17You do know that was the plot of The Natural, right?

34:22Oh yeah, Kevin

34:24I know

34:59Are you crying?

35:02No

35:02Are you smoking?

35:04No

35:07Is it because I stabbed you?

35:09No

35:11Is it because you stabbed me?

35:14Yes

35:18What did she say?

35:19Or what did she do?

35:22She was so, uh, excited

35:30Fear cloaked in excitement

35:34And now she wants to run

35:37Well, she didn't say that

35:39She didn't have to

35:41Lindy is like Jim

35:42But she's more like me

35:44And she realizes

35:45The more she loves someone

35:46The more she fears they will run

35:51We have the endlessly charming

35:52Jim

35:53To thank for that

35:55Say what you will about me

35:56But

35:57I stuck around

35:58I know I am not easy

36:00Or charming

36:03And contrary to popular belief

36:05I am not a monster

36:08After Jim left

36:13My heart broke

36:16Yes, Mother of Ice

36:18Has a heart

36:19I vowed I'd never marry again

36:24Then I met Walt

36:26He's a good one

36:27I may be the only one

36:29Who sees that

36:30But everyone else

36:31Can fuck right off

36:33Now you, Les

36:37You are one of the good ones, too

36:43And Lindy knows it

36:45And that's why she's trying so hard

36:48Not to run

36:55This conversation never happened

36:59Diane?

37:00Thank you

37:01Not bad for an emotional icicle

37:30Fuck

37:53Oh, Daddy

37:55Janet Reno

38:03Janet Reno

38:06Janet Reno

38:07Janet Reno

38:15Oh, you're my hero

38:17Let's do this thing

38:20Let's go

38:28You took my fucking bullhorn

38:31Kevin!

38:39What happened up here?

38:43This is not us

38:44It's not us

38:49But is it you?

38:52Be honest

39:00Yeah

39:01I wanted to get married

39:03To you

39:07And I wanted a wedding

39:12I did

39:14But you?

39:15Um

39:15Didn't

39:16No

39:20So why didn't you say yes?

39:22Because I didn't want to lose you

39:24Or my family

39:26But you see why now, right?

39:28Mm-hmm

39:32I just wanted

39:34Was longing

39:35For some sense of

39:38Normal

39:39Normal

39:40Yeah, I said

39:41I'd do

39:42What I had always said I wouldn't do

39:47Because I didn't want you to go

39:49Go?

39:51I'm an overly educated

39:53Science nerd nobody

39:56With one

39:58Dumb idea

40:00No one gives a shit about

40:02You are brilliant

40:04And you're gonna change the world

40:07I truly believe you will

40:09And I can't wrap my head around

40:12Why you wanna

40:14Stay with a dum-dum like me

40:18When you tell me I can change the world

40:20Then I believe

40:23And there is nothing I want more

40:25Than to be with a dum-dum like you

40:27For everyone

40:30Fuck the paperwork

40:31But you want the paperwork

40:32But you don't

40:33You don't

40:34So fuck it

40:38But you saying fuck it

40:39Really makes me fucking happy

40:41I fucking love you

40:46I fucking love you

40:53Now I just want to un-fuck it

40:55And just get married

40:58What fuck it for real?

41:01But for us

41:02Like our

41:03Our thing

41:05Our

41:06Normal

41:06Our version

41:07And

41:08No drama

41:10Yes, no violence

41:11No police

41:12No family

41:13No

41:18And I know

41:19A perfect place

41:23The Grey House

41:24The Grey House

41:40The Secret

41:42Not having a wedding

41:46Having two

41:48Diane

41:49Don't make me come over there

41:55I

41:56Less Little John

41:57Do not

41:58Take you

41:59Lindy McMichael

42:00To be my wedded wife

42:02I

42:03Lindy McMichael

42:04Do not

42:05Take you

42:06Less Little John

42:07To be my

42:07Wedded husband

42:08Not?

42:10Never

42:11Ever

42:11You are signing the papers, yes?

42:13Yes

42:13Yeah

42:14Okay, well

42:16I now pronounce you

42:17Not husband and wife

42:19Yeah

42:20Yeah

42:21Yeah

42:22Yeah

42:24Yeah

42:25Yeah

42:28Yeah

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42:59Yeah

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