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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no
03:15lindy
03:16lindy
03:17everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:24Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:43This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Calm fucking down.
08:34Calm fucking down.
08:36Calm going.
08:40Calm down.
08:41Calm down.
08:44Calm down.
08:46Hmm.
08:46Calm down.
08:47Why è?
08:49Nazi marione.
08:51Hey Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute!
08:58I don't wanna be little.
09:04He's been away
09:13Thank you
09:17You can refilm the ladies cup too
09:22She's on her way, Bob
09:23She's gone back to her husband
09:25No
09:25They always do
09:27Not this time
09:28Nope, nope, nope
09:28Because we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We've got concrete plans
09:36How about
09:38A ten day getaway to Vermont
09:41For two
09:42Uber romantic
09:44There are multiple reasons she could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:57Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:02Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:07Oh, quiet everybody please
10:11Quiet please
10:12Sorry
10:13Oh, it's work
10:18Hey Martin
10:22Well, I was going to head out of town
10:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just head into the lab
10:33No, no, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Barton, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:53Peace, Alfrey?
11:00Take those off
11:01I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer
11:05I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21It's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:00Oh, and functional
12:02Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:07And accurate
12:11The dent from when I side-swiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um, being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:14Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, my God
13:23Oh, my
13:24Oh, my
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really big.
14:16Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no!
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:15Ha, ha, ha.
15:20Merry Christmas.
15:22Yeah.
15:23Merry Christmas.
15:25Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:28Ha, ha!
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get out!
15:47I don't want to eat.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:49Oh, God.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06So incredibly sorry.
16:26I'm so sorry.
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:36You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:40Kind of.
17:50Last you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's going to play me in the movie.
18:03She's going to play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Les said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no.
18:18I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern.
18:37But I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman
19:17who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46Walt, if I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt, I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:38Because I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting, I have to say.
20:42Hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59What?
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay, good.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:34Oh, Jesus, what?
21:36Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
22:03Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's going to be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52It's only a few days.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:35Oh, now-ish.
23:53Oh, now-ish.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:07Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:18Come here.
24:22Ow, fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:47I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:04Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:09Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're
25:19at.
25:20Okay, right.
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:28She's fine.
25:29Everything okay?
25:29Good.
25:30Yeah.
25:31She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard, get your butt inside.
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:15I'll see you later.
26:33I'll see you later.
26:39Colon?
26:41Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space Colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I could...
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:01So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh, what have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:37What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say exactly?
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51Reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things big again?
28:18Because I, I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Oh, God.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Hey, I, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, it's, it's okay.
29:17God, I love you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars card.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:31um you seem a little bit down no i'm uh just tired yeah i was waiting up last night for
29:40someone
29:41someone special you know and it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah
29:49thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:57thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy thank you from over here
30:24oh right okay
30:29looks good okay
30:43oh my god
30:49oh there we go
30:51uh guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:05volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay sex so we've got popcorn but no candy
31:24oh less that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day or two at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:07thoughts complete
32:07bobs
32:09implement his thoughts
32:16b sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught times e squared plus b squared
32:24over mu naught
32:25complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55carl implement his thoughts
33:12let's make history
33:27let's make history
33:28one-2 одно half times the sates
34:02a great attempt in the name of science
34:05richard
34:05bob the explainer
34:08nominal success
34:10subject expanded to regular size for
34:122.1 seconds
34:13same as previous attempt
34:15result molecular disequilibrium
34:18eraser bob see medic
34:20bring in fred
34:21clean up an aisle everywhere
34:23richard
34:24waiting on analysis to proceed
34:27we'll adjust based on your thoughts
34:29we'll go again
34:31no you won't
34:33if this is your definition of close we have a big problem
34:37you working in a bubble
34:38with your staff and your secrets
34:40ends today
34:41moving forward everything that happens in this lab
34:44will be authorized by me
34:46no no no no
34:48um
34:50this is not how we work here
34:52we are making history
34:54okay that corn
34:56was regular size
34:57it's incredible
34:58as a scientist
34:59how can you not see that
35:01reports
35:01equipment
35:02results
35:02any spending whatsoever
35:04everything you use
35:06must be logged up to
35:07and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room
35:10can i explain my fiber deficiencies
35:12okay everybody everybody
35:13this is virginia
35:15vivian
35:15vivian i don't know her last name
35:17but she's new here
35:18and she doesn't know how things work
35:20and bob you don't need to worry about your oatmeal
35:21okay
35:22can we just talk about this
35:25martin you know exactly how much money
35:27this science circus is hemorrhaging
35:30i don't care about the money
35:31of course you don't
35:32you spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars
35:36designing your logo
35:37i had to open the books
35:39well it had to be perfect
35:40what
35:41irresponsible
35:42and deeply sad
35:43dr littlejohn it's no longer your money
35:46it's hilton smith's money
35:47this is his lab now
35:49and i run hilton's lab
35:50ergo
35:51i run this lab
35:52this is unacceptable
35:54and it's ridiculous
35:55and do
35:56do something
35:58okay
35:59no we
36:00no we
36:00just me
36:01i want to talk to hilton right now
36:03well
36:04good luck reaching him
36:06he's spending the holidays
36:07piloting an experimental submersible
36:09off the coast of guam
36:11guam
36:13guam
36:13what
36:14shut it down
36:15we'll try again tomorrow
36:17together
36:19these ladders are an osha violation
36:21you're an osha violation
36:25dear
36:25hairy
36:26jesus
36:27and i hope hilton gets crushed into ketchup
36:29by 400 atmospheres of pressure
36:3129 days
36:33not helpful
36:34not
36:35the point
36:44what have i done
36:52midnight
36:53were the stars and you
36:59midnight
37:00and a rendezvous
37:05your eyes
37:08held a message tender
37:11saying i surrender
37:14all my life
37:16oh
37:16it's my phone
37:19oh my phone
37:20oh
37:21oh
37:24coming coming coming
37:26what
37:39no
38:00fuck did you just say something
38:09am i losing my mind
38:10am i losing my mind
38:17i can see me
38:18in you
38:23do you
38:24what
38:25ah
38:26what is that
38:30oh
38:31oh fuck
38:36i gotta get out of here
38:52god damn it
38:55let
38:57oh
38:58for god's sake
39:02god
39:03dang it
39:05oh
39:05oh
39:07oh
39:07oh
39:09oh
39:10oh
39:11oh
39:11oh
39:11oh
39:13oh
39:13oh
39:14oh
39:16oh
39:17oh
39:29oh
39:51oh
39:52oh
40:05oh
40:06oh
40:08oh
40:10oh
40:10Help! Help!
40:16Help! Help!
40:20What the...
40:22Oh, oh.
40:25Oh, God. Oh, God.
40:28Oh! Oh!
40:39I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:59Too many lonely soils have dripped it out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:38And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make a...
41:50Oh, yeah, every moment
41:54Of the world
42:05You think you're gonna break up
42:23You're gonna break up
42:24So what will you do for love
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