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00:17You
00:19I'm opening up the dollhouse
00:30Take a day or two
00:33I
00:34Feel very small
00:35You'll be safe in the dollhouse
00:38But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you
00:40Is everything all right at home?
00:42I have to make things bigger again
00:44Contract this for 30 days
00:45That's insane!
00:49Shut it down
00:50I run this lab
00:51I cannot spiral
00:53I gotta get out of here
01:23What?
01:24Did you fall asleep?
01:25No
01:27Are you face down on the desk?
01:31I'm thinking
01:32Uh huh, it's been over an hour
01:34No, has it?
01:35I haven't heard any typing
01:39Typing fuck over and over doesn't count
01:51You told me to lock you in
01:53I know
01:54So do you want out?
01:55Yeah, of course I want out
01:56But I have to write
01:58Keep me locked in until dinner
01:59Okay
02:03Do you want me to let you out?
02:04No!
02:04That was a test
02:05Right!
02:06I can't
02:08Okay, here
02:09Here
02:10Inspiration
02:19That's the spirit
02:20Love you
02:21Fuck you too
02:23No?...
02:46Which
02:47long... We
03:01Does it suck?
03:02No, no, it's great.
03:05And Diane, the mother?
03:07It's gold, trust me.
03:30There's a phone.
03:33Hello, Les, hello?
03:34Yeah, it's me.
03:35Look outside.
03:37Oh, well, the door's still locked.
03:39I know.
03:40After I found you dangling from the garden hose, I think that we both agree it's safer inside, right?
03:45Am I?
03:46Yes, I did a thorough inspection.
03:48No bugs of any kind.
03:49What about Roomba?
03:50Shut down.
03:51Magoo?
03:51Uh, boarded.
03:54Are you going to work?
03:56Yeah, I have to.
03:57Please don't.
03:58I'll hide in your pocket.
04:00I won't make a sound.
04:00The lab is a very dangerous place.
04:02There's a lot of uncontrolled variables.
04:04What am I supposed to do?
04:05Sit around and wait?
04:06I'll go crazy.
04:07Well, you could explore the dollhouse.
04:10It's just our house with bad drapes and broken chairs.
04:14I know everything isn't perfect, but look closer.
04:17There's more.
04:18There is.
04:18Yeah, what about the 162-bottle dual zone, fully stocked?
04:22It's a wine fridge.
04:23And I bet you just walked right by the total body massage chair that a former investor
04:28gifted Martin that I miniaturized.
04:30Martin didn't want it?
04:31No, no.
04:31He's allergic to touch.
04:34But the dollhouse started as kind of just miniature research, and I got carried away.
04:39I don't know.
04:40Les, my heart is racing.
04:42You know, am I okay?
04:44Does it have to do with my size?
04:46Do I need to be worried?
04:47No.
04:48Just a little panic attack, maybe?
04:50But it'll pass.
04:51Just breathe.
04:53There you go.
04:55Okay.
04:56But, Les, are you really so close?
05:00Yes.
05:00But really, though?
05:03Really.
05:04Trust me.
05:17Hi.
05:35I'm in a dollhouse.
05:37I'm safe.
05:39I'm just...
05:39I'm just anxious.
05:42I need a cappuccino.
05:45Yeah.
05:48I have food?
05:52Oh, my God.
05:55I am safe.
06:00I can relax.
06:05Kinda.
06:15Hey.
06:17Have you ever thought about miniaturizing a human being?
06:20Jesus!
06:21Jolly Christ!
06:23Are you...
06:24Are you nuts?
06:25Vivian has got this place on lockdown, and you want to shrinky-dink Johnny Q public?
06:30It was just a question.
06:31Okay, great.
06:32Well, here's a question.
06:34We have 28 days before we lose our shirt.
06:39Yeah.
06:39So can you stick to corn?
06:42Yeah?
06:42Head in the other direction.
06:43Make corn big.
06:44It's just a passing thought.
06:45Great.
06:46Well, we will pass.
06:47Okay.
06:49I mean, less, you know, hey, I don't want to quash creativity.
06:52You know, look, but there'd likely be hundreds of animal trials, maybe thousands, and realistically-
07:00Of course!
07:01Animal trials!
07:02Yeah.
07:02Yeah, what was I thinking?
07:04Yeah, you'd be scared there for a minute.
07:06Martin, I would never miniaturize a human being without, say, using, I don't know, a cat
07:10or some other animal as a test case.
07:12At first, that would be insane.
07:14Yeah, negligent, even.
07:16You're my rock.
07:17Who would I be without you?
07:19High school physics teacher.
07:30You're in my office.
07:32It was unlocked.
07:33Well, it shouldn't be.
07:34I unlocked it.
07:35Why?
07:35I want to make sure you've got this.
07:38New protocols and procedures in print so there's no misunderstanding.
07:41You'll find an electronic copy in your inbox.
07:44And this.
07:46So I can keep track of your every movement.
07:50No more secrets, Dr. Littlejohn.
07:53I don't have secrets.
07:55Everyone has secrets.
08:02Is that a cat?
08:03No.
08:04My chariot squeaks.
08:11Hold on.
08:12It'll squeak.
08:13I do not have time for this.
08:16Neither do you.
08:25Hey, you ready to go on a fantastic voyage, Mr. Magoo?
08:30Help me and help Lindy.
08:33Yeah.
08:46Wait.
08:48I donated all of this to Goodwill.
08:52Didn't I, Space Cullen?
08:56Less shrunk everything.
09:03This was my night.
09:08But what if it doesn't fit?
09:12But what if it does?
09:14Yes.
09:15Yes.
09:35Beautiful, okay.
09:36Can we get one of just Mr. Magoo?
09:38Littlejohn.
09:38Yes.
09:39Oh.
09:46Yeah.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:48Hold mine, too, eh?
09:49Oh, it goes with your pocket square.
09:51And your next big idea, tomato red.
09:53Move down.
09:56He's not a coat rack, you know.
09:58And fuck him for moving you to the arse crack of the country.
10:02Can you believe it?
10:03These are the moments when every fiber of my being urges me to retreat, to remain unseen, unexamined, comfortably small.
10:17But this incredible prize is a beacon of courage, reminding me that when you take that risk, and when you
10:29make that leap, and when you refuse to be small, that is when great things happen.
10:39And I need to thank my agent, and my publisher, and most importantly, my book editor, Terry.
10:49Girl, we did it.
10:51Thank you so, so much.
10:53From the bottom of my heart, I could not have done it without you.
10:56And with that, I am speechless.
10:59Love you.
11:09Oh, my goodness.
11:10One more, one more.
11:11Sorry, I saved the best for last, because I'd never forget.
11:14My husband, Les, Les Littlejohn, you did it.
11:17No, seriously, he chained me to my computer and locked me in my office so that I would finally finish
11:22this book.
11:24There is no book without you.
11:27So, love you.
11:56Terri.
11:58Oh, God.
11:59Oh.
12:03Fuck.
12:07Look, this is, this is, uh, 917, 917, 917, 5, who remembers anyone's number anymore?
12:31Star 6ix9ine.
12:33Is that still a thing?
12:34Maybe a star 6ix9ine.
12:35Okay.
12:35Star 6ix9ine.
12:41Lindy?
12:42Lindy?
12:43Is this an emergency?
12:44My life is an emergency.
12:45What happened?
12:46What happened?
12:46Okay, listen, I didn't want to tell you, okay?
12:48But I did something bad.
12:49Well, I didn't do it.
12:50I mean, it wasn't my fault.
12:51But I just need, I need Terri's number.
12:53Terri?
12:54It's a long story, and I'm not going to say anything about, you know, I just, but I need to
12:58speak to her.
12:58Okay, well, just take a breath, and I won't say relax or calm down.
13:02Please don't.
13:03But just know that I'm taking care of everything, and it will only be a couple more days.
13:07And then call Terri, okay?
13:09No, Les.
13:10But until that time, just, you know, enjoy the house and eat and drink and try on another dress.
13:16And I'll be home before you know it.
13:20Lindy?
13:21Are you still there?
13:21Yeah, I'm still here.
13:22Okay, well, enjoy this vacation.
13:30Okay, you know what?
13:31You're right.
13:31I will.
13:32All right.
13:33Bye, Les.
13:38We need to retrace our sips.
13:49Yes?
13:50Sorry, sorry to impose, but Carl's having trouble accessing the chemical freezer.
13:56Who are you again?
13:57Janet.
13:59In Richard's department?
14:00Yes, Richard.
14:01Where is Richard?
14:02He's having a polyp removed.
14:04He'll be back shortly.
14:05So what do you need, Janice?
14:06Janet.
14:07Uh, um, sorry.
14:08Uh, uh, Carl.
14:09Carl.
14:09The, um, chemical freezers.
14:11The new protocol.
14:12Oh, the fucking protocols!
14:16It's, um...
14:17What is that?
14:19Oh, um, I think that was installed overnight.
14:21What for?
14:22For, um, motivation.
14:24What?
14:24For the 30-day deadline.
14:26As per the contract.
14:27Yes!
14:27I got it!
14:30Carl.
14:32I'll talk to Vivian about up-ing your security clearance, okay?
14:39What?
14:41Something wrong with the reader.
14:43Um, it says employee.
14:45What does yours say?
14:49Employee?
14:49My badge is the same as Janice's?
14:59Dozens.
15:04Hundreds.
15:07Eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper.
15:10Eight times twenty is the one.
15:13Couple of days, my ass-face going.
15:17Trust me.
15:22Is it wrong I don't want to go?
15:25No, it's not wrong, but...
15:29New York.
15:30St. Louis.
15:31New York.
15:32I think you're gonna love it.
15:34I mean, the house is huge.
15:36We're gonna have so much space, and your office is bigger than this apartment.
15:40And we have a pool.
15:42I love pools.
15:44And I love you.
15:48And I love you.
15:50Why else would I leave New York?
15:53For St. Louis.
15:56Lindy, I get it.
15:57I do get it.
15:58You just got to the top.
16:00We're leaving New York.
16:02But I'll be missed, right?
16:05And then I'll be back.
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah.
16:11How long, again, do you think?
16:13Two years.
16:14Maybe three.
16:15Tops.
16:18Two, three.
16:19That's perfect.
16:21My next book will be written.
16:22Terry will be thrilled.
16:24It's gonna be great.
16:25Trust me.
16:29I do.
16:34I don't.
16:37I bet he could make me big right now, but he won't.
16:40I'm his fucking lab rat.
16:41I'm his six-inch-tall Nobel Prize.
16:47Someone's here.
16:53Hello?
16:54Lindy?
16:55It's me, Richard.
16:57Richard!
16:58Richard!
17:01Richard!
17:02Hello?
17:05Richard!
17:07Richard!
17:09The office.
17:12Come back!
17:16Lindy!
17:19I'm gonna go around the back!
17:22I'm gonna go around the back!
17:24Fantastic!
17:39Stand next!
17:45Yeah!
17:45Lindy!
17:46Wherefore art thou?
17:48Lindy?
17:50Lindy?
17:59Hey!
18:00Huh?
18:00Huh?
18:00Who are you?
18:01No.
18:02What the fuck are you doing?
18:03Huh?
18:04No.
18:04No.
18:04What the fuck are you doing?
18:05No, no, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
18:06Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you must be Lulu.
18:11Why do you know my name?
18:12Because I work with your dad at the lab.
18:15My name's Richard.
18:16Okay, Richard from the lab.
18:18Are you stalking us?
18:19Stalking?
18:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:20No, no, shh, no, no, not stalking.
18:22I was in the neighborhood and I just thought I'd come by and wish the family a Merry Christmas
18:27and, you know?
18:29And peep into the windows?
18:31My dad's not even home, which you should know, working in his lab and all.
18:35I, oh.
18:40See?
18:40Okay.
18:41I am an employee.
18:43And a physicist.
18:44Hmm.
18:44And a creep.
18:45Okay.
18:46Okay.
18:47I am seeing this from your vantage point and I, and I understand the intimations therein.
18:53So I will not bend your ear any longer.
18:58Okay.
18:58So, uh, maybe you can just, uh, take these to brighten up the home and, uh, you know, wish
19:02your mother Merry Christmas for me.
19:05Is she home writing?
19:06My mom doesn't write.
19:07She doesn't write.
19:08Okay.
19:09That's not...
19:10You can go now, Richard, from the lab.
19:11I am gonna go.
19:12I'm just gonna go.
19:14Yeah.
19:14Sorry for your troubles and Merry Crimbo.
19:21Whatever.
19:45One semester down.
19:47Seven to go.
19:48Unless you graduate early, like me.
19:51Love, Dad.
20:02In the name of science, these protocols must end!
20:06No.
20:08No.
20:10No?!
20:10No.
20:11I cannot do my work with these protocols in place!
20:16How can you not see that?!
20:18I see a frustrated employee.
20:27I am also just a scientist standing in front of another scientist asking her if she really
20:39believes the protocols are more important than changing the world.
20:43Do you remember the feeling of being so close to a breakthrough on the precipice of something
20:50monumental when the only thing that matters is the work?
20:53You don't, you don't eat.
20:54You don't sleep.
20:55You don't see your family.
20:56What family?
20:57It's just the work.
20:58It's the...
20:59It's the science.
21:00It's the math.
21:01It's the vision.
21:02Come on.
21:04You feel it too.
21:06You know I'm gonna crack this wide open and change the world.
21:09So join me.
21:10As partners.
21:12Not corporate versus labor, but scientist to scientist.
21:17Let's make history together!
21:22Partners.
21:23Partners!
21:29Is that a cat?
21:30What?
21:30No.
21:31I hear everything.
21:32I see everything.
21:33I can even smell everything.
21:36Dr. Little John.
21:38Show me.
21:39Show you.
21:40In the name of science.
21:43Show me.
21:45It was the last unauthorized experiment, I swear.
21:48I didn't even know what I was thinking.
22:01I do.
22:02You're thinking bigger than fruit and vegetables, Dr. Little John.
22:06Am I?
22:07I don't usually underestimate men.
22:09Oh.
22:10Well then, yes I am.
22:11I am going to have to confiscate her.
22:13Is that necessary?
22:14She's now company property.
22:15She's a he.
22:16Mr. Magoo.
22:17You named him.
22:27How wonderful.
22:33I would consider lifting a few of the protocols should certain missing lab equipment and chemicals
22:40find their way back to the lab ASAP.
22:41Uh huh.
22:42One water truck, one remote control, two anvil cases.
22:45Yeah, I did hear something about that.
22:46Let me see what I can do.
22:48He's so warm.
22:50He is warm.
22:56Of course.
22:58The temperature.
23:00Um.
23:02So you'll take good care of him?
23:03All the best.
23:04I mean, yes.
23:06And you'll keep track on his vitals?
23:08Yes.
23:08And this will be our little secret animal trial?
23:11Yeah?
23:11And you will inform me immediately of any abnormal results?
23:15Yes?
23:16I love this cat.
23:17Fine, yes.
23:18Go.
23:25We'll be best friends.
23:28Forever.
23:46Hey, Lizzie.
23:48It's me.
23:49Um.
23:49Just picking up a few things then I'm heading back to the lab.
23:52You okay?
23:53Uh, yeah.
23:54Good.
23:55Yeah.
23:55I found the wine.
23:57Gonna take a nap.
24:02Well, hello to you too, Doris.
24:07I can get to the lab, see what he's hiding.
24:11Yeah.
24:12It's a long way down, but...
24:15Fuck it.
24:16Right?
24:17I agree.
24:19Let's do it.
24:20Let's do it.
24:25Uh.
24:28Uh.
24:29Uh.
24:33Uh.
24:34Uh.
24:34Uh.
24:36Uh.
24:36Uh.
24:39Uh.
24:39Uh.
24:39Uh.
24:44Uh.
24:55Dad.
24:57Lulu.
24:58Ha ha.
24:58You're home.
24:59Yeah.
25:00You told me to come home?
25:03For the vows?
25:05At the Grey house?
25:06Oh, yes.
25:06Of course.
25:07The vows.
25:07Yeah.
25:09his mom oh glue so good to see you it's so good to see you so how was the how
25:15was the last semester
25:16and and your finals uh good good um fantastic good yeah it runs in the genes you love science
25:23yeah um hey some some weird guy from your lab came here what who richard why i don't even think
25:32he
25:32knew oh well he's harmless he's an odd duck but he's a good scientist dad yeah you're being
25:39really weird i am we've been hugging for like five minutes sorry i'm just i'm happy to see you
25:45and work's being crazy and speaking of crazy where's mom oh she's
25:52we're gonna get a bit of water from the kitchen we're in the kitchen a deeper kitchen um so i
25:59think mom uh has had um an emotional breakdown no no no she's done oh is she is she upstairs
26:08yeah yeah no no she's not she's yeah she's your mom has gone to the to the to the gray
26:15house
26:16yeah okay yeah so hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she don't say that
26:22i don't know what you're talking about she's got to be like at least a five am i right oh
26:26these
26:26phrases you're using that's not a nice thing to say at all
26:33what's with the dollhouse huh what's that tube for well i'm cleaning it for because i wanted to
26:38decorate it for the holidays like festive you're still shrinking things for the dollhouse oh fuck
26:42let me see oh no oh god dad yeah what no are you okay yeah i'm okay i'm fine but
26:50you i think
26:50i think you should rest i think you gotta rest you gotta rest honey because you've been traveling from
26:55college and there's a lot and i'm you know what i'm gonna fill your fridge downstairs with so much
27:00so much good stuff that you won't even feel the need to come upstairs and better still
27:04i'm gonna i'm gonna give you my card and so you can just get whatever you want
27:09i knew it i'm the villain
27:29shit yeah it's good right
27:33get me deborah at the new yorker no i know what i said get her
27:37okay so two words george saunders two more get her
27:50i've got deborah
27:56deborah hi the happiest of holidays to you and yours absolutely not oh hear me out this isn't about me
28:05i um i didn't submit lindy's story visibly my uh misstep regarding mr saunders and allow me to
28:13sincerely apologize once again for besmirching the new yorker's reputation in the process
28:18uh my humble request comes at the behest of the author who has a few minor tweaks and would love
28:26to
28:26hold off publishing until a later date i heard a rumor you may be getting your own publishing imprint
28:31if there's anyone that you think i should meet say the word oh quite the opposite
28:37vis-a-vis your humble request fuck right off
28:43hey so that was brutal
28:46get me david remnick
28:47oh god going over deborah's head
28:50can't wait
28:54i got david remnick my old pal happiest of holidays to you and yours
29:04yeah it's deborah nice try fuck off
29:09salt out
29:17lindy
29:22lindy
29:23lindy
29:25lindy
29:39lindy
29:48lindy
29:50lindy
29:51lindy
29:52lindy
29:54lindy
30:02lindy
30:11what the fuck
30:12lindy
30:12lindy
30:21lindy
30:24What the fuck?
30:28I'm so weird.
30:48Please.
30:50Richard, here are my...
30:51Were you at my house earlier?
30:53Um, no, I was in the neighborhood.
30:57Stop, stop.
30:58I don't care.
30:59Don't do it again.
31:00No.
31:01Reset.
31:02Richard, here are my thoughts.
31:04The regrowth reaction has become too exothermic,
31:06and so we have introduced solid ammonium nitrate
31:09into the solution to control the temperature
31:12through aqueous ammonium and nitrate ions.
31:17Thoughts complete.
31:18Bob's implemented his thoughts.
31:19NH4, NO3 solid added to form NH4 positive
31:23and NO3 negative ions.
31:27Complete.
31:28Carl, implement his thoughts.
31:42Let's make history.
31:43Let's make history.
32:19It's big.
32:25Five seconds.
32:31Ten seconds.
32:37I knew it.
32:39He can do it.
32:42Fifteen seconds.
32:46Twenty seconds.
33:10A significant success.
33:14Yes, subject expanded to regular size for 30.8 seconds.
33:18An increase of 28.7 seconds.
33:23Huge progress in the name of science, Richard.
33:27Oh, Bob the explainer.
33:32That sounded like it came from in there.
33:36Spooky.
33:43Spooky.
33:44Lindy!
33:45You fucking liar!
33:50Um, maybe we should give him some privacy.
33:56I'm done with 30 seconds and it's slow.
33:59Oh, you don't know what you saw.
34:00I'm so close.
34:01My tiny fucking ass.
34:03No, I would never let you explode.
34:05I don't-
34:05Fuck you!
34:05No, no, Lindy!
34:09I'm gonna explode now!
34:14You can't keep me prisoner!
34:16I'm not a fucking lab rat!
34:18Listen to me.
34:18Lindy, no!
34:19Never!
34:20I want to tell the world what you've done to me!
34:24Lindy, no!
34:25I don't trust you.
34:27How long until you can fix me?
34:31For real, I need the truth!
34:38I don't know.
34:41You don't know.
34:45That's the truth.
34:47You can't say when.
34:49It could be tomorrow.
34:50But it could be weeks, months, or-
34:53Never!
34:53No, not never.
34:55My theory is sound.
34:57I just need to figure out the math.
34:59And I know it must have looked like a disaster,
35:01but I'm making really good progress.
35:03You know, yesterday was two seconds,
35:05today is over 30.
35:07I'm scared.
35:09Is this my new life?
35:11No, it's temporary.
35:13I promise.
35:15I want to trust you, but I can't.
35:19In a minute!
35:22Well, just go.
35:23Okay, well, I'm gonna need you to get in my desk drawer.
35:26To hide it.
35:27My height, my autonomy, and not my dignity.
35:31Please.
35:33I'm gonna need something, too.
35:35Anything.
35:36Stop locking me in the dollhouse.
35:38Well, that's for your safety, but fine.
35:39Lose the cameras.
35:42Yeah, I know you're spying on me.
35:44Also for your safety.
35:45And I'm not spying on you.
35:47There's no audio.
35:48I'm doing a series of daily check-ins.
35:49Oh, like a mental patient.
35:51Like a loving husband with a miniature wife.
35:53Fine.
35:54But then I need a working laptop, and toothpaste that I like, and my lipstick.
36:02My favorite lipsticks in my purse.
36:04Come in!
36:06Ah!
36:07Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
36:08Too loud.
36:09Yes.
36:10Yes.
36:11Fine.
36:11Deal.
36:12Make a list.
36:19Love you.
36:21Fuck you, too.
36:52Oh, God.
36:57I'm home.
36:58Terry.
37:03Come on.
37:06Oh, for God.
37:08Shit.
37:09Come on.
37:14Okay.
37:17Okay.
37:20Okay.
37:21Okay.
37:22Okay.
37:26Okay.
37:34is she dead what who is who dead lindy you thought i died it was the only reason les would
37:43call me
37:44you sounded scared i was oh that means the world to me you have no idea uh wait how do
37:53you think i
37:53died what were you imagining threw yourself in front of a bus in order to avoid a career-ending
37:59plagiarism scandal yeah but you're gonna fix that lindy i tried tried perry that sounds very
38:07defeatist that's not you come on i i really really really really need this though i hate to say it
38:14but this is my fucking problem your ex emotional whatever the fuck sent the story in i'm about to
38:20get my own imprint i cannot be associated with this shit but what about our friendship is this
38:26friendship or business both well that that's the problem isn't it the the lines have blurred
38:33and we haven't conducted business in 15 years look lindy i love you i always will but but
38:45you're toxic it doesn't matter who sent the story into the new yorker it's out there and if it's out
38:52there and you have to deny it you're toxic
38:59i see well then by that logic if i were to put it out there that you knew about the
39:08story and
39:08encouraged me to submit it anyway and then you had to deny it you're toxic
39:15but you wouldn't no not if it's friendship but if it's just business
39:24i'll keep you posted friend oh thank you friend
39:33oliver your friendship is so toxic i love it get me jackie fucking ball when my fucking office
39:38fucking tomorrow thank you god conclusions the regrowth process induced excessive molecular
39:44tension surpassing substructural limits of the plant cells this tension compounded by a sudden
39:51an extreme rise in temperature triggered a chain reaction this is key hello it's me i've been
39:57miniaturized immediate suspension i'm in the laboratory unless his death store he's taking
40:01me home to a dollhouse help me detonation bang and so wait what recommend richard what a personal
40:09call hang up i'm sorry come get me i'm in the drawer i'm in the drawer open the the top
40:15hello apologies it was um it was my mother it's just a tiny issue
40:25recommendations
40:26recommendations immediate suspension of regrowth experiments involving compound x44 do we read
40:39do you think you'll tell your daughter about me
40:44lindy wouldn't want hurricane lindy blowing through your special bond
40:48what was it category five what category is shrinking your wife to six inches tall it was a five
40:56and i'm very sorry
41:01what does it matter now anyway
41:04i think it would traumatize her
41:07i think she'd blame me
41:10i should probably move the dollhouse
41:13my prison within my prison you know uh dr carmichael says fuck that bitch whoa lindy
41:23that is a red light reaction can we please try to achieve a yellow light on the road to a
41:28green light
41:31that is a red light response
41:37silence is the silent killer of a relationship
41:42i will take my foot off the brake and although i may sit here quietly it's not silence i feel
41:50that we have achieved a yellow light and will proceed with caution
41:55as dr carmichael says why don't we revisit us in the morning
42:04i as half of us agree
42:14well this um this is the gmo tomato that stands for genetically modified organism and um this gmo tomato really
42:22has the power to uh revolutionize
42:24revolutionize agriculture and food production as we know it the gmo tomato um is disease and pest resistant um it
42:32has a longer shelf life it has enhanced nutrition and it reduces the need for fertilizers
42:37so win-win-win-win-win-win-win
42:41smells good too
42:54sam
42:55incarcerated
42:57bill
42:59grandpa
43:00warren
43:01great-grandpa
43:03jeff
43:04gross
43:18it's not how you spell little john
43:21mr. magoo
43:22mr. magoo
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44:21It's just going to be less than a big dumb green light face.
44:34Richie?
44:36I...
44:37Wait, are you real?
44:40I come bearing me, my love.
44:44And these.
44:47Richie?
44:48Wouldn't it be nice if we were older than we would have to wait so long?
44:56And wouldn't it be nice to live together in the kind of room where we belong?
45:04I don't know what's going to make it look better when we can say goodnight and stay together.
45:15Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up in the morning when the day is new?
45:22And if you haven't spent the day together, all of each other goes the whole night through.
45:31But happy times together, weak and bending.
45:36I wish that every kiss was never ending.
45:42Wouldn't it be nice if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true?
45:53Run, run, run, we'll be there.
45:56Maybe there, there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do.
46:01But we could be married.
46:04We could be married.
46:06And then we'd be happy.
46:08And then we'd be happy.
46:10Wouldn't it be nice?
46:14Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.
46:17Run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
46:26run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run,
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