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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14lindy
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:29okay
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse
04:01There you are, you're okay
04:07I am not okay
04:11Can you hear me? I am not okay
04:25I am not okay
04:28It works, I can hear you
04:31You're too loud
04:32Sorry
04:34Well now I can't hear you
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud
04:38Now?
04:40Softer
04:41Now?
04:42Better
04:43I hate this fucking thing
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes
04:53Sorry, sorry, I'm so sorry
04:56Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine
04:59I heard that
05:00God, I think we got it
05:03Hi
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too
05:08Loud and clear
05:09Okay
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry
05:11It was an accident
05:13And uh
05:14I can't believe it even happened
05:15I, I, I
05:16But you're incredible
05:18I mean
05:20You're beautiful
05:25Are you smiling right now?
05:27No
05:28No, no, no
05:29No, of course not
05:29I, I just
05:30I
05:32Just like wow
05:35Wow
05:36Wow
05:38Wow
05:38No, I apologize
05:40You're my wife
05:40You're not an experiment
05:42I
05:42I should hope so
05:45Jesus
05:45Oh my god
05:46This is your job?
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny
05:53So
05:53So they don't what?
05:54Eat more?
05:55I don't
05:55Uh, do you, do you want me to answer that or?
05:59Explain it to me
06:01Well, um
06:02It's called cellular reduction
06:05And um
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08Of organic fruit and vegetables
06:11And that's how I plan to solve world hunger
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again
06:18Jesus
06:19I don't give a shit how it works
06:21Oh right, well
06:21I just reversed the process
06:23That's the restoration part
06:25Great
06:27Restore me
06:29Now, please
06:30I can do that
06:32Um
06:32Uh, but first
06:34Uh, a surprise
06:35Meet me in the dining room
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kind of hard to tell from this distance
06:49Um
06:49I'm not
06:51Make me big again now
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear
06:54Um
06:55The thing is
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les
06:59I can
07:00And I will
07:01Um, the thing is
07:02That it's just
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day
07:05Uh, or two
07:06Tops
07:07But you'll be fine
07:09But you'll be fine
07:09Everything's gonna be okay
07:10You're healthy
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals
07:12Wait, I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No, you
07:16You're not gonna die
07:17Tiny
07:18You'll be safe
07:20In the dollhouse
07:21Because it's
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our househouse
07:24Um, the stove works
07:27The refrigerator works
07:29There's food
07:30The water runs
07:31And I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home
07:35Your clothes
07:38From your closet
07:41Um, and uh, this curling thing
07:47And your hairbrush
07:48Uh, cold cream
07:51Looked important
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee
07:55And the coffee maker
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:58Oh, one crucial thing
07:59Um, the toilet
08:00Uh, it works
08:01I figured it out
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet
08:04Downstairs
08:05Ever
08:06You will be restored to regular size
08:08I promise it
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy
08:11I am so close
08:12Truly
08:13Now it's so close
08:16Not a day or two
08:19Tub
08:19Less
08:20You motherfuckers
08:24Hey
08:25Calm, calm down
08:29Calm
08:30Calm fucking down
08:51Hey, Lindy
08:54I'm gonna need a minute
08:59I'm gonna need a minute
08:59I don't want to be a little
09:01I don't want to be a little
09:02I don't want to be a little
09:03I don't want to be a little
09:27Not this time
09:27Nope, nope, nope
09:28Cause we've got plans
09:30Yep
09:31We got concrete plans
09:36How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two
09:42Uber romantic
09:44And
09:51There are multiple reasons
09:52She could be late
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming
09:55Why, you may ask
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time
10:03Destined to be written
10:05Immortalized for generations to come
10:09Oh
10:10Quiet, everybody, please
10:11Quiet, please
10:13Sorry
10:15Oh
10:16It's work
10:16It's work
10:19Hey, Martin
10:22Well, I
10:23You know, I was
10:23I was gonna head out of town
10:24So
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no
10:27Of course, of course
10:28I'll just
10:28I'll head into the
10:29Into the lab
10:33No
10:33No, I've not heard from us
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye
10:41Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service
10:48But I don't love the negative energy
10:54Peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off
11:01I feel like a specimen
11:04And come closer
11:05I don't want to keep yelling
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17Well, I couldn't
11:18It was top secret
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA
11:21That's bullshit
11:23You didn't trust me
11:25Which makes me so sad
11:29Makes me so sad
11:32Fuck you
11:34But
11:36Yeah
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy
11:49They are so cute
11:53Wait
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy
11:59They're so cute
12:01Oh, and functional
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy
12:06How cute
12:08And accurate
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox
12:16Never put it together
12:17You also said you didn't want to know
12:23Well, you're not leaving me
12:24Well, I have to go so I can fix you
12:26No, no, no
12:27No, Les
12:28Take me with you
12:29I'm portable
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32I feel very not safe
12:33I feel very small
12:35And like something bad could happen
12:37I won't let something happen
12:39Something did
12:40Something else
12:41Beyond the accident
12:42But I have to go to the lab
12:44So I can fix you
12:45Please, Les
12:46I do not want to be alone
12:47Please, I'm scared
12:49Well, what if I can show you
12:50That, um
12:52Being small isn't scary
12:54Oh, God
12:54I've always wondered
12:56What the world would look like
12:57If I were six inches tall
12:58Not me
13:00I can show you
13:01No, I, I don't
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored
13:07To regular size soon
13:09I promise
13:10Trust me
13:15Okay
13:17This is crazy
13:19Oh, my God
13:30Oh, my God
13:31Oh, my God
13:36I'm sorry
13:37Oh, my God
13:40Oh, my God
13:46Oh, my God
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really big.
14:16Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:23You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no!
14:46It's trying to eat me!
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:23Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:31Merry Christmas to me!
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:41Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:43Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:44Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:44Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:46Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:47Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:48Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:48Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:48Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:48Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:48Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:49Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:52Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:53Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:54Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:57Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:59Merry Christmas, Lindy!
16:01Merry Christmas, Lindy!
16:03Merry Christmas, Lindy!
16:10Merry Christmas, Lindy!
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:39Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Ah, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:35No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Okay.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Go ahead.
21:12Go ahead.
21:18I can see the light.
21:51You're trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:09Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously.
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:37It's going to be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:44Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
22:55It's only a few days.
22:59It's only a few days.
23:24yeah what what what it can't be right
23:32okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
23:52yeah
23:53yeah
23:58yeah
24:02magoo
24:05stay
24:07stay
24:11no no no no no
24:18magoo
24:19come here
24:22ow fuck you fuzzy fucker
24:38stop
24:40stop it you're fine
24:42i feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:01hey
25:03hey
25:07yes richard what is it
25:08oh
25:09you seem upset no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her
25:27name right
25:27yes richard she's fine
25:29good good
25:29yeah
25:30she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home
25:35writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing
25:39that's wonderful that's wonderful
25:41richard get your butt inside
25:43i'm sorry to use profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
26:14i'll see you later
26:17he left me
26:19right
26:19right
26:23why i have to trust him
26:26i cannot spiral
26:29huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:33why not
26:35okay that's
26:37that's good space colon
26:39colon
26:41colonel
26:43colonel
26:44space colonel
26:46next stop uranus
26:48i could
26:50fuck i'm already spiraling
26:52you
26:53made me believe you were so close
26:55so i believed you
26:56yes and you should believe me
26:58that's our deal
26:58there is mathematical truth in stating i am so close
27:01so what does so close
27:04mean to you in this context today
27:07my god i can't put an actual number on it
27:10i don't know
27:11what
27:12oh
27:13what have you done
27:15what have i done
27:16martin i didn't want to say you have one job
27:19contract is for 30 days
27:22that's insane
27:23well you said that you were close
27:2530 days
27:2630 days
27:27well
27:29it will work
27:30i mean
27:31the math says it will and math is never wrong
27:33so
27:33now you have 30 days
27:35no no no
27:36we have 30 days
27:37oh now it's we
27:37what does it say exactly
27:39what does the small print say exactly
27:41it says that we have 30 days
27:43to prove that the restoration formula works
27:46uh-huh
27:46or the patent on our tech
27:49on my tech
27:50thank you
27:50reverts to hilton
27:52uh-huh
27:52and hilton sues you
27:54sues us
27:55for fraud
27:56and you go to jail
27:58to jail
28:00well can he do that
28:01he can
28:02and after 30 days it goes
28:04the tech
28:05the lab
28:06the bob's
28:06gone
28:09but
28:09but
28:10okay so how do i make
28:12uh
28:14how do i
28:16how do i make things big again
28:18because i i have to make things big again
28:20well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly
28:27i mean can he actually do this
28:30yes
28:31he can
28:31it says it
28:32right here
28:34oh
28:35les
28:38how bad is this
28:42okay
28:46i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:06i
29:07i
29:08got you something for christmas
29:11oh
29:12i
29:12i didn't get you anything
29:14oh
29:15it's
29:16okay
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows
29:25you like shakespeare bars guard well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down
29:34no i'm uh just tired yeah i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and
29:44it's just you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful
29:51gift so thank you thy returneth to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:25right okay
30:29oh that looks good okay
30:37oh come on
30:43okay oh my god
30:50oh there we go
30:51uh guide
30:58oh a classic
31:00gamma
31:05volume
31:09we're never turning this off
31:11okay sex so we've got popcorn but no candy
31:24oh less that's just for me
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day or two at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress sensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:07thoughts complete
32:09carl implement his thoughts
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55carl implement his thoughts
32:59carl leven
33:00battery
33:00carl benefits
33:03carl
33:11carl
33:12carl
33:13carl
33:20carl
33:22Let's go.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer?
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:21Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and
35:07including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:40What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:47This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab, ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:03Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44What have I done?
36:52Midnight for the stars and dew
36:59Midnight and a rendezvous
37:06Your eyes held a message tender
37:12Saying I surrender
37:15All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come!
37:26What?
37:35Uh...
37:38Oh...
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42Oh!
37:44No!
37:47Uh...
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know what?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:50Jesus.
38:53God damn it, let's...
38:58For God's sake.
39:02God damn it!
39:12I can't help you.
39:25I can't help you.
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:16Oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:21What the?
40:22Oh, oh.
40:26Oh, God, oh, God.
40:28Oh, oh.
40:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:36Oh, thank you.
40:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:49Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:18Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:22Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:38And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Oh, yeah
42:18You think you're gonna break up
42:22You think you're gonna break up
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