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00:00:16more than physical pain i fear humiliation
00:00:21last week hypnosis i was this close to being acquired by cupertino
00:00:26our stock sword on the rumor i i i don't understand
00:00:32why why not uh well it's not happening i just found out talks were terminators
00:00:48um dougan morning remarks or uh you want to skip it i'm fine and when word gets out
00:00:55and it will my stock is gonna nose dive not to where it was before it took off but sinks
00:01:00with
00:01:00an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell just hanging around me
00:01:11i said no sorry okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty
00:01:26pretty fucking cool news can't tell you what not yet
00:01:33but it's great
00:01:37good
00:01:42why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
00:01:52i guess everyone
00:01:52assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and maybe
00:02:02i'm not
00:02:05and they smelled it
00:02:10when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
00:02:18it won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
00:02:26the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that
00:02:30i can't speak with anyone about what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or
00:02:35others define harm physical harm all right uh
00:02:42i should have leaked the acquisition rumor that's on me i wanted an upper valuation before the price
00:02:49was set uh sorry it happens all the time uh yeah we also juiced our price before the
00:03:00ipo i don't know i'm not the money guy i do ideas powered by belief and belief is affirmed by
00:03:07ability if i could just sell my shares now but the sec would kill me so i'm just gonna have
00:03:16to
00:03:18sync with him surely you're not going to be poor no obviously but lily can't find out god she would
00:03:25divorce me just to secure half of it be the smart move do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
00:03:31lily no she'd frame all my success as dumb luck you know i'd become an object lesson an adjective
00:03:39don't pull a dunk in or is that a noun oh christ what would my dad say if he could
00:03:46hear me now
00:03:48please joanne really this is strictly between us thanks okay see you next week doing the work yeah
00:04:14the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to
00:04:26exit themselves out window remain unsolved well what about our supplier code of conduct
00:04:37our code their conduct were we to enforce our code anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of
00:04:46cultural elitism text anushka cupertino what would you like to say what happened
00:04:58however our position has always been human life is valuable full stop it's a cornerstone for us
00:05:18what wow thank you you picked up great thank you i cannot talk to you about this i was not
00:05:25read in
00:05:26i'm an executive here and i'm on your board recuser was mandatory okay just the acquisition door how
00:05:32how fully shut is that or are we like playfully rimming the door frame oh i would say nailed like
00:05:39a
00:05:39coffin from my understanding noosh you're you're supposed to warn me about this is this your job did
00:05:47you leak the acquisition rumor yes or no no no maybe once it's clear no acquisitions forthcoming your
00:05:54stock is going to take a ding and you'll have no one to blame but yourself okay that is just
00:05:59one of the
00:05:59branches on the tree of outcome and there are many branches a lot of leaves it's really it's really leafy
00:06:05okay so just can we focus maybe not on the dings you want to change the focus duncan change the
00:06:12story
00:06:13gladly gladly yeah how do i do that no i don't know presumably with another better story yes yes
00:06:22yes and where i'm the hero sure why not good luck with that thank you
00:06:28right
00:06:55Almost finished.
00:06:57He done soon.
00:07:01You know what that is?
00:07:03That's tungsten.
00:07:04Aerospace grade.
00:07:05Heaviest element in the universe.
00:07:07This one's four inches cubed, but weighs 43 pounds.
00:07:11The crypto bros are super into them.
00:07:13You know why?
00:07:16It's not...
00:07:17It's not virtual.
00:07:20It's real.
00:07:22It's the realness.
00:07:25Here you go.
00:07:26God damn it!
00:07:31You're done, right?
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34You're done.
00:07:54Gary, he landed.
00:07:56Early.
00:07:57No, damn it.
00:07:58We're late.
00:08:00Yeah, have a lunch.
00:08:02Yeah, well, bring it.
00:08:04Orson's just wandering around the airport.
00:08:06Where are my damn keys?
00:08:08You got Wi-Fi and snacks, right?
00:08:10You get to the airport, it's fine.
00:08:11I told him we're already on our way.
00:08:14Well, I don't know.
00:08:16Pick up your phone.
00:08:18Gary!
00:08:18You're yelling, Joanne.
00:08:21Being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent.
00:08:23Oh, that's him.
00:08:24Honey?
00:08:25Hi.
00:08:25What lore's investment?
00:08:27Uh, sorry, but I can't talk.
00:08:29Unwavering confidence.
00:08:31A hat I can wear.
00:08:32I have that hat.
00:08:34Hey, Joanne, I'm looking at a light fixture.
00:08:36Can you...
00:08:37I...
00:08:37Sorry, we talked about this, Duncan.
00:08:39You can't just call me out of the blue.
00:08:41But I have a plan.
00:08:42Listen, I point to the fabulous stock price,
00:08:44which remains fabulous for the moment,
00:08:46and I say I will sell another tranche
00:08:48in private secondary offerings.
00:08:50Who's wet for it?
00:08:51Okay?
00:08:52If I could Viagra the price and keep it up long enough,
00:08:54I could be like, suck it, Cupertino.
00:08:56Suck it and weep.
00:08:57No ding, all dong.
00:08:58Sorry, but if you're leveraging the high stock price
00:09:00when you know the stock's gonna fall,
00:09:02isn't that fraud?
00:09:03Fraud?
00:09:04For market manipulation, I mean,
00:09:05won't that arouse suspicion with the SEC?
00:09:07First of all, I don't know the stock's gonna fall.
00:09:10I'm not Nosferatu.
00:09:11Fraud?
00:09:12What?
00:09:14You know what?
00:09:14Instead of accusation,
00:09:16a smidgen of validation would be nice.
00:09:18Duncan, I'm gonna have to take this.
00:09:20No, you just accused me of fraud.
00:09:21It's my son,
00:09:22and he is alone at the airport.
00:09:24I don't care if he's in a stranger's van
00:09:26licking lollipops.
00:09:27You do not hang up on me now.
00:09:29Goodbye, Duncan.
00:09:29No, no, goodbye.
00:09:30Nope, nope.
00:09:31Gary?
00:09:32Oh my God, it's a sandwich.
00:09:35Would you hurry up?
00:09:39Fuck!
00:09:40God!
00:09:59You are gonna love Los Altos.
00:10:01It's very progressive, but they're not fruity about it.
00:10:05Last year, Los Altos was the top feeder for Stanford,
00:10:09including Pali.
00:10:16You familiar?
00:10:21Did your father send your transcripts from Baltimore?
00:10:24I know he's not feeling well, but your tuition's normally 90 grand,
00:10:27and there's no way your dad would pay for that.
00:10:29But there was a scholarship that no one was using.
00:10:32So, you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here.
00:10:35And, as it turns out, your father's illness qualified as a hardship.
00:10:39So, I guess he is paying for it.
00:10:43Not...
00:10:46I didn't mean in a karmic sense.
00:10:48Orson, you know I didn't mean it like that.
00:10:49My gosh, you've gotten tall.
00:10:51Okay, can we go inside?
00:10:53I just need to know if your father sent the transcripts.
00:10:55It was the one thing he was supposed to do.
00:10:57He just got out of the fucking hospital.
00:11:00Whoa, whoa, hey, Orson.
00:11:01We don't talk that way to one another.
00:11:03We just try to use constructive language, please.
00:11:10Okay, so, um, kitchen?
00:11:12Living room?
00:11:14You remember where everything is.
00:11:16Well, actually, we have moved things around a little since you were last here.
00:11:20That's my office now.
00:11:21And, uh, Gary's is over there.
00:11:24Clients come around the back.
00:11:25If you see any of them, just ignore them.
00:11:27Some are professionals.
00:11:28Some are even kids from your school.
00:11:30All normal people.
00:11:31Just, you know, sad.
00:11:33Um, through here.
00:11:35So, uh, the room you stayed in last time, the ceiling has termite damage.
00:11:40And then the garage apartment flooded don't even get me started.
00:11:44But the bedroom down here is all fixed up.
00:11:48So, whole bottom floor is yours.
00:11:51Oh, uh, Virginia, did you see that I left sheets on the dryer?
00:11:55I already make his bed.
00:11:56Yes, I know.
00:11:58But I got him sheets.
00:11:59Special.
00:12:07Where's the bathroom?
00:12:08It's just around the...
00:12:13It's so nice to have you home.
00:12:16Okay, Xander.
00:12:17Just try mirroring.
00:12:20So, if they smile...
00:12:23If they smile...
00:12:25Xander, can you try holding the smile?
00:12:28It's what people do.
00:12:34You can do it.
00:12:35Here.
00:12:36Hold.
00:12:37And let it fade.
00:12:38Let it fade.
00:12:39Martin!
00:12:41Are we actually drinking tonight?
00:12:44Or just pretending to drink?
00:12:45Oh.
00:12:47Shit.
00:12:48Shit.
00:12:49Chop, chop.
00:12:50I'm not dressed.
00:12:51Your clothes are out.
00:12:55Hey, Tess.
00:12:59Tess, you all right?
00:13:01I think John has made you mac and cheese or something.
00:13:04I have to go.
00:13:06Martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend Bart.
00:13:10He knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child.
00:13:13But I have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board.
00:13:17It's your fiduciary duty to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay.
00:13:21Sorry, Kant.
00:13:23But you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me.
00:13:27You're on your own.
00:13:49What?
00:13:50This is the way I'm holding on your hand.
00:13:50You're going to go.
00:13:51I'm going to go.
00:13:51Call the Ayahuasca guy and tie me.
00:14:05You look splendid.
00:14:06I'm very handsome.
00:14:08I feel like I'm cosplaying a version of me that would never talk to me.
00:14:11Xander said I look frank.
00:14:12Do you think style advice from a widget or me?
00:14:15Your choice.
00:14:17Don't say widget.
00:14:23So, the Guangzhou factory.
00:14:26It's endless.
00:14:27It's 15 hours ahead too, so I might have to pop out midway tonight.
00:14:34Forgive me.
00:14:50Come and be a winner.
00:14:56Come and be a winner.
00:15:03Be a winner.
00:15:06So winner.
00:15:08Be a winner now.
00:15:24I'm a puddle.
00:15:26That's it, Duncan.
00:15:28I'm a puddle.
00:15:30Yeah.
00:15:37he's in a very sensitive place right now i'm a pilot what the hell
00:15:45he didn't think you were coming he begged me to come dad dad you don't be mad yeah um i'll
00:15:55go
00:15:56no he wants to leave speak to dad dad oh my god what do you wish to say to him
00:16:09i'm rich that's great
00:16:12dad dad help me
00:16:23stay rich
00:16:39hope no one's looking out the window
00:16:46all right go on get in sheet great we're going into the world's most profitable company reeking
00:16:53that dude's cinnamon fucking patchouli
00:17:08good
00:17:15you must be the gentleman from the va yeah that's right just here thank you
00:17:21we used to run the world jeffrey now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it
00:17:28good grief
00:17:29oh shit
00:17:30roughage
00:17:32generalissimo
00:17:33general don vorhees jeffrey hart
00:17:36hi
00:17:37punch me
00:17:39what are you doing here
00:17:40uh it's time to solve the backlog at the va well prepare to die with your boots on boys
00:17:47about to meet with tim just met with tim
00:17:49dood arranged a conference in partnership with cupertino
00:17:53technology of defense
00:17:55because linear jagovs love these things
00:17:57yeah nice
00:17:59nice hey
00:18:00you know tell me to get lost but uh
00:18:03what if i spoke about our initiative at your conference
00:18:07and make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes
00:18:10maybe major marcia
00:18:13maybe
00:18:14we'll let you know
00:18:16okay
00:18:21maybe
00:18:24guy fired me ten years ago
00:18:27prick
00:18:33god damn it
00:18:34hi
00:18:35hi
00:18:36i'm anushka batachera director of ethical innovation
00:18:39tim kwan
00:18:40corp dev
00:18:41jeffrey hart assistant to the deputy undersecretary
00:18:44uh tom ruffage deputy undersecretary veterans affairs
00:18:47all right
00:18:49oh just here
00:18:51yeah
00:18:51oh yeah sure
00:18:52okay
00:18:53okay
00:18:54but uh
00:18:55will the other tim be joining
00:18:59big tim only shows up when the contours are delimited
00:19:03uh
00:19:04uh
00:19:04so uh
00:19:05you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing
00:19:08yeah we do indeed
00:19:10tim
00:19:11big tim
00:19:12he likes things super direct
00:19:14right
00:19:15uncluttered
00:19:16right
00:19:17so straightforwardly
00:19:19what's the quant been for us
00:19:24i'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means
00:19:29quant ben is quantifiable benefits
00:19:32got it
00:19:33yeah
00:19:35well i mean uh
00:19:37i don't know
00:19:38uh
00:19:38you're here
00:19:41you live here
00:19:43and you and me and jeffrey and anushka and big tim we're all here
00:19:48there are men and women
00:19:49who fought
00:19:51for us to be here
00:19:53and live like
00:19:54this
00:19:56you know free to make a business
00:19:58to speak our minds
00:20:00to make ungodly sums of money
00:20:03but
00:20:04for the men and the women
00:20:06who actually
00:20:07put themselves on the front lines
00:20:11to defend the socio-economic system in which you and your company thrive
00:20:16i mean they're not even asking you for a favor
00:20:19in fact they want to pay you
00:20:22a quarter of a billion dollars
00:20:26it's for your help
00:20:30so us helping you do the work is
00:20:34kinda like i don't know um france helping your mother set up her printer
00:20:40you know
00:20:41in france but with like much
00:20:43much
00:20:44much more money than france
00:20:46uh-huh
00:20:47yeah
00:20:48oh you guys get it
00:20:49oh yeah okay
00:20:50yeah
00:20:50we of course
00:20:52recognize the sacrifice of your
00:20:55your people
00:20:58they're struggling
00:20:59and we
00:21:00we feel that
00:21:06oh
00:21:06oh
00:21:07you feel it
00:21:08uh-huh
00:21:08we feel it guys we feel it
00:21:10thank you
00:21:10uh-huh
00:21:11you must be really feeling it
00:21:12yeah
00:21:14well
00:21:15thank you anushka
00:21:16this has been um
00:21:19what's the opposite of uplifting
00:21:21uh
00:21:22demoralizing
00:21:22yeah demo
00:21:23haha
00:21:24i bet
00:21:24in these parts
00:21:25come on jeffrey
00:21:27we got other meetings
00:21:36our eleven o'clock has to postpone till next week
00:21:41uh
00:21:41it's major marsha
00:21:43bory says you're welcome
00:21:48you're speaking at the conference
00:21:50now
00:21:50dod will cover a junior suite at the elysium if we're all right with sharing
00:21:55you just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you
00:21:58you okay with sharing a suite
00:22:00i'll take the couch
00:22:01no
00:22:01no i've been a full-time pain in the ass you deserve it
00:22:05damn
00:22:06the elysium is the shit
00:22:08i thought that guy'd never forgive me
00:22:11why
00:22:12what'd you do to get fired
00:22:14doesn't matter now
00:22:16booyah
00:22:29hello
00:22:30honey
00:22:30we can hear you
00:22:32no bassoon during office hours
00:22:36very sorry about that
00:22:38carl
00:22:39it's fine
00:22:40no no
00:22:40no it's not
00:22:41this is
00:22:43this is your time
00:22:43well might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes
00:22:46whatever the hell that was
00:22:50lord knows i was just gonna complain anyway
00:22:52and who wants to hear me complain
00:22:53boo-hoo poor old rich fart
00:22:55we all deserve to complain
00:22:58not the richies
00:23:01people act like we took something
00:23:04as if we didn't build everything they touch
00:23:07mm-hmm
00:23:07and we didn't build it to be worshipped
00:23:09we built it to work
00:23:10and it does work
00:23:12but where's our parade
00:23:15all i see are pitchforks and ingratitude
00:23:18and i gotta be honest with you
00:23:19it's starting to make me
00:23:21maybe a little mental
00:23:23would you like to starfish carl
00:23:27okay
00:23:28yeah
00:23:28thank you
00:23:34great
00:23:36i'm backsliding joanne
00:23:39this
00:23:40shithill
00:23:42came up to me at milltown my heart
00:23:44the one place that i could
00:23:45go to in public
00:23:47when
00:23:47no one bothers me
00:23:48mm-hmm
00:23:48and right before i get ready to bite into my t-bone
00:23:52this stivilling
00:23:53shit stick
00:23:54sits
00:23:56sits at my table
00:23:59and he's like oh mr bardoff you're such an inspiration
00:24:03you know
00:24:04and of course he brings up bardoff's law
00:24:05he was admiring you
00:24:08doesn't it make you feel
00:24:09even a little bit good to see your legacy in action
00:24:12bardoff's law is something i wrote on a napkin
00:24:14on speed when we still have fax machines
00:24:17profits will continue to grow forever right
00:24:19infinite growth
00:24:21yes the logic of the cancer cell
00:24:23if i could have just reached out
00:24:26and throttled
00:24:28and just squeezed and squeezed that little shit lickers trachea
00:24:32until it buckled
00:24:33and his eyes popped
00:24:34that would have been a legacy
00:24:38but i didn't
00:24:40i didn't
00:24:42okay zeus
00:24:45go get it
00:24:47zeus
00:24:49come on buddy
00:24:50gotta get it
00:24:58sorry
00:25:01i'm sorry
00:25:03i'm sorry
00:25:06hey boy
00:25:08trying to teach you some new tricks huh
00:25:10a little late for that
00:25:12don't you think
00:25:13tricks are for kids
00:25:19one day you're
00:25:21you're chasing squirrels
00:25:23and then the next
00:25:24you're shitting yourself on the good persian rug
00:25:27ain't right
00:25:29hole
00:25:35he's
00:25:35phone
00:25:36and
00:25:36you
00:25:37oh
00:25:37Oh, my God.
00:26:07Oh, my God.
00:26:18Oh, my God.
00:26:22Stop, stop.
00:26:29You brought this joy.
00:26:35Damn!
00:26:37Hey!
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39You had a game.
00:26:40How was the game?
00:26:41Or was it a match?
00:26:42We lost.
00:26:44That's how we learn.
00:26:45Yeah, okay.
00:26:46Get out.
00:26:49Love you.
00:26:51Oh, look who's alive.
00:26:54Yes, I am alive.
00:26:56Anton came over for a session last night.
00:26:59Right.
00:27:00And it was expensive.
00:27:04You really ought to try it.
00:27:06The puke juice?
00:27:07No, thank you.
00:27:08I had a snag at work.
00:27:12Not a little bit more than a snag, but Lily, my dad came to me in a vision and showed
00:27:18me a path forward.
00:27:20Right.
00:27:22Guests arrive at one, Duncan.
00:27:24Yes?
00:27:24The reception?
00:27:27For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
00:27:30Nice.
00:27:31I think maybe a shower is in order.
00:27:33Okay.
00:27:33Oh, um, and with regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did meet someone in
00:27:45Napa at the Mabass, a Danish CFO.
00:27:50Of course, we use protection.
00:27:53Oh.
00:27:54Fun guy.
00:27:56You'd like him.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:00I know Nishka was here last night.
00:28:03So, that's back on.
00:28:05You were supposed to tell me.
00:28:07No, no, no.
00:28:08She...
00:28:10That's all in the past.
00:28:11She was here as a friend.
00:28:13Right.
00:28:14Danish CEO?
00:28:16VFO.
00:28:17Okay.
00:28:18Brush your teeth.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:19Your breath stinks.
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:27Oh, Rodrigo.
00:28:28You're fired.
00:28:30Good one.
00:28:30No, you're fired.
00:28:31You told Lily Nishka was here last night.
00:28:33What?
00:28:33No, I didn't.
00:28:34Yes, you did.
00:28:36Lucky?
00:28:36Yeah.
00:28:37So, that dragon tattoo chick, I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that thing that
00:28:42one time.
00:28:43Is that illegal?
00:28:43No, no.
00:28:44It's not illegal.
00:28:46Just frowned upon.
00:28:47Okay.
00:28:47Hold on.
00:28:48Yep.
00:28:49Lucky, are you still there?
00:28:50Yeah, I'm here.
00:28:50Okay, listen to me.
00:28:52It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the Mudbats.
00:28:55Got it.
00:28:56Danish CFO.
00:28:57Like, you know, birdie, birdie, birdie, birdie.
00:28:59Get me that code monkey with the pink hair.
00:29:02The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
00:29:04Sorry, their nose.
00:29:05Just get her.
00:29:05On it, Duncan.
00:29:11Hey, uh, Kip, get up.
00:29:13What is this?
00:29:14Get up from behind my desk with him.
00:29:16Did anyone see you sitting there?
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:18How's progress?
00:29:19Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa Mudbats is now in Copenhagen.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:24Get him.
00:29:25What's the problem?
00:29:26In Europe, this is against...
00:29:27This is America.
00:29:28We have our own rules here.
00:29:29I mean, we play football with a football.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:32Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
00:29:37I know.
00:29:37I've seen it.
00:29:38And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
00:29:41It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
00:29:44Your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned infosets.
00:29:49Which is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data-rich scenarios.
00:29:56So, this is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
00:30:03Now you're making my heartbeat.
00:30:05Its scope is basically God's eye.
00:30:08Good.
00:30:09Super scopey, then.
00:30:10But in the wrong hands, it could...
00:30:12It could...
00:30:12You...
00:30:12Whose hands are you talking about?
00:30:14My hands?
00:30:16Hmm?
00:30:17Listen, you make a wrench, right?
00:30:19And I buy that wrench.
00:30:21Right?
00:30:23If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
00:30:27But my algo isn't intended...
00:30:28No, my algo.
00:30:29My.
00:30:30You work here.
00:30:31You developed it here.
00:30:33It is mine.
00:30:34Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
00:30:37If you did that, I would quit.
00:30:39Obviously.
00:30:39And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're...
00:30:45not.
00:30:49Lucky, can you give us the room?
00:30:54I told you to fix the door.
00:30:56Sorry.
00:30:58Um...
00:30:58Mr. Park, there are rules.
00:31:00Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
00:31:02Are you a moron?
00:31:03No, you aren't.
00:31:04And think about it, okay?
00:31:06What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
00:31:11Hmm?
00:31:13Who's gonna...
00:31:14Who's gonna make that call?
00:31:15Will you?
00:31:15Every time?
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:19How about we develop this?
00:31:20Hmm?
00:31:20Right?
00:31:21I'll give you the resources you need.
00:31:24Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
00:31:27Isn't that why you came to the valley?
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:32Okay, so how godlike is this?
00:31:34Omniscience?
00:31:35Semi-deity, omniscience?
00:31:36Omniscience.
00:31:37What's that?
00:31:38We're about to find out.
00:31:47Here, spoof it from this number.
00:31:57Lily, I was just thinking about your young self.
00:32:01Hello?
00:32:02Hi?
00:32:04Say hi there.
00:32:05Hang on.
00:32:08That was...
00:32:09Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts, search engine requests, shopping...
00:32:14That's a big boat.
00:32:15That's really me.
00:32:17He's handsome.
00:32:18Yeah.
00:32:19No.
00:32:21How much does he make?
00:32:24Fuck.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:28He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
00:32:30I did, too.
00:32:32He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:37Do you want more of the sex stuff?
00:32:38Because I can tweak it.
00:32:39No, no, no.
00:32:41It's...
00:32:43Okay.
00:32:50This is, um...
00:32:54This is a thing.
00:33:00Good work.
00:33:05Hey.
00:33:07I don't know your name.
00:33:08What is it?
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:09Harper.
00:33:10Hi.
00:33:10Um, I can count on your complete discretion with this.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:16What do you want?
00:33:17Um...
00:33:17I want to get you something.
00:33:19I...
00:33:20What do you need?
00:33:21What do you need?
00:33:21Anything.
00:33:21An office of my own.
00:33:43Jameson, hey, kiddo.
00:33:45What are you up to these days?
00:33:48Soccer tournament.
00:33:49Stalker tournament.
00:33:50That sounds...
00:33:51Soccer.
00:33:52Mm, soccer.
00:33:53I prefer skiing and squash, but they have wealth connotations.
00:33:56Uh-huh.
00:33:57Soccer's more relatable.
00:33:58Hey, Tessie's here somewhere.
00:34:00You two should get together.
00:34:02When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
00:34:05Not since, like, seventh grade.
00:34:08Okay, can you just hold that face?
00:34:12Yes, I'm building an intelligent entity, more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens
00:34:17based on personal data ecosystems, but it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine
00:34:23look of bothersomeness.
00:34:24Thanks, Jamie.
00:34:28Okay, just a sec.
00:34:29Sweetie.
00:34:30Sweetie.
00:34:32Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:38I don't know how many of those she's eating.
00:34:40You try.
00:34:42You try.
00:34:42I mean, it's hard.
00:34:43It's really hard being a mom.
00:34:45It's hard.
00:34:46It's hard.
00:34:47It's hard.
00:35:05It's hard.
00:35:05Honey, swim first, then eat, just so you don't have any digestion issues in the park
00:35:11off-setter's pool.
00:35:13Can we talk, please?
00:35:15Our next session in the office.
00:35:17Well, I'd rather do it now.
00:35:20Duncan, circumstances don't always line with our wishes.
00:35:42Your parents gave you a smartphone?
00:35:45Uh, yeah.
00:35:46Yours don't.
00:35:48Smarts are worse than hard drugs.
00:35:49Twice as addictive.
00:35:51Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff?
00:35:56Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines.
00:35:58Not longehive.
00:36:10Let's see.
00:36:16I don't know.
00:36:16I don't know.
00:36:17I don't know.
00:36:23Ah!
00:36:34does your mom still take your body mass index every night what was her thing like anything
00:36:39over petite and you're eight percent less likely to get into a top ten amazing here you're klepto
00:36:46now it was better pyromania and you have to repeat the 11th grade plus community service
00:36:55and i have to see dr gary court ordered triple crown poor tessie stealing the flag off the flagpole
00:37:05turning the exit signs into no exit signs so deep or just another cry for help
00:37:13you found me out jimmy just remember if it comes down to it it's across the street for attention
00:37:20up the road if you want results
00:37:39hello
00:37:41oh you're not ashamed to be seen with me what are you talking about
00:37:47everybody from cupertino tim little tim the guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me
00:37:54telepathically it's working too he's just gloating what why he convinced big tim to shut down the
00:38:04acquisition talks mind you after you leak the rumor what did you say it wasn't that
00:38:12but i heard he called you a dumb man's genius at least on someone's genius not everybody's asshole
00:38:20he comes to my house he comes to my house clothing that is
00:38:25how much of my stock do you own huh little tim blabs about the acquisition snafu to any of these
00:38:30people here anyone he won't okay he won't yeah well he better not i'm just saying you stand to lose
00:38:35too i know that's why i had to firewall myself off from all of it oh and yet you still
00:38:40heard him call
00:38:40me a dumbass that just happened to get through your firewall the zinger i mean he's he's cutting me
00:38:47off the balls here i need you to shut that shit down is it the stock you're worried about or
00:38:53your dick
00:38:54it's one and the same
00:38:57you
00:39:19so this whole experience is you know quite out of the box for me yeah
00:39:24great community it seems everyone is so lovely here happy to get to work and bring my daughter
00:39:29give her the best opportunity oh uh by the way lily knows you came to my session last night yeah
00:39:36i know
00:39:36i texted her why would you do that misunderstandings don't predict war costly and easily avoidable with
00:39:44a bit of truth well it got lost in translation she went and banged a guy in napa
00:39:51oh that is not i'm sorry no i know i know i know i know i'm sorry i just wanted
00:39:55to give
00:39:56didia not a respect and agency well mission super duper accomplished don't no okay no sound
00:40:04like a truffle pig don't do that
00:40:18i want to officially introduce the reason we're all here an educator who took a top 50 in pasadena to
00:40:26the top five before that masters from columbia harvard before that and a terrifically underprivileged
00:40:35upbringing in chicago i knew the minute i heard her speak at the aspen education summit that she
00:40:42was the one to lead us into the future raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple
00:40:48is what built this town it's not fraud not now if not now i will do harm to myself and
00:40:54or others
00:41:00uh goodness i um should have prepared something
00:41:06i know you're all ready for a new chapter at las altas
00:41:14oh orson hey i uh i what hey hey sorry
00:41:25oh i could lead a thinker
00:41:29let's make this a great year
00:41:43hi um this is this is weird but i was in there and i i saw you take that thing
00:41:49i don't know what you're talking about bro oh well that guy in there
00:41:54he just he saw me come out of the library and he might think that i took it
00:41:58like if so facto or whatever
00:42:01um
00:42:19okay so listen i'm in crisis right now this is you're looking at it and my therapist who's supposed to
00:42:27know me
00:42:27better than anyone thinks i'm a fraud okay
00:42:30duncan i i i didn't call you a fraud okay well i said what i said was that you you
00:42:37might be committing fraud
00:42:38what is the difference you're not a murderer you're just someone who committed murder and here when you use the
00:42:43word fraud in the valley that's kind of like saying
00:42:47good hustle okay i i i spoke to a lawyer friend what what i didn't mention your name or anything
00:42:56why would you why would you talk to a lawyer what oh you haven't done anything about this
00:43:02yet acted on any of it i've done the analytics you know i i i i bag a high profile
00:43:08investor
00:43:08and then everybody forgets about cupertino and we grow we grow i'm sexy again come and get it
00:43:15but you'd have to lie to to do it it's it's it's market manipulation and it is a felony a
00:43:22felony
00:43:22a felony no look okay here you you came here today right and i'm just gonna assume to benefit your
00:43:30business right so you snarf up a bunch of potential hot shot clients and they're fucked up kids and
00:43:35that's no i my child is attending los altos you don't have a child
00:43:45you just met him the pooter okay no i'm sorry i'm sorry i think that we should be getting back
00:43:52to your guest i just had a aha i did it's a really good one okay okay okay out of
00:43:59all your illustrious
00:44:00clients right maybe there is one or two in my arena or adjacent and that maybe their business needs
00:44:08aligned with mine and and maybe their personalities match as well and you could set us up for
00:44:14i don't know a lunch okay i am uh not a dating service for businessmen duncan i am a therapist
00:44:21and you need to respect that okay life coaches do it all the time i am not a i am
00:44:27not a life coach
00:44:28no no i listen i want to continue doing the work i do with you with you then i think
00:44:35that you need
00:44:35to face the discomfort of your truths you pumped your stock right yeah and now you want to do more
00:44:47of it i mean if the sec find out you could go to jail jail don't yeah well you wouldn't
00:44:55be the first
00:44:55ceo to end up there you make me feel worse you do and that is not your job i'm pretty
00:45:01sure that is
00:45:02the opposite of your job okay this is right here this is why we have sessions in an office boundaries
00:45:10okay look i i i've i apologize duncan and i am ending this conversation right now no hey wait listen
00:45:17lily's having an affair i'm just a bit agitated more than usual and you keep bringing up the sec
00:45:28and lawyer and well i am i i depend on you and i respect you there is
00:45:39there's no one else
00:45:50oh man that's a good shower yeah
00:45:56finally an ounce of respect for the va huh all right
00:46:01i want some legit above-board decadence yeah i just wish some meetings went better
00:46:08oh no pouting jeffrey come on no feelings in a firefight smell this
00:46:16bergamot smells good yeah earl grey right yeah come on look around we're doing okay
00:46:23i'm gonna do my pitch tonight all the wigs will be there the big ones the little ones oh yeah
00:46:29i will
00:46:29make my case i'll be passionate i'm great when i'm passionate
00:46:38do you want to help me get passionate
00:46:45uh tom yeah what about the behavioral health forum in fairlawn huh backseat of that car
00:46:53yeah i got you drunk cross the line sorry but you know if i'm being honest
00:47:01not sorry i wasn't that drunk
00:47:10but uh
00:47:13yeah yeah
00:47:17i was younger once you know no no handsomer no no no all the officers wives wanted me yeah you
00:47:24wanted the officers yeah you're still handsome and my boss yeah right yeah
00:47:39you're gonna be great you know you can get some wow
00:47:46y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things we did
00:47:50it we need to be agile and america is the greatest startup of them all the future is coming
00:47:59we like that startup energy we're going to require our contractors to look over existing
00:48:07and let us know what's good about it come first place let's go to the movies
00:48:18born from carbon woven composite skin wonderful speech general i'm afraid we're gonna have to bump
00:48:24mr roughage we pay overtime if we go even a minute over but wait since he wasn't part of the
00:48:30original
00:48:31program is he gonna have trouble reimbursing his room yeah that's 2100 a night i mean you could lie
00:48:40say you spoke just don't get caught don let me say my piece five minutes that's it it's not about
00:48:46being reimbursed it's for the vets i find it best to leave these decisions to major marsh
00:48:55you son of a bitch you set me up to fuck me down how long are you gonna hold a
00:49:02grudge
00:49:03oh you know what to hell with this i'm speaking you can just try and stop me
00:49:09oh
00:49:18okay
00:49:41hey handsome hey dad how's it going not bad for an old geezer how's it going there when
00:49:48when did school start day after labor day i think this place just it feels like a weird
00:49:56simmaculum of life simulacrum simulacrum there's these clients who pay to come see mom and gary
00:50:04on the hour it's so weird and there's one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars but he's
00:50:08the saddest man you've ever seen the world there is not the world your mother loved it i did not
00:50:17yeah i really want to come home soon december 19th the day the semester ends um and i i checked
00:50:28on
00:50:28the 21st bso's playing barely a symphony fantastique barely a worst case scenario
00:50:35you do both semesters out there
00:50:54shit
00:50:55shit
00:51:06shit
00:51:11shit
00:51:12shit
00:51:12shit
00:51:19shit
00:51:23shit
00:51:25shit
00:51:26shit
00:51:27shit
00:51:44Yeah, hi, Sandra, this is Dr. Gary Calder.
00:51:47Yeah, a description I filled for a patient, Teresa Pister, 17 years old.
00:51:54Yeah.
00:51:58It's a cesspool of idiots.
00:52:01Guys like me and you making a median wage.
00:52:05Guys who actually make this country run.
00:52:09Mm-hmm.
00:52:10Who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will suffer.
00:52:16I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
00:52:20Why did, uh, Voorhees fire you?
00:52:24I don't know who remembers.
00:52:27I might have bought them for a son.
00:52:32Don Jr.
00:52:34Oof.
00:52:35That's what he wanted to be called.
00:52:38Yeah.
00:52:38Wow.
00:52:39I know.
00:52:39They're military.
00:52:41Like, and should I be all gung-ho, like war's my jam, or is it like, oh, we don't talk
00:52:46about blood and guts and stuff like that?
00:52:49Just be yourself.
00:52:51Who else would I be, huh?
00:52:53Duncan, this is the story you need.
00:52:55Yes.
00:52:55Right, righto.
00:52:56Once more on to the beach.
00:52:57Bye.
00:52:59Hey, go back to D.C.
00:53:02I need you there.
00:53:03Keep an eye on the jackals.
00:53:06They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
00:53:09You're staying.
00:53:10Yeah.
00:53:12You hate it here.
00:53:13I hate it everywhere.
00:53:14I complain so much.
00:53:16I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
00:53:20It's all one big brown smear.
00:53:23You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
00:53:26We'll talk every day.
00:53:28Mr. Ruvage.
00:53:29Duncan Park, CEO, Hypernosis.
00:53:32Data analytics.
00:53:33I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
00:53:38And women.
00:53:39Can I get you a round of drinks?
00:53:41Uh, you want?
00:53:42Yeah.
00:53:43Yeah, two of those.
00:53:44Gentlemen, what can I...
00:53:46What can I do for...
00:53:49I am sorry, I don't...
00:53:50Is it the Army?
00:53:51Is it the Navy?
00:53:53Marines?
00:53:54Air Force and Coast Guard, too.
00:53:57Cowabunga.
00:53:58Right?
00:53:58I mean, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:54:03Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
00:54:08Okay.
00:54:09Of course.
00:54:10Of course.
00:54:11Tracking down the terrorists.
00:54:13So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files,
00:54:16and we meld that with our data.
00:54:18We cross it.
00:54:19We blend it.
00:54:20We dig into it.
00:54:21We find the patterns.
00:54:23We find your bad guys, and you just...
00:54:24You just pull the trigger.
00:54:26Done.
00:54:26Win-win.
00:54:27I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up,
00:54:29but that...
00:54:30No, they're kind of into it, too.
00:54:31It's their martyrdom.
00:54:32So it's actually a win-win-win.
00:54:36That's sort of the slogan for Hypernosis.
00:54:39Ah.
00:54:39Um, it's just...
00:54:42What?
00:54:43We represent America's veterans.
00:54:45We're the VA.
00:54:58How'd it go?
00:55:00What's the matter?
00:55:02Duncan, slow down.
00:55:06I told you they were from the VA.
00:55:08You said military.
00:55:10Okay?
00:55:10I need a sexy new client, not old urine silk vets with their weird hats and broken brains.
00:55:17I thought you got that.
00:55:18Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
00:55:20There are more than one kind, okay?
00:55:22More than one kind.
00:55:23There are self-bombers and secret agents,
00:55:25and then there's distributing colostomy bags in tent cities.
00:55:28These men and women, they fought so that...
00:55:31So that we here could be free here.
00:55:37I admire them.
00:55:38And I've seen the alternatives.
00:55:40But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
00:55:44Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
00:55:47My company is not your ethical laundromat, okay?
00:55:56I have a reputation, okay?
00:55:58I know it's not great what people say about me.
00:56:02But this is not the story I needed, okay?
00:56:06This is just goodwill fuckery.
00:56:09And your buddy, Little Tim, Little Tim, that's exactly what he's going to say
00:56:13when he leaks the acquisition fail.
00:56:16No.
00:56:17Yes, yes it is.
00:56:18I see how that guy looks at me.
00:56:21Like I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out
00:56:26so he can drive up with his bodies and go like,
00:56:29hey, guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole sticking up inside out?
00:56:34Well, yeah, I know how people are.
00:56:36Because I'm one of them.
00:56:39I'm a person, and I'm like that.
00:56:41So you're walking away?
00:56:43You're goddamn right, and you're going to tell the VA guys.
00:56:45That is your punishment, okay?
00:56:47Just put them out of their misery.
00:56:49They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
00:56:52They can take it.
00:56:53Thanks.
00:57:20You gotta be kidding me.
00:57:29Before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient confidentiality thing.
00:57:38You know everything about me, as it should be.
00:57:41And as you know, I have trust issues.
00:57:46Duncan, where are we going with this?
00:57:50Easier to hear me out.
00:57:52Um...
00:57:54On May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting varicose veins removed.
00:58:01Hypernosis, my company, we harvest your data every time you click Agree,
00:58:06and then we put that all into an algorithm that would make the Patriot Act blush.
00:58:11Anything, everywhere, anybody.
00:58:14I know.
00:58:15All that godlike knowledge, and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
00:58:19The thing is, we're not all that unique.
00:58:23The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you nightmares.
00:58:29Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you.
00:58:34If they only cared to look.
00:58:36Duncan, um, I fear that you, you may be having a psychotic episode.
00:58:43Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody
00:58:47of the kid.
00:58:49Pretty sure little Orwell would love to hear that.
00:58:55Okay.
00:58:57Okay.
00:58:58You need to leave.
00:59:01Right now.
00:59:02We need to face the discomforts of the truth, Jojo.
00:59:09When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office, you sold your
00:59:15shares.
00:59:15And I was like, what?
00:59:17That hurt.
00:59:18No faith in Dunkey?
00:59:20And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
00:59:25Sounds like a conflict of interest.
00:59:27No?
00:59:28Oh my goodness, could it be?
00:59:29Yes.
00:59:30Yes, it is.
00:59:31You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end, blubbering billionaire clients.
00:59:37You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
00:59:43BC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
00:59:47CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger.
00:59:51Bye.
00:59:53What's the harm?
00:59:54Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
00:59:57Duncan, this is madness.
00:59:59You are confabulating and it's a concern.
01:00:03That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
01:00:07Sit.
01:00:09Sit, please.
01:00:11We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
01:00:16With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons,
01:00:21but no, no, no.
01:00:22You planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America
01:00:26to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety.
01:00:30Sudden wealth syndrome?
01:00:31No.
01:00:33You profited.
01:00:35It really is okay, and you'll still profit.
01:00:38Me too.
01:00:41Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
01:00:46Not today, though.
01:00:47No.
01:00:48Today, I feel comfortable.
01:00:51Earthed.
01:00:53There's level ground between us.
01:00:56Feels better, right?
01:00:59So can we please just...
01:01:02Please...
01:01:03Talk about my dad.
01:01:20Hello?
01:01:23Hello?
01:01:25Hello?
01:01:28Hello?
01:01:31Hello?
01:01:38you are inviting a pushback that is going to feel like the wrath of god
01:01:43dad you're like having a breakdown
01:01:49hypergnomes assemble we're gonna make money 10 million data points on every person from birth
01:01:56you're not predicting behavior you're steering it
01:02:00your algorithm says all that yes that's the kind of tech that could help people
01:02:07my patients have dangerous violent tendencies i just want to crush them
01:02:14what is your deal bro i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
01:02:21i don't get it you're bot is it a moron i mean is it based on a moron
01:02:28you do not want this guy running your company
01:02:33prepare to have your mind blown
01:02:40welcome to the table read of the audacity first block
01:02:46it's about to get real
01:02:49the audacity episode 101 we follow up a silicon valley ceo duncan park 40s biohacked and bespectacled
01:02:58in episode one the first thing that i wrote down was duncan's opening line
01:03:03more than physical pain uh i fear humiliation and it felt like it was being said to somebody in
01:03:10confidence angle on dr joanne felder psychologist 40s she kind of runs the valley's mindset or the
01:03:17psychology lost man children it became a question of how can we make this relationship more than just
01:03:24therapist patient they started the season a little bit in performance of themselves especially joanne
01:03:29she's like playing the good therapist when word gets out how will that make you feel
01:03:36and uh when do you expect that to be let's see what happens when you are a powerful person
01:03:42discussing corporate secrets successes and failures in a therapeutic setting and what does
01:03:48the therapist do with the information which is essentially insider information really this is
01:03:54strictly between us
01:03:58schmuck it was fun also doing some therapy scenes with zach would you like to starfish no
01:04:03okay yeah thank you bardolph is he's an angry man and very resentful and feels like he's never
01:04:12gotten his flowers that he deserves as being one of the pioneers of silicon valley his main problem
01:04:19is greed like most of the characters doesn't it make you feel good to see your legacy in action
01:04:26legacy jeez mardolph's law is something i wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fast machines
01:04:33the doctor patient confidentiality things is how airtight is that i can't speak with anyone about
01:04:39what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others i grew up in a house
01:04:44with a psychiatrist and a therapist with their offices in the house and i could hear the patients
01:04:52i was a teenager and i chose not to listen to them because they were mostly really boring
01:04:57but i could listen to them it's that sort of funny faith that this room's a safe space why what's
01:05:04so
01:05:04safe about it when i told you my company was in trouble within 53 seconds of me leaving this office
01:05:10you soldier shares these two seemingly are so different but then they actually have a lot
01:05:16in common she is shown to be somebody with ethical lapses who cuts corners herself it really is okay and
01:05:24you'll still profit me too because you're gonna dish all that life-giving dirt to me end of episode
01:05:31me
01:05:43so
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