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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
00:00:38Carl Bardo.
00:00:53Jesus.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr. gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results i'm preliminary you know normally i'd like to do
00:01:22a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me straight
00:01:26where am i
00:01:27on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually completely typical
00:01:33typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not neurodivergent that can't be
00:01:41possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero empathy
00:01:48you know uh actually uh according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm fucking exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit yeah
00:02:43oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires they're not far from napa
00:02:56duncan
00:02:58duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:02:59duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:00duncan
00:03:02duncan
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15actually you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla
00:03:46oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent sake
00:03:52and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02who's that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no one
00:04:11client
00:04:13you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich
00:04:24well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve financial prosperity
00:04:33i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today at 834
00:04:42oh no
00:04:45are you okay
00:04:46yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and so much
00:04:51damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead
00:04:54i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to linus poe
00:05:23carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge
00:05:36might mind if i sit
00:05:42your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know
00:05:49in a society driven by technology growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick
00:05:57yeah you're you're on my mouth rush for a call
00:06:00tell you that
00:06:02but you're not stone you are flesh and i bet i bet you're not done
00:06:06not even close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com fafa you've you've heard of it nope um
00:06:22f a h dash fa dot com
00:06:27yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't matter my latest enterprise hypernosis
00:06:35i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:43cupertino wants us
00:06:45yeah we're in acquisition talks
00:06:47i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago
00:06:50so i'm not talking out of school but i
00:06:52i think it's a big mistake taking the deal
00:06:55i mean you know what it's like there golden handcuffs you get it
00:07:00so i was thinking if i could find a private placement investor
00:07:04someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar
00:07:08and here you are
00:07:10i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask like how about us
00:07:14and maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game
00:07:18double rainbow i mean with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:31what the fuck
00:07:33the fuck is blue
00:07:36oh my god
00:08:07zero day
00:08:08since i stabbed someone joanne
00:08:10oh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts talking like i gave him clearance
00:08:18to speak
00:08:19so so uh you stabbed him
00:08:22it was with a fork
00:08:23he's he's fine
00:08:25but i'm not
00:08:26all that work we did wasted
00:08:28everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay
00:08:31throw it out the window
00:08:32yes okay okay carl
00:08:34that's okay
00:08:35we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it
00:08:38in session
00:08:39right now
00:08:39i i have to
00:08:41yeah okay boundaries you're right
00:08:43and just after mine were crossed too
00:08:45it's okay
00:08:47uh how about thursday
00:08:49at noon
00:08:49you gotta you gotta believe joanne
00:08:51this guy is the type of guy you want to shoot
00:08:53right between his sniveling little wormy eyes
00:08:56but you can't
00:08:57because you're not supposed to
00:08:59i get it
00:09:00and not your fault carl
00:09:01whatever happened
00:09:02not your fault
00:09:03some people
00:09:04deserve
00:09:05maybe not
00:09:06stabbing
00:09:07but a real
00:09:07definitive
00:09:08i'm i'm sorry
00:09:09i i i have to take this
00:09:11what
00:09:11do you know where orson is
00:09:13oh ethan
00:09:14yeah he's at school
00:09:16well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it
00:09:20in session
00:09:20on thursday
00:09:21okay
00:09:23hello
00:09:23ethan i dropped him there this morning
00:09:25well i called his school
00:09:26and he's not there
00:09:27he's not even registered joanne
00:09:29what is going on
00:09:31he's there
00:09:32i i i see him
00:09:33on my tracker
00:09:34jesus
00:09:34i don't understand
00:09:35well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of course the only explanation for you
00:09:39is bad mother right
00:09:41maybe before drawing damning conclusions
00:09:43open yourself up to the possibility
00:09:45that most things happen
00:09:46because of a series of micro screw-ups
00:09:48they they build up like
00:09:49like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests
00:09:52it's for the boy
00:09:53dung beetle
00:09:54i have no idea what you're talking about right now
00:09:57but our son is not a dung beetle
00:09:59what
00:09:59i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not the dung beetle
00:10:03in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork
00:10:17tetanus shot
00:10:18question mark
00:10:23oh god
00:10:25oh god
00:10:25move
00:10:27move
00:10:27can you get me some antibacterial ointment please
00:10:31uh ointment
00:10:32yes ointment
00:10:34of course
00:10:34uh duncan what happened
00:10:35what's it look like
00:10:37what's it look like
00:10:37uh i i couldn't say
00:10:39a rodent
00:10:40twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain
00:10:47big news
00:10:48cabinet level
00:10:50coming to visit
00:10:51we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great
00:10:54what's the sekva
00:10:55uh the secretary of the va
00:10:57she's gonna be in town this week
00:10:58so
00:10:59yeah
00:10:59we've been working with uh
00:11:01your cto harper
00:11:03turns out your
00:11:05gynoden
00:11:06gizmo
00:11:07i have gynoden
00:11:07same tech
00:11:09right
00:11:09can be used to identify
00:11:11bets
00:11:12at risk of self-harm
00:11:14huge
00:11:15wow
00:11:15i mean
00:11:15a really a godsend
00:11:17and she agrees
00:11:18so she's coming here
00:11:19to check it out
00:11:20oh
00:11:21would you catch a fork
00:11:23there jefe
00:11:25lucky
00:11:25ointment
00:11:26please
00:11:26i listen
00:11:27i would love
00:11:27to meet your friend
00:11:29i really would
00:11:29but i have deals
00:11:30to chase
00:11:31deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals
00:11:35yeah yeah
00:11:36no i get it
00:11:37government money
00:11:37right
00:11:38it doesn't flow
00:11:39but
00:11:40thank you
00:11:40there are workarounds
00:11:41yeah
00:11:42fast tracks
00:11:43huh
00:11:44and sekva can help
00:11:46with that
00:11:46she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you
00:11:49like a half
00:11:50up front
00:11:52to pay you
00:11:53to pay your people
00:11:53and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're gonna need to hire
00:11:56to get you that pile of data
00:11:58okay
00:11:59maybe we shouldn't
00:11:59simplify
00:12:00the data
00:12:00how fast
00:12:02oh fast
00:12:03yeah
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah
00:12:04with her sign off
00:12:05matter of weeks
00:12:06okay
00:12:06thank you
00:12:06thank you
00:12:07mother
00:12:08yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to
00:12:12bang the prom queen
00:12:12sometimes it's the greasy
00:12:13hair girl
00:12:14with a weird curve
00:12:15in her back
00:12:15that's the only willing
00:12:16partner right
00:12:18okay
00:12:18wow
00:12:25here's what i'm thinking
00:12:28barbecue
00:12:30okay
00:12:31a texas
00:12:32bbq
00:12:33we red white
00:12:34and blew the shit out
00:12:35you know
00:12:36a pig
00:12:37on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole hawk
00:12:39we put it on the roof
00:12:40we get vips
00:12:41a dj and your
00:12:42sekva
00:12:44yeah
00:12:44sekva
00:12:45yeah
00:12:45sure
00:12:46hypergnosis is soliciting
00:12:48a government contract
00:12:49so we have to be cognizant
00:12:51there's regulations
00:12:53i'm throwing the party
00:12:54i'm buying the pig
00:12:55i'll get the kosher
00:12:56yeah no
00:12:57we'll roll out the red carpet
00:12:58make your secretary
00:12:59feel like a boss
00:13:00lucky
00:13:01get us a hog
00:13:02yeah
00:13:02you got it
00:13:03great
00:13:03great meeting guys
00:13:05throwing the party
00:13:06right
00:13:06i'll get on the phone
00:13:08now
00:13:09okay
00:13:10having a party
00:13:35what a douche
00:13:40orson
00:13:40barack
00:13:41stern
00:13:47mom
00:13:49see
00:13:50i told you
00:13:50he was here
00:13:51what are you doing here
00:13:52what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching
00:13:58what were you watching
00:14:00orson
00:14:02naked
00:14:03people
00:14:04and were you
00:14:05planning to spend
00:14:05all of ninth grade
00:14:06jacking it off back here
00:14:10okay
00:14:10why did nobody here
00:14:12call me
00:14:12he's not even enrolled
00:14:14we can't call the mother
00:14:15of every child
00:14:16who isn't a student
00:14:17at las altas
00:14:18well i guess
00:14:19i wrongfully assumed
00:14:20that for ninety thousand
00:14:22dollars a year
00:14:23on scholarship
00:14:24you could at the very least
00:14:25keep track of him
00:14:27i'm sorry
00:14:27but when orson
00:14:28got home from school
00:14:28and you asked
00:14:29how his day was
00:14:31helped him with his homework
00:14:32okay
00:14:32who are you
00:14:33i'm the one who had to
00:14:34replant the succulents
00:14:35you massacred
00:14:36during your road rage
00:14:37incident
00:14:37well that
00:14:38that was an emergency
00:14:40i am a psychologist
00:14:41and i had a patient
00:14:43in crisis
00:14:45i know it sounds harsh
00:14:47but until we get his
00:14:48eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him
00:14:51he's not our responsibility
00:14:53he's yours
00:14:54you know what
00:14:55it's fine
00:14:56we will reach out
00:14:57to his baltimore school
00:14:58first thing tomorrow
00:14:59and that means
00:15:00you can enroll him
00:15:01when
00:15:02we're on it
00:15:03we're on it
00:15:04okay
00:15:04we're on it
00:15:05and we will get you
00:15:07sorted
00:15:10i am going to
00:15:11kill your father
00:15:14okay orson
00:15:15let's go
00:15:16i
00:15:17i gotta
00:15:19oh my god
00:15:20for five minutes
00:15:21you can hold it in
00:15:22no i can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this
00:15:25it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:25it's
00:15:26it's intolerable
00:15:27yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god
00:15:35duncan
00:15:37what are you doing
00:15:38looking for something
00:15:40to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles
00:15:42duncan the fires
00:15:43are bearing down
00:15:44in napa
00:15:44i asked rodrigo
00:15:46to hire private responders
00:15:47to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost
00:15:50of course
00:15:51can you say retardant anymore
00:15:53we have insurance
00:15:54but this is our house
00:15:55it's a house
00:15:56we have
00:15:58we have other houses
00:15:59oh okay
00:16:00you're just
00:16:00absent all sentimentality
00:16:02yeah
00:16:03i think so
00:16:06remember our song
00:16:07at our wedding
00:16:07you remember what that was
00:16:09yes you do
00:16:10linus poe
00:16:11and what other
00:16:12he died
00:16:15today
00:16:24are you uh
00:16:25didn't even ask me
00:16:26what happened
00:16:27you got stabbed
00:16:28with a fork
00:16:29yes
00:16:30i did
00:16:32but
00:16:32do you even
00:16:33want to know why
00:16:35sure they had a reason
00:16:36they were
00:16:36and
00:16:53Oh, my God.
00:17:10What the hell is going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:28Oh, goodbye.
00:17:31Goodbye.
00:17:39Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:43Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I, you, so, you just, you poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:06I, sorry, let me, uh, let me just get, get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please, just, just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after nine, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean, not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I, I can't talk.
00:18:22I'm in the middle of a family.
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I did not.
00:18:30I, I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up.
00:18:35Move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is, sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me, go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know, play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:02I.
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:40Can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:47Get off me.
00:19:50We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's okay.
00:19:56Okay.
00:19:57I'm fine.
00:19:58I'm fine.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Asshole.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04You laugh, you laugh at me?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:10You can't kill me.
00:20:26He's out.
00:20:33I can't kill me.
00:20:35You can kill me.
00:20:37I don't know.
00:20:38You can't kill me.
00:20:38I feel your way up.
00:20:39I.
00:20:40I can't help you.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:08The Seckless plane is still circling.
00:21:11It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42Hey.
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Seckva,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero to heroes.
00:22:00You know, being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Seckva is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey.
00:22:17What happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America.
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35The caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38They're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh.
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does Seckva like?
00:23:01Do we can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep?
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know.
00:23:08Oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um.
00:23:12And it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight.
00:23:16And, uh, due to the delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:25You gotta be shooting me.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff and.
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger.
00:23:43Listen, just open it.
00:23:44I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:46What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her.
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle.
00:23:51Okay.
00:23:52Spookle.
00:23:53I, God.
00:23:55The guests are starting to.
00:23:56Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down, DJ Dipset.
00:24:00Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in the sec pot, Tom.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:31Pack her.
00:24:32Hijack her to a black side.
00:24:33And waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:36It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena.
00:24:52Hi.
00:24:53Forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:14What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it.
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:25:59With Lily.
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:06Then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work?
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:34Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Sander.
00:26:38Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:55Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:21I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Sander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:30Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:39It's...
00:27:39Learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him.
00:27:43About war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46It...
00:27:47Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:52It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something right.
00:28:35For the life of me, I...
00:28:37I don't know what it is.
00:28:40Just...
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:05It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm going to go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:28It's...
00:29:28Ugh.
00:29:33It's not like Sid's face.
00:29:34It's, uh...
00:29:36Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:47Well...
00:29:47He's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Gone feelings been raising him, curating his intake with great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:17Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:25My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka, have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:34Your friend is the first real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:46The people is spinning.
00:30:48Oh, no.
00:30:50Oh, I got it.
00:30:52Oh, I got it.
00:31:08Oh, I got it.
00:31:15did you did you do it no you poop all the time you're always pooping but all of a sudden
00:31:27you can't it doesn't work like that i sometimes i just you know i get
00:31:34uh maybe go for a walk get things moving you could take the dog
00:31:42what
00:31:42i bet if your dad asked you to he'd poop oh my gosh please just leave oh my gosh
00:31:49watch your attitude i don't like it
00:32:32been thinking
00:32:36perhaps i've squeezed all i can out of copertino
00:32:41reach the edge of the map there if i'm being honest
00:32:43well when you're as high and mighty as they are easy to miss what's happening on the ground
00:32:48exactly like what you did tonight
00:32:55with alexander and tom huge martin bravo i mean when was the last time we saw tech
00:33:03help
00:33:04i know tech changed the world but so did the bubonic plague
00:33:15truth be told
00:33:19well we actually made better did we spread knowledge no people used to occasionally agree on truth
00:33:31are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves
00:33:39please absolutely blew it on climate data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel
00:33:47and have we made the lives of our children better
00:33:50provably no we can have q-tips at our door in an hour
00:33:55huzzah for us
00:34:01but you've
00:34:02you've actually done something that might be different
00:34:08the bubonic plague made way for the renaissance
00:34:11and gave us jack russell terriers
00:34:17i was just wondering if i shouldn't finally collaborate with you on alexander
00:34:20all right let's not cross streams you know uh xander is
00:34:30he's my thing
00:34:31no i martin i know
00:34:36you're the creator
00:34:37and it could be something we can do together
00:34:43in february of last year you told me xander looked like if a jellybean had delusions of grandeur
00:34:49and in june of this year you asked if i modeled him on a toddler's chew toy
00:34:58you remember
00:35:03no
00:35:05i do
00:35:29no
00:35:30no
00:35:33no
00:35:34duncan
00:35:36duncan
00:35:37duncan the house is gone
00:35:38hmm
00:35:39early this morning they had to abandon it
00:35:41it's oh my god it's all gone
00:35:53we'll build a new one
00:35:55i don't want a new one
00:35:58well you can't have what's gone
00:36:00so
00:36:03thanks
00:36:05so much
00:36:08very comforting
00:36:11house we got married and what did you do
00:36:13what did you do there lily huh
00:36:15you ate some pruned danish
00:36:17is that
00:36:19are you being
00:36:21okay are you being serious
00:36:23yes
00:36:25yes
00:36:25yes i am
00:36:27okay
00:36:28very serious
00:36:29it wasn't at the house
00:36:32despite our arrangement
00:36:33it's just your idea by the way
00:36:35i wouldn't do that
00:36:37where was it
00:36:37i told you
00:36:38i told you to run back
00:36:39oh like a pig
00:36:40right
00:36:41great
00:36:42great
00:36:42yeah i guess your fear of utis is cured
00:36:45you are disgusting
00:36:47and just so you know
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial
00:36:57the house was ours
00:37:00it was ours
00:37:02what's up
00:37:06i heard the news
00:37:09i'm so sorry
00:37:18thank you sweet
00:37:19oh cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash
00:37:27okay
00:37:35come on
00:37:38headphones
00:37:39lily
00:37:41since everyone wins with headphones
00:37:44you love his music
00:37:46this was our first concert
00:37:49what is wrong with you
00:37:50seriously
00:37:50he's a sad cowboy
00:37:52goth shit
00:37:54he's sad
00:37:57there was a spider
00:38:02get up
00:38:03oh
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip
00:38:25okay
00:38:26might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something
00:38:30like what
00:38:32i don't know um
00:38:34something that i
00:38:35know
00:38:36that i
00:38:37maybe you don't know
00:38:38i know
00:38:39oh sweetie
00:38:40i'll
00:38:41i'll plug my ears
00:38:45oh yeah
00:38:45here's the um
00:38:48here
00:38:51samples are handled by the lab tech
00:38:53not lab tech
00:38:54oh
00:38:55okay
00:38:56so where do i
00:38:56in the lab
00:38:56just a couple more and we're done
00:38:59first pavilion east
00:39:01when building over
00:39:01you better get it there
00:39:03let go to lunch at 12
00:39:03past that
00:39:04we'll have to collect another one
00:39:05oh yeah
00:39:06and you know
00:39:06he had a lot of trouble
00:39:07getting the
00:39:10okay
00:39:11well i will
00:39:11take the sample
00:39:13i um
00:39:14oh
00:39:15just call me
00:39:15okay
00:39:16if you're feeling
00:39:16you rushed me out
00:39:17without my phone
00:39:18oh right
00:39:19here
00:39:20have mine
00:39:21just
00:39:22call me if you're feeling
00:39:23i'll have your phone
00:39:25right
00:39:25okay
00:39:26um
00:39:26well i'll be right back
00:39:27so just
00:39:28watch a show
00:39:29or something
00:39:30don't buy anything
00:39:31i love you
00:39:51where's my mom
00:39:52she's not here buddy
00:40:05what
00:40:1010
00:40:119
00:40:148
00:40:158
00:40:157
00:40:178
00:40:196
00:40:35where the hell is 1582
00:40:37hey
00:40:39hey
00:40:40hey
00:40:46where's the
00:40:46complete you two
00:40:53please
00:40:53oh my god
00:41:10please please I got lost please please look I've been the rules for you you're
00:41:22gonna tell someone then I got to do it for everyone look I you went to school
00:41:26to help people right so did I and elbows deep in other people's shit is is not
00:41:32how you thought it would go I I really get it but you can help me I a person
00:41:39and it's my son's excrement so so two people it's rules yeah rules
00:42:01thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you um you don't have an extra mask do you it's
00:42:09it's
00:42:09nasty out there
00:42:16yes
00:42:19and I can't bear it evermore
00:42:25heaven keep me out through this dream
00:42:33and I can't bear it evermore
00:42:40hey bud little woozy give me thumbs up
00:42:49well stay down can't hurt if you don't remember
00:42:59mm-hmm
00:43:02mm-hmm
00:43:06mm-hmm
00:43:07mm-hmm
00:43:13mm-hmm
00:43:14Joanne
00:43:15mm-hmm
00:43:17jesus
00:43:18Jojo
00:43:19this it
00:43:19it shouldn't be this difficult to get ahold of you
00:43:22I
00:43:22realised
00:43:23i lost
00:43:23you
00:43:24kind of
00:43:27Well he wasn't human but
00:43:30Vic
00:43:30I'm still miserable
00:43:34okaymentation
00:43:44or this
00:43:46Bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:50Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:57Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02Did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her.
00:44:09Arrivederci douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done?
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be starving.
00:44:44Oh, my God.
00:44:46So, first, that bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:02Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Well.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, I, um, I, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's, goddammit.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:45No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:03Well, that can't be.
00:46:08That, that's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I, yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44I, his name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And, and, and, and if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I, I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is
00:48:08not tenable.
00:48:08You wanted him to humiliate me.
00:48:12You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No, no, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:23Are you, are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You, you, you seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy, Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:46I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50A fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:55Oh no, you don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery, that's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish, the actual genius.
00:49:09So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16My God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:20Okay, fine, you want to turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in, I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then, you know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor, patient, confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skid-marked, filthy laundry,
00:49:41and I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What, why, why, why are you doing this?
00:49:48Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:49The world doesn't revolve around you, it never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00I am, always was, always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09What do you want me to do?
00:51:09What would that coffee get us about, please?
00:51:12Oh, my God.
00:51:12He's kidding.
00:51:13He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:16I crawled out.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I...
00:51:21Is that...
00:51:23It's a Linus phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27I...
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and I wanted Linus Poe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
00:51:52So, I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this
00:51:59son of a bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Poe came to my house, my own backyard.
00:52:10He played three songs.
00:52:12Then walked off stage, flashed me the bird, double-barreled, in front of my employees,
00:52:19my co-founder, my wife, my dad.
00:52:22And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Heh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38I finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him, because he never, he never made
00:52:56another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No.
00:53:07You're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them to Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Poe's.
00:53:21A loser who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion.
00:53:43Market credibility, and someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom
00:53:48into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's change.
00:54:01Change.
00:54:01Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:07You.
00:54:10You.
00:54:14Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:32Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:34Yes!
00:54:35Yes!
00:54:35No!
00:54:36No!
00:54:37Oh, my God!
00:54:39Eww!
00:54:57Robotunes, make me a song of triumph
00:54:59in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The Earth swung low, the sky split in two,
00:55:19but Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said, you can win, and he whispered, we'll see,
00:55:28and the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed,
00:55:36just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:41And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54You were here at Harvard.
00:55:56I never went to Hartford.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:08Why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of noted?
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom, what were you watching?
00:56:27Naked people.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh my God, for five minutes you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:47It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him,
00:57:08and how he feels like her problems are always bigger than his problems,
00:57:11and like she matters more.
00:57:12It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris.
00:57:27Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem,
00:57:29confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:41And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes!
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is,
00:58:00Damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:01You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph,
00:58:17Duncan Park, hypernosis,
00:58:19to being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
00:58:41sink.
00:58:47A spider can talk.
00:58:49He would say to me,
00:58:50Go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of,
00:59:04You can't kill me.
00:59:06And never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:23One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh!
00:59:33Oh, my God!
00:59:34Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:38You!
00:59:40You!
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