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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:05Go for it.
00:01:07Go for it.
00:01:18Go for it.
00:01:24My ear is mierda.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube selva listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish with the
00:03:05good
00:03:05omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe don't cry don't do that but where is the cube she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really i don't know she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are
00:04:08still on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in
00:04:24need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me
00:05:04back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay man anxious anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18he may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you
00:06:23the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar of
00:06:29cabals
00:06:29and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals might plant a
00:06:35listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the time the cia yes the cia
00:06:43okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want a klonopin gary i want
00:06:49a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture from your first marriage
00:06:55fine fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceo's or bored retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's
00:07:55okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes
00:08:11yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use
00:08:19um what about our mnemonics stop s-t-o-p stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s-stop
00:08:28t take a step
00:08:29back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop
00:08:38but the s of stop
00:08:39stands for stop yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back
00:08:46oh
00:08:47observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that
00:08:53the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed
00:09:08on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if
00:09:13i could stop i
00:09:14wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't
00:09:20stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay
00:09:29take a
00:09:29step back yeah are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for
00:09:36start t uh
00:09:38throwing thing carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say
00:09:45i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say
00:10:16she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try
00:10:27these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview
00:10:36yeah and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin
00:11:59i'm not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest
00:12:04yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no
00:12:10cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume
00:12:15you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the
00:12:19neuro
00:12:20right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk
00:12:25and
00:12:25stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's uh really interesting
00:12:33perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload
00:12:47folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school
00:14:17good good good not not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if
00:14:23they wanted to okay yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as at us
00:14:33you know
00:14:34where it's warm for a bright yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look
00:14:41i'll see what's happening in your closet is a tiny hiding place for cameras as tiny as a grain of
00:14:49salt
00:14:50and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of tsunami saris
00:15:03you know
00:15:17yes
00:15:17yeah
00:15:18yeah
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57Huh?
00:15:58Huh?
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Oh.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes, like alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah, good.
00:16:20That's what you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg,
00:16:58you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:01Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know.
00:17:46Wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always.
00:17:54Sometimes.
00:17:56Rarely.
00:17:56Never.
00:18:00Well, sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:14I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always.
00:18:19Sometimes.
00:18:20Rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:36I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay, I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to
00:18:51change
00:18:51all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:16uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:23uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:29uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:29uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
00:19:30uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh
00:19:36This is why you always call me
00:19:37the day after my birthday?
00:19:53It's Halloumi's birthday.
00:19:55Halloumi?
00:19:57She was your dad's, actually.
00:20:00Halloumi, wiener dog.
00:20:03We scattered our ashes at the beach.
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm,
00:20:08you remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride
00:20:15with the animatronic Chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me or since Jesus.
00:20:23You think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:34Yeah.
00:20:34Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:45This?
00:20:46Yeah.
00:20:46Um, yeah, thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's...
00:21:07It's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa
00:21:26and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:33Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so I really gotta get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't...
00:21:48He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:53Oh.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:12And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:22You still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:25I'm sorry.
00:22:31Yeah, should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34You're welcome.
00:22:34He gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:53Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:59Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:10And I'm...
00:23:17I'm...
00:23:17You call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service.
00:23:25Okay?
00:23:25Wait, up...
00:23:26Up the...
00:23:29This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No.
00:23:46Uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay.
00:23:49She, uh...
00:23:49She wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:27Good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:32What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who...
00:24:37Put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill.
00:24:41Or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:54Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'd probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:21It's embarrassing.
00:25:44It's easy.
00:25:46Easy.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be. You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great. You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun,
00:26:06but his wings melted,
00:26:07and so he fell down to Earth and died.
00:26:10But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep. Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:21But hey, you're flying. That's cool.
00:26:24Thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much if you have no idea.
00:26:42Hey.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:49Hi.
00:26:50Name and grade?
00:26:52Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb?
00:27:05Hmm?
00:27:06Uh, this young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript
00:27:13from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:21Well, can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't, he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:57I'm all right.
00:27:58Okay.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:06Oh, my God.
00:28:37All right.
00:28:38Have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Bye, bye.
00:28:42Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk.
00:28:47That's, that's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate, um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine.
00:28:57That's fine.
00:28:57Follow me.
00:28:58Uh, we'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:00Um, when you were insider trading off your patients, I'm sorry.
00:29:05I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients, most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10given to you in strict confidence, according to the rules of Therapy International, I'm
00:29:16just curious.
00:29:22Oh, my God.
00:29:24I'm sorry.
00:29:29I'm sorry.
00:29:30Oh, my God.
00:29:37Oh, my God.
00:29:37Oh, my God.
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think. Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy
00:31:15to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Uh, well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry. I mean,
00:31:40if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with
00:31:51law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this. So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm
00:32:06to themselves or their families. They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. Uh, I can't be making
00:32:41money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image? Harper, this, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40What's...
00:33:40Like her car's emergency systems?
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new day, Ex-Langely.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project. What have we got to call it? Did you come
00:33:56up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no did.
00:34:09No did.
00:34:10Like...
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like...
00:34:11G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280 and she's getting the hub.
00:34:15Oh, where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting and
00:34:29it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it.
00:35:01Your next performance reveal.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of note.
00:35:09The eye of note.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:20The eye of note.
00:35:42The Secret to Success
00:35:43Take something people already do for free
00:35:46And charge them for it
00:35:47Now, you've got a business
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ
00:35:57Come on, come on
00:35:58Work is life
00:36:00That's why I launched Deathmo
00:36:02A reimagined work week for your business
00:36:04Where days are numbers, not names
00:36:06No more Mondays, no more Sundays
00:36:09Just pure flow
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons
00:36:13Think it was for you
00:36:14What's your winning idea?
00:36:27What can I say?
00:36:28What's your winning idea?
00:36:29What's your winning idea?
00:36:30What have you earned?
00:36:30I've missed a Mohamed
00:36:32It's who I те
00:36:32Oh, my goodness
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:52Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know about that,
00:38:12too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Yonushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:46Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coin.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:28Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Wow!
00:39:56Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:58Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single-source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No, no, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up.
00:41:33Shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right over there, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot, maybe I hear her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try the left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:17Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Long, Xander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:55Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:01It's a big deal.
00:44:15You are in a bubble.
00:44:17I'm alive.
00:44:18First turtle.
00:44:21All right.
00:44:25Third turtle.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Hey, calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down, calm down.
00:45:27Get out!
00:45:28I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30No, Gary, Gary.
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:31He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:37Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44I...
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I...
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patient's trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me.
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear Panty House.
00:46:38Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly,
00:46:42that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already
00:46:49weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt
00:47:04at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:06And now I have, uh...
00:47:08A 15-year-old
00:47:09who has no memory
00:47:10of the little cowboy hat
00:47:11I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything
00:47:18because you have information.
00:47:21But information
00:47:22is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:36Don't...
00:47:37Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44Please.
00:47:44It was just
00:47:45on the little
00:47:47insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't
00:47:57unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence
00:48:01of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this
00:48:04all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing
00:48:06that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abedelli
00:48:08finger-banged you
00:48:09at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon
00:48:17shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved
00:48:22or earned
00:48:23for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need
00:48:30is just
00:48:32one
00:48:33of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could
00:48:37just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And of course,
00:48:41someone who's gonna...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back
00:49:14in a game.
00:49:14You know,
00:49:14what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping
00:49:22at his feet.
00:49:23Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet,
00:49:30so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on again.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Wow.
00:50:07Everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:26So,
00:50:27Duncan Park...
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:36It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych of Al.
00:50:52You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth
00:50:58hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile,
00:51:03arrogant,
00:51:04incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become
00:51:18resentful of
00:51:19our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:22Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder
00:51:24or teach me
00:51:25and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside,
00:51:28I know a psychiatrist
00:51:29who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived,
00:51:32broke his neck,
00:51:32and he lost the use of his legs
00:51:34and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him,
00:51:38how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there
00:51:40and listen to people's
00:51:41little complaints
00:51:42after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was,
00:51:46suffering is suffering.
00:51:50Gary,
00:51:52I was there
00:51:53when Phil told you
00:51:54that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No, he...
00:52:01No, you're...
00:52:01No, you're wrong
00:52:02because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken
00:52:05about that.
00:52:06But the point
00:52:07is that
00:52:08Duncan Park
00:52:10deserves therapy
00:52:11as much as anybody
00:52:12anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich,
00:52:16poor,
00:52:17it doesn't matter.
00:52:22can we stop fighting
00:52:23now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight
00:52:26with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway,
00:52:34here,
00:52:38I know that you feel
00:52:39that you don't always
00:52:40get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I...
00:52:42I didn't mean to...
00:52:43it's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish
00:52:47I could give you
00:52:47a better...
00:52:52Anyway,
00:52:53here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Oh, ma'am.
00:53:10Oh, ma'am.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:17I...
00:53:17I...
00:53:21Oh, ma'am.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is
00:53:33our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:34I sort of prefer Alpine,
00:53:36but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube,
00:53:46Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had
00:53:47so many nannies,
00:53:48anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:51This is what I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones
00:53:54when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom
00:54:05about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:07I won't fire Thelma,
00:54:09okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:16I can get into Stanford
00:54:17for real
00:54:17without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need
00:54:20all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom
00:54:22will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie,
00:54:27cheating is doing it
00:54:29for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating
00:54:31is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:34And losers,
00:54:36they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:58Think about the sun.
00:55:02Think about her golden glass.
00:55:10How she lights
00:55:12the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance
00:55:17with the guardian of splendor.
00:55:22With the guardian of splendor
00:55:22inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Heaven,
00:55:28think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37Heaven,
00:55:38days are tame
00:55:39and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty
00:55:44in one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels
00:55:49of the morning
00:55:51are calling out
00:55:53to make
00:55:55hear them
00:55:57think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall
00:56:06about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're
00:56:09a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone,
00:56:12Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript,
00:56:14he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park,
00:56:17hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days
00:56:20since I've stabbed someone,
00:56:21Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Here you go.
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine
00:56:39when she signed me up
00:56:40to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me
00:56:42like a fire alarm
00:56:43at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad
00:56:46it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne
00:56:50for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset
00:56:53at something.
00:56:55I don't know
00:56:56if we really know
00:56:57what that is yet.
00:56:58To me,
00:56:59some of it's just
00:56:59old-fashioned generational
00:57:01ageism
00:57:02where he's older
00:57:03and he sees
00:57:04the younger people
00:57:05screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him
00:57:08a mnemonic,
00:57:09stop.
00:57:10S, stop,
00:57:11T,
00:57:12take a step back,
00:57:13O, observe,
00:57:14P,
00:57:15proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing
00:57:18to remember
00:57:19for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop
00:57:20is for stop, correct?
00:57:21That was actually
00:57:23bestowed upon
00:57:24one of my writers
00:57:25and she would
00:57:26joke about that.
00:57:27I may start,
00:57:28S is for start,
00:57:30T,
00:57:30uh,
00:57:31throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view
00:57:35of Bardolph
00:57:36getting so pissed off
00:57:37on the lack of thought
00:57:39that went into
00:57:40making stop
00:57:41the first step of stop
00:57:43based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm gonna say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm gonna say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T
00:57:50is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start
00:57:51doing things
00:57:53and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne
00:58:00texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two,
00:58:07you have a real
00:58:08ratcheting up
00:58:09of the Joanne Duncan
00:58:11dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like
00:58:14they were gonna be partners
00:58:15and now she's not
00:58:16returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to
00:58:18sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking
00:58:21into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all,
00:58:23it's probably my favorite
00:58:24scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors
00:58:27are duking it out
00:58:29in a way that's
00:58:30incredibly gratifying
00:58:32to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say,
00:58:33like, working with Sarah
00:58:34has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know,
00:58:37it's important, like,
00:58:38to show up every day
00:58:39to work and be inspired
00:58:40by the people around you
00:58:41to push harder
00:58:42and, you know,
00:58:43be better.
00:58:44It was just
00:58:45one of the little
00:58:48insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't
00:58:50unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime
00:58:53and I'm the natural
00:58:54consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment
00:58:56when their characters'
00:58:58wants and needs
00:59:00come to
00:59:01a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly
00:59:04gives in.
00:59:05All I need
00:59:06is just
00:59:06one of your clients.
00:59:08Carl Bardolph.
00:59:10Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that
00:59:13Carl Bardolph
00:59:13is violently angry
00:59:15and does not want
00:59:16people talking to him
00:59:17and worshipping
00:59:18at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention
00:59:20that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out
00:59:22in the next episode
00:59:23of The Audacity.
00:59:25See you.
00:59:35Here we go.
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