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18:49Hi, hi, excuse me, there's a, like a rest stop, I don't know, 20 miles south of here off the
18:54highway, I don't have any cell service, but my boyfriend and I stopped there and we found
19:00a baby abandoned in a car and I think that maybe something bad might have happened to
19:06its parents. Uh, are you, are you alone out here? That's good. You're here. Oh, that's less
19:22good. Sorry, can you call the cops, please? Uh, Benjamin. Yeah, Benjamin. So cool. Benjamin
19:33was the name of the guy who worked here before me, but he hung himself in the bathroom with
19:37an electrical cord and they were too cheap to get me a name type with my own name on it.
19:42Um, sorry, could you, could you call the cops now, please? Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax. You seem relaxed. Could you call the cops, please? Wait here, I'll call.
20:01Come on.
20:29I'm so free.
21:01Oh, fuck!
21:12Hey, you said south of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, south of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait, Benjamin.
21:29Fuck.
21:59Fuck.
22:15Ah!
22:23Ah!
22:29Uh.
22:30Ah!
22:37Ah!
22:40Ah!
22:56I'm sure he's the one.
23:13Hey, they're coming to rescue your baby!
23:32What the fuck?
24:04What the fuck?
24:39Oh my god!
24:42Fucking dammit!
24:45Fuck!
24:48Oh my god!
24:49Sorry!
24:50You scared me!
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh yeah, the family came back.
24:54What the fuck?
24:56You're bleeding!
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess
25:06they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:07And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah, I don't know.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:15Fuck, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay, I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait, should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:46You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48I'm so tired.
26:01What is it?
26:01Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure, marrying the favorite child.
26:10Stop, you know they can't wait to meet you.
26:26Whoa.
26:28Yeah.
26:30Whoa.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:58I don't know if I have a concussion or something.
27:00Oh, my God.
27:04Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:18Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:33Oh, God.
27:36Yeah.
27:37What is?
27:37Um, it's like a tradition of the family dogs.
27:46Oh, it's actually, we always got in trouble for looking in their eyes because it was considered
27:52like disrespectful to do after they were dead.
27:54How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just, my dad said that they could see.
28:00I just looked it in the eyes, so why am I in trouble?
28:05I guess we'll find out.
28:29Is that empty chair for, for me?
28:32I know you've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait guarded by two taxidermy
28:38dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's fucking weird.
28:55The love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01Sorry.
29:12Oh, my God.
29:18Sorry.
29:19Yeah.
29:30Was this a family pet too?
29:32Oh, no.
29:34My great-grandmother Elizabeth was killed by a bear
29:39and her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:42Wow.
29:44Yeah.
29:46Would you do that for me?
29:49Of course.
29:50Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry.
29:53Sorry.
29:54You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face
29:59or I could, you know, just call the butler.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding. Are you sure?
30:10Stupid.
30:11I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:13Alright, I'll get the bags from the car.
30:15Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:19To the right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yeah, to the right.
30:29Ah, get dinner in the yard.
30:46We're here.
30:48Come on, come on.
30:49Come on in, the back room for the car.
30:49You're going to a shower?
30:50Welcome on.
30:51What's his kitchen?
30:51My good tinham no eyes a Every night.
30:53Good Mob.
30:53No, I don't put the rules. I put them myself.
30:56You just have to be there.
30:57Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01Fuck!
31:02You scared the shit out of me!
31:04Sorry. Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh my god, she exists!
31:12There's no such thing as interrupting.
31:14Come here, we're family.
31:17It's your wedding. Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:22Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, Portia.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie?
31:35Julie?
31:36Nellie.
31:37Hi.
31:39It's Jules.
31:39Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you. It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh my god, no.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or an Iceland trip last summer,
31:47but you were scared of planes or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met at an airport.
31:52Oh, it's so romantic.
31:57You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's pretty cute.
32:01Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07It's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09Uh, he's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:13Um, I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he, um, he got punched
32:20in the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:22Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:30It's...
32:31You got time.
32:35Um, we were at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere and there was, um, like an abandoned
32:42baby in a car.
32:45Nikki stayed with the baby.
32:45I went to get help and then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very creepy
32:50guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:54Poor chef.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on.
33:06I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Sarah.
33:10Good night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:13Watch out.
33:16Okay, I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby, so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out, and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:55But worse, he tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams
34:02get louder, and louder, and louder, and louder, and louder, until he comes face to face with
34:12it, the sorry man, with his long, sharp, dirty nails, his distended belly, his mouth open in a downturned smile,
34:27wailing.
34:28It's awful.
34:30Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you, and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:35So Jules hides from the sorry man, holding his breath, watching, watching, watching, watching,
34:43as the sorry man cuts a woman open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it, he cries and he says, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
35:03it's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged, and he comes up from hell, stalking these woods, believing his long lost wife.
35:10He's hidden inside another woman.
35:13Like one day he'll slice a woman open, and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up, romantic kind of, oh my god.
35:29What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw, Judy, what's up?
35:43What are you doing up, Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry, Portia, I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well, this is Rachel.
35:52She's gonna be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Aw, it's okay.
35:59No, the sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood, so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period, right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night.
36:16Good night.
36:17Good night.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:20Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey, sir, you had to hear that story to get me this.
36:33It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie, too?
36:41That's fun.
36:42Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:45I mean, you don't believe in it, right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in the human skin-wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up, right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24What?
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me, and then he started walking up to me, and I thought that he was
37:28going to hurt me, but he was...
37:29I don't know how to describe it, but I was like, he was watching me pee.
37:33Wait, the lights?
37:33Are you okay?
37:34Yeah, I'm fine.
37:35It was just...
37:39I don't know.
37:41I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu, but like, not the good kind.
37:44Like, I feel something so familiar, and I don't know how to describe it, except just dread.
37:50Like, when you just, like, you just know something bad's going to happen, you just know, and I've
37:53been feeling that way more and more and more and more and more since we got here, and then
37:59now that we're here, I just, like, I don't know.
38:02I just, like, I really, I really feel it now.
38:04Hey, come here.
38:04Come here, Rachel.
38:06Baby, come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I get it.
38:13Hey, I've been feeling it, too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nikki?
38:26Hmm?
38:29Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland because of a panic attack?
38:33No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:38Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well, she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I love you.
39:03I'm sorry.
39:04I'm sorry.
39:05I'm sorry.
39:05What?
39:13I have to do the thing.
39:18I have to do the thing.
39:19I have to do the thing.
39:21I have to do the thing.
39:22I have to do the thing.
39:25I have to do the thing.
39:28I have to do the thing.
39:29I have to do the thing.
39:30I have to do the thing.
39:32I have to do the thing.
39:33I have to do the thing.
39:34I have to do the thing.
39:34I have to do the thing.
39:34I have to do the thing.
39:34I have to do the thing.
39:35I have to do the thing.
39:36I have to do the thing.
39:36I have to do the thing.
39:40I have to do the thing.
39:44I have to do the thing.
39:45Oh, my God.
40:42Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:54Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:23Oh, my God.
41:56Oh, my God.
42:24Oh, my God.
42:54Oh, my God.
43:05Oh, my God.
43:09Oh, my God.
43:40Oh, my God.
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44:37Oh, my God.
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45:17Oh, my God.
45:23Oh, my God.
45:59Oh, my God.
46:30Oh, my God.
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47:23Oh, my God.
47:27Oh, my God.
48:25Oh, my God.
48:55Oh, my God.
48:57Oh, my God.
49:31Oh, my God.
50:01Oh, my God.
50:31Oh, my God.
50:57Oh, my God.
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