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00:01Welcome back to PJ's Snack Attack.
00:04Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:05Dougie and Anthony have been working on a brand new product.
00:09Cooking it up.
00:10Let's go.
00:10This is the world's first official taste test
00:13of Rockin' Grandma's sweet and spicy applesauce.
00:18Tropical kick.
00:19Yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:21Cheers.
00:23Let's do it.
00:25Wow.
00:27My serious buds are opening.
00:30My sinuses are opening.
00:32My mind is like exploding with color.
00:35Now we got to give it the rating.
00:45Signing off.
00:46See you next time on your next PJ's Snack Attack.
00:49Dessert.
00:54At Trukis Group, our business is your business.
00:58I have come to the decision to explore the sale of Rockin' Grandmas
01:01to the good people of Trukis.
01:03I kind of think she's hot.
01:06You hanging in there?
01:07I'm doing good.
01:08I'm still embarrassed and everything.
01:10Oh my God, were you going to propose with a hat on?
01:12Just tell him I left.
01:13Not because I'm embarrassed about something.
01:14Just tell him I had diarrhea.
01:15Tell him.
01:15Okay.
01:16Just say, okay.
01:21What's up, everyone?
01:22My name is Michael Swinson.
01:23I am the Unreal Hypnotist.
01:24I love your product.
01:25I have one in my bag.
01:27Oh, I'm just going to say it.
01:28I don't trust him.
01:33Bro.
01:35Bro.
01:45That could be like our sign-off.
01:46That could be like our sign-off.
01:47Yeah, there you go.
01:47Probably also.
02:10today on this schedule we got talent show yeah you know you know i won the talent show last year
02:17okay and i wanted to defend my title you got to gosh i'm so sad i'm gonna miss it i
02:24really am don't
02:25come don't miss it come on i don't know i feel bad about the whole proposal thing does it feel
02:31like cool now if i came back it's like oh yeah whatever yes yes man you'll be welcome back with
02:36open arms like this is a family no matter what you guys go through they're gonna love you and care
02:41about you and amy's doing okay yeah yeah absolutely gosh i'll give it some thought are you guys excited
02:51about the talent show today yeah every year on the retreat we do a talent show and everyone gets to
02:58impress each other with our different little skills that we probably wouldn't know about if we're at
03:02the office doing our day-to-day jobs yeah any sneak peeks for us oh no you want to share
03:08not from me i
03:09have something i want to share oh there may or may not be an extra surprise
03:14all right i miss kevin i really miss him that's what i told him this morning he didn't he didn't
03:20give
03:20me a sound frame he said he was going to take his time but he said he'll think about coming
03:23back
03:23he won the talent show last year yeah he sang my way okay and it was beautiful he has a
03:30remarkable
03:31voice okay him singing is something i wouldn't pick you know him to do but i believe it though
03:36the one thing i didn't i didn't tell him about yesterday
03:41yeah so we had a pretty boozy late one at the dinner last night so everybody came in kind of
03:47dragging did anyone else get sick last night yeah it was fun glad i didn't get hypnotized
03:56next one of us shit i'm glad i bet you're glad you got hypnotized
03:59wait what do you think to each other or what i was just saying i bet he's glad he got
04:03hypnotized
04:05well i mean
04:10what's wrong with his neck spider bite first of all i know that things have been moving at a
04:16really rapid pace for you guys okay i get that and i'm sure that some of you are wondering
04:22how last night affects the deal that i'm negotiating with elizabeth
04:25i really think that we're progressing and this can happen and it's going to be a good thing
04:30and we want to get this done before the end of the retreat but i have stressed to her
04:36your jobs stay intact or there is no deal so with that being said elizabeth wanted the opportunity to
04:45speak with all of you thank you doug hi everyone um i want to say that you know i really
04:53just feel
04:53horrible about the whole hot sauce in the purse so i i really do give you my sincere apology
04:58i put the hot sauce in my purse because i thought it might ingratiate me to you all and i
05:02realized that
05:03was a stupid idea and we make mistakes but we own them at trucus and i hope that you can
05:08see that
05:09it came from a good place so as a gift to you all i called in a huge favor to
05:14get you a very special
05:16speaker today we have graham gertz is our brand strategist and he's going to come here uh in a bit
05:23to really share with you guys some mind-blowing strategies and i hope you guys walk to graham
05:29gertz being open to walking into possibility i want to start by asking a question who here wants to
05:37think outside the box outside the box outside the box okay well you might want to go somewhere else
05:45because guess what there is no box my friend kendall she called me a few years ago
05:54and she said gg i want to start a tequila company i want to call it 213 and i said
06:01you got the wrong
06:02area code honey it's 818 818 tequila is now the number one selling tequila brand
06:13in the nation whoa wow in the 22 to 23 year old female demographic number one in the nation
06:22it's okay to applaud thank you thank you thank you we're standing right now at the base of the second
06:34mountain i wouldn't be here if you guys hadn't already conquered the first mountain now it's about
06:38getting you to where i'm at right second mountain thinking there i am second mountain here's you guys
06:46right now by the time you get to the second mountain i'll be at a place people at the second
06:51mountain like to call the third mountain but let's not get ahead of ourselves my team and i put together
06:5810 ideas that will take this company over the second mountain pickleball like the bottle would be that
07:06i don't know just ideas we don't know this is a smart bottle you can hook up the bottle to
07:12your
07:12phone get the temperature who knows i don't know actually this is old this is an old one
07:20virtual no no this is old nfts old ai right that was a good one we want to be doing
07:29that
07:29right that's obvious now i want to talk about the brand i love what you guys are doing it's
07:36brilliant i wouldn't touch it would i tweak it rockin grandma where does that come from what's the
07:45genesis of it's my great grandma nice i love a personal story yeah it's really special it's really
07:51special it really is but let's let's take a step back here so here's a pitch
08:00rockin stepsister do you have a stepsister no stepsister is the most searched for relative
08:09on the internet or at least on many of the websites me and my team have scoured because
08:17let's just be honest grandmas right are generally old you know that's just one knock on them
08:26you really don't like the the stepsister idea i'm not a fan of you're not a fan of it why
08:34because i think what makes the at least the name jump out is you don't see grandma's rocking out so
08:39i
08:39think that's what catches the attention the cleverness yeah okay stepsister grandma it's all subjective
08:45it wasn't sure he fits in with trucus he gives the same kind of vibes the same kind of energy
08:53so um there's positive negatives to both well i'm positive he's yanked it to his own stepsister
09:00i don't i'm gonna be quiet because i just i personally feel like i'm bringing a lot of negative
09:05energy just because they rubbed me the wrong way so oh got it obviously a driver with a class
09:11class class d certification uh-huh actually hold on a second excuse me uh what time does the talent
09:17show begin tonight why do you care that's our thing we're making some plans for our performance
09:21yeah your dad invited us to join and we're joining in
09:26it's all right child it's all right it's home it's our talent show yeah do we do
09:30real quick guys i just want to say even though trucus has come here i just want us to remember
09:38that
09:39the talent show is a big thing for us okay i want us to bring our a gang we got
09:44to defend the title
09:44yeah we do today is going to be exciting i'm ready let's make sure that trophy stays here
09:53hey guys um you know i told y'all there was going to be a surprise today yes
09:59what i was sort of feeling like i wanted to come back and anthony was like very encouraging he said
10:13it's the water's warm come on back you know so it was like yeah so um i'm so i'm really
10:18really
10:18excited to be back i do want to apologize uh for being inappropriate on the first day of the retreat
10:24and uh i do want to apologize to you uh amy specifically uh for making you feel uncomfortable
10:30that day putting you in that position thanks kevin and i'm happy you're back okay i'm very happy to
10:35be back i'm very happy we love you thank you thank you thank you let's have a good time let's
10:39do it
10:39yeah a good time
10:44kevin are you are you wearing an earring yeah well oh yeah oh no yeah this yeah no yeah yeah
10:49have you always had that earring yeah i've worn this to the office before it's a new one but i've
10:53i've no i wear this sometimes i've never seen that earring no it's cool no i would notice that
10:59she's bling it it's a new one it's a new one but no i've worn i've worn earrings before oh
11:02you're
11:03right on time for the talent show which is great i was like i can't miss this thing i can't
11:06miss
11:06i gotta i gotta go you're gonna bring us home it would be i mean have you been practicing i
11:11have
11:11been practicing yes um i guess i want to ask i know you passed the reins of captain fun over
11:14to me
11:15so i was delegated to be the host of the talent show this year is that something i can continue
11:19to
11:19do or would you like to take over as captain fun you have inherited the role of captain fun
11:24so so so anthony will be hosting the talent show you better yeah yeah i'm looking forward if you're
11:28good with it yeah okay okay i'm excited to do so
11:31how you doing good oh my god i have to tell you yes um just so you know the other
11:37night we went
11:38out there was a hypnotist anthony uh a little tipsy short story anthony and any hook
11:46i just wanted you to know just because you're walking back on on this you know what i mean
11:49no no no yeah no no no i appreciate it i appreciate it i appreciate it no i appreciate it
11:55the full crew is back in action let's get to the seminar room hang back with me for one second
12:03i just wanted to say real quick um uh pj told me about what happened i just want to say
12:08it's all
12:09good the heart wants what it wants it's okay you know you could it's it's all i'm a big man
12:13i
12:13can i can take it it's all right i'm not sure what you mean you know i'm happy for you
12:18you know
12:18for me yeah happy for me for what you you i i mean we're adults here you and amy had
12:23one night
12:24sand that's no no that did not happen well not me the other anthony yeah that's i was like i
12:33need
12:33you to clarify man because you know we need to be on the same page about this okay okay oh
12:37okay oh so
12:38other anthony was hypnotized and then amy had been drinking a bit so i think that kind of
12:42was she hypnotized no she was intoxicated wow other anthony yeah i mean i guess he's
12:51don't don't go i guess i guess he's all he's a tall guy no no no he's a good guy
12:55you're comparing
12:55yourself to him and that's not no no no no no i would no no no no no i wouldn't
12:59i'm not saying
12:59he's better marriage material than me yeah i would say but he does have great calves it does occur to
13:05me
13:05that because two rocking grandma's employees are now in a physical relationship i'm gonna have to do
13:11like an interview with them i'm gonna have to like basically just like document their relationship
13:14and get their statements and everything hey do you think you could help me out with that
13:17it's just basically just i just need a third party witness yeah i got you i got you man all
13:22right
13:22man absolutely uh gosh
13:28hello angels it's like angels
13:34we were grills warm hello on the phone is pj making snack take tocks in this denim beret
13:40this isn't even going to be one i use
13:44so the winner always gets this the grammy award you get it and that's my great grandma and we're
13:51not letting trucus get their grubby freckled hands on it that's what's up come on now
13:57no yeah hey what do you think of this earring oh yeah it looks good they wouldn't take the ring
14:02back so i was like you know what i'm gonna turn that diamond into this oh that was the diamond
14:07in
14:07the ring this is the diamond from the ring okay so that's real ice no no it's like the most
14:11expensive
14:11jewelry ever worn you know i know this is awkward we're all adults here whatever you need yeah great
14:18yeah this is very boilerplate kind of okay and uh anthony's going to be our third party witness
14:23today so thank you anthony for being here okay um please uh list below any uh relationship uh with
14:29any principal officer um this is i think i think we know who the relationship is is between here
14:34between me and another anthony yeah have there been any public displays of affection witnessed by other
14:40employees i mean yes because i think pj and anthony saw and you you attest to that too
14:48yeah and i would like to say up front that there was just there was enthusiastic consent
14:52from both parties big time passionate consent yeah that's important yeah and we were we just kept
14:59checking in of like um i'd say like is it okay to stick my tongue in your mouth yeah and
15:04i did the
15:04same thing like yes it is okay and is it okay if i stick my tongue in your mouth maybe
15:09and i'd say yes
15:10that's fine totally consensual uh thank you for being forthcoming any detail you want we just want
15:16to make sure we're doing this right and that you have all the information that's what this is all
15:19about okay good anthony i don't actually think i have your address on file oh yeah so i don't really
15:27have an address right now because a large infestation of black mold in my condo had to move out
15:33uh well i kind of need to put down an address of some kind um do you have any well
15:38why don't you just
15:38put you can just put my address for now really wait yeah i mean because you so you just have
15:44like
15:44something on file and you i mean you can maybe stay with me that would be awesome you know i
15:49learned
15:49an interesting uh spaghetti factory one strand of spaghetti is called a spaghetto a spaghetto yeah
15:56wow okay that is interesting it is interesting right it's kind of like goose and geese yeah yeah
16:01exactly yeah so actually um kevin you can just put my address for his address oh you're gonna live
16:06with her yeah my yeah oh what kind of mattress do you have that's a really bouncy i like firm
16:15but
16:16i could try you know what uh can you do me a favor it actually doesn't matter who asks the
16:21question
16:21and who witnesses i think it'd be more perfect could you just ask this just the just this section
16:25is that okay yeah okay i'm just gonna witness from uh over here can you describe the incident in which
16:34your relationship crossed from professional into physical yeah i actually crossed a lot of my bucket
16:38list that night but it started because he brushed my thigh with his hand and at first i was like
16:46oh and
16:47then i was like oh so then i kind of like leaned in and i started sucking on his upper
16:53lip and he
16:54started kissing my bottom lip and then we had switched yeah and i liked it a lot you know i
17:02think
17:02we're done i think we're done anyway thank you guys so much oh no thank you do you feel like
17:06you have
17:07enough information well we got enough information oh yeah yeah anthony you think that's enough information
17:13yeah yeah hey anthony so we actually we're gonna have to trucus i guess needs a little bit more
17:25time so i'm just gonna tell him we have about like 21 minutes yeah i'm fine i'm fine
17:32throw him last or where are they second to last they wanted to go last but dog's tradition is
17:36the winner always goes okay that's what they had said although we've been in meetings all day with
17:40dog to you know close the deal we still found time to put together performance that i believe
17:45will be unstoppable everybody listen up this is important all right this is called rocking grandma's
17:53got talent not trucus got talent right yeah let's show them what we got yeah let's show them who we
17:58are yeah grandmas baby let's go yeah let's go rg's rocking grandma rg's rocking grandma
18:09true kiss is gonna go down because we're rocking grandmas and we have to beat true kiss so they can
18:14know like okay we don't around with anybody oh my gosh you guys you look amazing how exciting
18:25yes y'all ready to have a good night yeah all right all right all right so
18:33y'all just giving y'all a sneak peek of our grammy
18:39the winner of tonight's contest will receive this grammy awarded by miss marjorie i heard that she
18:46is a tough cookie so y'all better give it y'all's best and i will be fair but objective
18:52so first off we had jackie and her flute
19:05we all agreed to wow marjorie by coming out of the gate hot and then you know people made some
19:11other choices asmr let's go for a ride
19:41the scene begins come in bones and you are claire coleman i.t
19:53what do you think of adding a new special character to our marriage
19:57is it her yes i'm in uh yeah i'll be honest i was getting pretty nervous because um marjorie
20:04hadn't seemed too stoked by anything we did so i knew i had to get up there and turn things
20:09around
20:09for us back in like 2010 2011 i got super into rave culture my homie swigley had an extra ticket
20:17to
20:18hard summer and hook up to some bomb ass ecstasy so i rolled my balls off and hooked up with
20:23this like
20:23smoking hot chick who just had x's on her nipples so that was kind of like the peak moment of
20:28my life to
20:48that point
20:49things started a little slow but now we're just totally killing it i mean what a shock bj snack attack
20:55with
20:56japanese chips the flavors are fish fish and fish okay so type a makes steve shout but elizabeth got
21:03knocked the out
21:07so they come in here trying to take over our talent show apparently asking to be last yeah they want
21:13to
21:13be the last last slot of the talent show we don't play that kevin goes last kevin's going last do
21:18you
21:18know what trucus is doing no uh yeah at this point i'm feeling really good about our chances i mean
21:25what's stupid trucus gonna do next up we have what i would like to consider our special guests from
21:31trucus we have them up next so whenever you're ready let's do it we are waiting for uh trucus team
21:36member to arrive shortly within oh you know what actually they're here so just sit tight so here we go
21:44everybody representing the trucus group someone who needs no introduction please give a warm rock
21:51and grandma's welcome to two-time golden globe nominee nine-time grammy nominee multi-platinum
21:59singer songwriter and recording artist it's sia it's sia you guys thank you for coming thank you so much
22:08hi oh wow wow so nice to meet you all give it up everyone yes who the is sia
22:18what the hell these people brought in sia to our company talent show pj you had zero chill i'm sorry
22:28girl but it's sia like sia we're gonna get a private concert from sia guys this is next level bravo
22:37looks like i'm following sia i know she was coming i'm a fan what are you doing well i'm gonna
22:43sing
22:43i'm gonna sing that's a little preview i'm gonna sing have you have such a good voice he does other
22:48can i see your bug bite i didn't realize it's so big i'll get you yeah okay how about that
22:56um uh
22:58anthony um can you well we just set up sia in a private guest cabin uh please just make sure
23:05she
23:06has water you know drinks green m&ms whatever she needs okay okay yeah so um i was just kind
23:12of sent
23:12over there to be her assistant like get anything she needs um so we just kind of talked to like
23:16a normal
23:17person i didn't act like a fan like pj the one thing i do need help with is which wig
23:29it helps me
23:31sometimes if i see them on would you mind you want me to put it on yeah normally i have
23:36people to help
23:36me to do this but we're apparently they're a bit low budge here um although they're paying me a ton
23:44i'm
23:44very grateful for um going through a divorce oh wow i got the house but he got all the crypto
23:50i
23:50really need this gig hey let's check you out in here all right well do you feel like a pop
23:57star
23:58oh not really yeah it or actually i might go the curly one oh i like this i like the
24:05curls better it's
24:06better it just feels more natural for me yeah and it feels more natural for me too okay so if
24:11you're
24:11going to introduce me i just i'm because i'm a little bit particular i love a little bit of
24:16pizazz pizazz okay i've got a special outfit and i it will fit you and you look amazing in it
24:21and
24:22stop take a partner what do you say well there we go fabulous all right weak ankles look who we
24:29have
24:29dear ceo oh thank you guys so as you guys know we have a really special guest with us here
24:37tonight
24:38give it up for ceo
24:44come on come on turn the radio on it's friday night and it won't be long gotta do my hair
24:51put my makeup on
24:52it's friday night and it won't be long it was cool that they brought someone in but you know i
25:03did
25:03honestly expect them to like perform themselves it would have been nice to see what they could do too
25:07but she killed it
25:27i'm sorry i couldn't resist it nah i get it that song is a banger oh my god i forgot
25:34my underpants
25:36i'm sweating a lot i'm sweating a lot i'm losing my voice i feel very hot
25:41i love cheap frills
25:55thank you so much have we got anyone else i'm gonna join you yeah
26:04how about that guys wasn't that amazing yeah all right all right thank you so our final act
26:11is the two-time champion and he's here to defend his title give it up for kevin
26:21that's time for a real singer to take the mic let's get a real singer on the mic go kevin
26:27go kevin
26:28reigning champ reigning champ you can do it thank you see
26:35yeah you know i normally do an old standard song but i decided to mix it up tonight
26:47not sure why
26:59tell me what's going on
27:00you're just like an angel
27:09tell me what's going on
27:11he loves amy and he thought that they were dating
27:14so he proposed to her she said no it was just like we're just best friends
27:18i don't know
27:25what the hell am i doing here
27:33I don't belong here
27:42She's running out the door
27:45I thought Kevin rocked
27:51Yeah, I was really impassioned
27:52He left his heart out there
27:53Yeah, I thought it was beautiful
27:55What the hell am I doing here
28:01I don't belong here
28:06I don't belong here
28:11Wow.
28:12Give it up for Kevin!
28:14Yeah, that's what I'm talking about!
28:17That's what I'm talking about!
28:19Kevin, that was amazing.
28:22Truly, like, that was...
28:24Personal.
28:25Beautiful.
28:26Loud.
28:27Wow, I'm, like, moved.
28:29Thank you, appreciate it.
28:29Thank you, thank you.
28:30Give it up for Kevin.
28:31I mean, I just think the world of Marjorie, I think.
28:33She didn't have to say that
28:34and it really made me feel good and everything.
28:36And, um...
28:37I wonder if she's single, actually.
28:39Marjorie.
28:39I know she's single.
28:41Oh, shoot.
28:42Oh, yeah.
28:43Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:44I was really...
28:44Oh, no, I've learned my lesson.
28:45I'm not going to propose in public terms.
28:47No, I wouldn't do that.
28:48No, no.
28:49Oh.
28:50Oh.
28:51Kevin.
28:53Cut.
28:53That song honestly just blew me away.
28:56Great.
28:57Are you saying we won?
28:59Oh, no, no.
29:00The winner is Sia.
29:01Are you freaking kidding me?
29:03What am I winning?
29:04A Grammy.
29:05This is my first f***ing Grammy, you guys.
29:08That was awesome.
29:11And then she just left.
29:13You should have just got on the bus with her.
29:14Roll my cue, imagine.
29:19Oh, guys.
29:20Let's all Sia.
29:20We want to give a warm goodbye, right?
29:22Let's wave.
29:23Let's wave to her, you guys.
29:24We won the first Grammy, you guys.
29:26Come on.
29:26Bye, Sia.
29:28Bye.
29:29Guys, jump a little.
29:30Bye.
29:30Oh, yes.
29:31She's jumping, you guys.
29:33You want to mirror people.
29:34They like you when you do that.
29:36Okay, you know what?
29:36Let's keep it going.
29:37Keep the party going.
29:38My arm's getting tired.
29:40I thought that was a bit much when she left.
29:42We had to jump and wait for like 20 minutes.
29:45Bye.
29:46Bye.
29:48Bye.
29:48Can I just say, Truk is for the win.
29:53I mean, I do think Truk has cheated a little bit by bringing Sia.
29:56At the same time, I'm not trying to take away from the moment.
29:58It is definitely exciting to, you know, even be around her, get to talk to her and like
30:02interact with her.
30:03It's crazy.
30:04It's crazy.
30:04But I do feel bad for Dougie, though.
30:06Tonight did not go the way he wanted it to.
30:09Stupid, talented Sia.
30:11Oh, look at me.
30:11I got a voice of an angel.
30:13Doug, can we finish up some of the talks in the business center?
30:15Yes, I'll talk to you soon.
30:16All right.
30:17Bye, guys.
30:19With everything that happened tonight, how are you feeling about the potential Truk is
30:22dealing?
30:23I felt, you know, a little confused, honestly, when Sia showed up.
30:27But I trust Doug and they do have the resources that we want to grow.
30:32And I heard she signed some things for you guys.
30:34She signed my vision board and she said, 2PJ love, Sia.
30:38It was cool she came, but Sia told me that Truk has paid her a bunch of money to perform.
30:43So that tells you all you need to know about them.
30:45That's true.
30:46Facts.
30:47I mean, these people paid money to win our family company's talent show.
30:52That's psychotic, dog.
30:54I mean.
30:55Oh.
30:56Excuse me.
30:57Excuse me.
31:00Sorry for interrupting, but big news, okay?
31:06We have a deal.
31:09We have a deal.
31:10Wow.
31:11We're signing the papers tomorrow.
31:14Yeah.
31:15People, are you okay?
31:16I trust them.
31:17I trust them.
31:18Yeah.
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